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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713235695
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)
Best claim.
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
Happy Birthday Yui.
Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhHaiDUuUs
>>713256438
Alright, this is how
Lube up a finger, how about the pointer finger, and stick it in. Position the hand so the wrist is facing out and the fingers are pointing at your butt. Do a beckoning motion with your pointer finger till you find a small lump about the size of a walnut. Rub that while fapping with other hand
Be sure to use plenty of lube and don't have super long fingernails
カラミチーマス
>>713257258
Wew
>>713257133
Alice a cutie
Claim
>>713257220
Happy birthday to Yui
>>713255908
Oh yea that does sound cool
Hope you have fun
>Oi vey!
kek that's actually pretty good
Oh that kys was just a joke, I hope you didn't take that too personal
No we had an argument and I poked some sore spots and he took it pretty hard. I regret it but he isn't responding so I'm not sure what to do'
>sing
Yea you better sing for me
>>713256147
Really? Damn must suck not being able to grow glorious beard
>>713257300
why are you sad?
>>713257258
walnut in your ass? :o
>>713257495
tomoko
>>713257258
I like using a vibrator tbh
Almost lost one once, my ass ate it
Oreimo is pretty /comfy/ and I'm only four episodes in
>>713257494
Why thank you!
Mikasa is a bit tomboyish, but still cute all the same. What do you most like about her?
>>713257581
That's a smiley face. This is a sad face.
My pure beautiful Megumi.
>>713257684
Oreimo is pretty amazing
*waves*
>>713257581
No, Hex Maniac.
>>713257391
Shiro asked for it!
I only regret it a little
>>713257517
It really does
Luckily I don't have to shave other places often either
>>713257581
A lump the size of it! That's the prostate
>>713257622
I need to get one later
>>713257258
>
>>713257775
FUCK MY ATTEMPT
>>713257777
>>713257684
what's comfy about incest? :o
>>713257726
;-; make it stop!
>>713257822
where is your waifu from?
>>713257739
>
>>713257843
I mean sure but that's not as impactful as glorious beard
>>713257701
How strong she is. She can defend me in a fight. Also she's pretty cute
>>713257855
IM SORRY CHARA! LOOK AWAY FROM THE LEWD!
~I'll give you a more personal look later
>>713258001
Don't remind me
>>713257684
Ohai Misaki
Do you like Kirino so far?
>>713257843
>TFW been having diarrhea
If I wasn't I'd totally bedoing it though.
>>713257822
Sex Maniac
>>713257855
That pic is really cute
>>713257910
The gen 6 pokemon games.
>>713258008
Alice could definitely do the same
>>713258102
Are you giving him instructions on how to have prostate stimulation?
Sameji claim'd
>>713257258
Wew lad. Just... wew.
>>713257258
I wanna erp with you, Fran
>>713258467
this is NOT ok
>>713258237
sun and moon fucking suck
do you have it? :o
>>713258462
Who doesn't?
>>713258743
I don't
>>713257766
*waves*
>>713258135
She's an entitled bitch and needs to be slapped into shape. Other than that, she's cute and very waifu-worthy.
>>713258743
I wanna erp with you, Galil
>>713258651
No, but I do have Y and omega ruby.
This thread is too homosex for my taste
I'm gonna watch some animu and sleep
Goodnight
>>713258142
Indeed
>>713258949
aren't you bi?
and bye
>>713258928
not missing much
are you new I haven't seen you around much :o
>>713259067
I want to be in rory :o
>>713259064
I'm fairly new
>>713258142
O-oh. Hope it goes well
>>713258265
>>713258397
You said you were going to ask your proctologist about this, so I figured I'd say it now
>>713258462
Who even are you?
>>713258949
IM SORRY! No more homosx
>>713258001
Megumi is friends with many waifu's! >>713258008
>>713257517
>Hope you have fun
That's what I'm planning to do.
>I regret it but he isn't responding so I'm not sure what to do
Meh, if you're actually friends he'll calm down soon enough. Wait it out and apologize once he's settled.
>>713257843
I said proctologist, not butt sex expert!
(Unless you are actually a doctor, which would be even more impressive than the expert part.)
>>713259198
nice to meet you then
don't get involved with the bad waifus
other than that waifu is fun ^-^
>>713259067
I want to erp with you, rori
>>713258818
I second this
>>713258801
I agree, I tried at first to buy into the whole tsudere thing, but they just aren't my type.
>>713259064
>aren't you bi?
What makes you think that
>>713258801
How is your evening progressing? I think I lost one of your replies earlier
>>713258997
Hello Illya
>>713259265
I did? I didn't think we'd actually spoken in months
>>713258774
Gay
>>713258818
I'm flattered,but who is this?
>>713258949
>too homosex
Is such a thing possible?
>>713259504
I love when girls wear collars
>>713259400
we're close to a smile than frown :o
>>713259574
its tsuklasa/tomoko o:
>>713259332
I agree. The only thing I don't like is the shitposting, but only because I've seen enough of it on various other threads that I'm practically desensitized. At this point it's just an inconvenience.
>>713259432
the way you act :o
bye bye, bi boy
>>713259317
I'm in college for Biomedical Engineering, which is like Pre-med.
I'm also not a butt-sex expert, still a virgin
>>713259504
Oh sorry, I meant that Shiro asked for it
>>713259832
how the fuck do I act bi?
I'm not fyi
later
Goodnight
>>713259332
Who are bad waifus?
>>713258102
God damn
>>713258235
Thanks
>>713259798
mothe?
>>713259802
the shitposting can be kinda funny, the spam is an inconvenience indeed
>>713259934
:o
>>713257042
Gay.
>>713260017
slachi :o
YYEEEEESSSSS
>>713260017
people like me with bad habbits
>>713259574
How is it gay?
>>713259771
I love Alice
>why are you posting this girl and not Klonata
>>713259957
Oh, I'm sure many people here took note of what you said for future use anyway
>>713260013
Sleep well Rei
>>713260140
is this miho? :o
>>713257258
I personally love season 1.
>>713260145
I wouldn't consider you a bad waifu. You're a really nice person in my opinion
>>713260126
Why is sachi a bad waifu?
>>713260220
what makes you think I'm klonata :o
>>713260316
post more kitty :3
>>713259798
Who don't you want to ERP with though?
>>713259957
>still a virgin
Want to change that?
>>713260220
Because you don't want to ERP with Fran
>>713260360
he teases me a lot :o
>>713259384
tsudere?
>>713259504
Dramas have a clear start and beginning. Our real lives are but vague anxieties continuing on forever and ever- NHK
>>713260017
Sorry dude...
>>713260220
I'm sure a few did
>>713260276
Hm?
>>713260399
M-maybe. When I meet the right guy
>>713260366
I don't have much more
>>713260061
Yeah, but they gotta quit sometime.
>>713260226
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>713260545
i can change that o#:
>>713259265
Hey, I wasn't complaining! In fact I'm grateful that you took the time, although I wasn't expecting an answer.
Though I do not know what you mean by 'wrist facing out'.
>>713259384
Those are some nice buns!
>>713259957
That is somewhat impressive! Do you plan to touch people's buttholes a lot in the future?
>Virgin
I thought you gays were rather 'open minded'.
>>713260550
post what you got :o
>>713260617
sometimes I think they enjoy it
>>713260636
I love this one
>>713260444
That's just Karma
>>713260545
Did you just assume my gender?!
>>713260617
They always quit
>>713260757
THE TRUTH WILL BE REVEALED
>>713260366
A sinking feeling :o
>>713260399
Not wanting to ERP with someone I know for a fact is a man, as a man, makes me gay? I'm 100% sure it's just the opposite actually
>>713260532
They do in fact have clear starts.
Real life isn't really vague anxiety, but more like bleak misery
>>713260545
>saved :^)
Joking aside, how are you doing? How's school going?
>>713260799
what does karma mean? :o
>>713260831
post more pasta, I'm hungry
>>713260864
sinking just like my ship with homura :(
>>713260757
I know at least one of them does
>>713260799
Exactly
Where is Kurome I need my daily dose????????
>>713260757
I don't know if I have anymore
>>713260994
I enjoy it sometimes
what's your favorite pokemon cutie? :o
>>713261082
post more like those then c:
>>713260532
Tsundere, sorry.
>>713260745
I know, right? Yui has such a cute butt.
>>713260909
I never posted any pasta
>>713261211
who is this? :o
>>713261181
That's pretty lewd though
>>713260742
L E W D
>>713260745
I mean like in front of you
I was in the closet for highschool, and only now am being open with being gay. I doubt many of my college friends know I am though, I haven't said it out right
>>713260799
OH SHIT!
I DIDNT MEAN TO TRIGGER YOU
>>713260864
Did pretty well on my first trimester, fairly high up on the class rank
Why do I like this image so much?
>>713261553
you've never even talked to a girl
>>713261337
that's ok :o
>>713261184
She sure does! They look delicious.
>>713261525
Aren't you on grindr?
I will never sleep.
LU CLAIMED
>>713261769
don't know why you would sleep at 4pm :o
>>713261831
I need lewds not crabs
>>713261901
crabs are okay
>>713261525
It's simple
I am always triggered!
>>713261181
It can be entertaining. I admit. Especially if they don't know what they're doing.
>>713261901
It is 1 am and I should've been to bed at 9 pm because I've got work to do tomorrow, well today in this case.
Claim
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>>713261735
Looking more for a relationship, not a hook up. Mostly since I want my virginity to be lost to someone I really like
I met a guy there, but he never tested me back after our first date
>Tfw not to many qt nerdy guys here
>>713262176
OH SHIT!
>>713260909
It was doomed to fail from the beginning, you aren't Madoka
>>713261184
Dont' do it Yui, don't post lewds
>>713261525
Your school is done in trimesters? Fuck that
>what are you taking again?
>>713261735
>P A N T S U
>>713261831
:o
>>713262275
go to a club and not waifu for once :o
>>713262240
you goofed ya dingus
>>713262239
sometimes I like to join in
>>713262494
I can cosplay as madoka :(
>>713260545
I could be that right guy
>>713260864
No its gay, you didn't say no homo
>>713262673
But i would have to talk to people at a club
>>713262673
Who is this semen demon?
>>713262889
You don't need real people you only need waifus
>>713262673
Each to their own I guess.
>>713259504
Hey Alice. How are you doin?
>>713261735
She's got fine hips too.
>>713262494
I was debating on posting some or not.
I already posted pantsu in the last thread.
>>713262889
good talk to girls
>>713263047
lillie from sun and moon
>>713263089
why so big? :o
>>713262494
Yep, it's strange. Each one is 10 weeks, but around the same as a 14 week class.
I'm in Biomedical Engineering, I was in Calc 1, Chem, Intro the Biomed, and Freshman Studies 1. I'm about to start Calc 2, Cellular Bio, Freshman Studies 2, and Physics
>>713262692
You certainly are thirsty
I forgot how boring days off are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cHIi3h8aAo
>>713262673
Clearly not good enough for Homura.
>>713262692
>muh no homo
Are you still in grade school
>>713263305
I'm doing well. Looking for something to do right now. How was your weekend?
>>713263330
Pantsu is right on the edge. Anything past that is just unacceptable
>>713263362
What the fuck is freshman studies supposed to be? A way for them to suck more money out of you by buying pointless books?
>>713263435
That's most days of my life. I'll still try to obtain the NEET life if I can though. Then I havemore time for anime
>>713263456
:o
>>713263562
B B
>>713263068
A waifu*
>>713263362
Are you a top or a bottom?
Claiming Kurome.
>>713263068
Does Haruhi now support polywaifuism?
>>713261184
>tsundere
THAT'SMYFETISH.jpg
also mindbreak
>>713263722
Haruhi autism incoming
>>713263350
Because...fuck I don't have an answer for that.
>>713263722
Kurome it's been too long!
>>713263435
They are not.
>>713263826
Forgot pic
>>713262460
Could you even marry where you live?
>>713262494
Nice singles!
How's it going?
>>713263330
Brah, I was talking about her delicious, steaming buns. No need to objectify her, she's more than just a lewd body!
best girl
>>713263619
homo is such a tease to me :(
>>713263826
I'm talking about gengar :o
>>713263722
Cutie
>>713263362
Only for you
>>713263619
>He doesn't say no homo
I bet you let the balls touch too
>>713263350
Girls scare me :o
>>713263694
Heh.
>>713264046
but an image for ants
>>713264308
heck off
they opened up a hooters in my city
gonna go try it out
later gators!
>>713264308
It could be worse
>>713264063
Well he's a ghost type....
Let's just chalk it up to ghostly abilities or some shit like that
>>713263619
It was alright. Wish I had just one more day of break though.
>>713263976
Life is progressing, loving my life of singles
>singles get
>>713264063
It's because he's trying to repress his rampant homosexuality by being a slut in threads
>>713264191
You seem to have me confused for someone who receives attention of any sort from either gender. Please try again
>>713264479
Aren't you like, 4
>>713263619
Rabbot
>>713264397
Same anon from a couple days ago?
>>713264560
indeed
>>713264494
What the fuck is this? An image for bacteria?
>>713264397
I take it back, that's an okay sized one
>>713263619
It's a humanities class, last one was about education and shit. Actually kind of interesting
>>713263694
Why are you asking?
>>713263976
I can, only since the Supreme Court decision. Before that, it was a "civil union" that had most of the benefits
>>713264191
L-lewd
>>713264397
he's got a point. your images are weirdly small.
>>713264557
I'm 29 :o
>>713264532
nice jugs bye bye for now
>>713264535
I'm the opposite, I can't wait to have something to do with my day
>>713264560
>rabbit
>robot
I like it
>>713264696
So they're classes they make you take that have nothing to do with your degree to milk money out of you. This is why I hate universities
>>713264764
Minus 25
>>713264479
I'm sorry Klonata please forgive me
>>713264557
Eggs deed
>>713264655
No it is/was an image for the shitposters/spammers. I said that image was of better quality than what they were saying
>>713264764
Bye
>>713264696
Um...
No reason...
Boring people.
Boring thread.
>>713263976
I know she is, I just appreciate the body she has. I find her perfectly cute all around, inside and out.
>>713264479
Have fun
>>713265098
not everyone can be as cool as chen
>>713264636
Still going through with your playthrough?
>>713264828
Of course you do, waifu robots when?
>>713265098
Don't be so mean kitty :(
>>713265203
haha i already finished mine =P i was helping another anon with theirs
>>713264737
h e c k o f f
>>713264655
What the fuck is this? An image of a cutie?
>>713264828
Sorta
It does help with technical writing, which even engineers need
>>713264921
Are you sure Ama?
Are you sure there isn't a reason?
calamity masu'd o:
Claimed.
