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>>713255926
c-c-cottage cheese?
>>713255926
The uneven slices disturb me
>>713256024
>bacon pieces and cottage chees
my bet win so far. :))
>>713255926
Cum on it
>>713255926
Put mayo on it
>>713256024
and bacon
>>713255926
Aye aye captain!
>>713256163
fuck off slav
Here we go
I wonder if Satan will show up in this thread.
Satan loves pancakes.
cum on it
>>713255926
Add ketchup
>>713256273
O MY!
>cottage cheese
>bacon bits
>weird bread cake
What the fuck is happening?
>>713255926
cottage cheese on bread?
>>713256151
Go clean your oven.
>>713255926
You did it you actually fucking did it
>>713255926
>>713256273
Hmmm... go on
Bacon time
>>713256381
It is clean baka!
>>713255926
The mad man actually did it!
Bacon is on
>>713255926
Whoa, whoa! Don't do anything you'll regret later.
>>713256485
O my god, never been this happy before
>>713256610
Eat it
>>713256485
Is there a hidden ingredient? This can't be it
>>713256485
Yes do it faggot I'm almost there I've been edging since two threads ago
>>713256628
It's far too late for that
>>713256273
It was ruined at this exact moment.
>>713256610
it's so beautiful ;-;
>>713256610
THERE MUST BE MORE?!!!!!!!!!
>>713256610
>HNNNNNNNNNG
>>713256273
>>713256485
>>713256610
Your cum looks weird. You should see a doctor.
absolute madman
>>713256732
What a waste of bacon bits.
SHIT ON IT
>>713256610
God op this shit is cash
>>713256732
>>713256373
>a few threads ago someone posted himself making pancakes
>escalated to a pancake making pissing contest
>french toast, crepes and scrambled eggs were involved
>cartoons about crashing a 747 into mecha and blacks getting killed by police
>someone filled a pan to the brim with dough and cooked on stovetop
>OP made a mondo cake with a rice cooker
>eating and applying toppings now
post a pic of it in your mouth
>>713256777
Trips demand more. OP
>>713256610
A meal fit for a king.
whats wrong about this, exactly? Just a normal person passing through..
>>713255926
I've waited for this moment since the last thread
>>713256900
Check em'
>>713256777
trips want more and the madman should deliver
>>713256893
that was a fun thread
>>713256777
Kek demands more!
>>713256893
you forgot that i cleaned my oven!
>>713256732
Put pizza sauce on it and cheese and bake it
Someone cap this shit
>>713257086
You didn't it's still filthy, boiling water didn't even try
>>713256732
>why is there a slice already eaten
>why are you putting bacon on cottage cheese on some kind of bread thing
>why are you posting about it on 4chan
>why didn't you spread the bacon bits around evenly
what the fuck
>>713257086
You should buy another one
>>713257116
On it
>>713256777
If kek wills it, Cummies?
>>713257235
Welcome to /b/. We do things a little different around here.
>>713256610
Put some ketchup or orange juice on it
>>713257333
YESYESYESYESOHMYGODYES
>>713257333
Trips say do it
>>713257333
ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>713257333
Fuck YEAH
>>713257333
Cum in it faggot
Do it
>>713257333
Your digits confirm. You must. PRAISE KEK.
>>713257333
>the proof's in the protein
Do it
>>713256732
>adds bacon to look like dick
>adds more to make it not look like dick (or a JAV dick)
fuckin why?
>>713257333
Nice trips.
Needs pickles.
And sprinkles.
These ISIS cooking shows are getting out of hand
>>713257401
this whole fucking thread
I missed a fucking beach party to watch this shit
>>713257176
>>713257254
Its clean I say!
>>713257548
more bacon > dick bacon
>>713257754
I just noticed that your wall is falling apart
>>713257754
How long have you had that oven?
>>713257235
Newfag thinks /b/ is only porn
ITS THE FUCKING RANDOM BOARD DIP SHIT CUNT FUCK
>>713257333
DOOOO IT
>>713257748
you're a true /b/tard, welcome home
>>713257848
Fix it or the body might fall out
>>713257869
I think it is older than me...
>>713257848
Im don renting the place next year anyway
>>713257948
it rotted aweay years ago.
>>713257333
Kek does will it
OP where art thou
If the last image in this thread isn't a plate of pancake-cheese and bacon puke with a timestamp or a reaction to said image, this thread is dildos.
>>713257333
Kek has decided, this is the only time I've ever rolled trips. Cummies inbound, brb.
>>713258013
>Older than me
Top kek
>>713257754
Like Grandma used to bake
>>713258177
HERE WE GO!!!
>>713258177
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>713258177
And a follow up dubs...
>praise kek anons!!!!
>>713257401
On days like this is why I love this hell hole of a website
>>713258184
And i'm serius! Anyone heard of this brand before?
I'm 25 btw
>>713258177
Oh shit
>>713258448
Yes it's an old soviet brand I used to own 2
>>713258448
>ELRAM
Mexican shit hole microwave
Where the fuck do you live?
Never seen a Beaner Wave before
>>713258177
Then give it to your mom and tell her she has to eat all the pancake
>>713257333
Pepe bumping til delivery
>>713258549
communism intensifies
>>713258448
Is this the same one?
>>713258614
I live in Norway, the oven belongs to the apartment i'm renting.
>>713258738
yes, but mine dooes not hawe the stripes on the glas.
excited as fuck for these cummies!
>>713258177
Chop chop faggot
>>713258895
Go to your mirror, Look in it and say that statement. Then think about what you just said..
Report back your findings
kek loves this
>>713258840
>old soviet brand
That thing is prolly full of cancer bud. You're gonna end up with tumors the size of corgis on your back.
>>713258738
ddoes yours leak steam to the right of the door to?
and why is it on the flor?
>>713258840
I'm mexifag my family used to have them until one day my grandpa plugged one into the wall and it caught on fire
>>713259108
It's a google search image but i have the same one, i'll post pictures when i get home.
>>713259084
>>713259116
inb4 fire and canser oven, good i'm mowing soon...
hard as fuck to fap into a cup and take a pic, but Cummies
>>713259472
Oh shit
>>713259472
why not cum directly on it?
>>713259472
Nice
>>713259472
It's really going to happen, is it?
>>713259472
'Atta boy.
You know what happens next.
>>713259472
Holy shit nigger
>>713259472
that's a small load op, dont masturbate the next week and it will be fine
>>713259472
Looks like condensed milk to me...
Just sayin.
Cummies added
>>713259664
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!!!!!
>>713259664
>>713259664
Dig in
>>713259664
Its happening oh fuck
Time to try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA
pdijgeprgjk
>>713259663
>>713259664
Consume
>>713259865
My entire life has led up to this moment thank you so fucking much
>>713259865
that would be so good if it was not for the cumies
Poop on it OP
Here we go
kek
pls archive this in r/4chan.
Include me in screencap
>>713260034
i second this
>>713259865
This is what heaven looks like
>>713259472
Doesn't even look like cum
/thread
this guy is a legend
>>713259865
top fucking kek I am crying
Put me on the screencap
>>713259865
>>713260054
How is it
>>713260054
movember/10
FUCKING STOP I HAVE GAGGED TOO MUCH
>MFW this thread
>>713260054
Bon appétit
Reporting in ebic bread
>>713260231
Yeah that other guy's oven is disgusting
>>713260054
>>713260054
Good job OP. You have done a great internet today.
>>713260054
fucking hate you OP
Is OP kill?
>>713260306
my communist fire cancer oven is delicious!
The actual fuck this is great
>>713260054
I admire you
Gonna finish the slice
what the fuck
>>713260054
Are you dead OP?
Human body can't survive something that godlike
>>713260465
this man right here is a fucking legend
>>713260465
Jesus christ you are a legend
>>713260465
Save some for me my dick is diamond
>>713260465
>>713260465
The cottage cheese is dripping or is that cum
>>713260054
You sick fucks can't even have pancakes without making it weird
op you are one sick fucker...
i love it
>>713260465
Fucking legendary
>>713258840
Hva faen slags drit er det du har Anon? Du bor i Norge og har ikke råd til en leilighet med bedre ovn? Er bare å gi opp da! End det som en helt
>>713260465
Describe the taste OP.
>>713260605
there was some good pancakes in the first tread.
it was just a shame that they tasted like french toast :((
>>713260465
Well? How was it? Going in for seconds?
>>713256273
Why the fuck do you throw a dirty paper towel into the sink?
Fucking americans
This is the true form of OP, well done my good sir
>>713260598
99% cottage cheese
>>713260754
tror jeg har sagt noen ganger nå at jeg skall flytte snar. skal bare bli ferdig i militæret først.
>>713260961
Get more cummies in there, sweetheart
>>713260961
Why didn't you eat the piece with the cum on it.
Great job!
If get op fucks it
>>713255926
Put me in the screen cap
>>713260961
actually look fucking delicious
And on this day we posted in the best thread alive in /b/. Nay all of 4chan.
>>713260961
I can't believe that I'm about to say this but...
Well done, OP.
>>713260054
Oh god op your a fucking legend!
holy shit i love this thread
Good job OP.......wtf is up with my capcha?
>>713260961
op will you share a slide white ovenanon?
>>713261194
>>713260798
Once you get past the cum, bacon bits, and cottage cheese, it's actually really fucking good, a massive fluffy pancake
does someone have the compleat screen grab of all the threads?
CAN I BE IN THE SCREENCAP?
>>713261920
Unironically proud of you, OP.
Recipe?
>>713261920
How long did it take to cook? I was in the first pancake thread but missed out on all subsequent pancaking
The man who stole the show. Anon, you're the true madman
>>713261920
You made my day, OP
>>713261920
Now flip it over and add butter and syrup
This reminds me I returned to /b/. Sigh. I just want the porn filtered out. All we would have is gold like this
>>713261687
>white ovenanon
>>713261920
I only rolled for bacon and cottage cheese because i did think it sounded good, sorry to disappoint OP
>>713262228
Fucking autocorect.... WITH
put me in the cap pls
>>713262477
It's better that way ovenman
>>713262628
and my oven is white so it kinda fits...
>>713261920
Isn't it dense an resembling pound cake. The pancake that is. Looks pretty dense to me.
One small step for /b
One giant leap 4chan
>>713262505
fuck off i hate niggers like you who bet to be in the caps to be some sort of fucking legend or something to brag to their normies friends and post it on greentext stories subreddits and tumblr pages UFKC YOU
>>713262746
tomorrow we make a pound cake in a rice cooker!
Didn't you make chicken as well OP? Try it with some chicken
>>713262918
Yeah but a real pound cake, like in the 18th century, a pound of sugar a pound of butter a pound of eggs and a pound of flower.
>>713261607
> | TAXI
>>713263018
Flour I'm an idiot
Блядь, как же весело вы тут живёте. Я просто в шоке. У нас на дваче так уныло, а тут вы пироги со спермой едите.
>>713260054
>>713263076
The Russians are back, shit
>>713263018
Kek
This
I wonder if ovenman will be on the screencap?
>>713263018
we need a britfag with a rice cooker tomorrow then.
>>713263018
"a pound of sugar"
enjoy your diabetes
>>713260828
That was about 3 hours ago. Don't let a pancake ruin your day, or don't drown it in oil.
Ovenman is the true legend of the pancake thread trilogy
>>713260054
Absolute madman
>>713263240
That roughly adds up to four pounds of cake, the rice cooker might not be able to handle it.
>>713263258
Why, why a britfag OP got four pounds of cake ingredients around?
>>713263464
So half it....1/2 pound cake
>>713263458
Yeah drenched raw batter in oil didn't clean your commie cancer oven and you didn't even fuck the pancake while hot. No ovenman
Well ovenman reporting out. I need a shower.
Might try how maney condoms I can fit on my divk tomorow
>>713263222
Don't worry, I can speak english. Not very well actually, but enough to talk with you. I told that 2ch is very dull now, but here verry fun, here you eat cakes with sperm.
include me in screencap
>>713263655
btw that was not me, this is me! the ovenman
>>713263623
>.1/2 pound cake
Yup that sounds like it will work, also whoever is doing this save your cum you can make cum frosting, ingredients are powder sugar and cum
>>713263699
I know what you said just thought they were fucking with you guys again, what was it they were making you pay for using the site.
>>713263680
Yes please
>>713255926
cornbread is so fucking nasty.
>>713263680
And then try to rub one out
>>713263680
Ok, why do you, a desperate virgin with a disgusting cancer inducing commie oven, have that many condoms
>>713260079
>>713261963
>>713261981
>>713263258
>>713263718
>/r/4chan tomorrow
>5 simultaneous ylyl threads and constant complaining "/b/ isn't what it used to be" all week
>>713255926
I fucking hate bacon bits. Stop being a poorfag and get some real fucking bacon. I seriously don't see why people can eat that crap.
Making screencap be 10 mins
>>713260054
BY THE GODS!
>>713264216
It will be okay young padawan
>>713256273
Oh sweet
So you did decide to cum on it
>>713260079
yee boiiii me too ryte!xDddd
>>713263934
Actually not. This shity thing- passcode not required on 2ch. It give some privileges. For example you can post bigger files in post, you can don't write captcha. And the new function- unban. Brilliant, isn't it? And of course you must pay for all this functions.
>>713264136
1. I'm not a virgin
2.I jack off in them and plant them on unsuspecting victims.
>>713264957
Film yourself planting them
I offer tits if you put me in the caps for leddit
Omg, you actually did it faggot.
Well the rule stands:
a good pancake can make anyone's day
I say we make a recipe every day for one lucky anon to cook and eat
>>713264871
>For example you can post bigger files in post
They just lower the file size here
>you can don't write captcha
Same
>And the new function- unban
Not yet, it's going to happen here isn't it
>>713264957
>>713265056
JK i bought a partyvan and there was a larg box of them
>>713264957
>I'm not a virgin
Sure
>I jack off in them and plant them on unsuspecting victims
Wat, plant them how and why and when will you provide pics
>>713260054
HELL YEAAAH
>>713265420
see this>>713265250
>>713264293
So You fags really like the taste of this fake bacon shit? It tastes nothing like real bacon.
>>713265620
Damn you ovenman
>>713265870
did I get your hopes up?
you know the ovenman strikes at unexpected times
and since when am I not allowed to post lenny face??
>>713265210
Will see in future. I going to bed. It's late. It was pleasure to talk with you. Goodbye.
>>713266493
Night man
>>713266190
Yes well at lest my oven doesn't cause cancer, so there's that
>>713267044
Hahaha good night now my friend!
This was a good day lads
