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Cool story bro
>>713251246
I married so....I never have sex
>>713251246
massage parlor whore gave me a handjob while sucking my nipples and moaning. she had her tits out and let me suck her nipples. she wouldn't drop the pants but did let me rub her pussy over them all I wanted.
wanted a blowjob but she "never does that"
>>713251599
dubs confirm. and I confirm
married. never have secks
Last Friday night a feminist swallowed my cum.
>>713251246
>Pic related, but not me
so it's her blowing someone else?
>cuck
>september
>go to friend's appartment for party
>get shitfaced, do friend's dishes
>one of friend's female roomies comes up to me and is really appreciative
>go into the other room and talk about cooking and watch guy fieri
>make out with her
>she takes me into her room
>whiskey dick engaged
>awkwardly shuffle around cuddling with her, keeping her up and probably making her mad
>in the morning, whiskey dick gone but feel sick
>grind against her, she's all about it
>lose boner
>get up and blow chunks into their toilet
>>713252128
read that as
>go into the other room and talk about cooking and watch guy fieri make out with her
I'd watch that shit
>last night
>asked for a bj
>fucked her ass instead
>>713252392
we'd have to be tripping pretty hard to see that, still I can't say that wouldn't be funny.
>>713252427
>last night
>asked for a bj
>got fucked in the ass instead
Late august,
Me and my ex had recently broken up at at the time.
We got extremely drunk.
We started cuddling. Then started to make out. She invited me into her room and we fucked until she got up to throw up.
Shes the best fuck ive ever had. Still miss her
Never,
never tried.
I'm a good programmer.
>>713252562
maybe one day you will find someone who lets you do stuff like that, until then stay mad cuckboy
>>713253003
someone can't take the piss
>>713252128
>>lose boner
>>get up and blow chunks into their toilet
chicks love it when you do that when they try to fuck you
>Asian sloot I hung out with and fucked a few days ago wanted to fuck again
>knew she was into rough sex and being dominated
>fucked this bitch for 2 hours, slapped her ass, fucked her mouth and pussy, choked her by pulling her hair around neck
>she still wanted more and I hadn't even cum because I was more interested in making her cum
>had to bail before her roommates got back, couldn't keep my hands off of her while I kissed her as I left
>not even mad I didn't cum
We are supposed to fuck again for even longer tomorrow, so glad I found a bitch that can keep up and has matching kinks
>>713251246
>never
>/thread
>about a month ago
>wife wants just vag sex
>no oral
>she cums buckets
>change positions
>she's expecting more vag sex
>hold her down and fuck her ass instead
>>713251246
>having to deal with gf shit
>but hey at least she gave me a blowie so I'll just keep forgiving her for her drama
modern relationships are pathetic
>>713251246
>December 25, 2015
>Itaewon, Seoul, Republic of Korea
>around 8:00 PM
>visit Hooker Hill
>9/10 Korean hooker calls me into her little 'room'
>turns out, I don't want her and start asking the mamasan for a fatter woman
>light-argue for a few minutes before they 'call someone' who kind of fits what I'm looking for
>mamasan makes sure I can't leave by putting foot on my knee as I sat down
>a few mins later, 10/10 Venezuelan chick shows up
>it's her
>they want $200, but I talk them down to $80
>Venezuelan chick and I go to her apartment about 50 or so feet away
>we fuck
>I'm not really into Latina chicks, so I stretch the 10 minutes into 30 trying to cum
>imagine I'm fucking one of my Puerto Rican friends who looks every bit of white
>not really into white women either, but whatever. She has a big ass
>cum
>"don't ever use that on a korean woman, or you'll kill her!" she says
>smile.js
>get dressed
>leave
>go to Myeongdong to shop around before heading back to hotel in Unseo
>>713251732
Where do you find massages companies like this?
Op here.
It's funny, right up until I cum I really want her to swallow and make a big deal about it, but as soon as I cum I lose all interest in what she does with it.
>>713251246
>Be me
>Sophmore year in highschool
>move to trashy part of cali
>meet girl in history class 7/10
>get her number next day
>2 weeks into talking, convince her to let me come over
>go to "house"
>middle of dipshit nowhere
>45 mins of driving. Finally arive
>fucking trailer home... Fml
>walk in...
>greeted by dad...
>wtf.png
>you must be anon.
>end up meeting family and they force me to sleep on getto foldout bed in living room...
>fml.. Can't sleep
>text girl to see if she is up
>she can't sleep
>tells me shes horny
>sneak in her room
>tells me to come lay next to
>lays next to her
>wraps arm around her
>starts to reach down
>girl never shaved im her life
>gag.png
>semi turns into raging boner
>first time touching pussy
>she takes panties off
>sits on raging boner
>raw dawg for <2 min
>starts to cum
>pulls out
>girl instant goes to suck while cumming
>eyerollingback.png
>best night ever.
>>713256404
>girl never shaved im her life
lol wut
>>713257320
Hard time finding pussy only thing that helped sas she was soaked. Still not bad. 8.5/10 would recommend smashing hairy chick
>>713251246
Was at home. Gf was in other city, so I decided to invite someone over. She came. We had to to anal, but I was a bit nervous, because of overall stress, so I let her only suck my dick. After a minute or so I came into her mouth, she swallowed it all. Was a bit dissapointed, but overall happy because, she was afraid of her ass to be sore. Afterwards we talked about world and philosophy.
>day before last
>girl I talk to regularly
>decide to meet up since we're both in town
>gives blowjob
>not into it
>its not good
>takes me an hour to cum and I do half the work just to make it end
not a fan
wont do it again
>Be driving home from a wedding Saturday night with my gf.
>She's pretty drunk and horny.
>Tell her to take her panties off and give me a BJ.
>Start to finger her while she's sucking my cock.
> She starts to moan and says she wants the D.
> See a carpark, say fuck it, park up behind a tree trying to hide the car from the road...only half hidden.
>Gf comes round to the drivers door and sucks on the D for a few more minutes, Diamonds, turns around spreads her legs and I pull her skin tight dress up.
> Start pumping her from behind and making her moan loud as fuck.
> Car drives by road, she freaks out and walks to the bush to pretend pop a squat.
> Car pulls into a driveway.
> She comes back to the front door and I bend her over the front seat with her back half out the front door.
> proceed to fuck her from behind for another 10 min while she is moaning and spanking that tight ass till I bust a nut all over it.
> Wipe up she pulls her dress down and we proceed to drive the rest of the way home.
> She passes out on the way home.
>Get home about an hour later. Wake her up tell her to go to be.
>Park the car and go inside.
> She is semi passed out. Pull her pants down start rubbing the D up against he semi wet pussy. Diamonds again thrust it inside of her again, she wakes up, moans tells me to fuck her hard, gets on all 4s and smack her ass. and oblige.
>Lube up the D more and start rubbing her dripping juices all over her asshole and slip in the finger then the thumb.
> Ass starts to open up a bit more. Pull the D out of the pussy then start to aqeeze it in to her tight little ass hole.
> Start pumping her ass but it's too tight and I bust the nut within a minute of being in there.
> Wipe up and pass out.
>3 hours ago
>Mdma
>Couldn't keep it up
>earlier today
>gf stayed over the day before as well
>watching the 100
>notice her grinding a litte
>me to her "is my little slut getting horny again?"
>she nods
>command her to undress and undress myself
>command her to give me a footjob
>make her put the condom on
>she gets on top
>fuck her cowgirl for about 5min
>lose hardon
>eat her pussy till she cums
>she still wants to fuck
>gives me another footjob
>hard again
>gets on top again
>fuck her for another 10 min till I blow load
>cuddle
>kiss
Why do you have a picture of your girl sucking someone elses cock
>>713259254
HAH, relatable, each and every time at a rave I end up flirting with girls, with both them inviting me to their place and me inviting them to my place just to completely forget my dick turned into a fucking thumb.
This happened a few days ago
>Some guy sends me a message on kik
>I talk with him and he invites me to his place
>ok looking trap cute and good body
<you should know that im bi-curious
>ok whythefuck not he lives close
>I go there, we smoke some weed and then we get down to business
>I'm clueless since I'm a virgin so he starts jacking me off
>then starts licking my asshole
>next we start fucking but I can't get a proper erection
>we finish and I leave soon after
Can't lie to you it was fucking awesome. I was feeling really euforic like I was on mdma or something the whole time was like heaven for me.
Now I'm really confused and don't know what to do. I kind of want to do it again but I'm not sure.
Pic related
>visiting her parents for thanksgiving
>sharing her bed
>we pass out
>half asleep
>roll over onto gf
>dick rubs against her ass
>my hand reaches under her shirt and cops a grab
>start dry humping her
>she starts pushing her ass against my cock
>somehow managed to not turn into full blown sex
>blew my load on her shorts
>went back to sleep
>>713251246
>two months ago
>talking to girlfriend
>she says she wants to fuck
>sucks my dick, I eat her ass and pussy
>fuck her while she uses her vibrator
>suck on her feet while I fuck her
>turn around and do her doggystyle
>stop to eat her ass more
>fuck her in the ass
>cum quick
>she sits on my face and I suck my cum out of her ass while she uses vibrator
>she cums
>we cuddle a bit
next day she breaks up with me and moves out after living together for 6 years.
>back August
>gf finally sucks me off
>3 months later
>still no sex/head/anything
>finally break up
>yesterday
>massaging bfs legs
>my face is near his dick, apparently I'm breathing on it
>he says it feels good
>start lightly rubbing my lips on it
>begin licking it softly and sucking the tip
>he gets hard, then soft again cuz his stomach hurts
>tells me not to stop, I don't
>he gets hard again
>start sucking more deeply
>give him long, slow bj
>he cums in my mouth, says it was super intense
>I get a terrible stomach ache from his cum and lay down till it goes away
>rub myself and go to sleep with my pussy still throbbing, horribly unsatisfied
>currently awaiting retribution
The end
>>713251246
Wait op, so that's your girlfriend but not your dick?
>>713251246
Had sex with a milf like a month ago. Was with them for 3 years.
>Wanted to try ws
>Eat her out and finger her hard so she came twice
>Stick it in and fuck her hard and cum in her
>Talk for a bit
>She gets dressed and goes in he tub
>Piss on her and in her mouth a whole lot
>Husband is watching the whole time commenting and telling me where to piss
>Zip up a leave
>>713261366
tits or gtfo
last night. had sex with 9/10 qt3.14 gf after a night out. also got approached twice by two girls who tried to get with me when i was away from my gf in the club for like 2 minutes
>>713261611
it's a guy
>>713255321
That's what pics are for, cum on their face, lose interest, take pics for later, later fap with interest.
>>713261611
That's not how the rule works, newfag. I'm not using the fact that I'm a woman to get anything
>>713261776
A guy with a pussy?
>>713261916
you never know
>>713251246
So she uses sex as a form of reward/punishment.
i have bad news for you bro
>>713262041
I mean, it was my post and I'm pretty sure I'm not a guy. Lol
9 years 9 months ago felt some tits after everyone was drunk on st Patrick's day. We made out a bit too.
Last date was at leat 9 years ago.
Haven't even talked to a girl in 2.5 years.
>>713261849
don't care. i want to see your tits.
>>713251246
16, BJ'S, and eating pussy w my ginger gf who was 17 at the time. Shit was cash. She was a real bitch though, so I dumped her after a few months. Been four years, still don't go through with a relationship opportunity when it so blatantly presents itself.
>>713262303
Not trying to whiteknight here, but holy fuck learn the rules you dumbass.
>>713262153
Well men willingly let themselves become pussywhipped, so I have no sympathy really.
>>713262156
Well, prove it then
>>713260857
that escalated quickly
>>713262568
newfag
>>713251246
I literally just came out to smoke after sex, opened 4chan and seen this thread.
>>713251246
Last tuesday, I came in her ass.
>>713262474
this is b. do you even know what it means? you're one of the fucking stupid faggots that bring this fucking place to the ground.
>>713262527
lol this
>>713261849
yes you are.
> throbbing pussy
this sentence does one of two things
a) its outing you as a male who pretends
b) its outing you as a attention whore because it would have longed if you wrote "sexually unsatisfied"
so you may chose one you fucking niggerloving jew.
>>713262660
Butt hurt?
>>713251246
Yesterday I fucked by wife reverse cowgirl style.
Pic related.
>>713262595
yeah, it did. :(
>>713262065
Moar
>>713251246
Yesterday, fucked a fat fwb tumbrina I met on tinder. She's fat but she's got a cute face and she does pretty much anything. Did my dishes too, poor girl.
>>713262877
no girls on the internet
>>713262868
Go back to Syria
>>713251246
Never :( tell me how I can be kewl
>>713263139
that is not a valid option
>>713262897
so youre boring?
Or is it the fact that you invested more into the relationship than in yourself?
>>713263197
Well, stay in Britain then
>>713262868
I was simply hoping to clarify for any straight anons reading so that they may get some enjoyment out of my story. Id hate to excite any fucking queers like you.
rough i hate you sex after a big argument last night.
>>713251246
>be me
>freshman college
>gf freshman one floor above me
>harsh fight, we're both sitting on opposite beds
>i kiss her
>she puts her hands on the back of my head
>start furiously making out
>shirts come off
>shes clawing my back and im kissing her neck
>start feeling her nice boobs and rubbing her pussy down while making out
>takes dick out
>facefuck her for a good 5 minutes
>about to blast
>push her body up, get behind her
>fuck her doggy style, pulling her hair and slapping her ass
>shes calling me daddy
>about 5 minutes into that, about to blast
>pull out, flip her on her back and drop my load all over her face
>make her clean herself up
>>713263316
Are you the photographer of this girl? I'd love to get your collection, you do really good work!
>>713263443
Btw happened yesterday
>>713258086
>Afterwards we talked about world and philosophy
kek
>>713263511
she'll be fucking someone else within the month
>>713263772
Checking it out now
>>713263818
didnt ask for ur life story
some of us arent blessed with good looks like myself
>>713263772
Link not working, is it missing something?
>>713251246
>last week
>chillin with gf
>actually im playin vidya
>stop playing
>start making out
>she reaches for the cock as usual
>starts going down on me
>finger her during bj
>get a condom
.>missionary
>fuckyeah.jpg
>cum in like 5mins
>wtf
>tell her we'll try again in a sec
>we don't, too tired
>feelsgoodman
>>713263443
>freshman college
Honestly... I fucked this girl in a hotel room after the hotel party when there was like five people left. Shit was so profit bro
>>713263772
My bad.
GI5D2DE6d
>>713263269
it's neither of those. why would those be the only two reasons people break up?
>>713264195
>started dating before college
>small college
>>713264263
can you just post them here plz
>>713264263
Fuck yeah, thank you!!
>>713264263
whats this for?
>>713264583
WHO IS THIS
>>713257617
My highscholl gf also had a mega bush. Just feel for the wet spot lol
>>713251599
>>713251778
Really? I'm married and yesterday I fisted her cunt then fucked her ass while I DPed her with a big old dildo. She's still walking funny today.
> Last week
> Friends fiance comes to visit
> We get drunk
> I start to finger her in bed, things escalate and she is choking on my dick and then we're fucking
I let her stop to reply to her bf, but sent her home with some slap marks and bruises
>>713265091
post ones with a cock in the picture as well... moarrrrrrr
>>713253558
i wish i could do that
sexual contact? i havent even kissed a girl or hugged a girl yet hahaha
>yesterday night
>with girlfriend
>her mom comes home and goes to bed
>we have to be very quiet so she says no penetration at first
>i rub her while grinding my dick on her pussy from behind
>half a minute later she xhanges her mind and pushes it in
>she's absolutely soaked
>mmmyes.vtf
>say im close
>she pulls away, sits on top and grinds until shes inches from cumming
>she hops off, sucks me while finishing herself
>we both cum loudly
>i think her mom heard anyway
>>713251732
You are sad aren't you... bragging about getting a sad handjob from a 40 year old Chinese woman.
>>713251599
Da fuq!? Dude... I'm married and have sex often with my wife...
...could be because I make her have multiple orgasms while we fuck and that is maybe one of the reasons why she even married me. The other thing is, she is about 10 years younger than me.
>>713265474
I'd suck 40 year old Chinagril tits.
>>713265728
the dude has a perfect cock too BLESSED
>be me 21 bearded male
>girl I'm in reserves with and been talking to comes over after work
>asks for sexy time
>fuckingfinally.png
>carry her to my room and do the deed
>both get off very pleased and cuddling
>she gets dressed and we keep cuddling just talking
>get horny again and start pulling her hair driving her crazy
>she's real kink, choking and all
>put her on all fours and pull her pants down
>proceed to ram her from behind while pulling hair and choking her
>damn that tight ass of hers no jiggle at all
>flip her over and start to really choke and pound her
>slow down eventually and be sensual and kissing and what not with it
>all of a sudden she starts having panick attack or something
>pushes me off and has to roll over and cuddle pillow
>cuddle her and comfort her to help her calm down
>not even mad about not butting the second time
Try to ignore the bitterfags. This is a good thread.
>a few months ago
>partying at my uni
>abitdrunk.png
>le girl come talking to me, getting close
>meh, not bad, quite hot but kinda butterface
>I saw her seconds earlier kissing what seemed to be her boyfriend
>"aren't you in couple?"
>"nah, that's just... someone, don't worry"
>keep talking and getting close as we drink
>change room, start dancing together
>go to the bar to get ammo
>le "what seems to be the bf": "I keep an eye on you mate, pay attention"
>giggle and come back to the girl
>kissed her
>was to drunk, had to go
>we sat outside for some fesh air
>talk a bit, try to tap her number on my phone
>I left her there, texted her saying things like "we had to see each other again blablabla"
>never saw her again, she really was a butterface damn god
>>713262972
Can we get a picture of said tumbrina?
>>713259387
>"is my little slut horny again "
So much cringe
>>713267967
Dirty talk is okay. Sometimes you can call your partner a slut.
>>713259387
>is my little slut getting horny again
>command her to give me a footjob
>fuck her cowgirl and lose hardon
>demand another footjob..hard again
You get hard from dirty ass feet rubbing your dick but lose it during sex you beta cuck fag
>two and a half years ago
>can't even remember details, just some bitch I saw for a few months
>she said she just wanted something casual and i was okay with that so the break-up was amicable and planned ahead of time
>couple months later she's seeing the guy she married this spring
>forever alone
on my phone so formatting may be weird
>visit friends and gf since i live a few states away
>hangout with everyone and crash at our friends house
>she told me earlier that day i could use her bed with my gf
>everyone is high as fuck in the living room watching Bob Ross and i take my gf upstairs after only drinking a little
>we kiss for a bit and then we took our clothes off
>i'm in just my boxers and she only has her panties on
>she grinds on me as we kiss some more, i'm laying down and she's sitting on top
>she slowly kisses down my body until she gets to my boxers
>she pulls my dick out and starts sucking it
>used her hand while sucking and i'm having a good time
>all of a sudden she gets up and sits on my face, and tells me to start eating her out before she'll continue
>i gladly oblige and she continues to suck my dick
>eventually i cum and it gets everywhere, her boobs and her face
>after i came she continued sucking for a bit
>clean up
>push her down and proceed to go down on her/ finger her
>she has a good time but she doesn't cum
>we go to sleep
>9/10 didn't get her to cum
Ex-gf, last week, she came over to "chill". I'll never come to terms with their need to make up excuses for wanting to fuck, but whatever.
>last night
>she dressed up as a schoolgirl and did a striptease
>she then tied my hands up and played with herself til orgasm a fuck load of times before letting me touch her
>shit was intense
>we then fucked real hard for another 20mins
>amazing sex and orgasm
>not the best sex we've had tho :/
>>713265893
nasty old man
>>713269757
40 and 30 is not "nasty old man material"
30 and 20 ehhh
20 and 10? yeah
>>713267411
most girls cant emotionally handle sex
>>713251246
This morning.
cuddling, trying to sleep.
>starts rubbing her but on my crotch
>gets boner
>fuck shortly after
Morning sex is awesome.
Also we sleep naked. ;)
All of these are girlfriend stories. How about you slack jawed faggots actually try to meet and score in the same night, let alone the same hours. It's always pussies on the internet
>>713270172
I always need a piss first thing. I don't enjoy sex with a full bladder.
This is pretty much the #1 reason I never wake up to morning head. She knows I'll just need to stop and piss.
I had my first threesome 3 weeks ago with my gf and a buddy of mine.
I couldn't get it up and had to watch him pounding my girl on our bed until he pulled off the condom and blew a load over her tits and face.
I haven't felt any desire towards my gf since, and I've probably fucked up my relationship for good.
>>713269757
Sue me faggot :)
>>713270364
Good lord you're a stupid fucking faggot
>>713270364
That's a pretty lame attempt to disqualify people's sexual experiences.
August 2, 2005.
My wife and I had sex.
Soon we separated to try to work things out.
And then she passed away from ovarian cancer.
I cannot even think about having sex with a real woman yet. Not yet.
>two days ago
>gf comes over to watch gone girl and chill
>after movie finishes, we begin making-out
>usual make-out routine ensues
>eventually, I slide my hand down her panties and finger her
>may seem like nothing but this is the first time she's been touched like that
>she didn't cum because she specifically told me not to make her if she didn't want to
>was later told "it wasn't perfect but it was a lot better than I expected"
>Ill take that as a personal success
can't remember it too well, since it was like 4 years ago, but i think it was the same boring missionary position shit and i came raw in her pussy. it sucked, but at this point i miss it.
>>713270996
It's been a decade. You're living with Complicated Bereavement Disorder or something.
Get some help!
>>713251246
>two days ago
>drunk with gf
>fuck her on counter while she cooks dinner
>eat, then fuck her again in bed
>cum on her face
>thank her and go out to living room
>dab and drink wiskey
>pass out
Love my life even though I'm 24 and work a shitty job. At least I've got my own house.
>>713251246
>3 weeks ago
>fwb comes over
>watching shitty movie
>spooning
>he keeps wiggling his ass, grinding my dick
>feelsgoodman
>fucked him silly 'til we both came all over him.
never did find out how the movie ended
>>713272759
That's gay.
>>713262789
lol
Booty call the week my father died. Alas, she wasn't as hot as these girls
>>713273286
at no point did balls touch, so not gay
>>713261916
boipussy
>>713251246
>25 years ago
>my parents had sex and I was conceived
That is the last time any part of me was involved in sexual activity.
>Going out with bro yesterday
>4AM going home on bikes (netherlands fyeah)
>Meeting 16 year old girl on the bike (I'm 22)
>She is a bit scared but we talk and it's cool
>My friend takes his exit
>Girl wants to sleep at my place
>Parents are home
>We chill at a random playground
>We go sit in a dark spot in the playground train
>Kisses me right away
>Wtf is happening
>I'm drunk and go for her nice soft titties.
>She likes
>She actually takes her own jeans and panties off, tell her not to take it off completely in case of strangers
>Perfect bald pussy
>Go down on her and finger her
>Wtf is happening
>She sucks me off
>This actually happened yesterday
>Asked her twice to hang at my place to day via text
>Dodged the question twice and now i'm ignoring her for any hope.
>Wtf happened
>>713274095
Your father was probably still pounding away during her pregnancy if that makes you feel better.
>last night
>hit up my fuck buddy
>go pick her up
>bring her back to my place
>turn on movie
>she sucks me off for like 30 minutes
>I finish we take a break
>get condom
>pound for about 45
>finish
>condom broke
>go get food
>take her home and watch her take plan b then head out
>go home and overthink
>regret it all
>feelsbadman.jpg
>last night
>drunk as hell after being at a party
>gf and I go to bed and we're both horny
>she blows me and I ask her to finger me
>this she does, but I dunno what I was thinking I'd get out of it, it was just kinda plain and no prostate was tickled or anything like that
>in the past I've tried to find my own prostate, but had no luck, and thought another person would make a difference, I guess not
>all a hazy recollection anyway, since I was so drunk, and presumably passed out thereafter
>mfw I just remember all this in like the middle of the afternoon today
In shower with wife yesterday (we shower together). She gives me a hug as water runs down on us and rubs her tits against me.
As she's doing that stares down at my cock which is growing. She says she wanted to see if it was awake and it looks like it is so she'll have to do something about that.
She begins stroking me and making out with full tounge. Normally I'd tell her to suck me off which she'd happily comply but the handjob was slow and sensual so I let it roll. Was diamonds instantaneously.
She began kissing my ear and neck and told me to shoot cum all over her. After 3-4 min, I tell her Im about to and she looks down to see it. Shoot a load onto her and she keeps pumping after it's all out.
She bends down and kisses my cockhead and smiles at me. Shit was cash.
>>713251599
Married, sex is rarer than a shiny pokemon :(
Its been 4 years for me and Iwant to fucking kill myself, haven'thad so much as a hug. Feel like such a loser
20 minutes ago, just fucked my gf and came up to play some late night league with my friends
>>713260857
Fuuuuck lol
>>713275295
Stop masturbation, watch all RSD videos.
This is literally all you need to do.
>>713252048
No dipshit it's someone getting a blowjob which he also got.
Not OP btw
>back home for thanksgiving
>visit gf
>we 'go out'
>book a hotel room for a single night
>watch some shit porno together on laptop
>she lets me facefuck her for a bit
>end up being too rough or something
>tells me her throat is sore
>go to fuck her instead
>she ends up having an allergic reaction to the fucking condom we were using
>End up playing skyrim for the rest of the day with her in hotel room
>>713275487
decent
>>713270833
No, it's just nothing to brag about having sex with your girlfriend. I don't want to hear these boring af stories
>>713274334
the police will be banging on your door
>>713275778
what the fuck kind of condom did you use?
>>713275929
16 is legal in the netherlands
>>713275929
Yeah and you won't be banging ever.
>>713263316
The look in her eyes
Hnnnggg
today
>grope gf ass and tell her i wanna fuck, she says no i dont want to.
>well i gotta cum somehow, cant just leave me like that? while i pull out massive boner
>shes ok with blowing me
>after some sucky sucky i start to undress her and finger her wet pussy while she sucks my dick
>i convince her to spit on my dick and jump on top of me
>we end up having teh secks.
shit was cash. its really nice to have a gf where cumming inside is no problem.
>>713276423
>"tell her I want to fuck"
You fucking betas on this website jezus. Luckily you did everything right afterwards
>>713251246
In my dreams.
>>713264999
Yes XD
>>713251246
>Day before yesterday
>home from college for TG break
>go to house party to see old friends
>go to greet girl I was banging all summer
>she's cold, defensive, won't let me get two words in before walking away
>wtf
>next day
>same girl texts me in the am saying she wants to catch up despite being standoffish the night before
>mmk fine let's see whats up
>meet her in beach parking lot
>she says she wouldn't talk to me because she was so overwhelmed with feels when she saw me at the party
>was not expecting this
>sit there for 10 minutes taking in all the wat
>start making out
>receive head and proceed to bang her in the back of her car within the span of 10 minutes
>finish, go home
>go back to college the next morning.
All in all it was quite an interesting 36 hrs
>>713276144
Oh my dubs guy
>roasted
>6 years ago
>at Dairy Queen
>order a large blizzard, used mom’s card to pay for it
>qtπ cashier takes my order
>10 minutes later, she brings out the blizzard, turns it upside down
>melted icecream, oreo chunks, everything slides onto counter and floor, all over her shoes
>I apologize
>she gives me a weak smile, says it’s not my fault
>5 more minutes, they throw in a mini for the wait.
>go to out to the car.
>hand mom her milkshake, about to eat the mini
>she grabs it from me
>tells me I have to do something for her if I want to have my own milkshake
>have to rake the leaves when I get home
>fine.mov
6 years later, raking leaves again
>go inside last night
>have sex in the missionary with my girlfriend of 4 years
>>713265233
This fuckin guy
>>713251246
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
>2 years ago
>girl cheats on her bf with me
>first kiss
>takes my virginity
>cheats on me with my roommate
>mfw
>>713251246
I work in daycare and have sex every day.
>2 weeks ago
>at a party
>really drunk
>sitting down on a couch
>hot girl there
>she sits down
>we make out for like an hour
>she sucs me
>feelsgoodman.png
>she moves back to whereever the fuck she came from, she was a exchange student
>never seen or heard from her again
>>713251778
Youre an idiot and seriously missing out, oh well more sexy asian girls for me
>>713274334
she was horny and you were lucky
Caught syphilis
>>713276583
its not like i have to put in effort. we've been together for 6 years, i know shes a horny little fuckslut that just pretends to be shy.
just a simple "fuck?" is enough sometimes.
would of course behave completely different when hitting on new meat.
>I was 10
>cousin was 12
>showed me his dick for a second
>haven't had anything remotely close to contact since
>I wish I'd taken the opportunity
>>713254677
Check backpage should be easy as hell to find one, the one near me charges $200 for full service if i could afford to go there once a Month id die a happy man
>about a week ago
>go visit fwb
>apparently it's her birthday, didn't know till i got there
>she was playing COD
>start rubbing her pussy, playing with her tits
>she stops midgame and starts blowing me
>i fuck her for a while
>smother her with a pillow. she likes being choked, slapped, etc. figured she'd like this too
>pull pillow off her face after about 40 seconds
>she's not breathing
>ohshit.jaypeg
>still pumping her
>slap her a few times
>she comes to, takes a huge breath in
>she smiles real wide
>fuck her a while longer and finish in her mouth
>we go out a smoke a blunt
>then we take turns playing COD
>fucked her a few more times then went home
decent night/10
>>713277150
rippppp
>>713267427
Noiiiice
My ex came over and gave me a footjob a few months ago.
Still ex.
ayy lmao
>>713277600
dam, any advice to get her over?
>>713275151
Tell me that after being born into a family of 9 and none of them are twins.
Porn scene with her. Bet none of you have been in porn.
>>713278940
Patience.
I'm not white obviously
>>713279220
ok thx
>>713277150
you didnt get her number or nothing?
>>713279437
well she gave me her snapchat, but she was drunk and misspelled it
>>713253466
confirmed, it's their favorite
>>713263357
Definitely appreciated it, good story anon, sorry the ending sucked for you though
>>713255321
This, that depravity just disappears instantly, so weird, could be thinking about it all night but instantly forgotten
>>713271038
>Ill take that as a personal success
She basically said that 'you weren't totally shit' and you think that somehow that's a fucking success story?
>>713256404
Trailer park kids have it weird, it's like their own world and odd rules. The parents knew you were there to fuck but just couldn't actively condone it.
>>713254308
You're in the service then.
>>713270481
yep, that ship has sailed. you clearly are not meant to have your friends fuck your girlfriends.
>last night
>found a cute brunette on craigslist
>went to her house
>she looked better in person
>starts blowing me
>69 for a while
>she climbs on top and we start fucking
>shes super tight
>fuck for a bit watching her ride the D
>getting close
>offer her an extra $20 to let me cum inside her
>shoot big ass load inside her
>she gets up off my dick and some of my load drips out on to her comforter
>I try not to laugh
>she cleans dick off with her mouth
>get dressed and go home
>>713280797
How much $$ initially also rate her X/10
>>713281069
$80
I would say 7.5 or 8/10
August 2015. Don't think it was anything special, since all I remember is that it happened.
>>713265095
Sounds like you just got a winner
About 6 months ago i made out with my now ex, we went out for a year and that's the most sexual thing we ever did because she said she was asexual and I'm to much of a faggot to make any moves.
Yesterday my gf made me a nice blowjob and swallowed everything... :v
>>713265474
Hand job from a pro, don't knock it till you try it
Unless you are really lamenting the lack of emotional connection
>>713267411
Ugg, careful, you'll end up in jail
>>713281436
Very nice, id see her again if i were you tbh
>>713251246
a girl high-fived me two months ago
>>713273801
But she was in the construction biz though???
Hot
>>713251246
>>she realizes she was basically her fault
Bullshit. Women will never admit anything is their fault.
>>713282212
I plan on it
>>713251246
>gf and me are drunk
> her parents are out of town so I'm determined to fuck her while we have the house to ourselves
> I'm almost full whiskey dick at this point but I decide to give it a go
> She reluctantly sprawls her chubby hips out in front of me
> Stick it in for about two seconds
> OUCH FUCK!
> She tells me to stop
> roll over pass out next to her
> she feels bad so she sucks my dick in the morning for about twenty seconds then gets mad at me for not cumming.
Fuck my life
>>713251246
>be me
>20
>no sex in 3 years
>see guy on grindr
>ynot
>meetnfuk
Now 21 and the dry spell continues
>>713282583
Yeah if you've only been with really shitty women
>>713256404
did their trailer even have a shower or did she smell?
>>713281762
>asexual
She can impregnate herself? Haha no faggot
>>713251246
>>Day before yesterday
>>fighting with gf
>>she realizes she was basically her fault
>>gives me sweet blowjob in way of apology
stopped reading there. fiction/10
No girl admits their wrong.
No girl admits their wrong AND submits enough to put your dick in their mouth.
Unless she is already using you for something, anyway.
>>713280474
She's a virgin, probably has no idea, has a moral hangup somewhere in there
>>713282781
Every woman I have ever met, including the ones I never dated like colleagues and friends/family have been like this.
Enough to make me wish I were gay tbh.
>>713251246
>Last Sunday
>Went to a bar to meet my friend
>One of his friends is with him too
>Start talking and drinking
>Lots of sexual inuendos
>Start talking about 3somes
>Tell them I've had ffm before, but never mmf
>All 3 of us are down to do it
>Drive to my friend's place
>Have rough sex with both of them for 3hours
>Best Sex Of My Life.
>>713282781
I'm with this guy, the lie resulted in a good thread though so congrats, someday you'll get a real blowjob, maybe even from a woman, but not because she realized she was wrong and would actually admit it
>>713283319
you just pitch or catch?
>>713251246
>last monday
>have over friend who i hooked up with a few times over the summer
>I had a bad break up in may (my fault) and decided i didn't like us hooking up so i suggested we stop
>Watching tv in my room
>being goofy, she keeps touch my pec (boob, as she calls it)
>I jokingly retaliate, knowing full well where its going
>lie down, each of our hands on the other's chest
>playing with her nipple, super casual
>she turns to look at me
>stare at each other for a bit
>pull her head in and kiss her, start making out
>get nekkid, have sex twice
>i cum within 5 minutes each time cause im a selfish faggot and she was tight
>shit was not as tight
>>713282719
>Now 21 and the hiv continues
>5 years ago
the end.
>>713270481
Way to go cuck
>>713283690
what do you mean by that?
>current gf is asexual but a 9.5/10
>still heavily debating if its worth staying with her
>dating a big girl same size as me kek
>watching netflix
>netflix and chill rub her back
>start at the nipples
>good fuck
>we broke up a year ago
fml trying to lose weight but want a partner
>out with friends
>get call from guy wanting to fuck
>tell him to pick me up
>picks me up from pub
>once down road suck his cock while he drives
>get back to his place
>has me on all 4s balls deep while he pulls my hair
>pulls out rips off condom and cums all over my face
>spent night at his and fucked me again in the morning
>10/10 would do again
>10/10 have done again
>10/10 many times... gets better every time
>im gay and you thought this was a slutty chick
>sorry not sorry horny gay guy that loves to be fucked
>>713274811
I feel you anon, I had a similar scenatio once but I stuck around for lik 4 hours after she took it to make sure she didnt puke it out.
Never fuck crazy
>>713284551
why you brok up
>>713285005
only newfags would think you were a girl. We have only guys and gays greentexting about sex here. 90% of /b/ is into being fucked by shemales
>>713284335
Did you get fucked or do the fucking
>>713285369
ow i see. usually when i post people say nudes or gtfo... but im a dude, love me a fit guy over a shemale anyday
>>713277031
Did you date her?
>>713252782
nigga why you program? just go get some pussy
>>713261253
same shit but in june
>wait 6 months for blowjob
>been fucking since day one
>swallows my load
>never gets on the horse again
>leave her about 3 weeks ago
>fuck her slutty friend ever since
>4 days ago
>me and gf sitting outside
>I smoke a joint
>we start watching resivoir dogs
>both horny as fuck
>start kissing
>realize and pause
>gf just got nipple piercings ago and we hadn't done anything since
> lift her shirt up and use tongue skills
>3 or so mins and she's cumming just from me choking her and licking her nipples
>surprise.jpg
>she says she wants to make me cum
>kinda cold out
>warm mouth to the rescue
>cum hard in her throat
>never done it before but she takes it all and laughs about being surprised it was so easy
Feels good
>>713282973
You having a Laugh fam?
>>713280677
This shit is so true. I remember one time me and my friend went over to hang out with these two girls at their shittu ass trailer in Pace, Fl. I was 20 at the time. Both these girls were prob 15 at the oldest. When we got their the dad opened the door and was drunk as fuck. We went straight to one of the girls rooms. We both were fucking the girls prob 15 mins in.
>>713279207
Ugh, fuck. Brag away champ.
>be 32 and married
>friday night sexy time with wife
>blows me super sloppy and wet
>i go down on her eat and finger her ass
>she cums super loud
>wakes up 1 year old son
>don't care spin her over and bust a nut from behind
>>713252392
Hahaha
>>713287191
Howd you bust a nut with her loose ass pussy, having a child ruins a women sexually
