Heroin I bought that I'm going to commit suicide with. It's 1.5g of black tar. I figure one big shot with a couple Xanax and I should be dead.
I'm going to park my car at the hospital in a remote lot, take the Xanax, finish my note, then shoot up. I've read and heard that it will be pleasurable and painless.
I'm going to do this within the next couple days. Any advice? Anything I should try to do before I go through with it?
please don't.
>>713246073
>Anything I should try to do before I go through with it?
Call a suicide hotline at have a sincere talk with them, mate.
Nah bro
Just go live a good life instead
>>713246073
how would anyone who killed themselves be able to describe how it is?
try talking to someone instead, throw the junk in the bin & give someone a call
Wait is ODing painless?
>>713246073
Tranquility is all I want.
Dont do it man.
What happened?
>>713246073
don't do it. life gives us many opportunities. you might get some sort of inheritance. or you might get a nice new job. or you might meet the girl of your dreams.
>>713246073
Painless? Not a chance. Someone is fucking with you.
Can you please take some niggers with you?
lol fucking whiteknight faggots in the thread
you can do some shit that you've never done before. idk. if you want sex but can't get a gf then just get a prostitute because STDs won't matter
Go gamble, go take risks that might even kill you anyway. Buy a rifle and shoot shit. Anything
Also don't do it at a hospital. attention seeking faggot that wants to get revived detected
shoot up and make sure it'll kill you
end the suffering now or continue to suffer until death takes you against your will.
control your faith.
life is pain.
Get help man
can you even cook and inject black tar? I thought that shit was only for smoking.
>>713246485
maybe you should kill yourself instead of telling others to do it.
>>713246073
sell the heroin and use the money to pay for therapy
death probably isn't the answer to whatever temporary problems you're facing
dont do it man. too much to live for.
What country are you from? Maybe we can kill us together?
>>713246457
This, you will get narcan pumped into your asshole and wake up with the shittiest hangover ever.
Shoot it up somewhere else.
>>713246073
Why near a hospital. It seems as if you are not ready yet.
First of all make sure you want to go, if you are 100% sure print a note and go in peace. Preferably without bothering anyone else.
Maybe send a delayed email to the police or whatever so you're not already liquified by the time they find you.
My ex OD on heroin once to try and kill herself. Thankfully she puled round. She said it's not the way she'd want to go at all. OD'ing on Heroin IS NOT painless.
Dude, please don't do it.
Yeah seriously.
ODing on H is... not great.
Dont do it. Or did you think all the shit in the movies when they have seizures and get foam from their mouths looks pleasant?
That would be some major league autism right here...
I can't possibly imagine what you are going through, but there has got to be something you want to live for. Just keep looking for it
Listen to The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle. You learn that disassociation from your problems is a mechanical thing that you can practice and master to never be myserable again and I don't say that lightly - these teachings have power. All I ask is, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, what do you have to lose by listening to an audiobook in silence? Sounds like tranquility and silence is what you need and that's achievable without death.
>>713246073
Dunno if troll or not but, ODing isn't painless. You'll probably throw up and choke to death.
>At the hospital
Then part of you doesn't want to die or you would do it in the middle of no where.
>>713246073
just do it, instead of posting here you cunt
Why is everyone trying to stop him, suicide is natures way to sort out the mentally weak.
We all know you're not going to do it. Enjoy your life.
>>713246073
That was probably up a niggers anus.
>suicide
>at a hospital
That doesn't even make sense. At least don't be retarded about it.
Also, the only valid """painless""" death is CO2 poisoning. Hard to pull off effectively, but when it is. It's beautiful.
Also >>713247035
Make sure to lay down on your back. 1.5 grams probably won't be enough to stop your breathing, but if you're an inexperienced user you will probably vomit while passed out. If you're on your back you'll asphyxiate on said vomit and produce the desired result, your demise. Also, don't miss your vein. Otherwise it's a waste.
>Anything I should try to do before I go through with it?
Blast the music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5-o1vajRA
>>713246357
One concern I have is that even if a form of suicide is physically painless is it PSYCHOLOGICALLY painless. Like, I don't want my last moments to be a panic realizing I'm dying. That would suck
I'm wondering if I caused this suicide, I made an Anon's guide to suicide and it had heroine overdose on it.
>>713247120
CO2 poisoning gets you into a panic. You mean oxygen deprivation without the CO2 buildup.
Use some nitrogen gas to do it, helium works too but it is expensive and a waist to use it to end yourself. We are running out and its needed for superconductors in MRI's and powerstations .
only you can decide what to do with your own life op. all i can say is there's probably a good chance you aren't using your imagination and applying yourself if you think there's nothing left. there are people with missing limbs and burn victims with a better outlook on things.
>>713246073
Come on, live and see the future in all of its splendours and horrors.
It won't be the same without you /b/ro!
Please don't!
You may not die. You may wake up in a hospital with your friends and family crying. You will have failed at suicide and made your life even worse.
Suicide is never the answer. You're here to work on yourself and go through ordeals and learn things.
>>713246357
it can be if the substance ingested causes unconsciousness before hepatic/nephrotic failure.
if unconsciousness doesn't happen first, then yes, it'll be really fucking painful.
>>713247120
CO2? Isn't that the shit you exhale. Breathing that would make you feel like you were choking.
>faggots who suicide never attempt to go out in style
>never attempt to do suicide by vigilantism so their deaths at least have some positive impact on society and put the fear into criminal organizations and gangs
Faggot.
I hope you don't die but instead become a cripple who can't kill himself and has to live as a conscious vegetable.
That's what faggots like you deserve.
Every fucking thread, it's the same.
>muh lone suicide in a lone room
Go get some firepower, knives or something, bombs, molotov cocktails, whatever,
stake out some gang hideout or drug den or gang group movement, and attack that shit with everything you've got.
If you somehow survive, continue onto the 2nd target and so on until you are dead.
>>713247357
Do you pocket mulch, bro?
>>713247321
probably not a great guide considering you can't spell heroin. Also not a revelation on any level that heroin is deadly.
>>713246073
This
>>713247448
Don't do it. Live for the ones you will otherwise hurt if you took your life.
Please live on
That sounds like a great plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaLLy-U8MkI
>>713246073
Listen to comfortably numb by Pink Floyd when you do it.
If i were to do it i would just cut my femoral artery.
Its a popular method doctors use to end it, you will bleed out and go into cardiac arrest within seconds.
>>713247604
>pocket mulch
??? never heard about it, what is it
>>713246073
Just wanna throw myb2 cents in on this for the people saying a heroin of is not a good way to go. My stepfather killed himself with an od years back and when we found him he was just kicked back on his bed looking comfy as fuck but dead. No violent seizures or foaming at the mouth or any of that shit. He was a user beforehand though so not sure if it changes much.
Tl;dr: od on heroin seems like a legit peaceful way out
All these niggers tryin to tell you to not an-hero and jeezus half of these bitches don't even know what it's like to even be at the end of your rope considering this seriously. (Most everyone thinks about suicide at some point but I don't know if anyone who hasn't gone through an actual traumatic experience, will ever know what it means to seriously consider it).
I'm going to assume you've thought about this for a bit and I'll say this: do whatever it is you need to do to relieve the pain.
Suicide is typically a final outlet though so just make sure you're okay with that being it, think about the after affects of it and your family etc.... If you still feel like it wouldn't really affect you then by all means my nigga just do it.
Anyway I'll say don't but whatever it is you need to do to find some peace, just find it and do it. Best of luck wherever you end up OP. The fact that you're posting about this on /b/ could be a sign as a cry for help or that you're a massive dick troll but who gives a shit, if you're gonna do it then do it, but if you have any second thoughts then just suck it up, don't do it and go find someway to make yourself happy in spite of whatever misery you're going through.
I'll say a prayer for you /b/rother. Stay safe, or be happy, whatever you need to do man.
>>713247642
And they say people who kill themselves are selfish... This pales in comparison to you assholes who expect somebody to continue living in hell just for you.
>>713247795
You put dirt and garbage in your pockets and let it mulch. Really helps the environment.
>>713246073
Just don't, mate.
/b/ is hardly the place to get life advice from, but listen to the anons who are telling you not to do this. You can turn your life around, suicide isn't worth it.
>>713247930
It's not that. It's just the knowledge that you will have left quite a few people with a shadow over their heads for the rest of their lives.
>>713247796
Agree wholeheartedly, no one is actually stopping you from having fun n doing what you want in life. The law to some extent sure but other than that you can do whatever the fuck you want. Death is boring man, go have some fun cus hey, it's more interesting and dynamic (LIFE) than the alternative you're considering. After all; what do you have to lose?
naw man... just try moving away to a different part of the country first. give yourself body and mind a chance to reset. new air and scenery and shit. find a job on a farm or something idk. maybe get a qt chubster gf that cooks and does dishes.
>>713246073
protip: don't do it near the hospital or they'll find you and give you narcan and you might not die anyway
>>713246073
Actually, OD'ing is as painful as crushing all you bones multiple times at once. Your liver starts to give out and the meth amplifies the sensation, so you'll be fucked before you die. It will hurt immensely, but if thats what you want then do it and see how much you will regret it.
>>713248035
hahaha, no i just know how much the hospital pays for helium and how our planet will run out of it soon.
Helium is an atom not a molecule, oil and gas can be recreated from the atoms that are around. Helium just floats of to the edge of the atmosphere and gets blown away by solar winds.
Unless we develop a crazy efficient fusion reactor we will not be able to make more of it.
You're gonna die anyway, and when you do, it will be perpetual and eternal nothingness, so why not try to have some fun before you go?
>>713248218
Well those people aren't doing anything to make my life better so I owe them nothing.
>>713246892
Fucking underrated!
This Tolle dude is enlighten.
>>713247796
wow
>>713246073
Doing it in a hospital parking lot is bullshit. You should go out and do it in the wilderness. Nobody will find you, you will spend your last moments in peace, and you will become food for animals and decay naturally into the earth, as it should be, propagating the circle of life.
>>713248411
>painful as crushing all you bones multiple times at once
I'm going to need a source for that little number. Not saying it isn't true or not, just have trouble believing or seeing how anyone could determine how it would be that painful
>>713247458
It can bring you back out of unconsciousness very easily as well.
>>713246073
I was on the brink for a while, but I decided not too. I was about to go to lunch, but I'm willing to stay here and talk to you if you want. Hopefully you aren't trolling...
>>713248573
Not OP but where should I kill myself where people will know to come get my doge from my condo? I don't want to leave a mess indoors. That just seems unnecessary.
>>713247528
>>713247528
how u lieve so edgie brah?
>>713246073
Unlike the rest of these faggots, I will defend your right to end your own life.
Don't eat anything before. Turn on your favourite music before you go. Donnu anything specific about the drugs, but if you're determined to go, make it a pleasurable experience.
do it in a school parking lot
>>713246073
It's supposed to be
>...with which I'm going to commit suicide.
You retarded faggot.
>>713246073
Make sure to down like a ton of alcohol before you do it. So that you fall asleep before you OD
Look at you all faggots consoling him.
Oi OP, do a fucking flip naked and slap your balls on a cars front window. Post the video before suicide.
>>713248736
Just call the police and report a crime at your house. Leave a note that says "pls take care of doggo, I hero". They can pick up doggo and put him in a shelter.
>>713248864
You realize that rule is outdated, right?
>>713248736
It's best to put your doge up for adoption before you do anything drastic. Find a good home for him, then an hero.
>>713247796
Because an anxious, depressive suicidal wreck would totally have the cojones required to go on an adventure and hunt down terrorists, right?
Don't do it man..
Have a smoke watch some movies and shit and call a hotline.. You'll make it bro
>>713246073
>Any advice?
yea, shoot less and then buy more few days later
You narc loser beta faggot.
If you are so eager to die, you spineless shit, at least cut your throat and let some kid get a new kidney from your wasted body.
>>713248961
>>713248983
I have friends and family who love my doge. I'm not worried about who will take care of him. I just don't want him to be getting hungry and shit while he waits.
>>713248971
I swear to fucking God... You cannot fucking out-date good form. You can accommodate for idiots who cannot use the language properly, but good fucking form will never but out-fucking-dated.
Fucking millennials.
>>713246073
An Hero
>>713249122
>>713246073
I'be never understood this way of thinking. Why end it quickly? Just give zero fucks and do whatever you want. Take out huge loan and max out a bunch of credit cards then get some top notch eacorts. Buy a 300 bottle of scotch. Buy 3k worth of scratch tickets. Just go all out bro. Live another 20 u ears and literally do whatever the fuck you want, then kill yourself.
>>713249238
Fucking spellcheck, kek
>>713247243
Even in death he remained a coward.
Therefore I had no respect for him whatsoever.
>>713249122
This. Don't kill yourself chemically. Your organs are worth something, even if you are not.
My friend committed suicide with heroin a couple months ago, his family found him with huge gashes on his throat. Self inflicted with his own nails while he was choking to death.
>>713249238
but I want to fucking kill myself anon
>>713247243
> Like, I don't want my last moments to be a panic realizing I'm dying.
dying is fun fam.
>>713249074
Jesus fucking christ these people...
Yea, it's obvious that this thread is a cry for help. OP could have easily found out how to kill himself on his own.
Comments like "don't do it, life is worth it, i promise" would only provoke me more. Can't fucking stand you white knight cunts. If you really want to help the guy, give him some advise on how to do it. If he realizes that he has the freedom, the choice, to off himself, and that it is a choice, there is a chance he just won't do it.
>>713249312
>>713246073
>Anything I should try to do before I go through with it?
Therapy?
>>713249172
Maybe leave him with family while you "go on vacation"
>>713249122
Good point, hang yourself in front of the hospital with DNR written on your chest. Make sure you carry a donor card.
>>713246073
I'm so sick of these faggots going out like this.
If you are going to kill yourself do some crazy shit first. One thing you've always wanted to do. Go rape someone? Go kill someone who's caused you pain in the past? Create a manifesto and go on a killing spree before. Something political to get some news coverage. Do all this shit beforehand THEN drive to your faggot cry for help parking lot conveniently next to a hospital where they can save you.
Make a difference. Take out some nignogs before you go. Something, anything. Take out a huge loan from a loan shark or if good credit a bank for a house. Turn up as much debt as you can. Buy your failure of a mother and father something with some credit cards so when they think of your failure ass they can at least have some comfort knowing you did them a good deed once in your life.
Let the world know who you were and why you were pissed. So many faggots in this world meet the end willingly with no difference. Don't be one of them. Even if you get a little news coverage with something cool, at least you gave us something entertaining to watch.
>>713249456
Sounds like that faggot had filthy hygiene if his nails were capable of that.
>>713247796
This is beautiful, I'd never thought that 4chan could be this positive
>>713249460
I guess, it's your life. Just figured if you were gonna kill yourself you might as well say fuck it and just go crazy for a while and THEN hang it up for good.
>>713249508
Well I don't know about OP, but I can't even paint a wall without fucking it up. I would want as much advice as possible before trying to kill himself, and even then I'd do something wrong. FUCK my life
>>713249610
Yeah, years of mental illness can do that sometimes.
>>713247528
>>never attempt to do suicide by vigilantism so their deaths at least have some positive impact on society and put the fear into criminal organizations and gangs
This anon knows shit.
Yea - become a homemade batman. Kill bad people.
I personally always imagined if I had a terminal disease, I would no fucking have "happy last month" with friends doing adventures and the dying peacefully. Fuck that. I would become the terror of high-standing men who are corrupt or otherwise have commited crimes against the nation.
Catching them at their homes, skinning them and filming that, so they all fear the terror.
And if I am never caught I'd go into hiding to die in secret, so the legend survives and people fear the unknown anti-hero
>>713249172
Make some complex food dispensary contraption, i donnu. Google some machinery basics, buy what you need.
I mean, why not? It's not like you're short on time or anything.
>>713249238
>>713249582
RIGHT!?
>>713246073
Coward fuck.
>>713249693
It's hard to fuck up jumping off a bridge if you are really determined.
>>713249380
yea.. sell a kidney - live great life off your 50 000
dban pc. Also take the biggest loan you could possibly get and donate it all to charity or some shit. I mean, what are they gonna do, take it back from charity?
just do it faggot
no one likes your or your shit thread
>>713246073
>Heroin
Dude no wonder you want to die.
>>713249582
This was beautiful.
>>713249806
>calls suicidal person a coward
>doesn't have the balls to kill himself
>>713246371
>Tranquility is all I want.
>>713246073
>at the hospital
OP suicide is tremendous suffering. If you want peace.. and are not suffering so bad that hours of painful hell is worth it.. then you're not ready to an-hero. See somebody. life is more fun once you get your shit sorted out.. I bet a simple pill and a few habit changes could make you happy again.
>>713249859
Then your last moments are fear and drowning.
>>713246073
well have fun, dont let these fuckers get you down and you backing out ok!!
Op im calling this fake. show us updated picture of whats in black bag.
What about what they use to put pets to sleep. Don't they just use big doses of anesthetic. Surely that's painless? How do you get that anesthetic stuff anyway
>>713246371
>desires tranquillity
>asks /b/ for advice
whew lad
>>713249867
>yea.. sell a kidney - live great life off your 50 000
That even higher then the comon price someone pays on the black market, if you are able to find a buyer and remove it yourself you could ask 35 000
If you need someone to do that for you you can get between 1000 and 5000$
>>713250104
fbi
>>research kiddo
>>713246073
Life isn't always great and there will always be some pain, but giving up is waste. You have to find your own happiness and hang on to it. It's a journey and there are too many things to see and do along the way. Get help. It's worth it.
why do you want to go op?
>>713249969
My bad, I forgot that taking a quick and easy way out is harder than living 50 or 60 more years of misery.
>>713250002
A building then, you get the fucking point. I doubt you will have negative feelings while dropping toward your liberation if you're REALLY determined to kill yourself.
>>713246073
Excellent solution. You are guaranteeing yourself a painless death. Few can do that.
>>713250166
>fbi
op is gone. from thread/life
>>713250169
How is it a waste?
>>713247796
solid work /b/. now get back into the fight!
>>713250232
Why pick such a shitty scary way to go. Maybe if you injected super amounts of morphine and then let yourself fall off a very tall building. Maybe
>>713246073
>any advice
Yeah. Stop being an attention-seeking faggot.
>>713246073
Nothing to worry about, ODing is completely painless,
you have chosen a good way to die.
Good luck, don't chicken out
>>713247243
That's pretty much what happens though, all rescued suicides agree, you don't want to die once you realize what it really is.
>>713250214
I bet your feeling of superiority will account for nothing when you're dead.
Kill someone before comitting suicide
>>713250381
How can you get attention on a fucking anonymous board...
>>713250440
How can you know what it is until you're actually dead. Near death experience people say heaven awaits *shrug*
>>713246073
Before you go
Get credit card. Buy a few suits of Kevlar and find a blacksmith. Pay blacksmith to fashion you the finest suit of bulletproof medieval looking armor money can buy. Go to crowded place like a mall or something with plenty of cameras. Bring with you said armor, Kevlar, some swords, throwing knives, and maybe bow and arrow.
Don said armor and bow. With your sword as a backup, start Murdering every play you can get. When cops arrive, charge and take as many as you can. You will have an IV hooked up under your armor with triple the OD amount ready to plunger into your veins. If you're sitting bloody after they shoot, hit the IV. If you take them all out, then drive to the hospital parking lot and do your faggotry.
>>713250473
>What are trips
Lol, ofc you get a sense of ego affirmation, regardless of it being anonymous or not.
Why park your car at the hospital? Because you're a pussy and you're afraid to really die
>>713250415
Oding is not completely nice it feels like you're drowning Bc your respiratory reflex cuts out and then you begin to suffocate this is if you're doing downers uppers make you feel like you're having a heart attack
Make sure you have wifi so you can love stream it. Like toaster Steve.
>>713250608
People get excited unsarcastically when they get trips and dubs???
>>713249806
i bet you fear death more than life. Who's the coward, checkmate!
>>713250372
If the prospect of dying or death scares you, you are not determined at all. Then you should seek help instead, or do something else.
Think about this, anon.
Right now you're thinking there's no way life will ever get any better, so you might as well end it.
But if you do, that will GUARANTEE that it'll never get any better.
Several times in my life I've wanted to kill myself. If I had I would have missed a whole lot of great shot that happened later. I'm glad I didn't.
I'm guessing you're young. Let me tell you one of the big secrets of getting older.
When you're young, everything that happens is so big and so important and so overwhelming, simply because that's the first time you've experienced it. Your first love, your first disappointment, it all seems so huge.
But when you get older, and you go through these things a few times, you realize that none of it is all that important, because it's all going to change. That first love probably won't last your whole lives, no matter how good it feels. And whatever horrible thing happens to you, you know that you can recover. Everything changes, nothing is permanent.
So, seriously, anon, you shouldn't do it. Unless you've got a terminal disease, there's really no reason. Your situation WILL change. Why not hang around and see how?
>>713246073
google: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
THEY REALLY CAN HELP YOU
they got online chat also
>>713250469
yes. some politician, who is responsible of open borders.
First buy a fleshlight, a fur suit, and cactus, when you are gonna kill yourself, put on the fursuit, put the fleshlight on dick and insert cactus in ass
>>713250817
shit, not shot.
>>713246073
Death is a permanent solution to temporary problems.
Things can change, and things will probably change for everyone soon.
There are many ways to get help and manage to find happiness even in the worst situations. You should think about it.
Good luck and courage, man.
>>713250712
My point is that it doesn't matter for most whether it's anonymous or not.
I haven't seen this amount of white knight faggotry on here before.
>>713250457
I'll take that bet; You better start buying some indulgence, son, 'cause you're gonna need that down payment to pay my smug fuck face when I prove you wrong.
>>713246073
>born in the easiest place to live with best opportunities and is giving up.
you fucking pussy
>>713248752
I don't live edgie bruh.
But if the day comes that i have to die,
i sure as fuck will DIE edgy and not peacefully.
>>713250965
Don't feed the newfags
>>713246457
>Oldfag detected
I knew you were still out there
>>713251054
Kek.
I don't buy into religion.
>>713246073
>Wants to OD
>Thinks it will be painless
Just get a gun or an exit bag
>>713246892
This dude knows his shit
Google National Suicide hotline...an online chat resource will come up for it too. Let us know how you are doing. Many of us care. :)
>>713249221
God I loved that movie.
>>713247796
tbh this is pretty fucking retarded
if you genuinely want to kill yourself none of that idiot bullshit would be any entertaining at all, when you're truly suicidal all you crave is shit, no amount of sex/gambling/murder sprees would feel rewarding in the slightest
Yeah, don't do it.
>>713246981
>Why is everyone trying to stop him, suicide is natures way to sort out the mentally weak.
we're trying to harden the ''weak''
>>713251346
False, just do it
>>713251193
Same here, lol. You're right though, I'm way too judgmental. Pic related, it's the face I make when I get shut down.
Quit begging for attention you faggot. Do your self a favor and give it to a homeless guy on the street.
>>713246212
Kys
>>713251488
Fu k the weak let them go
>>713246073
Take a little bit of the heroin first, just to make sure you enjoy it and all that. You don't really want to have a bad experience right before you die, that'll just ruin it.
Also, lay a huge guilt trip on people in your note. Say that you chose right outside the hospital to see if anyone cared enough to check on you.
>>713250104
the better option would be to use a drug such as secobarbital or pentobarbital, these are used in doctor assisted suicides.
>>713250817
don't fucking trick him into suffering any longer you selfish prick
>>713246073
I've talked to people who have ODed on heroin and they have told me that they realized they had shot too much and felt a lot of fear and regret. But by that point there was nothing they could do to stop it.
The people the/she was with, or someone came and found him/her, took em to the hospital, narcan, alive to tell the tale...
Don't do it
>>713246073
You'll never get the needle out of your arm.
Injecting that much shit you'd OD before you emptied the syringe
DOOOO EETTTT FFFAAGGGOOOTT
>>713246417
Yeah, you faggot.
Long time heroin addict here. Had a couple close calls and can report not only it being painless but also enjoyable
The hospital won't make you famous do it somewhere public like mall, or casino, live stream that shit and live forever as AnHero
>>713251346
Back to tumblr nigger
>>713246613
Amen. The white knight cancer in this board is about to make be puke
>>713246073
>park my car at the hospital
faggot drama queen.
if you were serious you'd be dead by now.
>>713246485
You obviously know that suicide is the pussy way out, man the fuck up bitch. You'll stand your ground even if I have to tie you your fucking post, now go get a job you whinny cunt.
Streak area 51 naked, go out knowing the truth
>>713252013
What the fuck happen to this place???
Porn ads and white knight faggotry everywhere.
>>713250712
Well i do. i take screenshots and send them to People
>>713252735
You disgust me
>>713252201
We're now owned by our Asian overlord
>>713252735
You intrigue me
>>713246073
if you're gonna kys. at least rob a bank and spend the money before you go.
>>713252201
Gook moot happened.
>>713252201
New fucking admin, and flood of killary supporting new fags
Dying is such a weird realization. I always thought I was indestructible and then started to realize I wasn't in my mid 20's. In my late 20's I had an accident late at night and was dying.
It was just so weird. The pain was immense to the point I couldn't talk anymore. I was trying to talk to my brother but couldn't. I had to go through the alphabet to get to the words I wanted to tell him.
All the time I was thinking to myself. I can't believe I'm actually dying". I can't believe it. This happens to other people not me. You're not scared at this point. You just don't want to accept your own fate. Anyway, an emergency operation and waking up the next day. I remember thinking. Wow I'm still alive. I'm happier now that I ever have been.
>>713246073
if you want a truly painless and effective way out google "exit bag"
good luck OP
>>713247796
Yeah, come to barcelona
>>713246073
do it faggot
>>713252947
This.
>>713253004
gotta assemble your own now. Amazon and ebay wont sell the kits anymore
Smoke weed and play Stardew Valley instead.
>>713246073
heroine is the fucking dirtiest way to go out, you better have some nice karma or else you'll probably be sent right back to another womb
>>713253179
No way Amazon was selling them as complete kits??
Yo pull through Tallahassee and we'll do this together
>>713246073
Dont do it is my advice. When your dad pumped your mom up, millions of sperm were all fighting to the finish line, all fighting to make a different you. You're the sperm that one. Are you really gonna shit on that little sperm's massive accomplishment? That little fella swam his fucking heart out against 1/100000000000 odds
>>713253157
oh, but still, it is doable
>>713253287
for sure
>>713253188
>heroine
You seem knowledgeable.
if you dont know the purpose that you're alive for, then dont commit suicide. if your mission is not complete, you'll be in for a horrible surprise on the other side.
>>713253465
Oh no, did I mistakenly put an e at the end, inadvertently referring to a woman hero? Take a bigger shit about it home boy.
>>713251461
this.
Its just something us non-suicidal ppl cant understand.
I recommend something more epic. Get a gun, find some assholes who deserve it, get high, ger your headphones on, and go full Hotline Miami until you get shot by thugs or cops. Just don't kill cops, usually decent beings.
>>713253647
I suggest you shoot yourself. And shoot cops.
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>>713246073
What the fuck happened to my /b. Op how are you not dead yet gogo
>>713251590
Jesus christ, you got a licences for edges that sharp?
>>713253755
>my /b/
You're a parasitic edgelord that failed to grow up. That's what happened "to your /b/", faggo.
>>713251590
>let them go
Go where?
t;You're headed for the same place, you fucking retard.
>>713246073
Life is your oyster. C'mon man, tame it.
>>713246073
Nah man, drop the fucking herion. no reason to kill yourself. Do you not want to see the entire planet you were born on before you die? Nothing is worth killing yourself over, just chill out. Go make self improvements instead of giving up. Goodluck man.
>>713246073
are you dead anon?
>>713254142
Yeah nigga, y? U want sum dicc?
>>713253875
/b/ used to be a paradise where we could act like little shitlords for a while. Faggots like you ruined it by trying to make it like every other shithole on the internet. Fucking Christ I wish normies were still ignorant of the internet. Nice job, Jewbook.
>>713246073
Honestly if you really wanna fucking kill yourself go for it. But quit being a bitch about it, get ahold of as much cash as possible, go party hard for a couple of days, fuck some hookers. If you still wanna die by then grab a shotgun, load it with slugs and put the barrel into your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. 100% painless, certain death. id rather die like that than by fucking ODing on heroin. Fuck you op
>>713253755
normies
>>713246559
>sells his gear
>arrested for dealing
>goes to jail
>hangs himself
>>713254415
>waaaaaah muh edge
Like I said, we fucking grew up newfag. When you hit your 16th bithday you'll get it you little hookworm.
>>713246073
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
>>713254415
Funny commentary coming from a filthy bloodthirsty kike............
>>713246073
Tell my buddy ruben hi when you get to hell. He did the same last year
>>713254342
No. But after I see how you write I do hope you kill yourself.
>>713254788
lol Ruben's probably starting all over again
Dont. Please
>>713246073
i understand life can suck. but just learn to have faith again. the worst thing that can happen is you die.
but what are you so embarrassed about? or insecure about? that you want to commit suicide?
just put your life together. if it helps, pray to god.
it worked for me. i was in a bad spot and then i god a decent job and back on my own feet again.
life will not all be roses and sunshine, but you should at least be able to win the world's trust again.
killing yourself is a waste. be the change you want in the world.
you don't REALLY know what is after life. you may pretend to all you want. some people like to mock an idea of the afterlife, but even they are only pretending to know. they are the ones with the least of an idea of what will happen when you die.
>>713254848
psshhh nigga i got dat ghost dicc for your lil twink ass. sleep tight
>>713249039
That's the whole point! If you don't have the cojones to do something like that, you don't want to die, you just need help.
If you really wanted to die, you'd work for it.
Also, considering things like weather and altititude have been linked to depression, would be pretty stupid to kill yourself without moving somewhere first.
>>713255037
Pls kill yourself along with op.
?
>>713255495
Got anything else? Maybe something good?
>>713250473
People respond to you, you feel wanted.
people don't respond to you irl, you use internet for that gap
>>713249582
Depressed guy just CANNOT do anyfin entertainin, u retard
>>713255824
FUCK yeah nigga, hell yah
>>713247357
>out and its needed for superconductors
No, we can use liquid nitrogen for high T_c superconductors.
>>713255817
Yes. Dubs.
>>713246073
Think about your mom..
Do what makes you happy, good luck anon
>>713256229
I think that only reinforces his suicide thoughts
DAMMIT OP!
THINK OF ALL THE FOOD IN THE WORLD!
>>713256355
lol hahaha
>>713256374
This. You don't wanna miss out on the BEEF RIBS do you?!
>>713248411
This anon is right. Go ahead kill yourself faggot you're going to hate the intense bloating and vomit.
>>713246073
Oblivion isn't worth it. No experience is too good or too bad to justify oblivion.
>I've read and heard that it will be pleasurable and painless.
The dead can't tell you if the sensation of dying was pleasurable or painless, I wouldn't trust whatever you are reading.
>>713256905
>niggers think they know what's coming
lol wtf is "oblivion"? Jesus.
>>713246073
later /b/ro.
before you go, consider finding a heroine addict to bone in exchange for the leftovers
then use all of it, just for the lulz
Has anyone on /b/ actually streamed his suicede?
>>713257022
opposite of existance or at least the perception of it. no thoughts no feeling no nothing. its where we were before life and its where we will go after. theres no jesus man
>>713257746
>or at least the perception of it
You don't get to posit based on "at least one of those two". Fact is, you don't what you're talking about.
>>713253875
>>>713253755
> >my /b/
> You're a parasitic edgelord that failed to grow up. That's what happened "to your /b/", faggo.
but you sure know what b is.
As in this thread b should be like any other place in the inet where OPs decission wouldn't be acknowledged and ppl like you applaud each other while feeling good in life.
>>713246348
You don't have to talk to dead people, just people who've had overdosed. Also, I've heard that a heroin od is actually not pleasurable at all.
>>713258832
>but you sure know what b is.
wtf is a b, newfag?
>>713258899
you know that a b comes after an a
>>713246073
Get clean and learn to love living again.
Killing yourself isn't the answer.
Just read the thread man!
I'm sure if some stranger in 4chan give one about you than people that you know also do. I wanted to kill myself 5 years ago and the day I wanted to do it things changed. I found a girl and got an awesome Job and that happened within a month so think again man you're Worth it
All those pathetic attempts at justifying life.
>>713246073
Yeha dude, wash that butt and let your opiate receptor system reset that equilibrium. Opiates are fucking dirty as fuck, Jews flood the market with them (both synthetic and natural) just to destroy the goyim. DO NOT allow those fucking nasty kikes the satisfaction of their plan working.
>>713246073
just fuckin do it
>>713247796
i hate when people post this image. if you were motivated to do all that crazy shit then you would not be suicidal in the first place... so the whole sentiment behind it is fucking pointless
please please don´t do that dude , don´t do that , the suicide it´s not an option .
>>713260420
>who could it be
>>713246073
you don't OD in a hospital parking lot if actually have a death wish.
seriously, if you really don't give a fuck hop on a plane and go somewhere nice. Drop everything, load a back pack up with camping gear and go live in the woods somewhere. How much worse could it be than being dead? some people try this and never go home. they just keep walking, forever, until they feel like stopping somewhere.
I'm not going to spin you some sugary sweet drivel about how life is precious or whatever, all Im saying is if you really want to be dead anyway you're better off dying trying something cooler than oding on H in a car.
>>713253755
fuck off faggo. /b/ has always been filled with people who will talk you off the bridge as well as ppl who will tell u to jump. but it hasn't always been filled w ppl like u who don't understand that. so fuck off newfag
>>713260436
Fucking this. Kys threads are filled with sjw ignorance.
Don't do it fam I love you
>>713246073
instead of od;ing spend all the money you have on drugs and take out a loan for some more sweet buckerroos and sell your house if you own one
and spend the next few months of your life enjoying the best drugs life has to offer and fucking some hot babes that you just have to share a little with
go out after a climax of your life, not just getting high one night
Donate your organs.
>>713260869
Make me.
>>713246558
>tells someone not to tell someone to kill themself
>tells person to kill themself
>>713246533
Does it fucking matter?
>>713246073
Hey man, I'm all for everyones free right to kill themselves. I know I eventually will as well.
But drug overdosing actually IS pretty painful/terrifying. People ODing appear to be unaware to the fact their insides are convulsing, but it is felt. And the time dilation that is often associated with narcotics could make it last a lot longer than you'd like.
I'd recommend seeing a psychiatrist, because you can get help. I'm currently getting help and there are lows, but it has been helping.
If you do decide to kill yourself, look up the helium tank method or just simply drive your car as fast as you can into a concrete block (find one that doesn't fucking have anyone on the other wise -- don't be a dick in your suicide).
Either way anon, for what its worth, I'd prefer you dont kill yourself. But its your life.
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>>713246586
Faggots like you ruined this board, go back to your trap threads
Write a will
Sell everything you own except car and best clothes
Buy a gun with 1-2 rounds (just in case idk)
Live your life, fuck bitches eat lobster Thermidor or some shit, idk do some heroin and shrooms
When you're done put the gun in your mouth and 15 degrees upwards and An Hero it up
Or realise your life isn't that shitty at all
Keep the gun and rounds though just in case
>>713261391
*bum tss*
>>713246073
drop some acid instead, heroin is for plebs, dont be pleb
>>713262081
what about mushtrooms
>>713246255
>go live a good life
Aw yeah man great advice my life is fucking switched around by that statement, here's some news mate:HE TRIED life is shit you can't just magically have an easy one
>>713246073
Do a flip faggot.
>>713262461
>hasnt tried muashwooomes
>thinks "mushtrooms" are important
you fucking lizard wizard level assburger
just make sure you do it bruh xD
>>713262934
same
>>713257022
It's a lot like before you were born.
Literally nothing
And after death there never will be any more for eternity. Anon has a point but I'd rather we lower the population by suicide since natural selection has obviously failed us
>>713263116
mushed rooms
>>713263266
Part of this life is that we're not allowed to remember what happened before, or else no one would take this life seriously and everyone would be trying to kill themselves to get back.
>>713263266
OP is retarded there is no cure for that, lets say if afterlife rly exists OP will just continue to be retard there until he kills himself again there kek (if it is possible XD)
Don't do it dude. My friend wanted to kill himself and he posted on this board too. I talked him out of it and he is forever grateful. The fact that you posted on this board and said you would do it in a hospital parking lot means you have a little bit of will to live. You're hoping someone saves you in the parking lot or for one of us to talk you out of it. Please don't go through with this.
