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Secret / Advice / Vent thread
There is this girl at work, who seems to be somewhat into me.
Overly friendly, mildly flirty, ask family and friends about me
But, she has a BF, and is like 25. (i'm 20)
I know that I should try to keep my distance to a degree, but she is just too tempting. Being the good kinda chubby and all
>>713244200
Dubs says go for it
Well. I know she likes me at least as a friend, given that she responds to any texts I send her. But I wonder, is there the chance of her liking me as more?
I tried meeting up with her, but while she always answers enthusiastically, we never actually do.
But the thing with her is that she presents her self as being quite shy, and probably socially anxious as fuck.
She's even said that she is trying "to come out of her shell"
Should I message her something like "Hey, you know we've talked a lot but I don't think I know about any of your hobbies/interests, want to share?"
Well, maybe not worded like that. But that idea.
I want to show her that I really meant it when I said that we should talk more often. (As it stands I only initiate, and its monthly at best)
>>713244376
Eh. kinda want to, but don't at the same time.
If she wants to use me as an upgrade, whats to say that she won't move onto another guy.
Bump
>>713245269
i might be gay but im too busy with my wife and kids to act on it
>>713244200
>>713244718
>>713244748
SHE IS A TRAP!
Don't talk about shit.
Just mildy rape her on day and quit your job.
>>713246027
>protruding roastie
Gross.
>>713244161
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
bump
>>713244161
I'm 22 and haven't dated in a flong time. I'm partly scarred, partly scared. I've also very busy.
I like a girl, but I'm an exchange student.
Whatever I do spells disaster. I'm swallowing trying to make a move because I know it won't end well.
>>713244200
Even if she dumps her boyfriend and goes for you, that will just prove that she's a slut. You sure you want to get a girl who will just sleep with other men behind your back once you get with her?
>>713247614
That's my thing.
If she wants to use me as an upgrade, whats to say that she won't move onto another guy after me?
>>713247713
Well, if you're already thinking about it, it will most likely happen. Don't go for it.
>>713244161
I dont like chocolate milk
When I was 13, I lost my virginity to my cousin on the first day of a family reunion, I'd never met him before that day. And over the course of the week, he fucked me at last 50 times.
>>713248629
Yea. I am not planning on it. Still, kinda tempting though, even if just to fuck her.
>>713244161
I once looked at an ad for a HP printer.
I have a Russian friend I have been practicing the language with and she has been practicing English. We have been talking for a few months now, we Skype for about 2 hours a day about 3-5 times a week and text all the rest of the time alot.
She seems like she honestly might be the one, but I am not sure. She's smart, funny, and obviously cute but that's not all I'm after, she's just genuinely one of the best girls ivd ever met.
Obviously I'm not crazy, I want to actually meet her before anything happens. See if I really like her as much as it seems, and vice versa.
She doesn't have a boyfriend and won't for a while. She is far to busy with school (college 20). And says she wants to travel after school.
I want to plan a trip to go to Russia anyways, as its the whole reason I'm learning the language...But I also want to visit her. She seemed to like the idea alot. But I just don't know what to do...
Am I fucking up. Tell me am I being stupid or not. Any advice
>>713249248
green text it.
>>713249552
Smack her across the mouth and fart in her face.
>>713249552
Shit the fuck up and fuck it you fucking fuck
Besides if the fucking sucks everything else you guys have will mean fuck all and she will fuck off and you will be left fucked. So fuck her make her crave your dick and everything else will fall into place. Fuck.
Should I go to the pub next Friday or weekend? I don't socialize with people. Was thinking I'd just go and drink some water there and maybe try to talk to someone there. I don't friends, and am a KHV.
>>713249552
Honestly bro, if you want to go to the country, you should do that and hey, she will be a bonus. Even if things don't end up how you wanted it to end, you'll still have a friend and have had company while visting.
>>713244161
Once, when nobody was looking, I slowly took out my hankerchief and wiped my nose... then put it back in my pocket.
>be me 9
>wanna try sex
>sister not far away
>try not to sex
>sex a lot
>first gf
>since then, no sex (16btw)
>>713250384
solid strategy, there were some cohesive ideas in there.
>>713251061
Thanks bro, yeah I just feel like maybe I shouldn't see her. The chances of it working are so small I might as well just fuck back packers chicks the whole trip. But I know it wouldn't make me happy, so nothing ventured nothing gained. Thanks again
I honestly like a girl, but don't know how to get closer to her. Anyone can help, annons ?
>>713251539
mods
mooooooooooodsss
>>713251850
wat ?
>>713251850
you need your diapers changed?
>>713244854
Who cares. Get a load off... if she's gonna cheat with you she'll cheat on you.
Game up fag
Watched neighbors have sex outside window. Watched till he came and left. They had no idea.
>>713251700
Talk to her in person. Get her number, ask her out.
Try not to get stuck in limbo like me.
>>713251931
True. I guess maybe use her for a one off fuck, then just move on.
>>713251986
i'm already in limbo...
Talking to her irl, and by fb, but not feeling like she likes me even though sometimes i have the impression)
>>713252543
Well. Just talk to her a bit more often.
Also, what makes you think that maybe there might be something ?
I have a similar situation
Since i was 15 i sometimes steal underwear/clothes from my sister and mother. When i was 18 i let a 63 year old man fuck me however he wanted. He made me his little sissy slut. I was his little girl and i loved it. After a year of after-school fucking and lying to my parents that i'm sleeping over at someones house i broke connections with him
I cant stop thinking about my girlfriends younger sister.
Shes 16.
Its really frustrating me, because i dont want to keep thinking about her. I love my girlfriend, but her sister just gets my cock hard.
What do i do /b/?
Do i just pinch myself every time i think about it?
>>713244748
Well. I sent her this.
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
So, yea, hopefully it works out well with her
>>713244161
Once, when I was very drunk, on vodka I think, I shouted out loud.
bu,mp
>>713252715
welp, she sometimes acts ike she wants to talk/hang out with me
I ran someone over and drove away a few months ago. the guy died...
>>713254265
Oh
The girl I posted about does shit like this.
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it
>>713254265
>>713252715
I'm surely overreading things, but i'm madly in love
>>713254483
Mine does the same, so i really don't know what to think, hard times, eh anon
>>713254541
Honestly, who knows.
Is she shy or socially anxious in general?
Does she treat you any differently than others?
>>713254815
Yea. I'm trying to get closer with her through text (Not the best choice, but I don't have any other options, as no real opportunities to see her)
Try that, and see where it goes from there?
I rigged the election so that trump would win
>>713255216
and you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky Clintons!
I clogged a toilet on the day our elementary school custodian was retiring, the mess was so impressive that it made her cry lol
>>713255090
Not shy in general, but she kinds of treats me with more attention than others, but she still does not start the conversations
>>713244161
I've been dosing my boyfriends best friend with hormones for three months now.
>>713255979
Interesting. I think that yours might be into you, but kinda nervous to proceed.
Mine is known to be shy and possibly socially anxious. And she does treat me differently than most of her friends. Kinda seems to want to open up, doesn't.
>>713256425
Probably into you to, but too shy as well.
I'm going to try to talk to her a lot, problem is, she is my sister's best friend, so when i wanna talk to her, she hangs out with her, and i avoid flirting with her when she is with my sister
>>713244161
>>713244161
What's the safest way/place to explore my bicuriosity? I need cock.. and discretion. But mostly just cock in my mouth..
>>713256145
uh why
>>713257349
Possible that she is into me, but she does know that I am into her aswell, so yea. Who knows.
As for you, just try to talk to her enough to get closer mostly. Maybe then she may feel comfortable enough to meet up, and then move from there
>>713257451
tbh I'd go for a local bookstore, p sure gloryholes are actually rather safe but I'm not 100% sure. Worth looking around, though, especially so you don't just get Craiglist raped out of thirst or some shit
>>713257759
I think that she knows that i'm into her, bu t not sure, but i'll keep working harder to reach my goal, thanks anon, you really helped me ^^
>>713258144
No Problem.
Good luck with your girl
And now to just wait on mine to respond. (Has taken anywhere from 2 minutes all the way to 25 hrs to respond in the past)
I'm a 18 year old virgin, but a few days ago I had sex with a transgender/trap guy and it was awesome. I've known that im bi for a while but I only like guys in a sexual way. I just don't get anywhere with girls and finding guys seems to be way easier. The trap I fucked sent me a message after he saw my kik somewhere and he lived closeby, so I said what the hell lets try it.
Now I'm just really fucking confused about everything because I kind of want to do it again
>>713258306
Good luck with yours, but the 25 hours hurt pretty badly, i know them too..
>>713258584
Yea, thanks.
Then again she does work 2 Jobs, and takes 7 classes. Plus just started at the Fire Department.
So yea
>>713258335
Trap here. Do it again, duh.
We need love too
>>713255090
call her bro
>>713258758
Yeah, yours is hardcore, mine just takes classes
>>713259183
Maybe a little too much so.
According to her, she has damn near no time to her self currently.
>>713259126
Eh, Not quite at that point yet. Haven't verbally spoken to her since fucking May.
>>713259446
Maybe then you should take her out so that she can relax ? i dunno
But may is a long time, don't you never run into her ?
>>713244161
I want to date and eventually marry my one friend, were both dudes.
At the same time I also would like a relationship with a qt 3.15 republican girl, we bonded over trump and videogames
I also dont want to get married at all but I know my "other half" regardless of who it is would help me be a better person just because I understand the idea of codependancy completely.
Ive known my bro for way longer but I want children and this girl is literally my best chance to have a normal life for once. Since my bro has a spinal condition and will probably die young id end up a widower at the age of 30 but I really do care about him.
I dont know what to do
>>713259927
>Maybe then you should take her out so that she can relax ?
Wanting to get to that point, but is absurdly busy like I mentioned here >>713258758
>But may is a long time, don't you never run into her ?
Not really. Only saw her ~4 times in passing, but never long enough to actually speak. (One time did start smiling at me, but was talking on the phone at that moment)
gook gook pick up your dumb chink ass from the casino you pretend to work at cunt. fyi your delusional self brainwash sessions are embarrassing, flailing around like the retarded potato you really are is not something to be proud of.
Seriously you chinks are stupid and ugly as fuck kill yourselves you frauds.
>>713260251
Ouch. I'm with you anon, if you win, you're da mvp
>>713257773
Yeah, I weigh like 100 lbs so the stranger dangers real. Gloryholes seem like a one way ticket to herpes though ):
SHAME ON YOU TRAVELLING ALL THE WAY BACK AINT GOT NO CHANCE BLIND DOG YOU SOLD YOUR SOLD BOY YOURE GOING DOWN ALL THE WAY DOWN BOY HELLHOUNDS ON YOUR TRAIL BOY HELLHOUNDS ON YOUR TRAIL
>>713260781
Yea. Thanks, tough situation.
I messaged her something like this
> Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
Waiting on if she'll respond or anything
>>713244200
eh. I would just try and move on. She likely isn't going to leave her BF for you so any time spent lusting over her with that near 0 possibility is time wasted on your end. It also invites a lot of self-inflicted pain.
>>713247579
I say go for it man. I'm dating this girl (only been about a month) and shes pursuing a school out of state. If she doesn't get in, she may go to a school in town, but her dream is to move this state. I know this relationship has an expiration date. But its been an amazing experience and has allowed me to truly enjoy the day to day with her. Plus its good experience -- helping me learn more about what I need in a relationship.
>>713252920
Nothing wrong with that man, so long as you're safe (protection wise). If you must hide your sexuality, thats fine. But don't be ashamed (it sounds like you aren't).
>>713253259
eh, treat it as natural human lust. Try not to dwell on it. The feeling itself isn't unnatural or even that weird. But pursuing it is what makes you cross into the bounds of getting in trouble and kinda being a shitty person. If you feel you lack the self control, recognize that as an issue and try to distance yourself from the situation because if that situation ever blew up (spoiler, with young girls it almost always does) its hard to move on from that.
>>713257451
Tinder! Use protection and you should be good! If you're of age, gay bars are good and a lot of men would likely be really turned on by a guy exploring their sexuality.
>>713244161
I ate my dog last night. I knew there was nothing more to do to save her so I decided to end her suffering and then ate her.
>>713261437
>eh. I would just try and move on. She likely isn't going to leave her BF for you so any time spent lusting over her with that near 0 possibility is time wasted on your end. It also invites a lot of self-inflicted pain.
Really wasn't planning on doing anything with her.
But, I won't rule out a one off fuck with her. But that's it.
>>713244161
I really just want to find a nice girlfriend and settle down. I have HPV. I'll likely get over it, but I can't have sex until it's gone.
I also hate my hometown and everyone hates me and I don't have any friends anymore - especially because I supported Trump. I really want to move after I'm done with school. I need to go. I might go to the military. I just want someone who cares about me to be honest.
bump
Fucking hat Trump and HTC. And just about all of them
My cousin and I have sex a lot shes really hot and shes older than me. I know I cant be with her so i want to tell her no but shes threatening to expose us if we stop. Idk what do
My coworker is a vindictive, spiteful bitch so I used her chap stick on my arse hole.
What time who? Hahahahahaha? Where u been at slick? He done change is name to...suit yourself, old man. Yea sure been a lo time since we seen eachother when you were 17. Oh no according to this the deal is still on...you got what you're suppose to get. Ain't no reason to break a deal, unless you got a switch. I got a big white fella from Memphis who made a deal with me. Name is A.... oh yeah forgot that. Ain't that too bad. Unless you might wanna save him for it? You in? I'll tear his contract, but what I get if my wins? Oh I get us there real quick.
>>713262977
Find a way to scare her worse. Treat the situation delicately and don't strike until you're sure she's going to
It's unlikely she'll go down with the ship though, any evidence she has is probably self incriminating and it's not like you couldn't make more if it isn't
Bump
>>713262977
Get there first, tell everyone your sicko cousin has the hots for you and she tried to make moves on you. Anything she says after that can be put down to her trying to screw you over for being honest.
until good business gets you fucked up
>that's bad for business
>be me
>go to a party last night
>420 in car beforehand
>start talking to 6/10 grill
>420 with gril later on
>Hangout most of the party
>Lotsoftalking.mp3
>End up just going to sleep
>i didn't make a move the whole time
>snapchat her today with an immediate response
>Convo dies down
I'm pretty sure she's got a boyfriend but idk if she's into me what do I do?
I am the 4chan killer and I have finally killed my latest target, question guy.
If you've been following my threads I finally narrowed his city down to Vancouver. I pretended to be a girl and responded positively to his advances in his confessions thread in order to arrange to meet him
We were to meet at a coffee shop in his neighborhood because he wouldn't tell me where he lived. But I convinced him to meet near his house because I told him I was interested in something more than just meeting.
When I saw someone come in that was wearing the clothes he described I followed Jim home to his apartment. I think he got cold feet because he didn't wait for the girls he was supposed to meet.
I knocked on his door and when he answered told him my car broke down and asked if I could use his phone. He let me in and went to get his cellphone. I followed him into the kitchen and saw my opportunity when I saw the knife block on the counter. I quickly grabbed a knife and slit his throats from behind. I pulled too hard because I nearly lost control of his head (had one hand holding his hair).
I washed up quickly and got out quickly when I heard footsteps upstairs.
Take this as a word of warning to any other creepers or trannies or bronies. I'll get you too if you keep posting your crap.
Some weird people can read my thoughts and talk to me somehow. Tightly focused radio waves or microwave harrassment. It's ruined my thought proccesses and life and given me intrusives. They can see what I imagine. Not sure about dreams. It's annoying. No one will ever believe me.
>>713264878
Do you have any foresight at all? Stop being irresponsible with your advice, this is an awful fuckin idea.
Guarantee she has texts/nudes/something that will directly incriminate anon, the second he jumps ship she'll throw him under the bus too
>>713265509
no such thing
get rid of all electronics and you should be fine unless you live alone
in which case, make friends with a camera and upload daily to some site.
>>713265786
Wow can't believe I didn't think of that, I'm retarded!
>>713265509
You have a mental illness.
>>713265987
>make friends with a camera
>>713265509
>>713265509
what a classic paranoid delusion
if you aren't a troll you legitimately need to check yourself into psychiatric services
>>713244161
hebephile. biscum. i may have bulimia. just kill me
>>713266375
I do. Which is why no one will ever believe me.
>>713266744
Why no one will ever believe me.
I am involved in psychiatric services for unrelated reasons. I take medication daily. Religiously actually. It is just something I live with. I am not crazy.
>>713244200
Don't be so stupid, she has something better already
>>713267084
>>713266980
Ask yourself what's more likely; Your meds are not treating this particular symptom off your mental illness, or someone with magic powers is harrassing you?
I used to watch so much porn to the point were I lost my self respect. I started to lower my standards so much to the point where I could get off to gay twink porn. I am taking a break now.
>>713250427
KHV?
>>713267494
It is technological. I know it is unlikely.
>>713267084
Depression/suicidal thoughts? You need a totally different kind of help involving therapy and anti psyche meds..
Just let someone know what's going on bud. If you are schizo we're further advanced in mental healthcare than we've ever been.
>>713257451
>>713261437
>Tinder! Use protection and you should be good!
This pretty much, you'll literally get messaged straight away. Guys don't fanny about, they'll literally get straight to it unlike women..
>>713250427
>Was thinking I'd just go and drink some water
No one wants to talk to a water drinker in a pub. Maybe go wild and have a slice of lemon in it?
>>713267894
I am on plenty of antipsychotics and do psychotherapy. I function. I eat. I clean, I am in a relationship. I paint. I exercise. I recently spoke at a mental health conference. I have intention of killing myself. I am well aware of all medical treatments for psychiatric disorders and very familiar with mental health care services in my country. No one will ever believe me.
>>713268140
Have no* intention.
>>713266970
You are me, except I'm probably anorexic instead.
Talk about a fuckin struggle with sexuality, this combo isn't as fun as it used to be is it. We're probably pansexual
>Be me
>Be 19
>Be 5' 5" ~120 lbs guy
>Girly face and body
>Guy that I used to go to school with and am still good friends with is always dropping hints that he's into me
>He's straight as far as I know but is always really touchy feely with me and says stuff that is borderline flirty
>He's probably about 5' 9" to 6' and ~200 lbs of hairy muscle daddy goodness
>He's just came out of a straight relationship
>Has ~7 inch dick (don't ask me how I know that)
>The latest bit of flirting from him was over Facebook and went something like this:
>Me: You and me should do something sometime.
>Him: Gay sex?
>Him: Sure.
>Him: I mean.
>Him: Yeah sure.(Embarrassed laughing emoji, laughing emoji)
>Pretend that isn't exactly what I want to do with him
>I play it cool and just play it off as banter but this stuff happens quite regularly between us.
>Not sure if I should go for it or not.
>Don't want to ruin our friendship if it turns out that I've just misinterpreted what he meant.
I'm a bit of an awkward potato so really not too sure what messages he's trying to send with this stuff. Also, I'm friends with his ex so it could get awkward if I was to start fucking him and she somehow found out and told everyone. That would kind of fucking destroy me and leave me dead in my parents eyes.
Wat do?
Met a runaway, and let her live with me. She has no job, dropped out of school and I have no clue where she is from or how old she is. I've been fucking her every night for two months. She doesn't clean, or cook. Just fucks, plays vidya and smokes all my weed. Thinking of locking her out but I'm afraid she's bait and will fuck my with the cops.
What the fuck do I do?
I greatly struggle to maintain my composure in public around anyone with Asperger Syndrome. I work in a creative field so there are a few "savant" types at my workplace that everyone just sort of puts up with, but I have some sort of serious phobia that nobody else seems to experience. I don't want to breathe the same air they breathe, and if one of them tries to address me I feel like I have to take a shower.
I'm aware that this pretty much makes ME the autistic one, and in the bigger picture there are worse issues to have, but it's really frustrating to deal with, and if anyone finds out people will think I'm an asshole.
>>713268140
You aren't being singled out for some kind of random magical harassment that exactly simulates a primary symptom of your psychological disorder.
You just have the disorder.
>>713268359
What did you think was gonna happen? Some run away kid was going to be your perfect little house wife?
I caught my sister having sex with the family dog. I didn't do anything to blackmail her. I wish I had.
>>713268589
I do. But they also exist. I believe you are familiar with the impossibility of convincing someone of their delusions falsehood. There is no point. They are real. I never meant to imply it's magical. It is technology.
Mind reading is actually emerging as a legitimate science lately. Read up. We can reconstruct images people imagine with machines and technology.
The unlikelihood comes from my personal insignificance in the world and the power and science involved in doing this long-distance. Inverse square and all that.
>>713268307
Worrying about "ruining your friendship" is going to make everything harder. It's not an easy thing to bring up, but if you find the opportunity, just talk about it in frank terms without beating around the bush. If you're really friends, something stupid like that isn't going to make him not want to be friends with you any more.
>>713268359
First, you post a pic of her. Then, you quit your fucking whining. You're in a great situation and you fail to appreciate it for what it is.
>>713268695
I mean, I figured she would be grateful she has a roof over her head, food in her belly and no fear of being gangraped by Mexicans. I'm a day away from seeing how she reacts to physical violence.
>>713269427
Just ask her to do some cleaning you fucking idiot. Be a man, you dont need to actually hit someone to control them.
>>713244161
I have a crush on my Chinese Politics professor. She sort of looks like this.
>>713249248
how old is he wasing at that time?
>>713249248
>over the course of the week, he fucked me at last 50 times.
Sounds very unlikely.
>>713269355
I'm paying for two people to live, and she does nothing. It's just annoying to come home and the nothing has been picked up, and the sink is full of dishes. Yes, I may get a killer blowjob and an apology, but I still wash all the dishes.
>>713244161
My piano playing isn't getting any better. Any time I make any noticeable progress a slew of bad practice days shows up and i remember can't play for shit.
Told myself I would work to live and indulge my interests in the time in between obligations, but if I have no talent for my passions, my life is just work...and work that I dont care for at that. :(
>>713269787
She's a kid and you're clearly shit at telling people what to do. How do you let a literal child get the better of you?
>>713269787
You'd be washing them anyway if she weren't there, with no blowjobs and fucking.
Are you retarded or something? Just think of it this way: The money you're investing to keep her there with you is all going toward a no-strings-attached fucktoy.
God damn, anon, don't be such a crybaby little bitch because you have to clean up after yourself, holy fucking shit.
>>713244161
I fucked a lot and with a lot of different girls when I was 15-19. I played guitar in a band, was fit etc. Now I'm 22 and have letten myself go pretty bad since I don't find any real sex drive anymore.
Whenever the subject of sex comes up at a party or in a discussion with people that don't know me too well I lie and give them a far lower number bc it always feels like people don't believe me when I tell the truth and instead think im some fat pathological liar who wants attention.
>>713269179
I guess so, but if a close friend suddenly told you that he wants you to fuck him in the ass how would you feel?
>>713270336
Not him but I have gay friends that want to fuck me. I'm honestly not bothered.
>>713270036
What are my options? Take the controllers to work with me? The weed too? I've asked her to do shit, and it's always puppy dog eyes and appeals to my cock.
>>713270070
So you think leave well enough alone and just keep the status quo. Better to wash dishes and have my dick wet then to wash them and have nothing.
Her body is really nice and tight.
>>713270685
Yes, man. As long as she works hard on that dick, you should call it even-stevens and keep her around. If she ever slacks on cock duty though, give her the boot. Plus, you can probably try and get her into the weird shit. Candle wax and biting and leather whips and shoving a whole squid up her ass, that kind of shit.
>>713244161
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Getting pretty lonely at the moment, I can be quite content and humble by myself. However recently I've been feeling pretty down.
I have an abnormally intense hatred towards transmen. I have no idea where it came from and I dont know how to stop it. it scares me just how much joy I get from harassing them and telling them to kill themselves. I shouldn't be feeling this way about people nor should I be treating them this way...
>>713270972
Have you fucking killed yourself yet, matey?
Obviously not because you're still here.
Forget living and being alive, death is the way of the future.
Swallow a bottle of your mom's pills today! You're a fedora fucking wearing faggot, and another sheep among the ignorant masses. Ignore any advice telling you not to die, killing yourself is the real deal.
>>713270685
>I've asked her to do shit, and it's always puppy dog eyes and appeals to my cock.
Then resist. Dont act like a thirsty virgin, act like a man.
>>713268307
are you gay?
>>713270505
Oh ok. I thought people would find it a bit more unnerving I guess.
I sat in the bathroom during lunch everyday for all 4 years of high school because I didnt have any friends and didnt want to be seen alone eating. The staff and counselors eventually called me into the office to talk to me about maybe getting counseling and suicide prevention. I wanted to kill myself more after that.
>>713271154
You harass them in person or online?
>>713244161
I get random urges to go out and hunt women in the night to rape them.
Never gave in to the urges though.
>>713244161
long time bachelor. Fallen in love with the woman I want to spend forever with. But shes my sister. Shes fallen on hard times and moved into my spare room. GF hates her being here. Will break up with GF and toss her out after the holidays.
>>713270685
Give her an allowance that's based on tasks she accomplished. Basically treat her like a child. She'll like it.
>>713271384
I mean, some might. But if he's really your friend he shouldnt give you any shit about it. Obviously dont randomly grab his dick or anything crazy like that.
>>713271505
Why, you a Faggot?
>>713244161
I boner for little girls. I look away. I try not to think about it. But the boner knows.
>>713270685
I'm more interested in where you found a hot young runaway to make into your fuck puppet.
Start punishing her for not doing her chores, I'm sure that's what she wants anyway.
I put a fake smile on for the entire world. I feel like shit and I hate myself. I sometimes wonder how I get work done and why I even bother. Fuck me. I'm an asshole and I want someone to kill me. Best part of all, nobody will miss me. I'm worthless.
>>713271365
As much as I hate to say it, yeah. Yeah I am. Well, more bi tbh. But yeah, pretty fucking gay.
My niece was really young(maybe 4), she got on my lap and started bouncing around. I got a huge boner and she felt it and asked what it was. I quickly hid it and said it was my phone in my pocket, thankfully she never mentioned it to anyone.
I havent had sex in 4 years. And even then it was with my cousin.
>>713271787
Don't feel bad, man. It's nature. I boner for 'em too, all the time. You just gotta keep that shit on the real down low, unfortunately.
>>713271779
Yeah, I don't think I'll be doing anything that out there anyway. It would only end in tears and lots of dropped spaghetti on my behalf.
>>713271490
More straight forward online, but I'll do more hidden insults while speaking. Mostly towards those who are already insecure about their masculinity Ex: "oh really? My aunts are the same way!" "Reminds me what my sisters and mom would always do."
>>713271904
Everybody gay sometimes, mate.
How do I sell drugs?
I have the opportunity to aquire various pain pills and nerve pills.
Any idea how much I could make starting out? Not worried about the legal risks, I live in an area where it takes like an hour for a cop to reach anyone.
>>713272240
How many trans people do you know? I've met plenty of faggy dudes in my time but not many trans (that I know of)
>>713272131
Last time I had sex was with your cousin, too. It was at the big gang bang party for your mom.
>>713271904
I've had gay sex with some close friends before, don't really pay attention to any other guys. Guess that means I can be pretty fucking gay nonetheless.
>>713272270
You dont know any drug takers?
>>713272453
Cool. You take any pics?
>>713272506
Shit anon, my entire town is junkies.
>>713272756
Just start selling to the least threatening/crazy ones then.
>>713270685
Post more pics
>>713271904
are you into him?
>>713272492
What was it like afterwards? Like was it awkward at all?
>>713272391
Just a handful. Two of which are close friends of mine. Neither one could count as passing. Oddly enough I have more respect for the ones who do more then cut their hair and take some drugs. They actually try to play the part.
>>713272912
Yeah
>>713244161
I roofied my niece and fucked the shit out of her, came inside her too. I also did it to my best friend's girlfriend.
>>713244161
I have mildly cheated on my gf with a sexy cali chick. Shes trying to ask me out to drinks/adding me on fb ect and i need to lay low. Any tips /b/?
>>713273071
Kill her?
>>713272997
Sure. If I can tell you're trans within 5 seconds of meeting you, you're doing a shitty job in my book.
>>713273071
>mildly cheated
The hell does that mean?
>>713265509
Signs of schizophrenia, seek help. Theres no such thing as the brain picking up microwaves as sound.
>>713272898
Yes I know that, but I don't want to be seen as a dealer. It's a small town where everybody knows everybody. Would it be best to just sell to another dealer? That way, I would only be making deals with one person, instead of several each day
I think about my mom when I have sex with my gf.
>>713273160
If only bro
>>713273218
oral on her behalf
>>713273071
youre fucked, girls always find out
>>713272140
>>713271787
Same. Hold me, /b/ros. Yesterday I saw the prettiest loli I have ever seen irl while getting groceries. I couldn't stop staring and was afraid of her mom catching on. I didn't even have lewd thoughts, she was just so fucking pretty.
I hate myself tbh fam.
>>713273324
the cali chick goes back to the US in 6 months...
>>713273262
yes
>>713273360
Don't hate yourself. Hate the society that treats you like a demon for your natural and healthy interests.
>>713262977
Fuck her, then steal her phone and run to the bathroom and lock the door or something, and delete all evidence. Keep the evidence on your phone. Problem solved.
>>713271704
Okay. Good advice. I'll try the allowance thing.
>>713271816
I met her outside a show. She literally had a backpack filled with all her shit. She asked me if she could bum a cigarette from me. We started talking and it started raining. She told me she had nowhere to go and didn't want to sleep on the street again. I let her come back to my place and we hit it off and had a lot of fun. I told her she could stay as long as she needed. Here we are.
>>713270685
Sell her panties online and have her do camshows. Hire a maid with the cash. If the only thing she can do is please sexually, well, use it to cover everything she can't do.
>>713244200
Don't listen to these other fags, just ask her out on a date and go from there
I want to fuck my Latvian neighbour. She's a bit older and I knows she would too.
>>713273189
You're telling me. I get so pissed off when I see people crying or ranting about how they were "misgendered" by people when they were a fucking dress and make up while in public. God doesn't help when a good chunk of my friends try to be pc all the damn time
I am 34 years old. I am married. I have been chatting with a girl online who will turn 18 in January. She wants to fuck. I don't want to ruin my life. Should I stay with my wife, fuck the girl on the side, or go with the younger girl?
>>713273646
Honestly, I don't want to pursue her, but I won't reject a potential relationship if opportunity presents
>>713273742
Fuck her once, after she becomes of age.
Not worth leaving your family for some little poon
>>713273697
>when a good chunk of my friends try to be pc all the damn time
This is an issue I face sometimes. Recently a mentally ill drug addict girl I know has started saying she's a boy. Everyone is playing into her delusion except me. It's not healthy for anyone.
>>713273322
forgot pic, my mom
>>713273458
>healthy interests
Normalizing it just encourages more consumption of illicit photos/videos, which is indirectly responsible for kids getting hurt. You're a bad fuckin person for what you just said.
Stop justifying this shit to yourself.
>>713273742
Jesus dont leave your wife for some young pussy. She's just a dumb teen, she'll dumb your old ass some as some jock comes along.
>>713273893
Now lets see your gf.
>>713273742
If it's just about sex and you're happy in your marriage: Hire a hooker, be done with it in an afternoon, have an easy life. Use a condom
>>713271786
Why not or just why?
>>713273458
I don't know about natural. She was maybe 9yo. It fucks with my mental health. I'm not no demon for sure though lmao, I wouldn't hurt anyone of any age
>>713273458
Oh goody. The 'society is the real monster' strain of pedos.
>>713274142
Are you fucked in the head? If that's your real gf you're wasting her. Jesus if I was fucking that the only thing I'd be thinking is how lucky I am.
>>713272903
Here
>>713273947
Gonna stop you right there, douchebag. I'm not telling people to go out and download child pornography, and that's a huge leap to make from what I actually said, so you can kindly go fuck yourself. Whether you like it or not, it is natural and healthy for adults to be attracted to minors. If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen. Fact. Nature is always natural. Treating attraction to minors like a crime akin to downloading and distributing child pornography or as far as child molestation is exactly the kind of attitude that can lead to actual abuse rather than providing people with those interests a healthy and harmless outlet.
>>713274308
she is super hot, and I love her...idk, just something about thinking about my mom is even hotter to me
>>713274384
>it is natural and healthy for adults to be attracted to minors. If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen.
It is natural and healthy to want to be a serial killer. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713274553
Most people do want to be serial killers. Why do you think games like Grand Theft Auto are so popular? Fantasy fulfillment. If you were to tell me you've never fantasized about killing people, you're a goddamned liar and we both know it. But most people don't go and actually do it, just like most people attracted to children don't go and actually create or view child pornography.
>>713274553
It is natural and healthy to want to be a 400 lb hambeast. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713268359
Learn her how to clean, coock, and do all these stuff you fool.
>>713274553
Finally he gets it
My sister was raped as a teen. That was years ago and she has gotten on with her life. I'd mostly forgotten it and didn't think about it, but after starting to spend time on /b/ and reading the stuff here it's kind of reawakened the memory. Now when I see her all I can think about is raping her and taking what I want from her.
>>713273869
Jesus how do you put up with it? I feel like I'm going to slip up.
I feel you. Except at times I do play along, but that has to do with minipulation and shit. Like I said put them down with them realizing it at first.
Can I ask? Are they doing the whole anti-white man thing? I'll admit I'll do my share of white jokes, but I'm starting g to think they actually have a dislike. Hell! Last week I actually had to explain to a friend that yes in fact white people can be subjected to racism.
I'm a liberal that hates other liberals and SJWs, makes me ashamed of being a liberal tbh fam
>>713274806
It is natural and healthy to eat human flesh. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
Ate a pot cookie. I feel like i cant breathe. also feel like im moving too fast and my phonee cant keep up?
>>713275009
I fucking feel you
>>713274384
Stop being dense you're trying to normalize it, you had may as well be saying go download some. You can do your mental gymnastics if you want but you're indirectly harming kids with your encouragement.
>>713274806
Nobody wants to be a 400lb hambeast except the people with a fetish for it. Even still, acting on it isn't healthy and normal, but the desires certainly are.
Come at me with another stupid, misaligned hypothetical. I've got a few more minutes.
>>713275052
Just relax and ride it out brother. Put some funny shit on tv and chill.
>>713244161
>in love with a girl from across the world
>live in Macedonia
>trying to make easy money with friends
>make up fake news stories about US election
>make up crazy stories about Hillary and Trump
>nearly solely responsible for all the things the world now believes
>no one will believe me
>Trump is my fault
>kek ohwell
>gg america
>>713273007
Pics
>>713274392
kill urself, so I can have ur gf and her big tits. Actually nvm, ill just come cuck you
>>713275091
You're a dumb faggot if you think wanting to fuck an 8 year old is normal or healthy.
>>713271154
but just imagine hate fucking this guy. having him squirt all over your cock loving every second of the abuse
>>713275020
It is natural and healthy to want to fuck a dog. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713275109
Netflix nd chill with me?
I want an affaire with my short blonde haired older neighbourwife. I cant stop thinking about her pussy
>best fried of 5 years
>date her for 2
>best relationship ever because we almost never argue and get along so well
>break up as distance becomes an issue
>still love her
>she finds another guy after 6 months
>she sends me a long message telling me she is sorry and knows this hurts me, how this is hard for her, not to blame myself, she wants me to be happy, how she still considers me her best friend, etc.
>about to beg for her to give us another chance but realize that will do more harm than good
>call her after a couple of days
>ask her to block me
>tell her I'll talk to her again one day when I'm ready
>we both are holding back tears and hang up
When I talk to her again, I want to blow her away and every little detail counts. I want a better body, explore relationships with other women to see if she was "the one" and to help pass the time (I'm not gonna be sad over her while she gets dicked without my fair share of pussy), pick up MMA and do a couple fights, learn skills, make money and be more social.
Maybe this journey will lead me to someone else, but for now she is who I want. If the relationship ended because of compatibility issues then I'd probably not bother, but she was perfection to me. I have one shot at life and I won't settle for anything less than what I find perfect. Not without trying anyway. I'll have the money to fix distance after graduating, but it all depends on her. If and when that relationship ends, I'm taking it that oppurtunity.
>>713275088
FYI shkreli faps to cp
>>713275304
Oh like this guy>>713268990
I turned down a 9/10 13yo when I was 18. 22 now and still a virgin.
>>713275088
I am trying to normalize the notion that people are attracted to minors, because that is the situation in the world. But you saying I "may as well be saying go download some" is a steaming pile of shit. I don't need mental gymnastics to reach the conclusion I shouldn't step in it. As for indirectly harming kids, I think you should take a better look at yourself, kettle.
Anyone here voice act?
>>713275572
You missed your chance for young pussy as soon as you turned 18. That's gotta be shitty.
>>713260142
3.15?
>>713273513
you live with a runaway whore, you exchange room for sex. if you had principles, you'd tell her that your relationship is over and you need to pay a portion of the rent within the next month or to get out. because today, now, you value money and order more than her.
>>713244161
My girlfriend is friends with her exes. One of them is from out of state and just came into town. She decided to go hang out with him today. She's texted me a few times but she's been hanging out with him for like 6 hours.
Should I be concerned? Or is that normal?
>>713275965
Check her social media and see if she's posting pics of them seeing the sights around town. If she is you're probably OK. If she isn't, then she's been too busy taking multiple loads from him.
>>713275091
It is natural and healthy to want to fuck a corpse. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713275965
You might as well just breakup with her just to be safe. You dont want to be that loser who gave his girl back to her ex.
>>713275656
You're wrong. The majority of normal men prefer women aged 20 and over. If you like anything younger then I'd say you're a potential danger to society and need treatment or prison
>>713275891
Its hard to see the logic when she shakes that little ass at me. Yes... I should do that, but I don't want money. I just don't want to clean after I get home from work. I want the house picked up, laundry done and the sink empty.
I'm realizing that maybe I just ride this out for as long as it's good and keep burying my dick in her.
>>713276362
I would go that far. Nothing wrong with wanting to fuck 18 year olds.
>>713276362
So men who like girls 16, 17, 18 and 19 are a potential danger to society and need treatment or prison? Shit, there goes half the world. We're going to need bigger prisons.
>>713276167
I take it you're a little slow, given you've tried this exact approach several times already and it's failed you at every turn. Sorry, but that's all the time we have on our show today, tune in next time if you want to be humiliated like the retard that you are again.
>>713275965
I'm friends with my ex-gf and I would never fuck her.
>>713276561
It is natural and healthy to want to suicide bomb a bus. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713276362
>The majority of normal men prefer women aged 20 and over.
For dating, yeah, sure. For sex, hell the fuck not. There is not one man who doesn't fantasize about fucking teen pussy.
>>713275656
And we've made some progress! Now, how are you to explain your innocence in the indirect production of cp while you're influencing its consumption? Before you try and pick that sentence apart too, you can't suggest it's normal without encouraging consumption, these things are fundamentally related.
How do I tell my best friend I wanna date her
>>713276506
its not much different, instead of money, it's that her rent is being raised to include the labor of home maintenance. you should draw up a contract. if you have one, you should also check your rent/lease agreement to see if its legal for you to sublet your space.
>>713265462
You're one 4chan killer.
I'm the other.
You're my next target.
>>713276832
If you need to ask that question in /b/ you're going to fail
Practice chicks are a thing for a reason, underage b&. Get to it.
>>713276561
It is natural and healthy to want to mutilate wildlife for sport. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713276832
"Hey baby, me and you, we goin' on a date. And that's just how it is"
>>713276832
I wanna date you
I hated the commute from my job so I quit.
Now I'm worried about the future, but it wasn't worth it.
>>713276506
Any fully nude?
>>713244161
My girlfriend is in Ireland. She isn't exactly hurrying to get home because here in the States we live in a shithole, redneck town that's like a black hole. She's been there since June. Every time we get close to the date she's supposed to return, she pushes it back further.
Thanks for listening
>>713265509
What sucks about people with this delusion is, if you try to tell them they have a mental delusion, they think you're part of the conspiracy.
If you really believe people are trying to harass you via microwaves, then study up on how microwaves work and learn how to block them.
I got my dick sucked by a tranny hooker. It was disgusting. I haven't been to prostitute outside of a brothel in Europe, and boy did I not have any fucking clue what I was doing. I felt like if I had tried to get out of there I would have gotten shot by some back alley cracked up pimp. Holy shit was I uncomfortable. And because I had no clue what I was doing, I go in, this fucking twig of a man with no voice and a wig takes me in and puts his disgusting fucking mouth on my penis, and I didn't know what to do. Like I said, I don't want to piss anyone off who might be willing to fight for that blowjob money. And I didn't know how to ask "how much can I pay you not to suck my dick and let me go". Fuck. It's been 2 days. So far no symptoms. Herpes can take up to 3 weeks before symptoms show, I know that's the most likely thing I could have gotten from this, and based on the (admittedly small) research I've done, the chances of contracting anything are really low in oral sex as long as there isn't any broken skin. This bitch also said she was ddf, and after sucking me off didn't swallow and rinsed her fucking mouth out with alcohol and peroxide, so I'm hping this desprate skinny, unhealthy looking thing is at least more competent than I am when it comes to diseases. Holy shit. Never again. Every little prick from my pubic hairs turns me into a god damn paranoid wreck. Fuck craigslist, and fuck not thinking things through when you're horny. Jesus christ, pregnancy scares aren't this bad, at least you can get rid of a fetus. Herpes and HIV are for life. The fuck was I thinking.
>>713277034
It is natural and healthy to want to dress up in a fur suit and fuck each other. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713277096
How long was the commute?
>>713277348
HIV from a blowjob? Uhh...Pretty sure saliva doesn't carry the virus. Did you have any open cuts or anything on your dick? Did they have any sores or cuts before sucking it?
>>713267679
No, it is not unlikely. It is impossible. Microwaves don't fucking read minds.
There is no technology that can do what you claim.
I'm sorry. I really am. I hate to have to break this to you, but you are paranoid schizophrenic. You need to go on some antipsychotics.
>>713277495
When I started it was 1-1.5 hours both way. Then September hit and school came back and then it went to 2-2.5 hours eachway, then the weather started to get bad and now it's sometimes 3+ hours.
I torture small animals. Kind of have a feeling if I stop, I'll hurt other people.
I have been watching my dad masturbate all the time secretly. Our computer is facing away from the doorway, so I just stand by the door and watch him through the crack. I have seen a wide range of things. Teen, granny, my mom nude pics, and even my girlfriend...
>>713277680
its not micrwaces its scalar waves. not the guy youre talking too but hes got it wrong.
friend, look up scalar waves. youll be able to sort it out then.
>>713265462
>vancouver
try again
>>713265509
I understand it's hard to take from people on the internet, especially an anonymous message board, but it sounds to me like you may need some psychiatric help with these delusions. I know it seems scary and you're very convinced what you believe is true, but maybe just talking it out with a professional and maybe getting some medication could help improve your quality of life.
>>713277828
Stop encouraging his delusion.
>>713276760
>There is not one man who doesn't fantasize about fucking teen pussy.
Citation needed
>>713277680
You talk like you work for the microwave neural tech corporates. Always the same answers. Some people are getting real tired of your shit.
>>713277797
I know my dad faps to my gf too. Don't know if I should be mad or take it as a compliment.
>>713273742
dont fuck your life with a brainless teen, a fuck is just a fuck.
>>713270685
The fuck are you complaining about?!
My wife doesn't cook, clean, OR do dishes. She plays vidya and DOESN'T fuck me for weeks on end!
At least she has a job tho.
>>713278096
I find it kinda hot. I have seen him cum to her. Its nice to know im not the only one to find her attractive.
>>713277557
No sores as far as I could tell. I mean I didn't inspect the inside of their mouth, but nothing visible on the outside. And no open cuts as far as I could tell, though I have read about microtears and I did trim my pubes a few days before with an electric trimmer. They're still a bit prickly so every time my dick presses into one it sets me off. I couldn't sleep last night.
>>713269787
I'm doing that but dont even get the apology.
consider yourself fucking lucky m8, at least she isn't constantly demanding your attention as well.
>>713278178
Are you me? At least she pays the bills.
>>713277557
Saliva does carry the virus and blowjobs definitely can result in infection.
Kissing is actually less likely. Can't recall the reason though.
I AM GOD
>>713271704
How many good girl points will she need to save up for tendies?
>>713253413
Been 4 hrs already. No reply. Hopefully she is just busy tonight.
>>713254483
Copy pasta
>>713278208
I'm telling you, the chances from you getting HIV from a blowjob are insanely low. If you're concerned, go get a STD test and you'll have your answer in a few days
>>713278310
No it doesn't. Christ look shit up before you try to freak someone out.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/basics/transmission.html
>>713278350
i found god
on the corner of /b/ and a secrets thread
where jessi, was all but pwned
all alone, posting his last shitty post
i said "where you been?"
he said "in a ylyl thread"
>>713276506
Keep at it. And don't get her pregnant. I've been in a lot of relationships and I've noticed that girls who are good about cleaning and doing chores don't have the libido of a hot little fucktoy. It's rare to find one who is good at both. Enjoy what you have.
>>713277414
>It is natural and healthy to want to dress up in a latex / leather suit and fuck each other. If it wasnt, it wouldnt happen.
>>713278500
It's not, the same guy just posts it a lot.
>>713275707
I do around 2-8 hours a week depending on business. Why?
>>713244161
I am currently going to university and am failing classes. Not due to bad grades or anything (when I go to classes I get nearly perfect A's). But I face severe anxiety, and classrooms make me so nervous for some reason. It kills me to know that I can do good, but am just inhibiting myself due to an irrational fear that I cannot get over.
bump
>>713276506
she's a runaway. if she goes to the police, she gets taken back to where she came from.
You have leverage there you can get her to do chores with if you want, but I'd consider your situation pretty much perfect as is.
OP make new thread? Or I will.
