Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>713223307 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713223307
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Claimed.
>>713235354
>>713235761
Yay! The kitties behaving?
>>713235815
More or less. They're chilling right now
Sameji claim'd
>>713236014
CAN I SEE A PICTURE OF THEM!
>>713235492 (Akame)
Oh damn, so you're in QC? I didn't realize that. I keep in touch with an old friend in the Gaspésie area. I'd go there for the hell of it to check out the scenery and sights, but the language barrier would kick my ass.
I guess seeing more holidays and birthdays go by can be pretty demotivating. What sucks about getting older is that you blink and it's all gone by again, even faster.
What do you feel might be holding your will back?
>>713236451
Sure
Claim
>>713234309 (akame)
I don't know
>>'713234416 (Fran)
Yes
>>713234487
*Hi goku*
>>713234950 (Shinoa)
Ok
>>713236740
THEY'RE ALL CUDDLED UP! I WANT TO SET MY HEAD ON THIS PILE OF FUZZ!
Here is a pupper
>>713237151
Nice
Fran
>>713236740
>>713237258
Lizrard are superior pets
>Sameji
Found a pretty nice pic of Galil
>>713237151
-hugs-
>>713237258
They'd cut you. I mean scratch.
>>713237408
They are pretty neat, I admit. But kittens rule them all
>>713237408
>Not turtle
Lmao
>Galil
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713237408
I had a Leopard Gecko a long time ago, he was a qt.
I want a snek or a tarantula one day, probably when I move out of the dorms
>>713237542
W-worth
Life is like soccer.
My mom signed me up for it and expected me to try.
>>713237533
*hugs back*
My two dogs, one insisting on hijacking a luggage carrier.
>Houki
>>713237542
my cat is fat and annoying and old
>>713237708
nyet, beardie is best reptile
>>713237771
git snek
>>713238317
First its the luggage, then it's the plane
>>713237708
WHAT IS HIS NAME? WHY IS HE SO QT?
>>713238112
Same though
>>713238323
I could have both!
Snek is a better pet, can be handled and booped
>>713238228
You're amazing
-hugs tightly-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4s4lAEzCI
>>713238323
Well, I don't play on overfeeding those two. Old... that's gonna happen anyway. I like these two rascals
>>713238543
*Hugs tightly back*
when people ask if you have a girlfriend, do you say yes because your waifu?
>>713239047
-hugs close-
>>713238612
Is that you?
>>713238421
Unfortunately I suck at soccer.
>>713239175
A waifu is a way more intimate relationship than a mere 3dpd gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
>>713239435
so yes?
>>713238612
poshe voish?
>>713238421
and you can ask people if they wanna see your anaconda then show them snek
>>713238660
I didn't either, but he stress eats
>>713239175
you bet your ass i do
>>713239540
you bet your ass that's pathetic :o
>>713239435
I thought only americans called it soccer, soccer
>>713239175
Nobody asks me if i have a girlfriend
>>713239254
*Hugs close back*
>>713239536
It isn't even comparable, so no.
>>713239612
Unfortunately there are a lot of them here, so I said soccer to avoid confusion, confusion.
>>713237406
Yoshino is a fucking cute
>>713239678
>>713239254
>>713239047
>>713238543
kys
>>713239732 (You) (You)
>>713237713
What was the deal with this anime? It set all the girls up like psychos that needed to be in the prison school but all any of them needed was a hug.
It's like they switched directors after the second episode.
>>713239732
futbol is boring anyways, saturday
>>713239678
why not? :o
>>713239540
Sounds strange. Why is your cat stressed?
>>713239678
-hugs you-
>>713239772
Does someone need a huuuug?
-hugs-
>>713239435
Same though
Im shit at team sports
>>713239540
Would be funny when I get a bf
>>713239772
You first
>>713239900
I don't talk to people and anyone i do knows that i don't have one
>>713240001
*Hugs you back*
>>713239175
No because I'm not pathetic
>>713239753
too generic moe for me
>>713240091
-hugs your arm-
>>713240194
I mean, she's still adorable
>I like moe characters because cute af
>>713240194
you mean you don't love your waifu?
>>713240091
you need to be more social :o
Huh, this is the least shitposting I've seen in a thread in a long time
>>713240669
Well, it's Winter, not Summer
>>713240669
Hey garde!
>>713240441
I don't like them
>>713240449
No, she's a fictional girl
>>713240431
*Hugs your arm back*
>>713240449
I can't
>>713240751
Damn, you've got a point with that one.
>>713240758
Hey there Fran! You excited to get back to your studies? :^)
>>713240762
I'm a sucker for lolis though
>>713240898
Yes actually, I have a cellular biology class and can't wait!
>>713240969
Just don't sucker a Loli
That's a crime
>>713240050
10/10 pickup line
>>713239918
I think he has separation anxiety, he's a weirdo
>>713239852 (A)(Hoy)
>>713239900
To be honest, it can be kinda dull at times, calendar.
>>713240050
Teams suck, they can't be better than the weakest chain.
It sucks to be the bottleneck, but it also sucks to be held back.
Solo sports all the way!
>>713240898
Well duh, of course
How are you?
>>713241253
Sure seems like a weirdo to me
>>713241253
Want to see my snek? He is a long one~
>>713241295
Or extreme sports like whitewater kayaking
>>713240781
-want to rp?-
>>713241542
*Sure*
>>713241687
-okay, you start-
>>713241451
Shitty
I'm having a tough time trying to find work, and college applications are annoying as hell...
But at least now I have my U.S. citizenship.
>>713241096
That sounds awesome! You really took some neat courses, huh?
>>713241829
*Knocks on your door*
>>713241890
Finding work is never easy, I can guarantee you that. Doesn't matter where you live. I wrote one year applications after attending a business school.
I got into a grocery store. Stuck cleaning the counter and cutting sausages for customers
>>713242092
-walks over to the door-
Who is it?
>>713240969
lolis are the worst
>>713242192
*Nobody*
>>713241451
he's 13 years old and about 24 pounds
>>713241513
come to my room and i'll let my snek out in private
Heya!
>>713241890
I also have Calc 2, another freshman studies, and a physics class
Already a citizen?
Go to Milwaukee! It's a long as time away, but I'm worth it, right?
>>713242318
L E W D
>>713242315
-answers the door-
Nobody who?
>>713242345
hi
>>713240969
>A sucker for lolis.
I will show you true [spoiler] cutteness [/spoiler] terror!
>>713241513
That too can be pretty fun, but it requires certain conditions and a lot of time.
>>713242232
Consider suicide, low life.
>>713242183
>business school
>Wursttheke
Was für ein erbärmlicher Verein war das denn? Oder meintest du ein Wirtschaftsgymnasium?
>>713242566
Hi anon. How was your Thanksgiving?
>>713242753
It was awful
I ate alone.
God, I'm so fucking lonely.
>>713242318
10 kilo, wew, that's one heavy cat you got there. Not good.
>>713242723
Wirtschaftsgymnasium, aye
>>713242443
wew lad, I guess it's time for a road trip ;^)
>>713242183
Damn... I suppose life just sucks like that
Just dropping by to claim BEST imouto.
Kurome claimed.
>>713242882
Being alone is much better than being with people. I had a people overload and it messed me up until this morning
>>713242566
*Nobody -_-*
>>713243370
A people overload?
Were you anxious or something?
I'm sorry to hear about that.
>>713241096
Only if it's a 3D loli ;)
>>713242232
I wholeheartedly disagree
>>713242622
>screams in cute
>>713243469
-<6-
>>713243478
I just genuinely don't like being around people. It is not that I get nervous or anxious. They just sort of disgust me.
Maybe that is a bit autistic or something
>>713242443
Lewd
>>713242950
yea, if he weren't so old i'd be trying to get him to loose weight
>>713243728
lewd
Well, I guess there is no harm in letting the cat stay fat when he/she is already that old
>>713243686
*<o*
>>713244034
-<3-
>>713242723
But once you get good it's great!
>>713243013
WEW! ROAD TRIP!
>>713243565
Yes, no molesto
>>713243728
>>713243993
Lewd is good, but more so if yaoi lewd
>>713243723
Can you describe how they "digust" you?
That does sound like autistic behaviour to me.
>>713243565
Yes, scream for [spoiler] more cute lolis [/spoiler] mercy!
>>713244256
>screams in loli
>>713235695
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
Can girls feel love too?
or is it only in anime?
>>713243993
yea, not worth the effort
>>713244192
all lewd is good lewd
Mikasa Ackerman is mine
>>713244603
Only in anime. Also girls can't love girls
>>713244240
Like they just talk so much and about nothing and the way they act, eat, move. It all sort of bothers me. Usually its not too bad, but I had to put up with it like 3 days in a row and I just needed some seclusion after that.
>>713244171
*<8*
>>713244192
I don't have yaoi lewd
I find girls aesthetically more appealing than boys
>>713244685
Especially since your cat will sooner or later die anyway.
>>713244774
And the people on the internet are less disgusting?
>>713244774
I don't think I want to live in a world where girls can't love girls.
Everyday I'm becoming more convinced that being 3D is suffering.
>>713244603
That's actually a good question. Women don't love men the way men love women. For example a man will love a woman for the woman, but a woman will love a man for the resources he provides; i e money, car, social status, house, etc.
>>713244813
-I <5 you-
>>713242950
Naja, heutzutage ist das Abi alleine auf dem Arbeitsmarkt auch nicht mehr wert als ein Realschulabschluss. Der Vorteil ist nur, dass man studieren kann.
>>713244192
Probably, I only ever did it with mild and slow streams.
>>713244256
I don't know if you have noticed, but that loli is very cute!
>>713244603
Girls don't think like the humans do. They don't know feeling such as loyalty or love.
>>713244685
Lewd is life
>>713244894
Awwwww
I like guys. Girls can be cute though, like Fran
>>713244894
I bet you kiss girls, faggot
>>713244894
Sort of. Two parts to that. One is that, I still don't like to talk with people on the internet. It makes me feel obligated to do something, and I don't like feeling obligated to do anything.
Secondly, I only enjoy threadposting because everything is so fast and forgettable. Also, you are all cute anime images and not real humans. If I saw a picture of irl you, then I would be disgusted and probably not talk to you anymore.
>>713244938
One of my neighbors were these old lesbians from New York. I don't think you want that kind of girls love
>>713245230
-ok-
>>713245063
Genau... ist recht lächerlich das ganze
>>713245067
Exactly~
>>713245109
Yes
>>713245176
That sounds pretty strange but I think I can relate to it a bit.
But you really don't have to feel obligated to answer to anyone who gives you a (You)
>>713245296
Why do you put dashes in your posts?
>>713245386
-That's a stupid question-
-Because I want to?-
>>713245296
*Ok*
>>713245378
>But you really don't have to feel obligated to answer to anyone who gives you a (You)
That was my point. I do feel a bit obligated when I get a steam/skype/discord private message
>>713245176
>murders internally
Fact: Mikasa could kick your waifu's with no effort
>>713245378
Wow what a faggot.
He kisses girls
>>713245420
>
>>713245501
Seems dumb.
>>713245063
I've kayaked in some pretty big rivers, the upper Ocoee was pretty nice
https://youtu.be/EwX-4hlXnUI
>>713245378
And both Charas
>>713245420
A qt
>>713245544
Why would they fight?
Also can she keep Fran down?
>>713244894
I'm surprised he's lived this long
>>713245067
indeed so
>>713245378
Joa mei, man braucht für ein Studium eben eine solide Grundausbildung, von daher stört mich das wenig. Hattest du etwa vor direkt auf Dauer zu arbeiten?
>>713245420
Ohayuno!
>>713245666
Checked.
>>713245751
Looks fun! Though I'd rather do it with a smaller boat.
>>713245538
My King!! How was your Thanksgiving buddy?
>>713245666
Hail Satan
>>713245905
It was a month ago, my friend! Did you have a good one?
>>713245536
Ah, I see.
I just tend to ignore them when I don't want to deal with it
>>713245544
After some tries, no she couldn't
>>713245666
Yes, god damn me
>>713245751
that's gay
>>713245870
I wonder how long he'll live.
>>713245687
-How does it seem dumb?-
Explain.
>>713245929
hail satan
>>713246019
Lol omg who are you?
>>713246088
Because it is unnecessary.
>>713245530
-hugs-
>>713245870
To bad I'm single...
>>713245899
I use a kayak, a small one person plastic boat
>>713246019
Only if I said I liked boy Chara more, which I kinda do
>>713245666
>
>>713245751
Where?
>>713245899
Nice pun
I rate kys/10
Hey Shiro
>>713245544
But my waifu can stop time and run away
>>713246230
*Hugs back*
>>713246215
-So? lots of things are unneccessary and you get triggered by what I put inbetween my text?-
-Fuck off.-
>>713246304
-hugs even more-
>>713245992
Oh you aren't from the US?
>>713246019
>I just tend to ignore them when I don't want to deal with it
But that is basically all the time for me
>>713245666
Ohay...no Satan.
>>713244469
You rang?
>>713245063
One of the best!
>>713246563
YOU FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>713246638
Nope! I'm Canadian.
>>713246304
Yeah but your waifu is gay
>>713245751
Fran would easily be pummeled into an irreparable state
>>713246019
Yes she would
Chara is a weakling
>>713246690
she needs her own spin off anime.
>>713246261
And I know you like boy Chara more
>>713246638
>But that's basically all the time for me
So what?
>>713246702
>Chara is a weakling
That's true, but Chara is agile and can try again and again and again. And Chara will try again and again and again
not sleeping yet
>>713246563
*Hugs even even more*
>>713246702
Nice insult. You don't even know who my waifu is
>>713246261
Loli boat is best boat. Though you might hit your head and die alone. But at least there's no one to annoy you.
>>713246282
Mean!
Also hi.
>>713246690
Post cutest pic!
Got to go for a bit
>>713246282
You are!
>>713246702
But she won't die from that. I'm not sure what it takes to kill her
>>713246771
Another qt picture
>>713247148
That's what the helmet is for
>>713246695
-hugs-
It's okay, anon-kun~
>>713246885
-hugs you-
>>713247246
Never said that Mikasa could kill her. But I did say she could kick her ass
>>713246771
Yeah but she won't win because of how weak she is
>>713246690
>screeches
>>713246763
I agree with you on so many levels.
>>713247148
There's a slight problem with that...
>They're all cute!
>>713247246
I thought fags don't use protection and that's why we have aids now?
>>713247765
By god, it is true!
>>713247573
I think you're underestimating her very much. The timeline resets. Mikasa starts with the exact same movements like before. She cannot win in the long run.
>>713247246
hmm... I wonder if I have other male chara pics. Those are rare
>>713247148
I'm only mean because I care
How are you today?
>>713247246
Yea You is pretty cute
Later
Fate has really gone down hill lately.
41If u're faggot pls don't enjoy this link...But if u're not try it "sexychan. site" Only for good anon now!
>>713247441
*Hugs back*
>>713247837
Cute pantsu
>>713248527
-want to erp?-
>>713248106
Doing fine, just a bit tired. How are you?
That's an impressive amount of ohayo pics you've got there!
>>713248643
Hier, nimm noch mehr!
>>713249313
I've already given in to the [spoiler]cute side[/spoiler] dark side
>>713249317
Gonna call it an early night?
I'm okay, kinda had a rough day and feeling down. Hoping I can actually play some none cancerous games soon
And yea I was bored so made some shitty edits
>>713248772
Grabs butt
>>713248772
*Sure*
>>713247573
She is handy with those scalpels though, but not that strong. Her sisters might help her though, or at least Veronica
>>713247837
Before people knew about AIDS yeah, many didn't. Now, I'd think most gays do
>>713247950
The androgynous ones are nice!
>>713248106
And I'm back!
>>713249872
I have to agree! Those are my favourites!
>>713249872
that was quick
>>713249317
Cute! Noch mehr?
>>713249989
That's a real qt one!
>>713250051
Just had to take a quick shower, I was to lazy to this morning
>>713250051
hug me yuno
>>713250344
I was told the artist made this particular one a trap
>
>>713249734
-What?-
>>713249856
-pulls down your pants-
>>713249313
But is it sometimes false?
>>713249482
>early night
Probably not, I can sleep in tomorrow.
>rough day
What happened?
>shitty edits
The essence of ohayo is shitty images, so shitty edits are pro like edits by definition. You are now a confirmed photoshop pro.
>>713249872
You really should. Anal is gross without a rubber.
>>713250236
Zeig doch mal selber was.
I want a bull to fuck my waifu, Hatsune Mikum, and pump her full of kids.
>>713250648
Are you the cuck who used to claim katyusha?
>>713250576
Very rarely.
>>713249396
Good~
>>713250472
W E W
Not too much in to traps. I don't hate them, but I don't really like the crossdressing part.
>>713250576
I will say a few lewd things here so be careful
I have stuck a few things up there, I got a toy meant for it a few months ago. I also got lube and an anal douche. It isn't exactly comfortable, but douching yourself does get you pretty clean
Lewd over
>>713250344
That was a really quick shower damn
>>713250576
Oh that's nice, only late classes?
>what happened
just me being lazy and stupid, had bad games and said some regretable shit to a friend
>photoshop pro
Oh boy I can't wait to put that on my resume
I need someone to snap a pic of them cumming on Miku
>>713251333
>sample
How can I cum on this?
>>713250648
You're the reason Miku is an infamous waifu, you aborrent disgrace.
>>713251588
Would this one work?
Please get your cock in the shot if you do
>>713251747
>>713251747
What's the problem? you can be his bull.
>>713251859
Just start a tribute thread with that request if you really want it.
>>713251110
That's a weird way to say never.
>>713251134
>mfw
>not comfortable
But the toy is? I have a hard time understanding how putting something large and hard in there could possibly feel good.
>>713251141
No classes at all actually, just a field trip.
>bad games
Lol? Because you deserve it if you play that.
>regrettable shit
How bad was it?
>resume
Want me to sign you a certificate?
>>713251333
Trips of lewd!
>>713251141
I didn't have to shave
>>713252590
No, it's the spraying water that's weird
Tons of nerves in the prostate and the sphincter
>>713253134
>Tons of nerves in the sphincter
Is that why taco bell hurts so much?
>>713253649
Sounds logical.
Eat Toxic Hell, Korean, and Indian in the same day, and enjoy the ring of fire.
>>713253649
You don't completely digest capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers spicy, so it is in your shit after eating Taco Bell. That is what burns coming out
>>713253901
WHY!
>>713253901
I might as well use fran's colon cleanser with hot sauce.
>>713254148
Well obviously, but it hurts on the sphincter, not on the prostate. Why not if it's got so many nerves?
Why don't I ever get off if I hold in a shit?
>>713252590
Oh that's cool, field trip to where?
>deserve it
But I am a good goi just want to pleh some games
>how bad
I mean, insulting my best friend is pretty horrible
>sing
Yes please, having a signiture of Shiro anon would make the difference
>>713253134
Don't you always have to save?
>>713255013
We'll look at the logistics in some larger company that produces machine tools. I think it's gonna be pretty cool.
>good goy
Oi vey!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIyPEI1FGoI
>pretty horrible
I mean, were the insults really mean and personal like earlier than you told me to kill myself or was it more than a joyful 'son of a bitch' that hit a little harder than expected?
>sing
I could also sing you a letter of recommendation.
??
>>713250576
I had to find some.
It feels wrong though.
>>713254563
Fuck I don't know, maybe it doesn't hit it right?
The prostrate isn't exactly on the intestine, so it has to be hit a certain way
>>713255013
I did two days ago!
I only have to shave about once a week
>>713255919
Hello!
>>713251983
Hey there, I didn't have that pic, thanks.
>>713255919
>claim
Ach, so schlimm heute?
>>713256054
Yay!
>feels wrong though
Pantsu can never be wrong! I guess you feel that way because they are not striped.
>>713256147
Well, I guess I'll ask my proctologist how to properly get off with my butt.
Please stop talking about your assholes I'm trying to eat Taco Bell
>>713256438
There's striped too, but lower resolution.
Sorry for taking close to an hour to respond though.
>>713256438
ne wir waren bei page 9 und keiner hat was gepostet dann hab ich schnell was gesucht zum posten aber ich hab nur lewds und jibril...
>>713256349
Hey. My pleasure. This one is by the same artist, who happens to be one of favorites.
>>713256657
Gimme 15 minutes.
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>>713256518
Last time I did my anus got all twitchy and the chilly was all over the toilet and the floor. Was like an explosion. The stench! And the pain! Oh, the pain!
>>713256747
Lewds wären okay gewesen.
Claimed.
>>713257010
just in time for last image :o
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