Stick around for a the underside of this pancake
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Stick around for a the underside of this pancake
deliver OP we gotta see
Bust a load on it first
Not too bad
Bump
>lurking uncomfortably
>>713234540
You stole my idea
Jesus christ this is nasty lookin.
>>713234574
>>713234574
Actually pretty nice, OP. Gonna add toppings?
>>713234574
you used too much oil asshat. learn to cook
>>713234464
Try to make one shaped like a dick OP
Making more, on this pleasant 2am morning
>>713234574
You used too much oil to cook it.
what kind of syrup are you using OP?
Development
>>713234916
Add candle wax for extra taste
>>713234916
Wash the fucking handle of your skillet you fucking savage.
Proud of this one
>>713235146
nah, dude, still too much oil
>>713235146
>>713235200
You're not eating it so it's alright with me
OP is ignoring us :'(
Shape one like a dick you fuck
>>713235060
You sound like a bitch
Make one shaped like a dick
>>713235146
Not bad, not bad at all
>>713234464
>Stick around for a the underside of this pancake
waffles are the true master race
Last one before I sleep. It has been a tasty supper.
When there's left for only one more, cum in it.
我喜欢吃 pancake (development of final pancake)
Why didn't the photo post
>>713235849
Flip it you nigger it's overcooking
>>713234464
Use a fucking griddle you poor peice of shit, also use fucking aunt Jemimas pancake mix.
Haha yay looks kuranchi
>>713236061
Fuck you im going to make better pancakes right now you fucking faggot prepare to be btfo
>>713236171
Step one.
A fucking griddle
>>713236333
>pic related
>>713236061
Hurr durr telling me how to live my life huuuururururur boi who hurt you
>>713236384
that is not a griddle, nigger
>>713236384
Make the batter from scratch or fuck off.
>>713236384
i use those to make hash oil. pyrex dish on top of that
>>713236499
Its an electric griddle you cunt
>>713236572
>falling for the electric jew
>>713236499
Yeah it is it's an electric griddle it's pointless and gay
>>713235146
holy shit it looks like a smiling pepe. its just tilted a little
What the hell is this thread? No traps? No furries? No bananas? What board is this?
>>713234666
Listen to Satan, OP.
Satan knows how to make pancakes.
>>713236715
We watching some pancakes being made, got a problem faggot?
>>713236384
Step 2. Replace that chewed up cheap worktop.
>>713236384
Step fucking 2 put on griddle
I love this thread
>>713236919
Step fucking 3, make the perfect fucking pancakes cause im not completely retarded
>>713236919
You used pre-packaged mix didn't you you peasant, also your batter looks watery. And your griddle is pointless.
>>713237033
Nice. OP BTFO!
>>713237033
checked and rekt
OP BTFO
>>713237077
My mix uses fucking eggs and milk cause water makes shit pancakes like op
What kinda syrup you guys eating with it?
>>713237033
These pancakes look fucking disgusting
>>713237033
Best ones in this thread.
Nice!
>>713237033
those are beautiful but OP's look tastier
>>713237263
better than OPs
>>713237247
Yeah well make the batter from scratch, than we'll talk. Or make crepes. Mixing something from the package with milk, big deal.
>>713237033
Pretty good lookin pancakes if I do say so myself, OP
>>713237033
They look nice but op's will taste way better. Yours are too fluffy and not enough oil to make them crunchy and tasty on the outside.
>>713237263
>>713237277
You mean how pancakes are supposed to look? Have you ever been to a panckae house at 4am? Theres look even better
Murica and their pancakes smh, im just about to order a nice chicken kebab with garlic sauce and a can of vimpto. Stick your shitty little pancakes up your holes.
>>713237296
naw
>>713237033
looks really spongy.... Like mashed potatoes. OP's is better by miles
>>713237033
10/10 would eat with maple syrup
>>713237431
They look like cake, no contrast in texture since he didn't oil the griddle the top is brown but not slightly crispy.
Fuck off with your griddles and premade batters, the only way to reliably make legendary pancakes is with years of experience and a time-tested pan
>>713237033
They're far from perfect.
Pancakes is not about the tools.
Pancakes is about love.
>>713237431
Youve clearly never had pancakes, their supposed to be soft an fluffy not crispy and cooked on a gallon of french fry oil
>>713237560
This all of it
>>713237579
nigger, it's all about the tools. This faggot OP was using a skillet and a shit ton of oil. That isn't a pancake, it's just fried batter in a pan.
>>713237603
wrong
>>713237033
>>713237560
Fuck off sous chef
>>713237033
I'm not a fan of the ridged griddle (by any means), but those are pretty superior.
And fuck all you faggots that want to argue about fucking pancakes. You eat them and enjoy them, you don't argue about them.
going to make som batter be back to make proper pancakes
Some serious pancake debates raging in here I hope it doesn't turn violent.
>>713237826
Buttermilk do it
You cheeky Bastard better make 11/10 Pancakes!
>>713237826
calm down buddy this pancake battle doesn't involve you, take a back seat bitch.
>>713237579
Did somebody say "love"?
>>713237033
these look like my granny's footsole
>>713237033
>>713238050
Pleb mobile
>>713237995
I am king of premix pancakes and i say let the peasant try and disregard the constabulary, no need to get crepuscular
Those griddle pancakes look uniform throughout, might as well eat bread if you want fluffy and soft. op is superior
>>713236693
Are you autistic?
>>713238113
t. An american that cooks everything with a minimum of a tablespoon of salted pig fat
Sourdough > Honeywheat > Buttermilk > *Power Gap* > Buckwheat
op's are far better, everybody complaining about "oil" has no idea wtf theyre on about
> /b/ - Pancake battles
I don't hate it.
>>713238216
I'm sorry we can afford food that isn't tubers here in america so bread isn't a delicacy.
enjoy your fucking turnips you eurotrash
>>713237995
Stfup nigger
>>713237033
That shit looks nasty. Would eat only if I was starving.
>>713237396
Pancakes aren't supposed to look like shit you silly willy. They must look soft, warm, and penetrable to be properly enjoyed.
All of you motherfuckers are beautiful and I hope you never change. <3
Also
>>713237033
These made me hungry.
>>713238299
OP could be onto something here. Because why the fuck not.
>>713238404
And thats what mine are, cause i didnt fucking fry them in oil which alter the true taste of them
>>713238299
Sundays should be official /b/ pancake battle days
>>713237579
This guy gets it.
>>713237666
Shut up faggot, is all about the effort you put on them. You may have the most expensive tools in the world for pancakes, but they will still lack from the most important ingredient.... Dedication.
>>713238585
A cast iron griddle is 15 bucks, bro.
>>713238299
>>713238496
>>713238584
>>713238359
Where's your product faggot ? let's see these superior pancakes.
>>713238585
T. a dennys "chef"
Where did the other guy go are you out of flour or something
>>713238797
Holy fuck your retarded did you use a cup of fucking oil?
>>713238059
hahah fuck yea Gordon
>>713238797
WTF ARE YOU DOING
>>713238797
looks promising
>>713238566
>thats what mine are
Oh really? I must be blind then because I don't see it. Those fucking marks on the pancakes is what make them look disgusting. Second did you used oil for make them? How much time did you gave them to be done? I can imagine the uncooked mix inside just by looking at them.
>>713238797
Jeezus that shit looks nasty, you talk the talk but can't walk the walk pancake prick.
>>713238797
Just a tad too much oil, bro...
but I'm sure they'll still be delicious with butter and syrup...
The beauty of pancakes - even "bad" ones are pretty good.
>>713238797
Wtf is this stop, stop now.
>>713238901
He has so much oil in the pan its flowing over the pancake it was ruined before it was done
>>713238797
Let's see more pics of your disgusting kitchen.
>>713237033
you doing it wrong, pannenkoek!
>>713238496
agreed.
>>713237033
>color: 8/10
almost complexion, reminiscent of hot azn waifu; if only you didn't burn those edges
>texture: 2/10
it's not a rippled potato chip fgt, get a flatter griddle
>shape: 9.9/10
almost perfectly cylindrical; circular with sharp edges. the model pancake.
>depth: 10/10
not too thick, not too thin. fit with just a bit of meat. 10/10 would fuck
>>713238797
Your pan is not hot enough, or at all, why did you use a cup of oil
>>713238797
DON'T LET THE OIL FOOL YOU
LETS JUST SEE HOW IT LOOKS ON THE FLIP BEFORE WE JUDGE...
We must be sensible people! Sensible!!
>>713235060
That shit ain't coming off. Clearly your mom still cooks for you
>>713238922
You mean the griddle marks? Are you retarded?
>>713238641
I can make exquisite pancakes with a 5 dollars pan.
>>713238723
I'm right and you know it.
TIS is a pancake
>>713235060
its called the noble rust, you know shit
>>713237033
You rekt OP.
10/10 would eat for breakfast.
>>713239179
>>713239179
That looks pretty damn good
>>713239179
fuck no, the oil, what have you done fam
>>713234464
Needs more bacon, blueberries and butter
Epic fail
>>713239179
>TIS is a pancake
It's not it's an oil cake it soaked up everything
>>713239179
That's fried bear puke
>>713239179
Thats fried batter
>>713239179
looks like a lung of a smoker
>>713239186
No, it's called grease left on the handle and cooked on, and some lazy nigger never bothered to take a scrub sponge to it.
>>713239179
That's a fucking Navajo taco.
>>713239157
You clearly have no idea what are you doing.
>>713239179
what the fuck is wrong with you
>current year
>not accepting the superiority of French toast
>>713239179
Nice. Huge tab of butter on top and you are good to go. 10/10 pancakes ain't health food eurocucks
>>713239179
you can use that as a molotov nigger
>>713239179
Looks like fried chicken my nigga
>>713239358
French toast on a griddle, no, fuck no, fuck you.
>>713239179
I'm sick now. How could you do something so simple, so wrong?
>>713239358
Nigger do i need to go fucking whip up some french toast and btfo you too?
>>713239358
>eating a surrender pastry
>>713239456
Try me
None of you have made acceptable pancakes, you're all failures. OP was close but the mix needed more leavening
>>713239513
Alright give me 10min
>>713239179
sorry buddy but that's a touch to much oil, even for my amerifat ass.
are you mexican by chance?
More of the good shit
>>713239456
The real Battle begins...
>>713239358
With bread that thin you might as well just fucking dump the custard into a frying pan.
>>713239463
>>713239561
Norwegian xD
We need more SUNDAY PANCAKE BATTLES!
>>713239358
I had a friend who like his french toasts aside with a huge dick and a glass of semen. Never stopped talking of it!
>>713239571
Excellent. 2nd pancake always comes out better than the 1st because the griddle gets just right.
>>713239571
This looks better!
ffs, thread will die by the time i mix up my things, but if it wont, you guys will get so rekt
>>713239358
That's just called giving up on pancakes. French are experts at that.
>>713239571
Is that a tumour¿?¿?
>>713239571
>>713239699
We will keep it alive for you
>>713239179
what the FUCK is that.
Last one!
>>713239841
Stop, just stop
>>713239841
Clean your hob you filthy shit
mfw this thread. This is why I keep returning to this website. Stay real, /b/.
>>713239179
Bretty gud i would eat
>>713239841
You live in a trailer park, don't you?
>>713239841
>pan is smoking
>literally just eating smoke at this point
>gag.jpg
>>713234464
OP you made a pretty good thread good job
>>713239841
Trailer park backsplash detected
>>713239541
Step fucking one for French faggot toast, mix egg cinnamon and vanilla, preferably pure but i only have artificial
>>713239961
Naaa but my kitchen is under the stairs...
>>713239456
>>713239717
>French culinary masters
>can't make a pancake
>confused
>>713239630
THICK
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>>713240012
>french toast
>pancake thread
where are my crepe fags at?
>>713240012
Prepare to get fucked french style.
Last one and i stopp
>>713240012
>cinnamon
Not necessary
>>713240151
But great !
>>713239961
>implying the best pancakes don't come from a trailer park
>>713240094
Hey, let him do his thing, I'm looking forward to it
