Faces of /b/ R8 me
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R8 me
>>713232655
No shaved slit in eyebrow. Low-tier fuck boi. 2/10
>>713232655
ya look like a cunt who has been freindzoned far to many times
>>713232655
ya look like a cunt who has been friendzoned far to many times
>>713232655
4 or 5
>>713233362
6
>>713233504
also me
>>713233530
lol/10
Why not I guess.
>>713233793
What the fuck... but.. but you're a... NIGGER?!?
>>713233452
>friendzoned far to many times
Nope. I'm not a loser
>>713233793
Nigger/10
R8 M8
>>713232655
so gay i had to make some OC just for you
>>713233886
Well I mean, I'm not a BLM supporter, loud, obnoxious, or violent.
That has to count for something, surely.
>>713234161
How big is your dick?
>>713232655
Nationality?
>>713234161
It sure does! It means you're a top-tier nigga. Like Carlton. 10/10
>>713232655
cutie. i would fuck you
>>713232655
prolly not even you here....
>>713233793
>The face of "U made wite boi we takin all yo wimminz fo reel"
Lmao fuck you nigger
>>713234142
I think gay people don't look like shit.. so thank you?
>>713234273
Germany
Me :)
>>713232655
head down
ass up
>>713233793
Burn that fucking mustache/10
>>713234203
5 inches.
Embarrassing, I know. My dad didn't have very good genes.
>>713234543
germany? shame
>>713234630
sorry "mustache"
i´m like, ayynonymous and shit :^)
>>713233445
gayer macklemore
>>713233793
Total bro
>>713234608
hey little girl... you like LOLIpops?
>>713234543
idk..all i know is they suck alotta cock
<----V2.0
>>713234802
I'm actually 19 :)
And I prefer cupcakes
>>713234535
Actually I'm sorry my nigger I shouldn't assume. You seem ok based on this >>713234161
>>713234639
Well at least you're breaking all the stereotypes
Seeing these pics I came to conclusion there are only faggots and niggers on /b/
>>713234608
>light in the room
>pupils are big
what?
But i'd pat your head.
>>713233445
Would goose step with f a m
Spiderman?
>>713235000
Wow they are really big I didn't notice that...weird
>>713234161
Have some fucking dignity fag.
>>713234474
Kk
>>713234678
Why?
>>713234880
>they suck alotta cock
Why do you know that?
>>713235039
global rule 10?
>>713234630
I'll probably get rid of it today.
>>713235208
cuz it means you likely have foreskin
>>713235136
Are you ok anon?
>>713235210
Bet you wouldn't say that to Spidermans face...
R8 m8 :)
Post voice
>>713235316
Lol idk it's an old pic...
>>713235226
Whats wrong with it?
>>713232655
nice dyke haircut
>>713234161
You're not a nigger then, you're just black.
19 yo
Guess dick size and i post pics
>>713235766
7 inches
>>713235421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12XdTiBQy53
>>713235506
>not posting something new
fucking nerd
>>713235810
mm almost
>>713232655
Stalker/10
>>713235766
8.5'', cut?
>>713235893
7.5 inches
>>713235766
Post pic touching nose
>>713235927
uncut and no.
>>713235934
no almost you are close
>>713235970
not your boytoy
>>713236133
Just want proof that be you
>>713236133
8 inches?
You're a fuckboi, grow a neckbeard and jack off to obese platapi do backflips, like normal people
buncha faggots longing for some cawkpix... carry on!
Hey fags
>>713236429
Look like a guy/tranny, faggot.
>>713235646
Danke
>>713236133
nationality?
>>713232655
>>713234307
Malcolm in the middle/10
>>713236513
im a failed tranny
>>713236429
You look like a 40 year old mom who wants to kill her children..
>>713237200
rip post butthole
>>713237241
enjoys pop punk/10
>>713232655
WTF? Close your fcking mouth before someone puts his black dick inside, oh w8 that's probably what you want...
>>713237536
Sorta
>>713236517
How old are you anon?
>>713237299
id never hurt anyone
especially not children
>>713237772
You're oddly really cute even though you look boyish.
>>713237967
uuum thanks i guess
>>713237772
If that's true, you'd show your tits... Everytime a tit is shown, an innocent child is spared from certain death.
>>713237639
Why the hate?
>>713237742
17
ok i am at home in jimmies,guess the size from the pic anons
>>713236542
Romanian
>>713238078
I'd hug you.
>>713238098
Fucking nice one.
>>713238100
>17
get that ass banned
>>713237699
Hot af, post moar plz
>>713238100
>17
Come back next year plz.
r8 me
Swedefag here, been single for over a year and never get a match on Tinder.
My female friends rates me a 4/10 but I bet you can rate me lower, do your best anon
17 yrs old here!
>>713238483
7.5, post another pic plz though
>>713238524
4/10
>>713234608
do you like cheese pizza?
>>713238524
Ok,Dont smile
Buy some polos or dark long shirts
and wear a elegant pair of shoes and jacket
You look too much of a goodboy and too casual
>>713238098
i dont have any
>>713238190
huggu
>>713238524
Gayest macklemore/5
>>713238563
You look vaguely similar to my best friend.
>>713238659
>huggu
>those small tits
So cute!
Post butt
>>713238563
You have to do something about that haircut, looks like something you wipe off of the floor.
And shave that moped-Juan mustasch clean
>>713238659
2 living children says you do! Bless you...
>>713238682
I'm from Italy.
Rate me pls then
>>713238524
Stop dressing casual and dont smile you look bad when smiling looks forced you clearly are a serious guy. and the tshirt is ugly start using more elegant ones
>>713238740
Thanks man for the advice, going to do both of them as soon as possible.
Can you give me a rate over all pls?
>>713238388
It's just a number..
>>713238524
You look like a nice person
>>713238563
Would hang out with you
>>713238813
Woah, maybe I've seen you before... I went to visit Rome back in March. I saw someone on the bus who I said to my mate looked like him and the person I saw really looks you.
>>713238955
Are you a female?
>>713238890
5,dont smile,wear some more manly clothes like tight polos or elegant shirts and dark shoes and jeans.
shave the beard till it not grow, get all the hair to grow the same it looks like a kid like this not very adult.
>>713238727
>>713238762
im as flat as a boy
>>713238563
how can you be 17 you have the facial hair i had with 12
and go get a haircut
This place is full of baby faced 12 year old fags. It all makes sense now
>>713239020
I'm not from Rome, but Italians looks the same i see ahhah
>>713239085
Show butt, prove it.
>>713239105
minoxidil is the answer get some guys
>>713239033
Nope. I'm OP
>>713239206
Lol, the new gender is Op.
>>713239206
why are you posting someone elses pictures, does it make you feel better about your ugly self?
>>713238587
m'lady
>>713239127
what are you talking about dumbass?
>>713239153
It was worth a shot, lol. I later went to London in June and I saw someone who looked exactly like the person I saw on the bus and my friend. Weird.
>>713239386
i'd advise shaving
>>713239386
You look like bizzy bone from bone thugs n harmony.
>>713239188
testosterone is the answer, im guessing your body stops producing it once you jerk off to trannys on 4chin
>>713239446
We are everywhere.
>>713239085
Did I mention that every time an ass in shown, a baby kitten is NOT killed by the evil Japanese male gymnasts.
>>713239520
ye i know i was planning to tonight
r8 me :')
>>713239526
except for the hair
>>713239531
o.o
>>713239634
5/10
>>713233530
normie
>>713239529
no,i had higher than the normal male testosterone and no bear till i satrted to use minoxidil for 3 months on my beard area,all new growt in weeks,if your hair on the face is dormient only minoxidil can save you.
>>713238650
>>713238888
Actually Im quite serious person so ppl mocking me for not smiling/ being happy, probably thats why Im so bad at smiling/ looks forced.
This is me right now on the train, have dark blue jeans and Dr. Martens a coat and an scarf
>>713233793
get the fuck out of goodwill
>>713239798
I'm offended
>>713235218
I think you'd look good with a beard if you can grow one.
>>713240028
You're too hot to be here REEEEEEEEEE
>>713239904
you look better here
>>713240078
Well, thank you?
>>713240185
FUCK OFF :(
>>713240136
U can have me anytime you want, I just want to be touched by someone
>>713239904
dude that lady in the background is killing me lmao
>>713239943
Already did, my guy. Got a new job at UPS as a part time seasonal driver helper which offers me 15 an hour instead of 9.
>>713240382
You better shave the stache then bro and I'm a fag too.
>>713234522
kek and checked
>>713240483
>im a fag too
>>713240405
The white snorlax is sleeping
>>713240592
I'd rate her 5/10. You're still a 4.
>>713240057
I'm starting to grow one just below my chin, gradually. I just shaved it away a couple moments ago though.
>>713239520
freshly shaven
>>713240533
i can grammurs..honest
>>713240689
what are you then
r8 plz
>>713234161
I'm just a skaterboi
>>713239904
You just need to find other circles of friends and you will meet new people, in meeting new people you will find a good girl and problem solved. Try some new social events, a sport maybe or something with people involved or start hanging out with some old friends, sounds like lame advice but helped me, you are not so average, good luck anyways!
>>mostly underage normiescum
go ride scateboard or something and break your neck when you are at it
>>713238524
How tall are you?
>>713240780
Not insecure looking for validation on /b/, and not ridiculing unaware sleeping people to try and feel better about myself.
>>713241186
thats not a number kid
>>713241272
you're not a numberkid
>>713235379
Bump. Rate /b/ros
>>713240721
yea, that's an improvement
>>713234161
>devaluing your self worth just to fit in
kek
>>713242108
timestamp
>>713241997
Can go with it
>>713242108
You look good and you seem to be an interesting person :)
>>713233504
>>713233530
For those who are curious about the video, let me tell you now, IT IS NOT WORTH IT. The amount of his semen was so little to a point where you won't even notice his ejaculation. All you will see is his "foamy"-looking penis because the cum was accidentally used as lubricant for he kept on stroking after ejaculation. That's the only proof that he did ejaculate. The second part of the video where he was in the bathroom in front of the mirror and masturbating the selfie way is gonna be one of the most cringeworthy shit you will ever witness from gayhoopla. Again, in the said scene also there was no visible ejaculation other than his "foamy"-looking penis yet again at the end.
I'm still thinking whether or not I should just delete his video from my hard drive. I really miss FratmenTV.
Just to be clear I am not blaming him, he was probably nervous or something, what I'm tryna say is that Gayhoopla is rubbish and don't deserve any money for their content. Also, they need to stop hiring these overmanly, overthetop deep voice douchebag-like guys. Such gimmicks can only last for so long.
>>713242522
Would rate 8. You look very sympathetic!
>>713242755
Lol wut
>>713242298
Am I a faggot /b?
>>713242452
Thank you! You kinda remind me of Ray Khan from Kamelot
>>713243286
cute
>>713233445
Why are you Spud, you fucking junkie piece of shite
>>713243310
Yes you can bury your head in my crotch.
lurking
>>713243310
maybe. age/nationality?
>>713234126
Slav in an Eastern-Bloc shithole/10
>>713243537
YOUTUBE IS SHUTTING DOWN MY CHANNEL/10
>>713243386
Thank you. I like his style! :)
>>713234307
why did you shave that one eyebrow like that?
>>713232655
Faggot/10
>>713243537
>implying Phillip Defranco actually visits 4chan
>>713232655
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
>>713243310
Idk, you actually a gayfag?
>>713244291
huh?
>>713232655
Reese go back to malcolm and the middle you dumb cunt
>>713243983
17y old
>>713242755
Wat?
>>713232655
>>713233362
>>713233445
FFS what a bunch of posers. I leave this thread. Fuck all the others. Monkeys.
wheres all the faces?
>>713244885
yours has eaten all the others
>>713244885
Is that you dunkey?
>>713244798
Can't you read?
>>713243666
17 american
>>713245042
I read it, but I don't understand why?
>>713244885
neckbeard/10
and you don't even have one.
>>713244885
>>713244885
Workout, lose weight and youll be a 8/10 stead of 5
>>713245780
2 instead of 1*
>>713246035
Shave your lip and it will look much better. And take vertical pictures of yourself
Rate me pls
>>713232655
Zero, Pussy looking bitch.
>>713246397
Uggo as fuck.
>>713243286
youre hot af, post some more
>>713232655
I'd buttfuck
>>713234307
I'd buttfuck
>>713232655
R8
https://youtu.be/ysxHvbpU-dE
>>713237241
id buttfuck
>>713246024
Kys. 2 and 1 rating is for facial disfigurement, none of which he has. Just obese, and neds to lose it.
>>713246964
not on my scale fucking maggot, hes 3 maximum
>>713246614
>>713246742
>>713246899
I'd butt fuck you
>>713243310
well, are you snipped or uncut?
>>713247305
OK. Show yourself and let me decide
>>713243286
Allahu/10
Also 3/10
>>713247423
Uncut. Love my foreskin
>>713248166
If white and american why uncut? Is your dad too?
>>713247423
Lol I'm cut
>>713248319
Because uncut cock is best cock
>>713248341
Plz prove you're really that one dude with a quick pic?
>>713248398
Aight, you had me for a sec. But gotta call impostor now
>>713248319
Im cut. Don't listen to the other faghot
>>713248464
Prove it with a quick pic please
>>713232655
>>713232655
Damn I usually don't troll or talk shy but you are honestly horrible to look at ... You should truly consider plastic surgery... Trust and beleive I'm not saying this to be mean or whatever, I don't get off on making fun of people so don't take it in that way... But your looks are gonna hold you back in life... For starters no one will hire someone so ugly let alone you will never find a man looking like that... I'm just saying you should fix that if you want to go through life with some sort of happiness because I feel like I'm not gonna be able to sleep after looking at your face... Like I said no offense but your friends aren't being real with you if they don't tell you that you look truly disgusting... God bless you because your face looks like it got burnt with battery acid or worst... Daaaaamn I feel like I didn't deserve to see something so ugly... Please get that fixed it bothers me that something so ugly exists... Fuxk, you make the exorcist bitch look like a Victoria's Secret model.... I bet ur insurance would cover plastic surgery if you send them a picture... If you look at my discus account you will see I've never made fun of no one or talked shit I have better things to do but when I seen your face I felt compelled to write this long comment because you look truly horrible the definition of ugly... Good luck but please get that fixed and be considerate of others and take down your picture from ur avi.. It's gonna fuck people's day up, scratch that it'll fuck ppls lives up... No one deserves to see something so ugly... Please promise me that you will stop doing whatever you're doing and call your doctor because your face is the definition of horrid
Yeboi
>>713248401
It's the uncut nonfaghot
>>713248738
r8 me
>>713248806
ok, ty. but is your dad also uncut or something?
>>713249034
God damnit I meant cut
>>713249034
Quit being gross
>>713248806
Just wondering why you're unsnipped, even when most white murricans aren't. if your dad also is that'd be a good explanation
>>713249160
Quit it faggot
Me
>>713249160
I'm snipped I'm just mentally retarded and forgot which which is which
>>713249260
Yea, it's getting old now
>>713248806
Meh, not asking in bad faith. Just wondering why you have dat extra skin
>>713247784
aww sorry I'm just a regular old nigger, not a fancy sand nigger
>>713246564
>>713249368
Just stop
>>713249368
I'm snipped I just have autism
>>713243286
Tits or GTFO
>>713249590
Ah...ok. Not certain if you made a typo here >>713248806 or if you're messing with me...
>>713249473
Sorry you're upset
>>713249687
Do you want to see it?
>>713240721
Shave the whole thing, then you'll look cuter
>>713249804
I mean, if you don't mind
>>713249804
God damnit
>>713248398
it's rude to impersonate other anons.
>>713249878
>>713249590
But are you happy you're snipped? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>713249965
Ty, I'm glad to see you can post other people's dicks from file.
Also, this: >>713249956
>>713249333
Do you live in a yurt?
>>713250013
No I wish I wasn't, I have two bad skin bridges
fag
>>713250081
it's rude to pretend to be other people
>>713249965
My dick is not that small. Youre a massive fagghot
>>713250132
Show us then, asking in good faith
>>713250132
hopefully you don't actually have an anteater tho, couldn't tell from the contradictory posts above
>>713250226
There is nothing wrong with being uncut
>>713250298
>not who was linked to
Russian faggot in da thread
Rape me.
>>713250205
>>713250503
You need to get out of Russia.
>>7132502055
faghot
>>713250584
alas, I fear this also isn't >>713250132's
>>713250647
So...if you don't mind confirming with one more pic, are you actually snipped? (Also, I'm not the one asking you for a dick pic, that's coming from the impostor-troll)
>>713250695
Youre right
>>713250647
if you're murrican, why the hell is it so dark?
>>713250990
Quite a lot of cocks you have saved on your system, mr. impostor
>>713250803
Do not look at the man behind the curtain
>>713248873
How many children have you touched today?
>>713250503
Body
>>713250125
no replies? ouch.
R8 pls
>>713251139
Fuck rite off
>>713251027
Whichever poster you are, afraid the reference is lost...
>>713251139
>>713250503
Would cuddle with you.
>>713251221
I'm pretty sure it's the wizard of oz. But idk I only saw it once when I was 8
>>713249824
would marry you.
ok, new thread is up
>>713251304
>>713251304
>>713251304
>>713251304
>>713234161
bro. Im black too. /B/ is not worth destroying your sense of self worth to fit in with holy fucking shit
>>713251139
>>713243286
beautiful eyes
>>713251325
Yea, I know. Just dunno who you are, or why you made that reference in response to my asking >>713250904 for confirmation as to my very first question
>>713251422
Because you are the troll
body
>>713238524
marcos reus/10
R8
>>713251194
>>713251139
>>713250904
>>713250503
>>713250132
new thread time
>>713251304
>>713251304
>>713251304
>>713251304
this one will die in a couple minutes, cuz bump limit
>>713251519
Not true. A troll is someone who makes inflammatory, disingenuous posts to rile other people up. As bizarre as you may find my questions, they are asked out of genuine curiosity.
