Faces of /b/ thread?
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Faces of /b/ thread?
>>713189618
>rolling stones shirt
>playing bass, not six-string acoustic
4/10
Bump
>>713191021
Wow really? Timestamp. What brings you here anon?
>>713191111
My home was raided and I had to find a place to shoo to.
>>713189618
Transferred from last thread.
R8 or Favorite Album
>>713189618
Drummer
R8 plzz
>>713191345
>Favorite Album
Oh you motherfucker... haha Demon Days - Gorillaz is my love. wbu?
>>713189618
anon why would you buy Ibanez
are you poor? its not even BTB?
>>713191620
No I'm a bassist, hence the bass in my hands lol!
>>713191647
4/10
>>713191670
Oh fuck, Demon Days is so good.
Cross - Genesis is pretty solid as a whole. I have a feeling Childish Gambino's Awaken My Love will take it's place though.
roast me full throttle go go go
>>713192010
Haha nice jawline and shaped lips you faggot.
You kiss girls with that mouth?
>>713191985
>Cross - Genesis
>Childish Gambino
No.
>>713192010
Party in the back, faggot in the front.
>>713191670
Thanks a lot man. Now Im gunna be up till like 2am
>>713192324
I'm a sucker for molly induced existential crises and R&B. Plus he's gunna be in Star Wars.
>>713192010
You look like a smug fuck
Madrinas boizzz
>>713193123
Hahah no! Timestamp and fav album.
>>713193123
yo, you sexy bae. got anymore?
>>713192723
Well I dunno why but I'm finding it hard to hate you right now. But tbh I think you'll grow out of those two.
>molly induced existential crises
Oracular Spectacular
>R&B
Channel Orange
Just my opinion man
>>713192406
First time for DD? It's just about morning for me, I haven't slept yet.
>>713193575
<3 You're probably right.
>Oracular Spectacular
Oh fuck, you're kinda right.
>Channel Orange
I'll give it a shot, I've heard nothing but good things.
>>713193673
Nah, like the millionth time, but I'm high and feeling the need to revisit it.
The day Gorillaz drops their new album can't come soon enough.
>>713193945
Looks like a killing spree is in your future
>>713193945
I'm assuming you're literally a screen displaying a picture of some strange man.
6/10
>>713193264
>>713193402
You get a timestamp (madrinas boiz)
>>713194088
Ayo gurl, what OS that phone running? Gimme a peek <3
>>713189618
self timer photo playing an unplugged bass
you seem like a pretty cool guy op
>>713194195
Snazy Android 6.0.1 boiiii
>>713194273
Damn! Running an OS with unpatched security flaws? You're a bad girl. I too like to live dangerously.
>>713194088
Wow, nice dubs! my lucky numbers lol. where ya from?
>Actual Time Stamp
Today /b/ was good
might as well
>>713194362
Oooo???
What you running big boii
>>713194481
Did you steal that
>>713194511
6.0 straight, I'm living on the edge these days.
One time it forgot my entire contacts list. Hardcore.
>>713194689
no why
>>713194693
it's a trap m8.
>>713194693
Insanity
>>713194755
Take that balaclava off
>>713194812
Really??? I didn't notice
>>713194221
It wasn't self timer my mom took the picture you jealous faggot i have a gitlfriend and you dont
>>713194875
She needs to get to showing tits ya know.
>>713194812
No way? Sweet!
>>713195015
>>713195039
Eating dinner boiz maybe later
>>713194839
>>713189618
IbeenHad bass.
>>713195179
Teach me how to be beautiful.
>>713195241
Be of slavic descent and you are set
>>713195344
Curse my english scottish blood. Im fucked: >>713191345
>>713191185
Spectacular vernacular
>>713194481
Cutt your strings better, trust me. Do it
>>713195405
Eh I'm Scottish decent and I've been pretty lucky with chicks. Also military uniforms boost attractiveness by like 3pts on the rate scale
>>713195399
edge/10
I hope mom made something good for dinner
>>713195405
Ur not fucked m8
>>713195569
Nah I like the whiskers
>>713195581
Your eyes look like nothing but pupil.
>>713195581
It's the peacoat dude. When I think of cold ass, rainy Europe, I think peacoats.
>>713195702
We got this man. Btw dope guitar, makes me wish I had room for mine at my place.
>>713195702
Put some pants on, get a real guitar, and listen to some real music.
>>713195702
That's a fender telecaster right? With coil tap knobs?
>>713195638
Haven't been home in a while. Miss me some chicken fried steak. Galley food gets depressing
>>713192154
only boys
>>713192381
legitimately made me laugh
>>713192790
accurate
>>713195878
The beacons are lit. Gondor calls for aid.
>>713195820
It was bright as fuck outside probably why. My eyes are hazle leaning more toward green
>>713195842
It's a cheap jackson since im a beginner but yeah it lives up to expectations.
>>713189618
hahaha you look exactly like me
>>713195974
In the background there's a fender bulletstrat
>>713195842
That's not even a European peacoat lol its US navy standard issue
me and my gurl, no hatin wite bois
>>713195638
Also less edgy pic related
>>713196136
Free coat? Dude I'm joining the Navy.
>>713195878
Everyone has different tastes in music fgt
>>713196247
IKR? Just watch out for the Filipino mafia. Shit is real kek
>>713189618
I just relapsed and got drunk af ama
Hello /b/
>>713195702
Playing an entry level Jackson, pleb. I bet you're terrible at guitar.
Fuck you
>>713196436
Well duh why would I buy a cheap one otherwise
>>713196316
Unless you're stationed in Mayport or Guam stfu about the mafia.
>>713196540
Do you live in the Paddys Pub bathroom.
>>713196584
LOOOOOOL I pity the souls who get stationed in Guam. Fuck Guam
>>713196416
Pic riggity related
>>713196543
Good, at least you are honest with yourself
>>713196692
show your cock, slam piggy
>>713196619
Yes
>>713196766
Don't have a cock though. Just a bottle of Gin.
>>713196692
And I'd Riggity Reck you slun.
Where ya from?
>Pic related
>>713196877
I live in Washington
Nothing to lose
>>713196865
show your tits with gin bottle inbetween them or you're just a lying faggot
>>713196540
I want to fuck your beard
OP thinks he's so slick with his 4string
>>713197045
indeed, but you just ate that 5 string
> fat faggot
> drums -> superior instrument
>>713196913
kek Oregon, Portland. Sucks cockles. What's the Gin? Got Oxy's here.. not proud of it but starting to not care.
>>713197045
You look like a fucking mongoloid
Took this yesterday
>>713197141
amen
>>713197141
i drunk as fuck that day, so yeah, i do
>>713196982
M a y b e
>>713197135
New Amsterdam
>>713197261
you drunk as fuck now.
>>713197287
Oh geez. That's a decently good way to be hammered. At least it tastes better then 90% of other Gins. Are you traditionally a Gin girl?
>>713189618
>>713197419
Yeah. Gin is love. Gin is life.
>>713191345
The queen is dead
>>713197479
Well I have to call Rum for that one personally, but Gin's my second love tbh. So why are you up so late? Get locked in lurk mode as well?
>>713197623
I need cock and it's keeping me awake
>>713196291
True, but some of us actually have taste, my child.
Point being, your flying vagina and Megadouche shirt.
>>713197045
I can see on your face that your mom smoked crack while she was pregnant with you
>>713197287
Lame, remove shirt, expose mamaries, I want to see your tits, not talk to you
>>713197748
she probly did, still, came out better than you
what did your mom smoked? cleaning products?
>>713197854
My mom smoked salmon.
>>713197727
God damn.. Well I'm no doctor but I've got an Rx for ya ;D jesus, you make it hard to live here. I've been meaning to actually move up there. If any of the chicks look or are remotely like you, I'm there next week! lol
>>713197811
That sucks for you then lel
>>713197741
I bet you vape
>>713197917
Lel I'm an outcast here.
>>713197811
beta as fuck bro.
>>713197741
I'm not the one pantless with a flying vagina and a megadouche shirt, so I'm not sure how you'd come to the conclusion that I was the one who vapes.
>>713197854
Lol whatever you say man, I've got it alot better than you do man. Good luck.
>>713198095
I wonder what is your definition of real music
>>713197986
Really? That doesn't seem like such a bad thing, what part of Washington are you from because I'm originally from fucking Georgia. lol
>Have Accent
>Gets pointed out daily
>Outcast
>>713197937
Lol take one topless pic lady, it won't hurt anybody
>>713198004
You're allowing a bitch or some neck beard to be an attention whore, you are beta as fuck.
>>713198296
>from
No. I'm from California. I live in shitty Seattle area. People think I'm some crazy racist bitch
>>713198319
Kek.
Me
>>713197287
Lets see them boobs
Got this chronic cough going on.
Cant sleep.
>>713198578
Exactly
>>713198712
you just gave me a hard on
>>713198712
Definitely a troll, the other chick is almost ugly enough to be here, you need tits and timestamp now
>>713198784
Well thats nice
>>713198510
How old are you?
>>713198827
post more
>>713198727
Lel nope.
>>713198803
I never post my tits... ive posted here plenty of times newfriend.
Plus im in complete darkness im attempting to go to sleep but the best ill give you is a past timestamp.
>>713198914
Alright then
>>713198996
you look better with this lipstick lipgloss,
>>713198996
These are all used pics, lame attempt at b8
>>713199104
hnng perfect boobs
>>713199110
Yea well i like it anon
>>713199131
Dude, she's always in these threads.
Complaining about subway and not having eyebrows. Leave it be.
>>713199189
and i like you
>>713199262
>>713199131
Used pics? Yea used by me ya ding dong.
I just post selfies from my phone...obviously i post some more than othes because i like them more duh
Pic related
Screenshot of my phones gallery
>>713199260
That doesn't mean that it isn't some neckbeard reusing old pics
>>713199260
Hey i dont always complain about those things.
Subway rarely but ive never complained about me not haing brows...people just ask a lot so i tell then
>>713199474
I just don't want to see any more of it OK?
Stop baiting her/him to post more please.
Dude, >>713199262 I'm sorry, but I spot some dude legs in the album >>713199423
Looks like you guys might not be getting married. Sorry bro.
>>713198402
meh I like talking, bored as fuck high on Oxy and not TRYING to get her nudes. You were the one Trying for her tits earlier anyway.
>Calling out Betas
>Being this beta
kys
>>713198860
I'm 23, how old do I look?
>>713199618
Legs? There is no legs lol
>>713199618
ill share her, 2v1 her
>>713191021
i go w this chick to college and shes always alone, shes big on youtube tho
>>713199681
I spot dude leggies
>>713199618
Oh you mean my bfs legs lol
Yea i took the pic because we were arguing but he still like wraps his legs around mine...i thought it was cute
>>713199674
I thought like 27+ . Not a bad thing though.
>>713199764
That's a couch arm dude.
>>713198455
nice dubs. Racist lol how?? Being from a state like Georgia that just sounds like you may have cracked a few jokes and people took it too serious.
>>713199526
If it bothers you then leave.
>>713199777
Awe
>>713199826
It's Jason Bourne
>>713199826
No hes right those are my bfs legs...i wasnt sure what pic he was talking about at first
>>713199824
Well thank's then
>>713199423
There's a reason tits/timestamp is a thing.
>>713199628
You're obviously hoping to get something out of this, beta white knight
>>713199978
I already said i dont pist tits. I dont give a fuck if it is a thing.
Also like i already said as well. Its pitch black right now so aint no pictures are gonna be visible
Hey, i think i know you, do you make some kind of a videos?
>>713200098
Enjoy that curse I just put on you anon
> check that file
Dumbass
>>713200649
black metal is for plebs
do you make a foot fetish videos ? I think i know you
>>713201059
Who the fuck are you talking to?
Ginger girl
>>713200649
But Kakihara dies in the end, faggot. If you're going to curse someone, make sure you do it right.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BrKkGeY0jXs
>>713199423
do you make a foot fetish videos?
>>713191647
Faggot
>>713201245
Kek
>>713198969
7.5/10 wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers
got anymore??
Why do do many attention-whorey chicks post on these threads, but no other times? Just fuck off with your compliment seeking you dumb sluts
>>713201042
yep. sure got me there
>>713201205
Learn to quote dude.
And no i dont make videos
>>713199866
Racist as in white pride
>>713197287
Post tits pig
>>713202089
Nope. Pig? Way to state the obvious!
>>713202143
Tits or kys
>>713201744
Yes, you did, its 100% you
>>713202055
nothing wrong with white pride. im sitting here in cali with this on my wall
>>713189618
nice bass guitar dude
i like it
>>713202334
Kill yourself white trash
>>713191620
ryan gosling lookin ass
>>713202234
Thank you for the permission
>>713202334
Wpww.
>>713202398
ill pass but thanks.
>>713202510
Nazi trash
>>713202541
not nazi, just racist. btw, your insults are getting a bit repetitive. im completely aware im trash, i have white trash tattoed on my feet.
>>713202334
Send your photo
>>713202242
No its not. I dont even have a computer to make videos.
Also im not into that weird shit.
Also...its fucking foot videos....im prettt sure if i made one id be like "oh the foot video? Yea thats me" it aint no damn DP animal shit so who the fuck cares?
Why would i hide a stupid foot video?
Im not a unicorn...there are other fenales that look like me genius
>>713202637
Beautiful
>>713202657
i normally dont, but just because i like you ; )
>>713192010
Fairly good looking person, shame you look like a raging cunt
RATE ME
Rate me
Ugh i never do this
>>713202765
Ok, I believe you.
>>713199423
Youre one of the biggest attention whores ive net on /b/ so far... shame on you, you ginger cunt
>>713202941
i'd lick your scrotum
fat, drunk, and balding at 29. sd,ca, hit me up.
>>713203216
How exactly am i an attention whore?
Im simply providing the proof i can give to the anons who are questioning me
>>713202814
timestamp
>>713203324
you are satanist?
>>713189618
Currently in ugly duckling beard stage this is just a few weeks cuz old job sucked beardless dicks.
Also rate
>>713203324
nice brimstone tatty, brah
>>713203465
>>713203565
laveyan satanist, yeah.
>>713203573
And this was beard day 30 or 40 somewhere in there
>>713203565
laveyan satanist, yeah
>>713203573
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>>713203780
Send more photos
>>713203331
because hes a fucking neckbeard. thats why. not whitenighting, just calling out a douchebag.
r8 me pls
>>713203700
Holy Crap, Sieg Heil!
>>713203774
>>713203774
Also
I'm 19 and gave been going to liquor stores with about 75% success rate since 16
Went to my first strip club at 17
Was pretty overrated tbh
Only get carded if with friends or a girl
Feels nice
>>713203851
more pictures? so you can get your gay dick off?
>>713203941
I love your beard, its not gay i think
>>713204071
Yeah, I don't think his beard is gay either.
>>713204192
So, maybe im girl?
>>713204280
I'm not sure what you're asking
>>713203876
What are you even talking about?
>>713204359
Im girl and its not gay
>>713204593
It's not gay I agree
>>713189618
Do you even slap, brah?
>>713202055
Believe it or not.. That's fucking hot. I still have a few budds back home who are in a group. You seem like a woman who could beat the shit out of me, I like that. Also Arrogant Bastard is fucking Delicious. Love me some Stone
>>713196198
what a qt
how2rotatephoto? also whiteboy roast
>>713203879
average amerifag 4/10
>>713202991
punchable face overall 6/10 only because the mass majority of people are ugly.
rate
>>713205140
big nose and pronounced brow. 7/10
>>713192010
How many raisins can you fit in your nose?
>>713200469
4 hide your faggy face
>>713205140
Would crusade against/10
>>713198996
You have no soul.
>>713205492
Im more than fine with that
>>713205782
That means you're going to hell. :3
Inb4 you autistically say "hurr hurr, there's no such thing as gawd or hell" fucking faggot. Btw spiderman sucks and i'm your real dad.
>>713205492
May I ask what you do? So young - late teens, early 20s, and a shark tattoo on hand. And a owl head on neck. Is that Ikea on his hand?
Surely this is famous rock star and not regular joe. (or trust fund recipient)
>>713205928
And im fine in the warm embrace of satans arms as well.
Also its not my room. I dont give a shit about spiderman
>>713199104
Show us your tits tho. Preciate it.
>>713206188
Nah im good
>>713206058
Nah it's really me. And i'm in school to become an RN before you try talking shit and saying "you're never getting a job". You know damn well know it doesn't say IKEA you fat autist.
>>713206060
Suuuure you don't. You probably have some autistic collection of him under your bed.
>>713206058
Nigga said IKEA
>>713203324
Approves!
>>713206031
7/10 great lips anon
>>713198712
how long is your dick
>>713202941
>arc warden picker
into the trash
>>713205782
What program do you use to cover and smooth your blemished skin and make your hamhocks seem slender?
Ps youre all faggots
>>713205000
Another 1 but closer 2 my face.
Roast me
>>713207140
Holy shit you are cute as fuck!
>>713207140
You look good! Should look even better when you hit 30. Mature into those looks more etc. 8/10.
>>713207140
Pretty nice face but hair is a total mess.
>>713202991
Very cute.
>>713207507
Love long haired men.
>>713207206
>>713207259
>>713207260
Thanks, Not used to such positive feedback =). Yeah my hair looks in the pic, just woke up.
>>713207656
Looks like shit*
>>713192010
Your face looks very touchable
>>713195581
In my eyes you are a 10/10
>>713198455
Hello fellow Washingtonian
>>713207656
I don't mind it messy, looks cute, at least it is not as long as my hair, it is a bitch to detangle.
Looking to meet young individuals that want to attend school. Please send me an email. I would like to arrange for us to meet.
>>713198237
Pitbull, JB, Drake
you faggot
>>713208630
U wanna die Kapser? Cause I'm bout fuck you up m8
>>713189618
look at my face you beta cucks
>>713209502
You look like a potato.
>>713208524
Thanks, wouldn't mind growing mine a little longer tbh, had to cut it short for work
>>713209502
Post dick
In my spare time I reenact vintage snuff with family members.
>>713205492
>>713206058
Aken? wtf does it say?
Yo what's good fam?
>>713205492
Weka, it says weka.
Wehn you jion both hands it spells...
weka? I don't get it
>>713205492
Adam?
I'm aware of the rules. No.
wtf is wrong with you people. 4chan was designed to be anonymous. /b/ used to have flags but people complained it ruined the anonymity. then y'all dumbasses post your faces. actual cancer, go fucking die
>>713211189
have you ever taken a TEST FOR DYSLEXIA?
>>713211266
foo, they postin other folks faces. No one is that stuupid.
>>713189618
>>713196808
would sit on face/10
however, i look like a child still. not sure if you're into that
>>713196930
Except your virginity
