Confession thread
You're anonymous here, confess your sins, secrets, desires, you'll be forgiven
i want to fuck my aunt
>>713179364
You are forgiven my child
OP here, I've decided to aport something just to start this.
My brother was killed 2 years ago, since then, I've trained my ass off and researched a shit ton just to know who did it, you can pretty much determine how good i'm at school because of this, and I'm really close to find out who it was, my plans, I'm going to get my revenge and make suffer that bastard.
>>713179623
not stopping you but just dont get caught
>>713179778
Belive me, I won't
Did you understand better why the ifs and how's?
>>713179294
My cousin smashed all of my grandmother's windows and looted $40,000 of jewelry and handfuls of priceless family heirlooms. I'm pretty much the only person in the family considering staying in touch with her and it's pretty much because I feel like it's more likely that she'll let me fuck her now.
I think the dude I love loves me back and I don't like it.
>>713180237
Well, you're definitely American.
>>713180598
you're a cunt, sorry, just personal experience in which I can relate to him
>>713180237
congratulations anon. you've gone from a 0.00003% chance she would fuck you to 0.1% chance.
>>713182609
Well, I figure is fucked up enough to do that to their own grandmother, fucking a cousin can't seem that terrible.
>>713182770
yeah, let us know how that works out for you
>>713179294
I hate life and I hate seeing this thread every 10 seconds.
>>713181241
Sorry your heart was broken, but that doesn't make me a cunt.
>>713179294
I caused my friend in high schools emotional decline into suicide because we both wanted to go into politics and she was extremely liberal. I didn't want her to add onto the extremely democratic federal government, or change our republican state government.
i just posted in a wishes thread where evens meant wish comes true but horribly wrong and odds means it comes true all of my posts were even and i confess i'm actually starting to believe i'm magic again.
when i was a kid i was lucky so much a nerdy friend of mine said it was impossible to be that lucky. so it got stuck in my head i was magic, well it seemed to hold up till i got a non cancerous brain tumor and my life went to shit but the way things are going again i'm starting to think it again.
how do i stop thinking like this, i mean i can't be magic despite my friend being right it being statistically fucked up.
I'm fragile. Living in the world is hard. On the outside I'm a paragon of academia, a future scientist with the capacity to make waves in my field. But I've always had a capacity for sabotaging myself.
I don't know if I can do it /b/tards.
>>713183519
oh the autism.
>>713183530
i mean all of my posts were odd
>>713183074
no, *that* doesn't make you a cunt. But it also doesn't make you any less of a cunt, you cunt.
Ik im a fag for saying it and i sound like im a really big hick but i want to fuck my female cousins so bad like all of them are pretty, busty, and have large asses please forgove me for my sins
>>713184150
Wow, you're butthurt as fuck. Need to talk about it?
>>713184764
cunt
Our secret is, she pegs me and we both love it.
My secret is that i'd looove to introduce another m or f to our sessions..
>>713185329
consider it done, faggot. I'm available all day tomorrow.
>she's gonna teach you how to suck cock too
>>713184941
Your heartbreak doesn't equate to my being a cunt. Sorry.
>>713186309
>Your heartbreak doesn't equate to my being a cunt.
you need to work on your critical thinking. I already said that THAT does not equate to you being a cunt. Yet, you are still a cunt for your cuntly ways.
>>713180237
Im 2 years older than my niece, yea i know kinda weird, i get reminded about how unusal that is all time. Anyways storry time.
>be me
>be 14
>horny
>midday on the couch at my house
>2 younger siblings in the living room with us, one half asleep, other mindlessly watching tv
>niece 12, sleeping on couch in panties and a shirt (we're close so its not weird to be clothed around each other)
>shes in a fetal type position
>mfw a lovely thick shapely ass for a girl her age is basically beginng for some 14 y/o cock
>diamonds
>idea.gif
>slowly move her panties to the side, not too much tho.
>dick in hand
>heart beating like fucking crazy
>contemplating if i should do this
>put my dick on the lips of her pussy
>i just feel warmth on my hard dick, no other sensations
>attempting to go deeper just to see what the inside of a vagina feels like
>sense her waking up
>ohshit.jpg
>attempting to move away from her while trying to make no noise and keep movment at minimal as fast as i can.
>get to the edge of the couch where her feet are
>pick up some random shit that was near me
>pretending to tinker with it
>she gets up and havea very worry confused look on her face
>ohshitimfucked.jpg
>keep doing what im doing pretending to ignore her and give her a confusing look back wondering what startled her
>she goes back to lay down after that little moment
>tfw
I think she knows. Recently ive been trying to fuck her, being slow and working my way up to it tho. She has a nice fat ass and a nice pair of tits
>>713186821
in fact, that is the exact cunt that you are
>>713186821
No I don't.
Not my secret but guy I know's secret
Found out my friend owns a full-body anime costume like pic related complete with mask and skinsuit does perverse things in it with other people into this kind of thing.
Was helping him upgrade his PC and stumbled upon pics that he didn't bother removing on his old hard drive. Will not confront him about it since it's none of my business but I can literally only think about how he fucks other dudes in anime girl suits whenever I am with him anymore. It also makes me wonder about the extent of people's fetishes since the most interesting thing that gets me off is a big dick and an asian girl.
>>713187249
>>713179294
I want to leave my girlfriend and become a sissy that belongs to one man who will take care of me.
>>713179294
I stalk my ex everyday, at least twice or thrice a day.
>>713187798
my ex stalks me 8 or 9 times a day. he thinks I don't know but I do.
>going to have a mexican biker gang kill him. I only have to let them run a train on me once for payment. But I'm gonna do it twice because I want to.
>I'm only serious
i had a 12 year old GF when i was 25.
I know people who killed a guy before and I know what they did with the body
i want to have sex with mari.
>>713188802
I had a 25 year old when I was 12.
>>713189166
michelle?
>>713189202
Sparky?
I manipulate my sisters eating disorder in order for me to have a sexual relationship with her.
>>713186224
Kik?
>>713189241
no. sorry.
>>713189306
this is smart
everytime my gf goes out with her friends and leave me alone in the apt, i tell her i stay and play SC2 but i go and suck stranger's dick at cruising places nearby
my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my father's car.
>>713179623
How was your brother killed?
>>713189952
nerve gas.
>>713190295
Geez, that's kind of unusual. Good luck.
>>713187639
Thats pretty hot
I posted OC on b once
>>713186841
post feet
>>713189933
post feet
>>713189306
Post her feet
>>713183530
My mother had a brain tumor removed with surgery. Ever since( and that is since 20 years now) she has specific dreams right before something bad happens in the family or to relatives. Bumped the car: she told me to drive carefully just before. Grandfather died: just before we got the call she woke up and started crying( it happened at night). When my uncle died: she dreamed, he was going away. 20 years of this types of prognosis and never once could anyone avoid the thing she dreamed of. Not even a fucking mild car accident. I just make fun so she can cope with the stress this is all bringing
I steal lighters.
>>713192130
Fuck you Damo
>>713179623
Just remember that after this mission of yours, you still have a life to live. I've seen some personal wars of a couple of people whom after ending all that shit in their lives, they couldn't move on. They are both alcoholics now.
I work for the CDC and tomorrow we're giving everybody free AIDs.
I worked for a private security outlet in 1963 and boy did we fuck up letting the package ride down the street in an open convertible.
>>713179294
I lied the shit out of my prom date because my mother told me to. About 120 dollars in the suit, some more in the corset, all gone just because "it was too far"
>>713179623
>>713179294
I invented the Iphone and nobody believes me.
>>713188977
I asked this yesterday, and I'm going to ask every day to come..
I've seen you in every loli thread and a few random threads everyday for the past 7 months.
What the fuck are you?
>>713195458
I invented the word "pocket" and nobody believes me. Its ok anon, I'm here for you
I work for a chemical processing plant and we've been mixing shit up for funsies.
I watched a friend die falling into a vat of sulfuric acid while trying to take a selfie.
>Still think drugs are cool?
>>713179294
I once pissed in my sisters eyeliner after she called me a retard and she got pinkeye and I was glad about it.
This one time, I wiped a booger on a wall and nobody saw me do it.
This one time, my friend's mom was hungover and laying in bed in her underwear and I walked in to see her laying there and my ding dong did the doo wop.
My girlfriend told me after masturbating tonight that the last thought in her head was me fucking another woman. I looked at her oddly cause it caught me super off guard and she said "in a threesome situation though". Since then I've been salivating at the chance to fuck her 9/10, recently heart-broken friend and her.
>>713179294
My cousin has been instigating sexual relations with me for the past 10 years. Currently we are "roommates" and she is 8 months pregnant with my offspring.
I watched some kid get his ass whooped and then head stomped at a spring break celebration.
That's how we dos it in muh home state.
It's like deep south backyard barbecue fights but with the creepy racist undertones of up north gated community "you aint goin nowhere boy" feel to it.
Sheeple are racist.
>>713186841
Pic of her anon
>>713195991
She cheated on you and now she's trying to compensate OR she knows she's going to OR she knows this relationship won't last for whatever reason (usually your undersized manhood) and she's trying to show you a good time before you part ways.
>Either that or she's dying.
>>713196016
nobody cares about your inbred family
stop populating these threads with your filth you fuckin gutter trash.
>>713179294
I want to pee (a little) in my boyfriend's mouth as he eats me out, with me kneeling over his face. Not D/s, just wet.
>>713196368
I'm 100% sure its none of those things. Got a big dick (told by multiple girls), we frequently talk about our future and life together, and absolutely abhors cheating (though you can never really count anyone out from cheating)
We've talked about the threesome a lot but she won't ever be able to decide on a third.
>>713196475
you're disgusting
but you'll more than likely get your wish
>men are retarded
>>713196597
boy you jumped at the opportunity to respond
maybe she's just planning on leaving you because you have no life.
>>713196445
Gutter trash? Since when did having a degree in software development and a fucking house make me gutter trash? for fucks sake, its perfectly legal for cousins to get it. its ONLY wrong/illegal when SIBLINGS AND PARENT/KID RELATIONS OCCUR. read a book once in a while /b/astard
I am currently in an ongoing long term relationship with a computer mouse.
>>713196704
Nah, just 4AM and can't sleep for shit.
no weapon formed against me shall prosper
>>713196814
no no
she's gonna leave you
>>713196881
anon pls ;_;
she no leave me
I told my gf that I'd stop using drugs but I still use everyday.
>>713179623
Sew his asshole closed and feed him a shit ton of vegtables like broccoli and some meat, then sew his asshole closed, dont forget to cauterize!! Then give him laxatives and enjoy the show!
i got fucked by a 42 year old when I was 14. He made me call him daddy.. it's eight years ago since last time we fucked. I want a man to fuck me just like he did.. I'm in a relationship but he dosen't want to fuck me like that.. I feel empty insde and in need for some dominant grown up man cock
i was molested by my father and the memories turn me on now even though i wasnt into it back then. weird.
>>713192231
Kek.
Damo you thieving prick.
Here's some truth for you assholes
Satan once said in someone's iteration of the character for financial or social gain:
"Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven."
>the funny thing about that is that in today's society, the masses are put through hell, working and slaving away their days to earn just enough to get by.
>If you are rich and healthy, you reign over the rest of society, who are essentially in hell.
>Heaven is unanimous prosperity and health and fortune.
If we work to build a heaven, where everyone is equal, those who currently are not, no longer will be.
>reigning in hell is perpetuating a system that forces mass crowds through it without ever taking part in it
>serving in heaven means equality and fading into obscurity
i am having a sexual relationship with my estranged daughter
>>713197461
What does this mean?
>Satan isn't a character in some story or multiple stories
>The Devil is a mode of thought
>An acceptance of primitive nature and as a result; practice.
>>713197003
I did this and got away with it for two years, and I almost lost my wife. Good luck, /b/rother.
>>713197722
Double dubs
rub a dub
in the tub
no I don't want no scrubs
a scrub is a guy that can't get no fuckin pussy
sittin in the passenger side of some other niggas ride
dirty ass old white tee
232 times sexting
36 times as a girl ;)
Some people should be shot in the back of the head in front of their computer screen.
>>713197909
>>713198002
But it's 2016
A lot of dumbasses don't have a computer anymore
>>713179623
Awesome of you! I wish you luck! Just don't get caught, it would not be worth it since you would ruin your own life like your brothers was ruined.
I don't know him, but I am sure he would not want that!
I once went in the shower and pissed all over myself and a bit into my mouth while masturbating and watching some video involving pissing.
I may have a piss fetish.
Homos aren't a mental illness, its societal manipulation through violence and verbal abuse and coaxing.
Also, its not all of them, but a large number.
>>713198132
old white male detected.
>cant wait till you die, grandpa.
>>713180598
it's low self esteem. you think there's something wrong with him cause you don't like yourself. how could he like someone like you right? I know that feel anon.
I have been lusting after my best friend's younger sister since she was 11. Whenever I went to his house to hang out I would almost always molest her in her sleep. Almost got caught a couple times but she never knew. She's 15 now and very recently I was able to seduce a very lewd Snapchat show out of her. I know it's degenerate but it feels so fucking good.
>>713198458
My mom dictates literally everything about my life. I don't have a say in any of it. It's not mentally healthy but I don't think she gives a shit. The only reason I haven't moved out and stonewalled my mom is because I can't afford it.
The moment I move out, though, I'll probably never talk to her again. I'll never pick up the phone. I'll never answer her emails. It will be like I never existed. Then she'll be completely alone and see where she fucked up.
>>713198656
I think I know the satisfaction from that but it's like an addiction you have to quit, I think
>>713198771
Are you perhaps an Asian from Colorado? Does your mother perhaps watch way too much Fox News?
>>713179294
Currently sleeping in my car . I'm poor
I enjoy having people see me naked, and seeing others naked as well. the more awkward it is for the other people, the better, but it is just a bonus. I am seen and see friends/family naked quite a bit, I shower with them fairly often, earlier today i showered with my 2 nephews and a niece.
>Asian
No.
>Colorado
Nope.
>mother perhaps watch way too much Fox News?
Doesn't sound like her, no. She gets all of her news from Facebook.
I am creepshoting the same girl every day at the same bus station, and i think she knows.
>>713199097
Oh well. Took a chance and guessed wrong.
I'm violent. I beat the people I'msupposed to take care of.
Cheated on my wife with a 20 something hottie.
Pop pills every now and then because I'm bored.
Drink too much.
Suicidal.
Pick one.
I'm in a nine month relationship, and everytime she tells me that she loves me, I feel empty. I flirt with other girls and fuck around a lot all the mean while she's loyal and happy with me.
>>713199360
>I'm violent. I beat the people I'msupposed to take care of.
I used to beat my mother repeatedly before she died. She was abusive in my childhood and I guess it felt like good payback at the time. She had Alzheimer's and eventually got cancer. I know I should feel guilty but I really don't and that worries me.
>Cheated on my wife with a 20 something hottie.
Never got married or been in a relationship. At the risk of sounding like a complete edgesperg, I don't love people. Just doesn't register.
>Pop pills every now and then because I'm bored.
I'm addicted to heroin. Easier to get. No pills.
>Drink too much.
Check.
>Suicidal.
Who isn't?
We're basically the same.
>>713197230
I was molested by my 2 uncles as a child and the memories have been my mental wank bank for years. I loved it at the time and at 9 relished having my uncles cocks in my mouth feeding me their cum. I used to make up excuses to visit them just so I could suck their cocks or at least get them to wank into my mouth.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. weve fucked 100s of times, have never used a condom. just fucked her a little while ago, round 2 starts in 10minutes.
>>713198771
man dont say that. having a mom is a blessing and even if there is abuse there, dont cut her off completely once you move out because karma has a funny way of coming back to you.
>>713200006
Holy shit, you are me.
I for one feel you anon.
>>713200225
We get it, your 10 year old girlfriend isn't putting out, so you are banging this 13 year old with the same sex drive as you. Kudos for banging a chick older than you.
>>713200297
Fuck that. Each person is different. Some people make good parents, some people are selfish assholes. My mom happens to fall into the 'selfish asshole' territory. And karma is bullshit. You can do bad things and be rewarded for it or otherwise get away with it.
I want her out of my life immediately. As fast as possible. You have no idea. She can't change. I've given her chance after chance only to come to the conclusion that she really does not give a shit about me and cannot change her behaviors.
Okay fine I admit it. I want to suck logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass
>>713200377
Thanks anon. Likewise.
All that shit + fucked up fetishes = a hellish life.
>>713200599
nah, if she didnt put out, she wouldnt be my gf
Alright I confess. I can't wait to suck warm creamy logs of shit from his asshole. So what?
>>713200746
Go away.
At 10 me and my best friend would play with each others cocks. Although we couldn't get hard we both liked sucking the others cock. My friend stopped wanting to suck my cock once we could cum, but would wank me off, but I still sucked his cock as often as he liked and swallowed his cum. At 17 I started teaching his 6 year old sister to suck our cocks, I would suck his and she would copy me. Soon she was sucking both our cocks, I was licking her pussy, and my friend was still using my mouth as his fucktoy. There was no better experience than his cock throbbing in my mouth as he fed me his cum as I filled his little sisters mouth with my cum.
>>713200746
>>713200822
Go to bed Andy Sixx. You're drunk.
You got me. I confess! I really want to press my lips against his brown asshole and suck turds out of it like a straw, is that too much to ask for Pete's sake?
>>713179623
Inb4 OP is a schizophrenic lunatic
If you're for real then may kek be with you op just don't get caught and plan that shit out then again if you're posting about your plans on a mongolian mouse manicuring image board I don't think you're chances of success are that good.
>>713200994
OP here. You got me. Yeah, I'm crazy. Crazy obsessed with the thought of sucking creamy logs of shit from Andy Sixx's ass
honestly I am 19 never had sex, never had my first kiss, never seen a boob or touched one never even talked about sexual things with a girl. Never received nudes or anything. lol i just don't care.
>>713200792
This'll is why I feel like I sometimes belong here.
You are right about that, I am however relatively free of fetishism. Guess it's the only upside.
>>713179294
I've had two abortions.
>>713201234
Tits or gtfo
I am both attracted to horses and girls.
At night i go to stables and smell horse shit.
>pic related, 5000+ collection of horse asses, horse girls and horse shit
bifag here, when I was in college,19-20, i had a secret relationship with a really cute 13-14yo boy. was honestly best relationship ive had, better than all the girls i dated.
would love to have nudes of my sister, but i don't trust 4chan
I shat my pants 3 times in my adulthood.
the first time at my university
second time on my way home
third time at work
None noticed.
Will probably shat my pants again in the next years...
i molested my sister when we were both kids, 4 year age difference, i was 11-14 and she was 7-11. it is obvious now how it has affected her and i can't spend time with my family without feeling crazy, guilty, taking drugs, staying up late distracting myself with porn and 4chan. like i am doing now. kill me.
>>713187639
That's kind of interesting.
I saw a good friend posting on craigslist looking for anonmyous guys to stop by his house and bang him while he's wearing a mask.
I don't even browse the casual encounters that often, but was bored and just happened across his post. Even tho it didn't show his face I could still tell immediately that it was him along with his computer/office room, his decorations, etc.
I've since seen him post quite often (and i'm not even looking hard) with different pics, still obviously him, so it seems like he does it a lot.
I'm never going to say anything, since like you said with your friend, it's none of my business. But I also can't stop thinking about it everytime he messages me on steam or whatever - plus it's ironic since he's pretty vocal about being homophobic.
People are weird sometimes.
>>713201399
ikr 4cham is l33t haxorz
>>713201455
molested how?
>>713201266
Only if you show me your tiny perma-virgin dick first.
>>713179294
I've let a beautiful woman financially dominate me for 3 years. She doesn't fuck me. She doesn't pay attention to me at all. She just demands money and then leaves me to masturbate alone, using my tears as lube. She's also a feminist who hates men. Except the men she fucks. (Not me)
>>713201565
Tits or gtfo, also sharpie in pooper.
You know the rules bitch.
>>713201520
i told her i'd be her slave, and the way she would get me to obey her (clean her room etc.) was to have me rub my face along her ass crack until i "died" (came). then i would clean her room or do whatever else she asked. not sure how i came up with the idea but i have been obsessed with girls sitting on me and sitting on my face since i was young, like 6 or 7 years old.
>>713201618
what about this gets you off? the actual cam (or whatever else) interactions or the shame of wasting your money on her?
I live with a man who i have cucked... He gave up his life and his world including his children to be with me, I sleep in a different bedroom dont fuck him make him pay for everything for me. I have a boyfriend who I love I make the cuck buy me dresses and gifts for him when he thinks they are for other people.... I have everyone who knows him lie to him the stores the local shops everyone lies to my cuck, because they see me with my boyfriend.... 0/10 regrets
>>713201626
Nah, not until I can laugh at your pathetic below average penis can I take a picture of my tits and post them here for your viewing pleasure.
>>713201627
brool story co
>>713201111
sick numbers m8 keep the masturb8
>>713201627
Very creative, gotta give you that
>>713201841
yeah i definitely am one of the more creative minded monsters out there. thanks dood
>>713179294
I think of myself as a decent person. Yet when i was a kid a succumbed to the peer pressure and kicked, made fun of, secluded a down kid... fast forward a year i slipped while running to a jacuzzi at a public pool, banged my head and basically could have drowned in a fucking whirlpool, BUT some hands pulled me up.
>Down kid's mom
... this haunts me to this day, wish i could apologize for all the shit i did...
>>713201266
Dubs has spoken, tits or gtfo.
>>713201780
>>713202090
Not too late fucker.
>>713201796
do you think i should kill myself?
>>713201801
i know right. Rank is Grand Master wizard
>>713202230
nah
>>713202295
i'm a little disappointed. i am too much of a pussy to suicide but a little social pressure would help. i sometimes fantasize about being outed by a pack of rabid angry feminists who would either hound me to suicide or do it themselves.
>>713201455
I guess a lot depends on their experience of it. I started licking my 5 year old sisters pussy when she was asleep when I was 15. She sometimes woke up and went with it. About a year later I taught her to wank me, suck my cock, and swallow my cum. She liked to 69 with her on top. That went on till I left home at 19. We don't talk much anymore, but she admits she enjoyed it all and sometimes reminisces with me over the phone while I wank. She's now 26.
>>713202147
Nah.
Serious question though.
Why do you guys insist on derailing threads so you can beg, and never receive, tits?
It's so desperate and pathetic, I have to go back to pretending to be a guy on here so I don't get berated with that shit.
I just want to post in peace, like you guys.
Maybe get called a faggot, but actually have people listen even somewhat to what I'm saying.
I was hoping to maybe get questions about my confession, but instead, I got YOU.
Go make your own thread for tiddies, this one isn't about that.
So contribute to the topic or go somewhere else.
Thanks.
>>713202487
Tits or gtfo
>>713202443
that is fascinating and i am happy your sister admitted enjoying it. i wonder if my sister derived any pleasure from it, literally all i would do is rub my face over her ass while she was lying prone, it would only take about 1-2 minutes of this for me to come. however i now only have the most cursory conversations with her, i can't imagine ever coming forward to discuss what happened without a scenario of her shaming me, threatening to tell our mom, etc. she has a lot of rage issues and i am really passive.
>>713197882
Thank you, I'm trying to slow down at least
Fucked my cousin's mother when I was 20.
As in, my aunt.
But she was only my aunt by marriage, not by blood.
>tfw coming inside your fucking aunt that you've known since you were 6.
I'm 27 now.
>>713202218
I have no idea what her name was or where she was from... hers and her mom's faces are long gone from my memory too
>>713202517
If that's all you can say, you'll just be ignored.
At least respond to what I said.
Maybe your lack of human interaction contributes to this problem.
>>713196767
TRIGGERED
My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active, so my gf and I helped her get on bc. me and my gf talked about it, then gf talked with her about it and safe sex in general, isnt something she could ask/talk to her parents about.
(.)< he will return...
>>713180613
What the fuck this has to do with America. Oh, the only country where someone would have $40,000 worth of priceless heirlooms. Nice logic there.
>>713203045
Yuropoors can't have such things - too busy giving it away to dominant Muslim cock
>>713195117
Historical LOL.
>>713188734
at least first be sure it's him
>>713192231
Moite, youre are a biddava fuarken KHUNT aye. Just Cuz me cinnerlink doesn git in till froidi, doesnt give you the roite ta be such a kunt.
I don't think Fidel Castro Did Nothing Wrong
>>713203151
Shut the fuck up poltard. I would molest my sister again here and now if it would shut you the fuck up. Obnoxious twat.
>>713186841
Are you actually 14?
>Be me
>Be about 2 months ago
>meet some girl on a casual hookup app
>pretty chubby but alright looking
>eventually hook up at my place
>comes in wearing pink backpack
>wtf? maybe she brought some movies or some shit
>go to bedroom and chill, listen to music and talk
>turns out she's autistic, pretty sweet and nice girl, though
>opens up backpack
>pulls out plushies and a few different pacifiers
"do you know what a Little is, anon?"
>oh no
>oh no
> no no no
>play it off like I don't know, listen to her ramble about this shit
>starts rubbing my dick through jeans while sucking on this pacifier
>on a dry spell so..
>eventually lead to fucking
>she spends the night
>wake up next morning and drive her home asap
>start to text her less, little by little
>tell her I moved (which I'm in the process of doing)
>never talk to her again
not one of my proudest moments.
when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. were fuck buddies for a while afterward. she was an awesome fuck. it's cliche as fuck but she had a really tight pussy. we rarely used a condom
>>713201111
Quads check'd
I am currently fucking a super hot mom of two, a brit, a spanish and an italian girl without them knowing anything about each other
>>713204218
lol i read that as you are having sex with all of them right now, ffffm style
>>713204393
how awesome that would be. Excuse the poor english, not my first language
From 9-13 my 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow their cum. 30+ years ago (nocctv or camera phones) and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved every minute of it. I really want to greentext it all but always gat the "fake" replies. Should I greentext it all?
>>713204540
your english is fine, im just slow
>>713179294
My ex calls me just about every night the second she clocks out from her waitress job before she even texts or calls her current bf
Still sends me nudes
Tells me she loves me and such
If she does this with him then she did it with me so I keep that line drawn to not go back
I soak it all up though and every so often I'll text her something that I know will cause a fight or piss her bf off
Yesterday
>Hey I'm going out tonight do you want to just call me on your break tonight ?
>Later calls me normal time and said they fought and shit for a good hour
>Tell her I can stop talking to her if she'd like ? No biggie
>She starts crying and saying she just wants me and that she doesn't care if he gets mad she is still my best friend
Little does she know it brings great joy to my heart to cause fights
My favourite so far was when I asked her if I have to delete the thousands of nudes and sex videos we made because it would take forever to clean it all out but if she wants me to I could out of respect
>Bf ended up going on drunken rage and wrecked his car on way to a gas station because he "was going to torch down that mother fuckers house "
Good times
I stole my mums engagement ring to buy a car. They do so much for me. I can never tell them. Spent the past year feeling so shit.
>i think i have std
>i have fucked neck, i move it with pain
>i have deppression
>i think my lungs r slowly filling up and prolly have tubercolisis or whatvere u call it
>i am really scared to seed doctor
>i have never told enyone about some of this stuff and i idk if i will live a normal life, shitclocks tickin!
>>713204628
Yes
>>713204897
omfg, KIDS ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SPELLING OR AT LEAST THOSE LETTERS !
>>713204798
>>713204892
I'm this anon but you reminded me of something
She dropped her engagement ring in the grass after it fell out of her bra because yard work
I picked it up and pawned it for 350$and went and bought an 8ball of coke and other shit
Found out she was cheating so idgaf
>>713201748
How did he come to agree to this?
Cant see someone leaving wife and kids for you if you wont even have sex with him
>>713204897
i dont want to see* not seed -_-
I'm a middle school teacher that's banging one of my female students.
>>713180237
>>713195571
Fuck you both. I invented the letter "p" and nobody beleive me. P(c)ay up fucker, you're using my intellectual p(c)rop(c)erty
>>713205254
Sweet. Do you expect the student to keep it a secret? Do you feel fear or fulfillment the next day?
>>713205254
Greentext?
>>713202735
u know the rules bitch
I've had two menages with my gf and another girl, and we probably going to have a third one. She seems to feel unsure and confused about it but when things get real she really digs it.
I have dreams where I fuck my mom and at one point I dreamt that my little brother tried to suck my dick.
I feel terrible about this. Any way I can stop having these types of dreams?
>>713205011
Will take me a week to type it all up.
>>713205857
I've had realistic dreams that I have a pussy. It's alway nice tho. I'm not a trap and don't even want to change my gender, but I'd love to have a pussy to know how it feels for a day or two
>>713205428
It's been going on since May, so I think I should be okay. But with these things, and with a teenager, you'll never know.
>>713205474
I'm bad at that but okay.
>be good young PE teacher
>girl in class couldn't pass PE test because her endurance sux
>suggest to her to join running club which I lead, so she could get better at running
>she joins
>there's no magic to running, it's all practice, so she is good enough to pass test after a few months
>stays in club and goes on jobs with me after school every other day
>talks to her a lot because I saw her a lot, drives her home after running because it was getting late
>at some point she fell in love with me
>I'm an oblivious bloke, has no idea
>before last school year ended, ppl in running club stops showing up
>one night the only one that showed up was her
>decided to play basketball instead, but when I was in equipment room, she closed the door behind us and blew me
>I didn't stop her because she was really pretty and I was weak
>Freaked the fuck out all night thinking she'll bust me, asks /b/ for advice like a chump
>/b/ gives me fucking good advice, ends up not busting myself and convincing her to keep it going
>we were basically a couple during the summer break, her parents thought she was going on a lot of school extra-curricular trips, but it was really just me going out with her (not always just sex)
>as summer was coming to an end, I talked with her and we decided that it isn't going to work in the long term for the two of us
>I got a gf my age at that time, she started seeing a boy that had a huge crush on her from last year
>we spoke to each other less and less, but while I know being with my current gf is what's best, I can't stop thinking about her
>sends her a text with a link to the song "We Don't Talk Anymore"
>later that night, she showed up alone at my apartment (like in the song), and we ended up spending the night together
>she had subsequently broken up with her bf
>>713206421
>she wants me to break up with my current gf, but after a couple of months I still couldn't do it because I felt being with my gf is what's best for me
>my gf is what I need, but the student is who I love
>I'm still stuck in this shithole
That's it. Advice are welcomed.
>>713188802
how did you meet her? tell me how the sex was?
>>713204798
What's she look like?pic
>>713205254
I'm a middle school student that is banging a teacher, he thinks I am a girl, but I'm not.
>>713202735
Are you a landwhale? You're awfully defensive and insecure. 5 bucks you're a landwhale.
I'm currently dating this chick and she's somewhat intrested in me, but i've been thinking about dropping the whole thing because i don't know what to do with her or how to get her to fuck me. (Of course i'm a virgin, might be a wizard soon aswell.) I'm also terribly afraid she will cheat on me or some other bullshit which is why i contemplate staying away from her. Why do relationships have to be this fucking complicated?
>>713207692
Hey, if you look the way you do naked, and fuck the way you do, and you had your extremely conservative parents give you the transgender surgery, then consider me fooled.
The only thing I would be disappointed with is that we wouldn't be able to start a family together.
>>713207740
It's always hard if you're a beta male. Not making fun of you, it's just how it goes.
>>713206564
I've spoken to you before, but I'm curious how you're holding up. Do you still see a future life with this girl or are you just kind of seeing where this whole thing goes?
>>713208227
I'm still with my adult girlfriend, so she isn't too happy about that. Sometimes she would tell me that she kind of likes this boy or that boy, but she still wants to be with me because she knows I love her and can care for her properly, while it's just a turbulent shit show in middle and high school with most boys she wants to be with.
It's like she skipped the whole period where girls end up with a bunch of shitty guys in grade school so they would learn what they want in a man. For her, she's dead set that I'm the one for her. If she stays the way she is, I honestly think she's the right woman for me too.
The fear is always that during her teenage years she'll grow and turn into a different person.
>>713208891
how old is she?
>>713209003
She's 14. My legit gf is 25.
I've gotten nudes in one form or another of every female in my family.
>>713188734
kek
>>713201748
You dipshit
>>713209357
pix?
>>713208891
Do you have pictures of the student?
>>713195764
>be me
>be 11 years old
>at school
>sneeze hard one day
>snot and phlegm all over hand and notebook
>wipe as much snot from the notebook as I can
>re-apply it onto the wall to my left
>everyone watching
It's still there to this day, all dried up. Nobody ever bothered to scrub it off, and I remember visiting a few years after I graduated from elementary school I saw that they had repainted, redecorated and whatnot, but to my surprise the snot was still on that damn wall, just painted over. It's been fifteen years.
>>713210419
Few, but yes. But because I'm not computer-savvy, I cannot post any :(
Have explicit pics and videos of my friends big titted hot ex. I get off sending them to people knowing how humiliated she would be that people have seen her naked and actually seen her having sex.
>>713203045
It's about the incest not the jewelries kek
>>713183519
yo shit
>>713186841
that's not the way to approach someone for sex my dude
>>713188802
>pic related?
>>713195458
proof?
>>713211012
pics pls
>>713212383
I would be happy to email them if that ok? Goes for anyone who wants to see her. She would be so ashamed if anyone saw them
>>713190477
newfag with dubs. what a waste of perfectly good dubs.
>>713212744
wich Country is she from ?
>>713212744
whats your email
>>713209123
You idiot.
Not knowing that girls change like that in an instant, even if she is "stabile" right now.
>>713213612
Russelljohn660 at g mail
>>713209123
take the 25 year old, you'll be much better in the long run and dodge a big ass scandal if that shit were to get out
>>713179294
me and my cousin went out for a drink one night. we went to a few bars and then some clubs. afterwards i dropped her off in a taxi but she asked me if i wanted to come in for a drink. so after a few more i ended up staying over. we was in bed just in underwear, lights off ready to sleep. she rolled over and started to kiss me. i had a few at this point so i started to kiss her back. she then started to kiss down my chest, pulled my pants off and started blowing me. she was good, she was spitting all over my dick and making it wet. it was dark so i got my phone and put the flash on so i could watch. she then sat up and pulled her pants to the side and sat on me, riding me. after a few minutes i turned her around and fucked her doggy. pulling her hair back and spanking her ass. then as i was about to cum she turned over again and i cum all over her face mainly in her mouth but some in her hair and eye. she sucked me dry, went and washed and came back and we fell asleep. we have spoken about it a couple of times but never done anything again. it was a little weird but still a good night. i blame alcohol
>>713211012
>get off sending nudes/webms to strangers.
>won't post them in here.
Excuse me, but are you retarded?
>>713196172
nigger
>>713214051
Really get off on it
>>713188815
Story pls
>>713214586
app name?
>>713186841
So your confession is that you are underage and lurk /b/?
>>713214361
Then post it here and get off knowing how many people who will see it.
>>713179294
I am allergic to bullshit.
I only have to see a bible and I come out in a rash...
I wank by primary school playgrounds and get as many children watching me as possible. Sometimes I stick my dick through fence and can talk the younger boys and girls into sucking it so I can cum in their mouths.
Jayden Cole is fucking hot
>>713214936
Sorry, I prefer to email. Also I can it email the b
vids. I left my email earlier in the thread.
>>713215050
Warning British Citizen... MI2 monitors 4chan.
>>713215154
I've been doing it weekly at loads of different schools for years. I've wanked in front of thousands of children, had dozens suck my cock, and cum in dozens of the childrens mouths.
>>713179364
Hello, Lonely Island
>>713204628
you a guy or a girl?
i'm a tremendous cock slut. i started serving men and sucking cocks when i was 15 and no matter who the person in front of me is, if they so much get a hint of who i really am and wip their dick out i'll go on my knees in a heartbeat.
already been discovered by two coworkers, my best friend and a couple of others, and even a distant relative, but no matter the risk of social shame my brain just stops working when i see a cock.
>>713216440
man or woman?
Most cocks sucked in one day/night?
>>713216268
Guy
>>713201428
kek
true spirit of /b/
>>713186841
Hot
>>713216662
>woman on 4chan
i'm a man of course. 3 in a single night, it was my best friend's and two others that he invited
>>713205403
You didn't invent the letter "p" in the word "up", right?
>>713216440
When I was 16 I gave my best friend a blowjob in the school cafeteria as a dare. Soon became the school cumdumpster and would suck any cock or let them wank into my mouth. Rarely a day went by when I didn't get at least a couple of shots of cum in my mouth.
>>713217154
By gay and straight dudes?
>>713217154
>as a dare
you wanted his dick and you know it, who the hell would suck cock "on a dare" unless it's an excuse?
don't be afraid to admit you are a sissy bitch
>>713215534
>Thank you.
>Home Office designation gb-8663-28416-tj7
>Your report has been logged.
No problem.
>>713217451
Mostly straight, said they were just horny and wanted a blowjob.
>>713217595
Yeah I wanted to suck his cock. The dare was more to do it in public and was a spur of the moment thing during some discussion at the table at lunch.
>>713203413
Doesent matter had sex
I keep a binder filled with pages of the names of people I've met and interact with. Friends, family, strangers. There I write down descriptions of them. Their goals and aspirations, information they've shared with me. I've been doing this for a couple of months now.
I wanna have blood covered sex
>>713187249
Stop arguing with the trolls you retarded cunt.
I want to ask my hot straight friend if I can suck his cock but I have no idea how he'll react
Im 14 and i love dick
>>713192130
Easily the most fucked up thing in the thread. I hope ravenous, rabid hyenas devour you, asshole first, while you're forced to watch a group of niggers rape your whore mother you psychotic pile or human excrement. You make me sick to my fucking stomach.
>>713203413
Thanks for the free pepe
>>713196767
Hey everyone get a load of this mad faggot over here!
>>713179294
I shove knex up my ass, including the wheels. And I think it feels good.
I'm stuck in an abusive relationship to the point where he can beat the shit out of me one second and I'd be on my knees sucking his dick for forgiveness the next. I used to be completely innocent and believed in proper love he has destroyed every last bit of me. He told me to chose between him and my family and made me tell my father to go fuck
Himself. My dad committed suicide shortly after and now I'm so close to just kms that I've written a note to my mother and am considering different ways to off myself.
