What's some good meme text I can put over pictures of dead American soldiers?
Wow, so edgy
>>713169340
We in the military pay taxes also you moron. Also we pay for our sub-par medical. And we are the ones willing to lay down our lives to protect the freedoms that sorry no good cunts like you enjoy. Go suck on you gender studies teachers hairy cock you worthless piece of shit.
>>713169245
I hope that we can change our military service requirement from voluntary to everyone under 30 years of age to serve at least 3 years in the military. Then hopefully the Muslims that scum like you love so fucking much will gut your ass like a pig.
>>713169245
In b4 bait
Soldiers follow orders, who are the assholes who voted in the last Commander and Chief.
>>713169245
am i cool and edgy yet? xd
>>713169988
read the report from iron mountain.
it spells out how the welfare state of the military ties in with the military industrial complex to take up a the largest part of our economy.
since there is no other place we could put what.. 40% of the GDP, so there actually being peace tomorrow, would crash our economy. theres no where else to put the money at this point. even nasa is a tiny fraction in comparison.
>>713169988
there are also no jobs in the outside world to 11 bang bangs and other combat MOSes. I know more than one person who worked on a tank crew and has no skills on the outside world.
in this capacity, it serves as a welfare state for otherwise skilless people.
>>713170556
Do you actually think in your peanut brain that the military decides on who we go to war with? It's you gods like that piece of shit Bush, Obama, and that fucking cunt Hillary. You also think you can maintain world stability with a fucking sling shot? If you don't like that way your corrupt politicians run shit go to the fucking EU.
>>713169988
America haven't encountered any even mediocre international threat since WW2. Everything US Army does is invade other countries to scare the shit out of everyone on the globe in order to strengthen American influence on world politics. I hope some day you will be fucking invaded by China and Russia, so you could feel how it feels to fight real threats, not some raghead sandniggers armed with rusty AK.
Soldiers are stupid
>>713170842
There are useless jobs in the military just like there are useless jobs in the civilian world. The largest part of military jobs do cross over to civilian jobs. In fact on reason the military costs so much now is the fact that they are privatization several areas of it.
>>713169340
That image is bad and you should feel bad.
>>713171282
Retard read this
>>713170283
>>713171282
I hope we are too. We could use a good fight to weed out the liberals and Jews and other fucking useless shit. Then We will no longer be the world police and bank. The rest of you fucks can defend yourselves and starve as far as I'm concerned.
>>713171693
nah
>>713171904
There will be no "you" after Russia and Chinese soldiers will stomp your pussy "military" and take a shit in front of a White House.
>>713172161
Put actually welfare queens through basic training and drop them in a shitty desert and they'll tell you the difference.
>>713169340
Like I know what this picture is trying to accomplish, but it's too retarded to be funny or even serve as decent bait.
>>713172313
Wont be any of "you" either because some sand nigger will come in kick your ass and fuck your mother and sister while you cower in the corner like a little pussy ass cuck.
>>713172423
And they'll come back and be homeless garbage, like every other veteran
>>713173454
Why don't you try it or are you just to much of a coward?
>>713173454
nice bait
i rate it 9/11
Bait thread but the mad cucks bitching about the US Military is worth it.
>>713169245
"Better men than me."
>>713171279
yes, the military decides who to goto war with in a sense. infact all civilian decisions on the matter were done with military consults. the generals still run the show with a civilian mouth piece.
and if you're conspiracy prone theres also the idea that the military-industrial complex is being steered by ..whoever.
we already have enough nukes and general artillery to scare the other superpowers, how ahead of the curve do you think we need to be?
>>713170283
already served sir. and I treated the muslims in my cellblock with utmost respect.
see, only a tiny fraction of these guys actually did something. most were released.
>>713173803
Nah, my life is actually worth something. I'm not going to waste it jerking off in the desert.
>>713174461
"Better them than me."
>>713174478
Your smoking crack. No the military doesn't. there are a few Generals that corps have in their pockets but the majority go with what the politicians say and want. Mainly because it's like the pussies that go into boot camp. They cry to mommy when someone says something bad to them, then mommy cry's to a congressman, them the congressman tells the general, Admiral to do something about the pussy or he/she will not vote on the budget when it comes around. So yes a few generals but mostly your corrupt politicians. I have witnessed this shit personally and know it happens.
>>713172423
you're acting like I never met a ghetto black woman that made it through basic, went to the desert, and protected YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOMS.
>>713174984
So too much of a coward then. But yet you sit on your ass and bitch about the ones that serve and lay down their lives so cowards like you can enjoy the freedom they provided.
>>713175163
oh now they're MY corrupt politicians? do you think I vote?
>>713175460
Like that matters.
>>713175353
Freedom from what? $3/gallon gas prices? Soldiers aren't brave. They're stupid. Most of them barely made it through high school, decided that learning to shoot a gun would make them important, then bitch when they come back broken and alcoholic and nobody wants them.
>>713175460
>>713175460
A vote not given is a vote for the ones in office. So yes your corrupt politicians.
>>713175659
And what do you think the US would be with out our military that they support and you don't? I'll tell you. We would have a dictator that would kill you and your family if you said anything they didn't like. You need to get out of your gender studies class.
>>713175573
>>713175772
so, unless you're a foreigner, they're Our corrupt leaders.
>>713175659
You do realize that Gas is a lot more in other countries don't you?
>>713169245
they are a bunch of torturers and rapists I have no respect for any of them
>>713169311
>>713176063
>>713176063
Pretty much. The problem is everyone keeps re-electing the fuckers. I always vote for someone different and normally an independent because career politicians have done nothing to help the US just to further their own political agenda and pocket books on the backs of the people.
>>713173127
well said
>>713172313
sure that will happen
>>713175991
lol no. Did you ever finish that ged, or do you just beat off to Black Hawk Down all day? You call me a coward, but you're afraid of your own shadow.
>>713176358
Nice, moar
>>713176704
I already spent 20 years in the military you coward and I also have 2 degrees. You are still a coward and always will be. Your GF will become your wife and she will tell you what to do as she forces you to watch her bull fuck her.
>>713176986
>20 years
You wasted your life. That was your choice. What do you want from me?
>>713177125
Act like an American not a sniveling pussy ass liberal cunt.
>>713177257
Don't be mad at me because you made a mistake. Nobody made you enlist. You haven't made anybody free, and you haven't made a difference.
You
Fucked
Up
>>713169245
"One less welfare queen"
>>713176986
actual military fag here
branch? where was your last deployment? what unit you serve with?
>>713177441
https://www.reddit.com/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/comments/5cej8a/happy_veterans_day/
>Enlisted, learned a skill, had college paid for
>mfw absorbing the irrational butthurt of nu-males 40k in college debt
>>713177441
I chose to join the military. I did because I actually care about my country and the freedoms that my family enjoy. I chose to defend those freedoms with my life if need be. I did not get to chose who I had to go and fight, the corrupt politicians did that for me. I chose to do that because I knew if I didn't sorry ass pieces of shit like you wouldn't and if it came to a war on US soil, cowards like you would rapidly sell out your country and your freedoms because you would be too scared to die defending it.
>>713169245
"At least now he won't find out his wife was cheating on him all throughout his deployment"
>>713178488
41st airborne welfare division. Last deployment was on the corner of South and Main, asking for change.
>>713178488
>)
>>713178488
navy, last deployment in the middle east with the LCAC's.
>>713178688
>chose to defend those freedoms with my life
>didn't die
failure
>>713178586
Brilliant
>>713178828
You forgot the if need be part you cuck liberal faggot. It obviously wasn't needed.
I like soldier's that don't get captured.
>Military the ultimate cuckolding experience.
>>713169245
100% not bait, I joined the army to kill people and i did. Also i'm not american...
>>713169340
>the AAFES hotdog man
If anything that's a reason to join right there.
>>713179130
It's not too late, big man. Why don't you suck off that gun you love so much?
>>713169245
post the snickers one lol
Hey taxpayers, thanks for supporting me as I traveled the world and spent your money on booze and worthless trinkets while having zero overhead. I continued to collect a paycheck after my discharge in the form of a full scholarship and I still get free drinks at bars for my service.
One more thing, having veteran on a resume drastically increases my chance of getting almost any job regardless of field. Only sperglords on the internet actually hate soldiers. Keep on hatin'.
>>713179413
Definition of a welfare queen
>>713177441
>>713178828
>>713179380
Holy shit man, did you get cucked by a marine or something?
>>713179543
Stay salty nerd
>>713179620
nope, but i did knock up a guy's wife while he was in Iraq. he's raising the kid.
>>713179620
Impossible. I'm not gay.
>>713179543
Don't be buttblasted just because you missed out.
>>713179620
I used to cum in some marine's wife and send her home all the time dripping with my cum. He was just a little faggot in a uniform. Once a coward always a coward. Just because you wear a pretty little dress and can shoot a gun, doesnt make you a man. If anything youre more inclined to be my little faggot bitch now that you learned how to follow orders and suck another man's cock for 4 years. Every time I think about "military men", I laugh. Fucking cucks. You suck dick so fucking hard, you'd suck another man's cock to death and die for him like his own personal worthless faggot whipping boy. Joining the military is to men as prostitution is to women.
>>713178824
>>713178824
whats your MOS? what was your retirement percentage? collect any disability?
>>713180185
Next time on "Shit that Didn't Happen"
>>713178824
can I get a pic of your unit patch, and a timestamp? get any awards.?
>>713180388
I got a purple heart for gently cradling my sergeant's testicles for an hour.
>>713180185
This is rich, keep going and you might make some fresh copypasta.
Also, Marine's wife? 95% chance it was a 400lb dependa, says more about yourself than anything.
>>713180371
She also read me some of his emails to her and we laughed about how he was sad that people picked on him cause like I said hes a faggot.
>>713180781
Nah she looked like tessa thompson
>>713180185
>Joining the military is to men as prostitution is to women
this part was funny and true , mindless white and nigger trash taking the easy way out in life yet thinking they didnt by joining the military
>>713178688
>>713181511
>Joining the military is to men as prostitution is to women
If you really want to follow that logic, working at any job is prostitution.
>>713180192
HT1, 50% disability. I draw my full retirement check which is around 1400 a month.
>>713181888
Except that soldiers literally, not figuratively, suck dick.
Nice trips.
>>713181511
How can one picture be so wrong?
>>713180388
I retired in 2005. No I don't take pics of myself and put them on this board LOL.
>>713181978
>1400 a month
Do you even know what a real job pays, welfare queen?
>>713175274
You guys never protected my freedoms. We have to do that ourselves. Are you guys in North Dakota making sure those protestors can speak? Then you're not protecting freedom.
>>713181651
Not justification. Just telling you why. What is your justification for being a liberal coward?
>>713182023
>Except that soldiers literally, not figuratively, suck dick.
Don't remember that exercise, maybe it was a CBT?
Come on, at this point you're literally spouting nonsense.
>>713181888
>any job is prostitution
Yep.
>>713169340
l love things like this, it shows how disconnected human beings are from reality nowadays. The fact something like that picture exists, which someone spent the time on to make. You don't know what happens in todays wars, why they happen or what the goal is. WE are living in a complete idiocracy.
>>713182149
Do you know what a pension is, poorfag?
>>713182236
Those faggot injuns should have fought harder and not got conquered. Sucks to suck losers
>>713182264
All it shows is that youre an underage faggot. That picture is older than your dick is long.
>>713182149
Yep I could have made a lot more on the outside doing what I did, but unlike you I wanted to serve a higher purpose and that was to help protect my friends, family and country. Unlike you that would rather sit on their ass do nothing but leach off their parents and act like your superior to everyone else.
Fuck every muslim
>>713175353
You guys aren't going to make sure Trump is going to kill off the press and register Muslims, so you can fuck off with your "I protect your freedom" bullshit. ISIS isn't stopping my fellow citizens from voting or wrecking my country.
Just curious, how is it going to feel when you get put out on guard duty to make sure Trump's new hotel in Turkey doesn't get blown up by insurgents? You'll be defending a lot of freedom there, boy.
>>713182515
You seem to forget. Every other guy on 4chan is a self made millionaire with a 10/10 girlfriend and a nine inch dick.
>>713182643
lib faggot detected
>>713169340
The part about how the US hasn't had a legitimate threat in over 50 years is legit.
>>713169245
Can't even come up with good shit on your own, you need the help of others.
>>713175991
Nigger, we just got a guy who wants to be a dictator voted into office, what the fuck are you on about? Take your 90's era cultural wars bullshit somewhere else, we've got new problems.
>>713182515
What the fuck have you protected us from? If anything, you dumb fuckers blindly following orders have created enemies, making America less safe.
>>713182451
YOU are a brainwashed idiot who knows nothing about the world or me. Keep making retarded pictures with captions in it talking shit about soldiers, that is your life. You think wars happen for no reason and people died for nothing, because your such a disconnected brainwashed idiot that knows nothing except for shit. You can't troll anybody you are getting trolled by existing.
>>713171279
"If you don't like how the country is run then get out."
Spoken like a true scholar
>>713182800
Yeah, the Soviets definitely didn't have a massive standing army or hundreds of ICBMs aimed at the U.S.
>>713178688
You defend property and national interests. You shooting up some insurgents isn't going to do shit to help me practice religion (or not practice it) in peace or say what I want about this country without being harassed by the government.
>>713182643
And what the fuck do you think your goddess Hillary would do? She would allow the 'ILLEGALS" to vote, and allowed the Mudslimes to flow in and then they would blow up your schools and buildings where your parents work so they would be killed and you would no longer have any money to pay her.
>>713182927
There's no way a barely-educated high school jock could die for reason. All soldiers are heroes, support our troops, THESE COLORS DON'T RUN OO RAH
>>713182927
Wow this is seriously your first day here isnt it?
>>713182849
You tried to put Hillary in office and she is more of a dictator than so damn insane was.
Hello friends
>>713183179
Tell that to the politicians that send the military over there.
>>713183212
nah l just like telling trash that their trash you can think l'm reacting but l want you to know how much of a loser dumb nerd you are, you're a nerd with no skills or intelligence and you're getting abused by the system, look at you.
>>713183210
"thinks wars happen for no reason" the cause is greater then your shitty life, yes, you're all pawns, but still, rather be a welfare queen then a fucking faggot making pictures talking shit about soldiers while momma cooks me dinner
>>713183179
If you honestly don't understand how the projection of force by the US affects you, I envy the bliss that is your ignorance.
>>713169245
This image doesn't really make sense. Most women aren't even in combat roles.
>>713182763
The 90's called and they want their insults back.
>>713183827
Where from?
>>713183623
>trash, abused by the system
or
>welfare queen
Ya'll need to pick one and stick with it, soldiers are either living fat off the government or getting fucked.
Doing both is called a job.
>>713183623
>you're a nerd with no skills or intelligence
He doesn't know the difference between "their" and "they're" and he's insulting other people's intelligence. Wew lad.
>>713171279
You paying for the passports and work permits?
>>713183806
I'm not going to be a homeless alcoholic with no legs, but, hey, big picture. I'm sure you're doing very important work, waiting around to get bombed in a country you're not welcome in and don't need to be in.
>>713184178
Fuck off
>>713184118
l am neither, l'm above you. My place is above you as has it been since birth it is my right, you're trash. regardless, you all serve whether you like it or not, you all participate. keep judging your fellow trash to make you forget your place.
>>713184281
>>>713184178
>Fuck off
Lol you got him fam
>>713183205
The Muslims are sitting on their couches and laughing it up. Once Trump was elected, their work was done.
>>713184103
>Where from?
Where am I from? The U.S.
>>713183411
Hillary's an amateur compared to Trump as far as dictatorship goes. Just admit you didn't want a bitch running shit.
>>713184526
How's you vagina
>>713184347
I'm going to go ahead and assume that if you're incapable of forming a sentence, you're not "above me".
>>713183978
They just allowed women to serve in combat, what the fuck are you on about?
The definition of war can be defined as another out for two nations to make come to an agreement through means of force. That is all it is. But when your politicians who make agendas for this nation(US) are bought out by mega corporations that strive and make money off of war, this is where war can come to be more meaningless. Atrocities in war have been happening since the beginning, and if you don't think so than you are delusional. Tax money goes to the military, deal with it. You are upset about an over sized military spending but not the politicians that get us into wars? Put your effort into taking down the military industrial complex being involved in politics, and not those who are serving. War is gonna happen, military s will be needed. But the reason for them to be needed is not because of the soldier or the sailor. Its the politician. Get pissed at them, not the guys who are following orders. (If you say "Just don't follow orders" than read the UCMJ, and tell me how that will work out for them.) In conclusion: None of this matters, we are all useless, we are all gonna die and be forgotten in 3 generations at a max. The military will still be around while we are all dead and our lives remain meaningless.
>>713178646
>Got jacked as fuck
>Learned stress management
>tfw jealous libcucks too weak to enlist are butthurt they can't get the same outcome from the same opportunity
>>713169340
That bait tho
>>713184766
It's cute you think England is a country
>>713184757
that's okay think what you want. You will continue judging people to make yourself forget your lower level existence and l will continue being better then you since birth.
>>713184667
>people who could damage her or her campaign mysteriously die in accidents
>the emails
>Benghazi
>The media in her pocket
>not a dictator
Okay.
>>713185288
Back up your assertions anon.
How are you so great?
>>713185500
dubs... that's why he's better
>>713182800
I wouldn't say 50, I'd say about 20
>>713184953
Tldr
>>713182515
Who knew vets were so sensitive? It's almost as if they are embarrassed to be vets
>>713181505
wtf is actually happening here?
For the next war we must let England and all Eorupe enjoy their loss
>>713178646
underrated as fuck
>>713185694
highlighting your insecurities you pathetic faggot
There you go again, telling people how much better you are while saying "then you" instead of "than you". Such grade school mistakes really make you look like a fucking moron. No wonder you ended up in the military.
>>713169340
This triggers the Americuck conservative.
Need a safe space?
>>713186231
did you go back and check for grammar errors and spelling mistakes for that pure glorified shit you just wrote? How do you feel now? are you still a faggot?
>/b/ is more redpilled than /pol/
Alright, seriously, NOW we can delete /pol/.
>>713171904
You're not the world's police or bank. This retarded belief is fucking your own country up.
>>713186572
am the fucking real neo, the alt right is being setup and trump will turn on all
>>713186572
I came here for memes. You delivered. A+
>>713175991
>he believes this
>>713186619
NO, let him go, he is doing the bidding of the ones he despises, continue along this path for it is the right way, trump will save all. This IS how you make America great again, just be patient.
>>713185568
>implying double dubs aren't the best
ok
>>713186798
Good luck without us
>>713169245
Woah. Hey. You suck add. You don't like America? Leave.
>>713185868
Sure thing Vietnam Iraq Afghanistan
>>713175991
because dictators never have a military... Are you retarded? I understand your position, but you should let smarter people do it.
>>713186995
And good luck to you without us...
"your tax dollars at work"
>>713187053
Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!
>>713187235
that will be easy ha ha, thaks for making me laugh
You have to work for your money in the Military. That is not welfare. The military is more like communism than anything else. One would think more Bernie supporters would join.
>>713169245
"Good Riddance"
"And nothing of value was lost that day"
A nation needs an army or it can't exist. Other bigger people will take your shit if you can't defend it. That being said, the american military is grossly over-inflated, and regularly commits heinous acts because of extremely low standards for recruits and no real purpose to exists is the form it does. It's important to have an army, but our army is fucked up.
They few, the proud, the easily trolled.
>>713185338
the fact that you think she killed people who could "damage" her campaign speaks to how retarded you are. Media in her pocket? tf you talking about. the media was the main reason Trump got elected.
"dumb enough to die for oil"
It makes sense to be upset at massive military spending, but here's the thing:
Most of that money doesn't go to the guys in uniform. It goes to contractors who buddy up with the right people to fleece the government for millions. That's where you find shit like the F-35, which has soaked up a massive amount of money and delivered next to nothing.
Being hostile towards soldiers/saliors/airmen is basically the equivalent of yelling at a Wal-Mart cashier because their business model pushes out local businesses.
>>713187619
lf you make yourself look retarded while trolling does life not take that into account? Is it overlooked by the troll and the world? Or are you all complete trash in a conglomerate of trash.
Military-fags, if you were paid then it isn't service. Get off your high horse.
>>713187937
But Wal-Mart cashiers don't walk around the same unearned sense of pride and entitlement. If they did, then I'd be happy to rip on them too.
>>713169245
God bless her sacrifice
>>713187937
That's cool. But in this scenario I pay the Walmart cashiers' salary. After a few years of them killing children in a Walmart they aren't welcome in, they expect to be employee of the month forever. Anyone who doesn't call them employee of the month is unpatriotic.
Also, the cashier is racist, has a drinking problem, and is profoundly mentally ill. A percentage of these cashiers will go on shooting sprees after they are fired.
If any of these cashiers become homeless because they never learned to do anything useful, that's a moral failing on my part somehow.
>>713178688
You're a cog in a machine hired to pull a trigger to protect corporate interests. So stop deluding yourself that you're anything other than a mindless meat puppet doing a job because you can't hack it in the real world and would rather play soldier. Faggot.
Reading the comments i come to the same i did conclusion i did before. Most yanks really are fucking retarded.
>>713188410
>.
This is why I hope they do away with the volunteer service and make it mandatory that everyone under the age of 30 that is physically able to serve at least 3 years in the military.
>>713188856
Trump is now their President, do we need any more evidence?
We need to let Europe fall into war
>>713188971
Oh, okay, I get it. You are retarded too.
>>713189398
Just don't like people talking shit about something thy know nothing about but think because they took a gender studies class they are better than everyone else.
>>713188971
People in our country are dumb enough without three years of mandatory brainwashing.
>>713189522
Tbh a gender studies class is more useful than anything you learn in the military
>>713189636
>â–¶
They need the "washing" to clean the shit from their brains.
>>713188410
Most vets don't walk around with a sense of entitlement, but to be fair, if Wal-Mart cashiers were lauded with the same amount of praise as vets, some cashiers would probably adopt a similar mindset.
>>713188670
>Anyone who doesn't call them employee of the month is unpatriotic.
I don't really agree with the sentiment that vets are basically Jesus lite, and I'll agree with you that this isn't the way it should be.
>Also, the cashier is racist, has a drinking problem, and is profoundly mentally ill. A percentage of these cashiers will go on shooting sprees after they are fired.
Again, most vets aren't like this, and a lot of them reflect the areas they came from, like the deep south. Guys don't come in normal, rational people and leave as alcoholic lunatics.
No more will commit shooting sprees than their respective demographic.
>If any of these cashiers become homeless because they never learned to do anything useful, that's a moral failing on my part somehow.
Again, a culture aspect I don't agree with, but it's not the vet's fault.
>>713169988
Think this is a liberterian-conservative criticism of the military btw. The kind of cunts that don't want to provide disability payments to veterans with no limbs. A liberal would happily call for disabled veterans to get a free house & welfare etc.
>>713189685
Yeah, because most of the military isn't support, where you learn a skill.
Not even counting the obvious survival skills learned even as an infantryman.
>>713189870
>I'll agree with you
What? Are you an adult or something? I'm trying to ruffle some vet feathers, and here you are being reasonable.
im joined the USAR as a 68P in the reserves and now im making 42 an hour doing my dream job, about to have an interview for a cath lab position (starting out 54 an hour)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Like i give a fuck what a random 19 year old republican thinks, I tried for four years to get into radiology school and i failed in 3 schools every year due to how many people wanted to get in the program. The army is the only place that gave me what i wanted.
"you're just a faggot that had to suck the govt's dick to get what you needed"
whatever you say bro
>>713186572
FUCK /B/ IS FULL OF PRETENTIOUS PRICKS
HAIL TRUMP HAIL VICTORY
>>713190150
>survival skills
Rent is due, better dig a fox hole!
>>713186381
>someone posts stupid shit
>"that shit's stupid"
>"BWAAAAAAA YOURE TRIGGERED CONSERVICUCKS!!! DONT BE SO ANGRY HILLARY WON THE POPULAR VOTE!!!! IN ANY OTHER COUNTRY SHE EOULD BE PRESIDENT NOW!!!!!
Fuck the oldfags were right. The fappening did ruin this place.
>>713179865
holy fucken shit that is marone corps base hawaii >>713179865
one of the dame wing hangers
>>713190202
Sorry, you got the Air Force guy, some of us have functioning brains.
You gotta find the marines for maximum mad.
>>713189685
Why don't you go down and talk to a recruiter if that is what you think. You will find your gender studies class is worthless. You do learn skills in the military. It's not all grab a weapon and shoot you dipshit.
>>713190355
I mean, if you never leave the city/suburbs, that's your loss.
>>713185694
i forgot the actual name of it but its something like squad push-ups or something.
theres a game where two or more teams of marines get into a push up position with their legs on top of the shoulders of the person behind them. tho goal is to do more push ups than the other teams.
although simple it is extremely difficult if one person in the group loses his strength and thus the rest of the group fails to complete the push up. they usually put the weakest or smallest person in the front because he carries the least amount of weight.
>>713190575
>You do learn skills in the military.
Like what, how to become a mall cop making minimum wage when you get out?
>>713190869
I learned how to beat my wife
>>713190970
And how to properly maintain a weapon to eventually an hero with.
>>713190869
I learned how to work on fighter jets. more specifically i am an F-18 power plant mechanic. if i get my airframer & power plant license i can get a job with boeing or ups making anywhere from 35 to 75 dollars an hour doing the same job, but much easier. but thats just me. i cant speak for these MPs or grunts.
>>713191184
How many F-18 fighter jets does UPS have? You've been duped, anon.
>>713191184
I was able to go that route straight out of high school if I had wanted to, without serving.
>>713191330
How do you think same-day delivery works?
>>713191330
lol did you not read the power plant part? or do you just not know what that means? lol
i work on the engines and shit. not the whole jet dude. im pretty sure UPS has planes with turbo-fan engines.
>>713190869
High pressure welding including nuclear welding, fire fighting, plumbing, carpentry, pip-fitting, design & construction. and that is only part of the skills you learn as an HT in the navy. What about you? sitting at home smoking some weed pulling your dick to pics of your mother while she and your dad support you lazy ass?
>>713191184
Hey my best friend's an AM.
Ya'll party hard.
>>713191656
>>713191184
>>>713190869
>I learned how to work on fighter jets.
Fighter jets, got it.
>more specifically i am an F-18 power plant mechanic.
Specific kind of mechanic, got it
>if i get my airframer & power plant license i
Don't have that yet, got it.
Sounds like the fastest way to get that $75 an hour you want would have been to skip the parts you won't be using in your new job. You got a bunch of training that won't transfer.
It's like adding your WoW guild to your résumé and applying for a data entry job. They both use computers, but...
>>713191735
Pay attention: this plumber is protecting your FREEDOM.
>>713191735
I'm not sure about nuclear welding, but again, all the other things you named were available to be learned in high school without serving. At least they were where I went to school. I don't know a single person who joined the military who got a job afterwards in their field of service. Not a single one out of dozens.
>>713192157
I attended classes on a Boeing campus during HS. I took a slightly different route (Aerospace Engineering), but still had a high paying job waiting for me before I even graduated. Without serving.
>>713192333
>he's not a nuclear welder
>>713192315
Yep. I bet when your toilet gets fucked up or your pipes start leaking you call someone like me and pay them 45-65 bucks an hour to fix your shit because you lack the skills to do it yourself.
I have never seen so many people fall for such shitty bait.
>>713192157
not necessarily, i could land a job being a power plant mech in the civilian world without an A&PP license but i would probably wouldnt get paid more than 35 an hour. the A&PP license is why mechs like us get paid more because they take forever to get and usually cost some money as a civilian. a guy who just got out of the military with an A&PP license already has secret clearance (which also cost money to get) and has at least 4-5 years of experience. its pretty easy to land a job. most of the guys who get out and don't completely hate what they do usually go that route.
>>713189685
Forgot my dad went into the corps and went through engineering school, left the corps 3 years later and is now making 120k+
Man he really should've just taken a gender studies class
>>713192765
Unfortunately everyone don't get that opportunity. There are many roads to take people to where they want to go even if it is the same destination.
>>713192952
>I learned a lot in the military
>Just wait until I get my hands on your feces, I'll show you
>>713193074
I make the same, no debt from engineering school and no service. And I took a gender studies class.
>>713191417
sure i believe you. but you would have to pay out of pocket for everything wouldnt you? plus whatever company you would apply for would have to pay to get a secret clearance for you. something we get automatically. im not saying my route is better, but what i am saying i didnt have to pay my way through training to get these things while you would have too. and when i joined i was broke and couldnt pay for shit.
>>713193385
You ever consider that someone might have actually enjoyed their time in the service?
The way you lump it in with college debt makes it sound like a massive pain in the ass.
>>713193632
Exactly. My dad loved serving, it helped him get in the best shape of his life, helped him become a leader, and he got life long friends then he still talks to 30 years later.
>>713193148
Fair enough. As long as people don't act like superior pricks about their life choices, I generally don't have a problem with them.
>>713193629
Boeing will cover the costs for such things, as long as you successfully complete the courses.
>>713193841
oh okay, i didnt know that. fair enough
>>713193841
but when boeing gets aplications from people who already have A&PP license and a secret clearance it just makes it easier for them and we usually get promised a job before we even get out.
LE EDGY
>>713194030
Probably. And most HS kids don't put in the effort to take such classes if they are even available, or willing to go to school year-round like I did.
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>>713194322
Guys stop agreeing this is supposed to be a shit flinging b8fest.
>>713184730
I don't know, how's you vagina?
>>713194428
Too many reasonable people here. Next time I'm specifying no air force, and maybe throwing in a Confederate flag
>>713185571
because AM radio has been plugging your ass with backwater bullshit for years. Please, elaborate for us all, what major threat did America encounter in 1996?
>>713194513
I'll be sure to check your girlfriend's vag while you are deployed and let you know.
>>713172313
>mfw this guy is probably an american
>>713194786
Hope you like seconds, It's time for an upgrade anyway.
>>713194786
lmao, what a sad little man.
I hope you voted for Hillary at least.
>>713195416
Why? Dems actually want to take care of vets. We can't have that shit.
ITT: 12-year-old Green Day fans
>>713169245
>bottom text
>>713195526
nah, vets are fine, no reason to shit on the uneducated.
>>713179543
Well yeah, that's his point. He's living like royalty on your taxes while you're stuck in the rat race.
>>713195249
LOL I'll be home on leave. While he's fucking yours I'll be fucking his LOL.
>>713182548
Good Goyim
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>>713182548
it sure is 1978 in here.
>>713195704
>living like royalty
>making less than minimum wage per hour
Pick one.
>>713195876
but why?
>>713183205
>Hillary would have been a bad president therefore Trump should never be criticized
The ol' Clinton retort expired, she isn't president, Trump can only be judged on his actions which up to this point, have damaged America.
If those brave boys weren't over in the middle east raping children and building corpse pyramids then muslims would be taking away my machinegun collection
God bless American soldiers MAGA
>>713172313
only if they can make it past our navy, which has both of them whipped at the same time.
>>713171904
>Implying liberals are the driving force behind US military imperialism
Best I can do is 15 keks, good day sir.
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>>713194955
no one's gonna help spread this, I advise you stop while you're ahead.
>>713175163
Look everyone! An expert on this very subject! How fortuitous for us that he also happens to spend his free time posting on 4chan! What are the odds?
>>713196729
They are actually in a way. When they protest about some fucking dictator killing his people and make the politicians send the military in to take him out so the corps run by the liberals can make more money and in turn the politicians get more cash in their "campaign fund".
>>713196917
Keep you head buried in the sand. It does happen and a lot more than you think. I bet you think the media tells the truth and tells you everything. The government doesn't lie and they are there to help and protect you because they know whats best for you.
>>713189522
>people should be forced to do something I like for 3 years because it hurts my feelings when they say that what I like is retarded
>I call everything other people like retarded
you entitled little spastic cunt
>>713175659
Literally this.
>grow up in a first world country
>go to school
>potato.bmp
>drop out
>knock up female potato
>food/clothes for baby potato not free
>ohshitnigger.wmv
>dad says go to army
>pewpewkaplowie
>kill kebab
>defend murica
>feel guilty for destroying kebabs
>drink a lot
>come home
>drink more
>destroy own potato family
>drink more
>run out of money
>beg on streets for booze money to forget the pain
>why nobody help veterans?
How about you go fuck yourself
>>713197306
Not because it is something I liked. In fact I didn't care much for it but it was something that needs to be done. But by making all you liberal self riotous fucks in there, you will learn what it is like as well as some of you actually learning a skill you could use to get a fucking job and get the fuck out of your parents basement. Besides you could always move to the EU and hug your Muslim buddies there.
>>713190439
Literally no one mentioned hillary or newfags.
>>713197543
my country has mandatory service, where I served.
I'm not opposed to working in the army in general, hence why I served as an actual soldier for 3 years, but mandatory service was beyond pointless.
>>713197176
I don't doubt the government is full of liars and murderers. I'm simply pointing out that the odds of you being in a position to know these things as fact rather than opinion are pretty close to zero.
>>713190439
this place was garbage before jessi slaughter. you didn't miss anything
>>713196012
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He hasn't even taken office yet. You hero Obama had went around telling other countries that Trump as bad and evil and not to worry because he wouldn't get elected. Now he's going around telling them he will be fine. Your Hero Obama should have kept if chicken eating lips closed.
>>713169245
We kill one sandnigger like OP for every reply this comment recieves.
>>713197790
All one has to do is be in the right place at the right time and listen. Then pretend you didn't hear shit. You would be surprised.
>>713169245
congrats at the bait OP. You really got all the morons here mad
>>713197753
At times it is yes. But also at other times like the US is currently in, it needs to be. maybe after about 5 or 6 generations it could go back to volunteer.
>I fought and defended your freedom
Really? Since when were the Iraqis and Afghans, both possessing utter shit militaries, the latter barely having one, ever EVER A THREAT TO YOUR FREEDOM? They were never a threat to the American way of life, democracy or country.
Anyone who claims the 'freedom' excuse has succumbed to the most pathetic case of brainwashing and government propaganda.
>>713182548
mfw
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>>713198178
Without the military to protect your freedom you would not have it first off. The military does fight in a lot of bullshit wars that we have no business in but the fact is the military doesn't decide to go fight a fucking war. It's the politicians that send the military over to do it. I guess you complain about your pencil making spelling mistakes on your paper too.
>>713174984
>>713198178
Personally. I'd like to let the rest of the world defend them selves. If their government isn't strong enough to protect it people then that government and it's people get what they deserve.
Lol I love how murkans go apeshit when you insult their troops. Face it, your army is just a bunch of suicidal queers in expensive equipment. You lose wars against untrained farmers with ww2 weaponry no matter if its in jungle or desert. And you expect to win anything against a real army? Top kek.
how the fuck is this thread going after 5 hours
>>713199479
Cause muritards cry and rest of the world laughs. Its pretty entertaining.
America's finest
>>713169245
Quads
>>713182800
I've always think this when I hear "WE'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM" but I keep it to myself. I have too many bros and family in the military, I would be demonized if I ever said that outloud.
