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Can you do it?
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Sure thing nigga
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No criminal record.
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magic the gathering
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Someone should put OPs pic on thugs twitter.
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my dad's around.
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>>713169218
You do it, report back with results
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I luv wutarmellun
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>>713168971
"Sure thing dad"
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>>713168971
I can swim
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love my dad
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>>713168971
Had a father.
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graduated elementary school
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I can read
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>>713168971
home from work
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I love hockey
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KFC is gross
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i'm a nigger
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I payed taxes
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I have a job.
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>>713170836
ya dun goofed
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Graduated High school.

Can I ask?

What is this?
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I have class
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>>713168971
My life matters
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I hate basketball
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>>713168971
Which is correct?
Prove you're not a nigger.
Prove you aren't a nigger.
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I play pro-football


...dammit, I failed, huh?
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>>713168971
I Grove Internally
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>>713168971
Gas the kikes
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>>713168971
uses belts properly
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Credit Score 783
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>>713171130
That's more than three words, nigger.
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>>713168971
Ask ask ask
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i hate watermelon
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Capital gains tax.

... although that probably makes me a kike.
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>>713168971
That's four words you retarded faggot
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>>713168971
Never picked cotton.
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Proud Trump Donor
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Have checking acct
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I am 6'9

failed again
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AYY HOL UP
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>>713169690
Mexican detected
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>>713171573
Dunno, Kanye likes Trump.
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Nigger Lawn Jockeys
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>>713169690
cuban detected
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11 inch penis

.
dammit I'm bad at this
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I am white.
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>>713171684
But did he donate to the campaign?
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>>713168971
Can't read graffiti.
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>>713168971
Don't eat watermelon
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Hate fried chicken
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considered a fetish
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paid child support
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voted for trump
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Saw my dad
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>>713168971
I can read
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Don't like chicken
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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>>713168971
I have kids
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I hate Trayvon.
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>>713169884
>had a father

Ebony detected
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I am pure Aryan
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I am racist.
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I pay taxes
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Let'a see:

Know my Dad

I like Mayonnaise

STD Test: Negative

I like Cops

Never Took Welfare

Good Credit Score

I hate basketball

I can swim
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Police love me
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I'm black and actually fit almost all of these statement.

but OP is still correct. see. there is actually a difference between black people and niggers, and that difference is most of the posts in this thread
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>>713170836
Stupid fucking idiot
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I dindu nuffin
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>>713173385
Why do you people have to break the rules constantly?
The instructions were clear.
Use three words.
It's like it's in your DNA, or something.
You have to do it WRONG no matter what.
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My dad's white
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>>713171830
He gets it
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>>713168971
Schopenhauer Nietzsche Kant
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>>713168971
Chinga tu madre
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sorry. do-over.

>>713173527
hate niggers too.
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not on welfare
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Graduated high school
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What's a >nigger ?
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i run slow
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Credit score: 750
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>>713168971
I like MLP
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fucked my cousin
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>>713173778
Newfags can't
>>>/b/uetext
This guy can't even
>greentext
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>>713174147
>>>/n/igger
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what is koolaid
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using 3 words.
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>>713168971
Don't like malt liquor
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Who is Obama
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No Welfare card
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>>713174642
Found the nigger
Niggers can't count
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I'm no rapist.
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Full-Time Job
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My cousins hot
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Jail? Never been.
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No food stamps
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I voted Clinton.
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Build that wall.
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>>713175775
Negro detected.
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i build computers
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i am white
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>>713175994
So does Terry Crews
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Thank you officer
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I'm not Obama.
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young thugga thuggin
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>>713174948
White trash detected.
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>>713168971
Paid child support.
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I adore loli
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>>713171130
Neither are incorrect when used in an informal setting.

Generally contractions are not to be used in formal speech or writing.
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>>713168971
Never been jailed
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"Great job officer"
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>>713168971
I'm not brown.
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Not on EBT

have a job


Dad is around
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5 inch dick, expansive board game collection, am i good? Actually graduated high school. That enough?
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Bought my bike
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>>713168971
I love Radiohead
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>>713168971
we wuz kangz
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obamarama
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>>713180589
m-16
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>>713180529
you are doing it wrong nigger
>good afternoon officer
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>>713180644
black lives matter
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Job, Employed, Credit
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I used deodorant.
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French Horn Performer
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>>713180737
no they dont
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>>713180737
this one can actually work though
60% of blm activists are white nu-male faggots apologizing for being a superior race
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>>713181110
give this guy a cookie
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>>713168971
Own gaming pc
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>>713168971
I am yellow
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>>713168971
i pay taxes
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Aryan master race
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4 inch hard
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>>713168971
Not in jail.
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>>713181512
Kek
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>>713168971
B'vracha, Rabbi Spitzer.
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>>713180737
Underrated.
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>>713168971
Not a nigger
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>>713168971
Has a father
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>>713168971
Nigger not I
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>>713168971
I am human.
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>>713181936
>I has a father
WHOSE DAD DID YOU TAKE, JAMAL?
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>>713168971
Not on welfare.
Wait, that puts me out of the like category as well, kek.
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>>713182158
The one I was born with, Schwartz.
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Above average intelligence
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I respect women
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own my house
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>>713182162
*kike, kek
Fuck autocorrect
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>>713182306

own my car
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>>713168971
there they're their.
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>>713182422
well fed children
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>>713168971
NOT A MONKEY
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>>713182495

can't moon walk
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Have not stolen
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married my wife
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>>713174147
>>>/b/luetext *
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graduated from university
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>>713171130
"Prove you aint aren't not a nigger", of course
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never raped anyone
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>>713168971
Y'all like nascar?
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>>713169489
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Good evening gentlemen
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never fled police
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Chicken? no thanks
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never picked cotton
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I have rights
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>>713168971
k f c
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>>713168971
I work hard.
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never dated "bitchez"
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don't accept hand-outs
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gun owned legally
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780 SAT score
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750 credit score
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Build the wall
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>>713168971
my dad's here
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will retire comfortably
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Regan...

"good old days"
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>>713168971
Respect the Police
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>>713168971
I didnt leave.
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I a nigger
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never been incarcerated
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black lives matter
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>>713168971
job.
savings.
homeowner.
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Buying gee eff.
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i gotta dad
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Full time job
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Trailer parks rule
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Hey! Dads home
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I love ponies
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Drive tractor downtown
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Married my daughter
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Gap in teeth
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Married family cow
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Straw hats fashionable
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Beer is life
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>>713168971
I am gay
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I voted Trump
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ow my sunburn
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I like math
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"Twilight" was art
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>>713168971

Allow me.

"Gainfully employed"
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>>713185555
Waste of quads only niggers would read that trash all white people without exception are too smart if you think otherwise you are evil
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>>713168971
Degree in Science
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i'm with her
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I'm a cuck
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yo ho ho
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Fucked my cousin
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mayonnaise for dinner
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Love my trailer
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bike not stolen
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Double parenting product.
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>>713168971
Phone number memorized
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>>713168971
Married with Children.
Not in Jail.
Don't have Aids.
Don't wear stripes.
know my children.
provide for family.
strong work ethic.
Six figure income.
No criminal record.

I could go on.
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I just graduated.
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Not scared easily
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Nawwww mayyyne, shii
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Hello there, son.
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Have good hair
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>>713168971
I'm not black
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not in jail
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Crack is meh
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>>713187036
*NIGGER DETECTED*

(shoots nigger on sight)
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>>713173661
Fuck off Spic.
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>>713168971
Good Credit Score
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>>713168971
I killed Trayvon.
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>>713190603
nigga and autism
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>>713168971
Born in Russia
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>>713168971
Good Game Brother
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Tea time, nigga
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Passed grade twelve
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I hate rap.
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cream onthe inside
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I'm home kids
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Shot up school.
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