If you were president, what would be the first things you would do?
>>713168216
Make Bernie Sanders my VP and then resign so Bernie becomes president.
Lower age of consent?
>>713169414
Leave this thread commie.
>>713169414
Faggot
Revive the jim Crow laws
>>713169453
To what number?
>>713168216
Get my last full night of sleep. Fap first tho.
>>713169429
Can you elaborate on this pepe?
Free bell peppers policy?
Put a glass of ice cold chocolate milk in the hands of every American
>>713169511
>>713169547
Do I need to be an edgy conservative in order to fit in here? :^)
Propose legislation to abolish the Executive branch.
Just kidding! Americans are too stupid to manage affairs without a figurehead to project their prejudices and half-baked dreams upon and pretend he's the one in charge when they need someone to blame.
>>713168216
Kill myself.
>>713169695
Yes leave
>>713168216
>If you were president, what would be the first things you would do?
1. Carrier group parks next to Gaza, establish no-fly zone over Gaza, locate and seize Israel's submarine fleet and their nuclear arsenal
2. Arrest all Jews in the USA. Freeze all Jew assets worldwide
3. Begin audit of the "Federal" Reserve, torturing as many Jew bankers as necessary. Fold the "Fed" back in to the Treasury Department.
That would be adequate for my first morning in the Oval Office. Then a light lunch and then the afternoon's agenda.
>>713169695
>Do I need to be an edgy conservative in order to fit in here? :^)
Welcome to Breitbart: Nights. Post your address and we'll send you a collection of Rush Revere books for the kiddies!
>>713168216
deport all the people who said they would leave if i were elected president
i would give my people what they want
Auction off the presidency
Probably do a Hitler and kick out every jew that has power/influence. From then, imitate Franco's Spain.
>>713168216
Two chicks at the same time, man.
>>713168216
Restrict political opposition
Intimidate media, make it clear they are not to challenge me
Appoint to powerful stations, those who were most supportive of me. Their capability is inconsequential, only their loyalty matters.
Use executive power to put in place many things designed specifically to curtail criticism of my administration
Restriction of media rights that are critical of me.
Round up dangerous groups or groups I dislike
Re-instate the comittee on Un-American activities
Re-instate Mcarthyism
Ban all non-european religions.
Create a list of possible groups, individuals etc that could be problematic to my administration
Re-enact Wilson's law against criticizing the government or military
Staunch removal of almost all pornography.
Create a system similar to China for the internet, walling Americans off from the dangerous thoughts of lesser civilizations.
>>713169695
>do I need to be edgy?
>wants a communist pig for a president
Off yourself, faggot.
>>713169966
checked and keked
>>713169697
>figurehead
Europigs mad because USA is the greatest country to exist, and practically owns Europigea. How cute.
>>713170133
Communist presidents aren't that edgy. The most horrid leaders are authoritarians and totalitarian leaders, which aren't really unique to a specific ideology (though they tend to generally skew right)
>>713170133
Bernie is literally and unironically not a communist. He's a social democrat.
>>713169697
Who runs your irrelevant country?
>>713170228
Most countries are giddy at Americas decline. Primarily China and Russia
>>713169414
mom's basement dweller detected
>>713169695
I gotchu fam.
>>713168216
I would pardon a turkey, and give the medal of freedom honor to a lesbian while the whole world is crumbling, while riots are happening, and then just be a stupid nigger for the rest of my term while liberals and socialists try to undermine the system of democracy and steal the election from President Elect. What would you do?
>>713168216
Grab me some bad hombres by the pussy, and then have sex with my daughter. Maybe call up Putin, see if he needs any favours.
>>713170392
That's why we didn't let another career politician into office to keep doing the same shit that's had us slipping
>>713169697
>guy who appoints every other member of the administration and who has total control of every branch of government isn't the one in total power akin to a dictatorship
Sure thing, m8. I bet you think American politiccs aren't so partisan'd that most people care FAR more about their party than the country. IE. A democrat or republican congress and senate will do anything their parties president asks of them. In a super majority situation (like what US has now) you have one man essentially in control of every last aspect of government.
This is generally referred to as an authoritarianist regime/state
Conduct a mass mandatory state sponsored ass-washing of all jews. They will be rounded up, loaded onto trains and shipped to the jewish ass washing complex, in which their asses will be forcibly washed right out and then the jews will be discharged right outside of the ass washing temple, no transportation to where they were picked up will be provided.
get a blowjob from one of my interns
>>713168216
Round up and exterminate the Rothschild banking clan. Maybe throw Soros in there too
>>713170585
>ass-washing of all jews.
Of all the fetishes to have, you chose this one
>>713168216
Buff the space budget and escape this cancerous rock.
>>713170570
Actually we did, the electoral college simply ignores the will of the people.
Also considering trumps team is more elitist and swampy than the ones leaving, that's interesting.
Also, your country is likely to lose 30-60 million jobs.. 9 million in January if NAFTA is torn up.
Save Europe
>>713170585
If they exhale through their noses, they can produce enough thrust to fly
>>713168216
Immediately secure the border. Release all individuals in the military that were arrested for crimes during the wars unless they were apparently grotesque.
Make an alliance with Russia, push for the end of the UN, and commit my time to have america become more self reliant.
>>713170133
>calls a republican president a communist
>wouldnt last a day in a real communist country without crying to his mommy
libtards prove they are the dumbest group of people on earth
Continue with the shit Im currently taking
>>713170679
The sheer amount of soap usage alone will be absolutely devastating to the unhygienic condition of the jewish ass.
>>713170340
Social democrats and socialists create miserable fucking societies for the poor where people are entirely at the mercy of the local authorities
>t. grew up poor as fuck in a UK council estate when the Labour Party was in power
>>713170759
>we did
>your country
which one is it nigger?
>>713170401
I'm like 2500 miles away from my mom's basement, nignog.
>>713170775
So...WW3?
>>713168216
Get rid of the damned NFA
>>713168216
Dig up a ton of real incriminating shit on some faggot i want to be my VP. Then divulge all government secrets over a live broadcast. Use the incriminating evidence to blackmail vp after i get impeached/resign to pardon me.
>>713168216
build a New Auschwitz
>>713170869
Unlike far right nationalist dictatorships like those seen in Argentina, Spain, Germany, Italy, almost all of the middle east etc
>>713170759
>Actually we did, the electoral college simply ignores the will of the people.
Get fucked. This country doesn't need to be run California and New York
>>713169580
oooh, that's really edgy. Humor based entirley on shock is so clever
>>713171076
Thats most of the US population......
No one wants some guy that fucks cows in Wisconsin making any type of decision
>>713170759
>brings up jobs
>doesnt understand why the middle class working whites never vote for the democrats
Ask a bunch of stuff about classified information I guess. Take a tour of all the crazy bunkers and missile silos.
Fuck all of europe
>>713169676
I'm lactose intolerant but I appreciate the gesture
>>713171221
id rather have some guy who fucks cows in wisconsin making that decision then a bunch of retarded liberal fucks who have the combined iq of a sack of potatos
Cut the military budget by enormous levels to the point we only have nukes with full triad. I wouldnt be a pussy and not use them.
>>713168216
Deport Trump
>>713171361
Fuck Europe up, or fuck every person in Europe?
>>713169615
Roll for it.
>>713169836
This TBH, I'd kick my VP to the curb and hold an open auction for the VP Spot, then resign
>>713171516
My last two digits is the new age of consent
>>713169966
Good to see you again, President Clinton.
>>713171035
What? When did I say I thought a far-right dictatorship was better? Authoritarianism of any alignment often creates fucking awful conditions for the poor, especially in primary or secondary sector economies.
>>713171499
Fuck all of Europe
>>713169676
i like my milk how i like my country,white
>>713170133
>not knowing what communism is
A man named Fidel Castro just died, you should look him up. you might learn something
>>713170858
you would need something like high grade caustic soda
Release ALL classified data on the JFK assassination, ALL the Bush41 and Bush43 data, and ALL of Obama's classified shit.
Appoint Anthony Fantano as my secretary of state
>>713171735
but what about the holocaust
we must not let the goyim continue with their hoax
>>713171221
If California wants socialism, they have their state government to enact it.
The electoral college prevents further infection into the rest of the us.
You guys all ignored my post. I thought we were friends, guess not
>>713171370
you will be forced to drink
>>713171581
Oh, shit.
Well, that's the end of us.
>>713171581
lemonparty.org
your mum
>>713171881
Basically this
Cali is largely middle class. Not entirely, but largely. These middle class morons are usually bleeding heart liberals who enact socialist policies to help the poor, but only wind up damning the poor further. The poor get poorer, so they bring in more shitty policies to help the poor, and end up fucking them over even more
>>713169776
I'm interested, what's the afternoon agenda?
>>713170869
explain how the germans became very prosperous under the socialist nazi's before the ww2??
Invade New Zealand.
>>713171881
>prevents further infection into the rest of us
how well did that work out in 2008 and 2012
the problem with voting is not the election process itself,its the people who we allow to vote
>>713168216
Jerk off onto the desk in the oval office to mark my territory.
>>713169776
>>713172162
>I'm interested, what's the afternoon agenda?
The glorious RETURN TO AFRICA program kicks off. Say goodbye to your favorite nigger now, because they'll be returning to the Mother Continent in the immediate future.
>>713172316
You leave the 'zeals alone you fucking Jew and stop blasting them with HAARP earthquakes you ridiculous kike!
>>713168216
I'd drunk call Mexican government officials just to fuck with them, while eating nice food in the Oval Office. Then I'd begin taking the job seriously, quit drinking, smoke a joint every once in a while, legalize pot, and work towards a blend of libertarian, republican, and sometimes democratic legislation.
>>713168216
Nominate Ted Cruz to SCOTUS
Assign special investigator to investigate FBI Director. How he allowed EVERYONE immunity and wtf allowed Cheryl Mills to not go to jail.
Assign investigator to force Hawaiian vital records to release Obama's birth certificate to put it to rest finally.
Assign special investigator to look into rampant voter fraud.
Undo handing over of ICANN to enemies
Undo Iran deal
>>713172074
>cali
>middle class
im sorry,but the politics of california does not make it a state for the middle class
>>713172451
rip Will Smith, Guys in Suits Fighting Aliens was my favorite movie
>>713172642
I AM SCROTUS DEFENDER OF TESTICLES
>>713171618
This.
>>713172642
>Nominate Ted Cruz to SCOTUS
Does anyone unironically think this would be a good idea?
>>713171294
Yeah, this is what I'd want to do before anything else. Learn all the secrets.
Then hookers and blow
>>713169644
thats true ive never seen this pepe before
> Be me
> Is president
> Make country Islamic to get ISIS to join
> Send all the third nation people to concentration camps
> Fuck female ISIS terrorists day and night
> Nuke North Korea and Russia with all my nukes
> start dictatorship
> Becames the next hitter and die from cancer
> Engage in BDSM in hell
> Profit
Why is Europe Godless?
>>713168216
>cut oil trade with the filthy Saudis and focus on better trade relations with Canada, Mexico, and the Western Bloc of South America, therefore creating a self-reliant Federation of the Americas. >pull all military assets from the world and watch as cities burn because we aren't policing them
>tell Israel to fuck off
>cease support of Europe and NATO
>Profit
>>713170370
Obama atm. Trump come January.
Just kidding. The banks run it. But these figureheads are grabbing more and more executive power with each administration.
>>713168216
> Fire 70% of government employees. It's a welfare system for the useless
> get rid of disability.
> cut the MIC budget by 75%. It's ridiculously inflated. To an insane degree
Use all of that money for:
> Improve public schools
> Free college for anyone with a TBD IQ. Education is critical to our success
> universal healthcare for all citizens
> ship out any and all illegals who are criminals or unemployed or on the government tit
> improve infrastructure
Do you think Trump is going to take a bar of Zest to those dirty Jew asses?????
>>713171622
Then how about if you move to a white country, ass napkin!
Get rid of high school. It's useless. Make grades 1 through 7th mandatory and replace highschool with a mandatory college program.
No, Jews are good people
>>713173448
Oh, and legalize marijuana, and stop locking people up for stupid shit
>>713168216
In no particular order...
>Make the practice of Islam illegal
>Deport African Americans not well integrated into Society to a newly developed labor detention center on an island in the Pacific
>Deport Mexican Americans not well integrated into Society to a newly developed detention center on an island in the Pacific
>Pardon Julian Assange and offer asylum and amnesty to all future whistleblowers unless they violate the first 3 acts of power
>Declare pact of non-obligating friendship with Russia
>Deport all illegal non-citizens to a newly developed detention center on an island in the Pacific
>Restrict marriage to US born heterosexual couples only
>Make the practice and advertisement of obscene sexuality (gay pride etc) illegal - civilized homosexuality between consenting adults remains legal
>Make the recognition of sexes beyond Male and Female illegal. Rehabilitate sufferers of mental illness and reintegrate them into society
>Heavily tax imported goods with exceptions on high-end cars, weapons and unique goods which cannot be produced locally
>End government support of renewable energies such as solar and wind and heavily support Hydrogen/Helium based reactor research instead with Nuclear picking up the slack until a viable point has been reached in research
>Remove all vehicle emission regulations and load limits for commercial trucks
>Ban the use of plastics and other cheap materials in the construction of motor vehicles and trucks
>Ban the use of plastics and heavy metals in commercial food and drink storage products (e.g.: soft drink cans will become glass)
>Begin a nationwide Broadband Upgrade Plan aiming to connect over 70% of US Citizens to connections of 1000mbps and 100% of Households to a 100mbps service
>Redefine definition of broadband of unlimited connections of 100mbps or greater
>Incentivize and greatly subsidize commercial data centers along with the establishment of government funded ones in each and every capital city
>>713173710
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jews are parasites. An entire race/religion that exists to Jew other people. Jew is a verb and it's what Jews do.
>>713173732
Where from?
>>713174047
Spend a lot of time on the Internet, don't you? This thread made me happy. I'm happy that you're not president.
>>713174169
I think your wrong
>>713174231
Texas
>>713168216
>kill tards
>invade Poland
>kill jews
>>713174047
lol
>>>>>>>/pol/
are you completly retarded? there are no islands in the Pacific.
>>713168216
Abolish the Federal Reserve.
Abolish the DEA
End the drug war
Reform immigration not spread hate towards immigrants
Fix but not remove Obama care
Force all kids to be vaccinated
Close gun shop loophole
Better background checks to stop mass shootings
Cut military budget by 20%
Pull out of foreign conflicts
Strengthen EPA
Start carbon tax on businesses to incentivise green energy
Give NASA more funding
Shut down NSA
Take government out of business to help economy by allowing certain tax breaks/benefits
Improve relations with hostile countries but not be their bitch
Fix social security somehow
After that I'd prolly get blazed and play some golf and see if my boy George W Bush wants to come over
Use my position to further my self and my family at the cost of billions of others.
ban memes
>>713174782
>What is Hawaii
>>713172642
So...an authoritarian dictatorship?
>jail political opponents
>try to fix things to favor you in further elections
>>713168216
>Force all kids to be vaccinated
How many vaccines are enough? When I was a kid I got like FOUR vaccines... now it's up to SEVENTY-TWO vaccines by the time a kid is five years old. Too many, and too many at the same time.
Who's to say how much is enough? The AMA, remember, is a SALES PROTECTION RACKET. Meant to sell what were once called "patent medicines" in place of folk remedies, natural cures. The AMA is about MONEY.
>>713174047
Do you think you could do any of this without severe resistance, economic downheaval, terrorist attack reactions and international sanctions and war?
>NO ONE GUNNA STOP ME I M LEADER OF CUNTRY
That's what the Soviets said
That's what the Nazi's said
That's what Saddam said
That's what Ghaddafi said
Guess who isn't around anymore.
>move in to Whitehouse
>fuck bitches
>>713175414
So you're going to go to war with hawaii/trigger civil war?
Before you think they can't win, do note that foreign powers LOVE to send troops and support revolutionaries if they dislike the government being rebelled against. The US exists almost entirely because France felt like fucking with the British.
>>7113169414(you)
>>713168216
gaycock my nigger dick then fuck barbra bush
>>713175579
Conspiracies devoid of fact or intelligence
The hallmark of authoritarian regimes and the post-truth America
Corporate and capital gains tax modification.
Impose taxes on imported goods, to incentivize local production.
Nationwide revamp of railway system. Improved to electro mag level. (Disallow privatization of said tracks.)
>>713173624
say that again. Highschool's the most useless waste of time
>>713176153
Deport myself to china
legalize weed
Make it mandatory for citizens to pass a fucking intelligence test prior to being eligible to vote. God dam the ignorant bastards for cucking the country over.
Become president
ban microsoft and all microsoft products.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5zZnhNGUXc
kek lol>>713176887
>>713176908
Russian agent detected.
>>713176887
Who decides what the test is?
>>713176962
Future republican log cabin members.
>>713177049
The president which under this fantasy scenario would of course be me. But seriously we need a minimum standard.
Free universal health care
>create a shadow company ran by someone who answers to me that deals with large scale construction, infrastructure, and high tech stuff
>I secretly pump billions into this company because I'm the president and fuck you
>enact 5 year plan of buying up all the abandoned crime riddled areas like Detroit, level all the $1 houses and shit, and erect high rise low income housing similar to commie blocks
>like that shits easy and efficient, single pour concrete commieblocks are the easiest shit these days, china has that shit down to a science
>then hire top entrepreneurs to plan out business models that would create manufacturing and warehousing jobs in the area, then put those to work
>work with the Air Force to create stealth aircraft with powerful electronic/microwave/sonic energy weapons with pinpoint accuracy and use them to slowly destroy the well armed gangs that control territories even cops refuse to go into
>this super secret stealth aircraft is to only be in operation and used on civilians if there is verifiable intel of well armed organized gangs in neighborhoods and areas alike
>boom, 5-8 years later cheap housing and hella jobs
>my secret clandestine ghetto refurbishing project reduces crime in gang controlled territories
>get Flint's water problem taken care of ASAP because seriously this is America and not being able to drink the water is some fucked shit
>Navy gets like a few hundred new ships and the Air Force gets a hundred or so new bombers because fuck yea
>say I hate Snowden and he deserves the death penalty but secretly let him off the hook because freedom fuck your tyranny
>reform tax codes so that shits more simple
>federal level criminal reform, certain drug offenses brought down to fines, strike systems and fines before prison and shit, prison is reserved for serious criminals who create victims
>DoC gets 1 new supermax and 2-3 new state of the art penitentiaries
>DHS builds food/water warehouses for future water contaminations/food shortages
>>713168216
1- grab monica by the pussy
2- bitch slap hillary
3- mandate that cards should be chip only, not chip/swipe within 90 days
4- resign
>>713177697
Yeah nah. Repeal Obamacare, give the poor vouchers for private healthcare, and use these to cover all emergency needs and serious illnesses.
Allow the free market to maximize cost-effectiveness and efficiency as they compete for business, but don't allow the poorest to die miserable deaths.
Also only give the vouchers to people who actually give a shit about their health and try. Drug addicts, fatasses, smokers etc will have to show they are trying to quit to get their vouchers
Recall troops from overseas and slash military spending. What remains would still be ridiculously powerful and more than enough to keep the home land secure.
Withdraw from NATO and the UN.
Cease all funds allocated for aid to other countries.
Lower taxes for all citizens to a flat rate.
Enforce existing immigration laws.
Legalize all drugs, abortion, prostitution, and same sex marriage.
Replace coal and gas plants with nuclear energy.
Create incentives for clean energy production and usage that does not involve punitive measures against those who use fossil fuels.
End all subsidies for non-essential services. No more government money spent on the arts.
Abolish the minimum wage.
Make the age of majority 19.
Abolish all unions.
End the welfare state and government handouts.
>>713168216
Raise taxes, decrease military spending, single payer healthcare, free college, legalize all drugs, tax the shit out of guns and drugs, remove social security cap so even people over 120k pay their share, mandate green energy policies, subsidize all solar and green energy, create carbon capture facilities, create mission for NASA to block out part of the sun, also invest in new nuclear plants as well as more investment into hyperloop type transit.
>>713177697
Who's paying for the free part? I mean, doctors/nurses/staff don't have to eat right? Those scientists creating new drugs do it in their spare time for sure. I think you're on to something. If Jorge jumps the border at 59 and needs general geriatric care. It's coming from compassion and Brian and Joe's wallet right?
>>713168216
not be as retarded as trump.
>>713178773
Shit, forgot a few.
End the NSA's spying on our own people program.
Reestablish enhanced interrogation techniques for captured enemies.
End all interventionist policies.
Privatize most government services.
Remove the speed limit on highways.
Reenact crippling economic sanctions on known terrorist states like Iran.
End government backed student loans.
Heavily vet immigrants and redirect our offices to favor Western immigrants.
Return all refugees to their home countries.
>>713179315
He's the best retard, learned from all the best retards and will tell you how he comes from a long line of amazingly great retards.
>>713168216
ban parties.
everyone runs independent.
>>713179423
the first list was better, these additions are not feasible.
>>713179541
Which ones exactly?
>>713179423
>End all interventionist policies.
>Reenact crippling economic sanctions on known terrorist states like Iran.
Pick one
>>713168216
Invade Poland
>>713168216
Make it mandatory that every person under 30 years of age and is physically able to serve at least 3 years of active service in the military. That would strengthen the military and show the whining liberal military haters what it really like.
Gulags
>>713177997
>on top of food and water warehouses, DHS is required to create a plan of action for water contaminations and food shortages
>work with the Pentagon and tell them the activities carried out by NIP/MIP can not be used to inform or hint that citizens are being watched, or used to mess with citizens in any way, shape, or form
>any verifiable intel gathered through domestic spying may only be used in the event extreme action is required in order to prevent an immediate threat, any misuse of surveillance capabilities to provoke, mess with, or experiment with citizens will be punishable
>pump 2 billion into a massive solar farm because there probably will be issues with global demand of fossil fuels within the next decade
>tell the EPA to fuck off
>start bombing the shit out of ISIS and any other terrorist organizations that have access to chemical weapons because that's shit terrorists use
>>713178773
>Abolish minimum wage
>Abolish all unions
>End the welfare state and government handouts
So you want to fuck over poor people and people who are just barely making it by? I mean i know people on 4chan have a burning hate for people on welfare and receiving government aid. But removing work unions and minimum wage?? That would basically fuck the U.S and turn it into China. I guess this must be the reason people like you dont make it to power
Bring back slavery and make lynching niggers legal.
>>713169695
fitting in on /b/ is like being accepted by your piers in a special ed class
>>713179774
It isn't difficult to stop intervening in the affairs of other countries. In fact, it's very easy to do.
And why would it be difficult to resume something already done effectively?
If anything there were some in the first list that were much more difficult, time consuming, and expensive.
>>713168216
Obviously start a grant and plastic surgery program so ugly chicks can bump up a few notches and be fuckable. It would make all of society happier.
>>713179692
You can't privatize all gov services, it's not realistic as a shit ton of people would lose jobs, pensions, etc. It would take a LOOOOOONG time to do, like 100 years roughly.
Favor western immigrants which pretty much violates the idea of "man" having the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We don't have interventionist policies, we are part of the UN and NATO and assist. We also went to Iraq under false assumptions, not so much interventionist, there was no policy, so I have no clue wtf you are even talking about here.
>>713179938
>slowly withdraw interventionist policies
>focus on trade, economic expansion, military strength, and naval presence
>occasionally kick terrorist's ass when they commit human right's violations after ISIS had their shit bombed
The End.
>>713171622
>implying you don't like chocolate milk
die, faggot
>>713168216
ban bronies, and make it a law dictating only two genders. start up Auschwitz 2.0
>>713179982
You realize slavery was started in Egypt where white people were slaves, right?
I am doubting it, but hang on to that confederate flag that lost moron.
>>713180435
im not redneck, and btw im mexican i just hate niggers :)
Find out of aliens are real and then release our knowledge ofaliens existence/nonexistence
>>713179897
Edgy xD
>>713179977
The idea that unions and minimum wage actually help people sounds good on the surface until you do some research. Unions whose demands grew so vast that they were unsustainable and drove out the manufacturing to countries that didn't punish you for having a successful company. Simply doing that brings jobs flooding back in as companies can set up shop in a stable country without worrying that they have to start paying their janitors $60k a year. Same goes for minimum wage. The market works very well at setting a reasonable price for labor.
And you really think welfare is helping people? It makes them complacent and completely dependent on the government for generations. It's destroyed entire communities who have made it their source of income and completely eschewed the idea of working for a living.
I mean it seriously. Do some research and learn about economics. The ideas that sound good and caring are tugging at your heartstrings and you're thinking with emotions, not reason.
>>713180269
Not all, most. It took a loooong time to get to the bloated, inefficient government we have today. Not sure where you got a century from though.
>it's not realistic as a shit ton of people would lose jobs, pensions, etc
The extension of this thinking is making everyone work for the government would guarantee them jobs, pensions, etc. That has been a bit of a failure in the past. Also, you phase people out and open lucrative markets previously monopolized by the government up to the private sector who will compete and actually be efficient.
>Favor western immigrants which pretty much violates the idea of "man" having the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It absolutely does not. There is nothing in our laws that state we have to take in people from all over the world. For most of our history we have selected immigrants from specific areas. It is a practice that goes on worldwide and there is nothing wrong with it.
>>713180577
um, you probably descend from moors or have some moor blood which makes you part black. maybe you should bone up on history.
>>713180269
>We don't have interventionist policies
Okay now you must be kidding.
>so I have no clue wtf you are even talking about here
Yes.
>>713180000
Is nobody going to check this nigger's quads? I got you dawg.
>>713180909
cite the policy idiot.
>>713168216
Focus on Taxes and Business.
Create a Fourth Graduated Income Tax Class between Middle and Rich Class for the "Local Rich", Majority of Republican voters, so we have no reason to tax the ultra rich out the asshole. Place a lot of protectionist, deportation, and environmental policies into action for the american worker, while lowering the taxes on corporations. Put laws into affect that make rich corporation owners place a certain amount of money into their business and make sure it's use in order to not get major fines and encourage growth. Pull out of the war and stop sending aid to Israel. End the Federal Reserve.
Then drain the swamp and establish a White Nationalist Libertarian Social Policy.
WALL
>>713180816
How is national service edgy? Loads of countries around the world use it
>>713180816
I agree it's a dumb idea but calling everything you disagree with "edgy" makes you look like a moron
>>713180964
Invading Iraq/Afghanistan/Vietnam/Korea/Nicaragua
>>713181190
Foreign policy is when you negotiate and talk to countries, when you invade/go to war, it's not based on policy. It's based on a lack of a policy being feasible.
>>713181589
Our policy for several decades now has been to directly interfere with the affairs of other countries. The moment something happens the White House releases a statement about what it's going to do. We have taken part in virtually every major event around the world, many of which have absolutely nothing to do with us.
Policies are approaches to problems an the actions taken.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overseas_interventions_of_the_United_States
Come on now.
>>713168216
>Allow felons to vote
>Undertake a massive prison reform
>Open more mental health institutions
>Tighten our hold on the border
>Deport as many illegals as possible
>Keep illegals from getting college tuition
>After isis/immediate threat is dealt with, pull out of war torn regions in the middle east as we have no obligations to fulfill to these fucks
>Cut our military budget by some degree
>Remove bases from foreign countries (not all)
>Alleviate tensions with Russia and China
>Build stronger ties to our European allies
>Become more neutral and concentrate on homeland defense
Those are a few off the top.
>>713174516
Not that guy, but same. Houston area here
Take a big dump and clog up the toilets.
>>713182015
Everyone has something to do with everything on the international stage in the 21st century. On the surface, something like backing Israel might seem senseless as it costs America loads and has no apparent benefits for the US. But if the US stopped backing Israel, Russia would. And if Russia didn't, China would. Then these nations would suddenly have a powerful military ally in the Mediterranean, which would allow them to project their influence upon Europe. Then America would be pushed out of many European markets, and would lose out on lots of imports and exports.
Have NASA build me a space ship and station and live on the moon. Then nuke the shit out of China and the Middle East.
>>713182730
Attempting to explain geo-politics to /b/ - noble, but pointless. These idiots overwhelming support the orange ape. Using their brains isn't high up on their list of priorities.
>>713182730
>Everyone has something to do with everything on the international stage in the 21st century.
Aside from the fact that it's an incredibly vague and board statement (Canada plays a role too but no one notices or cares), it's a far cry from interventionist policies. We started off by talking about directly interfering with the affairs of others. Now you're talking about influence by supporting or maintaining good relations with others. You're comparing apples to oranges. I never said adopt isolationism.
Also, there's a great deal of supposition in your post. Especially the part about Europe cutting its largest consumer by far from its markets because two fragile dictatorships ally themselves with a tiny nation in the desert. It's a bit of a stretch.
>>713168216
mandatory breast enlargement gene therapy
>>713183404
It wouldn't be a sudden, overnight embargo on America. It would simply start with Europeans finding their sanctions on Russia slightly harder to uphold now that Russian warships have a nice cozy base in the Med. This tiny little change would pull Europe out of US influence, though, and you might find Europe strangely making excuses to pull back from NATO operations in the middle east, and perhaps opening their minds to Russian ideas. Maybe Assad wouldn't be that bad after all, maybe more Russian oil pipelines would actually be a decent idea. And then Russia would start gaining more European business, pushing America ever so slowly out some markets. Over decades, Europe would slip from American hands and into Russian ones.
Alright so, first off, declare marshal law, make private prisons illegal, immediately seizing all prison property for the federal government. Anyone who tries to push a lawsuit against me for it is jailed without fair trial. Start going through the law books with a team of lawyers and amend or remove every single one of our retarded fucking laws that have been written for corrupt or oppressive reasons, or that are just generally pointless. Anyone who has been imprisoned because of one of these laws is immediately released on probation. Obviously this includes legalising pot because seriously who the fuck gives a single fucking shit. Mandatory end to all pesticide and herbicide use on crops, instead, through gradual mandatory shift over the course of a 10-20 year period (at the word of my most trusted advisors), all commercial crops must be grown in controlled indoor environments. People can still grow their own organic crops using whatever methods hippies swear by these days, because FREEDOM. This also stimulates the economy because hydroponics. Next, I invest heavily in our homeland defense, particularly orbital strikes and anti nuke defense systems. I then pull all of our troops out of other countries. All soldiers are given the option for honorable discharge, or to continue serving essentially as members of the national guard. All national guard now receive full us army training. Also, bare minimum gun control. You're allowed to carry man-portable non-explosive weapons of any kind in any place aside from where officials are already armed (courthouse, police station,etc.) And such places will have weapons check in stations at the entrances. In terms of our nation's energy, get a team to work out ways to utilize nuclear waste, and set actual top level safety requirements for people to work in nuclear power plants. Convert all energy in the u.s. to clean energy. Yes, nuclear is clean if handled correctly, so that counts.
>>713168216
quit.
fuck all that noise
>>713184349
Assuming, again, that the US does literally nothing and confusing that with non interventionist policies. Again.
And another metric ton of supposition. Again.
>Russian influence
Like the last time they had bases all over Europe? The way Europeans were absolutely dying to join the USSR and the glorious empire of freedom and justice that it was? I remember how hard the US needed to fight to keep all those people in West Berlin from hopping the fence into the East.
>>713170869
>create miserable fucking societies
Then why has demmark been rated the happiest country in the world?
>>713168216
I'd fire every creationist that would be within my power to do so. You want to be a republican/conservative, that's fine. I won't have fanatics in charge of the country.
