faces of /b/ thread?
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faces of /b/ thread?
/nudists/ welcome
>>713165233
Can one of you guys do me a huge solid and post a pic of your hand?
>>713165482
>>713165815
Thanks my dude
>>713165901
no problem man
>>713165210
Sure, fuck it
Can any of you unemployed fucks spend 30 seconds to rate me out of ten. Will consider requests.
>>713166323
Holy shit this dude is friends with a catchers mitt
>>713166250
Timestamp
>>713165210
7/10, 8/10 potential
>>713165834
6/10
>>713166151
8/10
>>713166216
7/10
>>713166250
7/10
>>713166323
9/10
always hiding half of the face, but hey, here..
>>713165815
I might need one more, if it's not too much to ask
>>713165210
Bro that's not how it works, you should put the title "faces of b / DESUDESU / spiderman thread"
>>713166615
post whole face
>>713166151
Where do you live lips?
>>713166531
You either believe me or you don't
>>713166707
If hyper-neurotic anons want to spam the thread, that's their call I guess. Doubt it makes them the least bit happy
>>713166438
4.5/10, show me your ginger cock and that might go up
>>713166708
doesnt matter whether full or not, ill still look like shit in the morning
>>713165834
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>713165834
Pedo/10
>>713166734
Well clearly if I'm asking for a timestamp it's not a crazy leap to assume I don't
>>713166836
just smile
>>713166763
Yeah I dunno why they do it
>>713166612
You seem like a pussy who is afraid to do what needs to be done, and remove 3/10 from all those marks
>>713166777
Hmm that's the lowest rating I've ever got. You don't get to see my cock.
>>713166836
fag
>>713167046
Stay in Mexico beaner
>>713166933
there...
>>713167260
much better
>>713166878
You could have asked for tits, I would deliver. Too late now
>>713167126
Doubt it, that anon is pretty accurate. Ginger cock probably isn't over 4.5 either anyway.
>>713167403
I'm not that guy, can I still ask?
>>713167260
Did you give her the D?
>>713167326
Hello anon, long time no see. How are you? Wanna r8?
>>713167326
stay in america cumskin
>>713167558
sure
>>713167403
Hahaha nice try
>>713167472
Hey samefag. I like your b8, keep it coming. Maybe I have a 4.5 cock, maybe I don't.
I've never come on here for a face rate, so rate me :^)
>>713167505
been together for almost 2 years, of course I did
right before eye surgery
>>713167715
Lol yeah that's real
>>713167796
Hot af tbh, post moar plz
>>713167715
Damn, sexy
>>713167714
7.5/10, would face fuck
>>713167796
oh damn, how'd it go?
>>713167627
Well tbh I really like face/body type so I'd say a solid 7/10.
Where about (roughly) in America do you live?
I would love to see some more of your body btw
>>713167715
lol me again. Timestamp dude.
>>713167714
underage
>>713167965
7/10 i can live with that
>>713166626
here ya go
Fuck you its me boii
>>713166733
kek, East Coast US
>>713166151
>>713166250
>>713167326
>>713167714
Saved. Thanks for the wank material, babes.
>>713168082
You're a saint
>>713167714
Wtf is that white shit on your face? Your very bute. You should provide a timestamp so anons know they're not being jostled.
Officially a week till my bday yaay!
>>713168141
C-c-c-c-creeper
>>713167738
bullshit
>>713167886
>
ive been trying some different looks. growing out my hair atm, its a pain in the ass
>>713167951
went awesome. free lasik. was just irritating for a few days honestly, that's it.
>>713167796
did they cut your balls off? lmao
>>713168120
Ah too bad, West is Best!
Rate and tips?
i h8 this 1
>>713168327
Grow about 3 years.
>>713168198
Hot, 9/10
Fuggit
>>713168401
>leaves ifunny watermark on
>>713168080
*shrugs*
>>713167938
A compliment. Thanks anon.
>>713168052
I turned 18 this year, thus babyface.
>>713168141
keke
>>713168189
Yeah I should have mentioned that its paint. +thanks, and time stamp is automatically saved in the filename b/c mac photobooth.
>>713168270
Stay with short hair. Your hair looks disgusting long. That short hair exudes manliness. 5/10 with long hair, 8/10 with short.
>>713165210
pls no h8 pls
>>713168240
Kekekek. Timestamp.
>>713168454
You look like a Peruvian child trafficker.
>>713168270
top right is hte most attractive.
bottom two might not be bad but the shirts so loose it makes you look fat, so with the hair its slobbish
>>713168352
>you wil lnever be in the same class as me
>one eye looking at the board, the other looking my direction
>I will never wonder if you're purposely checking me out or just have a dead eye
>>713168416
Well thanks anon
>>713168270
Man bun on you would make me instantly wet. Nice pecs, post shirtless please?
>>713165210
underage b&
>>713165245
is that cp?
>>713165834
honestly if you cut down some fat and bulked up then got rid of that faggy haircut you would be a 7+. also grow a beard or something it is the babyface that makes you look like some weird little fag.
>>713166151
shit pic won't r8 m8
>>713166216
sold 6 maybe a 7
>>713166250
solid 7
>>713166323
which one lmao
>>713166438
5. i honestly feel so bad for gingers they are just fucked from the start usually.
>>713166615
shit pic wont r8 m8
>>713166836
FUCKIN KEK YOU LOOK LIKE A COMIC STRIP CHARACTER. could be a 6 if you werent a skinny faggot.
>>713167046
5
>>713167326
6
sorry about your bone structure
>>713168270
7/10
Never spike up your hair again like that though, you instantly look like you have halved your brain cells. I hope you were wearing the muscle tee and arm band as a joke.
>>713168514
Post didders if you're actually 18
>>713168384
Here's a better one anon.
>>713168658
>underage
>cp
im 24 mate. what kind of grampas are you banging?
>>713168270
Bottom right, top left suit you best.
>>713168678
:^) this is a face thread faggot.
>>713168514
Ah right, gimme a number plz
>>713166438
>>713168198
I was born on december 3rd
turning 19
how old is femanon
>>713168516
probably will. i gave it a try, its just so much easier to deal with short.
>>713168555
yyyeah not the best pics.
>>713168755
>>713168672
i think the consensus is in
>>713168815
Cool another december 3rd baby.
Im turning 27
>>713168809
6/10. Potential. Remind me of my good friend though b/c ranga.
>>713168658
Lemme guess you didn't post your face?
>>713168649
>manbun
this >>713168928
with a manbun... i dunno.
Pretty old pic but I look bad now
>>713168806
Post feet
Evening, /b/ros
>>713168938
>6/10
Thanks that's what I figured myself.
>>713168928
lemme lick up those pecs daddy
>>713168270
Femanon, go with top left. i dont think it looks half bad spiked either
>>713169138
send nudes
>>713168141
Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>713168658
>>713166612
Thnx anons
Why not! Feelin a lil wild
>>713168386
I'm confused, are you a man or a woman? Or some tumblr third party who identifies as mayonnaise...
>>713166612
R8 me plz n thanks
>>713166438
>>713168454
I'd say you look like a peruvian child if it wasn't for the dirt on your chin...I'd shave it anyways
>>713169189
>>713168535
lmao you know tits or gtfo is only for girls, right?
>>713168535
I'm gonna find you and fuck you right in your unwilling preteen asshole/10
>>713169089
hat 10/10
>>713169402
why are circumcised Jew dicks so disgusting?
>>713167714
jew/10
>>713168646
Yeah but once you shower you're a 6/10, 4.5/10 without the push-up bra tbh
rate?
>>713168730
you look like a chubby low-test toddler lmao
>>713169455
*frick you right in your unwilling preteen asshole
Ayeeee
Is there any goth /b/tards?
I'm not much to look at unless I'm wearing my nice clothes.
>>713169490
Looks like New Zealand to me
You're bad at this
>>713168928
I'd bang you, and i'm not a morbidly obese neckbeard like most of these fuckbeards, also a femanon
>>713169738
Timestamp.
>>713169779
source for this claim?
>>713169483
>>713169012
'now' kek
>>713169592
If I feel teeth, you'll be leaving without them
>>713169522
My bra is an average bra lol
Also ill assume youre talking about a pic youve seen of me out of the shower?
Im a ginger. My skin gets red and blotchy for a while after a shower
Once the skin goes back to normal im just fine haha
>>713169738
Yeah, you have Kik?
>>713169912
>talking about a pic youve seen of me out of the shower?
Post said pic
>>713169912
Doesn't matter just post all the pics
>>713169912
you look prettier without all that crap on your face tbh
>>713169490
>>713169772
Wrong and wrong. Nice try.
1. I have no religious upbringing, so agnostic
2. I have lived in Australia for the most part of my life, but I was born in France. Got a lot of characteristics from my dad (big Frenchie nose, untamed hair, round face).
also pls rate :^)
>>713170032
Im not nude or anything just so you know
>>713169738
Mr Clare?
>>713169912
Hey fellow gigger, r8 me plz n thks
>>713166438
>>713170203
Make yourself nude?
>>713170295
Nah lol
>>713166438
I'm the "Peruvian"
Dude, don't let these fucks get you down. You look 7-8/10
You've got a good trim going on, you've got blue eyes (generally a plus) and you have a nice facial structure. Tattoo looks cool bro.
>>713170160
But how come you look like you come from New Zealand?
Where is your mother from?
>>713169819
Fuck that, I don't have my face on
>>713169992
No
>>713170209
Close enough
rate mates
>>713169912
Cool.
>>713166151
qt 3.14, nice eyebrows
>>713166836
Nice eyebrows
>>713167260
Female friend has nice eyebrows
>>713167326
Would pluck eyebrows near nose from under so as to lessen the "curved" appearance. Nice eyes.
>>713167890
Where are eyebrows?
>>713168240
Not you, but nice eyebrows.
>>713168270
Long hair and a bit facial hair suits you best. You look like a poorly made guido second life avatar in the top right pic. Decent eyebrows.
>>713168454
Figgut.
>>713168535
0/10. Can't see eyebrows.
>>713168646
You can't fool me, fake eyebrows/10
>>713169089
Hat hiding eyebrows.
>>713169738
Strong disney villain eyebrows. You look like an evil Selena Gomez.
>>713170553
yessssssssssssss!!!!
>>713170605
10/10
>>713170553
>I don't have my face on
Yeah I want to see your actual face.
>>713170605
Can I eat your ass now?
>>713168973
i don't give a fuck. that is like 45 seconds that it would take and i could be shitposting instead you insecure faggot.
>>713170612
Not really trying to fool anyone lol just tryna look human ._.
I aint got no eyebrows
>>713170891
id fuck those tits tbh
>>713169821
I guess another selfie is all I got for a source
>>713167046
>Zika baby all grown up
>>713170362
how do you even tell if someone's New Zealander? Mum's Australian.
>>713171005
Oh, then yes, you're definitely hot enough that your opinion has weight.
>>713170357
Thanks a lot mate. It can be a bit of a love/hate thing with gingers. Appreciate the compliment!
I can't find ya
>>713168646
R-r-r-reowr/10
>>713168928
Chad/10
>>713169272
6.7/10
>>713169473
Hood_glasses/10
>>713169574
7/10
>>713169738
7/10
>>713169745
7.3/10 (agreed with nicer clothes)
>>713170248
7.2/10
>>713170423
Wut/10
>>713170535
8.3/10 (look fun to party with)
Would appreciate an actual number
>>713168454
>>713171005
DO ITTTT
>>713171230
as a former fatass i cant tell you how nice it is to be called a chad
>>713170738
Hahahahhaa either way you wasted those precious 45 seconds! Top quality.
>>713170699
you look like a porn parody version of James Franco
>>713170738
>i don't give a fuck
Except you clearly do
>>713171354
Kek
>>713171248
I think that's the nicest comparison I've gotten all thread. thanks, i fucking love sansa
>>713171195
Good to know lol
>>713171443
Can u fix my phone?
>>713171556
naye
>>713171496
You are most welcome;)
>>713170738
kek who's the real insecure fataass here
>>713170891
Ah wow. That looks so nice. You're the girl who took the before and after pic make-up pic right? You must have used the worst pic of yourself you could find in that. Crazy.
>>713170605
9/10, very good face
>>713170699
Check 'em, reminds me a bit of James Franco. 8.7/10
>>713170841
Uh... there's potential
>>713170891
I'd look past the eyebrows, nice face. 9/10
>>713171005
9/10
>>713171204
Oi, see >>713168454
>>713171443
Hey, I'll say hi next time I call tech support :)
>>713171187
Maybe the eyes are funny shaped
The hair is bushier too
I don't know why it be like it do, but it do
>>713170891
I feel for you. My eyebrows are similar to yours, but then I invested in a microblading kit and some numbing cream. Saves me so much time on a morning and looks a bit more natural. Obviously, could have looked nicer if I went to a professional, more natural and less filled in, but I don't have that kind of money and they definately don't look bad, better than how they looked before when I just used makeup everyday. Pic isn't me but related.
>>713171891
looks like a freak in the sack
>>713171593
But u fix shit and eat samosas taken from your secret samosas stash.
>>713168928
You're handsome. I'd go out with you as well.
>>713171962
I fix people... well I'm studying to do so. AND LEAVE MY SAMOSA STASH OUT OF IT
>>713171973
Thank you, anon~
>>713171230
Show me your face, its me >>713170535
>>713168454
Thanks for the rate, you're at least a 7/10
>>713168928
Why do people always lose their shirt? I mean, how retarded do you have to be to not feel your shirt slide off and blow away?
>>713172276
i gave it to a homeless person
>>713172082
Ah fuck. You're an agent from the matrix..
>>713172399
Hahaha
>>713170666
Only because of satanic trips
>>713172399
You probably aren't lying. I guess 1 hand job for a shirt is a decent bargain
>>713172582
didders
hi
>>713171354
I know, a lot of people tell me that
>>713172582
It's funny I get satan trips a lot. Satan's my buddy. Not great lighting. You look tired and a bit overweight but DEFINITELY not ugly.
>>713172700
thanks for the rate btw, you're a nice 7/10, would party with
>>713168646
if this is you, solid 9/10
>>713172978
Hahaha wow that dudes having a bad day
>>713172276
amazing
>>713172756
At the local kiddy pool?
>>713172656
it was a bargain
>>713173212
Christoffer pole/10
>>713173212
>>713173067
Cloud?
>>713173324
this
>>713168198
I have fapped to your pics like 3-4 times
>>713171737
With a 9/10 body
Another, less recent pic of me. Pls. rate. me. I've always lurked on these threads but never posted til now.
>>713173585
Goddamn, fuck me please
>>713173461
You gotta be kidding me, people say that all the time, I've heard it from 5-6 different guys now. I see no resembles myself.
I was actually just waiting for a comment about FF/Cloud when I posted the pic just now.
Fucking kek
>>713173585
-"If I tense, will it increase my sex appeal?"-
>>713173689
Btw, this is me
>>713169473
>>713173662
Cutie as heck, would hug.
>>713173585
I've been properly motivated, thank you for that.
>>713173662
I'd love to know what your pussy tastes like
Should I shave fam
>>713173980
yes.
>>713168315
FUCK WEST COAST TILL I DIE
>>713166151 IM HERE FOR YOU LIPS
>>713173980
R u a hooker?
>>713173662
7/10
>>713173857
it's all the hair
>>713174098
Biggie was homo! LA 4 LYF
>>713174158
Only on the weekends
>>713174308
East coast till I die nigga
>when you're too scared to post because you have friends that lurk and you're ugly as fuck
feels good
>>713174318
BET everyday is a weekend 4 u, u little slut
rate me :^)
>>713174442
pajeet/10
>>713173931
Love hugs, and have been told I'm very good at them. Also I'm 5'2'' so teeny tiny girl body.
>>713173949
:^)
>>713174166
Decent. Thanks.
>>713174492
I'm jealous, I have no friends :(
>>713171729
Yea that be me haha
Well i wanted to take a pic of me at my worst and usually when i come out of the shower is when my skin looks all gross
>>713174308
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>713174541
Too dark
>>713171253
Found you
>>713173931
oh shit that looks great dude, glad to see the hand pic went to good use.
>>713173980
I think the chin hair + a soulpatch would look good on you. Might shave the stache.
>>713174541
cute if girl
>>713174679
he's GAY haHA
>>713173050
I have that epicanthic fold that makes my eyes look sunken in, but I kinda like it. My body type is fucking strange. Short stumpy legs, long torso, big swimmer shoulders/arms, big tits, and bulimia face. I hate myself lol.
>>713174540
Who are you
>>713174709
Que?
Look at that folks we've nearly made it through a fucking thread without spoodur man or those desudesu fags.
*Raises glass* Cheers to an excellent thread!
>>713174613
Any way to see the body
Would like to fap
>>713174791
I am your Lord.
>>713174847
QUESO!
>>713174857
plz
>>713174857
>>>713174613
>Any way to see the body
>Would like to fap
Plz
>>713173662
You've literally posted in this threat already. 6/10 average girl
>>713174613
>5'2
Even cuter, would cuddle.
>>713174712
I have no other uses for that one hand so i might as well post it randomly.
>>713174924
what do you mean "found you"?
YO GUYS LET'S TURN THIS INTO BODIES OF /B/
PLEASE KYS AND POST OR GTFO :^)
>>713174999 (checked)
wrong tree kiddo
>>713165210
>all pics ITT
>>"please love me" eyes
>>713174709
found me?
>>713175137
Its midnight and were on 4chan now gtfo faggot
>>713175197
I'm coming now
>>713174918
Fuck off
>>713174643
Yeah i really like your face, it is weird (for me too) because we have white eyebrows, some people really dig that tho (some people really don't too i guess)
Hey do a favor and rate me (idgaf)
>>713166438
>>713174962
Post your below average teeny body in the thread
It will help your self esteem
>>713175332
4/10
>>713175290
cool, I got a faggot off.
>>713170612
You appreciate my eyebrows?!? Holy shit, that's an ego boost. My mother calls them "mad scientist brows"
>>713172090
Billy Joel
Post voice.
>>713174669
Butthurt
>>713174745
Never tried but i think i will. Thanks homie
>>713175574
>Billy Joel
Had to google him, not even close
First Cloud from FF >>713173067
, now Billy Joel.
>>713174779
>big tits
How old are you? Hahaha I think you're going to find a lot of men will look past a lot about you if you have big tits (they do look good).
I can't tell anything about you in that pic, wanna send a proper one?
>bulimia
Wat iz dees?
>I hate myself
Well you have two options, you'll be looking to feel better about yourself either internally or externally. It's up to you. One of them is a temporary fix tho.
>>713174973
Yes but got no rates so I thought I'd bump myself. And thanks, average is better than below average :^)
>>713174962
>>713174857
delivered. Is another older pic since I'm meant to be studying rn.
>>713175527
Who are you again? Haha sorry, I commented on a lot of people's eyebrows.
>>713174613
>:^)
Oh I could go into a great amount more detail if you want.
>>713174745
A SOULPATCH LOOKS GOOD ON NOBODY
>>713175985
I feel like you might have a penis but either way you have a very nice body, i would have sex with you in the missionary position while holding hands and having legs locked for the sole reason of procreation.
>>713175985
I want to see more... this looks promising
