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Literally why the fuck do you still come here? Explain yourselves.
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Waiting for sedatives to take hold so I can go to bed.
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that girl is really cute i hope shes doing okay
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Porn mostly
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If you dig enough there's nice content.

Also nothing to do at work and when my wife and kid are at their homeland.

>>713158050
faggot.
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>>713157868
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>>713157868
Conversation.
So many shit millennialis now, though.
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>>713158053
Pedo detected
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>>713157868
Because /b/, in all its degeneracy, paints a picture of the real world. More specifically, of what people are really like.
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>>713158585
what can i say, i have a soft spot in my heart for little girls
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>>713158554
millennial here

>go fuck yourself, you burny fucking hippy, hrc fucking liberal cuck, or commie cocksucker
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>>713157868
its constantly updating content

(I know a lot of the same shit gets posted, but you know what I mean. new threads all the time)
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I'll leave when I find love. I'm not kidding.
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>>713158694
/thread

I have learned so much about humanity while browsing /b/. That's exactly why I come here. That's exactly what I explained to my girlfriend.

Cheers, m8.
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/tv/ has funny memes :3
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>>713158731
that's the spirit
gas the kikes race war now
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>because i'm an introvert and i like staying home
>porn
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Because what else is there to do on a Saturday night at 1000pm in the winter?
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>>713157868
Stalking pedos. Looking for the right time to whack them
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>>713158915
This. This place has the best asses.
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>>713158915
>porn

That explains why most anons browse /b/. I have proof: look at the catalog. Mostly porn threads on /b/.

/b/ = free porn. Porn drowns out creative, refreshing threads.
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>>713157868
mainly for porn
all of the people claiming that /b/ is some true representation of human nature are retarded
this board is a bunch of idiots contradicting themselves
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>>713157868
Every so often, I'll see something that I've never seen before. Maybe it'll be some funny meme bullshit. Maybe it'll be gore or snuff. Maybe it'll be an update from Column about him pretending he's not fucking his sister.

In the future, novelty will be the only thing of value left.
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>>713158842
:}

Since 2006 and onwards
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>>713158842
Taking life lessons from here is probably extremely stupid mate
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>>713157868
At first it felt like a landmark, something that I "had to see at least once." then I looked again, and again, and again. It's like a nice pair of tits, or a horrific car crash, once you've seen it, it's hard to look away.
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>>713157868
The riveting conversation and hospitable people of course. Not to mention my fondness for petty /pol/itical power struggles. Ah, but what really gets me coming back this shitty imageboard is the inane questions leveled at me on a regular basis.
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>>713157868
i like communicating with people who don't have any idea who i am and also trolling is fun. honestly tho i skip over 99% of threads. i'm no oldfag, been here since 2011, but even i can say this place isn't as good as it used to be
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>>713159261
This
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>>713157868
sheer boredom
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>>713158819
You're here forever then...
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>>713159261
You ain't kidding. Holy shit.
To take anything seriously in this porn dumpster, or see it as a representation of anything REAL is a serious sign of problems.
This place has people posting fucked up gross shit ON PURPOSE here.
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>>713157868
Cause every now and then you get a legitimately interesting thread. This isn't one of them and frankly you should fuck right off with this stupid shit, but every now and then it feels like the cesspool it used to be. Even if only for a moment
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>>713157868

loli and shota
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>>713159652
I know. I know.
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>>713159172
Sounds like true humanity to me
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>>713158694
lol nigga u must have never had real friends or ever did anything mildly wrong with someone. /b/ paints no picture whatsoever stay off the drugs ROFL
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>>713158731
Millennial here I voted for Ronald McDonald I don't trust Clinton or Trump
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>>713157868
Shits and giggles
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>>713159393
Are you a faggot?
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>>713157868
nowhere else
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>>713159261
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>>713159681

You're all fools. You can learn something from observing anything. /b/ is a place where people show their true colors. A place where people tell secrets. The sharing of fetishes, thoughts, hobbies, ideas, etc that would not get shared and talked about in actual life.

Hence you can, in fact, learn a lot from /b/. Fuck, people have even conducted studies on the culture of /b/ and /pol/.
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>>713159776
naw, you're just another cuck millennial that cant take a stance and commit

thats a major problem for our generation
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>>713157868
I honestly enjoy browsing through the cancerous content and seeing what most of these degenerates come up with that makes /b/ worthwhile.
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Because I feel alone, even when I have a good family and a nice girlfriend. Reading the shit on /b/ makes life lighter for a while. I love you fucking bunch of faggots.
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Funn way to kill time while I'm at work. Yep! I'm a shitbag employee. Aldo, this is the one place you can witness an unfilted snap shot of the perpetual race to the bottom of civilization. True human nature manifested in memes and threads. Love all you /b/tards
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>>713159776
Nobody knows, I say nobody knows...

Hey there, I gotta joke for ya. What's the difference in Trump/Hillary, and Ronald McDonald?
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>>713157868
Rule 34
Lolis
Women that other anons post.
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>>713160646
<3
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>>713157868
I play a time gated game, and when nothing looks good on netflix, I come here.
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>>713157868
I have no one else to talk to.
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If you refresh enough, it's almost like you have friends and family.
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>>713160796
2 are in to politics ones not
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>>713161005
get a goldfish

pussy
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I am a rich 24 year old thanks to winning the lottery, I browsed 4chan since 2005 so sometimes I like to come to this board and test random anons to see if they either believe me or if they're worthy of me throwing a couple thousand there way every now and then
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>>713161248
I have a gold fish, and a black moor.

My silver one is dying though, I think the gold one and the black one are ganging up on the silver.

Beats me, he looks like Glen when he got clubbed on the head.
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>>713160304
Your right I won't take a Stace because I can't I'm wheelchair bound
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>>713157868
porn and occasional hg
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>>713157868
To feed my fucked up morbid curiosity
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>>713161367
well theres your problem
you collect fucking mammals as pets

were you one of those freaks with ant farms in elementary school?
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>>713157868
weird shit like this and porn
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>>713159200
last nite this kid froze his jizz in a mason jar and we got to choose what he did with it.. haha i love shit like that
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Shitty memes, and fucked up stories.

Oh. random porn, and breaking news.
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>>713161403
>that was bretty gud
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>>713161532
>fishes
>mammals

ah?

>ant farms in elementary
I was burning ants with magnifying glasses at that point.
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32, married, 2 kids.

I just come for YLYL and rekt threads when I'm bored.
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>>713157868
what do you mean "still"?
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>>713157868
the community
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I came here curiously from Reddit and got sunk into the shit hole that is /b/ and /pol/
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4chan encourages you not to fear your opinions. You can almost literally say whatever you want, with the only repercussion being called a fucktard. Oh and the capchas. I loooovvvve capchas.
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Boredom and GETS.
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>>713157868
I come here for a good laugh, because my life has no purpose and I am a boring person.
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>>713161621
Thanks
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>>713159261
You don't take advice. You see and you learn how people act and react. You don't have to be part of the process. Instead you just watch
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Join for sauce
https://discord.gg/sXsFMRA
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>>713157868
I come to 4chan for various other boards
I come to /b/ for my does of normal fag and to get me in the mood to fap if i end up seeing something weird but interesting
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>>713160233
Great way to define it
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Because it's more reliable and more entertaining than CNN
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>>713157868
Why is no wondering wtf is happening in this webm. God damn what the fuck holy shit is that
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>>713160233
>this
I have learned a lot from /b/ /fa/ and /co/ shockingly, you study the people long enough and you pick up on shit
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Race jokes
porn
to see weird shit
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>>713158422
>nice content
????
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>>713161763
dang, that's a lot of yayo. Made me wanna take a shit from cravings.

fuck me
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>>713162395
>Because we're not new
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>>713162395
she is suffering from a heart that's too big, and nowhere to pour her love...
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its fun, it turned me into a racist so now i unironically slander jews, muslims, and blacks. now believing in some parameter what im saying is true. so if i go out saying blacks segregated their own communities causing both indifference towards officers and increasing black crime. Im told that im a threat to democracy and will lose my job. so i vent to you!
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>>713157868
i dont know
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>>713161231
>given the punchline
>still tries guessing anyway
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>>713157868
Virsaviya Borun in case anyone wanted sauce
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>>713162395
heart was formed outside ribcage. fuck off
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>>713158709
Please consider suicide
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>>713162395
See, the problem is her heart isn't supposed to be there. it done got lost and now she looks spoopy
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>>713158731
>millennial

Bane of society
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Cheap laughs. But hey if you've got any better websites for that I'm open to suggestions. Faggot.
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fuck millenials and your identity politic horseshit

im not going to respond to the millenial that posted this, no FUCK MILLENNIALS as a whole!
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>>713162730
im considering how much i want to hug the girl in ops post. is that upsetting you?
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>>713157868
Usually when i cant even find random entertaining youtube videos. That or i wanna spank it to creepshots or the rare occasion i wanna see some R34.
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>>713158694
It paints a picture of what a portion of the population is like. The internet is not the entire world and all of its inhabitants.
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Insomnia
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>>713157868
That's a very good question, especially considering [s4s] is the real /b/
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>>713157868
I'm looking for porn that has escaped from the proper porn boards.

In fact, Imma make this a PSA: Stop posting porn to /b/
>>>/s/
>>>/hc/
>>>/gif/
>>>/hm/
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>>713164017
>NOOOOOO!
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>>713157868
I literally come here the random ID vomit. I figuratively come here because I like peeking into the banal, abysmal, despair-induced torment of the kind of people that literally come here.
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>>713164017
/b/ has always been filled with porn so shut the fuck up faggot
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>>713157868

wth is that?
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>>713157868
>Interesting threads (Very hard to find these)
>YLYL (These usually turn into a bunch of fucking bananas)
>Because I'm fucking bored and have nothing else to do
>Sometimes porn (there's better sites for porn, so not usually)
>You can read all the fucked up shit that people do when nobody is watching (A portion of the population)
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>>713158731
Triggered
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>>713159082
>lurking for cp. Looking for the right time to whack off
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>>713157868
I'm bored as shit watching mst3k until I get sleepy enough for bed.
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Here for black cock
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>>713159707
Why did you come then?
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>>713157868
why does she have a ballsack on her chest
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>>713157868
to see other peoples opinions on subjects
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>>713163113
You are a millennial too, quit crying fuckboy.
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Lmao. Why do people watch train wrecks? Just can't stop watching.
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I just come here on the off chance that someone posts a thread asking why I am here.
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>>713162205
fuck no nigga
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On the subject of millenials, you can pretty much tell who is and isn't on 4chan. They typically are over emotional and irrational. Like women.
See
>>713163113
>>713159776
>>713158731

Try so hard to distinguish yourselves, and you guys only end up being hipsters or edgelords.
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spamming images, arguing with motherfuckers, and just general debauchery as become a way of life at this point.
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>>713162730
You don't think telling someone to literally kill themselves is as bad as thinking a girl is cute?
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>>713157868
Boredom , why else do anything at all
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>>713157868
cool story bro.
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I'm waiting for something to drive me away
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>>713168174
TRIGGERED
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>>713162569
thats fair
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>>713168848
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>>713167635
well to add on to the topic of millenials. its as though they have been babied their entire lives. any slight offense even in a manner that wasn't intentional is heresy to them. Their incapability to accept criticism and bigotry towards dissenting opinion is one of the greatest trademarks of that generation. Now speculation as to how this prolonged adolescence within this group came to be. Well that's anyone's guess either way i dont know how to end this breakdown other than saying Millenials act like children and others act like rebelling teenagers the whole generation is a little screwed up.
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The hope of seeing real incest stuff. And jailbait.
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>>713169481
The worst is the whole political fucking view they're getting in on. Being the kind of people that can't take any sort of negativity, and downright attempting to censor or point fingers, trying to define America.

WELLLLLLL, THAT AIN'T MY 'MURICA.
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>>713169128
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I come here to fap. Sometimes an interesting or thought-provoking thread will catch me off-guard, and I'll check that out instead. But besides that, I come here to fap.
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I mostly come here for the memes. You're all funny guys.
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>>713162205
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>>713170334
What a legend.
That guy is my hero.
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>>713157868
Because everyone can be their truest self with no social restrictions or consequences. Also for shits and giggles.

I fucking love this place and all the other boards too.
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>>713157868
well fuck. I haven't seen that before.
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>>713162205
Expired you fucking monkey
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>>713157868
Took this from a fellow anon on a baww thread
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>>713157868
because on other sites people are begging to be taken seriously. just look at tumblr or twitter. Both sites are filled with those who feel like they are special and they have the most infallible viewpoint in the world. No one on 4chan is begging to be taken seriously, because from the get go all of us assume each other to be fat, schizophrenic, autistic, Antisocial weeaboos. Therefore we treat eachother as such. People listen to us and are willing to criticize without stepping on anyone's feelings because on here no one is human just a dumb ass at the other end of a keyboard. No one on here is taken seriously, therefore here is where true freedom is found.
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>>713172598
Screenshotted for the future. Good one
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>>713157868
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>>713172771
glad you liked it
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bump
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you guys are like those fucking weirdos that you randomly meet in your life but you can connect with in so many ways. luh yu niggas
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>>713157868
I think dumb racists are fun to watch... from a distance.
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>>713157868
its fun, sometimes
yeah i know, fuck me
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For the occasional kek and the original amateur nudes.
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bump
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idk why op

fuck all of you and your reposts, im leaving tonight forever
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>>713162730
little girls are the best. when will society accept this
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>>713176537
after they abandon all their retarded addictions like: money, cars, politicians, advertisements, fastfood, and probably cellular telephones.
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>>713176825
all these vices really are just a substitute for the little girl sized hole in our hearts
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>>713158971
>1000pm
Man that's a long ass day
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>>713157868

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!
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>>713157868
I've been coming here since 5chan pointed me back here for lolis. I don't know anything else.

It hasn't been frequent/constant since 2004-2005, so when good memes pop up, they're usually actually pretty fresh for me. For the most part though, I'll pop in, see what's up, if it's interesting, I'll stick around for a bit. Mostly I'm here for /ck/ and /mu/.
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>>713169481
agreed
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>>713157868
It is my domain.
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bump
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To find fucked up shit
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>>713158819
Jesus loves you.
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>>713157868
Why the fuck doesn't she cover her mouth when she coughs? Rude ass little girl
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