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Why does this girl attract so many pedos?

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Why does this girl attract so many pedos?
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She's cute, flexible and wears short clothing
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bronzer
eyelash extension
pink wig
skin tight outfit
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>Kid show producers have to put some kind of sexualization to attract more viewers to compete in a capitalist nation where T.V. is slowly dying anyway.
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>>713149903

Pedos gonna pedophile. Until they end up in jail and are beaten to within an inch of their life, that is.
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Not a pedo but watched the show often with the kids I babysat at that time. I actually felt kinda dirty for watching the show with them.

To me she was adorable and did the sad act pretty well. The kids loved all the colors and dancing.

For others I would imagine it's the pink hair, short dress, pink tights, pink leo/spankies, and her flexibility. Young but not too young. Flat chested but leggy.
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>>713151370
So you agree that someone aged 17 years and 11 months and 29 days isn't old enough to consent?
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>>713151370
So you agree that age is a valid method of determining the ability to consent?
So you agree that an 18 year old retarded person is allowed to have kids and able to consent?
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>>713151541

Who said anything about 17 year olds? She was like 14 when they did the show.
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>>713151616

Kids can still bang eachother, it's when adults try and get their dirty hand on 'em that things get yucky.
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>>713151803
>Pedos gonna pedophile. Until they end up in jail and are beaten to within an inch of their life, that is.
This statement doesn't require context, it's a generalized statement that is filled with ignorance.
It isn't directly mentioning stephanie from lazytown anywhere.
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>>713151897
wrong
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>>713151923

It's a general statment about pedophiles. OP asked about pedophiles. How is it ignorant, exactly?
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>>713152119

Uhh, no. You are wrong. I hate to ger all ad hominem on you, but you are also a pedophile.
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>>713152387
There are plenty of occurrences where an 18 year old was punished by the law for having sexual relations with a 17 year old.
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>>713152158
It's ignorant in the sense that you hurt his feelings with a blanket statement. He's not like other pedophiles, he's different!
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>>713152787

Does that justify an adult having sex with a 13 year old child?
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>>713153244
I'd fuck a 13 year old. I'm only 22
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>>713153302
>only
Nigga you old. Your time is up.
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>>713153353
Naaaaaaaaa youngins love the older guys. All you need is a car and find the younger ones that have bad parents.
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>>713153302

That makes you a pedophile. Or a heebejeebeephile, aka a pedophile with an internet dictionary.
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>>713153707
Got my dick sucked by an 11 year old when I was 18
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>>713153707

So you prey on children with bad role models, and exploit that weakness for your pedophile lusts?
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>>713153740
Don't hate because you have to fuck your left hand
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>>713153871
Ain't preying. They willingly want to hang out and SHE suggested to suck my dick.
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>>713149903
tbh she looks like one of those "26 years old but can pass for ten" types
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This
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>>713154089

To be fair, I hate you because you are a pedophile. Not a childmolester, mind you. I don't think you have what it takes to impress a 13 year old girl. You're just a lonley pedophile, lying on the internet.
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>>713149903
How would you know she attracts pedos unless.... unless you where one as well.
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>>713154397
>>713153871
You're just mad and jealous with zero argument.
Stay mad you fat ass.
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>>713154397
Pedro because I said I would fuck a 13 year old???.. Never said I did.
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>>713149903
damn that face reminds me a bit to ariana grande
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>>713154553
Pedo not Pedro obviously
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>>713154201

Are you confessing to stautory rape?

On an unrelated note, how do you report people to the FBI?
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>>713149903
LOOK AT THIS NET
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>>713154490

Well I could probably stand to lose about 15 pounds or so. On the other hand, you are a pedophile. Really comparing apples and being a child molester here.
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>>713154397
Not lonely. Gonna go prey on a 14 year old tonight I guess. She asked for the dick too, but I'm supposed to say no by your logic.
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>>713154553

Tell it to the feds, buddy. As I have reported your confession to the authorities.
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>>713154940
kek
>never got laid in high school and spend most of his golden years being jealous over everyone else getting laid
You're a loser.
Never breed.
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>>713152787
>he's a pedophile
>doesn't know that you can have sex with a minor who is within 2 years of your current age
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>>713154966

Ok, just more fodder for the prosecutors.
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>>713155076
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>713154803
I'm innocent
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>>713154914
Also whyd they make the guy on the show look like the queerest rapiest thing on the planet
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>>713149903
Stephanie is nice, caring, understanding, smart, passionate, in good shape, and cute. She is an ideal mate and the reason why you think she attracts pedos is because she turns men into them.
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>>713155199
What he said
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her normal look is much more attractive
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>>713155199

That is so gonna fly, once you're put before a jury of your peers.
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>>713155088
some states
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>>713155253

That is up to the judge to decide, though. Isn't it?
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>>713155418
Id still take the pink one. 100 percent
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>>713155555
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>>713155499
Nope, the jury
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>>713155499
You probably fuck your own mom.
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>>713154201

So you used your status as a older and more experienced man to get close to a child, and when said child wanted to perform sexual acts with you just went with it?

On a unrelated note, how do you report people confessing to statuory rape to the FBI?
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>>713149903
nice try, fbi
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>>713155658
You don't.

Snitches get stitches.
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>>713155658
tips.fbi.gov
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So many reasons, my dear
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>>713155658
So you're saying consent should be based on intelligence and wisdom and NOT age?
Because basing consent on age implies it's okay to fuck retarded people.
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>>713155427
Thats all it takes as that clause gives him permission to say whatever he wants here and deny it if it comes back on him.
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>>713155811

Oh, are you going to attack me?
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>>713155820

There we go.
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>>713155658
Take a screenshot and then go to the fbi site and submit it on their snitch link.
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>>713155262
Because everything is exaggerated because it's a fucking kid's show and he's supposed to be the villain. You need his design to be immediately recognizable as "bad guy" even to little kids.
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I'm high as fuck
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>>713155886
Consequences will never be the same.
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>>713149903
I want her to shit on me.
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>>713156145
Same
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>>713155840
multiple criteria can eliminate someone from being able to give consent. Age is one of them. Being completely fucking smashed is another. Etc.
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>>713155658
This child has big tits and a nice round ass. I'll close my eyes and pretend she's 18 while you sit at home and complain to the FBI
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>>713155840

Well, kinda. He used his age, intelligence, wisdom and money to impress a child with a really shitty background. Appearantly, through her upbringing, she was taught that you should reward kindness with sexual favours.

I take it you are completley ok with this set up?
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>>713149903
Because a lot of 4chan users grew up watching her
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>>713156004

Done and done.
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>>713156038
Oh didnt know he was bad thought he was just a reg character
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i always loved her eyes, they have this bright hazel color that's kinda rare
overall in-shape-ness was a big plus, too


robbie's actor has cancer btw
gofundme
2tm9tqk
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>>713156312
I reeeeeaaaaaally don't think there was much intelligence or wisdom involved in his decision to fuck a 13 year old
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>>713156120

Referencing a situation in wich 4chaners stole and distributed naked pictures of an 11 year old child.
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>>713156357
>He thinks reporting on a anonymous image-board does anything god speed newfag
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>>713156444
bessy praisin da lawd
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>>713156248
>wait
so we cant fuck retards...?
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>>713156300

So you will pretend this child is of age? Why not try and have sex with an adult, then? What are you, some kinda pedopile?
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>>713156339
yeah, she was really popular here back in the day
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>>713156485
Allegedly.
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>>713156573
I'm sure there's a cutoff level of brain function that you shouldn't cross

Downs taters are fine for example I'm pretty sure. But as you get more vegetable tier probably not.
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>>713156446

Yeah, he used what little he had to have sex with a child. Or so he claims, at least. I have my doubts, I think he might just be another 4chan loser posturing on the internet.
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>>713156485
I didn't know Jessie was just 11
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>>713156672
stephanie threads 24/7 with no moral fags
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>>713156741
>>713156485
Allegedly
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>no one posted this yet
smh tbh fam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdaOT72ieXs
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>>713156856
What little I had was just enough then huh??
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>>713156504

The ISP is required to report the IP to the authorities, though. They already have a confession, maybe it warrants further investigations. But who knows, maybe they are really busy this weekend.
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>>713156741

No, they really did steal and distribute naked pictures of an 11 year old child. They where really proud of it, too.
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>>713156946
>0/10
not fanny
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>>713155418
I wonder if her boyfriend ever ask her if she can wear a pink wig for sex. That would totally destroy her
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>>713157018
Confession Hahahahahahaha this guy.
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>>713157134
Allegedly
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>>713156974

So not only are you confessing, you are really comitting to this story about you raping a child?
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>>713156619
Who said I didn't have sex with adults? I just said that younger ones with bad parents are easy pickings. Much like the drunk girl at the club at 1:00 am
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>>713157217

It's up to the DA to decide if they have a case now, I guess.
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>>713157018
4chan has a disclaimer for /b/

maybe you should read it?

>>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

no, youre not going to be reported for 'lying' on the internet

everybody here is covered unless you post an actual img of cp...then you get banned and your IP MIGHT be turned over

9/10 times, nothing happens

also, FBI spooks browse 4chan 24/7

theres a dedicated team that browse
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>>713157253
Who said it was rape?
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>>713157226

You're probanly too young to remember.
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>>713157134
Thinking the FBI cares what a anon posts when there are people literally talking about hanging black people,advocating race wars and or threatening to kill the president elect WEW LAD
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>>713156485
>>713157134
>steal
one guy flew over to fuck her and took pictures of her arbies roast beef sandwich with extra sauce and posted them. of course shes a whore anyway and to this day still camwhores and gets naked online
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>>713157341

So you are admitting to two diffrent kinds of rape? You're really doubling down on this rapist angle, aren't you?
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>>713157512
MODS
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>>713157512
MODS
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>>713157413

The FBI might not care about that, though.
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>>713157512
Ugh, mods!
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>>713157512

OH SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED

MODS !!!! REAL CP !!

MODS MODS MODS
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>>713157581
You obviously don't get out much.
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>>713157512
Fake
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>>713157512
wow an actual cp.
ahh the old good days when it was posted day by day without faggots calling "MODS". I feel old
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>>713157740
What was? They got it down pretty quickly.
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>>713157444

The legal definition of sex between an adult and a child is "statutory rape".
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>>713157512
Not cool...
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>>713157044
ummm... why are her hands sexy right now?
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>>713157512
MODS
what the fuck you sick cunt
have to bin my laptop now
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>>713149903
2old tbh fam

who else with me
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>>713157512
WTFWTFWTFWTF , DO NOT CLICK! FAG
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>>713157801
one of those "act as if its cp" pictures
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>>713157475

It's in the hands of the feds now, anyway. Time will tell.
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>>713157950
it was cp
a man rubbing his dick off a babys vag is cp
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>>713151897
Ur a fag and ur shits all retarded
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>>713157512
what actually is it? I ain't clickin that shit
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>>713157811
We're all friends. They'll be fucking another 20,21 year old soon. You all need to get your dick sucked by a 12 year old, it will change your mind about "rape" and "pedos"
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>>713158025
So?
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>>713157202
Girlfriend, she's gay.
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>>713157508

Ahh, so a 4chaner actually produced the child porn that was later distributed on this site? I didn't know that.
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>>713157950

think what you want faggot
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>>713158025
Looked 18
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>>713158025
you really had to say it didn't you?
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>>713158080
It's even better. The question is the same tho
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>>713157776

Is "getting out" some sort of code for raping unconcious women?
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>>713158025
GL with your ban for discussing what you saw in the img fag
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So many white knight neck beard fans here.
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If CP is good enough for the global elite, it ought to be good enough for the common man.
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>>713158255
shit
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>>713158027

And you are a pedophile.
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>>713157202

She is a legit lesbian.
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>>713151541
>its illegal to fuck 17 year olds where he lives
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>>713151616
i think an 18 y/o retard is just right
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>>713158338
>the common man

>four hundred thousand keks
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Wait....where did the lszy town discussion go?
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>>713151027
The show came out in 2004
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>>713158203
She wasn't unconscious. She got in my car and willingly went home with me. We fucked about 20 minutes and she went back to the bar.
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>>713157801
Imgur link to a real cp gif. Fucking disgusting, guessing a 4 yo girl.
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There was a time when there would never NOT be a thread about lazytown on /b/ and /gif/. Oldfags will remember her fondly. Newfags just see her as pedobait.

>>713155076
Seriously dude, you need to think before you post. Feds don't care about statutory because it's a state issue. They don't care about clothed minors or probable fictional accounts either. They're after the real cp.
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>>713158037

An adult having sex with a 12 year old is a pedophile, per definition. Said act would also be legally defined as stautory rape. Reals before feels.
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>>713156061
This one is new to me, saved for later. God bless anon
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>>713158565

Oh, that is perfectly fine. As long as she was of age, ofcourse.

So you obviously can convince drunk women to have sex with you. Why do you prey on children?
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Meh, I've always fantasized about fucking underage girls. I'd never do it though. I thought everyone thought the same way?
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>>713158087
>produced the child porn that was later distributed on this site
im not sure what your aim is with that wording but im not disagreeing with you. it was cp, well, legally since i doubt anyone actually found that shit arousing. she was 11, but still willingly had sex with an adult male and even posed for pictures afterwards. she was and is a disgusting whore. even the most staunch child defender would hesitate at the thought of "protecting" her
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Sporticus? Was that his name? He always stuck me as a pedo xD
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>>713149903
she is like 2/10. I don't know why so many fags want to fuck her.
it's more like a meme?
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>>713158407
never proven
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Im the guy in the middle
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>>713158972
No convincing necessary. You know females aren't all innocent creatures that men have to manipulate and prey on to get laid. Get a clue you stupid fuck.
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>>713157134

>They where really proud of it, too.

I would say a profound sense of disappointment was the dominant feeling.
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>>713158663
I think statutory rape is when it's sex with someone almost at the legal age. If they're 12 then it's probably just rape
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>>713159256
Do you think those guys ever popped a boner while filming around her? With all the splits and dancing and all
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>>713149903

she doesn't just attract them she creates them. Like how linetrap creates fags.
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>>713159135

And from a legal point of view, it would count as "rape of a minor" and "distribution of child pornography", right?
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>>713159479
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>>713159479
Totally
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