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Posts ending in 0 pick what i say
sorry i only like niggers
fuck off bitch im wanking to animu
send bussy pics
>>713123176
>girl sends the first message
Fake and gay.
>>713123482
reroll
>>713123176
I auctioned off my dick once
>>713123176
Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>713123482
this
Sorry I don't associate with common whores
Stick a sharpie in your butt and send pics
>>713123176
Want to see my sex doll collection?
>>713123176
safe bbygurl, why haven't we fucked yet?
did u have a good turkey day ya dumb bitch
If I asked you to peg my ass would you?
INTERCOURSE
>>713123628
Re rollin
Want to come to my house for some Netflix and chill.
>>713123176
u wan sum fuk?
>>713123482
Roll
>>713123482
THIS.
>>713123176
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
>>713123720
Ayy
>>713123720
WinRar
>>713123482
Roll
Who that fuck says hey boy hey
>>713123720
Oh shit OP better deliver.
Tits out, m'lady.
Do you want to hear my greatest fantasy? It's this one where Jesus Christ is Jack hammering mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese long on santa clauses tummy tum
Sup babe. Send nudes.
>>713123176
Don't call me "boy" you fucking wench.
Now make me a sandwich God damn it.
Whores. Jesus.
Niggers
You know, wanna give you my love nectar
They call me brickdick.
>>713123482
roll
>>713123904
re roll
I only talk too traps
>>713123176
One moment, I seem to be having issues with my penis again.
I'll be waiting for you naked on my sofa
>>713123720
Do it OP
>>713124030
Deliver OP.
>>713123720
Winrar
>>713124171
if you don't i will kill myself
send nudes
>>713124171
Posts ending in 1 pick what i say next
Are you sure you're not a nigger?
send her furry
>>713124720
REEEEEEEEEE
>>713124642
sure, but you have to hold my dick.
You can fuck right off cunt
Oh I don't celebrate christmas, I'm a sandniggger
I will pay you
We can watch whatever you want :3333
>>713124784
sure but you have to cuddle my dick*
>>713124642
okay..bring dirty underwear tho
>>713124642
I am a little afraid to ask, but could you dress up as cat and pee on yourself? :3
>>713124784
This
>>713124642
can I smell your underwear?
>>713124860
Win
>>713124642
fuck off, I'm jewish
>>713124860
re-roll
>>713124860
>
hahaha no fucking way
>>713124865
roll
>>713124859
this
>>713124642
$2000 for anal
The wind blows for free, how much do you charge?
>>713124938
re-roll
>>713124938
ha this one
>>713124859
reroll, how are there no 1s yet
>>713124642
I want you to shit in my mouth
With me around, it's always a white christmas
If u consider my cock in ur mouth cuddling.
>>713124860
this
>>713125031
oh shit
>>713124642
I want you to take a shit in my mouth
>>713125051
Winrar
>>713124642
THEN GO SKULLFUCK YOUR SISTER INBRED YOU STUPID BITCH
Only if you eat some cookies and drink my milk.
>>713125051
winrar kek
>>713125051
WINRAR!
>>713125031
>>713125051
Winny xD
But I celebrate Halloween on Christmas
>>713125276
YES
>>713125276
you mad man :^)
>>713125031
winrar
>>713125276
OH SHIT BOYS
>>713125276
oh fuck
OP here.
5 decides next reply
Can you fart on my face first?
>>713125518
you have to post what she says faggot
xDDDDDD
>>713125525
Winrar
>>713125525
shit, wasted. You kids are morons.
>>713125525
That was fast. Good on you /bro
>>713125525
kek
>>713125525
WINRAR
>>713125525
Winrar
>>713125276
OP here.
3 decides
>>713125525
omg
>>713125605
Yea. His sucked. Since I got a 5 commenting on his. Use mine. Tell her you love her
>>713125525
>"h-he's fast!"
>>713125721
post the reply faggot
OP here.
8 decides
What color panties are you wearing right now?
>>713125721
She replied?
OP here.
54 decides
what do your panties smell like.
>>713125836
>>713125721
not OP
>and this is the story of how anon got arrested for sexual harrasment
>>713125833
wasted
OP here im a faggot
OP here.
Quints decide next reply
>>713125721
I feel like I'm being baited
If 3 say and not bait then
>Is it okay if my dog gets involved? He likes to lick my poop hole when I fap and I think he'll want to join in
/thread
Faggot OP left.
Post tits
seriously though do you want a dick pic?
>>713126107
Its been 10 minutes calm your titties
>>713126227
rollz
>>713126240
So she's left then? Got a new grill?
>>713126240
What number picks next?
If this number - What color panties are you wearing?
>>713126240 Get another girl in the mean time?
>>713126240
Ending in 2 !!
>>713126646
you're gonna say that when you see my huge cock
Don't act like you don't want to. Come on over, I got lube.
you heard, slut
>>713126646
Fuck my ass with a strapon
Sharpie in pooper
>>713126765
That one
I think you want it to cuddle
>>713126765
Change the come for cum and I'll roll
>>713126646
There are things i wanna do to you....thatll make you scream out my name.
When I was young my dad would hold my head in the toilet and jerk off on my back.
dont be shy, im gonna make you gargle my cum until you pass out
I'm kidding. I'm just looking for someone to like my asshole
Im just joking, but actually want to come over and we can watch or film or something
and its going in your ass tonight
>>713126765
shit, send me a pic of your feet at least.
>>713126646
If you only knew how much my dick can cuddle your poosi.
>>713125158
roll
>>713126646
I love to lick pussy you know? If you don't allow me; you have to swollow
>>713126646
Come on Sierra, we knew where this was heading.
i would like to cuddle a cute girl like you all night long
>>713126765
this
Ohh Sierra, the apple of my eye, you will take this dick tonight
you think im kidding dont you? come over for this dick, i'm not asking you, i'm fucking telling you. Now.
Send me a pic of your tits to get me ready before you come over.
>>713126646
Hope you dont mind me bringing in my dog
My girl friend can join us too!
>>713126943
rollimp bizkit
>>713126646
how tights that sweet little hole of yours? penny tight? quarter tight?
>>713126646
Lel my friends are so randum they made me send that. Really though you're cute and I want to meet you
>>713126985
roll
I shouldn't have said that, sorry Miss. I'm sorry for disrespecting you. I will be a good boy for you now. I'll be your good little slave.
You know you want it, you dirty bitch
You can do better than this
You say hi, and my dick say yes
>>713127012
winrars
>>713127012
win
>>713127042
shit winrar
just kidding , don't just cuddle it. suck it.
>>713127012
>>713126943
dont be a faggot
>>713127042
winrar
I'll let you chew on my dick cheese
>>713127087
nope
>>713127042
Win.zip
>>713127042
dinger
>>713126646
Come over so you can put a finger in my ass and jack me off
>>713127042
aaaaand /thread
>>713127012
Winrar
>>713127252
>>713127171
>>713127157
>>713127135
>>713127087
You're all fucking stupid,
>>713127012
>>713126943
is win
>>713123176
Op here, she blocked me abandon thread... making a new thread for the new girl
>>713127412
Link new thread
>>713127377
Ending in 3 get
You can be daddy's little girl
>>713127636
That's on Tinder and looking to get some dick!
>>713127636
Don't you wanna be a grown up. I can show you the way ;)
>>713127636
Good because I like little girls, you might be the first one who wants it
I love little girls anyways
>>713127694
Roll for this
>>713127636
Little girls need bug daddies
>>713127703
win
You wont be a lil girl when im done with you.
>>713127703
Insta win
>>713127703
PERFECT WINRAR!
>>713127703
Winrar
>>713127636
I'll let my dog fuck you
>>713127636
>OP is sexual harassing a teenager
>>713127636
exactly...
with pic related pls
So you coming over?
>>713127703
Really creepy and cringeworthy, but I suppose we'll take it.
>>713127636
I'm sorry for being a bady boy miss. I'll be a good little boy now, I'll be a good slave.
>>713127703
Win
>>713127761
Rolling for this. Kek.
>>713127636
I have never been as turned on as much by a woman's words before.
She is fucking hot.
>>713127866
What's next? Dubs gets it?
>>713127900
nice dubs, pedo
>>713127866
OP stop this and just get yourself laid fucktard
>>713127900
Dubs-a-checkin'. Post this kek
>>713125263
LOG OF SHIT
>>713127941
For real.
>>713127941
I'm not a pedo.
I'm very turned on by this girl.
>>713128028
A typical pedo response.
>>713128077
She's mature for her age
Op say I want to treat you right I said the wrong thing before, if you come over I won't try anything I just think you're attractive
>>713128077
Cmon m8 she's fuckin 16, how is that pedo? In my country age of consent is 3 years old, fokin Mars has its own rules
>>713128189
Reroll
>>713128077
A typical response to a typical pedo response
>>713128217
Hahahaha I'm just shitposting and such.
>>713127900
>>713127866
15 get
>>713123176
Op here, she blocked me...
Making new thread for the new girl...
>>713123176 look at this sweetheart
>>713127636
good because i fuck little girls in the ass
>>713128077
Question, if a woman looks underage (very very underage) but she's 18+ and you marry and fuck her does it makes you a pedo?
Hypothetically - and
If she was very very underage, but magically looked 18+ and you married and fucked her would you be a pedophile?
>>713128268
A typical response to a typical response to a pedo response.
where is this going?
Lemme eat that pussy
Trust me, I'll make you feel good
>>713128276
Noice, in mars, we got yoyos, they spin up and down, and glow... Some dumbass pesonian brought it here and we traded 3 of our women for it, keks on them those 3 women had given birth more than 5 times each
>>713128330
just stfu and fuck me already
I just want to lick that booty hole
>>713128330
Send a dick pic
>>713128399
no and no
>>713127960
Fuck off. An OP is finally delivering.
>>713128437
Kekking and I don't even know why.
>>713123482
roll
Mommmy
:3 come to my house and tickle my foxhole
im an autist who never gets laid so i posted a thread on a columbian finger painting board asking what I should say.
here's the thread: >>713123176
commoonnn dixie
>>713128540
reroll
i'll tongue your ass and you can call me Joey Tribbiani
>>713128401
A typical response to a typical response to a typical response to a typical pedo response
>>713128330
I was just kiddin anyways my wee wee got bitten by a dinosaur when I was on acid, wanna watch some kinky Christmas movies on Netflix and chill with cuddles? I got beer
I'll even let you peel off and chew my dick cheese
I have a Nintendo
>>713128330
I don't understand why not, you get free popcorn, free sex and no std's, I've got a clean BOH. You'll like it, I'll like it and it'll just be a good time all around
Just let me make you feel good
send a dick pic
>>713128459
do this
Are you into pegging?
tits or gtfo
>>713128615
Winrar
we all know youz a hoe
>>713128330
Cmon, just relax, let's hangout alright? I won't be too rough.
>>713128330
sorry that last text was meant for my mom :\
>>713128615
WINRAR
i will rape you if you don't :)
>>713128615
Wooooo
>>713128330
It's okay .. i like little girls ;)
>>713128615
Kek
>>713128399
18 is such a retarded benchmark. 40 year olds back in the day married "underage" bitches. 16 in UK, 18 in US. 16 is more appropriate...or maybe not as most bitches that are 16 are retarded.
>>713128516
You lucky bastard, they forbid kekking in here.. Anyone who keks gets beheaded and we have to scream"HACHUSHE MATENEE" while getting beheaded.. then the others can take turns on fucking our dead buttholes, jokes on em, I got spaids
>>713128615
NOICE
>>713128330
I'll pay for the pizza
>>713128340
>>713127412
your bad at white knighting
>>713128615
winrar
>>713128586
That was a not so typical response to a typical response to a typical response to a typical pedo response.
>>713128615
Do eeet
>>713128330
Okay fine let's just cuddle then.
>>713128615
>>713128729
Ok, now I know why I'm kekking! Good show!
>>713128810
Oh, I'm not him but the level of my white knightness? Oh son.. I've told so many girls how I can pls set my dick on free and fuck them raw for a straight 8 hours with my fedora intact, but shame that my tummy gets in the way.. mommy mom told me its just a big boi thing, ill be a big boi one day
>>713128474
Pedophile response.
>>713128615
Op is not gonna do it
>>713128615
Sicko
woooooooooo
>>713128934
Is that hitler? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! He's a hero here and when we show his pic to 1 of our biggest wnemies called the juice, their heads explode and they run around screaming "MUH GOLD" and they hide that inside their nipples, they got quite large storage in there
>>713129027
Tasty
>>713128726
Pedophile response KEK.
>>713128399
If a girl has MASSIVE TITS there should be some kind of exemption. Judge: "Oh, you fucked her? Well, she does have MASSIVE TITS. I would have probably done the same. I'm throwing this case out!"
>2017
>people still not knowing about fake messaging apps
They are all over the play store, Jesus
>>713128810
You're* seems like you're newfag at grammar.
>>713129027
op is actually delivering
>>713129123
FULL KEK MODE ENGAGED. You, Sir, are a legend among legends.
>Is that hitler? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! He's a hero here
>>713129027
You fucking beast.
>>713128615
And you too! fucking beast!
>>713129132
Little girl with massive tits?
That's not pedophile at all (Sarcasm)
KEK.
>>713129127
>Pedophile response KEK.
A typical pedo response if I've ever heard (seen) one.
>>713129450
If they have massive tits then they aren't little. Kekking for pedo thoughts.
>>713129311
You got dubs, you are right, but I'd not consider myself a legend, since the dark evil goblin looking deformed species so called dondunuffins show up at dark and try to steal our souls and start protests and if one of us gets called a legend they try to rape our vehicles
>>713129538
That's why we hunt for them using chicken as bait and then gas them, we use their females darts as our gas, since it's really toxic and 1 pfrrt can result to an extinction level danger
I'll eat your pussy like a watermelon
>>713129538
We have a similar species, or subspecies, here on Earth. They're called "Niggers" and we have a group that has been keeping them in check for some time. They're called the Kek Kek Kek. Every time the Kek Kek Kek deals with one, we all send each other postcards and celebrate.
>>713129535
Alright read below
>>713129132
You said some dumb shit saying: Well if she looked young enough for you to be considered a pedophile but she had really big tits somehow magically then your exempt from the charges.
You're still pedo.
>>713129761
O that's fantastic! Sadly we can't use postcards here.. They are sharp and dangerous, and maybe probably we don't have trees because the juice stole them... those greedy huge nipple motherfuckers.. can you tell me more about this earth? When I look at the sky I can see it rotate and sometimes smoke comes out of there, happened in 9/11/2001 once
Roll
We can do it in wrong hole if you want
>>713129863
And you are a Neck-beard. I didn't say the 2nd one. But my shitposting skills are as sharp as the tip of your fedora.
>>713129027
MFW your name is kevin.
KEK
>>713129027
You guys are pretty bad at getting me laid
20 gets
>>713130053
Omfg KEK normal name! KEK
>>713130190
we can do it in anus
That's what they say before getting pissed on :)
