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ITT: We poorly describe video games
>hurt
>wander desert
>save desert
>>713111059
Fallout NV?
>Androgynous protagonist fights robots and his foster dad with a katana
>>713111059
Uncharted 3
>>713111626
Uhh.. Star Wars?
>>713111059
>A game where you have to fight a nigger asian gym master with rock pokemon
>>713111723
pokemon red/blue
It helps when you don't state the title of the game in the fucking description of it you absolute retard
the detective is a traitor and the guy with the deep voice is actually the final boss
>>713111059
>friend turns into animal
>find eggs
>next game
>burn, electrocute, fight and rape your way through country
>country is fighting itself while getting fought by lizards
>cats sell you stuff
>game where racism is 100% okay and you can discriminate all races that aren't from your country
>local police are condescending clones
>>713111935
Jak & Daxter
>>713111059
4 cunts looking for a lock box
>be protagonist
>use weapon to fight enemies
>Save town/country/world
>win game
>>713111059
Purple horned dragon fucks shit up.
>Game where you fly kirby around and beat levels
>>713112020
yes
>>713111626
Undertale?
>More edgy than Shadow the Hedgehog
>You shoot a lot
>Your name is not important
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL!
>Build a city, it's a predecessor to The Sims
>>713111059
>Wake up on boat
>wtf?
>strange new world
>wander around questing
>see gods fight
>end?
>>713112272
Duke nukem
>>713112167
Doom?
>>713112314
morrowind
>>713111978
every elder scrolls game
>Game where you're in a league with rocket cars playing soccer
>>713112215
Battlefront 2
Press the same 2 buttons 32 thousand times a day in a vain attempt to make your stats a fraction of a percent higher, then throw it all away and start over next season.
>>713111978
postal 2?
>>713112377
Diablo 3
>>713112190
congrat
>part human/motorcycle
>race
>gg
>race again
>>713111059
>you have to hit only Z and X
>wake up from deep sleep
>space ship is falling apart
>need to get to an airlock so you don't get sucked into space
>some stuff happens
>fight sentient sludge
>fight crazy cunt AI
>still fucked up
>>713112064
Fabled 3
>island
>mexican
>tatoo
>>713112346
Too ez
>>713112272
Pretty close. I'll give you a clue. Fill in the blank:
Sim Ci_y
>>713112386
lol'd
>>713112167
Hatred
>cold weather
>fancy wristwatch but it's old as hell
>you're old as hell
>kill your son with friends
>be nignog
>act like nignog
>Steal bike
>Pursue Locomotive.
>>713111059
Max payne?
>bang bang
>shooty shoot
>team always sucks
>watered down version of what it used to be
>>713112500
Any of the Just Cause series
>>713111059
>Jump into a battle
>Die near immediately upon seeing an enemy
>Respawn
>Rinse and repeat until you're pro mlg dank shot player
>Also known as Clusterfuck 2: Electric Boogaloo
>blitzball
>fuck it's too hard
>at least I tried
>>713112625
TF2?
>>713112596
GTA San Andreas
>>713111059
>you press only Z and X
>be redhead jailbait
>go on an adventure
>try to go to the bathroom
>got raped
>okay, let's try something else
>went to take a bath
>got raped
>fuck, fine; let's keep trying
>go fight some goblins
>got raped
>GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>give birth to a monster
>>713112596
gta sa my boii
>towers
>ancients
>baracks
>creeps
>>713112625
cod
>>713112486
event 0
>>713112486
Halo
>>713112500
Far cry 3
>>713111059
Mad TV: The Game?
>>713112761
>right
>>713112067
Every Spyro game
>>713111059
Mad max
>>713112658
final fantasy
>>713112386
No, he is obviously describing Skyrim. But you already knew that.
>is a dota 2 tutorial
>>713112708
Sauce please.
>cyka bljat
>die
>die alot
>die again
>medieval
>keep dying
>die one more time
>>713112807
thank
Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank
>Demon
>find castle
>Kill demon
>>713112377
CoD?
>>713112869
csgo
>>713111866
Heavy rain?
>>713112869
Stalker and or metro
>see girl
>tell her she got nice tits
>touch
>bad touch
>good touch
>fuck
>shake mouse like retard while trying to fap
>win
>>713112896
dark souls
>>713112486
Halo Reach
>>713112869
metro, stalker
>go to spread mums ashes
>get caught up in revolution
>single handedly save country in revolution
>spread mums ashes
Oragami figure rolls a huge trashball of destruction.
>>713112368
Don't know
>>OH shit man you got tribal aids
>>clunky guns
>>Fucking hell it's brown
>>713112976
WoW
>>713112064
Mario
>>713113012
far cry 4
IS ANYBODY GOING TO CONFIRM THESE GUESSES OR NOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Fight people you grew up with in their hometown
>"competitive"
>everyone that plays it is a salty child
>>713112856
LoL
>>713112463
>hint
Starts with K
A salesman travels across the land to rescue the girl he sold bad insurance to, and stumbles upon a web of corruption.
>fuck
>fuck some more
>save universe
>fuck even more
>text
>future
>supersuit
>koreans
>aliens too
>>713112869
Metro
>cousin who likes to bowl
>vroom vroom
>was fun on multiplayer for a little bit that one time at that building that you go to at the end of the campaign
>if you go back and play it you'll notice the camera is slightly off centered when driving cars for some reason
>>713113198
Far cry 2
>>713113240
Probably not
>>713113314
Starcraft
>>713112896
Dark souls
>>713112773
>>713112780
>>713113002
Nope.
Its a late 90's game.
>>713113242
CoD again?
>>713113012
>save country in revolution
Uhhhh, anon? Isn't the golden oath blatantly evil at the end?
>>713111866
Persona 4. I never actually beat it though so idk if the second part fits.
>Eats Dad's ass while he sleeps
>Oh no, wrong person
>Hide from police
>Get caught
>Eat police ass
>Escape
It's a story about 3 guys,
One guy is a social outcast and is on the verge of insanity, and his neighbor is a crack head whose paranoid about everything.
The second guy is under an FBI witness protection program, he lives in his house with his dysfunctional family, his son never listens to him, and his daughter is always gone.
The third guy is a young man trying to find work, but all he knows is a life of crime, his best friend is always getting into trouble, he lives with his aunt who is also on the verge of insanity.
These men come together to take down the corrupt and inept people of their city. Meanwhile they're also trying to make a living so everyone can get a better life
>>713113341
GTA 4
>>713112923
Dragon age?
>Wander to dangerous land
>Get killed
>Fight demons
>>713113377
nope
>>713113342
Yarp.
>>blow everything up
>>voices so bad it gave me ptsd as a child
>>you chess obsessed son of a bitch
>>713113429
Yes
>Three Days
>Samurai fuckin' everywhere
>Break dancing nego might die if you don't save his dumb ass
>Governments fuck up yo
>flesh
>Machine
>>713113419
Army of Two
>lesbian emo pothead friend
>quirky hipster friend (lesbian?)
>ocean tornado
>try not to cry
>we all wanted a romance story arc
>russian drug addict
>superhuman strength
>mfw I can't crush heads or I die
>>713111059
girl and OS fight giant cave
>>713113313
That's like half the VNs, anon.
>you're some fucking animal thing
>big fuck off forehead dude kidnaps sister
>spintofuckingwin.exe
>eat fruit and fuck bitches
>>713113545
Nope
>2003
>only press X and Z
>>713112780
Marathon
›obese plumber murders a fucking godzilla knockoff in an attempt to get laid
>You must become the best race car driver on the planet or aliens will take over the Earth
>>713111059
>Build Army
>Lose Army
>Repeat
>Here's some money for lube because you've been fucked by so many people.
>be 1337 soldier
>do good shoot shoot
>shoot shoot more thing
>go online to do shoot on other people
>Get good kill streak
>die by weapon you don't like
>Destroy ears
>>713113636
SMB
>>713113639
f-zero
>>713113666
Mount and Blade: Warband?
>>713113636
mario.
easy
>>713113448
Skyrim
>>713113242
Street Fighter
>>713113579
Risk?
>friendly town with no snipers on hill
>two different games
>same map
>you literally stand alone because no one else plays it
>wish you could play like frankie
>>713113554
Life is Strange?
>>713113394
Yeah but you don't know that until the end
>dad
>nice house chill fam
>big secret
>can't speak english everyone understands him anyway
>>713113710
ya got it right m8
>>713113726
Street Fighter is wrong but close
>>713113726
No not skyrim
>>713113779
Octodad.
>>713113448
The Darkness
>Plane crash
>Bottom of ocean
>Killing bitches
>Ram needles into arm
>Super powers and shit
>Would you kindly
>mute werewolf goes fishing
>>713113850
Nope
>>713113563
prototype?
>>713113716
Correct.
Now.
>Dog with sword on a rock
>Wanna yiff?
>Russia pushes for Donald Trump so he can destabilize the country.
>Democrats try to stop them
>You get arrested just for the lolz
>Democrats want to put you down like a dog just cause.
>"But my names not on the list!"
>NiggaWeDon'tCare.jpg
>About to get put down, oh look a lizard.
>Lizard Kills everyone, you run cause you're a pussy who is afraid of everything
>You have to choose between being a liberal cuck or a outlaw Republican fighting the man.
>End up ignoring all the conflict around you to collect tons of useless shit like bugs in jars.
>"
>
>>713113761
yes
>>713113925
Dark Souls
>>713113754
call of duty
>>713113863
Battlefield 1
>>713113448
Probably demon souls.
>>713113996
Nope
>cook
>hot mom
>mama believes in you
>>713113935
Oh look skyrim
>>713113863
Bioshock
>>713114001
Correct
>>713113863
Would you kindly gave it away too easily imo.
Bioshock my nigggah
>Dancing fixes fucking EVERYTHING.
>>713113708
>Team Fortress Go: Modern Reach
>>713114066
Yep
Nice dubs by the way
>Black people
>build stuff
>cook stuff
>eat stuff
>drink some water
>tame stuff
>>713112869
>>713112950
correct
>>713114035
Ding ding ding, what gave it away? The jars of bugs?
>>713113022
Katamari Damashi
>>713114145
NBA 2kX
>>713114106
Yep
>Weeb
>Circles
>>713113419
GTA V
>>713114145
GTA SAN ANDREAS
>The most disappointing game of all time
>It's not Not Man's Sky
>>713111059
>Girl ship sink
>Go on island, start killing all the wolves and local folks
>Loot everything and destroy ancient ruins
>Is hero
>>713114177
Yep
>Meme_Game 2
>>713113980
Correct.
Now.
>Million dollar lemonade stand.
>Set up shop on Mars.
>>713114234
Watch Dogs
>>713114234
Spore
>edgy hoodie dude
>lookie here i got shot
>oh look i got me some amnesia
>well i'll be darned i gotta kill peoples for memeories
>part of some 2012 hoods fam shit
>gets killed by some black guy with same powers
>>713114234
SimCity?
>>713114222
i get trips so its right... right?
>>713113986
Nope, DayZ.
>>713111059
FO:NV
This is one only certain people will get
>PS3 exclusive
>Social networking game
>3D
>Customisable avatars
>Shit ton of mini games
>Full of creepy shits
>Shut down april 1st last year
>>713114273
AdVenture Capitalist
>>713112067
Spyro
>>713113528
Way Of The Samurai 2
>>713114335
PS Home
>>713114234
streer fighter V?
>>713114185
>>713114107
dance dance
>Time to gather stuff
>Running Simulator 2k16
>Spend 20 hours gathering gear just so you fall two feet off a set of stairs breaking your legs and causing you to bleed out.
>Rinse&Repeat.
RED
PACMAN
>>713114335
PlayStation Home
>>713114380
Yep
>>713114285
Amnesia
>Big burly men run around like crabs and battle cave people
›Two anthropormophic foxes letting out blue hexagons on a floating platform in space
›Also the fat plumber from before is there
>>713114420
Yep
>>713114455
Super Smash Bros Meeeeeeeleeeeeeee
>>713111059
>Shoot
>Score
>>713112896
dark souls
>>713114285
prototype?
>>713114431
Wrong fam
>>713114339
Correct.
Now.
>Big heads.
>Fatso dropped his skin.
>WHAMMY!
>Ca-ching!
>>713114508
Ding ding
>>713114149
try it fags
>>713111059
Dune
>>713114392
Rust?
>Big boom
>Shoot lightning at innocent people
>>713114462
yes
>>713114107
Space Channel 5
>>713114234
Sonic 06?
>>713114582
Infamous
>>713114582
Black and White?
>hacker
>chicago
>>713114548
pretty fun game to fuck off in, reminds me of the old spider man games on ps2
>travel hundreds of light years (literally) to recover missing mom's old stuff
>get to destination
>3 secs there and nigga point ya with a gun
>everyone has lost their shit
>robots want to kill you
>spooky creature wants to kill you
>other people want to kill you
>find out that momma's old stuff is broken and useless
>you finally kill the spooky thing after hours trying
>mfw there's more than one spooky thinghy aboard
>blow everything up
>finally escape
>ohwait.png
>signing off.
>animals are thieves
>long backstory
>everything turns into money when you break it
>>713114234
Daikatana.
>>713114626
Yep
>>713114641
Nope
>Russian brainwash
>numbers everywhere
>fucking reznick
>>713114279
Answer was this.
I just wanted to see what other answers I'd get
>>713111059
mad max?
>be midget man with skin condition
>advanced technology
>I'm blue god damn it not green
>>713114261
Tomb Raider.
>>713114657
Watch dogs