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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713094741
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>713104251
Clap.
Clap.
Clap.
Real nice work there.
Claim
>>713104522
it was fun yesterday but this morining i feel awful
Chen is the only guy who is a real nigga in this thread.
>>713104642
Hope you feel better soon
カラミチーマス
>>713104251
>3D > 2D
Prove me wrong.
>>713105015
It doesn't have Chen's character.
Claim
>>713105201
hex maniac=sex maniac
>>713105015
you can do literally anything you want to a 2D and wont get arrested.
>>713105320
Indeed
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
>>713105320
You can do anything you want to a 3D as long as it's not in a first world country.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
>>713105515
Can't you shitpost with more interesting pics?
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was homu-fag/miku-fag.
>>713105641
Homura, stop being retarded.
We get it, you vape
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
>>713105455
>you can do anything
>adds stipulations
2D>3D proven
>>713105420
so wet its purple
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
>>713105789
Stop being retaded Miku wtf
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
>>713105735
True that
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotr
>>713106030
Forgot pic
>>713106283
brb fapping
>>713106434
TMI bud. TMI.
>>713106524
Fuck. I keep forgetting.
We are the cancer of this board.
>>713106636
can't be forgetting the material :^)
I had a dream me and sachi were both in college and taking culinary arts :o
but sachi dropped out :(
>>713106973
the few dreams I remember don't make sense in any way
>>713106787
Eh, at least three-fifths of what I got are either nonlewds, or just borderline lewd. At least by my standards
>>713107180
most people don't remember most of their dreams
who is this? :o
>>713107438
they are filled with contradictory events, but I guess it's only natural since that's how I think
Sameji claim'd
fucking pathetic.
>>713107250
fun fact: if you stop jerking it every day and stop watching porn even the simplest images of the female form become lewd
>>713108611
Obviously
>>713108611
would explain your choice of waifu
I'd fucking let that bitch dominate my fucking cock.
Claiming the eyebrow queen with the great rack and ass Satsuki Kiryuin
>>713108838
so every picture is a lewd when you think about it
>>713108912
big ass and hips, nice tits, cute voice/personality
why wouldn't I choose her?
>>713109047
>why wouldn't I choose her?
Because you don't choose your waifu, avatarfag
>>713109047
Not every picture is lewd. It just depends on your preferences.
>>713109202
yeah you do you full on autist. even you chose your waifu.
>inb4 she chose me
>>713109297
every picture has the potential to be lewd, just not the intention
>>713109310
hello rei
>>713109408
forgot pic
>>713109408
>you full on autist
nothing better come to mind?
>even you chose your waifu
and that makes me an avatarfag
>>inb4 she chose me
she did kind of
>>713109463
Hello, Tali.
>>713109735
>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
>all waifus are avatar fags
>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
>>713109853
how's your day going
>>713109408
I agree, but personally, I consider Lewdness to be subjective.
>>713109925
It has gone by extremely quickly. Today was my birthday so I do what I always do on such occasions and that's not very much at all. Though I did have my new violin delivered today.
If I roll dubs or higher I will end my life on xvideos.
>>713110346
Happy birthday, that's a beautiful instrument.
>>713110567
better luck next time
>>713110031
i think we are both saying the same thing here then.
>>713110346
happy birthday. play me a song on vocaroo please ^_^
>>713110693
I guess so.
>>713109925
>fully explains the behavior you're currently exhibiting so no.
you sound like a professional, could you go more in depth and tell me what it was that led you to suh a conclusion?
>All waifus are avatarfags
while I can't deny that this is most probably the case the choice of waifu is based on attraction much like actual human relationships
so where's the difference?
>>she can't make choices besides the ones you make for her in your head
true, but I don't make choices for her so this is not a problem
>>713110346
happy birthday~ I hope you had a wonderful day and that your new violin will bring you happiness.
>>713110567
No, I will not stand for this.
One reroll.
Pink hair reports in
>>713110894
>people don't choose their waifus
this would insinuate that waifu's HAVE to chose their husbands. this HAVE to be a certain way is text book autism.
>there really isn't a difference between avatar fags and waifus. I think we agree on this
>if you don't make choices for her then she doesn't make choices at all because realistically she doesn't actually exist.
this convo is also fun.
>>713110949
hey yui
>>713111071
hello stella
>>713110693
Sorry, but I have no mic, and my laptop doesn't have one build-in. How was your day?
>>713110576
It is, I had saved up for it since a while back. I don't own things like a phone or a TV for it.
>>713110957
Thank you for your kind words, Anon.
>>713111519
Hi Tali
Another argument today, eh?
>>713111761
Hi Rei, is your birthday going well?
>>713111519
Well hello there.
I think i have seen you before but never talked to you. Am i wrong?
>>713111761
Heh, a fellow poorfag? Nowadays no one needs a TV anymore, even if you do want to watch it you can do it through the internet.
Why don't you get a cheap phone that can still send messages and do calls? I think having that ability in your pocket is quite handy.
>>713111761
aww well ok. eh was hungover from yesterday so I still haven't left my bed today
>>713111947
nah just a discussion this time it's been entertaining.
>>713111983
you are correct. we have seen, never spoken.
your waifu is a cute
>>713111071
heyo
>>713111761
no problem
>>713111519
>HAVE to
the term waifu implies that it is a feeling of love
and since the general consensus is that you don't choose your feelings calling a character your waifu means that you did not choose it to be
so your waifu not being your choice is a requisite for using the term waifu correctly
And this boils down to 'have to' being a rule and thus it has to be followed if you expect people to use words correctly
>because realistically she doesn't actually exist
I don't get where this is supposed to go
so my answer should probably default to REEEEEEEEE
>this convo is also fun
The thread is very uneventful so that's a given
although I did try my best to shitpost properly, but I failed in the end
>>713111947
As well as it could be going.
>>713112084
I have a small monitor just to play PS3 or 2 games since my laptop can't play anything.
I may buy a phone now that I'm done with that.
>>713112182
Then I assume it's still early in the morning for you.
>>713112220
We haven't talked at all previously have we?
>>713112746
I can see where your coming from but i would also argue that just like in life, there are several people you have "feelings" for but in the end you chose one to actually make your partner.
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
>failing to shitpost
how does one even do this?
>>713112947
it's currently 11:17 AM
>>713112182
>your waifu is a cute
she truly is.
Also where is Tali from if that's youre waifu's name?
>>713112220
Hi akame! What's up?
>>713112677
Hey
>>713113304
Hello
>>713113304
mass effect
~tali
>>713112947
I'm pretty sure we haven't
>>713113304
nothing. how are you?
>>713113021
>you chose one to actually make your partner
I'd assume so
>how does one even do this?
well at first I tried to shittalk your waifu and now we're having a kinda normal discussion...
I'll have to try something else next time
>>713113859
we are having a normal discussion because maybe you aren't a full on autist. and that's what usually happens in these threads. people talking and such while posting the character they find the most attractive. all you'd need to blend is a waifu.
>>713113418
Howdy
>>713113511
Ah okay! Haven't played mass effect, yet.
>>713113647
Oh i'm feeling better and better because exam week is about to be finished!
>>713114448
you should but be forwarned
>the feels will kill you
Katerina is waifu
>Ohio State losing to Michigan
Just as planned.
>>713113021
Keeping things interesting around here as usual. How's it going Tali?
>>713114409
>maybe you aren't a full on autist
so you only called me an autist because you didn't know who I am and based your opinion on one sentence?
>all you'd need to blend is a waifu.
>>713109735
>and that makes me an avatarfag
All i need to blend in is to hugbox and post trash tier waifus
Or none at all and anonpost
I chose the latter because I think highly of myself
>>713114448
niice. everything went smooth this semester?
>>713114870
>puts the cute in execute
>and the ass in assassin
>>713114882
hello houkie
>>713115093
>>713114409
>mfw too neckbeards argue over the internet over who's more autistic.
>>713115232
>too neckbeards
Get lose, you can't compare to these two.
>>713115423
>mfw a neckbeard replies to me and is reatarded as ever
I feel bad for you, anon.
>>713115093
anon posting doesn't actually make you any better
>i called you an autist because everything i currently knew about indicated so.
things change as do my views.
also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
>>713115232
not even pay attention!
>>713114882
true fuck blowhio state.
I just hope my team wins today for honor only because we sure as hell aren't going to a bowl.
>>713115579
>maybe you aren't a full on autist
Holy shit, is it summer already?
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome????)
Multi talented Chen
>>713115179
Hey Akame. Saturday treating you well? >>713113647
Your waifu is hungry, give her a pork chop.
>>713115579
Who's your team? I went to Pitt, but they never do much aside from middling along in their conference and producing solid pro players every so often.
>Houki
>>713115990
mississippi state JUST
>>713115673
it's the middle of winter anon :^)
>>713115727
>Where is my Kurome?
that's my line
>>713115990
hmm they look delicious
>>713115579
>anon posting doesn't actually make you any better
shitposting remains shitposting no matter the pretense
so i guess you're right, is that what you want to hear?
>i called you an autist because everything i currently knew about indicated so
and in this particular case 'everything' was actually just two posts
>also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
and I am no better than shitposters with trash tier avatar-waifus so she would be trash tier?
>110,045 attendance
That's a lot of football fans.
>>713116270
>trying this hard
HOH BOIIII
>>713116354
Im doing my best
Stop bully
Shiro claimed.
>>713116347
O boi, that's more than 20!
Did the nebraska corndogs win?
>>713116270
nah i don't really care about right, that can always be subjective and change instantyly
>limited information is still information
you would be no better/worse than any other waifu poster unless you just randomly picked a trashy waifu and constantly shit posted instead of just having conversations.
>>713116123
Suffering. But on the flipside, Dak is putting one hell of a season together for Dallas.
>>713116205
Still got some left, nothing overly fancy aside from the aquavit to make the flambe. There's too much tasty food to be made/eaten. I'll die trying though.
>>713116347
OSU offense can't extend the field, but these picks are killing Michigan.
Sorry fellas, he's mine
>>713116810
that is very true. DAK+ZEKE= imstoppable
like i said i just want them to win today out of pride. i mean it is against old piss today.
>>713116626
Nope.
>>713116810
Speight needs to find the consistency he had in the first half for them to win.
>>713116626 (You) (You)
schon durchgespielt?
>>713116654
>randomly picked a trashy waifu
so there are waifus that are trash? then there must be non trash waifus?
so i could have picked a trash tier waifu...
also
>and constantly shit posted instead of just having conversations
the posting style of the anon doesn't change the quality of his waifu
the anon is not his waifu
>>713117267
well obviously there are trashy and non trashy waifus. I mean just look at filthy frank.
>the posting style of the anon doesn't change the quality of his waifu
you are correct here.
>>713117127
Shame. So who won the ultraball?
>>713117267
Gott nein, ich hab das ganze Wochenende lang Seminar...
Wie geht's selbst?
>>713116626
Hi Shiro
What's new?
>>713116347
Hi shiro
How's your day been?
>>713117706
Hello Bard.
>>713117084
The only thing that will kill them at this point is if the defense completely rolls over dead in the playoffs. Although I'm a Seahawks guy, Dallas is legit this year in spite of that defense.
>>713117127
He has just gotta slow down. They're moving just fine and eating time without the bad decisions.
Also, Harbaugh breaking a headset was amusing.
>>713117763
Nope, not bard
Sorry
Clay Ming a car e
>>713117706
Grüß Gott!
Castro is finally a good communist.
Besides that not much. How about you?
>>713117605
>ganze Wochenende lang Seminar...
klingt nach Arbeit und das am Wochenende
Irgendwas läuft falsch bei dir
>selbst?
Wie immer
>>713117477
>also your waifu wouldn't be trash tier she would be yours
and what was this supposed to mean?
>>713117911
Bard, stop messing around~
I've missed you.
>>713117605
No one.
>>713117706
Fine enough. Woke up pretty early for football. Going to my cousin's house sometime tonight.
How about you?
>>713117887
I hate Ohio State.
>>713117817
kisses the yuuki
>>713117887
true but the defense has been decent as of late. if they keep it up i can ee them going to the superb owl.
>>713118034
as long as you take the time to actually choose a waifu that you love then she will never be trash. she is your waifu. same can be said in real life and that's why people end up in bad relationships/marriages.
>>713118045
>>713118242
hugs the tali
>>713118034
Ach, eigentlich ist das ganz locker, spaßig und man lernt auch was dabei. Wegen mir dürften die nur etwas später anfangen.
>Wie immer
Das tut mir Leid.
>>713118144
Was it canceled because of the rian?
>>713118242
>she will never be trash. she is your waifu
but you confirmed that the anon does not change the quality of the waifu
and my opinion about a waifu does not change the waifu tier either
being trash tier is an absolute
>and that's why people end up in bad relationships/marriages
I'll have to trust your judgement on this
CLAIMED.
>>713118485
No. It never happened. There was never an ultraball, unless you're referring to Pokemon.
>>713118262
>>713118485
>Wegen mir dürften die nur etwas später anfangen.
Gut so.
>Das tut mir Leid.
?
>>713116407
Eye see you.
>>713117817
How's your Saturday, Yuuki?
>>713118144
Never cared for them ever, but it's slowly corroding into hate territory.
>>713118242
Yeah, definitely. A lot of strange is going on this year in the NFC with a lot of favorites struggling or turning into dumpster fires (Green Bay)
And I'll second your opinion also, choose a waifu/wife that you actually love and you're good.
>>713104251
Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?
it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill.
Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.
Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!
Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.
>>713118849
Could be better, I'm trying to finish this project but I'm stuck on it.You?
>>713117964
Hallo.
Yeah, I heard about that, had actually thought Castro was dead years ago, and the Cubans were just being hush hush about it. Just listening to some music, probably going to watch some animu later.
>>713118046
>
>>713118144
I'm doing ok, more or less waiting for my time to go to work.
>>713118344
*joins the Yuuki hugging*
>>713118969
*hugs Yui*
>>713118635
maybe so but by actually going through and choosing your waifu based on her qualities then you will never choose a trashy waifu unless you do so on purpose.
>>713118849
i just hope dak becomes the first rookie qb to get an owl.
>love is a choice
>>713118969
>>713118344
starts a hug orgy
>>713119000
nice digits
>lewd
>>713119064
>>713119092
i'm down for a hug orgy
>>713119092
How's it going Tali?
>>713119327
*hugging intensifies*
>>713118955
What are ya stuck on? I may be able to help
>>713118683
Oh sorry, I forgot the name of that footbowl tournament.
>>713118838
>>?
>Wie immer
Ich dachte viel negativer gibts nicht mehr.
>>713118969
Something good going on this season?
Sorry if I asked you already. I know I did ask someone in this thread, but not sure whom.
>>713118849
cute
QOTT: Where is your waifu folder located and what's the name of the folder?
Mine is on the desktop just called "Chara"
>>713119496
Yo Shiro
>>713118838
Hi Jibril
>>713119092
>then you will never choose a trashy waifu
I'll just assume an indirect you
and if one is attracted to traits that make a waifu trash tier? while subjectively not trash the waifu would remain trash
>>713119496
>Ich dachte viel negativer gibts nicht mehr.
Eigentlich ist alles in Ordnung.
Und wenns mir schlecht geht fange ich sogar an zu claimen
Ich werde wohl nächstes Mal wieder auf die Standardantwort zurückgreifen
gotta take a league breather, hey guys
>>713119622
it's under images and favourites called Yuno Gasai
>>713119472
We can't decide what kind of test to run. We have two groups of people (STEM and Arts majors), and we had them rate their OS preference for Windows and Mac on a scale from 1-10. We've divided them into their groups (STEM and Arts), but we can't decide if we need to do a matched pair test or 2 sample t test. We also can't decide if we need to run two separate t-tests, one for each group. Idk if that's a good explanation or not.
>>713118955
Watching some college handegg before going out later this evening. What are you working on?
>>713119092
Dak is a class act, if Dallas beat Seattle in the playoffs it would suck, but I'd root for them in the Owl. I used to love AFC football, but it's harder to watch. Maybe that'll change whenever New England loses their stranglehold on the winning.
>>713119588
Akame a cute too.
>>713119622
"Houki" inside of the photos folder.
>>713119472
Hi Akari~
>
>>713119372
>
>>713119496
Right now I am watching season 2 of Hibike! Euphonium. Its not amazing, but it sure is pretty. I personally preferred the first season and I am waiting for the second to make me feel as motivated to play as the first one did.
>>713119622
I have multiple waifu folders, one on my phone named "Yui", one on MEGA named "Yui", and then on my PC, I just have scattered pics throughout my pictures folder.
Late ded claim.
>>713120059
GA Tech just beat UGA. Good times, the salt is great. I'm doing some statistics
>>713120101
>
>>713119622
Labeled "Fran" on both my phone and PC
Hey there by the way
>>713120125
Oh shit, don't be ded
>>713119841
Hi there! Salt?
>>713119588
why did you cut leone off this image?
>>713118849
I hate lots of teams (mainly their fans) in college football. Got a list.
1. Wisconsin (slaughter Nebraska every year)
2. Florida State (90's, horrible fans)
3. Ohio State
4. Notre Dame (worst fans in college football)
5. Texas (even more worsterest fans in college football, not even best team in their state)
And lots more.
>>713119622
Pictures>Shiro
I have folders on MEGA and Google Drive too.
>>713120125
Hi Mizore~
How are you?
>>713119841
Hey tsunyun.
Hmm... never really considered to save anything under favourite
>>713120059
Under Photos, huh? It would feel like butchering the idea of the Photos folder for me
>>713120101
that's pretty unorganized, but eh
>>713120236
Heya Fran.
Yeah, but where on your PC? Just on the desktop? Or in another specific folder?
>>713120289
Hmm... maybe I'll put my pics on dropbox so I can save some space
>>713119991
Ah so you're doing a hypothesis test about which group prefers which OS, right?
>>713120101
Hello! How are you?
>>713120403
Correct
>>713120399
I never dit that before either but since I am back at Windows 8 it's kinda nice actually
After posting from a different folder I can go back to my Yuno folder with one click
>>713120289
Hey Shiro
>>713119622
Waifu folder is called 'Shiro' and it's located inside 'waifu', which is also somehow the waifu folder.
>>713119622
Yo. Alles frisch?
>>713119822
Nun, in letzter Zeit hast du ganz schön viel geclaimt. Ich dachte bald holt der sich einen Strick!
>>713120101
It looks moe, generic and yuri af.
>>713120059
I hate overtime.
>>713120598
Hi tsun. How're you doing?
>>713120538
STEM will most likely prefer Linux or Windows while I suppose Arts prefers either Mac or Windows... we'll see
I'd say two seperate tests. One for arts, one for STEMS
>>713120598
>Windows 8
You go ahead and fucking upgrade this shit. 8 is horrible while 10 is closer to 7 and free
but that's a nice function, alright
>>713120733
makes sense... is it on the desktop or on the computer?
>Alles frisch
Jo, als ich das letzte mal geschaut habe schon
>>713119991
>Stats
>flashbacks
Yeah, I'll be sitting over there. Sorry I can't help.
>>713120195
Awesome. Now if only Alabama would lose...
>>713120289
Swap Wisconsin out with Texas A&M and you got my top 5 for much of the same reason. Whiny Orange (Texas) fans are a breed of their own, but Aggies have really been making up for lost time around here.
>>713120399
I didn't put much thought into it, most of my stuff is arranged in very broad categories, and then organized from there.
>>713119622
>>713120399
Moin moin
Und doppel checked
>>713120733
Jo wird wohl bald Zeit
>>713120766
I'm quite alright, keep forgetting to mail my professor about something. It's probably too late now
How about you?
>>713120733
Hey other Shiro
>>713120814
Oh I fucking wish, I know windows 10 is way better I used to have it. It's not free anymore though that was only a for a period
>>713119372
just getting over a hang over from yesterday
>>713119822
i would need an example because most people aren't attracted to trashy traits. that's why they are considered trashy.
>>713120059
>if new england ever stops cheating
I'm semi hoping for a raiders/cowboys owl for the memes.
i also hate that the SEC has degraded to just alabama...we used to be THE conference of football.
>>713120125
>LEWD
>>713120538
Okay cool. Sorry I wasn't sure if that's what you were doing, or if you were trying to estimate the values of each (confidence interval). How big is/are your sample size(s)?
>>713120814
It's in 4chan, which is in pictures.
>als ich das letzte mal geschaut habe schon
Riech lieber nochmal.
>>713120960
Bei mir ist die verdammte Decke zu niedrig...
>>713121136
Hey dutch yuno that does not say 'nigga' a lot!
I got something for you.
>>713120399
I have a folder called "random crap" that has several other folders. reaction images, music, game books PDFs, character sheets, and what not
>>713120841
Sounds strange
>>713120960
Danke danke
Morgen geht's ans Fliesen legen im Vorzimmer
>>713121136
it's not free anymore? god fucking damnit, you poor fucker
>>713121294
>Riech lieber nochmal
lieber nicht
>>713121310
oh, nice, that sounds like a good idea
>>713121137
>i would need an example because most people aren't attracted to trashy traits
Tsundere, Yandere, Kudere, the popularity of dumb + hot, the popularity of helplessness
>>713120766
>Overtime intensifies
>>713121447
none of those make a waifu trash by default. I think the real problem here is you are afraid of choosing a waifu only to have it revealed that she is in fact trash.
