Car Thread V.1.8
Post a picture of your car and let people determine what kind of person you are.
It's okay not to post a picture of your actual car, but the picture you post MUST be identical in every way.
No car - poorfag
'dis is how I get around
Half coconuts for sound effect
Better than a fucking BMW anyways
me fucking dumbfag
forgot to attach picture
retarded as fuck
still better than BMW ownership
>>713104060
BMW is like German engineering trap
the only way to fix one is to learn German, move to Germany and work the rest of your life as an engineer building BMWs for German government.
1v1 me scrub
The one on the left is mine. The one on the right is my fathers
>>713104305
Didn't know it would post sideways my bad
Relevant to interests... I'll play!
Obviously not my actual one but identical in looks... I have the 1.8 TSI 4x4 version which is an absolute blast if you don't mind ~25mpg
>>713104305
Inbred
>>713104443
Wagon master race
>>713104443
Father?
>>713104534
>>713104450
I assume you also own a vape pen and have a double bun?
>>713104444
Fuck how'd you know
Not mine but spotted this bat-mobile one day out and about
Got it about 2 months ago.
Without the snorkel
>>713103749
>>713104507
200+ hp with a superchips remap too - Gets the torque up to a bearable level (~350nm)
98 BMW
>>713104537
no lol, single af... maybe my car is the reason why?
>>713104829
either full white trash or barely paki?
>>713104443
:^)
>>713103749
OP seems to have a sensible, most likely 3 series beemer... I guess OP is some kind of suit wearing family man that settled down a little too soon?
>>713105219
Arab.
>>713105321
lesbian douche
>>713104443
nice taxi
>>713105097
(white) High paid IT architect, car is stupidly expensive here. Only 3 in my country.
>>713104450
paki
Not my exact car, but exact model and trim. Had to get a CVT after my foot injury, but I'm blown away by that transmission.
>>713105445
pretty wrong then
>>713104507
Estate*
Rate me
Pretty much looks exactly like mine except i have snow tires on mine. Its the hatchback version. Super slow but fun on twisty roads and hasn't broken down once in the time ive had it.
>>713105458
Subie fag :(
Mine a year ago. I took it for a new paintjob and suicide doors and havent seen it since.
>>713105647
people who drive pickups just for the sake of driving a pickup with no care about it's practical uses... those guys are the best
>>713105693
Yeah, I've had 4 (02 legacy[first car], 05 WRX, 09 WRX, 85 Brat, and now this 17 WRX)... It's just familiarity. I also have a 79 Land Rover series 3 if that counts for anything.
>>713105458
subarus are subarus with a cvt ;-; but if you cant drive a standard because of an injury its alright i guess
Don't have a picture and too lazy to go outside. But just bought this last month
>>713105953
Series III eh? I just finished my duratorq swap on my 83. It's def awesome showing up the rednecks in pickups out on the trail.
>>713105416
since when is a 1.8 turbo charged petrol 4 wheel drive car considered a taxi? retard.
>>713105693
Before the car this was my dd. Without the sunroof though. It was a blast and a 5 speed because automatics are soul less.
>>713105458
>blown away by a cvt
rofl
6 speed standard trans
>>713105800
pimp?
>>713106244
Yes! Buddy of mine has one, we call it the flying brick.
>>713106106
bumboy
>>713103749
V6
Moon roof
Custom rims
#averagelifegoals
>>713106194
Nice! I'm running a small block chevy swap from a 98 Camaro. I live in the US state of WV so it's hard getting anything fancy.
>>713106086
I lost part of my foot in an accident, so now I'm recovering. I can still drive a manual with the prosthetic, but it's hard for me at this time as it heals.
>>713106265
Someone that knows car, probably works on them, or in the mechanical field.
>>713106332
It was the party wagon, scooby doo van lol. We would drive it full of us kids at the time. We even got it to lift the back tires up a few times when we would all pile up front and hit the brakes haha good times. She still runs surprisingly at almost 300k miles (that yota reliability)
>>713104829
the most uninspiring 'hot' hatchback ever made
>>713106556
Redneck type, someone that works with their hands.
>>713106269
I wish. Guys are the only ones that ever compliment it.
>>713106473
Duratorq guy here: No shit, I live in WV too. Fayetteville.
>>713106523
Let me guess.... you gel you hair a lot correct?
>>713106593
That sucks man. I just had shoulder surgery and I drive a manual, so I can kind of feel your pain.
>>713105800
Those daytons ?
>>713106648
Oh, your good. Not a redneck tho in a redneck area. Its grayman and usefull.
>>713106244
Woops my current car is the little honda here >>713105649
not a scoobyroo lol
Mine is more of a burgundy color but otherwise identical. I just finished building the engine. Sleeved cylinders, forged pistons, big turbo, fully balanced. It should be fun.
>>713105911
inbred on a budget
>>713105800
Front view
>>713106806
Yeah, i was going to say in a small town southern area.
>>713106764
Og wire
A Class full spec amg line
>>713103749
>>713106678
Huntington here: Weird. I've never seen another old one in the state.
>>713106861
i use it for work hauling plumbing pipes, i actually have a use for this unlike most of the people with trucks these days. bought new in 2005, v6 automatic, definitely a beater now but gets the job done, 170,000 miles on it still original everything
>>713106864
Mexican, leaves in the west area of usa, why not get daytons tho?
Only picture I have under 2 megs
>>713106916
East tn transplant. Its pretty cool here if you dont mind simple people.
>>713107048
Nigger
>>713106809
All in all, ive owned two honda hatchbacks. The toyota van. A chevy Suburban. My next car will most likely be another honda but i really like the new cadillac ats with all wheel drive. The hondas are super reliable but i really like the caddy seats and interior overall vs the economic honda. We'll see.
Looking forward to bag it
>>713107048
Nigger
>>713103749
Not mine, but pretty much identical.
>>713107100
Grew up in Blountville. I know about that area.
>>713106523
M2 you must be worthy of sodomy young jedi?
>>713107237
Stay mad fgt :^)
>>713103749
>>713107144
You have tatoos maybe gauges or other piercings. Wear chucks. You also love euro oem stuff and hate fake bbs wheels?
>>713106929
This and the M2 posted, nuice.
>>713104534
Computer engineer I bet. Or something else related to IT.
>>713107375
Stay enslaved, Nigger.
>>713107339
Daytona? I like it. You're probably gay though.
What am I?
Mine's green with 240,000 miles and runs fantastic.
>>713107379
beautiful car, what year is yours?
what do you think of dis
>>713107375
Lol mad?
Yeah no, let me guess its the v6 version too, what happened that 5.7 hemi was two much out of your budget faggot.
>>713104443
Skoda poor man's audi KYS faggot
>>713107307
Im at the ky border off 75. Its laid back. Cheap. Decent jobs. Just kind of boring.
99 Toyota Camry
>>713106857
The last good Porsche :(
>>713107499
A massive faggot
Btw. Check my dubs
>>713104450
DEM WHEELS R FLY AF
>>713107144
You are a faggot.
>>713107663
Forgot pic
>>713107036
I had a set of 88 spoke daytons but 1 cracked and they are rare to find. I have them sitting outside in the rain and still no rust
>>713107499
Australian.
>>713107717
>>713107663
First car? How many miles?
>>713107607
Kek it's a Hemi fam. It's too cold to go outside just to take a picture and prove someone on the internet wrong.
>>713107528
1983 - completely rust free Euro model with no sunroof. You?
The Honda and sometimes the ranger in the back
My daily at the moment
its the only ford ive ever loved
>>713107446
>The mark of a Jewish slave
>I bet he's still paying for it
Or a Jew yourself either way consider suicide
>>713107505
Practical. You're probably boring as fuck, just like me.
>>713107874
Here's the other end
Let the judging begin
>>713107672
But I have a girlfriend whom I have sexual intercourse with in the missionary position
>>713107585
Clean but not enough turbo
>>713107824
Yea right you poorfag. Touring edition
>>713107874
>tv outside
Why?
Not OC but its the same car.
Silver 08 Dodge Avenger.
>>713107951
So Asian it's not even funny
>>713107633
that's what people say when they can't afford either
>>713107283
How about that RF fastback amirite?
>>713107892
Be nice if they didnt put a grenade there the trans should be.
>>713107951
Probably a catholic conservative. No other person would buy the original instead of the overhyped piece of crap Toyota.
>>713107819
Second car, but only got about a year out of my first one. About 160,000
>>713108121
Would rather have the regular top and a hardtop. That way you can daily around during winter, and put it in summer mode to drive on the summer, when the summerfags invade 4ch.
>>713107475
Techno Violet. Im not gay lmao
>>713104992
we're now black e46 masterrace /b/ros
Nobody ever replies to my post
I have the same one just not wraped in vynil. Might sell it. Cant really afford it. Well i can but i have to budget a lot.
>>713107990
Luxury Edition*
I had the touring edition previously but decided to step my shit up.
>>713108237
Here, have a (You).
>>713108237
Faggot
>>713108267
Thanks that means a lot
>>713104450
The volvo wagon on the road is better.
BMW 525i 2004
Full spec
>>713108127
Polish those headlights m9.
>>713108008
I was cleaning the garage earlier and got too lazy to put it back right away.
>>713108127
>>713108226
Mx5 is the women of cars, you either like them or you're gay.
>>713108139
yea, i know what you mean. it just hit 150k miles and fifth gear is starting to stick
>>713108304
np faggot
370Z - just put some new wheels on it and parked it for the winter. What kind of person does this make me?
>>713108249
And yes its a manual not a gay auto or paddle shifter... i dont care if its faster. AUTO is for old people and boring poeple and the disabled!
>>713107443
I studied computer science but I currently sell firearms magazines and magazine accessories.
>>713108143
Why did you buy this one with 160k miles on it? I don't know how many miles that type of car usually gets, but such high mileages usually put me off.
not mine but the same '10 clio 1200
This one's mine, my friend owns the red on the left.
>>713108527
a twat for putting those wheels on
>>713107831
Something way less exciting then your BMW hehe. Do you have pics of yours laying around somewhere?
took this pic a while ago, now its all black
>>713108527
A twat for parking outside in the winter
>>713108527
Why do you need the windows tinted?
best car i have driven and am 22 old what does this make me ?
since no one is showing their real cars anyway. pic related can probably get my dick hard in seconds
19yo Dutchfag.
Not mine, but identical in every way
Daily driving it for now since I just wrecked my other car. Kind of fun to get in it every single day, makes me feel young again.
>>713109016
with the accent on driven, you're just another 22yo fucktard who thinks he's the shit because he's driven in a 2015 hyundai.
>>713103749
Faggot
>>713109171
I'm sure that ads some excitement and uncertainty to the day. I miss that too.
>>713109206
u jelly poorfag ?
ik voel je. je hebt iig een auto, kunnen vast een hoop kankerpubervrienden van je niet zeggen
>>713103749
The newer body is mine. 981 CS 6sp
>>713109316
Jealous about what, exactly?
I just bought a new impreza hatchback with a manual transmission.
>>713109251
The rain can be too much uncertainty, lol.
Not mine exactly but it's very similar I just have a higher lift and better tires. Northern California fag so I like to go offroad. Rate my taco anons
and what
New car, fucking love it, fully loaded & V6.
>>713109712
those things are shit.
>>713109855
What do you know faggot
One of my three cars (no, the car in the back is not mine)
>>713107585
Awesome car. I'm guessing you always wanted a Porsche, but you got a 944 because you're a poorfag. You didn't anticipate the cost of maintenance and will drive this car into the ground. You unrealistically think you'll own a classic 911 someday, but after you grow up and realise how stupid you think you should have bought a trusty 914.
>>713108253
>not srt8
>>713108253
Nigrar detected.
>>713105034
I see the police were there to arrest you for being black.
considering saving and selling for a 2002-2004 C5 Z06 under ~90k mi
>>713108357
>dat shitty gen1 idrive system
wew lad
I was waiting for that. You got me, I'm poor
>>713108417
Prepare your anus.
>>713108968
I like to jack off while driving down the road and because I lowered the car, people could see my dick and started giving me weird looks.
>>713108960
It's just a car bro. A little snow never hurt anything
>>713108806
I know, they're nice, right? The stock wheels suck dick unless you get the rays forged upgrade but I didn't.
>>713103749
>>713108940
Faggot.
>>713104305
Inbred hick who voted Republican but secretly gay.
>>713104450
Vaper who thinks he drives a sports car.
>>713104534
A bonafide enthusiast who makes smart investments.
>>713104829
Faggot.
>>713104860
Cool dude who loves the outdoors and hides his support for Bernie.
>>713105034
Small dick.
>>713105321
Poor college student who got his soccer mom's hand-me-down.
>>713105458
We get it. You vape.
>>713111056
>>713108960
Oh I didn't get what you were saying. Its parked in my mom and daddy's garage. I don't live with them, but I rent their garage from them. I just took this PIC after getting the wheels put on outside
>>713103749
>>713111149
its always these fags that combine multiple 'burns' into one post that come off so fucking cringey
>>713105647
Goes camping once every two years. Pretends to be blue collar and cries for Hillary.
>>713105649
Poor immigrant virgin.
>>713105707
You're disappointed in your children and think your wife cheats on you.
>>713105911
You work construction and drive drunk regularly.
>>713106265
Small penis, shorter than 5'9", tries to impress women in their early 20s.
>>713111581
Old excentric man in a tweed jacket.
>>713111760
Spot on bruvver
>>713109093
I had one. Most reliable piece of shit I ever driven
Exactly like mine, VW Golf 1.9TDI. Love it.
>>713108805
Brittish dude, Voted to brexit, earns less than he think he should. Bluecollar job
>>713109994
You've had everything handed to you on a silver platter. You're extremely insecure, since you had to mention this is just one of your three cars. All the money in the world won't make you happy, you miserable pill popping fuck.
>>713108253
Blue collar, deeply in debt, and knows it, voted Trump.
>>713109994
Likes my little pony
>>713112030
Father was a police officer, mother was a Spanish teacher. I make my own money
1995 ford Aerostar
>>713111928
German Auto-worker. Bought the same type of car he makes.
Give it a whirl.
>>713112201
Actually not. Im from Norway and working as a welder
>>713112274
Likes to finger asshole whilst jerkin off....
>>713112438
inbred who wants practicality or low-income single mother with lots of kids
>>713112438
Got a beard and is a little unusual. ..
>>713112139
Okay then. You somehow found success in silicon valley. You think you're successful but you were only in the right place at the right time. Your still an insecure and miserable pill popping fuckstick. Someday you realise you're a fraud and drink yourself to death.
>>713112406
Haven't tried that before. Maybe tonight?
>>713112489
ixnay on the inbred part,practicality isn't it either,its terrible on gas,i just always loved this generation of Chevy's the best
>>713111952
Yeah man, pretty much spot on. I work in a concrete factory, used to be a chef.
I earn more than I expected to though.
>>713112525
your in the ballpark for the mostpart
>>713111613
I'm trying to reply to most of the image posters in this thread without making a flood of posts, faggot. I want some replies to my car, so I figure the least I can do is reply to see many posters as possible, faggot.
>>713112960
But you are still deeply in debt right? or are you still in denial of that?
>>713113208
triggered
>>713106106
Audi Faggit
>>713113322
No debt, I have a house too, girlfriend and 2 children
>>713112188
You're someone who can afford a nice car but knows it's a waste of money. Besides, you don't give a fuck what anybody things about you.
2016 hyundai i10 1.0 litre
>>713105911
that looks like its a LS package,that's not the 5.3 Vortec is it?
Inb4 hamster faggot
>>713113510
you commute a lot dont you?
>>713106864
Bronie
https://youtu.be/XMjnVeDPEYo
>>713112649
Getting warmer, I suppose. I'm in the military, so I'm piss tested so no pills. A couple years ago, I was a full blown alcoholic but I've calmed down since then. Also, car #2
my car <3
>>713113703
Nice ride anon!
>>713109665
You like to go offroad but you're afraid of getting dirty. You tried to join the military but were disqualified. You were a benchwarmer on your high school sports teams. You have many acquaintances but lack true friendships.
>>713113737
You are a Cock, by definition.
https://youtu.be/FD6X-HpYjhY
>>713103749
>>713109083
You are a dad, embarrassing to your kids whom are in their preteen years. You think you are pretty cool yourself, but seriously you are not.
2013 V6 afford coupe with a 6 speed manual. Affordable and fun to drive
>>713113597
I detest box cars, but for getting around town on a budget these are good I guess
>>713109712
They don't make these in a six you cuck. Explicitly for the purpose of weight reduction god kys
>>713108249
God damn that thing is horrifyingly ugly..
>>713113703
Huh. You did ROTC in college because no enlisted man could afford a Maserati. And you're smart enough to not marry a dependapotamus. You secretly envy the comraderie of the enlisted men, who mostly despise you. You want to be an entrepreneur buy you'll only find civilian work as a defender contractor.
>>713103749
2010 Ford Falcon xr6/xr50 50th anniversary edition I6
>>713114532
I'm enlisted and drive a Masterati Quattroporte. E-7 with 8 years in.
>>713106255
better than your average automatic, tho they suck ass aside from performance
>>713108765
You are a girl, or it is your mums car really.
2003 Pontiac Grand Prix
>>713115017
Typical soccer-mom with too many kids
2011 E93 M3
>>713106255
It's honestly not bad at all. I do feel a bit disconnected compared to the manual, but with the right setting it's very responsive and shifts quickly. After losing my foot and living part time in a very urban area (Los Angeles) I regret nothing.
>>713107456
nigger
>>713103749
What i drive at the moment:
>>713103749
And Metallica is the only thing leaving the speakers!
vrooom
>>713114488
the second gen had a 3.7 litre v6
try harder fag
>>713115438
Mine is a 2.0 TDI with ~200 HP
>>713115034
CVT WRX driver here: I can't blame him, It's pretty good considering the nature of it.
>>713114532
I'm enlisted, though. E-6 in Air Force
muh baby
>>713115000
You were in the 173rd Airborne and found a junkyard Maserati somewhere outside Aviano AB. You fixed the shit out if and it helped you manage your PTSD from OEF/OIF.
Rate me faggots
>>713114226
64 Cobra Jet eh? You probably paid out the ass to restore that, or did you buy somebody elses already restored?
>>713115438
And this is what I'm going to buy within the next 2-3 month:
>>713103749
rate me guys.
it took me 6 years to build this.
>>713115739
nigger/10
>>713115298
New money, or rich kid.
>>713107951
looks like chanhassen?
>>713115663
My grandfather and I restored it ourselves after I bought the frame for 800 dollars, we have put about 50-60 grand into restoring it with all original parts that we tracked down all over the country. She is basically mint factory condition now
>>713115662
smallpenis/10
>>713115662
You take boner pills even though the only pussy you get is from streetwalkers. You browse tinder and grindr for traps.
>>713115662
Buys a front wheel drive BMW - >doesn't understand cars...
>>713115833
Plymouth in spring
fellow MN fag?
>>713116027
Sales agent, or other profession where you drive a lot but dont carry a lot with you.
>>713116061
yup, st paul.
>>713116070
Are you a real nigger from africa?