Alpha male reporting in. Explain why you're alpha or beta.
>>713090461
It's sad you have to ask your sister to text like that for you.
>>713090553
Yeeaahhh
>>713090553
You're probably the type of guy she is dating while I'm fucking her in the butt lol. Beta confirmed.
>>713090773
That's be okay. I like to watch.
>>713090845
No one? Really?
>be me
>sophomore in highschool
>last year made friends with the seniors because why the fuck not.
>Val. cute short. not fat. likes anime.
>man the fuck up and ask out college Val
>success
>nowwhat.gif
>still with her don't know how tho.
so /b/ any oddities like this happen to you?
>>713090461
Autist*
Real alpha males don't run around kick and screaming, look at me I'm alpha. So whenever there is a thread made "for alphas by alphas" It's really a beta thread.
>>713091906
>This
>>713091906
truth has been written
>>713091906
As if I do that in real life. Just a series of texts I thought were funny and was like hey, that's pretty alpha.
A true alpha doesn't call them self an alpha. They just are plain to see.
>>713092235
No one calls themselves an alpha male outside of /b/
>>713090461
If you are really alpha make her post her boobs with a dated /b/ timestamp
>>713090461
>>713092143
post more, I like reading of these whores
If that's actually you in those texts do you have some pics too?
>>713092235
Fuck you bitch don't tell me what to say (not OP btw)
>>713090461
alpha because i stole some guys girl, and fucked her last night
>>713092343
Here's her ass
>>713091227
> Go on website full of virgin betas
> "Is no one here alpha?"
>>713091600
京都十字路
>>713092538
>this.
>>713092394
We got an alpha here
>>713092480
more text stories? best if lewd
>>713090553
My thought exactly. Might have just put "wow you have the biggest penis and are best at sex u r totally alpha xD"
>>713090461
Texting yourself isn't alpha. Nor is shit grammar.
>>713092800
Fuck off nerd
>>713090461
Claims to be alpha.
Goes to 4chan to proclaim his superiority.
Does not get the attention he needs
Makes up fake messages and tries to get attention, again
>Nice try /b/ro, but even is this was true, we don't care. Dump pics, and shut up
Gamma here. W-w-well d-done op.
>>713092990
Thanks, this is what boobs look like. It's okay you're mom won't find out. You can look.
>>713092739
I don't have the biggest dick. It's about 6.5 long and 6 around. I guess it's fairly girthy and some what longer than average, but I wouldn't say it's big. Maybe on the bigger side of average. It's how you use it. But you gotta use a lot of foreplay. Try and make em cum before you fuck them. That's the key.
>>713093133
Oh g-gosh, that doesn't seem very nice.
I secretly fuck girl's friends, so when they get attached and want to talk about me to their friends, they're all talking about me.
>inb4 this has actually happened
>inb4 they were all pissed when they saw me get "introduced" to eachother
>kek
>>713090461
>butt
dont type like a 13 year old you fag.
>>713094469
that's not how you use inb4 dumbfuck.
>>713094795
Yes it is, In before someone says it's fake
Inb4 someone asked did they introduce you to them
I'm saying it b4 someone asks silly.
>>713092480
No you dummy, show text with pic.
>>713092480
>ass
'her'
that explains the butt fucking alpha faggot
>>713095556
Yeah. I fuck girls in the ass sometimes. . .
>>713095789
bullshit faggot, you're fucking a dude
>>713090461
Acting like texting some bitch for sex is alpha, shits was as fuck
>does disservice to fellow man by sleeping with a girl who's dating someone
>claims to be alpha
kill yourself
>>713096205
>"Guys caring about other men is alpha."
>"Guys I'm serious, guys."
>>713095846
Should have proof soon.
>>713096712
'i strive to please'
lmao you fucking pussy
If you were really alpha youd getyour own woman. You just insecure.
>>713096787
Do you not try to make a girl orgasm before you cum?
>>713096945
Lol she's just one of a couple dude
Dude wtf is with your messaging colors?
>>713093404
Bingo.
>>713096970
insecure much? guess that explains why you're fucking dudes
>>713097133
Thought it matches the neon background
Maybe this girl is just ugly
>>713097222
Lol wut? Being a generous lover means you're insecure. Ohkay buddy, Ohkay.
>>713090461
Wow, check it out, this annon is so much better at sex than EVERYONE.
>>713097359
>giving a shit about the hole you're putting your dick in
>wants to please
>insecure
>fucks dudes
beta cuck confirmed
why is everyobody trying to make op look like shit? insecure beta boys?
I don't agree with the fucking girls with boyfriends though, breaking the man code m8
>>713097257
Oh the background is better than I thought.
>>713095250
The newfag is strong with this one
>>713097359
Dude your fucking them in the butt because you know you can't make them cum.
>>713097510
Lol I don't give a shit if I'm fucking her pussy or ass. She is just a freak and loves anal. I'm happy to oblige.
>>713097732
>she
you keep using this word wrong
>>713090461
>Meet girl at party
>Both get drunk
>End up fucking
Alpha as fuck
>>713097600
She doesn't have a bf. I was fucking her up until a couple weeks ago. She said she's starting to talk to this new guy though. They aren't official. But she said she misses my dick. If they were official, rather then just "talking" I'd stay away. I wouldn't fuck a girl with a bf. Honest.
>>713097866
>getting cucked
>alpha as fuck
>>713090461
both parts of the conversation are written by the same obvious virgin male
>>713090461
Yeah, fucking whores is really tough.
>>713097973
? Nooo, she wanted to be my gf and I don't want anything serious. She loved me, I don't love her. I fully support her going off and finding a guy who wants to date her. Better than staying with me when nothing will come of it. But when she says she misses my dick, like I'll come over and give it to here cause why the fuck not lol.
>>713090461
so are you going to post something interesting OP? or just trying to show off?
>>713098145
Nah, she said she's at a friend's house. She'll send pics later. Sry.
>>713098114
another dude is taking your bitch, you're doing nothing about it but harvesting feels, you're beta as fuck
>>713090461
>alpha
>posting here
nice try you fucking loser.
>>713098243
so you mean you are a loser too? lol'd
>>713098235
My bitch? Lol no, I don't think so. She's just a girl that I fuck.
>>713090461
Been beta all my life
mom almost left me in her car because she forgot about me
There's only 1 alpha male, the rest are betas except for the 1 omega
Idiots don't even know how this works
>>713098307
so you're admitting to being a beta?
>>713092480
>>713098453
I'm admitting to having a couple girls that I fuck here or there. None of which I want as a gf. You decide.
>>713098235
So much jealousy lol. This dude knows he wants nothing serious, so he doesn't lead her on.
>>713098562
i already have
>>713098453
I'm fucking a separate girl tonight and next week I have a 'Bath date's with a girl where we are going to take a bath, listen to music and drink wine.
This.
https://youtu.be/ojH5M_xUI-Y
>>713098453
You're a dipshit aren't you
>>713096712
Ayy lets see that meat sandwich
>>713098700
stay mad nigger
>>713098613
Thank you. See, this dude gets it.
>>713098736
She's at a friend's house. She said later.
>>713090461
If you make an effort to get attention, especially for something as vain and childish as "being alpha", then you are not, by definition, alpha. Sorry man, that's how it works.
>>713090461
Im alpha because I have knowledge. Pic rel.
>>713098906
Do you ever watch animal planet? Your logic is flawed.
>>713098791
You're kinda retarded aye?
>>713098859
Got anything else to share?
>>713090461
>correcting yourself
>alpha
pick one faggot
>>713098981
look at this nigger watching animal planet to learn to be alpha
>>713098859
lol, sure mr alpha
>>713098989
12 years of private school, 5 of college, and a current medical professional. No I'm not kinda retarded.
>>713098613
>>713098791
Maybe. Or maybe not. The thing I don't get is: Why would you come here and expects anything other than what is happening.
So far, you didn't give us any proof of what you're saying. You could tell the truth, but right now, you're just a fucking liar.
And before you dare say "I don't need to prove anything", Yes! you need to.
Because that's you who came here trying to hide your insecurities either by having us congratulate you, or by insulting us.
So: Proof... Or Leave.
>>713099114
Most people in medicin is autistic. So yeah, you're kinda retarded.
>>713090461
You're not an alpha you're all nervous and autistic. She's probably fat or not a real person.
I don't know what I am. I find girls boring but they like that I find them boring but I don't care because they're genuinely boring. That being said my penis doesn't find them boring.
>>713098981
Well, if you hang around people with the same primitive culture as gorillas then sure, pound your chest to your heart's content.
However, since 1st World society is one where physical strength isn't the be-all-and-end-all, I doubt how far you could get in life with that attitude.
>>713090461
Beta because low self esteem or some bullshit like that
>>713099102
Haha. Biology and evolution are just interesting to me. Science is a hobby of mine in a way
>>713099114
desperately seeking validation, classic beta behaviour
>ITT a bunch of kissless virgins claim to be alphas and call other kissless virgins betas
Lol, is alpha now enjoying the sloppy seconds of some girl's boyfriend instead of getting a new, hotter girl? Just imagine, while you eat her out, you're licking up the other man's jizz. Alpha as fuck m8
>>713090461
Take pride in destroying a relationship. Kys sick fuck you and that bitch deserve electrocution
>>713099114
Well you're educated but you're clearly not very smart. I'm went to private school and am currently doing physics, that doesn't make me smart, it just means I'm educated.
You are a bit simple (to be polite)
Want to know why I also think you're a bit of a cuck too?
>>713099184
OP here. Last post. I'm walking over to a local cafe to grab a coffee and read a book. I'm out. Book is futuristic violence and fancy suits by David Wong btw.
>>713099375
This
>>713099540
>wah wah wah i don't care about what people in this thread think my mom says I'm alpha
>>713099540
Couldn't get her to send you a pic?
>>713099634
Nope
>>713090461
Alpha.
I'm average as fuck in pretty much every way, but the one thing that has saved my relationship from the brink of ruin has been the way I fuck.
>>713099757
Enjoy the coffee!
>>713099757
>saying vagina to a girl
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>713100036
he said vajayja hihihi
>>713100318
That's the medical terminology. Nothing less sexy.
It'd be like a chick asking you if you wanted her to suck your testicles vs sucking your balls.
That's the reason OP will never get laid.
>>713100036
>>713100405
Op reporting back in from the coffee shop. I'm 25yrs old. Sometimes I say vagina, so what. I still get VAGINA on a regular basis. Grow up.
>>713101577
time flies when you're sucking dicks in the coffee shop bathroom
>>713101670
This.
>>713101577
also you'd get more if you weren't gay and autistic. That's why she told you she wouldn't send a pic.
>>713090461
You put all your value in your penis and how many women you can stick it into.
i.e You are a waste of an existence. Kys.
On topic of the thread I'm too busy with trying to make history with cognitive computer work to deal with women. I've seduced an alpha's girlfriend twice though. I guess that makes me forms alpha, current autist. Yay.
New development btw.
>>713103494
>wanting to be cucked
How pathetic can you be?
Alpha here. I eat my cereal without a spoon
>>713103494
>vagina
jesus christ. this guy
>>713103494
it's okay for her to not want to be with that other dumbass but at least tell her you are not interested in anything like relationship and shit
make things clear
>>713090461
That your boyfriend mate?
>>713104147
Trust me, she is well aware.
>>713092480
> Blue haired dumb slut
Not really alpha when youre going for the lowest hanging fruit (in terms of getting a girl to cheat)
>>713104315
then start making moves, get photos goddamn
Accidentally broke up a relationship, didn't even realise, then turned her down
:^)
>>713095250
no. just no.
You are not suppose to answer a inb4 it's not a question, it's a statement you believe will be said in this thread.
Charlie AF
>>713090461
So you found a real slut, you think that makes you "Alpha"?
Dumbass, she says that to all the guys, you are a number in a que, if she wants to taste the rainbow all she has to say is, you fuck me better then everyone else, dont take pride in that, ask, "who the fuck is everyone else?" And "bitch are they clean?" She is the Alpha in this scenario, she is fucking everyone, you're just suckling on that teet.
Anyway enjoy herpes or whatever
>>713092316
Nah man, those fags that buy them art of seduction books that are borderline rapey
Claim that shit all the time
>>713092800
Dubs confirms it
>>713103494
... "don't do it because of me" confirmed NOT ALPHA. just a guy lucky enough to talk to a slut.
>>713090461
>ITT: Betafag strokes his ego by getting his whore ex to agree to anal and posts about it on the internet because he has no friends
>>713097732
>submitting to what the woman wants
>alpha male
Pick one.
>>713096712
holy fuck dude this is so obviously fake. You sound like a fedora m'lady fat ass. Show me your vagina, fuck dude that was so cringe
>>713105648
You're an idiot
>>713105710
Haha whatever man
>>713105648
YEAH THIS IS THE REAL ALPA OP, SEE!!!
>>713090461
Shes telling you what you wanna hear, shes compliment wiping you.
>>713091600
Blue pill detected.
>>713092480
look at that fatty arm hanging, disgusting.
How does she makes you an alpha?
>>713090461
i can still be beta and say such things to my girl :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>713093404
Nope, you cum, then you keep it going, then you cum, and that straight down the way, you dont fucking care about the number of orgasms shes getting. Just be reckless.
>>713096712
>striving to please
You are a fucking gynocentric kid, whose mom tells him hes the best and actually beleives her.
>>713105714
You're her bitch. She'll use you for sex whenever she wants, and you'll happily oblige because you aren't getting any other offers. There's a reason she's the only woman that compliments you. She knows you'll continue to come back no matter how many dicks she takes. You're her betafag stress relief toy. You're no alpha. Until you have women begging to suck your cock, you'll continue to be a beta cuck faggot. Accept it.
