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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713069277
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread and go back to your own circlejerk
>>713082369
they still think they'll be banned by me for reasons unknown
probably ptsd
>>713082369
the irony in this post is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
>>713082450
???
>>713082417
Chicken bird please leave
>>713082493
you liked me well enough when I posted beatrice.
>>713082317
Claim
>>713082477
please leave and take your cancer with you thanks
>>713082161
i know this isnt true u dont have to lie
we were made for each other
>>713082561
I don't have any control over these homos.
>>713082591
go die in several successive fires.
>>713082665
let's run away together my darling!
>>713082593
please leave and take your drama back to animus
thanks
>giving me boners on purpose
the things i would do right now..
>>713082705
let's run off a cliff.
you first.
>>713082709
>drama
nani ?
>>713082715
what a pervert wowowow
>>713082750
our chemistry is unmatched!
>>713082750
nan desu ka
>>713082865
kawaii anon
>>713082900
ok thats enough cancer
could you fuck off now?
>>713082900
our love is undying!
Kurome is claimed.
>>713082938
I wonder what it's like to go through life being unable to ignore things.
>>713082976
you can't ignore our soul connection!
>>713082976
its pretty easy until people start circlejerking on your thread when they have a board to circlejerk on
http://www.strawpoll.me/11736165
>>713083098
complain to the mods here then. the cool thing about the internet is that I can do whatever the fuck I want and your opinion on the matter means exactly zero.
the people have spoken!
Claim
>>713083130
no
>>713083146
cool
>>713083233
fapped yet?
yes hello this is the internet police
we don't care anymore, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA
ergfergferg
>>713083261
No i just woke up
>>713083319
not got morning wood? -_-
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
bebo u can be the best man at our wedding
im so happy ; w;
tfw horny af and boners for days when youre going to sleep and wake up
marry me yuno
>>713083146
Slut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
>>713083402
does it hurt to know the girl you say you love steal my protein every night and morning? it honestly makes me a little tired but she doesn't have a gag reflex so it's worth it
>>713083601
I am not. what a terrible thing to say!
>>713083601
good morn
>>713083632
which one?
Why is there so much more cancer here than usual
>>713083685
>which one
so unfaithful lol
at least i remember my hoes names
>>713083387
Well yes but i'm not going to do anything yet
>>713083720
not my fault
>>713083720
the thread was linked to reddit
>>713083639
You're only winning by accepting what you are.
Wew, is that pic from the actual show? What happened to her delicious flat chest?
>>713083685
Hey.
I've got 3 waifus
1/3
2/3
>>713083755
thats not what it is i just have too much love in me and i cant keep it in but if i gave it all to one person they might die
>>713083798
whats up my dude
>>713083758
why not?
>>713083720
animus avatarfag cancer
>>713083802
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAIFU IS
>>713083802
No you don't.
https://discord.gg/3Sz4uHW
https://discord.gg/3Sz4uHW
3/3
>>713083798
yeah, it's from the show, all my stuff is so far, haven't looked up art yet, just capping.
here's why, I actually made sure to cap this specifically for when this question came up.
>>713083765
Probably explains that.
>>713083802
That fucking thumbnail
>>713083759
I guess I cant really blame you.
>>713083838
>lewd
>why
>>713083862
And again with the lewd.
>>713083847
yeah uhhuh thats why you go around saying you love everyone you see
ever wonder why none of them say they love you back?
I'm not sure if everyone is ironically shitposting or not
But this is some serious shitposting
>>713083964
do you expect someone who doesn't know what a waifu is to follow the rules?
>>713084006
i hope its ironically
either way its cancer
hug me yuno
>>713083964
ppl like cupcake are stalking me all the time it's rly creepy
>>713083987
cuz theyre intimidated by me
>>713083838
whoa, she looks like bae
>>713083964
oh and also yeah people are just bitching because "animus" even though theres no more here than there usually is(sci is just posting a lot right now)
>>713084006
i'm the s4s kind so i mean
>>713084072
keep telling yourself that bud
>>713084109
well what am i meant to do bebo ? i cant not love people
>>713083802
This is hopefully a working picture
>>713083847
Woke up not too long ago, playing garbage games that I don't enjoy but still play for some reason.
Wondering what will I do with the rest of my day.
>>713083878
Oh look, tits. This show is even lewder than I thought.
I will never understand people that prioritize screencaps over scraping boorus and pixiv.
Taking caps is a little boring for me for some reason.
>>713084072
He stalks you in hopes that you post CP again.
>>713084163
yes you can
i do it all the time and now i'm fucking this high school girl on my street
totally legal btw, dont tell my boss
>>713084060
Guess it's time to hide in the elitism bunker
>>713084109
That's pretty serious shitposting
>>713084220
where is my hug faggot?
I'll come with you bb
>>713084208
>I will never understand people that prioritize screencaps over scraping boorus and pixiv.
I wanted an excuse to watch the show again after I found the rip of the uncensored blueray. also I like taking actual caps, it's relaxing. I'll scour the internet for art after I finish, like I did with betty.
I'm honestly a little surprised that you aren't more into it. seems like it would be right up your alley.
it's a very lewd show, and the one I'm capping is the uncensored so yeah, you get titties.
>>713083400
>Rising Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw
Also, hi Nonon.
>>713084220
I can have as many fake 2D wives as I want. Why stop the fantasy at one. Three is already quite selective if you ask me
>>713084208
if i had to guess it would be playing that game mostly. it's a bad cycle to get into, u should quit gaming youll feel better
but i dont have any
>>713084212
well ur not like me..
>>713084324
i claim u
>>713084331
You can but you don't know what a wife is
calling them "fake" shows how little respect you have for them already
>>713084254
Ask nicely and I might comply
Discord?
>>713084324
?
>>713084060
Well no. They are normies after all.
>>713084072
Spoopy.
>>713084109
Anime? On MY /b/?
>>713084448
you don't have me added already?
sachi #4434
>>713084364
there was a time where you said you were just like me and others agreed
but then you actually posted cp and people were like "oh shit bebop doesnt ACTUALLY have cp". lol
lol so easy
>>713084448
was just baiting sci and you were the first person i saw and reminded me of somebody
>>713084485
anime? on 4chan? how dare thee
>>713084664
ur the one who's an actual pedophile yet nobody cares but then im not rly and everyone thinks i am and makes it a meme
>>713084429
Fantasy is fantasy. All 4 of us love and respect each other in our mansion in the Japanese countryside where we are rich and have foursomes every day
>>713084817
that's so romantic
>>713084558
No, you left and it made me sad
>>713084664
Who did I remind you of though?
>>713084763
wanting to fuck girls who are just getting out of highschool when i myself recently got out isn't abnormal
having pictures of even teens is a huge crime, even worse when theyre preteens iirc
i was all up in my criminal justice classes. stay woke
>>713084306
For me it's browsing art that relaxes me. I'm surprised with myself for not enjoying doing it but yea, I get terribly bored of pausing and moving frame by frame to get the perfect one.
Good thing there's persons out there like you because caps are very handy.
Bird is the flattest on the show right? Her tiddies should be best then.
>>713084364
I do enjoy gaming, specially with friends, so I'm not gonna quit it entirely.
I wish I could quit this game as I dislike it but it's quite addictive and I'm easily prone to addiction and repetition.
I'm planning to get WoW soon tho.
>>713084875
a certain poster from years ago, they last used yuno as an avatar when i saw them. they moved somewhat close by but never come online anymore..
>>713084310
Hiya Makoto!
>>713084878
but i dont have those
>>713084917
yea it's the addiction to gaming thats bad rly
but if u can play w/ real friends thats different
>>713084917
well I like both aspects of folder building, personally.
yes, and yes. other than suu the slime in her loli form. she's just a little bit more flat. but both are adorable as hell, and papi is hands down the best girl.
>>713084817
This triggers me in so many ways
>>713084941
Sounds like a faggot
>>713084997
oh. good, youre on the path to righteousness then
>>713085128
yeah she's a real bitch too, but i'll always fall when i see her
>>713084917
Caps are good.
>>713084943
How goes?
>>713085242
I am fine, had multiple food comas on thanksgiving. How was your din din?
>>713084871
What can I say, I'm a softy
>>713085071
Now I'll add my 4th waifu
4/3
>>713085434
three waifus and still a softy? how unfortunate for them in the bedroom.
>>713085434
Please don't use words you don't know the meaning of
>>713085492
I see what you did there
>>713085503
I have my own meaning of waifu
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
just like how people who are in the closet have their own word for being straight.
>>713085224
only reason i want that pokemon is to have an owl that shoots a bow/arrow
>>713085739
Nothing?
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>713085739
Roll for nothing
>>713085786
Reroll
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>713085824
reroll
>>713085739
daddy's cummies
>>713085739
Rolling
Toothpaste
>>713085739
Toothpaste
![Syndra [342].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ra3hzif.png "Syndra [342].png")
>>713085862
again
>>713085891
Boring.
>>713085739
Rolling for bleach
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>713085915
Roll
>>713085911
Thanks Rory.
>>713085911
You win but theres nothing to drink there.
Keep rolling because how the fuck do you drink toothpaste
>>713085966
And syndra once again poops on the party.
>>713085763
Sexuality is a spectrum, as is waifu claiming
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>713086030
>>713086030
Any shot of liquor with toothpaste in it, jeez.
>>713086030
>>713086101
01 with toothpaste in it. The gods have decided.
rory should still just drink vodka and cum tbh
or daddy's cummies
>>713086101
You didnt say anything about the liquor. Just the word toothpaste.
And be original. Ive already done that.
Pic very much related. Had to chase it with Dewars White.
>>713086097
Sorry Syndra. They want liquor with toothpaste.
>>713086195
>>713086201
You really dont know how this works.
>>713086146
Working on that liquor. Pic to come.
>>713086257
Yeah well I wanted the toothpaste in the shot, which would've been better and you won't taste it.
>>713086334
Whatever. Im working on it. Have the toothpaste in the shot glass.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>713086257
Go get your nothing instead 5
>>713086257
i didnt read the rules because my reading isnt good right now but either way idk which post# i'll be anyway so like idk im not meme magic right now
Ohayou gozaimasu
>that's fucking disgusting Rory
>>713086381
Next time I'll roll for ibuprofen, a shot of espresso and your shittest liqour then.
>>713086469
I rolled for it, blame me.
>>713086495
I dont have a fucking espresso machine at home. And I have a smoked rum. You're masochistic with that.
>>713086469
Gotta go with what they say homeslice
>>713086413
Nope. They elaborated as you posted. First dubs wins it.
Still not .5.
>>713086561
And heres the concoction.
>>713086469
ohayou
still no fap november?
>>713086624
Well maybe piss and your most expensive? Only a couple mLs.
>>713085393
Pretty meh. I didn't really get much to eat, but I did have a lot of pie.
Also got my new laptop in, and have to return it due to a dead screen.
>>713086723
I am not drinking piss. My body is fucked up enough. I limit what I can and cant have because of actual medical reasons.
>>713086561
Gladly
>>713086624
Didn't make it and less disgusting
>>713086661
It's still November, isn't it? I don't get the big deal, it's not overly difficult to just not fap for a month
>>713086844
piss is good for ya. puts hair on your chest.
>>713086844
Yeah, no orange juice either.
Good delivery though. ::^^))
>>713086869
but it is when you are addicted to fapping
its easy for you to say when you don't fap that much -_-
>>713086773
Aww, you didn't get to pig out? I didn't have any pie ;-;
What faptop is it? Oh, and buy overwatch! Wait, you said you don't like fps huh?
>>713085503
whats the meaning of waifu
>>713087090
>>713087007
Nah, for some reason, I haven't been very hungry the last few days. Can't figure out why.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?item=N82E16834154111
The screen came in dead, but I won't be able to send it back till Monday. Then who knows how long it'll take to get back.
Ya, FPS isn't really my thing unfortunately.
>>713087396
If I write a 5000 word essay on my own definition will it make it just as valid?
>>713086897
My chest has been hairless for 8 years due to medication complications.
Seriously. I have 3 stray hairs, rings around the nipples, and a tiny snail trail.
>>713086869
Mint and rum was kinda meh.
>>713086918
I deliver when appropriate.
>>713087723
some piss'll fix that for ya
>>713087445
Oh, I've been happily full these last few days off leftovers.
Hmm, that laptop is cheaper than mine and only marginally weaker. That's a nice deal, Amazon sells it for like 1.3k
>>713087090
>>713087722
thats a nice rem pic.
>>713087928
Go cargle gum you faggot.
>>713083855
Because i don't want to
>>713087928
She's not Rem, I haven't yet seen Re:Zero.
>>713087613
no
>>713088052
when will you want to? -_-
>>713088111
Later
>>713087723
It sounds vile
>>713087928
That's Rei
>>713087834
I'm a tad jealous. I couldn't even finish a cheeseburger, despite that being the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours.
I shouldn't have been in such a rush to buy it 3 days ago. Could've saved $70. Oh well, I just hope it doesn't take too long to get a new one or have this one fixed.
>>713088121
how much later? -_-
>>713088239
whos that? looks like her tho right?
>>713088251
Well, is something bothering you? Something you need to confide? Or is it exhaustion?
There's a warranty for the screen right? I usually don't trust msi as it's a chink company.
>>713088359
I don#t know. I'm waiting for a bed to be delivered so maybe a couple hours
>>713087445
That laptop is cheaper than mine but a lot more powerful
>>713088715
sounds boring -_-
>>713088386
Not really. Rem has a rounder face, longer hair and wears a maid uniform.
The hair color is also lighter on Rei, nose is generally drawn sharper as well
>>713088874
Everything i do is boring
>>713088923
fapping isn't boring -_-
>>713088973
You're boring :o
>>713089029
i agree -_-
>>713089109
So do i :o
>>713089146
lets be boring together :3
>>713089242
Ok -_-
>>713088463
Eh, I think it's just the stress of the car and now this laptop problem, and Christmas inching closer and closer, it's just getting to me. Haven't gotten a real day off in a while now.
Yep. But I gotta contact support to send it back, and they weren't open yesterday. So I gotta wait till Monday.
I've never heard many bad things about it, plus the price was something I couldn't beat.
>>713088808
RIP laptop
>>713089289
what now -_-
>>713088251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>713089366
I don't know :o
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>713089372
Nothing impressive in that.
>>713089662
Ironic heresy is still heresy.
Hey there cute robot in a cute dress.
Good afternoon waifu, how are you?
>>713089454
ceiling :o
>>713089826
ironic repetition is still autism
*hug*
>>713089849
Not currently sad. That's about it.
>>713088896
probably same artist they look similar.
>>713089960
Floor -_-
>>713089960
Ironic depression is still crippling.
>hug
>>713089849
Surprisingly not tired despite how late it is. You?
>>713089826
Ironic cuteness is still cuteness. Hello Hologram.
>>713090125
wall :o
>>713090142
Ironic emoji usage is still cancer
*hug*
>>713090142
Ironic replying to get (you)s is still a self depricating joke.
>>713089318
Aah. Stress does cause one to not eat. But if I could share something that sounds obvious, but just do something that you want to do that is attainable,it'll melt away that stress. For me it's being at peace and either having my dinner alone or listening to music alone.
Oh, I mean msi isn't bad. I just don't trust yellow jews. But it's good that you have a warranty.
Quick question for all you Rem lovers. Why do you say the ending to the anime was bad? Isn't just an ending to a season?
https://youtu.be/U8YJGwsuJn8
>>713089979
That's a nice start
>>713090196
I'm doing fine, it's just afternoon here and I have nothing to do
>>713090319
nyan
>>713090196
Go to sleep ya git
>>713090377
Pasu~
>>713090421
nyan
>>713089372
Neat.
>>713089849
Decent enough. Sup Chara.
>>713090268
Well, I'd love to play some games. But I just haven't had much time to do so between work, sleep, holidays, and various other things.
That's completely fair. This is honest to god the first time I've ever gotten something that's DOA.
>>713090319
Renge a cute for 10hrs.
I got 2 hours into caramelldansen.
>>713090351
nothing to do? No games? Nothing?
>>713090421
Why don't you?
>>713090557
Sup Makoto. I'm fine too. I got a full Eevolution team now
>>713090599
I suppose I could play Pokemon. Or wait till FF XV comes out and play that. Or just learn. But I don't feel like doing any of it right now
>>713090253
Window -_-
>>713090879
oh well. There's always shitposting. Or lying over the internet. That's always fun.
>>713091005
curtain :o
>>713090557
So anything else comfort you? Maybe just sit outside your work alone with earbuds and favorite song on. Look up at the night sky inhale deeply and just relax and think about things.
I'm gonna take my nap time now, finished Re:Zero
>>713091122
Door =_=
>>713091049
And that's the reason I'm here now
>>713091199
door knob :-o
>>713091229
I was lying when i said lying was fun.
>>713090879
Eeveelutions are best lutions.
>>713091181
If I'ma do that, I'ma do it on the roof. I got a killer view from up there!
Night Nononon!
And with that, I'm off to home soon.
>>713091280
You liar. I like lying. Gets me out of many different situations
>>713091414
ah, yes they really are! Jolteon is pretty much fucking everyone up
Even that accursed Golisopod
>>713091240
Light bulb _-_
My ctrl key broke
>>713091859
lamp :0
>>713091624
I'm a compulsive liar though.
>>713091910
Ceiling fan ---___---
>>713091988
monitor ö
>>713091943
I wouldn't say I'm a compulsive liar... but I lie on a regular basis. Especially when I don't want to explain something that would need a lot of empathy and a lot more explaining
When do you lie?
>>713092070
Computer \_/
>>713092163
keyboard |-|
>>713092142
On a regular basis. Often to make things alot more story-worthy. Or to make myself seem less guilty. Honestly nothing i say should ever be taken as the truth.
>>713092248
Paradox.exe
>>713090599
Because fuck that. I want to sit in the dark.
>>713090578
Massive Renge
>>713092227
Mouse -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
>>713092344
Laptop :O O:
>>713092317
That's the beauty of being a liar
>>713092319
I enjoy doing things late at night. Suddenly shitposting become really comfy when it's dark.
>>713092449
External hard drive +_+
Why are we doing this?
>>713092317
Liars don't want to lie per se. The reason a liar is lying is because they don't want to explain something that's making them uncomfortable. So lying is in fact some kind of defense mechanism.
>>713092248
Also lying to make something more story worthy is a common practice, I wouldn't consider that lying.
>>713092592
SD card 0.0
i don't know -_-
>>713092465
I cant do this often though. Getting time off from the 17th and working most mornings until then.
>>713092648
Ive learned that lying can fuck you up hard. So I stopped.
>>713092653
Other keyboard >_<
>>713092793
other mouse ^.^
>>713092658
Cat.
>>713092768
Of course it can. Depends on how you grow up honestly. For example if you have abusive parents who get mad at you for doing things wrong, you are more likely to lie. The more you lie, the more likely it is you are turning into a liar, since you will then have learned that lying keeps you from beating.
>>713092465
Jenny drawn that way isn't too bad actually
>>713092648
>Honestly nothing i say should ever be taken as the truth.
It's just the dumb paradox thing that people always spout, if someone is a liar and they say shouldn't be taken as truth, shouldn't that mean you should take it as truth?
It was a lame joke, I know
>>713092648
Even when it's almost completely changing a story?
>>713092768
Staying up really fucks you up. Something i've learned recently.
>>713092994
Bit of an extreme example.
>>713093010
I wish there was more human-like art of her. Something about those empty is just fucking adorable.
>>713092939
Other other keyboard ▲_▲
>>713093090
condom x-x
カラミチーマス
>>713091229
>That's why I'm here now.
No, that's not the reason.
Stop lying to yourself. You're here only because you're a fucking faggot who recognized that enjoy browsing trap threads.
>>713092994
> For example if you have abusive parents who get mad at you for doing things wrong, you are more likely to lie. The more you lie, the more likely it is you are turning into a liar, since you will then have learned that lying keeps you from beating.
What the fuck is this?
You've read about this somewhere on the internet, or what?
In the end, all you ever do is copy and learn whatever was said by other people, smarter than you.
You never came with anything original on your own.
You're just a sheep, and that's why you'll never make a good psychologist.
I will never understand these threads... I guess you just have to be a fat, ugly, mentally disturbed virgin to appreciate them.
>>713093010
Yeah, it was a lame joke, especially if you take the "there are always exceptions" rule into account
>>713093055
Extreme examples are good examples since they make things clear. If I take a less extreme example you could argue that you could just act in another way, which then of course, makes the example invalid.
>>713093055
>Even when it's almost completely changing a story
Then you're not changing a story but instead making one up
>>713093262
forgot pic
>>713093126
Printer
>>713093196
I'm not fat or ugly but that's true
>>713093162
have you and chara met up irl yet? :o
>>713093311
shredder ;o
>>713093196
> I guess you just have to be a fat, ugly, mentally disturbed virgin to appreciate them.
now you understand why people appreciate them.
>>713093262
Fair enough. Just seemed like a rather disturbing example to use. You could just say the parents have strong punishments.
>>713093391
No, I would've smash his head into a wall if I did.
>>713093391
Knife !_!
>>713093448
after or before you fuck?
>>713093517
spoon (i_i)
>>713093423
I guess I could've taken that too as an example. But then again, beatings are a strong form of punishment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MpKP9b_NJQ
>>713093566
Rope "_"
>>713093730
noose x_x
>>713089998
>>713093448
Kitty!
>>713093927
>>713093796
Chair 0_0
That's what the rope is for -_-
>>713093448
woof woof~
>>713093604
I suppose so.
>>713093879
lewd
>>713093971
0.09 repeating
What's kitty up to today?
>>713094119
2 over 22 is 11
/bait
>>713094119
Just listening to some music, I came back home this week to see how's my family doing and see some friends.
How about you?
>>713093879
That's not me, learn to read filenames. Or claim messages
>>713093995
forgot pic like a dumbass
>>713094221
Playing some Runescape right now and listening to some music. Post rock is kind of an interesting genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijeXka5KdXY
Where do you live?
>>713094306
Baka
>>713094365
I'm moving to Russia
>>713093995
no u
>>713094279
sry
>>713094456
Oh? How come you're going there? I assume it's after you graduate that you're moving
>>713094582
No, I'm going to study there one year.
Then to Viena
Then to America
I'm going because my grades are perfect and the government pays for it as long as I take good grades wherever I'm going and is related to my profile.
