REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>713074514
no I won't
>>713074514
Fuck it, I'll take the bait
>>713074514
kek
Where did this kind of shit start anyway? It seems like this modified chain mail BS is a recent thing
>>7OP
>>713074514
Kek
>>713074514
Chacha
>>713074748
asking why cancer exists... what
>>713074514
I have a girlfriend today
>>713074514
You fucken lying cunt
You can't even bait me
Estus Flask
I'm actually talking to a chick rn, will post results in tomorows thread
Kek
Hahaha why not...while we're at it why don't we raid /r/transgender
>>713074514
if dubs, op wakes up with a big painful hemorrhoid the next morning
>>713074514
yeah right [spoiler]i hope this works[/spoiler]
I don't know what to say.
>>713074514
Op is a fag
>>713074514
Unlikely, but whatever.
>>713075213
Spoiler, it doesn't, I replied to this thread yesterday and still no gf.
>>713074514
Oh geewhiz I've never had a girlfriend before, what will she be like? Does the olives and penny trick really work? How do I know if she's orgasming? God I hope she's not fat or ugly, I can handle some acne or chub but no double chin or greasy haired waitress girl please. I prefer a girl into anime, mlp and minecraft (we could play in hardcore mode ;) ), also I like long walks along the beach, my underwear has stains like crazy (love Mexican and Indian food, not a requirement but if you can handle it and you're still hot that's okay), I don't want to wear a condom so she has to be on birth control. Also I'm not too into bathing but Id prefer that you be. (Like my own stench but not other people's) has to like my manly attributes like writing haikus and my mastery of the samurai sword technique.
Signing off my future beloved, sincerely Ross (hope you're reading this Heather)
>>713074514
Don't worry: they're perfecting artificial intelligence and designing realistic sex robots. It'll be available to the public in no time.
>>713074514
Wrong
>>713074514
Niggers
>>713074514
pls
top kek
>>713075415
Forgot pic
K
>>713074514
ok I give in, this works or I neck myself
lol challenge accepted
Amen
Fuck u NiGGHhHAAAS
>>713074514
tanks dude
>>713075666
Satans in that's cool
plz
>>713074514
I've done this 5 times already and nothing has happened. This snake oil is bullshit.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
>>713075415
>implying women are going to randomly seduce losers tomorrow
Pls
>>713074514
...
>>713075309
It's because you did it wrong
>>713075819
NO ITS MEME MAGIC FAGGOT
>>713074514
Have nothing to lose
>>713074514
Well that pic convinced me
>>713074514
niggers
>>713074514
>>713074514
Good bait OP
>>713074514
Bullshit.
:( the new yung lean song just dropped yesterday and it made me feel the good old tfw no gf again, havent felt it in a week. Damn..
>>713074514
Kek
Well ok
You have been visited by the evil post.
Reply to this post with the words "stay evil, evil post", or never date above 3/10s ever again
>>713074514
I bet by next week
If kek wills it who am I to intervene
>>713076132
stay evil, evil post
>>713074514
i believe
We have determined that you are not a fag, OP, you just have touretts syndrome and your tick is sucking cock!
>Whomp! is greater than you. Eat a bag of dicks.
kek only if it finally kills me in the end.
>>713074514
just to prove you wrong.
OK then
>>713076132
Nigga 3/10 would be a step up from nothing
this is just a fuck you to normies but eh ill get baited why not
pls
Doubt
>>713074514
fuko
Fuck
>>713074514
aint gonna be tomorrow but soon workin on like 3 different bitches right now
Bet
>>713074514
>this thread
>no hi hi puffy amiyumi shit
kys
>>713074514
yeah nah
Bet
Rlly?
>>713074748
beaners do this shit all the time
I want a gf
What if i dont want to?
>>713074514
Even though I'll be at home tomorrow all day, and that I don't have any interactions with the fair gender at all in my regular day to day life, I'll take the bait.
Praise based Lord Kek, send some meme majik to me!
>>713074514
I wish
K
Ain't happening
k
>>713074514
Probe u wrong OP
Also i wanna get a beautiful black girlfriend, dont care anymore what my grand kids will turn out
K
wow this really works thanks op
>>713074514
hoping against hope
Fuk
;-;
What is the worst that could happen?
>>713074514
Really?
>>713074514
ok, here I go
also checkem
With boobs?
>>713074514
Ok,you won this (you)
Op is a faggot
>>713074514
lmao
>>713074514
>Implying I even want one right now
I may desire a companion in the near future but at this present moment in time it would only serve to hinder me.
>>713076132
stay evil, evil post
PLEASE
Si
>>713074514
i dont believe you
good argument
>>713074514
This will not work but I need all the help I can get.
Realy made me think
>>713074514
sankyu
>>713074514
yes senpai
not a chance in hell
>>713074514
okay but we all know it's not gonna be tomorrow
wont lose anything
also am desperate
I'm going to steal my best friends ho. I got 18 hours
>>713074514
Roll for gf
>>713074999
trips don't lie
got me
>>713074514
Fuk u
>>713074514
ahhh baited fuck qwq
Please, i'm lonely
>>713074514
Pls sir I'm desperate
>>713074514
plz
>>713074514
i'm sad
i need it
>>713074514
rly?
>>713074514
huh
pls anon
sure thing, buddy
>>713074514
Fug right in the beels
Well my wife is going to be upset
>>713074514
Fuck it i got nothing better to do
no fuck you
>last one was into all the porn im into
>>713074514
are u a wizard?
Please Cassie
>>713074514
this evening maybe i'll meet the girl i like... i wouldn't have replied, but this post happened in a moment just too weird to be avoided. so well, i hope everything goes as i wish
OK
pls do want
I don't believe this but I also have nothing to lose.
>>713077374
more?
>>713074514
This shit never works. Fuck me.
>>713074514
kek
yolo
hey
Lads just go to university if you can, no place on Earth has easier chicks
reply
>>713074514
Can't hurt.
>>713074514
heyyyy thats pretty good
>>713074514
I wish "reply to this or..." threads would die/
cock
Awesome
>>713074514
Why not
>>713076132
stay evil, evil post
gf incoming
>>713074514
Welp, I probably won't, but its not like I have anything to lose...
>>713074514
I fucking wish op
I don't see why not
ok cool
>>713074514
My chances are equal are greater if I reply so...
>>713074514
it works, also check'em
13EF6B90
>>713074514
Thanks santa
>>713074514
bait
Lmao dying tomorrow anyways
HV
Fuck you. I want one
>>713074514
Lets see if you're a liar
>>713074514
who cares? I didnt reply to the 1million "youll die tomorrow if you dont reply" and im still alive for many years reading shit like that randomly.
I must be a magician! :D
dude i need girlfriend im 12
>>713074514
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
>>713074514
dasd
>>713074514
might as well
fucking seriously?
Bait
[spoiler]please work[/spoiler]
>>713074514
Lying piece of shit.
>>713074514
Here's a (You)
>>713074514
Sigh...
Not possible.
Lets hope
i guess i have no choice
>>713076027
Fucking chink faggot
>>713074514
Can't harm to try atleast.
K
I hope so
>>713074514
Sure. Stranger things have happened.
im lonely
>>713074514
Kewl
>>713074514
Already have a girlfriend, I just posted this shitty gif to rev img search it and win a bet
>>713074514
Just want her back
dubs
Impossibler
>>713074514
I hope my 21yo Asian loli responds back. I just sent the message.
>>713074514
baited
>>713074514
posting out of saturday night lonliness
I don't believe in this shit.
PS : pls
nigga
>>713074514
i hope mel is a good girlfriend. She seems pretty out of it.
>>713074514
the dream
>>713074514
okok
>>713074514
Nope
>>713074514
kek
>>713074514
also a known issue with the other one that I had to fight against evil and the people 5:30pm and the people who are interested in interested in
>>713074514
like this could even happen, but since elen said that we are living inside a computer simulation, why not
>>713074514
lies until proven otherwise
>>713074748
Just banana posting with text, basically.
>>713074514
More and more shit this place has become
Not gonna happen
>>713074514
kek
really??????
roll
>>713074514
Please lord kek
kek
K. Fagget
Im taking the bait
Ha ha fucking ha. Fuck you internet. Fuck you boners. Fuckboner squad. I'll gut you like a sow you fucking retarded faggots. Go ahead and love thy niggers and serve your jew masters. You all think in 2D because you let them jew your minds up. You think you're better than niggers but you've become just as stupid as any jungle dweller. Sheep and not just any sheep. Retarded sheep. You should go stick your tiny dicks in a blender so none of your retarded genes get spread. Trump works for the jews and will unite everyone against him as he plays the villain. Radical Socialism is coming because they spent almost a century making everyone stupid enough to fall for this idiotic shit. You stupid virtual coons. Be animals then. And slaughtered.
posting to beleive
>>713079737
Learn to spell, virtual coon.
Pro b8
>>713075267
That'll do, Anon. That'll do
>>713074514
OK kek
I want my gf back
>>713074514
replied. I really hope this shit is true!
Got nothing to lose, so ok
Bless me Father.
>>713075415
Really?
im desperate
>>713074514
>8th panel
>HOW DO BALLOONS WORK?
Fucking pleb.
>>713074514
Kek kkk
>>713079080
You win
Pls
Bullshit.
Clickbait tho..
Hope'n my boys
>>713074514
Why am I replying lol
>>713074514
Sure why not
>>713074514
I can always hope
Thanks bro counting on you
Kek be praised
>>713074514
tomorrow is fucking sunday
Kek
>>713074514
fuvk
>>713074514
Please god
>>713074514
I mean, anything helps
>>713074514
lel
>>713074514
fuck i have to now
>>713074514
-_- my fate is in your hands senpai
>>713074514
I wanna have hope
swafg
>>713074514
What if my wife does not like the girlfriend??
Sounds fair
I want to belieeeeve
>>713074514
I am replying to the thread
>>713074514
>>713074514
why not
>>713074514
Bullshit but worth the shot
Hmmm...gotta go for it...
>>713074514
Ehhhh
>>713074514
If only it was that easy
Kek
Liar
I'll prove you wrong
>>713074514
Eh, might as well give it a try.
well there's alot of replies so there must be something goin on, or we're just all desperate and autistic, the latter being more likely
gf get
>>713074514
Pls
>>713074514
Doubtful but why not?
Would be so awesome...
here's hoping...
K
>>713074514
Please love me
>>713074514
goooooo
>>713074514
i already have a gf
>>713074514
I'm willing to try.
>>713074514
Can't hurt my chances
>>713074514
well wouldn't that be fucking great.
>>713074514
wyd
>>713074514
PLEASE
>>713074514
nah
kek
>>713074514
yeah right
As if, but regardless I'll take the bait.
>>713074514
I'm chatting up a tinder girl, so sure, why not.
This thread is a lie
>>713074514
baited
>>713074514
well i can't argure with perfect logic
_-_
i want one
>>713074514
seems legit
Eh why not
>>713074514
plz
https://youtu.be/xvj0rxhjpWA
>>713074514
whoop
>>713074514
Ayy
