>walk into swimmings pool
>see your 18 year old daughter playing toy like this
wat do?
>>713032704
remember to feed her
>>713032852
KEK
Say hi, be sure she's happy and hang out with her like a normal dad.
>>713032704
take her to mcdonalds. She is fucking starving! That bitch of my ex wife has been feeding her like shit. Put some meat on ya kid!
>>713032979
>unzips penis
>>713032704
GRAB HER TO THE NEAREST POOL CHAIR AND STICK MY PENIS IN.HER ASSHOLE
>>713033129
finally somebody normal.
>>713032704
Since I'm brown skin, black I'd yell at the top of my lungs "BLEACHED" and then scream "mods mods mods."
>>713032704
call police
Do a 720 and walk away
>>713032704
sauce?
>>713032852
You must be an american who can't accept a girl under 300 pounds
>>713032704
Swimmings pool
Put muh dick on her ear
>>713032704
Absolutely slaughter her with a depth charge
>>713033075
>zips vagina
>>713032704
I'd ask her what she'd like for dinner tonight.
>>713033357
Dude a 720° aka (360°+360°) basically lands you facing her direction again. Did you even finish elementary school smh
>>713032704
that girl is like 10 you nigger
>>713033891
Running meymey
>>713033891
>newfagging this hard
>>713032704
MODS
>>713032704
tell her she only gets soup for dinner and a stale piece of bread
because the bitch too fat
>>713033891
Dumbass
>>713033891
you can't possibly be this new
>>713034075
It not is pornography. Is dressing tape.
>>713032704
Sauce?
>>713034075
u sick fuck\
do u find children in swimming suits attractive??? do you???
fucking sick pedophile
smh
*unzips penis*
what the fuck look at those small stick arms
>>713034011
>>713034150
>0
>>713034165
LOL FUCKING NEWFAGS
>>713032704
>the pool noodle
>>713033591
As an American, I can say American men are very picky. We don't fuck with no fat hoes. Fat hoes usually end up either alone or with a fat lonely cow of a "man"
>>713033591
>skinny = healthy
>not fit = healthy
Shes having some meat and then we're having a father daughter workout
>>713034393
>being this new
>>713032852
BURNEY-O
>>713034190
>Is dressing tape.
>>713034393
Butthurt faggot
>>713034306
If you don't know all about her and the rest of the models do not look into it. You do not want to go down that rabbit hole.
>>713034075
>>713034393
I think it's past your bed time
>>713032704
dick her down like she need so she dont be looking for cock else where
>>713033591
Oh I thought it was a joke about her looking retarded and she couldn't feed herself.
>>713033591
Only if that american is a nigger
>>713032704
If she's 18 I'll kiss that ass
THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS
>>713031251
>>713032704
Nothing else maybe watching.
>>713034799
Name?
>inform her that foam can cause chaffing
>>713032704
Send in another installment to Loliwood Studios story archive site
>>713035039
No not this, you are going to get the goods shutdown and or swarming with Feds
Nothing because I'm not a weird fuck, kys
>>713035090
Leave while you still can
>>713033591
Leaf here that can't accept women under "300" pounds
>Watcha gunna do now boi
>>713035363
Suck my juicy ass
>>713034340
>unzips penis
wat
>>713032704
>grandparent's neighbor's niece
>me14, she's 11
>known each other for 5 years
>>713035781
ho ho ho!
>>713035804
>used to do all sorts of innocent BS together - no perving or anything, really did fun shit together
>then, next summer, she's like OP's picture
>>713035781
moar or sauce?
1 Get hard
2 Jump in and aim her mouth with m'y hard rock
3 draw her while deep dig hole in her throat
4 Cum like a Sur
5 Revive her like a lifeguard
6 go mcdonald
>>713036018
>more spaghetti than Roman Empire
>man up, put on swim trunks, jump in pool
>she's on me like a mongoose on a cobra
>squeal, big dramatic hug as her Aunt was out on the deck watching us
>>713036292
is this from the podestas pizza place? the one with all the little girls on the walls wearing shit like
"i<3 cheese pizza" and posing w/shirts on that was CP etc?
>>713035039
HORY FUCKING SHEEET
>>713036377
>Aunt is watching us out of side of eye
>play with girl like we were still kids - splash wars, diving competition, laps. super innocent shit, but I notice she's always looking sideways at her aunt
1 Get hard
2 Jump in and aim her mouth with m'y hard rock
3 draw her while deep dig hole in her throat
4 Cum like a Sur
5 Revive her like a lifeguard
6 go mcdonald
>>713036815
>>713032704
>Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa
>>713032704
Get her drunk and cum in her butt
>>713036525
Not that I know of...
>>713032704
when i first got here shit like this would be taken down within 2 mins. it obvious she is not 18
what happened to the moderators?
>>713036221
private party bud
>>713037200
really? when I first got here (about 10 years ago) shit WAYYYY worse than that would stay up for hours. then those faggoty moderators came around.
>>713037200
FUCK OFF RANDY!
>>713037320
thats definitely a call for the mods.
>>713037115
Choice of Kings!
>>713036815
>she's still looking at me like OP's pic
>I play it off all day
>next day, same as the first day
3rd day
>Aunt has to go shopping
>"be back in hour"
>girl nearly flies out of the pool to straddle me on the lounger
>my paranoia subdues my dick
>tell her to go downstairs and watch TV until her Aunt returns in 20 minutes
>I'm chilling on the deck, girl is all the way on the other end of the house watching TV
>nothing hinkey going on
>>713037520
it aint real homie
how can plastic be sexual?
>>713033357
Meme
>>713033891
Also meme
Fucking /b/ it's getting harder to be a troll.
>>713037520
I'm not 100% but that looks like a rendering or one of those $5,000 pieces of plastic and rubber.
>>713037589
>"be back in hour"
>girl nearly flies out of the pool to straddle me on the lounger
>at that age my boner wouldve knocked her off me into space like fucking team rocket
>>713037442
pinkest pussy
>>713037676
That's what I thought. Looks like a plastic butt, but that looks real.
>>713036918
>>713037589
>apparently passed some sort of perv test
>Aunt not watching with hawk eye
>I notice it, girl notices it
>Another day, we go on bike ride in neighborhood
>explore new house construction site
>she says she needs to pee
>I'm not on the prowl at the moment, tell her to go ahead, find some corner and squat
>5 minutes pass
>10 minutes
>I finally call out if she fell in
>giggles
>>713037934
but that head looks real. I left out head.
>>713037757
this
>>713032704
turn 360 degree and walk away.
>>713037828
>>713035039
.....ummm mods??
MODS
O
D
S
>>713032704
>playing toy
wat?
>>713038091
remember, she looks like OP's pic, giving me the same sort of look
>"no, but I need your help"
>I'm still thinking with brain, not gonads"
>"need some paper"
>sigh "I guess so, can you come here and bring me some?"
>start rummaging work site for anything
>"Where are youuuu Anon?"
>"Cant find paper, should I go home and get you some?"
<SPAGHETTI INTENSIFIES>
>>713038091
>she says she needs to pee
>I'm not on the prowl at the moment, tell her to go ahead, find some corner and squat
??? are you a nigger, guy?
who the fuck squats in public to piss?
jesus christ...savage cunts.
>>713037520
that's a doll genius
>>713034433
No they usually end up with scrawny black guys with fucked up faces.
>>713038559
That is 1 real lookin mother fuckin sex doll anon
>>713038258
Welp, thank you for introducing me to her. I've downloaded a few pics of her from google images and may follow her on instagram. She's freaking adorable.
>>713038559
sauce? haha
Take her to McDonalds and buy her some mass gainer
>>713035090
the people images christina
>>713039082
sheeeit
it should be for starting price of several thousand USD...
>>713038721
>another 3 minutes of silence
>she finally comes out of other room, confused face
>"let's go back and swim at pool"
>me confuse, boner holds all the pasta. "um, yeah. swimming sounds ok"
long, quiet bike ride back to her house
Aunt makes us lunch, she seems totally relaxed about potential molestering. Also, other younger neighbor kid drops by to hit the pool
>>713039187
It's a sex doll bro
>>713039131
no problem weirdo
>>713038799
we were at a house construction site on the weekend - no one else around
>all 3 of us fucking around in pool playing "horse"
>little kid gets tired, gets out of pool to watch TV on the deck, facing away from pool
>Aunt pokes her head out to see if we need anything - she says she's going in to take a nap
>>713038258
Holy shit.
>>713038258
that 2nd pic tho
>>713039289
Well I've known I am a hebephile for a decade now and I have interests in a couple or girls, but this one in particular is new to me. Furhermore, I love redheads, so she's a 2x for me.
>>713032704
Go full presidential and grab her pussy.
>>713032704
"A-a-ay ay! Come on now, settle down there, bud"
>>713039540
sauce as in link to doll site
Dump
>>713039640
continue
>>713038559
How much was that?
>>713039640
>Erica starts throwing in everything that floats into the pool
>I'm like 'wut'
>she says "let's play 'Shark'"
game rules - swim between other's legs standing up, if touch, person who's standing gets to 'attack'
don't ask me - just a game made up by an 11 year old girl
>>713039131
Found this on one of her fan pages:
~~Bio:
Full Name: Francesca Lilly Capaldi
Nick Name: France
Occupation: Actress & Model
~~Personal Life:
Date of Birth: June 8, 2004
Birth Place: La Jolla, California, United States
Age: 12 (as of 2016)
Star-sign: Gemini
Nationality: American
Ethnicity: White
Father's Name: Anthony Capaldi
Mother's Name: Gina Capaldi
Siblings: Unknown
~~Francesca Capaldi -Body Statistics:
Height: 1.37m (4' 5" (Four feet, 5 inches))
Weight: 35 kg (79.4 lbs.)
Hair Color: Light Red
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Sexuality: Straight
~~Francesca Capaldi -Favorite things:
Subject in School: Reading, writing
Halloween Costume: Cindrella Dress
Best food: Pizza
Best Movie: Despicable me
~~Francesca Capaldi's Net Worth: $30,000
~~Relationship status: She hasn’t dated anyone yet.
>>713040140
dat bitch wanted ur benis bruuuh
>>713037525
To be fair I'd do that to my chubby 12 year old too.
>>713040573
>>713040623
>>713040685
get that rat faced ginger kike out of here faggot
>>713032704
Remind myself to feed her, that girl is skinny as hell. Also I'd wonder where the hell I got a daughter.
>>713040573
damn... she's only 12 and has a net worth of 30K.
She's an up and comer. Going to rolling in the
dough when she get older.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>trump is president, a woman was the only other real option, this followed after a nigger took office for 8 years
>tobleronegate cuz prices.
>thousands of dead animals being found by the day.
>war and all of the false flags.
>your phone knows what you want and where to buy it how much and how long it will take you to drive there before you even talk about it or google it.
>cancer and disease, and how basically all processed food causes cancer, then they sell you pills that do fuck all
>nobody actually cares about anything other than themselves (quite literal)
>half of the shit on 4chan.
>the effects of vaccines autism to name one.
and just soooo much more shit.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3skUaPDlHvk @4:00 you can see a bunch of niggers fighting over what appears to be toilet paper or paper towls as it's being taken out.
FUCKING TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWELS.
are you even kidding me?
Do you understand just how fucked the world has to be that somewhere people are fighting over shit tickets?
I for one welcome the elites plan to exterminate humans to a small amount,
Face it, this world is totally for serious fucked.
>>713040623
Excellent shots!
Boner Alert. Boner Alert. This is a Boner Alert. =/\=
>>713040140
dude fucking come on where the fuck did u go
finish the story asshole
>>713040140
is that it? I'm tired AF and now I need to know what happens in your shitty ass story b4 I can sleep. hurry up Fuckface.
>>713038983
That's statistically impossible. You realize math exists, I mean.
>>713041133
Nice video. That's why I home on Black Friday. Screw that crap!
Ho Ho Ho.... Merry Christmas y'all.
>>713040140
Fucking finish up story-time bud. WE R WAITING.
>>713041700
Yeah, I double that. Finish the story please.
Ho HO Ho
This thread is creepy even for b. And Im comparing it to ancient legit cp posting b. This is just creepy.
>>713040140
You're supposed to have this shit pre-typed or already copied fgt, hurry the fuck up.
>>713040140
If that is indeed the end, then that was officially the worst story I have ever heard. Everyone here is in fact a little bit more dumb, for having been made to listen to it.
Dem hips
>>713042195
I think the ridiculous faggoty ending to the story was that they played 'Shark'.
>>713041345
Anyone know the tall bitch name?
>>713033129
>Grab her to the nearest pool chair
Wat
>>713041150
>>713040908
>>713040685
>>713040623
>>713042126
>>713042339
>>713042441
Fuck this Greasy ginger wop cunt.
>>713042551
must be related to the guy WHO WAS PHONE
>>713042829
Mods
>>713042829
MODS MODS MODS
>>713042829
Mods?
>>713042491
The boringest and ugliest of that bunch? No, no I don't know her name.
>>713040140
>>713041133
>>713042871
>>713042922
>>713042982
What was it?
>>713042491
Got me. If you find it, post it. A another classical Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
>>713043234
I gif of a grown man taking a shit on a baby. Shits fucked.
>>713042871
>>713042922
>>713042982
Those all have a (you) on them, samefag.
>>713043109
hes not going to finish it. or maybe that was the end. either way he was a true faggot
>>713043311
I seriously can't even with this. Can't even. Seriously.
>>713042339
You didn't get these off of google did you?
>>713043567
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3f1TqFEkRQ
baby
>>713043843
Yes, of course I did.
Someone create kik group?
>>713043234
>>713044040
That's a pretty big bowl of soup...
>>713038559
Holy crap, that's animated?
>>713044441
...that's a sex doll?!
>>713039082
>>713040123
>>713044441
>>713044621
WhatIsCGI.png
>reverse image search
>no links
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>713044794
So i was right on my first guess? Well second..
>>713044983
Its a sexdoll. Visit the site.
Wonder why I'm walking in and not doing a sick ass pencil dive
>>713033891
I moon walk then
>>713037200
>>713032704
Why am I at the pool with my 18 year old daughter
>>713037363
mods would also ban you for whatever reason.
literally any reason.
And hes right late night browsing old b would have hardcore cp up for hours...I mean full penetration not uncle said lets play dressup and pose,
>>713032704
>>713045059
What site?!
>>713032704
tell her she's only allowed to wear a one-piece swimsuit because boys and grown adult virgins on 4chan will think of her as nothing more than a sex object if they see her dressed like that in public.
>>713044413
This kid gets me. She's got her act together and will go far. Much success to her. I will enjoy watching her career as she grows up. Maybe she'll be our president some day.
>>713045059
>Visit the site.
Which is... ?
>>713037676
5-15k silcone sex doll with metal bone structure.
Shit can get reall expensive and rediculous....those guys should just hire escorts.
>>713045225
>>713045262
Its in the first pic.
>>713045433
You are crazy.
>>713040140
How about finishing the story OP. Don't leave
us hanging. No pun intended.
Nothing at all
>>713045433
>those guys should just hire escorts.
You can't hire escorts like what they want... [spoiler]at least not in the 1st world.[/spoiler]
>>713045433
Good God that's a lot of greenbacks. That would
cover a lot of dates, drinks, trips and so on.
>>713032704
nothing because that's literally how everybody uses them you fucking antisocial mongoloid
MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>713046060
TOOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
>>713045649
burp
>>713045262
enjoy
>>713045541
Only $1300 from
alibaba View Product Details: New 2016 wm doll 140cm flat chest sex doll tpe for men
...product-detail/New-2016-wm-doll-140cm-flat_60492817974.html
>>713045884
yeah got me there, if u need a pedo doll. but they make full sized dolls too. Hell theyd custom make a granny doll if u asked them.
If you know your way around you can find a young escort who says shes 18. just gotta be careful.
>>713045541
Those look like best quality for price I've ever seen..thank you. Now everyone on 4chan is there and the site is slow though lol
>>713046313
>Only $1300
>$1300
>Only
>Plastic
>>713046313
Most people would respect a pedo who actually fucks a real girl more than a pedo who buys this shit to fuck.
>>713046523
$1,300 is only a lot of money to a poorfag.
>>713046523
I've heard some escorts cost more than that for a half then not to mention the trip there.
>>713046736
Half hour*
>>713046644
........I don't think so.
>>713032704
I'd call her little brother over and have a good old fashioned family spitroast.
>>713046736
Escorts range 200-2k an hour
or usually 2k-20k for a day/night.
Depends on if independent/agency and how good she looks/how high she values herself.
>>713047004
While grandma sticks a ukulele up her arse..give it that Hawaiian theme.
>>713046523
I'm pretty sure we already established its plastic Did you think someone was trying to imply there selling humans on Alibaba!? Top kek indeed.
>>713032704
Is there anymore of the story OP? or should I go to sleep now?
>>713046313
>Only $1300
you seem to be glossing over how much it would cost to ship 40-50 lbs or silicone rubber between countries
>>713047115
I've heard ex porn stars costing more like what i said though
Guys, I think you would like this site. http://www.cometpingpong.com/
>>713033075
That's a weird fucking dick you have there
The website does exist.
>>713047345
Good point. That's how they get you. The shipping and handling. Probably cheaper to go to China then bring her on a plane as a comfort pet.
>>713047528
>www.cometpingpong.com
God damn it. Is that cheese pizza. WTF!?
>>713047808
so what kind of watchlist do you get put on for buying one of these?
>>713047808
Yeah. I wouldn't shit a fellow /b/
>>713047528
Wtf MODS
