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Found out tonight some asshole has set up a deer stand on the edge of my property and is shooting deer we've rehabed and released into our woods.

Asshole is killing them and just cutting off antlers and leaving them in a hole. Only found out cause my dogs brought back legs for a few days.

How do you guys think I should get revenge on this poacher?
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Kill him.
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>>713025424
Call a game warden. Seriously the guy will go to jail and have his guns taken away as well as probably pay a pretty steep fine.
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>>713025424
Suck his penis and call him a faggot afterwards. That will show him.
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Kill him. Fuck that poacher up.
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>>713025667
This. Not as fun as other options, but probably the most effective.
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>>713025424
Pic related. It's the asshole
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>>713025424
Welcome to America. Sorry there's not much honor here among rednecks. Some folks only understand power.
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Rig up a trap of some kind in his stand that will trap and possibly injure him and burn it down with him inside
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>>713025424
Is he on your property?
Do you own the deer?
Then you just call the police or whoever is responsible.
If he is doing nothing illegal leave him alone. There is no reason for revenge. I mean deer are fucking animals...stop overreacting you bitch.
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>>713025667

All joking aside, this guys answer is real advice.
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>>713025424
He just hunting leave him alone.....
>not taking any meat
>pretty much poaching

Yeah call dnr guy gives hunters a bad name prick. I love to hunt but you have to respect it too. Can't treat the population like shit especially if your trying to build it up so we can hunt. It's like shifting where you eat.
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>>713025667
this
also sue for trespassing
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>>713025934
He looks like an ok guy. Dont hate the hunter...hate nature.
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>>713025667
>>713025768
>>713026147
>>713026172
Stop samefaggin you idiot.
Obviously >>713025670 is the best option.
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>>713025424
get rekt
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You should shoot him dude
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>>713025424
SET UP A DEER STAND ON THE EDGE OF HIS PROPERTY. SHOOT HIS PUPPY. SEE HOW HE LIKES IT.
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I'm supportive of hunting but this shit is killing deer we've rehabed, pointed to our land, and just tossing the bodies into trash holes full of beer cans.

Wasteful as shit
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Shoot him in the fucking face or pay someone to do it for you
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>>713026968
Yeah man he's a unethical hunter and dnr would have a day with his ass. Also put up some coyote shit by his stand deer hates it
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>>713025830
>>713025424
u guys need to talk
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>>713025424
Good. Deer are assholes.

If you're gonna be a faggot and fight for an animal, at least fight for one that's actually worth it, like a panda.
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>>713026968
There are limits on deer harvest -- talk to local game guy from fish and wildlife or whatever your state has.
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>>713025424
Be a man. Go to his house and explain the situation. If that doesn't work, let him go ahead and fuck your wife, you cuck.
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>>713026968
not for him. he's making pretty good profit. maybe you should just stop rehabing deers if you cant even ensure their safety for a few minutes when putting them back into nature. they are not endangered anyways so why would you even do this?
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>>713025424
>wasting meat
>too close to and/or possibly on your property
>wasting meat
>deer you've rehab'd
>wasting the fucking meat
That's some bullshit right there. I love animals and I love meat. The vast majority of hunters out there make clean kills and let nothing go to waste. Guys like this fuck things up for everyone else. I agree with the other guy. Report him, and if you can get pictures documenting things, do it.
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>>713027620
Louie, you know pandas serve no purpose, unless you eat them and use the pelts for rugs or selling.

Then again, seriously. These deer on the highway are fucking dangerous. And they're tasty if not covered in rubber.
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A few years ago, a guy I work with caught some guy poaching behind his house. He calls DNR.

The DNR liason shows up 20 minutes later with half the goddamn sheriff's office loaded up with swat gear, and ordered the dude on the ground at gunpoint.
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>>713025424
Fuck him in the ass, but don't ever give him a reach-around.
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Stick him in a deer costume and put him in a hunting range.
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>>713028212
Yeah, but at least pandas don't do anything. They just kinda hang around.

Deer are just dicks. They come uninvited, make noises and jump around like they own the place. They're like the Chads of nature.

And it doesn't matter how many of them we kill, they'll never be on risk of extinction. Which annoys me for some reason.
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>>713028386
This sounds way more fun then possibly dying by shooting at the guy pretending you didn't see him or dying trying to scare him as a joke
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>>713025670
this
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let nature takes its course. stop doctoring deer, those fuckers breed like rabbits you fuckwit
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>>713025424
Deer are like fish. You can beat the shit outta it and it'll still give you this retarded stare.
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>>713029307
no it'll make annoying screaming noises that make you want to hit it even more. been there.
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>>713025424
loosen the bolts on his deer stand just enough that it'll collapse when he's in it.
Fucking faggot deserves to be killed.
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>>713025424
RELEASE CHEETAH INTO WOODS
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>>713029458
Still fucken stupid tho. One piece of shit literally stood in front of my car for nearly ten minutes.Then jumped in front of another car speeding killing the driver. They in all honestly need to die
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>>713029779
Learn to spell and type or no one will take you seriously on the internet.
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>>713025424
>How do you guys think I should get revenge on this poacher?

Call department of Fish and Game. Pictures and public shaming are fair game for faggots like that as well.

Scumbags like that, wasting all that meat, deserve fucking jail.
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could be worse

my neighbors are scaring off the cyotes/foxes so we have a severe problem with rabbits, my dogs get a good 9 meals a day thanks to the rabbit shit that is supplied on my lawn and I can't even shoot them with a pellet gun because liberal fucking neighbors that call the cops every time they hear a rabbit squeal.
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>>713025424
Ruin his hideout and put rotting meat near his tent.
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>>713025424
>create a deadfall trap in front of his deer stand
>put high pitched speaker around deer stand so no deer wander into it
>wait for him to stumble into death trap
>calmly remove speakers and leave him there to die
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>>713026053
Animals he cant legally own, id wager the dude can actually get away with killing the deer.
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>>713029951
>wasting meat
>implying he would throw anything away that humans wiuld eat/pay for
>implying this shitmeat only used to feed animals wouldn't be eaten by animals when thrown away
wtf? explain this shit now!
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>>713026053
>being this butthurt that this faggot coward is going to get rekt
Maybe you should calm down.
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>>713030480
you cant legally own deer in america? who told you that bullshit?
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>>713025667
Honestly OP, this. This type of shit shouldn't go unpunished.
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>>713029920
If you take someone seriously on the internet, you're an idiot. top kek
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>>713030671
>implying i get mad at shit like this
you need to lurk moar newfriend. nobody was ever mad.
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>>713030731
most states do not allow you to own deer because of reasons, google it if youre interested. short story is, it isn't legal property. at the most he could get the dude for shooting at his property.
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FUCK wild life animals, especially those dumb as fuck deer
I'm a cripple because one jumped in front of my moms car when I was a kid
"but it's nature man"
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>>713030480
>Animals he cant legally own, id wager the dude can actually get away with killing the deer.

Depends on what state. In California, if you harvest deer with out a deer tag, you can go to jail. In Texas, you can set up a stand on your own property, and harvest as many deer as you like during deer season.

The thing that should piss everyone off, is that some sadist is killing deer with no respect, and no intent to use the meat. I don't see it as any different that some psycho strangling cats or killing puppies for no reason.
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>>713030905
naw ur mad
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>>713026843
Then take its ears for a trophy?
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>>713027620
Look i love Pandas as much as the next person but they were doomed to extinction, they seriously cant even breed on their own at this point, they are always injuring themselves when playing and really do nothing but goof off and eat sticks that hardly give them any nutrient, the goofy little derpbears
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>>713031072
>The thing that should piss everyone off, is that some sadist is killing deer with no respect, and no intent to use the meat. I don't see it as any different that some psycho strangling cats or killing puppies for no reason.

That does not bother me, for the same reason that no one bats a shit at the way animals are treated in factory farm settings or feed lots, killing random animals for the simple pleasure of doing so is a drop in the bucket in terms of animal deaths, i find worrying about some animals because they're cute while others are not to be a bigger hypocrisy.

Getting back to the subject, yes it depends on the state, but you can't legally own a live deer in most states, it can't be a pet or livestock, you can own the meat but not the live animal, so it isn't your property until it is dead. So what now?
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>>713031039
>zoos own deers
>zoos can be owned by privat persons
you dont make sense.
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>>713025424
>pick up his deer stand
>put it up on your property
>call cops
For bonus points shoot yourself with one of his guns, then he's also a murderer.
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>>713031390
Collective although composed of people, are not people.

Companies are not people.
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>>713031163
>it is reality because i want it to be
No. lurk more and you'll be able to sense madness in ib-posts.
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>>713030614
>>wasting meat
>>implying he would throw anything away that humans wiuld eat/pay for
>>implying this shitmeat only used to feed animals wouldn't be eaten by animals when thrown away

Where the fuck are you from that you don't understand that venison is high quality protein that is better for human consumption that beef?

In a city your whole life? No knowledge of how your ancestors survived?

In some places around the States, the health of deer herds are dependant on being culled before winter sets in.

Are you so fucking ignorant that you have no knowledge of where food comes from?
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>>713025509
First thing I thought when I saw the caption. Kill him. Then dispose of the body.
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>>713031039
>>713031039
In some states they are allowed. Some people even raise them for the meat that they sell.
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>>713025424
Oh DEER. Maybe you should write a polite letter to it.

Start politely, with something like " DEER Hunter, this could get sticky in a hurry. I'd better BUCK up and get with it."

It might be a long SHOT, but I don't think you guys really need to CROSS interests.
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>>713031068
Its not nature's fault that you were travelling far faster than your body is meant to.
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>>713031620
>2015
>being this mad
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Kill them All
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Let him fuck your ass and when he thrusts into you flick your hips suddenly so your balls touch.

Bam. You have made him a faggot.
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>>713031068
Do you shit through a a tube and only get shame sex because a doe off the autism spectrum of nature and the universe ran in front of your distracted mother's car? That's some quality existence right there, pal!
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>>713031614
so i guess deer farms are companies too and a privater person cant have a deer herd like he could have cows or pigs? i dont think you are really educated on this topic lol
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>>713025424
if you live in the country well hunters do as they please all the time and nobody really bothers them because they know people here and there so without proof there's nothing you can do, and it is hunting season right now for them i believe so there no protecting animals that are allowed to be hunted.

You can call game warden and cops and make them aware but if its still his property theres nothing you may be able to do
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>>713032104
No none of those, but I'm swimming in insurance money
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>>713031760
>thinking he can make me mad by saying i was mad
you are not gandalf mate you dont have magical powers.
also i'm 356yo and trolled charly chaplin so what do you think you are doing there right now?
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>>713031711
What states are those? If the law of exotic animals applies a simple google search reveals there are five states with no regulations but when you google on those five states and the word deer it reveals that there are regulations against it. So it sounds like it is illegal in general or at least a legal grey area.
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>>713026843
LMFAO
SAVAGE~!
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>>713032332
>so what do you think you are doing there right now?
looking at someone whos mad
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Do you have No Hunting or Trespassing signs posted? If you do get the authorities involved. See if there is also a way to sue for emotional distress or recoupe money spent on rehab of the deer that you put out.
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>>713032265
No shit tier apartment or low value materialistic item will ever be worth perfect health and bone structure. Even saving some pity social security won't feel fulfilling when you finally get what you want; because you're not fully able as a person. At least you have pity though, that's something.
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>>713032518
What anime is this from?
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>>713032139
I guess it depends on the state the main difference here is, these are wild animals we are talking about not domesticated ones, OP said they rehab them and "set them free" so he is not running a fucking deer farm. And as wild animals they are technically, government property.
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>>713031378
some pretty flawed logic there anon. according to that some sicko killing a random kid wouldn't bother you because it's one kid our of millions that die each year (from sickness/disease, accidents, starvation, etc etc).
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Haha oh shit op you're my neighbor? If i see you fucking with my deer trap im going to ice you ya silly liberal candyass.
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>>713025424
Ask him politely to stop
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>>713025424
leave a note in the stand "If you hunt here again, they will never find your body - Anonymous "
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>>713032540
nuff said. you got me. i'll find you tonight and me and my niggers are gonna tongue your anus for revenge.
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>>713033012
how is it revenge to do something he likes to him?
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>>713025424
>deer we've rehabed

So, wait: you get deer that have jumped in front of people's cars, fix em up, and release them so they can jump in front of somebody else's car? Fuck you.
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>>713033190
your mad too? lol top tier
>saved
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>>713032748
Same logic yes, but different animal. We don't eat each other for sustenance, lets take that logic to animals, suppose for the sake of argument that we as people did not eat animals and therefore didn't raise them in captivity for the sole purpose of killing them butchering them and eating them, only then it would be horrifying to have people killing animals, because it would become the only violence against animals. But that is not our reality. Not saying I agree with psychos killing kittens, cats, dogs and puppies, I hate those motherfuckers that drive their cars and trucks over the side to kill animals. But that shouldn't be our source of outrage when the much bigger picture is our actions when we eat a burger we participate in a bigger murder scheme of animals.
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>>713032894
yeah that'll help. everyone is totally afraid of 15yo "hacktivists" specially grown ass rednecks with guns.
>oooh nooo anonymous is printing out dick pictures my life is oveeeer
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Gun him down. Say he was armed on your property, that's reason enough.
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>>713031620
what are ib-posts? i don't know but i can tell you're mad.
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>>713027752
Tried to go to peoples doors to talk man to man about situations before. 9-10 people wont answer the fucking door.
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>>713025424
Just go out every day and steal his tree stand LOL. He'll get tired of replacing them. Also you could start planting poison ivy and oak all over the place.
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>Shoot your outside wall with a rifle towards an area that can't be penetrated by a bullet
>call police
>explain what he is doing and has hit your house
>get him fucking arrested for poaching trespassing and endangering you by firing a gun on your property.
>sue him into the ground
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>>713031625
so? does that mean we got to eat every part of the deer now? he wont throw away the expensive meat only the useless shit which is only used to feed other animals you retard.
I'm pretty sure my ancestors didnt eat deerballs and if they did i'm pretty sure they'd rather have some beef.
pl try to train yojr reading-comprehension-skills before raging. thank you.
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>>713025424
Asking for advice from people from 4chan
> BIG MISTAKE
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>>713028674
*Likes this guy*
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>>713028721

>the Chads of nature.

Omg. Come in Houston, My sides are confirmed for an orbital trajectory.
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>>713033900
That hole post.. dude what??

In general, food, until maybe the last 30 years was not generally available to most people, in the developed world probably for the last 70 years. People did eat the whole animal if they had access to one, they sure as hell didn't throw away any of it, even the fat was used. What couldn't be eaten was perserved either by drying, curing, canning or whatever method preferred. Deer balls were had.
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>>713030038
your dogs eat rabbit shit?
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>>713033498
no you cant since you are a newfriend. newfriends cant understand posts correctly because of inexperience. unlike the magnificent troll i was talking to, you are really a retard.
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>>713025424
If someone shot a deer like that they wouldn't just cut off the rack and ditch the deer. Still just call up the game warden, they'll investigate anything going on.
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>>713034467
>it's been like 2 hours
>this guys still mad
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>>713033377
and this guy knows that OP is a 15 year old from /b/ how?
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>>713034463
ive only ever seen lab dogs do it, but yes, and its fucking disgusting
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>>713034402
Not by my ancestors. In my culture nobody ate balls. If any they were fed to the dogs... like ears. We also never ate eyes like the french.
I'm not from africa you idiot. The reason we dont eat balls is not cause it is unhealthy it is because we dont want to. We always threw them away or fed them to other animals like ppl do today. You are pretty stupid if you think ppl would eat every shit you serve them just because they cant afford meat regularely. Look at muslims they wouldnt eat pig, even if they were hungry for religious reasons.
In the same way you can say european ppl generally dont eat balls because of cultural reasons and that culture is older than a few centuries. You cant compare my ancestors to some amazonian redskins who still live in stoneage. I dont identify with stoneage ancestors that are biologically less related to me than every person who lived here the last 2k years. So what is your point? How is it a waste? He is giving the parts he doesnt need back to nature... just because you dont eat it and throw it away doesnt mean nothing eats it. Also other big mamals like bears or wolves also dont eat every part of their victim. They leave what they dont want and other animals eat the rest. It's pretty fucking natural if you look at it like this.
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>>713035080
You better prepare your anus for a hard tongueing!
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>>713030825
>lenny face
Literally die
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>>713035255
And this guys post makes perfectly sense because of...?
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>>713025424
Wear deer antlers and pelt before you pour gasoline all over his stand and set it ablaze.
When he comes to piss his pants about the stand on fire, stealthily come up behind him, pull his pants down, kick him face first into the dirt and finish the fucking job.
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Wait for him to leave his stand then shoot him as he is leaving claiming you aimed for a deer. It's best if he has no reflective gear on so you can claim you didn't see him.
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police you dumby
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>>713025667
This. But be careful admitting that you took care of deer. That might not be legal.
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>>713025424
Ok OP don't know what rules are in your state but with most states to discharge a firearm to hunt within about 200 feet of public property he needs your consent but you can dfeinetly call a game warden about his disposal and he should need a permit for the tree stand so best thing to do is get a warden or cops his license will be revoked since he probably isn't tagging his dear so he'll probably have his license taken away and the fines about 1000 bucks if you want to be really mean sabotage his tree stand so next time he gets up it breaks or set up a trail cam to watch him and get evidence of him poaching because there will be a fine of about 100 for every poached deer
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>>713025424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1Pxlh_EfQ
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>>713026843
*PUPPY STAND
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>>713035780
You are out of your mind dumb faggot, people in Europe do eat balls, even today, in France they've ate balls and in Spain they've ate balls, and still do, in fact they eat stranger and dirtier shit than balls, like snails.

Just because you consider it to be a nasty part for whatever reason, doesn't mean it wasn't ate by people then and today. Go back and learn some actual history and not the shit /pol/ tells you or the shit that is edited to look nice on some history book. Go back and look at old culinary books, old cooking books will show you recipes for these less than appetizing parts of the animal.

Muslims and pork, I don't know enough to say with certainty they won't eat pork if hungry enough, I'd like written historical accounts of that before I'd remotely consider it. Do you really think that if one were to have eaten it they would proudly claim it on the street for everyone to hear? The consequences would be death, so if it does happen, more than likely it isn't talked about.
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>>713028386
Got any links? I need to rub out a justice boner.
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>>713031072
There's an argument to be made for murdering the shit out of them in most places. Let their courpses rot, whatever. No natural predators left so gotta get rid of them somehow.
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>>713025424
If you know who it is, call the wildlife agents. Wasting is a crime.
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>>713028721
>chads of nature

Hello fellow redditor!
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>>713036459
>implying there are only 2 nations in europe
>implying every european culture eats the same shit

Ok idiot. Conversation is over. Go and eat balls zo "not waste meat" and dont bother me with your uneducated bs.
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>>713025424
Cut the antlers off before you release the deer. His face will be priceless when he goes to claim his prize.
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>>713036764
Then tell me faggot, what culture is this in Europe that had the luxury of wasting meat.
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>>713033269
nah, just riffing on the fairly glassic /b/ flaming.
also:
>you're
you did so good with the "too". why'd you have to throw it all away?
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>>713030158
this is good
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>>713025667
this and set up trail cam you catch the fucker
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>>713026053
If it's not deer season it's illegal. If it is and he's on his property you can't do a thing legally
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*Boobie trap their tree stand

google how to make home made claymores
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>>713037046
>you did so good with the "too". why'd you have to throw it all away?

Your grammar and sentence structure is atrocious.
Please retake 3rd grade English, before attempting to correct others.
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>>713036914
This
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>>713033306
i don't see how the different animal changes the thought exercise. you didn't start by saying you should be more outraged with normal meat eating, you said killing random animals doesn't bother you. also, just cause something worse is happening, doesn't mean the lesser bad should be ignored.
more to the point, there is a difference between humanely killing animals we took care of their whole (admittedly shortish usually) lives for our own survival (the need is debatable of course) and killing for the hell of it, or worse yet, for the joy of it. IMO even if less frequent it DOES deserve more rage.
And that's coming from a vegetarian (and leaning more towards vegan since even egg production involves lots of culling of male chicks AFAIK) who obviously thinks killing animals for food, even if provided a comfortable, protected life to that point, is wrong.
Fact is, though people are participating in a massive, cold murder scheme by eating meat at all, they aren't doing it maliciously, generally they aren't thinking about it at all, probably making a point to ignore thinking about it (ie. see how many people are horrified at the idea of actually killing and butchering their meat themselves), and it does serve a very real purpose, even if it is unnecessary. Also, they don't know any better in that that is how they were raised and what society in general does.
The person who kills indiscriminately and wastefully is an entirely different beast and certainly a fairly rare one.

tl;dr i get your point, but I think it is largely invalid.
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>>713033817
>what is bullet matching
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>>713025424
From sun up to sun down. play rock music on your property.
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>>713037923
Why is the malicious harm of one animal a bigger deal than the less malicious harm of a herd of animals?
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>>713037400
how should his phrase have been written? ESL here
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>>713031614
Right a company is legally a person not a people in the u.s.
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>>713035780
Much as I'm tempted to flame... ima take the high road for once:
educate yourself anon. europe, even today, consumers alot more organs than NA does. balls and all kinda of other icky (to most of us these days) are certainly not unheard of, and until maybe 30 or 40 years ago would not have been wasted. my folks left europe in the late 60s, and to this day one of mom's favourites is boiled pig ear (actually the whole head) and feet. She's eaten various nuts back in europe in her youth. Tripe was big. Intestines were used as sausage casings. Of course bones with cartilage were boiled for soup. Modern life is surprisingly modern. Europe wasn't even remotely the same geography before WW1 for example.

Also, you'll find modern cowboys will eat sheep nuts when they're doing the annual multi-day sheep denutting run out on the range. Why would you drag all that extra food around with you when you can eat the immediate product of your work?
There's nothing wrong with all kinds of food we consider gross. We've just lost our familiarity with it.
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>>713032622
That's a Manga you fucking phleb
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>>713038904
He's on a "my culture is better" trip, I don't think you'll ever convince him that people do eat the whole animal.
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>>713036975
don't waste time with >>713036764
IME (and from what i've heard from euro folks) there are a number of euro cultures/nationalities that are extremely opinionated on themselves and always making it a point to show how they are better than everyone else, and like this guy don't actually know anything beyond what common/current items he's heard through the grapevine. you can occasionally find a friend, usually 1st gen american, who will tell you how fucking wacko their parents are on everything in the old country being better. i have a Hungarian friend, born here, who rolls his eyes at his father (somewhat elderly now) claiming damn hear everything was invented by Hungarians.
We (NAs) really have no idea how nationalist and culturally centered euros are.
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>>713037400
I was gonna write "see? that's better!" but then i saw bad comma.
ps. learn to differentiate between sms/net shorthand/conventions and proper written english.
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>>713039549
The reason I asked him is because I am European, my parents love the shit out of snails, my uncle cooks the entire pig and sells the entire pig as a supplier to restaurants and grocery stores. My mom makes cassoulet with pig skin, up north the most traditional dish loved by everyone including foreigners is made with tripe. I don't understand what the fuck this dude is on about people wasting meat in Europe.
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>>713038250
I didn't mean to imply that one puppy kill is WORSE than 1000 beef kills... though one could argue it is (and not just because we think puppies are cute).
Also, you're avoiding the point: YOU are the one that said the puppy torture wouldn't bother you. You didn't say that systematic livestock slaughter bothers you _more_ but the wasteful hunter does bother you too.
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>>713038883
It was fine anon. He was just being an ass. Only thing i can see "wrong" is the lack of caps and the typo on "glassic". and i suppose the first sentence was slightly awkward, but not wrong.
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>>713040249
Nothing bothers me unless it is done in front of me for me to experience, I find it very hard to relate to shit that doesn't happen to people or animals I know personally, I think it literally may be autism not joking.

Of course if someone were to torture a puppy in front of me it would bother me a lot, just like if someone were to kill a cow or a pig in front of me in a "humane" form (trust me such a thing does not exist) for human consumption, that would bother me to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id5bPjJG7IU

NSFW
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>>713039945
yeah i'm in the same boat anon. buddy is likely young and uneducated, or badly educated. perhaps his parents are also young enough to be born here, or at least grew up in very modern times where that practice has given way to fast food. keep in mind, McD only got to russia (as an example) in... the mid 80s I think? Remember reading an article in Nat Geo that covered it, talking about how people lined up for hours and spent a month's wages on a big mac.
And like i said, European history has changed so much in the last 100 years that anyone who hasn't really studied it just doesn't know any different. They confuse old buildings with an old, static culture.
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>>713038052

It wouldn't be hard to recover a bullet/slug and find out what he's shooting. If he's poaching, it'll either be a .308 or a 30-30, and you can easily simulate either; the most common rifles in the hick States are 30 caliber / 7.62 rifles. Most of them fire projectiles with the same cross section and grain weight
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>>713040900
>McD only got to russia (as an example) in... the mid 80s I think?

Lol, we didn't get a mcd in the country until 1990. Portugal.
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>>713025424
Kill him and just cut off his ears, don't eat him, to show him how it feels for the deer.
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>>713040760
OK, that explains where you're coming from. Mildly disturbing, but fair enough. And I think that's also why the mass meat culture doesn't garner much outrage: it is generally pretty hidden. Not that you can't seek it out easily enough, but it certainly isn't brought to people's attention on a frequent basis. On the other hand, a witnessed case of senseless pet killing is generally somewhat viral, so people are exposed. Watch when a case of farm cruelty makes it to the news, people get pretty outraged there too, but usually it doesn't (or most farmers aren't cruel to their livestock so there's not much such news to go around).
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>>713029920
>no one will take you seriously on the internet.
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>>713041072
That's not actually what I meant. Every gun leaves a unique signature on a bullet it fires. Rather like a fingerprint. You would have to actually get your hand on his gun and fire it into your house.
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>>713040760
fag
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>>713041118
huh, kinda surprised at that.
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>>713041528
Did you actually read what he wrote? Your response pic doesn't make sense.
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>>713033817
Destroy your home just to stop a stranger you don't even know from shooting a deer???

Spoken like someone who has never had to pay bills and pay for repairs their life yet.
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>>713025424
Dress up like a near and waddle near his tree stand, he'll shoot you and become a murderer and go to prison. Problem solved
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I'm from Canada eh and this makes me sick you know. Feed em to the wolves.
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>>713041683
> just like if someone were to kill a cow or a pig in front of me in a "humane" form (trust me such a thing does not exist) for human consumption, that would bother me to.

fag
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>>713041299
I have a thing for food, and I have a few times decided to brave it and find accurate videos of the slaughter, that video from Ramsey is below mild if there could be such a thing, Go look for the video of a cow slaughter if you want to brave it, it is deeply disturbing, not to be describing it but let me just say i have my doubts about the ability of the animal to not sense the pain after it is supposed to be "dead" just by the video.

I am not a vegetarian although it would be nice for my health alone if I were, I just try to not be totally ignorant of what my food is, I am very aware that behind any piece of meat I eat there was a animal. So when I have that in mind along with numbers alone, the torture of other animals, even though they're cuter, loses its impact on me, maybe it's my defect and not autism, maybe I'm some sort of psychopath who can't relate to suffering I don't know.

I have seen a viral video where a pig was killed while laying on its back being cut from tail end to head for a pig festival, and that is cruel af, I find it very disturbing that farmers/butchers would prolong the suffering of the animal they're killing even if its destination is food, it's just a matter of respect for the animal ya know. Don't throw the meat around that used to be alive, you don't have to sweet talk it just have some god damn respect for it.

Anyway I'm rambling. sorry
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>>713040760
>trust me such a thing does not exist
again, vegan(ish) but ima disagree. if you can put down an animal painlessly (other than perhaps a split second pain to the forehead ie. bolt pistol) and you don't freak 'em out on the way to slaughter, seems pretty humane to me.
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>>713025424
Burn his stand.
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>>713042192
Just for you anon

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sOS9Y77yOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYDxTDJl0Y
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>>713042565
That's how filthy sand niggers do it. Proper western slaughters are humane to the animal.
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>>713025667
this
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>>713042311
oh no doubt that lots of slaughter is far short of humane or respectful. seems to be especially true when you add the word "traditional" or "ritual" to it. there are certainly plenty of farmers and butchers who don't give a rat's ass, and i agree that is horrifying to me. still not as horrifying on an individual scale as the pet torture kid (which also has a certain correlation to human murder, vs the butcher who just doesn't give a shit and is doing a job).
i rather assume you CAN kill humanely and respectfully... no idea what % that is done though.
it's a weird and difficult subject, to be sure.
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>>713042809
Lol, Anon I wish you were right, but you're so very wrong. And I'm not a vegetarian by the way. I just had some ham a couple hours ago.
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>>713042862
>(which also has a certain correlation to human murder, vs the butcher who just doesn't give a shit and is doing a job).

I always heard that, but Is that actually true? Are there studies on that shit?
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>>713042336
>again, vegan(ish) but ima disagree. if you can put down an animal painlessly (other than perhaps a split second pain to the forehead ie. bolt pistol)

Have you seen the videos of that type of slaughter? What do you think anon? You think they're truly dead right after?
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>>713031072
>some sadist is killing deer with no respect

think he might be selling heads to a taxidermist? that'd be a second target.
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>>713025667
This. Also set up trailcams; at least one on the stand and one on the corpse-hole. Since I assume you've fucked with the hole (at the least, your dog has) he might freak out when he sees it (maybe leave a note in the hole). This way you get:
1) actual, legal justice
2) the satisfaction of knowing that this dipshit can no longer legally own a firearm or hunt
3) the satisfaction of seeing him shit himself on-camera (make a .gif and post it pls)
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>>713043229
Someone online actually asking for some kinda reasonable proof of a "it sounds right" statement? Thought I'd never see the day!
Here is one reasonable sounding expert statement on the matter https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/why-the-wild-things-are/201302/do-mass-killers-start-out-harming-pets
MOst of the other hits I got were from human societies/peta so there's too much bias for me to reference them.
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I'm with these guys, set some traps near his stand, preferably lethal ones.
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>>713044007
Thanks, hey I am a curious fellor, I wonder if anyone actually thought of looking at people who do the killing for a living and conducting interviews with spouses and family and see if it changed the individual.
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>>713043741
In fairness, no. My reading on captive bolt guns, which I understand to be the standard in NA at least, so sounds pretty good. Although they talk about a few % not working perfectly on the first try. That's a bit distressing.
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>>713044656
I didn't even know that is how they done it until I watched a video of it. Trust me when I say that it is not very humane way of killing, a bullet on the side of the head would be more humane that those bolt guns.
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>>713044301
Mighty interesting thought. I suspect there is something written on the subject out there, but I'm too hungry to look.
I do know that I've met my share of perfectly nice non-murders who work in livestock or hunting (my father in the latter case... though I think he struggles with it just a touch) but that doesn't mean there is a certain % affect. I suppose you could assume there also may be a tendency for people with murderous cravings to go into the profession to have a way to satisfy themselves legally, in which case you couldn't actually blame the job itself (much, anyway).
Time to make myself a guilt-free veggie burrito.
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>>713025424
If he's shooting them on ur property it's illegal, if they cross from there and (for sure in Wisconsin it's gun season for deer) shoot them it's all good fuck off
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>>713034467
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>713045051
With all due respect, Trump kinda killed my acceptance of "trust me" statements (which was low to begin with admittedly), and I'd take the word of experts (biased though they may be) over anon's opinion based on most likely exposure to videos of where it wasn't done well/went wrong.
Don't get me wrong though, I'd much rather we just didn't do it at all. Kinda hard to convince 95% of a society to change their 10's of thousands (or, realistically, alot more) of years old practice.
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>>713045212
you know it's true 'cause it's been repeated.
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>>713045055
I actually just looked it up, pretty sad read if you're up to it. here's a quote

>It will come as no surprise that the consequences of such emotional dissonance include domestic violence, social withdrawal, drug and alcohol abuse, and severe anxiety. As slaughterhouse workers are increasingly being treated for post-traumatic stress disorder, researchers are finally starting to systematically explore the results of killing sentient animals for a living.

>https://www.texasobserver.org/ptsd-in-the-slaughterhouse/

I don't know the credibility of this website, there are many many more on google. including actual studies from universities.
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>>713025424
Scare the piss out of him, put some fireworks around the stand and when he is in there set them off. I mean huge loud ones. that way deer run off and he shits his pants when he comes top you. come to the door fully armed with gun pointed at him and tell him next time he's out there you're going to snipe him and bury him in the same hole he put all the deer bodies.

Fuck this pos nigger
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>>713045360
>, Trump kinda killed my acceptance of "trust me" statements

kek, I understand that.
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>>713026843
leave the dogs out of this
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>>713030480
Nope, every state in the US has a designated season and killing deer without tagging them is illegal. You can't tag a deer without taking away the entire carcass.
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>>713045483
i imagine this is a bigger issue in a large commercial setting. i know one family with a small commercial sheep outfit who seem fully normal and grounded. more like old fashioned farmer types. animals aren't in automated penstocks or anything though, and their facilities were mostly built 50+ years ago. Also kinda hippies. Small enough to get to know the animals individually and develop a culture of respect, but also a farm culture where the job still has to get done.
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>>713025424
Call the game warden. They don't mess around.
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>>713046136
my father was on scene once when someone hit a young bear crossing the road. it wasn't dead but pretty injured, couldn't move. CO arrives fairly quick... fucker shot the bear several times and didn't kill it. finally my father (who is an experienced hunter) has to do it for the CO, who started freaking out a bit. not sure if dad has his rifle with him at the time or the CO actually leant him his pistol (latter seems unlikely unless the CO was a COMPLETE fuckup).
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>>713046134
I'd say you're right. But now anon I must go to work, it was nice chatting up with ya. Keep up the vegetarianism, and post picture of your burrito
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>>713025424
>get full tilt gilly suit & set up shop by stand,
> paint ball gun full of frozen balls
>light his ass up as soon as he's half way up the ladder
>?????
>beat his ass while he crys.
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>>713025424
suck he dick
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>>713025424
First thing you need to do is post your land. The guy will just say he thought he was on someone else's land. If it's posted and he is still using the stand then you can show intent to trespass and poach.
Try to find where he is coming on to your property. Look for parked vehicles nearby. Unless you have a live feed of that stand, it will be easier to catch him that way. A game warden will initially come out but sometimes there is only one in a very large county. You need to be able to catch him in the act
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>>713048261
Also what state are you in op?
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>>713046552
since you asked nicely.
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>>713025424
not even enough information to remotely make a judgement. you're just being a pussy. if its not on your property, and not out of season, you have no case in most states.
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>>713048261
said edge of property, implying just outside of op property line. op has no ground to stand on.
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>>713032748
there are biilions of people. people being killed shouldn't make you bat a fucking eye unless you're somehow related to them.
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>>713050548
must be nice to always get such a smooth shave.
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>>713025424
Kill him and remove his dick. Put him in the hole
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You're a liar.
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>>713031378
>should piss everyone off
fuck you don't assume my stance on shit
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>>713031614
my aunt owns two deers in TN,USA its legal
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>>713032440
>If the law of exotic animals applies
what law is this and since when is a deer an exotic animal. the way you spell "gray" shows you are UK fag. "exotic animals" kek
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>>713033498
yeah, the way you take any of this seriously really shows you to be new. Nobody is mad here but newfags who see this as some edgy social memehouse
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>>713025424
Kill him and dump his body with the dead dear
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>>713036459
euro socialist here, europeans do eat balls in every country every culture. ciao
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>>713025424
Kill him. Chances are, you're in a 'stand your ground state' based on how redneck you sound, so next time he steps foot on your property shoot him and claim he meant you harm.
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>>713032265
You sued a deer?
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>>713025424
Just shoot him.
Or burn his fucking woods down
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>>713025424
>hunting
>it's what honkies do now because they can't get away with murdering blacks anymore. I guess you have to release that psychopathic homicidal rage somewhere. Some of you honkies even kill each other, for example, the majority population in prisons are you people who victimized your own, and your serial killers kill predominantly other pink skin people of your race. You people kill for fun. Sick fucks.
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>>713029525
>you go to jail instead
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>>713055329
2630 white on white kills, out of 196,817,552 whites in 2010

2447 black on black kills, out of 37,685,848 blacks in 2010 (couldn't find 2011 stats)

I think we're done here.
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>>713055329
I don't think you understand how to interpret data. Also using honkie is adorable.
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