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Post in this thread and you get girlfriend within 48 hours.

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Post in this thread and you get girlfriend within 48 hours.
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Bullshit
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yeh right
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>>713008105
it's impossible you fucking faggot
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fuck it
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>>713008152
give it a try anon
maybe you get lucky
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cmon baby
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in this thread and you get a girlfriend within 48 hours.
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>>713008105
i want to believe...
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>>713008105
why not
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>>713008105
lord
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Jdjdj
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trusting you OP
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Get trips and she isn't a fat feminist
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Try.
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>>713008105
prove it faggot
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might aswell
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ub
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>>713008105
You know what, fuck it. I'll bite.
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>>713008105
loneliness never ends, faggat
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>>713008105
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>inb4 real
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Roll
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Im waoting
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pls provide
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nigger
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sure thing m8
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Got ma right hand
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this'd better be not one of your goddamn scams OP
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But I want a boyfriend
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>>713008558
REEEEEE
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can't hurt
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Roll
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>>713008105
fuck
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I believe
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Stranger things have happened
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ayyyy
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>>713008105
I WONT DIE LIKE VAN GOGH!
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Pray
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Gf metdayna w ma netcuckech feha aman
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Aint that some shit
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Too lonely to not try
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Okay
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Dirabek ya wassel
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Do i get a second if I already have one?
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Hmmm we'll see
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If this works I will turn to Islam.
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Don't fail me now
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Gf pls
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ok
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>>713008105
ok
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>>713008105
Desperate enough to try
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>>713008243
were some sad motherfuckers
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Might as well
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>>713008533
Dubs are always right.
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Last two digits will be her age
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worth a try.come here baby
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0% chance it's going to work, but I'm posting anyway
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Breakarus shit-lifus !
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>>713008105
hope so.
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worth a shot :')
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>>713008105
Where can i sue you for false advertisement
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Why am I posting ITT right now? Am I that desperate?
Well, whatever.
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I wish
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Judge me but I'm desperate
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As long as she's not a chink
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why not
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liar
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i guess ill give it a try.
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Bollocks
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Post
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no
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I'm already sick of the 5 I have.
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praise kek.
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>>713008105
no girlfriend, but I would definitely be grateful for a one night stand
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i hopefully won't be alive in 48 hours
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No
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If kek wills it
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>>713008105
leggo
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Posting
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that would be nice
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>>713008105
no way
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>>713008782
>wanting a hijabi gf
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Hmm
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even if i have the nogf debuff ?
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Nice try
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>>713008105
Finally, a positive superstition thread
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I have my hopes up
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>>713009189

it would be
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i wish
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i just want some pussy, but whatever.
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heck ye
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about time.
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if kek allows it
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PLEASE JUST ONE JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
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>>713008105
lul
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>>713008105
Yeahsure what ever you say
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Doesn't hurt to try
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>>713008105
Post
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meme magic
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>>713008105
dubs and this thread isn't bs
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You guys can have mine - I'm sick of her.
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Interesting
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Hope she's rich I'm broke
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>>713008105
gf get
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I FUCKING HOPE SO
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>>713008105
fuck it
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>>713008105
K
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i like gravy
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>>713008105

fuck yeah, i'll get my coworker milf as fuckbuddy.

will suck those toes like there is no tomorrow
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cmon baby
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4th times a charm, right guys?
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>>713008105
why not

>never has worked before

>it /b/'s fault it doesn't work
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I posted
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>>713008105
Pleaze
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this happens
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>>713008105
plz
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>>713008105
>Post in this thread and you get girlfriend within 48 hours
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sure. why not?
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I could use a gf, why not?
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ay
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>>713008105
my ass
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>>713008105
Perhaps it will be ture.
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>>713008105
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POST, bring it on OP
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herpa derp
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>>713008105
if only it was that easy
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>>713008105
hurr durr. ohkay
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hell yeah my dude
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>>713008105
pls gib
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>>713008105

Oh, this seems promising.
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>>713008105
:(
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Trying my luck, Will start a thread in the next 48 hours to share potentially new GF pics if it worked. Wish me luck.
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>>713008105
What have I got to lose?
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>>713008105
let's see
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>>713008105
no way how does this work. Wow!!
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Worth a shot
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>>713008105
Thanks anon
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>>713008105
does this even work for getting another one additionally to the one you already have?
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Y-yeah bullshit r-right guys ?
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>>713008105
posting never killed anyone
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>>713008105
postanplatz
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Fuck it
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im gonna kill her
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bs
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J
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Sign me up
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why the fuck not
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Why not
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Lies
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Dat desperation
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Respirar ...

Chico
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>>713008105
this has potential
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if only
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>>713008105

watevs.
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yeah?
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Fuck it
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Im desperate
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>>713009805
Nope! It's true! I'm from the future and it totally worked! Everyone, get in here and post!
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posting ina threader
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Fuck it
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>>713008105
yes
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>>well i hope it works this time
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>>713008105
ecks dee
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Now we wait
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>>713008105
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>>713008105
wow wouldn't that be great
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>implying i dont already have a girlfriend
but hey, i'll take another for my poly relationship.
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Sure thing!
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>>713008105
This thread is a lie, but I'm only here to fap
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But how?
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bullshit
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this is that easy to find a girlfriend omg
you tell me I lose my time when to go out and try to talk with girls. thank bro that is a life change
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>>713008105
yeet
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>>713008105
Fuck it, why not
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Let's see how this goes then
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>>713008105
hmmm
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lol
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I hope
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>>713008105
im this desperate
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hey you never know
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Fuck it, nothing else is working for me
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But what if you gay
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Tfw no gf
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kek
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>>713008105
Lets see if this Works..
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>>713008105
This is bullshit
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Kys op
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Fuck it, I'm lonely
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Lmao I wish. Having a girlfriend isn't something I can get in the next few years. I still need to keep working out and getting bigger then making more money.
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Posting here to prove OP is an idiot. Will report back in 48 hours.
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Ok
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This surely works
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Testing.
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>>713008105
Hope so.
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hmm ok.
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This feels so sad but fuck it
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Pog
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>>713008105
I need a side chick.
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Don't you fucking lie to me OP
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ok
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Ok
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>>713008105
I like how these threads pop up selling for replies with sexual images, because a relationship HAS sex but is NOT sex. All in all things here on /b/ are just about as bad as regular media with all you retarded faggots worshiping pussy and tits. For christ sake I'm married to a good woman and we have sex four or five times a week, even if it's just quickies even if either one of us is just humoring eachother. All of that didn't happen on accident. If these threads were posted with pics of progressions like couples meating, fighting and arguing, finding a peace, and finally accepting eachother's true person then things might be different

Quit living on wild hopes and dreams manufactured by morons on the internet trying to grab posts, go live in reality. It's dirty and tough, unrelenting and tiring, but ultimately worth it.
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Its worth a try I guess, gf left me after 2 years :-((((
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Doubt it
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Why not try
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ayy
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mia
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bullshit
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Why not
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>>713008105
Can I get instead a Cock hungry Bi Sexual female Sex Slave?
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>>713008105
ok. :D
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>>713008105
Someone been up there in a commercial jet?
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Fuck off nigger
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>>713008105
nah
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Seems legit
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Roll
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Gimme
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i trust
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Posting. Have high hopes.
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lies and slander
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>>713008105
I wish
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Okz.
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Beloved Elise, I find myself posting in an useless as fuck thread just because of a pretty much non-existent chance of it being true... And you might share the feelings I have for you and I will no longer stare at the moon and compare its beauty to yours while I write messages meant for you but posting them on /b/ instead because you simply decided to friendzone me.
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omg, please be true!
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kek try it
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>>713008105
heyooo
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GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!
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roll
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Wow, this is great, a gf to go with the unspeakable wealth I've got coming in 28 days now
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>>713008105
doubt it
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>>713008105
Dtf?
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In
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erm... ok might as well
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im meeting her tomorrow
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Kek
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op deliver
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If I don't get one, I'll come back to kill you.
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>>713008105
;(
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.
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>>713008105
ye right
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Roll for Emi
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ok
>>
ait
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>>713008105
Let's do this shit
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reserving my girlfriend nao
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immunity cat
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Where is she?
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>>713008105
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>>713008105
i just want a side piece
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>>713008105
yolo bro
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Lets go
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>>713010785
Fag, Jesus don do no fin
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>>713008105
Rollamundo
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You wish.
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Within 48 hours?
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>>713008105
Can I have dog instead?
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Top kek
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>>713008105
<3
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one with tits like the girl in op picture
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>>713008105
bs
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Rolling for a red Head
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>>713008105
Bullshit
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>>713008105
>20
Free gfs
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Sure Jan
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>>713011213
Believe the Jews!
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>>713008105
Plz
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whatever
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cool
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>>713011576
>>713008105
Viramundo!
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>>713008105
I defy you, sir.
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Need a side bitch

Dubs for exotic chick
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>>713008105
pls
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>>713008105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
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>>713008105
Plz
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I don't believe you
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>>713008105
ok! posting for a girlfriend!
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>>713008105
Impossibru
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>>713008105
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>>713008105
The odds of this are slim to none but fuck it im lonely
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Eh worth a try
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I really hope so
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>>713008105
k
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>>713008105
hell yeah boi
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I really hope so :(
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Yes
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Holy fuck the amount of replies is higher than a fucking crackhead.
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Hopefully
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SO DOWN
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>>713008105
Come back please MV. <3
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may as well
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pls
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>>713011775
...The jews? Mate, I'd believe satan if he promised I'd have her...
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OP lets try
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so she sleeps 100cm from me and I will get her?
well ok ;)
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>>713008105
i doubt it... but still hope
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i believe
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Sure?
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>>713008105
Haha, no.
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test
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