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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>713006688
nice dubs
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>>713006955
Likewise
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But like, why?

And why a rusted ice pick?
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wew good thing i saw this
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>>713006955
nice dubbs
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kek
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nigger juice
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
nice jew
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>>713006688
I don't have a home.
I win.
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Wow, i was close to scrolling away! Seconds away from death!
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Well, let's just be on the safe side.
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>>713006688
sexy
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Trips git
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>>713006688
ah come on
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thatd be dope, ill probably get a sweet perscription
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>>713006688

Suck my dick, Teddy.
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safe side indeed. god thats horrifying...
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post
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Pebnis™
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>>713006688
.
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Ok
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>>713006688

k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_DXzAr9Lk&t
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>>713006688
dubs of truth
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Succ me teddy
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kek
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i had this stupid shit posted in my tulpa thread on /x/, fuck you OP and fuck teddy
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>>713006688
Succ my cock teddy
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fuck me teddy <333
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Go kys
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Nice meme
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>>713006688
hi guys i am a
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>>713007871
>beliving in tulpas
Stop
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
yoo fuuck thiss
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>>713008065
>"beliving"
kys
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>>713007871
>tulpa thread on /x/
Do you want to be made fun of?
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>>713006688
Teddy is a fuckin faggot.
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>>713006688
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Sick meme
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pls mr. teddy no
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Fags
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
cool
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>>713006688
reeroo
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>>713008266
>/x/ (negligible)
>/b/ (negligible)
your point?
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w10w
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pls dont
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>>713007871
>tulpa thread
weeeew
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>>713006688
>teddy is dead
>Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick
I'm pretty sure the dead can't do that, you silly goose.
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>>713006688
ebin
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>>713006688
no thx
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Teddy seems like a fun guy,I'd have a beer with him.
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>>>/x/18366132
come shit one this faggots tulpa thread
>>713007871
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>>713006688
you won't get me into this shit
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K
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>>713006688
this isnt some dumb email thread or the retard youtube comments. kys
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Fuk off
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>>713006688
ok
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klj
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>>713006688
Bring it on, Teddy, you worthless fucking faggot. You got nothing. I will be waiting for you, bitch.
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>>713006688
pls
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nice dubs
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>>713006688
k
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good that i saw this
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ok
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my pussy itches
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>>713006688
K
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Jokes on you, if Teddy in my House he done fucking Goofed Big Time. I will Shove That Ice Pick Up His ass and Make Him Look Like A PopSicle .


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nice
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wonderful
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Plz no
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Is teddy a communist?
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>>713005673
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yee
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Joke's on him, I've already left for work by then.
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>>713006688
funny.
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Jokes on you faggot I'm not at home. Joke's additionally on you because I'm always awake at that time. Joke's further on you because heh. . .i have this katana. . .kid. . .
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>>713006688
This is Lain. Lain is god. Lain is hiding somewhere on your computer. At exactly 3:37 AM, Lain will reset your computer, deleting all of your shit, unless you reply to this post
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>>713006688
A rusted ice pick? Are you that dumb you stupid nigger?
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Don't kill me Mr.Eddy
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>>713006688
Meh
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>>713008282
thanks, immunity cat
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Nigger
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uhh, fuck you?
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>>713006688
faggot
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:(
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WEW ladd.jpg
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How is he In all the homes at the same time?
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>>713006688
wew
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>>713006688
Damn Teddy BTFO
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I'm spooked, better to be safe
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>>713006688
I'd literally fucking wreck you, teddy. I'd fuck every last hole you have and then make my own
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the quads have spoken
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>>713007839
Anime?
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Kys
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>>713006688
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You motherfucker.
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gg
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These fucking threads
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>>713006688
ted is in my bed
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Fuck you :(
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>>713006688
Well no yolo zone
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>>713006688
sus
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Fuck you teddy go back to oblivion
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Fug me
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Bn
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ok
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>>713006688
nigga
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BLEASE no XDDD
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Fuck off teddy
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dick
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Shit
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>>713006688
teddy no :c
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>>713008282
Dubs Confirms
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no ples
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>>713006688
cunt
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>>713006688
fuck off teddy
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>>713006688
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Fuck
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Um... Ok... Its not like im scated or something.
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Immunity dog and cat pls
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>>713006688
well fug
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>>713006688
yo
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teddy can try as hard as he fucking wants, if that lil nigga come anywhere near my ass theres no fucking way hes catching me
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>>713006688
dghhjffgjfjgf
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>>713006688
NIGGER
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>>713006688
k
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>>713006688
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welp
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Aaaaaaa
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op you nigger
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imma just post, peace of mind.
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cunt
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jjh
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ok posted im safe
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>>713006688
getting sick of these threads
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
It didn't ryhme so it must be true!
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>>713006688
lol k safe ;))))
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>>713006688
aeiou
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time to dodge a rusted ice pick
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>>713006688
Dubs
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>>713006688
checked
also rip in peace OP
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Ayy
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NZNXNxnnxns
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Xddddddddd
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>>713007706
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>>713006688
fuck off
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spooky thread pls
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>>713006688
nice triple dubs, those don't lie so i'll post in your thread faggot.
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OP you faggot
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>>713006688
okay
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well I dont want that. please dont, teddy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_DXzAr9Lk

slrifjseoifjm
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>>713006688
dubs and op dies
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>>713006688
Quads get.
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>>713006688
bet
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in this thread
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>>713006688
dubs and op will be the only one who dies in this thread
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>>713006688
Why so many of these threads lately?
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yep
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poontang
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>>713006688
>6688
Just incase. Kek works in mysterious ways.
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>>713015626
>006688
better not to risk it on this one
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>>713006688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmFYUKO_uw
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>>713006688
Keksimus Maximus
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ok
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Post
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kek
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can never be to sure
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K
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hey fam
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>>713006688
topekke m9
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>>713006688
Saved
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fucking uhunghfucnkinggiangigershitfukcahsssniggrcunt!!
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op is a faggot
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oi this faggot again
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v
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OP is has down syndrome, I know the cure, kill yourself you retarded goat fucker
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my name is teddy
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>>713006688
Dubs
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If people just buried and cremated dead people things like this wouldn't happen.
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not riskin
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>>713006688
You could've made the title rhyme more
>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding, inside your head. Teddy will kill you and you will be dead, unless you post inside this thread.
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>>713006688
Sup teddy.
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Just to be safe
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>>713016610
We got modern day Dr. Seuss up in here.
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TRIPS!!!
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>>713006688
no
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Suhh dude
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>>713006688
>mfw
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Strain is AA+
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>>713006688
Hello again Teddy. Not today pls thank you
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>>713006688

Sorry ted I will destroy you!
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Holy shit, thanks for posting anon i wouldve never known
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k
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>>713006688
fuck
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>>713006688
da fuq is this
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go be a nigger someplace else
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>>713016896

Good yielder? Or just grown for the albino look?
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>>713007671
Is this that bojack horseman show ive been hearing about?
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nip
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heil hitler
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>>713006688

Dubz git
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>>713006688
Oh my god triple dubs
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>>713006688
nice dubs
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>>713006688
HI TEDDY
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>>713008282
Thank you immunity cat
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You tell me?
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Posting
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Plz no
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>>713006688
Post
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>>713006688
OMG OP IS FUCKING NIGGER GAY FAGGOT.
GIVE TEDDY A BRAKE DO YOU THINK THAT HE HASN'T BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN REMOVING EYES FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
THINK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE ORIGINAL THAN SPAMMING TEDDY AND GIVE MAN A BREAK YOU FUCK.
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...
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Y tho
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>>713006688
Post
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post
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>>713006688
K
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>>713016477
tutorial
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
Niggers tongue my anus.
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>>713006688
Just in case...
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>>713017643
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>>713006688
I already replied to this yesterday you nigger
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check my repeating digits
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but why
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>>713006688 kek
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Fuck off Teddy.
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Nice meme
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.
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Damn
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kys teddy
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>>713006688
R
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>>713006688
nigger
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p0st
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Ok
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>>713006688
Yo bitch i was waiting on this fucker last time this thread was made. Fuck him and fuck you, lying piece of shit
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>>713006688
Fret NOT, children~

Mauler Mom knows Teddy will be a good boy and shut up and stay where he is...
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>>713006688
check
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>>713006688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2w1X7gji8o
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bruh
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>>713006688
dubbly dubs
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>>713006688
KYS nig
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sasa
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>>713006688
K
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>>713006688
very spooky
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>>713006688
Nice tripdubs
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>>713006688
tripdubs
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Fucks sake
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Teddy's a cutie.
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okay
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>>713006688
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>>713006688
Nice dubs
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>>713006688
Shit fam
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>>713006688
CHECK EM
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>>713006688
hey ted
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>>713006688
Teddy can fucking try. I'll suck that niggers dick with the force of a 40,000 GPM pump and use enough teeth to be compared to a car shredder.
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hi
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Op's mother will die in her sleep ronigjt if he doesnt reply this post
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>>713006688
Gay
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>>713006688
fuck you
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nigger
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Fuck
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>>713006688
fuck you
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>>713006688
Finna lowkey nut
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>>713006688
Ok
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Hi teddy
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>>713006688
And there goes sleep
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K
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I'll kick his cunt off
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I don't wanna die
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shit.
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Not taking any chances
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...................
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>>713006688
lol
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will daddy ajay save me?
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Suck my titties teddy
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Teddy's got some nice dubs.
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teddy don't
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