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new ylyl
>>712990206
posting before banana scum show up
>>712990323
Wondering how I lost to that...
>>712990206
https://youtu.be/GiVW6GJhaZc
>>712990786
I only know the Goyim Godess parody of this song.
Very weird to hear it with right wing words in it.
>>712990926
https://youtu.be/b2zxL8FW7t0
>>712990866
lol, not even the same bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh1ZVdeA3WE
>>712990962
lost
>>712991262
>no reddit?
it hurts
>>712990485
It was a pretty simple visual gag. Reasonably funny. Better than 99% of the garbage you see on /b/.
>>712990456
Dat filename brings back memories
>>712990206
Tortoises do not live in the water, but they can swim.
Source: Local ones fall in the goldfish pond in my yard from time to time. When I see them swimming in there, I go get them pit.
>>712991007
https://youtu.be/GiVW6GJhaZc
>>712991578
>>712991493
>>712991408
every time
>>712990866
hilarious
now enjoy your ban
>>712991396
>>712991493
>>712991578
Yep here it is. Here are the fucking bananas. We were all having a good time and then theese guys show up.Posting their stupid cancerous repetatice shit with the only hope that they ruin someone else's fun. How fucking original.
I hope you are fucking happy. Like I really hope that doing this brings you true happines. Otherwise you must be living a dreadfull life.
>>712990417
wowee he really got him there!
>>712991705
This is you
>>712990282
Wurtnurse muhh
>>712990730
>>712991870
oh you actually find banans funny? You know if I wanted 9gag humour I could go to 9gag.
Jesus fuck you sicken me.
>>712992028
>>712991992
>>712991960
>>712992066
Omg lul can i save imige??
>>712990891
being from the cleveland area, i can confirm that these are a time honored classic
https://youtu.be/GiVW6GJhaZc
>>712991465
Lost hard
>>712991649
Fuck.
Nigger this thread is fucking retarded, I laughed harder at the adverts, you're getting beaten by Moot whoring us.
>>712992364
>>712992382
>>712992404
I let this happen.
>>712991456
>It was a pretty simple visual gag.
>was a pretty simple visual gag.
>a pretty simple visual gag.
>pretty simple visual gag.
>simple visual gag.
>visual gag.
>gag.
9gag
>>712991649
fuck you
>>712991339
The sad thing is this was written by a 14 year old white kid
>>712990312
ESE ES MI GENERAL! VIVA CHILE!
i love when people use memes with our general Pinochet RIP. Fuck USA they are in debt with our country.
>>712992970
https://youtu.be/GiVW6GJhaZc
>First black family had no dad
>Men are evolved women
>>712992859
>>712992423
fuck off both of you
>>712991290
I don't know why i lost here
>>712991960
Too soon
>>712993264
god damn it
>>712991290
is 9gag down or something?
>>712993097
what is this gay weaboo shit? whats next? furrys?
Looking for the wikihow picture with the weird dog on it. If anyone could post it that would be nice
>>712991649
jokes on you i got immunity dog saved on my computer
>>712991262
dylan klebold
>>712994021
>>712994021
>>712994021
>>712994021
>>712994021
>>712991465
Holy shit, my friend drew that shit. Even watched as he did it.
>>712994947
>>712994947
>>712994947
>>712994947
>>712994947
>>712994947
>>712991703
why would he get banned for that?
damn now it thinks my posts are spam :/
>>712991927
the absolute madman
>>712991643
>>712991465
Bruh wtf is this. Lost.
>>712991714
Why do you tards save stuff in png format? Are you just too retarded to know how to covert it to jpg? Or you don't mind every image being about 50kb larger for no fucking good reason?
>>712991649
ass
>>712990206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTW-ARkjhHg
>>712991927
That's actually his security guy putting down the hinged crucifix on his hat so he can safely enter the vehicle without needing to take the hat off in public. Sorry to spoil it for you if you thought he was being subversive.
>>712990962
damn it
>>712991808
Lost
>>712991960
too soon
>>712990539
Ahahahahaha
>>712996141
I would have never guessed!! Wow thank you!!
>>712995565
wtf is this supposed to be?
>>712992970
Suck the pichula. With respect.
>>712991714
PNG is better in this case asshole
>>712997630
Oops, meant for
>>712995886
>>712996141
>>712996141
actually the humor is to be found in the fact that someone engineered a hinged crucifix.
Sorry to unedge you.
>>712991649
nope
>>712996338
>Jezebel
So they use the name of an evil blaspheming queen who killed the prophets of God and encouraged the worship of Baal in ancient Israel, and even an entire demon "race" is named after her
Liberal thought in a nutshell I guess...
>>712990784
kek
>>712995886
I just dont care about 50kb. I cant see any reason for spending just one second of my time converting pictures
>>712992548
Wow you're pretty autistic
>>712990323
this is shit tier, why am i laughing?
>>712993264
Mfw every low income person I have on FB believes anything written on a fucking picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6ngE8_KoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPcC_1jkgNk&t=19s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Ps3tnOgTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEL8uelp9D4&t=33s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s-FPTxwfNg ,
>>712990206
tortoise can swim fucktard, mine can
>>712996380
>>712996141
Reminds me of the folding hood ornaments on semi-expensive cars. Lol.
>>712997689
That's not really funny. It's practical.
>>712999111
nice get faggot
>>712999250
Good old fashioned nightmare fuel. Haven't seen goofy dude in a while.
>>712993264
My sides.
>>712990282
he watched too much madmax
>>713000353
Mad max the sequel: Mercury poisoning
>>712991703
>>712991703
newfag spotted
>>713000783
cant find source
>>712991649
kys
>>712990616
>)
Is it just me or is this nig missing its bottom lip?
>>712991649
Saved
>>712991927
where do these bodyguards receive training? what really qualifies them for the position?
>>712993827
hello summerfag
>>712991649
fhgfgf
>>712991649
fucking fag
>>712999111
What. The. Fuck
>>713001121
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_5
>>713002805
thank you Sir
youtube.com/watch?v=sbLbT5lTr8Q
>>712999777
Double trips fucking checked Jesus Christ
>>712990539
that's fucking brilliant.
>>712991703
Fucking newfag.
>>712991649
Lost
>>712990484
lost
>>712990282
Witnessed
>>712990866
Oh man, i'm so proud of this guy... This happened in Brasilia, Brazil. He showed his dick, pissed everywhere in a feminist parade
The real huehue
>>712994466
triple dubs goddammit
>>713001776
it's just a stuid face he's making ayo
>>712991339
>all capslock
>ghetto wannabie talk
>laughing on random girl for something that's not that bad tbh.
>unnecessary "bitch" and "hoe" all the time to sound funny.
>way too long
0/10, kys.
>>712990962
fuck, every time
>>712991649
POKCY
fresh, orginal OC content right here
>>712996313
YHJRF
>>712992948
Yes, america has been very nigrified.
Americans probably don't even notice HOW MUCH they are copying niggers: talking, walking, clothes.
But it really hit my eye when I traveled it.
Even 100 years ago Carl Jung took a note of it: how much white americans resembled negroes in their behaviour.
And now it's much worse.
It's a shame to see an essentially european white country turning into an african shit hole.
But then again, Europe itself has turned into an african shithole.
Thanks to the lefties.
>>712993264
Fuck fuck fuck
>>712993264
Fuck me sideways and call me Sally, that is some next level retardation. Fuck yeah, I lost.
>>712991649
...
>>712998303
I'm actually impressed.
>>712998750
Lost to this
>>712999777
Is it scripture or some shit that prevents the dude from taking the hat off?
>>712991132
That man knows how to live life.
>>712997434
fuck bananas
I like bees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2eio3lDfcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgZI4ZISak&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Jwd8apmkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKAZVuz2VM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX0OS93v--c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_nt3V7ChmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjFDCYv5eI
>>712990539
if someone did this to my car I would've beaten the property owner to death! and then sued him for every penny he has!
fuckin Drump mongolids!
>>712990406
this fucking mission
>God Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUA7fFxsswQ
>Sub God Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoYOPg5GLQ
>Okay Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2AiuNEQ6WA
>Trump Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfZE2bYfTo
>Bonus Tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7q6H-ZuIY4
>>713006691
>if someone did this to my car I would've beaten the property owner to death! and then sued him for every penny he has!
lmao no you wouldn't.
you'd post on social media about it and do a lot of bitching and moaning.
you moaning bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVMU_onvKeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GNisz3Chw0
>>712990350
Please dont post this ever again
>>712999111
>GET
>>712990417
kek
>>712991649
Fucker
>>712991649
nigger
>>712991671
shit i lol'd
>>712998807
kek
>>713006691
yeah then you'd go to jail for destroying his property, trespassing on his lawn, and assaulting the victim. Do you have any idea how the legal system works? You'd be lucky to get off with just flat tires as the consequence of your stupidity.
>>712991649
,,,,
>>712996380
faggot
>>713003942
t. white knight
>>713002256
niggerfaggot
>>713007966
boobytrapping is actually illegal so you can get the owner in trouble without breaking the law.
>>712991649
>>712991808
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Jesus.
>>713006691
lol yeah and lost the case and lost even more money fucking cunts
>>712990497
Oh fuck best burn I've ever seen
>>712990282
To Valhalla!!
>>712990497
Make sure you ask what gender the worker actually is.
Because, you know... you can't just assume that shit.
>>713006943
Do something bitch
>>713006691
Shut up now that he is president you get the fuck out
>>713001979
the army almost invariably
>>712991465
fucking kek'd
>>712990784
hahahah I am laughing out lout at this one
>>712996338
Could this faggot be any more of a fucking stereotype?
>>712991649
Fack.
>>712991649
fuck you
>>712991132
So when my biker friend talked about riding hogs, I thought that was a euphemism for a motorcycle.
>>712991465
I lose to this every time. I just never fucking expect it.
>>712990282
shiny and chromeeeee!!!
>>713008326
God damn it
>>712991671
He kicked the sand...
HE KICKED THE FUCKING SAND!
>>712991912
Sit down, we need to talk about that little watermark at the bottom of the image.
>>713008655
it's not booby trapping on private property. You can leave boards of nails all over your property, On the sidewalk, the street, or any public place is a different story; but this is someones front lawn and the only reason he got fucked was for driving on someones private property. The fact that trump signs were near the nails doesn't in any way make the property owner liable. The location of the trump signs wouldn't even be considered evidence related to the case. The driver was way off the road. The court may even press that the driver must have been intoxicated to veer that far off the road. If you mowed down the mans mailbox and the nails holding the box down or the shrapnel from the crushed box popped your tires; you really think you could press charges. You're seriously fucking retarded.
>>712990539
topkek
>>712990406
underrated post
>>713006691
haha :)
>>712996380
Nigger.
>>712991465
lost
>>713008655
Correct. Even if the person trespasses, here's how the legal dance would occur:
Person A sues Person B for boobytrapping and harm to property, person B countersues person A for trespassing.
Person B would face criminal charges from the state, as boobytrapping is a felony.
>>713007075
"I will fuck your face"
>>713009849
False. You can leave nails in boards, but construction and application of a trap intended to cause harm is still illegal on private property.
look at me im contributing
https://youtu.be/IdR5fML2Mlc
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https://youtu.be/vhywCtFeT2U
https://youtu.be/mVxvSdhzZIw
https://youtu.be/uz8WXO-aYb0
https://youtu.be/HCrzblWEUkQ
https://youtu.be/9bAwl0HzknU
>>713002256
Nigger.
>>713008496
Every fucking time.
>>712995051
He meant "ban" as short for "banana"
>>712994932
lmaoing @ some kid told to death by a white kid who died doing what he loved
>>713008655
But nobody gives a fuck about libtard vandals.
https://youtu.be/OznEGmZBhX4
https://youtu.be/WVKC0egDBpk
https://youtu.be/hkW2EocBvzs
>>712991465
FUCKING REGIULAR WIPING PEASEANTS
GLORIOUS PULL WIPING MASTER RACE
>>713007075
"I will rock your world"
