Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread.
55 get
I like musky bread
>>712972366
nigga get lit
MOMS SPAGHETTI
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Get
Nigger Nigger chicken dinner
nah
how do activate your almonds?
fuck that noise
i have sex with boys
licking assholes and nutsacks
even using toys
Mercaptoundecanoicacid
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
im a fag
I did not hit her it is not true it is bullshit I did not
deoxyribonucleicacid
cum
fuck slim shady
MY WEED GUY SAID THAT HE GOT THA WEED. BUT HE AINT SAYIN NOTHIN NOW!
contemplating
your mama fornicating
masturbating
while eating bacon
Choline acetyltransferase
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
>>712973355
oh shit
BLACKEST NIGGER
>>712973355
delivar
>>712973355
>>712973355
this is what you get
kim jong un lickin on my nutsack
>>712973355
DONT BE A PUSSY AND DO IT!
I wish I was a woman so I could be a stupid dyke.
>>712973355
YYEEEES
>>712971931
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake
>>712973355
Sorry can't deliver right now
Rock her like a boat, grab her by the throat.
>>712973559
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712973355
YES BOI
>>712973355
do it faggot
Orange silver
>>712971931
bionicle
cylindrical
chemical
axolotl
pepsi max
pepsi next
cherry pepsi
crystal pepsi
pepsi
>>712973680
Fuck off, Randy Bobandy
cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
roll
va jay jay
This goes out to all the other 4chan rappers
Hack shitposters and wack aspie fappers
cause I'm not a rapper I just dab in the rapping matter
matter of fact I'll kill your rat for the chit chatter I've been hearing in the attic
panic at the disco
I eat crisco on nabisco oreos
You bore me hoes
Adore me hoes
Scorch the earth with nothing but a drawer of clothes
Dude I dunno lmao I can't rap
Stupid nigger
Op wishes his dick was bigger
I have much class
Shoving gold hamsters up my ass
I play with little boys
Sometimes I like using big toys
cherry coke coke zero coke classic new coke vanilla coke cocacola
>>712971931
i want to die
i dont fuckin lie
i hope it comes soon
as soon as it hits noon
My name is jafar
I come form afar
i live in qatar
i work in a bar
theres a bomb in my car
allahu akbar
nigger nigger nigger nigger chavo es nieces nigger
>>712971931
mommy
>>712971931
lickety splat im a faggot
ball hard with a hard ball in my mouth
im the wu tang of retardedness
my retard is my aunt in this
huh
yeah
one take
im a lyrical miracle individual spiritual
skippin n dippin n flippin n skippin n dippin
one take
you only get one moms spaghetti my friend
can you be my friend
the rap is over
can you be my friend
can you be my friend
american pie the movie
coming to theatres near you
summer 2001
september 11th
dont miss
the american pie party
hosted at the top of the world trade center
dont be late!
hip hop at its finest
bmm tss
yo tell me where the wine is
i loike eggplants
where are you eggman
>>712973355
You done fucked up now deliver
aw yeh ima nig ger with a 55 dubs
real hip hop real hip hop
another dubs plz
>>712974550
better deliver faggot
I bet you 5 grams of hash anon won't deliver
rollin
>>712971931
fucking mudslimes be sucking on my pipe..bitches be worse than kikes wait a mintue op IT WAS YOU
*hums intro to jump by Van Halen*
>>712973161
>>712973161
If you have to go with chemistry stuff, at least go with something more complicated like imidazolidinone.
>>712974992
fuck, you got that stuck in my head now faggot.
dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuun dun dun dun dun
nigger
Anon arleady rolled 55 you cucks
rollin
I'm rollin' for the rappin'
>>712975158
but he said he couldn't deliver
>>712975267
in that case, re-rollin
how about trips has to rap
will one of you niggers rap already?
>>712975648
poster below me must rap
>>712973680
Fuck off Randy
>>712972534
This, is actually bullshit.
Not true at all.
>>712975916
It's the fucking truth dude,read up on facts before shitting your opinions.
ASsalam-0-Aalaikum Br0ther
Here I c0m3 with an0ther
Halal a$ fuck, LIT as fucc
rap ThaT's TighTer Th@n y0ur moTher
n0 fucker can top my RATHER
h1Gh lev3l rhym3s f0r a sand negur
@ll Oth3r m0th3r F0kers Will s000n disc0ver
th@at I wa$ inFact an UNDERCOVER
cop W0rkInG f0r soMe raTher CutTer
UpPer Cl@sS S0utHern ASS
Gas tHe kiKes fuck you mike
Lordy is gay fagg0t guys
Glenn dies
>>712975866
frig off mr lahey
>>712972534
This reminds me of something big D Att dog would say, am i correct?
>>712975994
Mr Lahey, you're drunk again, you said you were off the liquor
hello
>>712976309
>>712971931
At least post a real rapper tho...
Ra the rugged man got fucked by black cock for a career long before feminem.
hitler did nothing wrong
>>712976424
Hello captain obvious.
>>712976424
>>712976502
watch yourself on that edge kids
Tfw got passed up for district attorney
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
55 will have hell to pay
>>712976624
wtf is a district attorney?
>inb4 retarded
rollling
>>712976750
reroll
>>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing, khumra obeying, kapparot sacrificing, sheitel wrapping jew gf
>>712976717
You ever watch like a single episode of literally ANY cop show?
>>712973355
Fucking do it you little bitch
*scream from Angel Of Death*
>>712976883
probably in the past desu
>>712976888
you do it tripfag
>>712973236
oh, hai Mark
Sadly, in current times of postmodernism and sarcastic self-deprivation, a sense of purpose and genuine self respect got lost on a whole generation. The easy pursue of pleasure is a now all-dominating punchline. It is really hard, not to take up on an offer of irresponsibility and immediate, never ending gratification of desire. Although tempting this is a false narrative, a pitfall that will leave you in a void of great sadness. This way of thinking is especially daring because it is sold to you through societal norm. To resist this toxic way of life you have to take yourself seriously and trust your own judgement. Lead the life that you think is best for you. I am regretful of all the times I've let society dictate my decisions instead of trusting myself in knowing what is best for me and what to do. Take a leap of faith in yourself and don't be a sucker
>>712977070
seconded
>>712977155
OH OH OH OH OH
>>712977155
ANOTHER 55
>>712977070
Does it fucking look like I rolled 55, singles faggot?
>>712977155
boom
>>712977155
y'all motherfuckers think imma rap for yo bitch asses, get the fuck outta here
>>712977325
egg
>>712971931
55 get but wont do
>>712977325
you're a faggot
>>712977325
Worst faggot of all time
>>712971931
rolling for a 55 deer god
>>712977325
fucking FAGGOT, tripfag, you rap instead
>>712971931
nislut
/thread
Uh fucking niggers
All jews must die!!!!
>>712976387
what a faggot shit mate
>>712977544
>>712977477
>>712977155
>>712976888
>>712976566
>>712975866
>>712975100
>>712973466
>>712973433
>>712973355
>>712973311
>>712973266
>>712972366
We on a roll here faggots
>>712977325
lol what a pussy
I don't need COD I was in the Army. by the way, coders and programmers wrote COD. Being a government level IT professional specializing in digital forensics, cryptography, cyber security and ethical hacking I know firsthand just how important coding is, not only for the ID 10 T platoon who likes to play COD but also for real military and government operations. Seriously, are you twelve or something?
>>712971931
yeshiva
>>712977921
Oh dear, that really hurt my feelings anon :( strangers on the internet can be so mean :(:( :( the fuck outta here you little 12 year old
>>712973680
FRig off randy
55 pls no get.
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
55 get
roll
Rolling for 55
>>712978468
Fucking fail, faggot
roll
>>712978125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kvFZ8wC5Ai
>>712978911
The dubbs speak truth.
>>712978911
Fucking Rekt him, m8
Not rolling for a 55
>>712978125
I fucking branded a swastika on my hand yesterday for a thread and you won't even rap. I have a fucking clit bigger than your balls.
>>712978911
Lol. Nice
Jegf
>>712979642
Pic of the hand?
>>712973671
>>712979748
Shit camera, phone sucks. Here you go.
>>712979876
Nice job
Imma deaf lol
Roll for the raplord
Troll for the traplord
>>712971931
Eating ass man that shit was cash
Stroll for the straplord
>>712972534
http://www.livescience.com/528-scientists-finally-figure-bees-fly.html
55 get
54 get
>>712981954
>>712981954
i am optimus prime gunna spit some rhymes
FUCK THE JEWS
>>712981954
>>712981954
I know I might blew it up, but I gotta try the trick again.
78 get
I am the kid you know what I mean.
66 get
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
PLEASE ANAL FUCK MY WIFE
rolling for glory
>>712982818
>>712982921
>>712981724
>>712981954
Faggots, get the fuck out
pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
>>712982878
>>712982818
Jesus fuck.
I have fever, a fever for cowbell. Give it to me.
>>712982878
Keep going hoola hup.
65 get
rollin
I am a Super Saiyan. I am better than you.
Rollen for trips
I'll rap if Lordy says my name
rollan
shieeeeeeeeeeeet
end me
