So, years back we ran a moderately successful invasion of the strategy game 'tribalwars', where we messed shit up for a lot of people. We had hundreds of players, and e had some great fun and banter.
Let's do this again.
1)Go to tribalwars2.net
2)Make your account
3)Post your username ITT. Make sure it isn't anything really offensive or the faggy mods could ban you. YOU WILL BE INVITED TO A GIANT TRIBE
4)Follow the tutorial.
The great thing about this game is that you can , once you build your academy, take other players villages.As you can imagine, the trolliness is epic. People put months into their villages and you take them out of the game and send them bait-mail. It's also pretty fun.
INITITALLY WE WILL HAVE TO CREATE ADDITIONAL TRIBES BUT WE CAN SHARE FORUMS BETWEEN TRIBES.
PLAY INTERNATIONAL VERSION (ENGLISH VERSION)
REALM IS WINTERSTEIN
START SOUTH EAST.
If you dont get realm option when you first login, log out and select winterstein.
LET'S GET PEOPLE RAGING!! AND ALSO STATE USERNAME HERE FOR TRIBE INVITE
reminder to start in south east
bump wills it
SOUTH EAST. WINTERSTEIN.
GOD WILLS IT. DEUS VULT!
bump
Reminder that there are 4 official tribes of 4chan: /b/, pol, lul and tug. It doesn't matter which one you join
>>712960616
Pic related in a few hours.
akari bump
bump for potential
Get in for the war tonight!
bump for mustering the populace
Southeast
MemeCrusher
>>712961260
Invited
>>712961206
DESU
Bamp
BUMPING FOR THE COMMONWEALTH
DeadBlackUDB
Slav Slavinsky
Near SomeWanderer
The bulk of us are still under new village protection so the war has barely begun yet, perfect time to jump in you aren't too late to start
Need to max out the player limits on every tribe
JOIN NOW
PURGE THE WEAK
>>712961736
Are you sure you're on the right server?
>>712961744
Invited
username
dirt777
How many people are in the tribe now
Can we get something like this for Ark Survival Evolved too?
Reminder you have to select international english version at the top of the page to get on (((Winterstein)))
>>712961923
Around 300. Join the great empire of the commonwealth.
>>712961972
Split into 4 tribes currently cuz of max player limits on tribes
>>712961819
even if you can't openly participate in war, you can still drop friends some support defenders, especially if you're decently far off from any front lines
>>712961972
ok deal
Jamayy
224+ MEMBER ALLIANCE
JOIN NOW
DEUS VULT
ign: Oidoltaert
Tutorial for the newfags to the game (which is most of you, including myself yesterday)
Easy to learn, i started yesterday not knowing wtf i was doing, to today, its pretty fun once you get the hang of it.
1. Try to do objectives that get quests completed, they give rewards like resources which makes leveling super easy.
- The quests dont end, but to cycle through new ones, you gotta finish the ones they give you. It's worth it.
2. When you first start, you are placed in a noobie zone, off in the edge of the map. Everyone there is also new, so everyone has the 4 day protection. More than likely, you are placed around with other /b/ros. You have your own province, (check your village info to see what the province is called) coordinate with your tribe or allied tribes in your area.
3. Constantly attack barbarian villages for resources. You dont lose any units, unless they have a wall, so just send 15-20 spearman on barbarian villages. (make sure they are in your province, otherwise theres some kind of debuff for attacking in other provinces.) ((dont think about attacking other provinces until you got a pally and your statue is a high enough level to remove the debuff))
4. Focus on upgrading buildings at first, resource buildings, and if you are starting to run out of Provisions, upgrade the farm. Provisions are needed to make more units and upgrade buildings. Unlike resources, provisions dont increase over time. Only by upgrading farm. Think of them as houses in age of empires if you ever played that game.
In 4 days approximately, we will go to war. First by eliminating people not in our tribes. Either focus on attack (axeman, light calv) or defense (spearman, swordsman). Depending if you are surrounded by enemies or allies, should you pick the best decision you feel is necessary. If you get a good spot where you are near allies, focus on attack. Once the enemy attacks our allies, we can send support units to their village for defense.
Hope this helps.
>>712962755
Whats your IGN?
bamp
weenbobeen
ign - DrowNza
Username
Bewen
random image bump from my fap-folder
bumpity
>>712963080
Make sure you make your account on English international.
if you have any questions, feel free to ask
Bump for the commonwealth!
Bamp
another random image
>yfw we all launch a crusade on a single village
>>712964150
>>712964186
post moarr
Djkeemstar
Username is TwoInTheGoo
>>712961925
I agree with this.
RageKEK
Lf invite ign is DesuVult
Invite please
ign= DjKeemstar
>>712964862
we're full, leaders gotta make some space, wait a min
>>712964959
no worries, send a friendrequest incase the thread dies before hand?
Oh we raided this game sometime last year. Was a good few months.
Our clan 'The Reich'
People got mad.
>>712965426
Ended up being one of the top 2 clans at some point too.
Ingame name: Keksimus
>>712960616
Name : Qael
this is from yesterday
swat3
Bump!!
butwhyevenbother
>>712964273
more of that girl? sorry for being so late
>>712966274
It's duce, from the GIRLSundPAnzer anime
>mfw just eclared war on normies
>>712966153
you faggots gonna inv or?
>>712966274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712966785
give us a sec
>>712965645
QUEBECOIS
idk if I am in right world:
Pizza Margherita
Needs moar /b/tards
>>712960616
Praise kek - justice will be swift. Our cause is just
What tribes are from 4chan?
>>712967021
ign not found, fam
>>712967021
wrong server/realm, be sure to check it's Winterstein in the international server
>>712967281
found the Yak spy
>>712960616
Name is dasitmane
>>712967286
>>712967301
It's a meme you dips
Das fuhrer was banned yesterday
>>712967281
/b/ - lulzsec - Make america great again - Grab them by the province
OK I'm in, invite me to a tribe or whatever
User: Profit
invite Zalgo Mazatlan
>>712964642
you ended up in my prov
Bampin
>>712960616
MrRustles
lol
Username
speedloader
username:
speedloader
>>712967962
muh nigga, we are neighbors
ing - InTheSheets
southeast
>>712968167
which are you?
>>712968300
MrRustles
Bumping for freedom of expression
invite DarkPinoys
Southeast
anouseymoose
Invite pl0x
Add me
MakeDesuGreatAgain
Village: Desu Kingdom
Someone gonna add me
Profit
>>712960616
mememan420
Name: MayMayslayer
southeast
hajkida
Username: Keksimus Maximinus
add me fuckers
>>712960616
MAGAMAGA
>>712969039
Keksimus here. we're neigbours dude
>>712960616
Also my village name is Village Of Pepe
DESU VULT
PURGE UNDESU
what is the tribe called?
add channelkek
>>712969516
There are 4
I accidently made my village at a random position. How do i undo it?
>>712969766
new account
>>712969766
that's normal, it picks your exact position for you, you can only pick the vague part of the map you go in
we're all situated southeast section
>>712969364
>>712969208
>>712969134
>>712969045
>>712969039
>>712968942
>>712968671
>>712968248
>>712967962
>>712967668
invited
cut us some slack, we're trying to purge the inactives
>>712969818
No I selected random instead of SE
Username: -Fate-
>>712960616
Shit I went to the first game and not the second one.
>>712969892
oh
you dun fukt up then
delete account time and restart
bumping for Global Thermonuclear war.
>>712970016
Wtf when i use the app i dont even get the option to select where i wanna start
>>712960616
Analhuffer . Reporting in
>>712970296
I guess don't use the app then, m8?
Or just be content with where you start.
>>712969851
Inv me too: dasitmane
>>712970296
yes you can
create account via email and change server on phone under the language section
it worked for me
>>712970314
You'll get the banhammer with that nick
>>712970471
Whatever created acc in web and now playing on app worked.
Add "moot did nothing wrong"
>>712970595
Yea i can select realm but not direction. But whatever i did it now
>>712960616
Alright add mememan420 tribe name is Tribe Of Memes
mokesweedevrytim here, add me pl0x
>>712970526
not a recruiter, sorry
I'll fingerfuck them on Discord to notify them tho
SpecialToaster
sutman here pls invite
>>712970734
You are my neighbour ;)
killerwhale47
>>712960616
Flausch reporting in. Invite me fags.
>>712970859
Name?
CuteLoli
>>712970864
>>712970847
>>712970775
>>712970734
>>712970718
>>712970526
>>712970627
>>712970526
>>712969918
>>712970691
>>712970932
>>712971051
recruiters notified, please stand by
yeah, I read wrong your post, a common problem is newfags fucking up with the server
my bad dawg
Faggots, the landlord summons us! ttps://discord.gg/pRENtd3 RALLY NOW!
>>712971215
second line meant for >>712970691
>>712969851
I still haven't actually been invited
Profit
Magic Potato
MAGAlicious
>>712971253
Like I said I'm not a recruiter, all I can do is fingerfuck those guys on Discord hoping they purge the inactives and send you an invite
doutforharambe - I've really missed this shit...
>>712962171
>Grab them by the province
Fucking kek
Dr.Deletus reporting in
Name: OsamaBinClinton
Dr.DrillaryCliton
>>712971630
Sup neighbour
>>712967173
did you attack that 9gag fag? he's pretty close to me, I might use him as farm/keep him low too
>>712971918
annihilate your fetus?
I remember when this exact same idea went down with Travian like 1.5/2 years ago. We all got banned (group of 10+ people) within a week. Shit was cash
IGN: Prospekt
this reminds me back when in WoW there used to be faction raids of like 300 alliance swooning into orgrimmar and dominating so I'm pumped
>>712972663
well, we're actively harassing other players too
we even had some dyke get banned for openly insulting us and our (((diversity)))
10/10
>>712960616
Feelthekek is my nickname invite pls
add NitzSan
Everyone around me already got invited..
Invite: Moot did nothing wrong
>>712973119
Nice. We kinda fucked up by all getting a similar name. I forgot what it was, but the first part of our names were all the same and then one guy made two accounts resulting in getting all of us banned as they thought we were all one and the same person.
It was pretty fun while it lasted.
>>712973399
check'd and kek'd
>>712973279
give me a break, I'm doing all I can to get you guys in
Everyone should be invited now
RonaldTrump
inv me
>>712960616
PraiseDesu is my name invite me fag
Can somone tell me where to find the english apk for Android
>>712973922
just download the nigger play store one and change the server from the language section
You're looking for the international one
>>712973922
app store ?
>>712973642
I didn't, my names killerwhale47
add me my name is lilqueef
Name is MarkDuggan
PepeTFrog
It's the 4th reich!
Bump for interest
Trumpuntle
played the first one and second one under the name Laddeus I think, things got busy so I stopped playing.Had good times tho
Unchosenone
username: Kekolyte
I whipped up a quick forum for this, I'll configure it and get a theme in a little bit
kekwars.tk is the url, feel free to use it
fscowboy21
If you like threads like these and want to help us bring the good old /b/ back, you should join us in:
>>712966724
Username: qerwtr546
Username: TheDesertFox
Username: Top Kek
ChristineChandler
Northeast
>>712960616
The village of desu vult stands ready.
mandingo hugh mungus
Username: AssProShops
IGN NigelFarage
name: ismellshi
>>712976586
remake name, the mods are normies and ban for swearing in names and in game if someone reports
>>712960616
Lol my old account is still active from the first raid, My username is still taiqu
Name: SchlomoKekelsberg
So, what's the tribe?
Name: IndominusKEK
Waiting for recruiters to come online
Turns out since I used google to register, I couldn't use international. New username is itsnotqwerty
username: Socks Cousteau
>>712976863
>tfw you might get b& because some other guy had the same idea as you
name: pikto123
Knight of Kek reporting in. South East.
Pepe's Landing new village, no idea how this shit works, but looks fun.
>>712960616
Username:
Neggerkek
taiqu
>>712960616
4chansentmecosimgay is ma name and tribalwars2 is a shitty game
>>712960616
atavernia
Inv thedeergod
>>712960616
add TanknBones
Still waiting
Name is Top Kek
>>712960616
Havoc Harambe
Add for luls
>>712960616
add Lord Wilders
All the provinces are full
add me, i'm sadfag
I'm Stahlkopf
Tribe is currently full, just play until we level it up and then we'll be able to recruit more people.
Man they just give the first buildings away, this is going to be ez.
Also, get me in the damn tribe!
Taiqu (937588)
the real and only way of winning in tw2 is quitting last... after like 6 month only ~100 people are still active
Since the main tribes are full should we start a new one?
woof woof niggers join this shit
I guess I'll join in.
ReichMeister
Add me faggots
Havoc Harambe
Bump
>>712979298
HELL YEA NIGGER
LETS CUCK THESE KIKES
>>712977870
You're on the wrong server lad.
I made one. Send Invite
NerevarineVivec
Name is itsnotqwerty
Still waiting for that invite
>>712960616
was originally against it but fuck it. Add me, Kekthealmighty
>>712979832
>>712979808
>>712979753
I think Op has left. He's a faggot.
Still waiting
Username - NigelFarage
Village names - Brexit and Kexit
>>712979925
aw fuck really. goddamnit.
How do I join winterstein? It's not on my world list only have world 78,80,86,87,88,89,90 and HP
>>712979925
OP'S tribe is full he didn't bother telling the thread
Did someone make a tribe named TheHedgeHogs?? Making sure I'm not joining some rando.
usernam: thomasthetankengine
>>712960616
Fuck off with this game of war on pc bullshit, even fucking minecraft on a big ass faction server would be funner than this shit
>>712980102
Yeah I did, thinking I'm gonna give up though
>>712980090
let's start a new tribe then. Let's call it the cuckkillers or something llike that.
FunnyValentineisTHICC
Not sure if on the right realm r not
were having a lot of anons get discouraged and losing interest. Someone start a new tribe and take over.
>>712980156
CUCKKILLERS FOUNDED ASK FOR INVITE NOW.
Southeast, on WINTERSTEIN
FunnyValentineisTHICC here
can't change realms though don't know how to log out
>>712980307
Anyone can join. JOIN THE Cuckkillers!
>>712980150
Give up? I guess make me someone that can invite people then?
>>712980307
Tribe too far wtf
Name: Nieps
A.R.I.A.N
Add me
Northeast
>>712980307
So are we killing cucks or are we killers that are cucks? I want to be the former plox
>>712960616
>KeksimusMaximus ready to join the battle
>>712960616
Name: Gott161
Invite me
bamp
777kek777 reporting in
>>712980307
We need to make sure we have the non aggression pacts with the other 4chan tribes
