Best gun to buy and kill myself with?
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Best gun to buy and kill myself with?
Potato gun. Cheap, efficient, and you won't die on an empty stomach.
Anything in .22
Not .22 it most likely won't kill. I say a .38 or higher. But I wouldn't if I were you
any 45 ACP will do, be sure to use hollow points too fag
Daisy slingshot
>>712953749
OD on pills/heroin retard
>>712953749
Shotgun
It's pretty hard to miss with a shotgun and it's really easy to buy one.
Pistol
Is more of a hassle to buy and you are likely to miss the death point in head or chest and you will you pussy out when you feel the pain from the failure shot.
In another life id take slingshot and pull it waaay back aimed at my head on some bridge and stop all freeway traffic for hours while doctors talked me down
>>712954585
So the medics can find him, give him narcan, and force him to live. Great idea.
>>712953749
High capacity magazine Uzi, the more bullets the more dead you will get
a Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model 1938 air rifle.
P08 Luger
OP here. Does anyone know where I could find a fragmentation grenade? Figure it'll be easier than the gun.
>>712954950
>youll shoot your eye out annon!!
>>712954950
He said kill himself, not shooting his rye out faggot.
>>712955014
his rye?
what are you a fucking zipper head asian??
>>712954842
Yeah, because you will keep your finger on the trigger while getting shot in the head. Shotgun's a better idea.
Ever heard of dynamite?
>>712953822
airsoft gun P99
you cant just kill yourself, it needs skill, first you have to practice
>>712954765
that only works if someone finds him. you die pretty quick to a legit OD.
guns are a stupid way to do it. buy a tank of nitrogen and a scuba mask
Shotty. Works about 98.5% of the time, better odds than any other method of suicide.
If you want to leave a metal corpse and a lulzy news story you could cook up some napalm and load it into your shells, blow your head off and probably burn the whole fuckin house down. There's tutorials online
>>712953749
No guns. Use a knife or drugs. Guns don't need anymore suicides tied to them.
>>712955304
any other way is just being a drama queen
>>712955304
>cringe
>>712954991
Do you have $40,000 and two months of time to waste on ATF bureaucracy?
>>712953749
>shotgun
anyone suggesting otherwise is a faggot.
>>712953749
OD on morphine. Absolutely best and lest painful way to go.
>>712955327
yeah take prescription drugs, fuck the pharma industry with your suicide; be sure to leave a note that blames them
>>712955437
/thread
OP again. Is it possible to OD and die on alcohol?
What part of the head would be the best way to go? Back?
>>712953749
>>712954991
Depends on where you're situated. In europe you can get old balkan ones, that definitely work, on the black market for very cheap.
It's cliche and all, but your problem is most likely temporary and with effort can be overcome.
>>712955327
>knife
Requires crazy mental fortitude, lots of time, and often doesn't work. Most people can't pull it off.
>drugs
Extremely unreliable, and a really shitty way to go a lot of the time. I've seen someone OD on heroin, it was not pretty.
Pretty sure one more suicide isn't gonna get Obama trying to take yer gunz, /k/unt.
>>712955533
any problem can be overcome by suicide, duh
>>712955499
Yes, but it's not a very pleasant way to go.
>>712953749
1) Mount a very sharp cheesewire on the ceiling.
2) Put head in the loop
3) Superglue your hand to your ears.
4) Jump!
When they find you, it looks like you pulled your own head off.
5) Profit
>>712955501
If you're using a shotgun it won't matter. Aim it at your head, you'll die.
With a pistol, you'll want to try to hit your brain stem, so either go through the mouth or the back of the neck. Mouth is much easier to aim and handle, and increases the odds that you will hit the mark.
>>712953822
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>>712955599
All these same digit on end...
>>712955591
Even the loss of an ipod?
>>712955659
I was thinking of pistol. Shotgun is just a fucking mess, and i dont want to bother people watching my head split in 2000 fragments. I'd want it clean.
>>712955327
>bohoo I have such a love for a hobby that I irrationally can't take the flak of anyone using the tools for what they're supposed to do
>bad rep
Your machines are meant to kill people and other animals. The bad rep comes from asshats trying to make it into something else.
>>712955499
try drinking yourself to death OP, might be just what you need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KClpLzFftU
12-gauge Remington. Perfect for making it all go away with no possibilities of getting an extra life. Plus the mess your pathetic family has to deal with will be great.
>>712955728
even the loss of an ipod
What about exit bags? Aren't those supposed to be relatively easy and painless?
>>712955870
is dis OP?
>>712955737
>will make a hole in your head
>pissing out blood and cerebrospinal fluid
>brain and skull will exit the somewhat larger hole on the back
There is no clean gun suicides dumbass. Better to make sure you don't turn into a vegetable if that's your way to go anon.
>>712955737
9mm or above will do. Anything lower is a bit of a risk.
Here's a site that will be helpful to you.
http://lostallhope.com/
Godspeed, anon.
>>712953749
Fucking rich fags. Buy a rope instead and you'll be able to hang yourself wearing your diamond tiara. My family has always gotten by as a rope suicide family, no need to get fancy about it.
how about you start telling us what your problem is OP, faggot
>>712955728
especially the loss of an ipod
>>712955737
A part from it being impossible to create a nice, clean site of your corpse using a gun, have you even considered the time it takes for your family, or anyone else to find you? You'll be a smelly corpse in the entry stages of decomposition in no time, so what's the point of even trying to keep it clean?
>leave suicide note at front door, tell family to NOT enter the room your body is at
>explain that you blew your head off and that there's no need to enter there
Your family won't be the ones picking up your brain and pieces of skull regardless.
>>712955899
No that was not.
>>712955964
I'm just tired of this life, its such a hassle. I want to embrace the nothingness of death and be free.
>>712956117
have you considered that one does not care anymore if they chose to end their life?
>be a considered at suiciding ha-ha-ha
>>712956200
You're an edgy faggot but you're actually right. No need to worry about your corpse after you're dead, you're not exactly gonna be watching on from Heaven while your mum cries over your headless corpse.
helium is the cleanest and least painful way to go, tutorials are online
>>712956183
how about recent occurrences that made your decision final
https://youtu.be/F4ZBSUx6l64?list=FLz3iENuAvYhu7QiBs7fqFxg
>>712956200
What's worse?
Me dying and my family not finding the body and forever wondering what happended or them finding my dead body on the wall;
>>712956200
Sure, but OP is clearly a faggot talking about caring about someone finding his corpse
>OP is a fag and won't kill himself
>OP doesn't even want to make sure he does die if he tries
>OP pretends this is about compassion, not being a pussy
I offer the alternative, although unlikely OP will bite.
>>712956374
it doesn't matter because you wont be alive anymore to care
>>712956374
Never finding you. They won't be able to blame themselves and they will always have a sliver of hope that one day you'll be found.
>>712955899
No I'm not op
>>712956374
how about you start telling us about the hassle and we decide if suicide is really the answer and then we start worrying about your parents
>>712956526
Honestly guessing it's the whole NEET scenario.
OP here. Don't care if my body is found by family or not and am considering making it a nice, clean suicide scene for cops/investigators.
>>712956586
I m guessing the sorrows of the young werther scenario
>>712953749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9wipZFDoHQ
>>712956618
They've seen worse, bro.
You'll wish you'd blown that consideration out your ass if you opt for a handgun over a shotty and end up surviving as a half-brain dead retard. You're not gonna get a second shot.
>>712956646
Sure, if Lotte is every girl i ever met. Nice reference by the way. I love that book,
I just ate 40 ibuprofen. Will that do it or should I wash down with alcohol?
>>712956526
The loneliness gets me more than anything else. I'll forever wander the Earth searching for another half that was never there to begin with and I'll just take up precious space and resources, so I figure I'll just give it all to someone else who will actually be able to ensure the continuation of the human species.
>>712953749
A shotgun WILL work. Don't try to overdose on medications. They have a substance that will make you vomit.
>>712956896
You dumb motherfucker. That won't kill you, but you are about to have some of the worst vomits and shits of your entire life, and might need your stomach pumped. If you're really unlucky your liver will fail, and you'll die in about 3 days after some of the worst agony you've ever experienced.
Drinking could help, go for it.
>>712956980
see>>712956896
will this work?
>>712956729
water in mouth -> gun in mouth heading upwards -> shoot.
save kill
>>712956896
Honestly probably not gonna do it. Yeah you'll OD, maybe die... But more likely you'll just feel sick, pass out, and wake up feeling like shit.
It's really difficult to get a lethal dose over the counter.
Cant go wrong w shotty in mouth pointed up at back of skull, but aimed right thru temple fairly certain
>>712956896
this shit aint killing ya
enjoy getting your liver destroyed tho
>>712953749
>>712957142
fuck off retarded white knight
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP should kill himself, i would suggest you drink a shitton of alcohol and try finding prescription pills
also cutting yourself while really drunk is a good idea
enjoy the advice /b/ro
>>712956999
Trips of truth
enjoy your vomit bro
>>712956999
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>>712957139
i think im gonna chicken out if it is slow . . .
>>712957354
That's not the real anon
>>712957354
if ur unconscious from alcohol that time goes fast, just drink as much as you can.
at least if it fails u will have much fun.
i once tried to OD on 500ml vodka and 1300mg codeine, failed but that was fucking lit experience
>>712957142
>call a hotline
Suicide hotlines are the biggest fucking joke on the planet.
>yeah hey man, I don't know if I can keep going and I'm thinking of ending, please help me, I'm so fucking scared.
>Aw dang sorry to hear that. Here, let me put you on hold so you can listen to some ads while I finish my lunch.
>>712956972
ok OP, let me tell you something about your romanteic ideas; they are all a bunch of lies! some advocats stupid fucks with no job plenty time and plenty money that had the whole day to nothing but thinking about another human being formed those ideas not too long ago that now circle around in your head --its called romanticism, go read on it
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>>712957354
Maybe you shouldn't do it if you think you'd chicken out given time to face the reality of the decision.
>>712953749
GET BACK TO WORK, DREW....
The only gun you deserve.
>>712957354
Yeah, no dude. Pills are a meme. Use firearms, jump in front of a train, or use a suicide bag. Anything else is too unreliable.
>>712957519
Are you speaking from personal experience?
let me tell you about a little method a friend used to use when he was in his teenage years, before he good a girl pregnant.
he was to go around the club asking every girl if she likes to fuck him. it didnt go well the first 100 times but his drunkeness helped him to get over the shame but et voila, it worked the 101 time. maybe you should try that
>>712957491
would you recommend? Was it a good high?
best way to kill yourself
>get drunk and join ISIS
>go suicide bombing
>hope you kill as much jews as possible
>BOOM ALLAH AKBAR™
>get 69 virgins in heaven
>suck allah's dick for heroin
>>712957664
I am. Unfortunately. I'm good now. But I was in a dark place and didn't really have anyone to turn to, so I thought a hotline would help since I couldn't afford a therapist. Made me feel like a joke, like I was just a tool to for them to make money on advertising.
>>712957809
amen
>>712957664
Not that guy, but I called a suicide hotlines and got put on hold for about 20 minutes. Ended up trying to off myself, but fucked it up.
When I got to the mental hospital I told people I was so depressing even the suicide hotlines wouldn't take my calls. It was always good for a few uncomfortable chuckles.
>>712957812
That's really unfortunate. I have a few friends that volunteer for a local hotline and from what I've heard they try their best. I guess it varies from hotline to hotline.
Alas I've never had the nerve to call one. One time my buddy called me while slashing his wrists and I had to call 911 for him. That's why I tell people to sit still until you cease to be. At least if you decide you want to live you haven't done any permanent damage.
How'd it get better for you?
>>712953749
Just get an exit bag, don't be a cunt and make someone scrape your brain off the wall
>>712958030
>sit still until you cease to be
protip. Thanks, will remember that.
>>712958030
Met the girl of my dreams. Married, have a child, found the drive to go back to school and get a decent job. It's not a fucking joke when people say that it does get better. In my case it just took the right person to come along and pull me out of the gutter
Iodine is deadly poisonous. I seriously took it for that purpose in jr hs, glad it didnt work, just woke up next day like normal except wtf thougjt i committed suicide
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>>712957705
fuck off white knights. its you cunts that make the rest of us fail leaving us with shitty methods in your narcissistic objection to graceful euthanasia. die painful deaths fuckers
>>712953749
Shotgun to the head
but i recommend exit bag. Much easier to clean up.
That or get to San Fran and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Pretty much guaranteed death and if you change your mind on the way there than great.
.22
it'll basically bounce around in your skull and turn your brain to mush, which is perfect
>>712958319
And if you change your mind on the way down then tough.
>>712958450
but that's half of the fun
>>712955187
How many MG of oxy is lethal?
>>712958450
A few people have survived the jump. They all said they regretted it immediately after their feet left the bridge.
>>712958559
around 100mg with a little bit of alcohol, if you dont have opiate tolerance
>>712955573
Describe said heroin overdose. I always thought you'd just nod off and not wake up. This is how I would kill myself if I were to
>>712953749
Why buy a gun? Save money and go to a gun range and rent one. Rent a 12 guage or .50 desert eagle and give it a blowjob.
Or stop being a pussy and go get some mental help.
any 50. bmg
>>712958173
Awesome thank you for listening.
>>712958173
That's great anon I'm real happy it worked out for you. A similar thing happened to me but we broke up after about 3 years. The thing is by then life had gotten so much better I just carried on.
http://4913c.skroc.pl
>>712953749
i never understood why someone who truly wants to kill themself, wouldn't rather go out in flames. at least rob a bank and get shot by police, or trespass on a bilderbeg meeting and start shooting until secret service snipes you.
There's just more productive and exciting ways of ending it
>>712953749
Not a gun. Please do not become a statistic for evil cunts like Diane Feinstein to use.
If you want to go out in style build a big ass trebuchet and launch yourself over a busy highway or something. Just make sure it actually has the power to get you completely over it.
Or you could just live yourself to death. Do all that crazy shit you always wanted to but were worried you might die doing. Just try and avoid hurting others in your death quest unless you do something like fighting ISIS with the Kurds or something. Either you die like you want or you survive and end up a colossal badass who has done a lot of awesome shit and hopefully learned the value of life.
>>712958943
we arent all retards
Some guy actally did just jump off golden gate bridge on purpose, no suicide intended, beat me to it
>>712958943
We don't all want to hurt people.
>>712957651
Are you sure? Hilti make God tier hammer drills
I was thinking of some plan for dynamite explosion to get the water moving, bc thats whwre real high divers have to go into, moving water. But dude just went and didis straightaway
>>712959364
I don't think op has the intestinal fortitude to drill a hole in his head.
However driving a nail with a bolt gun should be easier. And hopefully lethal.
>>712953749
Polish cannon prototype
>>712959027
Explain.
>>712959186
Your own subjective reality is the most important at the end of the day, fuck everyone else. Banks and Bilderbeg are evil btw.
>>712958943
OP here. Don't want a standoff with Police (too much stress on the officer when he/she has to pull that trigger, wouldn't want to be the one to give them that PTSD). But you might be onto something here. Maybe I can do something more beneficial with my death and shoot at dangerous/possibly armed criminals? Probably be better for my family to think I was a hero rather than a suicidal faggot.
>>712959668
Gun battle with gang members. Do it.
>>712959146
Hitting the water at that height isn't much different to hitting concrete unless you manage to break the surface with your toes or something.
>>712959668
PTSD is bullshit, most policemen don't lose sleep killing people, some even get off on it. They're in those jobs for a reason.
Assassinate George Soros, you will have done a service to America and humanity.
>>712959521
If he uses a hilti hammer drill bit, he'll be through his skull in the blink of an eye. Or your money back
>>712958301
>>712954525
fucking madman.
Do you have absolutely no sympathy for whoever finds the body?
raygun from blackops 1. DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE IN A BORING WAY. FILL YOUR POCKETS WITH CONFETTI AND JUMP OFF OF THE SEARS TOWER
>>712959521
Ohh that's a nail gun, yeah that should do the job nicely, can countersink a 2 inch nail in concrete so it should scramble your brains a bit
>>712955499
Yes, but most people pass out and vomit before they drink enough to fatally poison themselves. That is why drowning in your own vomit is a more common cause of death than alcohol poisoning.
>>712959946
>PTSD is bullshit
Like you would know. And even if you don't get PTSD, killing a man is not something you'll soon forget.
you have two options for an effective an hero
1. double barreled shotgun in the mouth pointed upwards
OR
2. set yourself on fire and hang yourself
dont do it bro :) get off 4chan dude, too many fucks on here
>>712960270
Unless they're black
>>712959648
>youre so much special than everyone else!!!
no youre not. thats why youre a retard. objectively, it doesnt matter which brain processes pain, the pain is bad anyway. me shooting someone vs them shooting me is the same thing. both our brains process pain.
there are messy arguments to be made such as killing a banker may help other people but those are really messy as i said.
are banks/owners corrupt and ruining society? yea they are. is me blowing one up an effective solution or is it just going to make them more careful? is it just going to make them look like victims and antibank-ers like retards? it is.
so againn youre retarded. me blowing up a bank hurts civilians, isnt even a dent to the banking system, and makes anyone antibabk look like a maniac.
if i could get close enough to trump however, id take that fucker out
>>712955637
>bash.org
>>712955792
>>712956025
an hero now
My hot private photos here http://webcam4.ml
>>712959648
In my subjective reality people matter, and that's quite gonna get hurt if you do any of that anon. The banks might give you $50ish bucks out of the register, but that cops not gonna see his daughter again after you shoot him in a panic.
Bilderberg group? You mean that association that every conspiracy theorist dreams of? I know they're a real group, but if they have nearly the amount of power You people think they have you won't even get close. You'll just get some other poor sap killed.
That's the problem with you idealist/martyr types, you turn the whole goddamn world into your shitty funeral pyre.
>>712953749
>I shot myself, the sheriff, the deputy, my mom and that skank that wouldn't suck me off and did it all in one go, highly recommended.
>>712960314
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>712960336
>>712956896
don't tell anyone unless you want to spend a week in the hospital and fuck up your life even worse
>store front
>>712960314
>if i could get close enough to trump however, id take that fucker out
oh ok you're a libtard SJW.
forget what i said, nailgun is your best option.
Im such a wuss, living outside (but still have saved up beer money) and a lot of mice fucking w. Me so i got some mouse traps. But they not fucking w. Me so much anymore so i didnt set them
>>712960314
lay the fuck down and lick your nuts.
>>712960447
but did you call ghostbusters?
>>712960513
>doesnt realize trump is a banker who just conned america into voting in corporate control
>>712959027
speak for yourself!
>>712955511
that's a pretty neat
>>712960397
The reality is there are wolves and there are sheep. Sheep who blindly follow the status quo can be manipulated into doing good or evil, depending on what the masters (wolves) dictate.
Killing a sheep should not matter, be a wolf, live life on your own terms.
>>712960311
>killing a man
>man
>black
Do you see your mistake now?
>>712960511
>it takes three grown men to commit OP's "suicide"
nice
>>712960587
>trump is a banker
What banks does he own?
>>712960587
>trump is a banker
>banker
Please get back to me when you learn what Trump's profession was.
>>712960810
>>712960814
Sorry, mistyped, I meant "wanker".
>>712960270
PTSD is a bullshit way for Police to gain sympathy in a system that frames them as the bad guys.
>killing a man is not something you'll soon forget.
First world problems.
>>712960860
Oh so OP is british.
British SJWs make me squirm
>>712960814
>>712960810
do you know what bankers do? bankers take their unearned money/assets and rent them out at absurd interest rates. they are given money, the rent it out, sit on it, and collect paychecks from it. thats exactly what trump and the other owners are doing. they inherit money, shove it somewhere, sit on it and collect paychecks. if they dont make money, they stsrt cutting jobs, wages, benefits etc, move overseas for cheap labor. stuff like that. then they take their unearned money and bribe the gov to lean their way.
owners ARE bankers. they are doing the same thing. its the same system. if you cant recognize that youre a retard
wall street IS a bank. trump is wall street. trump is the elite you idiots complain about.
>>712960738
I do now, thanks
Trump could claim ptsd at this point but NO , he has work to do
>back
what did I miss?
>>712961000
Ok, go kill a man and report back then with the results. I can wait faggot.
Oh, you can't? Then shut the fuck up.
>2nd amendment thread
Kill yourself with rope like a man
Just light the fuse and hop in the barrel
>>712953749
Stun gun. Tape the trigger and shove it up your ass. As thanks you can stream the deed
>>712961365
>Ok, go kill a man and report back then with the results. I can wait faggot.
Triggered.
Why would I risk going to jail to prove a point. Killing humans is a part of nature, we've been doing it for tens of thousands of years. The concept that we should "feel bad" about it is relatively recent.
>>712961124
Sure, except that bankers have to maintain accounts, charge interest and sell financial products, whereas investors receive dividends (or not) and profit by buying and selling securities.
Other than that, they're exactly the same.
>>712961365
'If I didnt ave the courage for homicide, jesus knows I have despair enough for a hundred suicides.'
>>712961499
War in the middle ages was mostly a lot of stomping and posturing. It's only recently that soldiers have been trained properly to shoot to kill.
>>712961124
Trump builds hotels, he is not a banker.
Wallstreet was against Trump winning. The Nasdaq crashed when he won.
>>712959731
>Tfw Op will be remembered as a racist that shot up poor innocent black folks just trying to make a living.
>>712961671
>shot up poor innocent black folks just trying to make a living
>>712953901
top kek
>>712961541
its the same system turd. if you have a problem with one, you should have a problem with both
>>712961633
"builds hotels" means he takes inherited money, gives it to people, tells them to do the work, tell them hed better profit or its their ass, and collects a paycheck. thats what banks do. your mortgage is bank gives you money, you work and they get more money back. trump gives people money, they work, he gets money back.
wall street was not against trump fucktard, they joined his financial team. wall street is not one sided. there are people who supported hillary and those who supported trump. wall street are owners. trump is an owner.
>nasdaq crashed
bc some people had money in things hillary wouldve protected like energy. nasdaq is fine now bc they moved their stock into things trump protects like the military. thats it. wall street is too big to lose.
>>712961623
>War in the middle ages was mostly a lot of stomping and posturing. It's only recently that soldiers have been trained properly to shoot to kill.
That's not true.
Kings were being beheaded on the battlefield, tribal warfare mutilations, war in europe until world war 1 was total war: the victorious side would rape and pillage the losers - men women and children would be slaughtered raped and/or enslaved.
Most human civilizations were cannibalistic at one point in history and studies show that the original humans were most likely opportunistic cannibals.
>>712955327
So true.
>Suicide considered under gun violence
Skewed fucking numbers for liberal losers.
why do you want to kys OP
>>712955737
>wants to kill himself with a gun
>wants it clean
You can't have both broseph. You use a gun and you're going to paint the whole room with your brains. The whole room will have to be gutted and rebuilt by suicide cleanup guys. They have a whole profession to clean up because suicide is usually a messy process.
If you're gonna do a gun, best do it in a park or something where there will be a minimum of cleanup.
Also know this. Many families opt not to hire the suicide cleanup guys, it IS very expensive. They instead opt to pick up your brains, bone chunks, bits of scalp themselves and then repaint and recarpet.
I'm not telling you not to kill yourself, there's many valid reasons and people should be able to close the curtain when they choose BUT think of all the consequences, the potential cleanup, and the huge cost of a funeral and burial.
>>712955573
>Still likes Obama
Fucking kek
>>712954248
Don't listen to this fag anon, I've been shot with a hollow point in the leg before. It doesn't go all the way through. It pops like a piece of popcorn inside and causes extra pain.
>>712961964
You are the king of generalizations.
Trump is in the hospitality and real estate industry, he has nothing to do with lending people money and collecting interest get this through your retarded skull.
Alan Greenspan and Warren Buffett were against Trump, and Wall Street cronies follow what they say like gospel.
>>712962253
but its a shot to the head
>>712961975
The majority's opinion on deadly violence is: As long as someone else does it. Insane acts of cruelty are performed by the minority.
>>712958301
>>712962296
its the same thing. owner gives people money, they do the work, then owner collects paycheck.
keep trying to defend trump like hes a god you redneck. he appreciates your easily conned mind.
his "lending money" is giving money to luggage boys, architects, managers etc. they do the work. he collects profit off them working. his "interest" is the profit he gets back off others work.
again, wall street is individual owners. some had interests in trump, some had interests in hillary. completely depends where their money was. wall street is not some single entity, its a bunch of owners
>>712962604
>wall street is individual owners. some had interests in trump, some had interests in hillary. completely depends where their money was. wall street is not some single entity, its a bunch of owners
No just no. Wallstreet is a collection of top investors who are manipulating the world markets, they are all working together to suck out as much cash/resources from tax-payers as possible. And the privately owned federal reserve is helping them do it, printing out more paper money that will soon be useless when total inflation sets in.
There is a difference between being a boss and being a fucking LOANSHARK. If you don't want to work for the boss you can go find work elsewhere, but you can't escape debt. You are a SLAVE to debt it is slavery and it's engulfing this country.
>>712962204
*Brobama
Springfield XD
>>712953749
AK 47
>>712953749
RPG
>>712953749
A Tank
>>712953749
Tactical Nukes
>>712953749
A meteor.
>>712963503
the idea you're blindly stumbling toward is called "rent"
read a book on economics before trying to re-invent it all yourself
>>712955437
>>712955090
>>712954651
>>712955659
>>712955772
>>712958319
Swallow a shotgun
Golden Desert Eagle.
If it doesn't fire, then Jesus loves you and wants you to sue the manufacturer for the amount of debt you owe.
>>712964383
rent, loans whatever. theyre different words for the same thing
>>712953749
Just don't eat or drink. It's kinda slow and painful but it's totally free and you might have some sort of life-changing vision in the process.
>>712953749
where can I get a tank to commit suicide?
>>712959027
>wanting to kill yourself
>not mentally damaged
>>712963705
What a dick.
>>712963741
Be sure to XD when you pull the trigger
>>712953749
A shoe.
>>712953749
This one ought to do the trick. Stylish, functional, classy.
Or you could just go to a brothel or go outside or something instead.
>>712953749
That guy from Yu Yu Hakisho's finger.
>>712953749
The cork on a bottle of champagne
>>712953749
A molotov cocktail
>>712953749
C4 explosive with a remote detonator triggered by a cell phone taped to your chest. Go out to the middle of the woods at 12:15 and tell your mother or closest relative to call you at 12:30
>>712956183
Do you not make enough money?
Is that a main reason?
>>712956618
If you're truly serious about this, go hiking, have a fatal fall. Male it look like an accident.
That is, if you're truly concerned with who you'll leave behind.
>>712953749
Best way to commit suicide is skydiving without a parachute. Trust me I tried it.
>>712953749
Grey Poupon
>>712953749
Cheap 12 gauge shotgun and some 00 buckshot shells
>>712960314
Sure kid. Cry mor.
>Fucking triggered liberal trash.
>>712955070
Fucking kek
No
>>712964467
No it's not, you fucking moron.
Knowing from my experience its not.
>>712953749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712967808
>edgelord
It's unlawful to buy a gun with the intent of committing a planned homicide (yourself).
Why have your last act be something criminal?
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>>712953749
How about you build your own own weapon, like a pneumatic air cannon, so that you don't go around and give the anti-gun nut jobs more erroneous statistics to try and base their made-up facts against all firearms?
>>712953749
A nerf gun.
>>712955728
He was an hero
OP's just bitching around.
>>712953749
Since you're probably americunt kill a few people first with an AR15. Do it.
>>712969089
3edgy5me
>>712954950
Love you guys
>>712953749
Don't
