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NZ/New Zealand thread.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>712944359
Because you touch yourself.
>>712944124
How's New Zealand? I think I'm going to live there for a while.
>>712945141
Where you from?
>>712945358
Canada.
>>712945620
What sort of Cancuck are you?
South Island might be the best bet for you, lad.
>>712945749
Why South Island?
>What sort of Cancuck are you?
I don't really know how to answer that question.
Dunedin here, I get bird tomorrow. pretty excite.
>>712946220
>Why South Island?
because its more like canada.
thinking about taking my V8 for a drive around wellington tomorrow. Know anywhere nice I can take her?
>>712946220
What Provence are you from in Canada?
>>712945620
you moving away from all the shillary supporters?
>>712946394
Quebec. Though I spent plenty of my childhood in British Columbia
>>712946220
like are you a fucking 'nadian or one of those french cucks
>>712946524
We don't need any more frogs here.
>>712946524
>>712946585
>Quebec
French cuck confirmed
>>712946585
>>712946714
No, as I said, I spent plenty of my childhood in British Columbia.
Any weed in Tauranga?
My dealer is being mean and hasn't replied.
>>712946883
bring money and don't fuck our women, and you're welcome anytime
If I mention nudes, Tankbro will start posting.
>>712947039
No human being in tauranga is in possession of cannabis.
>>712947088
>don't fuck our women
Yeah seriously this. Our women get the moisties for that accent. We barely even have enough women for ourselves.
NZ Nudes?
>>712946220
Down in the South Island we don't give a shit who you are as long as you aren't a fuckwit, a North Islander, or an Aussie, so feel free to visit.
>>712946883
been to nz before?
>>712946883
k bra, i tell you what i hang out with a canadian bro, he brought his wife over here, they have a kid now
he's pretty chill, was talking about trump a couple days go too, funny guy
anyway depending on your job i'd try moving anywhere that isnt auckland or wellington, auckland has a 1m average house price and wellington is heading in that direction too
>>712947221
The Wendigos have it all.
I ordered a pizza from Dominos at work to be delivered when I got home. Can I still track the order on my home PC? I can't figure out how.
>>712947088
>don't fuck our women
help yourself to the unfuckable humanoid walras's. plese.
>>712947268
who are these 2 lovely specimens?
>>712947600
Some hoes.
>>712947442
check your email
>>712947088
>>712947261
Not that I'll get the chance.
>>712947540
Does this mean they're generally too attractive, or too ugly?
>>712947630
The one on the left looks kiwi as. The one on the right looks like a bitch.
>>712947442
Use the phone app so that doesn't happen brah
>>712947660
Leftie is my fave.
>>712947630
I like these hoes. Do they get naked?
You will like this one
>>712947639
It means they look like walruses.
Canadian dude at work
he's cool
come on over bro
>>712947690
I fucking wish :(
>>712947221
Don't say that, pls!
Fuck I need to start growing. What a dumb time to try give up coffee.
>>712947697
>Coat is shaggy and not shorn properly
>flies on face
3/10
>>712947689
I'd pee in her butt.
>>712947365
>Wendigos
Aye?
>>712947858
They're fucking loaded mate, go ask them.
>>712947988
I have no iidea what you are talking about.
Whom will be my cute/ autistic boyfriend
What New Zealand should have voted for in the flag referendum.
>>712948258
fukken Wendigos man get it through your head
>>712948376
you should look for love in other places
>>712948376
Only if you don't mind that I never shower and am only attracted to vaginas.
>>712948538
I'm expanding my horizons anonpai
>>712948629
But r u cute
>>712948673
yes
>>712948376
Me.
>tfw have to constantly look away from people when I talk to them
>>712948632
good luck then I guess
>>712946524
Wait Aaron??
>>712948673
fuck your kawaii shit
Kiwi PAWG.
Who wants to lick my hairy bumhole?
>>712949475
that jockey price sticker tag thing
>>712949969
She had just bought the underwear, this was her first time wearing it. The tag is off now :)
>pic unrelated but same girl
>>712949475
you could play that like a set of bongos
>>712950168
show butthole
>>712950242
No butthole pics at this time, sorry.
>>712950303
Show fannyhole.
>>712950303
are you ever concerned about the cinderblock construction of your room?
That shit flies apart in earthquakes
>>712950406
Don't live in that house anymore but thanks for the concern fam.
>>712950513
You put a ring on something with that much body fat. dude.
any dunners nudes?
>>712944124
So who else was fapping during the earthquake?
>>712947285
>South Island
>as long as you aren't a fuckwit.
If you aren't from the south island, not being a fuckwit is a high criteria.
Come to Wellington. Atleast people will like you for being different. Plus you wont get stabbed like in auckland.
>>712951722
What were you fapping to?
>>712951982
His dubs.
>>712951722
Checkd
>>712951982
Rule 34 and female masturbation on chaturbate
Anyone know where the best place to pick up milfs/cougars in auckland? I feel like something different
>>712952350
Your mums house.
>>712952350
kroad. prenty of them there, might have a penis though
>>712952146
why do people get off to r42 shit?
>>712952350
takapuna
>>712952489
Never been to takapuna to drink/meet people worth a shot.
>>712952468
lol not been on Kroad in years
>>712952751
taka can be fun sometimes. mostly just white kids though.
ignore the child bars and go to the old irish pubs, then your in for a good night.
hungry as fuck, someone give us a lifty to maccas in dunedin
>>712953191
I'm making butter chicken <3
>>712953348
nut butter chicken amirite
View from work today
-geek
>>712951138
Just because we have a lot of sheep doesn't mean you have to start acting like one.
>>712953500
But it didn't win.
>>712953484
You a hobbit?
Should I post pics of my dick?
My trap-dick? :3
>>712954212
As long as it isn't bigger than mine.
>>712954262
it wont be haha
>>712954212
no fuck come back when you turn 15
fucking <3 and :3 and 'r u cute'
makes me sick. i'd rather this thread die than see your confused little penis.
>>712954403
I only posted :3
What are you talking about? Guess I needn't show my dick as you already showed yours.
I think this the longest I've seen the thread been alive without Q nudes.
What is this nightmare?
>>712944124
Change your fking flag already flagot!
>>712954750
You must be new here
>>712954750
Were you even around when IDbro was posting??
Anybody else drink coffee for a while then get off?
I'm trying to give up and, man, it's tough. I think I'm allergic/hypsersenitive to caffine so hopefully I get back to normal when I'm off it for a while.
>>712954892
>>712954912
Not even. I used to work nights. Shit meant that when these threads were alive I was never on them.
>>712955053
Have had a coffee once a day since I was like 12, 25 now and I get major headaches if I go without, so I'd say it's too late for me.
How much I have a day varies though, I can function on a cup a day but at the moment I'm around that 3 mark.
>>712955082
you were saying
dafuk is that fkn noise in akl cbd
>>712955280
looks like your nipple has eczema
>>712955174
At the begiining of the year I had something like 9 in one day and some of them were double shots. I only started using caffine last year.
Coffee knocks me out, though, almost puts me straight to sleep.
>>712955280
Do you take those before you come onto TC just so you can post them when summoned?
>>712955797
these are reposts..
>>712955306
clubbing shit or something else? im not cbd but fridays its generally full of kiddos
>>712948759
>tfw you go away and then someone replies but now theyre gone
>>712955661
Yeah I've never gone over the top with it, and even if I wasn't dependent I would drink decaf, shit taste amazing and gets things moving on my morning dump.
>>712955861
I'm still here, baby.
>>712955877
Even decaf sent me loopy/dizzy one day.
>>712955946
R u qt
Tfw my house gets blown away
any good local metal bands around at the moment?
>>712956055
>Tfw my house gets blown away
Is it windy in Christchurch, J?
>>712956224
Yeah, the lamppost outside my window is going crazy
How are you my homosexual hitler
>>712956250
shopped
My EROTIC photos here http://webcam4.ml
>>712956250
holy fucking funbags
>>712956250
Mfw
Summoning Stonerchan
>>712956272
Gosh that sounds a bit exciting.
Not bad, not bad. Just about to do some meditation. It's good for the mentals apparently you see.
How are you?
>>712956609
Sure is windy out there
>>712956678
>>712956785
>>712956658
Hmm bretty gud fampai
I've been going to anxiety group for like 6 weeks now, helped quite a lot! But I wish to find a bf to hug during scary weathers
>>712956609
I know stonerchan irl - not attractive.
>>712956776
free the vagina
>>712956926
I have seen her on cam, I disagree.
>>712956776
hush young q
>>712956916
Oh that's pretty good! Damn that's quite a step up oi, well done.
Yeah, I know what you mean, though. Going to anxiety group will help you get a boyfriend, make you more confident etc.
nz sure is boring
>>712956979
You saw her in a eig with only her chin showing.
>>712957083
Well ita either war and rapefugees or boring I'll take boring
>>712957087
wigchan is a girl ape
>>712956976
You've all seen it before.
>>712957087
Nah, she got her face out on TC
Join & See my PORN photos here http://webcam4.ml
>>712957206
we've also seen your boobs a thousand times before.
>>712957206
show gluteus maximus
>>712956976
>>712957320
I would lick her hairy bunghole
>>712957320
>>712957280
>>712956976
SHARK WEEK
>>712957395
I doubt it is hairy.
>>712957083
I think it was George Bernard Shaw who said Kiwis were more British than the British and he meant specifically we were more Victorian British, more old school or something in that we were, essentially, like Hobbits.
We liked simple things, simple pleasures and to be left alone. He said he felt more at home in New Zealand amongest New Zealanders than he did back in Britain.
In other words what might be considered boring by many is actually what we Kiwis like, really.
/comfy/
>>712957395
she's apparently clean shaven
>>712957448
ever tried to shave your bunghole?
trust me stooge, its hairy.
>>712957532
Practice.
>>712957532
fuck I was talking about stonerchan
>Christchurch
Damn, late again.
>>712957532
Can you please confirm the state of your anus hair Q?
>>712957623
>>712957623
and stupid apparently
>>712957589
>>712957623
And you forgot your picture.
Why you always late?
>>712957639
I haven't shaved my vag in a week but I usually do both at the same time... Why?
>>712948376
only if you think tall and broad is cute
>>712957692
Just haven't really been on lately so I forget.
Tonight I was at a party then hit the aves for a little.
>>712957687
yeah im sure i have the whole set hey
>>712957712
ew, getting ass germs on your vag flaps.
>>712957887
In the shower?? With soap?
>>712957926
>>712957342
at least show her whole vagina
>>712958273
if you view that fullscreen on a 24" monitor it's 1:1 scale
>>712958273
I don't understand vaginas at all.
>>712958369
Vaginas are female genitalia that takes a males penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
>>712958369
they are the devils playground.
stay out of there.
>>712958369
SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER
>>712958773
predator
john key signing in
>>712959204
We GET it, you're a jew!
post nzg slut vagoos
>>712959530
>>712959530
ok
Don't know what people find so appealing about vaginas. Nice to fuck ugly to look at
>>712960170
Clearly you're a faggot. Dicks are uglier though.
this song is literally about you Quercy
https://youtu.be/1JZGFjufJEY?list=RD_fmAbMjbN_A
>>712960348
>>712961033
That's beautiful, got anymore?
>>712961265
>>712961453
>>712961479
I want everything you have. Is it you Q?
im not entirely sure why i have these.
>>712961513
nah not Q.
>>712961621
>>712961636
who es das?
>Red Nelson, checking in
late AF, up to?
>>712961709
posting weird looking dicks. What you up to?
>>712961839
o shit waddup
chatting up people in my messenger list and fucking around with the new snapchat clone on messenger.
>inb4 lawsuit
You find all those on spacedicks or did you curate that freaky shit?
>>712962089
spacedicks?
>>712962222
subleddit, basically full of that shit if you like that stuff
any Nelson noots around?
>>712962638
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A THING THAT EXISTS?
I have been collecting my weird dicks from shit that has been posted on /b/
This changes everything.
>>712962222
>>712962638
>spacedicks
holy shit anon thats a blast form the past, i havn't been there in years.
>>712961839
