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>>712937161
waiting for response
not op, MAKE DORMS GREAT AGAIN
We need more, trips decides.
when we meet up can you place a sharpie in your pooper? its kinda my fetish
>>712937467
/b/ro just make it dubs....
>>712937467
please >>712937595
>>712937595
k dubs then
>>712937161
What the fuck, that's not the post that got trips.
>>712937711
i dun goofed
>we still need more
>>712937711
ignore.
rolling for >>712937526
>>712937833
WINRAR
Yeah, I'm socially awkward but it doesn't stop us from being more than roommates, right? ;)
>>712937768
you were scared to say you wanted nigger dick, huh?
>>712937467
I'm actually depressed help me kms
OP? >>712937833
>>712937833
Wenarer
shit
>>712938074
not op. i hope he delivers tho
Since we are going to be roomies you better start writing "haha":s and smilies or else I might get dissapoint and break into your room and lick your pussy :) :) haha
>>712938145
top kek
I just wanted to know, if we could split the bill for the pizza.
>>712938243
rolling 4
>>712938145
I'm serious Emily. Just the thought of your pooper makes me rock hard.
>>712938298
rolling
>>712938145
no lol, I actually meant it, want to see what it looks like??
Yeah it was a joke...however I just wanna let you know that I have a huge foot fetish :D
>>712938333
WINRAR
>>712938333
WINRAR
>>712938145
If it would make you more comfortable, I can do it with you
>>712938333
>winrar
TRIPS!
>>712938333
WINRARRRRRRRRR
>>712938145
I never joke about sharpies in poopers. It's my fetish, you rude dick.
>>712938333
dammit brb texting her now
>nice fucking trips
haha yeah it was a joke. But seriously, it's better if you put it there, if I have to do it I might accidentally use my wiener instead
>>712938145
thank you for using my line, i feel special
Well now we wait
Pardon me, was being humorous. However I was wondering what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing... Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your flesh so I can gaze upon your beauty?
>>712938575
I named your pooper. Want to know what I named it?
>>712938590
Roll
>>712938671
ooooooh fuck lol
>>712938671
lul he fucked
>>712938671
LMAO FOR WHAT? HAHAHA what a dumb bitch.
>>712938671
KEK. what is she gonna tell the cops? dumb cunt
>>712938671
please no, I'll be your slave, just don't tell anyone!
>>712938751
This
>>712938590
Winrar
>>712938755
well dont stop now, OP you must deliver
Is this you dirty talking to me?
lmao nigger bitch my dad is the chief
>>712938671
Sick your stormtroopers on me.
Of course, average police response time is roughly 28 minutes while I am done in less than three.
>>712938671
>hey cops, I'm over 18 and some guy told me to put a pen in my butt
lmao
>>712938751
rolling for this
go....the cops would want to see that pooper too.
Good luck with that OP.
"Why?
Because I stole your heart?
;)"
>>712938671
It was just a joke. I dindu nuffin so you can't say nuffin
>>712938671
A
Fucking
SJW
just write "Ok what I am going to be charged for, texting you?"
and she will shut up
>>712938671
Fake
>>712938751
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN
>>712938855
WINRAR
"You stupid fucking whore. I will murder you and your family if you don't suck my cock every night. I've done it before, and I'll do it again."
>>712938755
WINRAR. OP WHERE YA AT?
>>712938945
of course it's fake, that doesn't mean we can't pretend
>>712938372
Roll
>>712939007
IT WAS JUST A PRANK HAHA, pls help
I have mental problems pls help
>>712939016
roll
>>712939036
reroll
>>712938872
roll
>>712939177
GOTEEEEEEEEEM
>>712939007
lmao, do you have any idea who you're talking to?
>>712938847
roll
>>712939007
Please? Me need MILKY MILKY
Bringing the cops into this, eh? Kinky....
>>712939007
Look in the living room.
>>712939016
Roll
>>712939118
WINRAR
>>712939221
ROLL
Shit we're loosing her guys
>>712938904
Rerolling for this. All of it.
>>712939118
>>712939177
WINRAR, pls :(
>>712939293
she mad brah
Now seriously, can you PLEASE stop harrasing me? I'm really uncomfortable right now
>>712939016
Rolling
I'll slit my wrists... I'll fucking do it, the blood will be on your hands
>>712939313
reroll
SIKE, I hope you like it in the butt because i'M STILL ROCK HARD HONEY
>>712939293
What? you can't take a joke? Stupid bitch, get over it.
>>712939293
Dont give me that attitude cunt.
you into loli scat?
>>712939016
ROLL
>>712939420
420 OP, that has to be something, but rr for rr
>>712939293
4 inches... HARD!
>>712937161
Rolling for OP text
Fuck you cunt
>>712939489
:( rr
MILKY MILKY NOW
YOU FAT WHORE
>>712939293
I once gave a rimjob to an aborted fetus
I thought again. Yeah can I thinking the exact same thing. Plus I want you to fuck me sideways in a rocking chair. After that, I need you to piss in my mouth, it's hard to explain, but all you have to do is spread them fucking legs right over my face and run that river down my throat.
>>712939436
reroll
>>712939497
Reroll, but 2.5
>>712939577
WEENER
>>712939577
WINRAR
>>712939577
checked
>>712939550
Rolling
>>712939577
WINRAR
>>712939550
Rolllll
Send her an image of the thread and tell her that you gave her address away
>>712939577
WINRAR
>>712939578
Give it a few minutes
Post this if dubs
I'm sorry. I... won't be able to talk after this. Send help, and if they find my phone after this, don't look at my pictures.
you're better off, i don't care how good this bitch looks shes a salty cunt and deserves to be raped
I've got a cock ready to rock and one ticket to the show. It's all yours and more once I get a sweet pic of that floppy cunt you've got
>>712939715
Roll
>>712939921
Rerall
Is she in fuckin kindergarten?
>>712939921
Do it fag
>>712939712
i work in policeman and we take these kind of calls realy seriusly. thanks
>>712939972
Go ahead, report me you walking abortion.
Better learn to get along with people Emily, just so you know i have a mental illness. I hear voices in my head. sometimes the voices get to me.
>>712939972
Sounds like I need to shove something in your mouth to shut you up
>>712939972
enjoy prison faggot
For what?
Stealing your heart?
;)
>>712940053
roll
My dad works for the police you dumb cunt.
Write this out and send it to her
>>712940100
WINRAR
>roll
"you know im a cop right?" good luck.
>>712939972
You better not, you stupid fucking bitch, I will rape you so hard your fucking anus is going to explode
>>712939754
roll
>>712940100
WINRAR
I will kill you bitch.
>>712939221
Roll
>>712939894
REROLL
>>712939972
when I go to prison I'm going to get to suck off some niggers :)
>>712940179
rol
>>712939994
Don't forget these almost quads
>>712939016
Roll
>>712940051
>seriusly
Cop intelligence confirmed.
>>712940100
WINRAR!@#
My brother's a cop you dumb cunt.
>>712939016
Roll
>>712940100
W I N
>>712940377
WINRAR
>>712940100
O P G E T I N H E R E
Sorry.
I have a mental illness.
and i sometimes send very random shit.
i also hear voices in my head.
Sometimes they get to me.
Fck I think she blocked me
>>712940377
OP FUCK THE FIRST DUBS POST THIS
>>712940483
LOL it was great while it lasted, nighty night.
>>712940483
kek
>>712940353
>>712940409
>>712940181
>>712940143
>>712940100
These are not trips
>>712940520
ur retard
Ok, I'm going to be completely serious now. The truth is that I'm gay, but I'm really self-conscious about it, so I say mean and degrading things to women to feel better about myself.
It would mean so much to me if you maybe had a gay friend you could set me up with.
Onto the next chick?
>>712939754
rollerino
>>712940483
Fuck me? Fuck me? Nooo! FUCK YOU! And I am gonna fuck you, you can count on that. Either voluntarily or by using rape
>>712940568
roll
>>712940568
this
>>712940556
op said dubs blind idiot >>712937595
>>712940568
do this
>>712940556
trips was in the old thread
read.
>>712937651
>>712940599
Shitty ass winrar
>>712940568
Roll
>>712940599
Winrar
>>712940568
rollerino
>>712940712
Nigger
>>712940712
good night you sick fuck
I will rape and murder you if you file a report. I am 100% serious.
>>712940483
I'm sorry. Look, I have crippling autism and I typed all of that but I didn't mean it. Can we start over? Would you like to get some coffee this weekend? My treat. :)
>>712941282
lel great stuff. I tried the same with some chick I wasn't really interested with on tinder. "I want to buy you a romantic dinner" just to see how she's react. She blocked me two minutes afterwards. Top kek
Also a good strategy to dump clingy girls from what I hear. Act like you're head over heels and you chase them off like nothing else. Great stuff.
>>712940483
I will rape you so hard that even Bill Cosby will shrink back in disgust
>>712938671
What a fucking prune!