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trips decide what i do
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Fake and gay
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>>712891211
>Buy eye patch
>Grow beard
>Roam the high seas
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>>712891358
so is your sisters tits
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>>712891211
Style points for the percussion cap muzzle loader....... Do it in the kitchen so no one can eat there again!
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>>712891211
bump
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>>712891211

Draw a pumpkin
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>>712891211

Start eating healthy, go to the gym , if you have to take TRT. Live without being worried about anything, i mean you can kill yourself tomorrow so what does it matter?

If you still want to do it in 2months you can do it
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>>712891446
Reroll
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become a vaper xD
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i had an old lighter that looked just like that OP
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Tits or gtfo

>>712893065
This also.
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call girl make sure she is Super fat
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load it and pull the trigger while pointing it at your head
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Pull it faggot
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>>712891211
>Load gun
>Shove the barrel up your ass
>Pull the trigger.
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if dubs then shot you in the dick
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>>712894384
>stream it
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Shoot a squirrel
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>>712891211
Take that fake gun away and go to bed.
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>>712891446
this win
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>>712893443
xD
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>>712891446
this
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>>712891446
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>>712894978
>xD
smh
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>>712891211
If trips, I want you to deliver.... a pizza to someone's house, but put a single penny on every pepproni on the pizza.
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Roll your cock in ink and then start slapping it on the windows
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>>712895339
lmao
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Shave off only one side of your facial hair, then start telling people you're a half beard, but mumble it so they aren't sure exactly what you said.
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shoot off ear
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>>712891211
rob a pizza place with the gun
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>>712895339
rolling for this
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You watch Westworld. Terrific show.
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>>712895339
this
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>>712891446
rolling
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>>712895339
please
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Why not suicide? It's your greatest freedom. The ability to say fuck it all and kill yourself. Without that ability your are worthless, a slave. So might as well use it.
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Take the gun away, search your family and have thanksgiving with them.
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eat everything in your fridge, even the condiments
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make me a sandwich
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do it faggot, live stream
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ROLL
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>>712891446
This
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Don't do it.
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>>712891211
Trips. Bang bang motherfucker.
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Don't
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>>712891446
do this
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>>712895723
>not him
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>>712891211
shoot a homeless
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>>712891211
>trips decide what i do
Ignore trips request and abandon thread.
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OP here still waiting for my trips.
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By a boat sale into the whorizon
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>>712896046
reroll

also we need timestamp
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don't grow a beard and get laid
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shoot food
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Be nice to your family.
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post bellybutton w/ timestamp
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Trow the gun away, go visit your family have thanks giving with them
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High five the nearest person
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Stop using 4chan forever
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>>712896538
this
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love yourself
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>>712896486
This
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Shove a marble up your nose, then call 911 and claim if took you 43 years to remember their number.
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>>712891211
Pull the trigger bitch.
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>>712895339
lmao trips and this happens
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go on meetup.com and find a meetup for something you're interested in, then go and make some friends
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>>712896486
This right here
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>>712896584
This
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>>712891211
how bout cockin it faggot
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get some weed and get yourself baked instead of the turkey

also where's our timestamp
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>>712895339

This
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>>712896584
Reroll
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>>712896758
reroll
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>>712896888
kys
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Don't believe these fools who tell you not too. They don't give a damn about you. Probably no one does.

"Oh don't, please don't" They yell as if youre some kind of important person. When they log or find something to jack off too you will be forgotten. So just do it you faggot. These people aren't trying to help you.
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>>712896486
do this
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>>712891211
Stick it up ur ass and lit it up
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>>712896407
Rolling!
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Reps for Jesus!
>>712896668
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>>712896486
Brutal
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sharpie in pooper
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>>712896198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
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>>712891211
sell gun to a reenactment group
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Because I want you to suffer, buy tickets to a Breaking Benjamin concert and actually go to it.
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>>712897018
reroll
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>>712891446
Rolll
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>>712897020
why the fuck are you posting that on every board? u a fuckin shill?
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Shoot the tip of your cock
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>>712897202
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Give me all your money. :^)
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>>712896857
Roll
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>>712891211
invent a time machine and kill yourself with a modern firearm
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post timestamp now or this is all fake
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>>712891446
Roll
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shoot your dick off
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>>712891211
become neckbeard the pirate.
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Sell your gun on ebay to us
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shar pei in pooper
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>>712891211
rob a bank
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rob a shar pei
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>>712897717
this
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>>712897717
rollll
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>>712891211
Stop downloading other people's photos on Facebook.
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Put your cock in the barrel then pull the trigger
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>>712897717
rollin
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fuck the barrel until you cum
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>>712896046
rerolling again
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>>712897717
rawl
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Try again with a real gun that's loaded
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ram a banana deep in your asshole
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roll

Drink bleach loudly
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spend all the money in your wallet on lotery games
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Do the Yamcha
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sharpie in pooper
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stick in ass. pull trigger. record and post
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Make a vid where you give that gun a blowjob and post it here
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succ
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Gun in pooper
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eat
everything
in
fridge

post
results
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>>712891211
Stop posting ifunny pictures and go to bed.
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graduate in games
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Train until u go super saiyan
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>>712898197
THIS
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buy an xbox
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my name is Rick and this is my pawn shop lmao
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Spend all your money on weed and blaze
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>>712898325
This
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this
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>>712891211
sharpie in gun barrel.
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>>712891211
not shoot yourself in the front of the head with a weapon that will likely only result in the obliteration of your executive functions.....christ...basic biology people
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>>712898236
dammit roll
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get a new gun
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Eat a dick and suck some monkey anus
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Make toast
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If i get a double i'll fuck my ass with dildo
1/7
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Finish what he started.
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>>712898364
this, plus
>eat everything in fridge
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Make some eggs
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Poop
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If that's you in that picture, I think you're handsome. Fool around with me.
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>>712898518
2/7
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fuck a hooker raw
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Make weed
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Kill Perfect Cell
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buy weed, get baked, have nice weekend
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get breast implants
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Drink a glass of water
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end it.
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>>712898564
3/7
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>>712898108
rerolling here
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show anus with timestamp
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how has no one gotten trips yet? stream yourself firing your gun in your asshole
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suck some random jap dick lol
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>>712898711
faggot
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get a dog
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draw a dick on yourself with a marker and post it
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Make a sandwich
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lolol nothing here
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Drink a glass of milk
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>>712898869
this
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You should join ISIS.
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make america great again
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gun in pooper
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Drink a glass of dick
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Make a sandwich pls
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Live the rest of your life as Charlie Kelly.
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shoot left testicle
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check them trips boys lmao
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>>712891211
yeah, like you're smart enough to know how to use that relic.
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Set the world on fire.
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shoot left hand
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make a hunger games thread
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Get laid
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Kill me
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Make some goddamn toast
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learn very karate
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>>712899223
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>>712899223
Life gave you a second chance , don't ruin it.
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>>712891211
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purchase marijuana, smoke it

>>712899136
idk man he looks pretty old
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Make America Bern Again
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Drink a glass of vinegar
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>>712891211
Tell us your name. Doesn't have to be your whole name, just your first.
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Charlie Puth is actually Paul Walker with a wig
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crush puss
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Claim to be hitlers grandson
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Make a sandwich
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succ
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End it.
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meditate
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fap
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jump from a building while drink and on fire
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>>712891446
roll
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start a revolutionary war
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>>712891211
Shoot the wall and yell "Yarr!"

Then put the gun away and celebrate.
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Join Khaleesi
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gun in pooper
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fuck duck
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I SUCK DICK SO WHAT
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Drink a glass of water
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Become a manwhore
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777 got em
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buy yourself a pie my man
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Drink some orange juice
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kill jesus
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fuck barrel until you cum
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livstream and pull the trigger, but first be sure that the gun is loaded
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take psychedelics
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killorself
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>>712899760
buy yourself two pies my man
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>>712899870
roll
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Make a pb&j sandwich
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>>712899841

reroll
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drink till you stink
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buy a watermelon, shoot it, then fuck it.
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>>712899841

reroll again
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Insert a huge ass banana down your hairy asshole with no lube
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throw gun out the window without opening it
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>>712899841
this but do it outside and don't point it at yourself, that's dangerous
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>>712899841

again
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pee in the gun, then drink it
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ruin christmas
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>>712899877
buy yourself three pies my man
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Drink milk
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an hero
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>>712899999
D-does this count as trips? Check 'em
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>>712899999
OH GOD
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>>712899999
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>>712899999
OP here. Quints don't count as trips. Keep rolling.
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>>712899841

let's try another one
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>>712900038
OF COURSE IT DOES IT'S QUINTS
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>>712899999
Win how boring congrats on this lame request
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>>712899999
you son of a bitch
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>>712899999
QUINTS NEVER LIE
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>>712899999
winrar
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>>712900077
FAKE OP
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>>712899841

this
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>>712899999
Quints say everybody in this thread has to drink milk right now.
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>>712900077
op is a fag
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show ass
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>>712899996
buy yourself four pies my man
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Hey guys maybe u've got more experience than I do. Why did this girl fawn over me. Then when i messages her she acts like hot shit and barely answering n stuff^^ women in general are just so fkin weird^^
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>>712900077
kys
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>>712900077
Cut off your penis.
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drink own piss, post pictures
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>>712900077
Delete your account
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>>712900077
EAT
EVERYTHING
IN
YOUR
REFRIGERATOR
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>>712900235
buy yourself five pies my man
>>712900190
I already am.
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>>712891211

come have thanksgiving with me
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its high noon
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buy car
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>>712891446
get
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>>712900344

c'mon OP i was pretty close, just come have thanksgiving with me.
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>>712899999
>>712900077
fucking delivar OP, drink the milk you fuck
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Drink a liter of LSD.
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Blow my dick...
Off...
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>>712900336
REROLL
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>>712900339
buy yourself six pies my man
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OP HAS TO DRINK MILK BUT HE'S TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
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go eat a pizza
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>>712900415
I said trips. My word is my bond
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Reroll onto the high seas
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>>712900392
Don't do it, he's going to stuff you and put you in the oven.
>>712900442
buy yourself seven pies my man
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>>712900336
REROLL AGAIN DAMMIT
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purchase an anime cum rag
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>>712900539
GAHH

ROLL
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post picture of picture from camera
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Help kill Reddit

Spread this petition which demands that the CEO of Reddit resign!;

www.change.org/p/reddit-steve-huffman-should-step-down-as-ceo-of-reddit
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>>712900498
That counts as trips you cunt

OP is a fag
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Rate me?
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>>712900532
buy yourself eight pies my man
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>>712900584
oh yeah steve huffman is totally gonna look at a petition signed by a gaggle of faggots and go "gee they're right, I should just quit"
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>>712899999
>>712900077
Drink the fucking milk or fuck off.
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>>712900653
swedish/10
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>load gun
>pull trigger at your head
>live stream
>while drinking milk
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drink milk now
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swim in milk
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>>712900653
getahaircut/10
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stick barrel in a glass of milk
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ABANDON THREAD OP IS A FAG POST FURRY PORN
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>>712899999
Better stock up, OP
Kek has decreed that you need lots more calcium in your diet.
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OP confirmed fag, rolling trips for cutting off dick and fucking hole left with dildo gun
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post quads
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drink milk OP
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>>712900532
>Don't do it, he's going to stuff you and put you in the oven.
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Go to sleep
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>>712900668
buy yourself nine pies and drink a tall glass of milk my man
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drink one (1) glass of milk

livestream it
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>>712901001
godfuckingdammit

OP I hope you like milk because reroll

>>712900994
fuck is he gonna do with nine pies
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>>712901001
drink one (1) gallon of milk
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bump
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have milk enima
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>>712891211
Shoot yourself in the balls
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drink one (1) gallon of cock
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>>712895339
thos
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>>712900869
Quints are not trips. If you go to the store and give the cashier $100 for a $10 item, you're not going to be OK with them keeping the change,
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>read book "The power of now"
>Start practicing what you have read
>Help others
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>>712898433
it scares me to think that there are people who do this. What is it that is meant to be sexually arousing here? All I can think about is "Put the lotion in the basket..." Silence of the Lambs was modelled around this one take.
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>>712891211
Figure out how to even fucking load that thing
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>>712900994
buy yourself ten pies and drink two tall glasses of milk my man
>>712901075
I dunno, but pies sure do taste great. Especially if they come fresh out of the oven.
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read "the power of milk"
or just drink milk
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>>712901223
>pies sure do taste great. Especially if they come fresh out of the oven.
well I can't argue with you there
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>>712901149
bye

abandon thread
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drink all the milk possible
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go to shop. buy all the milk. dont drink anything but milk again.
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>>712901149
>implying 4chan is real life
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drink milk please OP
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>>712891211

Repost tired meme.
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>>712901223
Off by one, again.

buy yourself ten pies and drink two tall glasses of milk my man
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milk
drink it
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>>712901312
Everything is real life.
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>>712901417
roll
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