Fluffy Thread Make it last
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Fluffy Thread
Make it last
what is it with all this cutesy shit so far?
>>712885702
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>>712885790
If you're going to make it last, you have to post more shit.
bamp
>>712886974
Every time I do, it ends up going to the last page and 404'ing
>>712885702
I love this comic for the regret of the blue fluffy listening to the white one. I'm supprised that they haven't beat up the mare for lying to them
What happened to that guy last night that was writing about keeping Fluffies in a cage in his backyard during a storm?
>>712887778
You done fucked up the order anon.
>>712888090
I'm waiting him too
>>712888247
He said he'd be back, a "sith" promise. The fuck was he on about?
What did the artist mean by this?
>>712888469
It's Darth Maracas.
>>712889122
Who?
Happy thanksgiving /b/
>>712889614
Read the story. Others explain him better than I ever could.
It's been about three years since I've started getting into this crap. I'll see if anybody cared to make any new comments on a lame Thanksgiving story on Fluffybooru.
>>712885702
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>>712887948
>Do people actually eat fluffies?
>Yes, and you do too, you just don't realize it.
>Fast food chicken sandwich? There is some chicken in it
>You see fluffy meat has a neutral taste, and texture
>So it is used as filler
>Also it's stupid cheap to grow
>It takes almost 10 lbs of feed to produce 1 lb of chicken
>For fluffies it's 2 lbs of feed to produce 1 lb of meat
>So remember that next time you have a fast food burger, or chicken nuggets
>-1 image limit
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>>712891300
>Not all fluffy meat is destined to be served with fries
>There are always those that want high quality, organic meat, and are willing to pay for it
>Fluffy mini-ranches fill this need
>Depending on the area, it can take up to 10 acres of land to support a single cow
>For fluffies, that same acreage can support up to 3,000 head
>Also the turnover rate for fluffies is a lot faster
> A calf can take between 6 months, to a year to reach slaughter weight
>A fluffy can reach slaughter weight in less than 6 weeks, faster if hormones are used.
>>712892119
>Butts
Like cigarette butts or just straight up ground asshole?
>>712892784
>>712893014
I would say the second, lest the pillowfluff ends up enjoying any residual nicotine from cigarette butts.
>>712893303
Good point.
>>712893740
>poope-NunChucks
kek
I allways kek'd on this
>>712894103
Nee mow blod
>>712893996
Kek
>>712893996
The red unicorn reminds me of Red Baron.
Last :/
>>712893860
LIES!
mare would have eaten her least favorite baby instead of being self-less like a human
>>712894615
Fluffys are stupid as fuck though
>Imagine if you will a group of fluffies, wild fluffies
>They show up at your door out of the blue, during the height of winter
>Global Warming has kind of fucked up winter here, so it's far more extreme then it ought to be
>Everyone's outta whack here, flora and fauna alike
>Especially these little guys
>Now, imagine if you would tying them up by their legs, all five of them, and tying them all to a stick
"AH! NU WIKE DIS GAME!"
>They would shout
"Weggies huwt! Put mummah daown!"
>They would moan
"Me gon' gib you sowwie poopehs!"
>They would poop
>But in all, you would take them to the park, and since it's so damn cold no one's out to see you
>In fact, you go so unnoticed that they don't even hear their tiny screams
>You end up merrily skipping away, making them bump into your pole and each other
>Oh, their little cries are so delicious to your ears
>But alas, you come to your destination
>The park is large, and has a river cutting it in half
>It's so deep in fact that they installed a tiny floodgate further up (currently set to 25%) so that it wouldn't overtake the bridge, even though you knew it was safe
>Since you don't really care about the cold, and the water's shallow enough for you to do so, you take the pole (Screaming fluffies an all) and ram it into the mud underneath the bridge
"Waaaaah!"
>They all collectively shout, some feces flies and dangling between their legs while streams of urine hit each other on the way down
>One fluffy, a pregnant mare, is so distraught by this that she goes into labor
>One by one, each tiny foal plops onto the moist, wet earth
>Cold, alone, chirping for warmth and milk from a mother who could not reach them
"BABBEHS! NUUUU! MUMMAH NEE' BABBEHS! PWEASE, PWEASE, PWEASE!"
>But you ignored her
>You just secured the pole in the ground when you noticed a creep in the under brush around the somewhat-dry riverbed
>Predators already?
>No, more fluffies
>>712894908
I like where this is going...
>>712894615
It would be boring for every fluffy to act exactly the same. See it as a different kind of suffering.
>>712894908
>Good, an audience
>There's nothing more enjoyable then having someone else enjoy your work
>Well, less "joy" and more stare on in fright
"Hey!" one would go. "Wet fwuffehs daown, nao!"
>It was a unicorn, black ragged fur with curling white hair
>A precious and rare type indeed, but what was more interesting to you was just how big it was
>For a wild fluffy, it was fucking fat
>Fat legs
>Fat body
>And fat, stubby horn
>If all the world stopped and it was charging at a hundred miles an hour, you doubt something like that would ever come close to hurting you
>You just turn in the mud, grinning and looking as smug as ever
"Oh really? What if I don't?"
>You challenged his authoritah! What was he gonna do about it?
>He pulled up his front legs, neighed like a horse on helium, and began to (slowly) "gallop" toward you
>The moment it touched onto the muddy lakebed, it began to sink
>Each laborious step sapped it
>Each stroke of it's leg drowned it
>And when it was just halfway between you and the shore, it was already up to it's neck in mud
"Aaah!"
"Fwuffehs, hewp smawteh, pwease!"
>The others at first responded, attempting to step out onto the mud
>Until you took a step forward
>That froze them in their place
>Their leader tried to turn his head
"Wai dummeh hewd nu hewp meh, HEWP MEH!"
>When he twisted back around, your shadow was cast over him
>Your face blocked out by the overcast above
>He gulped
>The mud behind him bubbled
>The foals began to chirp harder as their mother's tears began to froze on her cheeks
>>712895698
Oh boi
>>712894547
Shame best stories never get to be finished.
>>712895698
>Your first instinct is to smash the fella with a stomp to the face, but wheres the fun in that?
>No, you have a better idea
>You reach down and scoop up a handful of cold, hard mud
"Hey, Fluffy."
>It stares at you in abject horror
"Life's shit on you today, and I am here to deliver it."
>The mud slips through your fingers, and begins to rain on him like hard, brown drops
>He whines and tries to shake them off, but it's too much
>You reach down and take up more and dribble more over him
>He tries to fight, but the mud around his legs has already hardened
>The ones tied on the pole can only watch as he is buried in the mud
>The mound goes quiet; it's stopped wriggling
>You don't want it dying -just- yet
>You wipe the dirt off the front
>He's alive!
>Gasping and throwing up mud, it's face is scratched and eyes are full of tears
"W... Wai hyooman do dis?"
>That takes you by surprise; the tone of his voice, the absolute fear and sorrow in his eyes.
>God, why WERE you doing this?
>You look at your hand, the one holding the mud
>You look to the pole of wiggling Fluffies, then to the pile of fluff on the ground, where they chirp faster
>You look at the Unicorn
"You made me do this.
>>712896260
>The herd both on the pole and on the shore, behind the long grass watch as you come to one knee
>Hold their leader by the nose
>And slowly push a small rock into his mouth
>You forced him to hush
>Suddenly you stare at them, and you swear you could hear every one of them collectively shit themselves
>You stand with arms stretched out, and while you're not grinning, you never the less sound much more pleased
"Come to daddy."
>You sick fuck
>They all backpedal and start to run into the forest
>Their tiny legs are strong, having weathered life in the outdoors their entire existence
>They were adept at this
>But you don't give a fuck
>You round up as many as your hands can hold, which thankfully is all of them
>They all collectively cry and whine and defecate and urinate on you
>But you don't care
>You have something beautiful in mind
>The ferals that haven't come back can only watch in horror from beyond the tree and bush line to what will happen to that herd
>With your hands full, you start to dig with your boot
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>>712890943
We do to be honest
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>>712896921
Do go on
>>712896921
>Like a gardener you start planting yourself a Dumbass grove
>All arranged in a straight line while being close to each other
>Each one buried up to their necks in mud
>They cry, they whine, one you believe even goes into labor while buried like that
>You wonder if they, being unable to come out, will suffocate or manage to crawl into a tiny hole beneath her
>You ponder on this as you pat each one on the head
>You take a few pictures with your phone, and bring your hands around your back
"Fluffies!"
>You say, silencing all of them as their stare at you, tears in their eyes and their fur on end
>The mother on the pole wasn't paying attention, she was just trying to reach her babies - one has expired
>She dislocated both legs trying to reach them, and she's the one at the top! Fancy that
"It's time that you all said goodbye to each other, because I think it's time I fill the lake back up, no? It just looks so beautiful full of water"
>You gesture to the small damn behind you - anyone could open it at any time thanks to a single valve on the back
>Most don't understand what you're saying, but the few that do cause a panic in the group
>The foals beneath the pole begin to try and climb up, to the identical voice of their mother
>You turn and leave to the small ten foot damn behind you
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>>712887948
KEK
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>>712898279
Why do I have to give a fuck?
>>712897618
>You reach the floodgate and marvel at the amount of water it's able to hold back - at least seven feet high!
>You turn to them and smirk
>A small stream should get them scared
>You open the valve a bit, just to get a small amount going
>It's slow going, the water creeping along the cold mud like a black fog
>Because of how you set most of the fluffies up, the line you dug would actually PROTECT the foals behind them
>You don't want -them- dying just yet
>But the moment the water touches the fur of the line the panic a few had before begins to exaggerate the panic the rest follow with
>They're thrashing and wiggling, desperately trying to shamble out of their impending doom
>The smarty you had half-way buried sees the water coming across him and, since he has a good view of the line and the others beneath the bridge, all he can do is weep silently
>He grinds his teeth and cracks them against the rock in his mouth
>The valve only opens more, slowly
>The ones on the pole are left in shambles - they can see the tide coming from their point, but can do nothing to stop it
>You buried the pole so deep in the mud that they were susceptible as well!
>Well, except maybe the mother up above, but if she keeps wiggling...
>No matter
>Let her drown with the rest
>You close the gate for a moment, letting them think it's all safe
>They begin to call out to each other
>Comforting each other
>Trying to turn to see each other
>Crying together
>Whining together like foals
>They think they're safe, that there's no more water
>You slam down on the emergency release, and the front door blows open in a horrific torrent
>>712898479
>Their end is tragic, almost poetic
>They leave this world like the mighty Atlantis did centuries ago
>Swallowed by the icy cold waters
>Most didn't even see it coming
>Some did
>Those that could opened their mouths to scream
>But only drowned in their fears
>The foals were kept safe for a moment, but the force of the water kept growing by the moment
>Soon the water began to slip between the gaps in the fluffies
>Driving a wedge
>The water lifted the pile up, now reduced to a single living foal
>She chirped for her mother, who had slipped through your twine and climbed over the others below
>She reached out for the pile, and managed to grasp her last living foal
>Everything was going to be alright
>Everything was going to be alright
>Everything was
>But then
>It wasn't
>The water swept her baby away
>Smashing her against the legs of the stone bridge
>Drowning her and sweeping her beneath the icy cold waters
>And with nothing left now, the mare closed her eyes and chewed off the last bit of twine that kept her in this world
>She lurched forward and was smashed by the waters
>The Unicorn kept his eyes closed too as the water lifted him out of the mud and threw him in it's currents
>Some that you didn't dig too deeply were swept back, while the few that couldn't hold it were torn in half by the rapids
>You thought you could see five small foals follow a particularly fat mare as they were thrown under
>You watch, beyond the bridge, as the lake begins to fill with water once more
>You're about to turn and walk home, when you hear gasping and coughing
>>712899247
>There, limping to the shore, was the Unicorn
>You step over the dam and over to it
>You grasp the scruff of the neck and struggle to lift it - damn, it's gotta be about fifty pounds
>You have half a mind to feed it to the raging river while it's still going, but you have a better idea
>You walk over to the edge of the forest
>And throw him to the ground
>With a stretched finger you point squarely at his quiet face
"Tell whatever Fluffy you find, if I find any in this neighborhood again I'm going to drown you. In work or on the wheel."
"Wah...?"
>You spend the next ten minutes programming this damn potato, and to make sure he gets it you give him a kick with your boot
>Slowly, he begins to limp into the bushes
>He will spread the message of the strange looking man, of the man who wore black shorts in the cold times and the strange red and white flowered shirt
>And now, you can turn around and go home
>You have a mother fucking turkey to cook
>Happy Thanksgiving, you filthy animals
>>712899900
Good story and dubs to boot
>>712899900
I raise my glass to you, DM. Thanks.
Drawfag here
Any request?
>>712900534
Fluffies being swept by a raging river while being buried in the bed.
>>712897787
Fug.
Never let this thread die.
Someone have the picture where they punch a blue fluffy in tha face and then stick the fallen tooth in the ass? I saw it last night.
>>712900904
Fluffies with teeth creep me the fuck out.
>>712900685
You mean buried in the mud right?
>>712887044
that's actually pretty fucking clever
>>712885702
YESSSSS
Lurking
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>>712902463
https://picarto.tv/whyarewewatchingthis
>>712901631
Who is artist?
>>712904574
Wolfram Sparkle.
>>712905261
>>712892119
>onion
Why is a good smell there?
>>712894148
what is that?
>>712901631
I would expect that from a brown baby.
>>712905308
Stawwions pwease, contain youw gud feews.
>>712905944
rubber nipple with milk reservoir
>>712906052
I feel really retarded for being somewhat aroused by this picture.
>>712902516
Keep posting more, excellent quality
>>712906161
"Daddeh wike? <3"
>>712906621
NO!
>>712906621
>>712906621
No. I don't think so.
>>712892511
>infinite_suffering
>pipe full of noxious gas that would knock a human unconscious and kill them in minutes
Will always be a personal favorite.
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>>712906897
Yoo fwuffs some kinda faggots?
>>712907691
>>712906621
>>712907691
More of a robosexual.
