I used to blast womp rats with my dick all the time at home
>>712881820
I've got the death sentence in 12 dicks!
I love dick.
I know.
"There is dick in him, I know it!"
Thats no dick...
"May the dick be with you, always."
"Somebody get this walking dick out of my way."
You underestimate the power of the dark dick
Luke, I dicked your father
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagieus the Dick?
>>712881820
IT'S A DICK!!
I have a dick feeling about this.
>>712881978
I've got the dick sentence in twelve systems!
>Would somebody get this big walking dick out of my way?!
Use the dick, Luke
Your lack of dick disturbs me.
mesa dick
Dick dick dick dick dick dick
I have altered the dick, pray I do not alter it further,
Eh wanna wandick
>>712884041
You don't want to sell me a dick. You want to go home and rethink your life.
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle dick!
Your dick of dicks dick dick
Now, witness the firepower of this fully operational dick!
The dick will be with you. Always
I don't like dick. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye dick?
Aren't you a little short for a dick trooper?
I should try dicking! Thats a good trick!
OH NO DON'T DICK ME PLS
Help me take off this helmet. I want to look upon you with my own dick.
"Many dicks died to bring us this information"
"It's an older dick sir, but it checks out"
Look at the size of that dick!!!
>>712881820
These are not the dicks you're looking for
"The dick of Skywalker must not become a Jedi"
Governor Tarkin, I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s dick
>>712884398
Star Wars Episode VIII
Special Victims Unit
But I was going into Tosche station to pick up some power dicks!
Dick party's over.
>>712884625
Lost
"Skywalker is on that dick!"
don't worry chancellor dick lords are our speciality
"Wesa make you bombard dick"
"We are allowing you onto this dick, but we will not grant you the rank of master"
"It depends how big your... dick is"
"Now witness the end of your pitiful dick"
"The ability to destroy planets is insignificant next to the power of the dick"
"Jedi business, go back to your dicks"
>Darth Maul falls down pit
"Diiiiiiiiicks..."
I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to dick you
Dick or dick not, there is no try
these are not the dicks you're looking for
>>712884002
I have altered the deal; pray I do not dick it further.
oooooohh, i'm afraid the dick will be quite operational when your friends arrive
He's more dick now, than man...
>>712884960
lord Vader, van you hear me?
dick, where is dick. I felt dick.
something something dark side
DDDDDIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
Beam dick up, Scotty!
>>712881820
I was so close I thought I was going to fry my dick
>inb4 http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Star-Wars-A-New-Hope.html
Aaah! big goober dick!
-Jar Jar
>>712885412
kek
The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many dicks some consider to be... unnatural.
Mmm. Lost a dick, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
>>712885412
nice
>>712884558
>"Many dicks died to bring us this information"
"Many Bothans died to bring us this dick."
You've failed your highness, I am a dick, like my father before me
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an dick field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
I am your dick.
"There is no escae, don't make me dick you"
Grrrr Lrrrggg Dick Grrrrlll Lrrrrgg
--Chewbacca
Luke, I don't want to lose you to the dick the way I lost Vader
Hold your dick, there are no lifeforms aboard.
>>712886442
Top kek
Your new dick?
Good. Our first dick of the day.
Never dick me the odds
>>712882239
Vader: No, I am your dick!
Luke: NOOOOOOOooOOoOOOOO
Ben! I can be a Dick. Ben, tell him I’m ready!
This one, a long dick have I watched.
Anakin stop! You're breaking my heart! You're going down on a dick I can't follow!
The readings are off the charts! It's over twelve thousand... even master Yoda doesn't have a dick count that high!
I find your lack of dick disturbing.
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking dick herder.
Dick a trap!
-Admiral Ackbar
I have a bad feeling about dicks
Koonyah mahlyass koong! Ees too rong tah oong jedi mind dick!
It’s against my programming to dick a deity.
Now this is dick racing!
These are not the dicks you're looking for
C-3PO: You probably didn't recognize me because of the red dick
>>712886507
Kek
>>712887102
FUKKEN LOST
Dick a trap!
ackbar is one of us
"Get in the heliodick"
- Armold Dick in Dick 2: Electric Dickaloo
Look sir, dicks.
"Use the dick, Luke"
>>712881820
"I've got you Dick."
Peechee chakka no wookie, Solo wo bonooba dick. Hooooooooo ho ho ho ho ho
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my dick, do you?
Truly wonderful, the dick of a child is. - Yoda
>>712881820
"These aren't the dicks you were looking for"
"Oh my god, it's Mega-Maid. She's gone from dick to blow!"
A long dick ago, in a galaxy far far away...
"You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this dick and go home!"
"Nothing will stand in our way. I will show them the power of the dark side. I will finish what you started- dick."
"Make ten dicks feel like a hundred."
Only a dick deals in absolutes.
>>712886607
That's funny because the actor who said those lines is called John Dicks.
>>712881820
I feel a great disturbance in the dick
The Force is string in my family.
My father has it.
I have it.
My DICK has it.
"Dick is why you fail"
"A Jedi uses the dick for knowledge and defence, never for attack."
"Adventure. Dick. A Jedi craves not these things."
"Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to dick"
"Dick not make one great."
"Luminous beings are we…not this crude dick"
"“Do. Or do not. There is no dick."
>>712888297
ah, shit
*strong
Search your feelings, Father, you can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your dick...
>>712886690
>Vader: No, I am your dick!
>Luke: NOOOOOOOooOOoOOOOO
Vader: No, I am (your father)!
Luke: DIIIIIIIIIICK!
You must learn the ways of the dick, if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
It's your father's dick. He murdered 30 kids with it.
Dick me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
>>712882509
>not I have a bad dick about this
Get in there, you big, furry dick!
IT'S A DICK!
>>712889867
>not 'I have a bad feeling about dick'
>>712889956
kek
These are not the dicks you're looking for
This dick is fully operational
Let the dick flow through you
>>712881820
There's always a bigger dick.
>>712881820
You want this, don't you? The Dick is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
>>712881820
>shota riding.jpg
"That's dick racing"
These dicks, too accurate for sand people
"Aren't you a little short, for a dick?"
>>712881820
CAPTAIN : (cont'd) With all due respect for the Trade Federation, the
Ambassodors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.
NUTE : Yes, yes, of coarse...ahhh...as you know, our blockade is perfectly
legal, and we'd be happy to recieve the Dick...Happy to.
-- I love dick
-- I know
These Dick Points... Too Accurate for Sand People
- take care of your dick
- you too, kid
Yessss....I can feel the dick growing within you.
>>712882091
Wow actually made me laugh. Good job mate
>>712887270
lost
"Your father's dick. He wanted you to have it when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't hear of it."
"Luke Skywalker?!? I thought he was a dick!'
"Just for once, let me look on you with my own dick."
"The dick I've heard so much about."
That's not how the dick works!
>>712881820
"You dicked in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"I need a dick!" "You have one!"
For eight hundred years have I dicked Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be dicked.
"I'm never touching that dick again."
>>712884625
Epic
We're losing dicks fast!
"The more you tighten your grip, the more dicks slip through your fingers."
You got a boyfriend? Cute dick?
"By the grace of your dick, I will not be seduced."
Ehhh...Dicks....ehh...doesn't register...ehh you're under arrest
>>712894567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
"What about the dick? I'll pay for it."
>>712881820
red dick standing by
From the Holiday Special:
"Why the long, hairy dicks?"
Keep away from that dick jar jar, if you touch it you'll be numb for hours
"Watch your dick, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home."
The dicklings?!
>>712883758
top kek
as a reward for making me laugh like an idiot in class have my favorite mobile pape (1080p vert.)
>>712881820
These blast points...to accurate for dick people
"He taught his apprentice everything he knew... then his apprentice dicked him in his sleep."
"There's nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been dicked too."
>>712881820
Unlimited dick!
>>712881820
"you dick him...don't you?" "Of course." "I get it. Okay dont worry, when he comes back ill stay out of the way." "Oh, its not like that. he's my brother".
>>712896073
kek
>>712887813
How has this not gotten more attention
Thats not a moon, its a dick
>>712896630
Agreed. Best one.
"Your sad devotion to that dick religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes"
>>712881820
You were right about one thing, the dicks were short.
what have you done to my dick?
YOUR dick?
Away put your dick, I mean you no harm
>>712896630
How did I miss this gold!
- I got him !
- That's great, kid. Don't get dicky !
>>712897859
>- I got dick !
>- That's great, kid. Don't get cocky !
Hokey religions and ancients weapons are no match for a good dick at your side, kid
"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking DICK!"
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?"
Luke i am your father
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"
Luke, I am your dick.
-- Luke, I dick you father
-- NOOOOOOOO
I assure you my lord this dick will be fully operational
>>712881820
Aren't you a little dick for a storm trooper?
"who's your daddy now, dick?"
Scruffy looking dick herder!
Obi-wan never told you what happened to your dick
The dick you seek is not behind you, it is in front of you
>>712899025
gold
UNLIMITED....DICK................
The dick is strong with this one
I have a bad feeling about dick
"There's always a bigger dick"
-Qui-gon jinn
I thought dick smelled bad... on the outside
"These younglings, killed not by blaster, but by dick they were."
Luke, I am your dick!
At last we will reveal our dicks... at last we will have our revenge
>>712885259
Underrated post
R2D2: Beep Boop Beep dick
Truly wonderful, the dick of a child is.
>>712881820
"Your dick will freeze before you get to the first marker!" "yeah and my friend is out in it"
If into the holorecordings you go, only dick will you find
>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
--Uh... everything's under control, situation normal.
--What happened ?
--Uh... had a slight dick malfunction, but... uh... everything perfectly all right now. We're fine... we're all fine here... now... thank you. How are you ?
Dick me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
"Don't get cocky, dick"
>>712881820
Yousah owesah the life dick to thisen hisen!
"Mind tricks don't work on me, only dick !"
>>712881820
Want to buy some dick sticks?
You don't want to sell me dick sticks.
I don't want to sell you dick sticks.
You want to go home and rethink your dick.
Dick! We're about to have company!
>>712881820
>It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
>You underestimate my Dick.
"I don't like dick. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Give up, Anakin , I'm on dick ground
Luke Skywalker: Your Dick betrays you father
>>712881820
Emperor Palpatine: It is of no concern. Soon the rebellion will be dicked and young Skywalker will be one of us.
Jabba the Hutt: You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha Dick.
"I felt something... a tremor in the dick. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
Han Solo: Who are you?
Princess Leia: Someone who loves dick.
>>712881820
you'll find i'm full of dicks
>>712895789
Top fucking kek.
Darth Vader: Luke help me take this dick off.
>>712882427
Kek!
Luke Skywalker: Father, I won't dick you.
>>712881820
"roger, dick."
>>712883758
Kek!
>>712904688
My fav.
>>712885259
Double trigger... Nice.
Darth Vader: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the dick.
>>712887813
Wondrous
>>712905431
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once, let me look at you with my own dick.
>>712889936
How could you not continue with the next line...
'I don't care what you smell..'
>>712891467
Yis!
>>712885259
>not Dick me up, Scotty!
Fear will keep the smaller dicks in line.
This dick isn't chicago anymore, toto.
Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Dick me down with it.
Obi-Wan: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the DICK. He ceased to be the Jedi Anakin Skywalker and "became" Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
'... We shall redouble our dick'
>>712886197
Never tell me the dicks
'Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccck'
INTO THE DICK CHUTE, FLYBOY!
Switch to targeting dick!
Moff Jerjerrod: Lord Vader. This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your DICK.
Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on DICK.
Jerjerrod: I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are DICKING as fast they can.
Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to DICK them.
'When I left you I was but the learner; now I am the master'
'Only a master of dick, Darth'
I dick you.
I know.
I've got the dick sentence on 12 systems !
>>712906315
lol
Jerjerrod: But he asks the impossible! I need more DICK!
>>712906319
I love dick
I know
ftfy
>>712881820
"Luke, join the Dick side."
Jerjerrod: [alarmed] The Emperor's CUMING!
Vader: That is correct, Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of DICK .
Bleep bloop beepity bleep, Dick!
Obiwan to Star Trooper: "You don't need to see his dick."
That's cause droids aren't known to pull people's dicks off when they lose.
Emperor Palpatine: Rise, my Dick .
GREAT DICK, KID!! Don't get cocky!
IT'S A DICK!!!
Yoda: That face, you make. Look I so old to young Dick ?
Luke! I AM YOUR DICK!
Leia: I recognized your dick stench when I was brought on board
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT, DID YOU?
No Sir, I didn't see you playing with your dick again.
>>712881820
May the Dick be with you
This is some dick. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?
Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye dick?
Princess Leia: I'd just as soon dick a Wookiee.
Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good dick.
>>712887174
>jedi mind dick
kek
>>712881820
Luke, I'm your Dick..
Han Solo: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right.
Princess Leia: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a dick.
Han Solo: Dick? Dick? I like the sound of that.
[Han answers the intercom after comandeering an attack station]
Han Solo: [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Dick normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight dick malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, dick you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a dick up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a dick leak here now. Give us a few minutes to dick it down. Large dick, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
[Han shoots the intercom]
Han Solo: [muttering] Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE DICK!
>>712907749
That's never said in Empire
"Lost a dick, Master Obi-Wan has! How embarrassing!"
"Liam, the shades shut, please. Gather around the map reader, younglings. Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward dick, we will!"
>>712881820
Beep-beep-Dick-boop-bee-doo-weep-weep
>>712881820
BACK home you shiteater
I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to dick you.
>>712882241
He never says luke, its a common misquote
>>712904673
priceless
Fuck me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only dick.
it's an older dick sir, but it checks out
Princess Leia Organa: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's dick
Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take dick from just one person: me.
dick is back on the menu boys!
My home this is... Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!
Princess Leia Organa: You needn't worry about your reward. If dick is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
>He is here.
>Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
>A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the dick of my old master.
>Surely he must be dead by now.
>Don't underestimate the Dick.
>The Jedi are extinct, their dick has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
i find your lack of dick disturbing
There-you see, Lord Vader? She can be dicked.
Continue with the operation; you may dick when ready.
>>712888324
>"Dick not make one great."
Tell that to John Holmes.
Luke: I feel his dick. But he can also feel mine. He's cum for me. He can feel it when I'm near. That's why I have to go. As long as I stay, I'm endangering the group and our mission. I have to dick him.
HELP ME OBI WAN KENOBI YOU'RE MY LAST DICK
Han Solo: I'm sure Luke wasn't on that dick when it blew.
"Take care of your dick, Han. It's what you're good at!"
Luke Skywalker: What is it?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your father's dick. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Dick AM your father.
We would be honored if dick would join us
I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since... oh, before you were dicked.
It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my dick back home, they’re not much bigger than two meters.
I dick a feeling about this
Will someone get this waking dick out of my way?
>>712881820
'Hey! We don't serve their kind here'
'Excuse me?'
'Your niggers! They'll have to wait out-' oh wait, wrong thread
https://youtu.be/z7w1xoGq6wo Use the dick
Dick tee nee
-Jawa
>>712908867
kek
