Post em
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
if you dont have a pic saved
>>712878141
degenerate
>>712878141
Down five, left five. Too much Chomsky.
>>712878656
>degenerate
sorry i dont wanna control the lives of other people :D
this is mine from awhile ago, my current one is up one unit and 4 units to the right.
>>712878930
/thread im ded
i've done this before and i'm basically always within a couple of units of the bottom-left corner. couldn't imagine any other
do you find political alignment to be kind of a friendship deal-breaker? it really surprised me when i found out one of my close friends is a really milton-friedman-type, anti-leftist, anti-'cultural-marxist' kind of guy, but the only change it's led to its making fun of the podcasts he listens to and vice versa
I've moved further right since I took this but...
>>712878734
>sorry i dont wanna control the lives of other people :D
>that far left economically
k
>>712879450
I'd rather have diverse friendships than surround myself with circle-jerking sycophants. But I have no friends so what do I know.
>>712880401
Hail, Kommradt!
>>712880365
This.
You can't have personal freedom without economic freedom.
>>712879450
I try not to let my politics disrupt friendships. Otherwise you end up in your own self created safe space.
>>712880528
Wait. Yes you can. It just isn't absolute.
>>712880365
>far
do you even see how close to the middle i am? i support welfare since i dont like peope, dying because they cant afford doctors
Everytime I take this test, I'm right here between the green and red only because I don't give a damn about faggots and abortions
>>712880730
Loss of economic freedom directly relates to increasing poverty and increasing loss of personal freedom.
http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking
You'll notice a pretty distinct trend here by looking at countries from most to least economically free. It's not perfectly linear, but still paints a very clear picture.
>>712880861
Kek, welcome, Neighbor.
I think I've actually shifted more toward the center since the last time
>>712878141
I used to be close to Gandhi early 2016
bump?
ay
>>712880768
being even slightly left and saying you don't want to control people's lives is hypocrisy
>>712881800
Bold claim there.
>>712878141
I'm too close to the line.
This shit is so biased. Stupid questions. Nothing serious.
Or if it is serious, stupid amerifag questions. Really show how retarded you are
>>712882042
Kek. A Marxist is calling other people stupid.
>>712878141
Here.
>>712882278
Not even Marxist
Just not amerifag
>>712882278
Nothing wrong with being a Marxist. He speaks truth, but his ideals never got carried out properly.
>>712882374
It's impossible to be that far left without subscribing to the tenants of Marx. However I do actually agree with you that these questions are a little too dogmatic and biased.
>>712882556
>Nothing wrong with being a Marxist.
Sure bud.
>>712878141
am i gonna be the only one in the top left square again?
>>712878141
Had a pic saved, but I deleted it. I'm bottom left-ish
>>712882042
Amerifag here. Agree that it's dumb.
Whole page of "lol do you want to jerk off to the bible" and "are people /really/ allowed to have sex without feeling bad" with basically no hard-hitting questions in the other pages. Definitely calibrated for retarded American political scale.
>>712882717
yes
>>712881943
Then refute it.
>>712882732
Pretty sure the person who invented it is British though.
>green square faggots
>>712878141
>>712878141
>>712880191
>>712880401
>>712880861
>>712881047
>>712882042
>>712882161
>>712882336
>>712882821
Eh, the Brits have been importing our retarded politics as of late. Just look at their most recent election results. And the Brexit, kek
>>712878141
My results.
>>712882976
I was more talking about how I think it's actually a poor perception of the other sides culture. Since the guy who created it is a leftist.
>>712882857
This doesn't make any sense
>>712878141
https://discord.gg/YwDV95k JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>712878141
My results here
>>712882592
I can tell you what a Marxist is. And I can tell you that I'm not.
I do not believe in communism
I just do believe in freedom, and I believe that market is a piece of shit creating inequality.
If for you it's Marxism, ok then, I'm Marxist. But if you say that it is, you clearly don't know what Marxism really is
>>712881800
You haven't even said what is hypocritical about it, a little less vague, bud.
sure smells like pozz up in here
It's me and Gandhi.....
>>712882808
Not samefag but, shitty one-minute version: (by definition) the majority of people are not rich, so are pretty much unaffected by the "restricting" laws that leftist policy implements, and are given more personal freedom to actually accomplish things economically by utilizing safety nets. Conversely, in a "free" market, it's just the oligarchs/corporations/etc making the rules which keep them getting richer and the poor getting poorer, which restricts personal freedoms on everyone who isn't able to just wipe their ass with cash.
It's kind of nice that all of 4chan hasn't been turned into retard pollacks yet
>>712883125
are you really too dumb to get it? wow ok
everyone in the green square is a faggot that looks like the people in the pic, its really simple
>>712882808
That`s not how it works. If you claim something, you have to show some other evidence in order for it to be taken seriously, just demanding somebody else to disprove you first is unlogical.
(russels teacup is a famous example, and not as overused as the flying spaghetti monster)
>>712883844
not a question
Comrades!
>>712882717
Nope
>>712884161
>>712882646
>Sure bud
And with that damning, powerful criticism, the great edifice of Marxian critique crashes to the ground
>>712884296
I understand the argument that Marxism has never been tried. However, if every instance in history it has gone wrong and been taken advantage of. Isn't that reason enough to say that Marxism should be avoided?
>>712884296
>the great edifice of Marxian critique
lmfao
>>712878141
Who the fuck isn't in the green square?
Fucking downers.
>>712878141
So I am basically in the middle, what does it mean?
>>712885343
normal people who think with facts over feelings aren't in the green square for starters
>>712878141
Right 8, down 4.5
Breddy much Friedman desu
Honestly surprised there were so many left of center /b/ posters
>>712879450
I think it's quite obvious not to exclude friends based on political affiliations. You're far better of judging your friends, or anyone for that matter, based on action and not thought.
>>712883506
>>712883401
>>712883264
>>712878828
>>712878656
>>712883287
So you're a general anticapitalist?
>Inb4 muricans say that the only people who hate capitalism are Marxists
>>712886149
I think the feminnazis and bombing muslims should be switched but aside from that. Pretty accurate
>>712885950
>got in the green square for not being mad at people for having sex before marriage, not getting mad at gay people or thinking that bottled water being a commodity is a sad thing
>"""facts""" over feelings
>>712886026
Well I don't like capitalism. But I don't believe anything else is possible.
I'm more for a kind of strongly controlled capitalism
>>712886387
i got in the red square with those answers too. you're a faggot
>>712882717
im more authoritarian and more leftist
Have left some room to be more libertarian
>>712886387
You can be in any square with those answers. The vast majority of western governments are in the blue.
>>712886568
>thinks red square has any credibility to talk down to green
>>712886956
yea you're right actually my b
>>712886149
this is the true
>>712887037
Like, only two of those are far right enough to be Ayn Rand. The rest are all pretty far left of most western governments.
Also
>Paul Ryan
>Purple Square
>>712878141
Wow
Apparently, I'm ready for Hillary :^)
Does anyone else think this survey uses a lot of objective things but then asks for a subjective response?.
For example:
>A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system.
This statement is true: A single party state does not have to have any discussion at all if they do not wish to, and therefore can skip a step and just get right to the task at hand. That is an advantage over democratic states with multiple parties.
Whether a single party is a good form of governance is a different question, but the question in and of itself is pretty much a given advantage over democracy
>>712880937
When we have economic freedom, we have recessions and depressions.
We do need government in the economy in order to keep it from crashing,
>>712888736
My results for reference
>>712887928
>I'm perfect
>>712888736
Yeah I find a lot of these questions are way to open ended.
>>712888893
That is a natural but, if left alone, alleviates itself faster than you'd think. There was a depression in the 20's and all the government did was balance the budget and set interest rates high. The economy was roaring again in 9 months. Compare that to the great depression where Hoover constantly meddled with the economy, seriously aggravating the depression.
Oh well, it seems that i'm a kind of pre-extremist.
I should kill myself.
>>712882857
I'm in the green square and I voted for Donald. The red square is the Hillary voters/SJWs.
Also the chart is messed up because I fucked up taking the picture and don't feel like doing the test again just to get a better one.
>>712878656
>says the degenerate
>>712891257
fucking fascist
I guess i can rule the world with this chart.
>>712888736
It says advantage, it's asking if you agree or disagree that it's an advantage
>>712891178
Except Hillary is in the blue... not as much as Trump but she's still there. She isn't even a democrat, she's a republican masquerading herself as a champion of the democrats, civil rights and shit even though she has been against it up until when she actually had a chance of becoming the American president.
>>712891428
>anything above the middle of the top right square is a nazi, a fascist, a racist, a sexist
>>712891661
Yeah, she's masquerading herself and most sjws fell for it, and sjws are in the red.
>>712891674
Why does "a racist" not sound grammatically correct even though it is? It never hit me on how wrong is sounds until I read it and said it in my head. The English language is fucked.
>>712891775
Some are in the libertarian left and it really sucks because I am surrounded by these feminists because of my position. That and I hate liberals... really fucking hate them. They're the kind of people to walk out of the room when a fight is about to happen.
>>712891778
The language is not retarded, that's just your down syndrome kicking in, time for bed.
>>712882042
i feel you buddy
>>712878141
step it up kids
Reddit worthy but still...
>>712878141
Either you're green square, or you're dumb.
>>712892035
You aren't making yourself sound like you're a reasonable human being while saying that. You have a keyboard, learn to use it.
>>712892079
So true tho. If we eliminated everyone above that line earth would be amaze.
>>712891950
Yeah, but support for actual liberals is increasing and SJWs are starting to die down thankfully. Won't be soon, but it will get better.
>>712892079
This is true.
where are my comrades
>>712892453
Up in the red.
this political compass is biased as fuck. They make everything sound like the left libertarian answer, is the only moral answer.
>>712891440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712879450
i honestly can't see myself being friends with someone who doenst share the same political ideals as me
>>712892079
This is me. I think the religious questions pushed me further left tbh, but I'm definitely a libertarian.
honestly what does this even say about me
>>712892699
but why tho? what does just hanging out and enjoying yourselves have to do with politics?
>>712893240
You're mostly sane, you don't care what people do in their own privacy, and you probably have a more-than-healthy respect for corporations in my opinion.
>>712888888
>>712893324
accurate, feelsgoodman
>>712893385
How is Hitler left? Stalin was incredibly far left. Hitler was more right.
>>712893385
hitler on the left? sure
>green
>what is leppo?
>>712893576
>>712893722
Not on economic policy he wasn't.
Hitler was very authoritarian but authoritarian does not equal right wing.
>>712892513
nah, us spanish anarchist and communist both call each other comrades
>>712893853
nazis are not socialist in any possible way tho?
stalin was an authoritarian from the left, and hitler from the right
>>712893576
>>712893722
How was he right wing?
>>712894295
gr8 b8 m8
>>712893311
i dont really know why, but the moment i find out a person is a conservative or just right wing in general i inmediately stop liking them
maybe bc im a minority?? i really have no idea
>>712878141
Libertarian masterrace reporting in
>>712878141
I may have got way more left than I actually am, I just answered impartially for a lot of questions.
>>712892623
because it is, and you are resisting logic and good morality
at first I thought I was a communist lol
>>712892623
because it is, my friend
>>712894933
far from it! you are a sound libertarian socialist. You would puke at communism lol
>>712892623
True, the creator is very left libertarian from what I know, you should try the spekr test instead
anyone 18+ in green box is either a cuck or degenerate
>>712878141
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/
>>712878141
Tfw I thought I was a centrist
>>712894689
The only acceptable position to be in.
>>712895308
You are...
>>712895366
Dead center or nothing, faggot.
>>712894295
>Very protectionist
>Stringent labor regulations
>Government stimulus spending
I could go on but Nazism involves a lot of leftwing policies.
In 1776 territory.
>>712894295
>>712895453
I do agree that Stalin was more left though. Hitler was just also left of center.
get on my level
>>712878141
Heil Hitler
If you're not purple you're a state-cuck, simple as that.
All you green fags got a starving shit in the streets hippy because everyone else from that quadrant was either a do nothing potsmoker or died of starvation.
The Y axis is more important to me than the X axis. If you're an authoritarian, fuck you. If you're too far left or right, fuck you.
Is this good or bad?
>>712878141
Eurofag here
>>712895841
Pretty good, what sucks about these tests is it won't say if you got middle because you have 2 extremist views that cancel out
>>712895841
depends on the person you ask
but this test is so fucking biased, so it's not really an indicator of what your actual political ideology is lmao
we just do it for the funsies
>>712895672
If you unironically use the word 'cuck,' you're an idiot. Fuck you.
>>712895643
2nd worst kind of person.
I end up in the red square because I am not a religious Conservative, as I simply don't believe in God. Christian values, however, the diamond of society.
Use Filteries.com. A more accurate description.
> what does this even mean
>>712896149
Most tests are biased and you have to know things like: strongly disagree to "women have rights over their own bodies" means you oppose abortion
>>712896445
It means you like smoking pot and sharing your opinions.
>>712896282
What is going on, state-cuck?Do you want a national agency to control your posts so you don't embarass yourself?
>>712896445
God you are fucken disgusting.
>>712896543
I don't smoke weed, I don't have a problem with it, I just don't use
Reminder to all the blue square newfriends of this thread.
>>712896445
You want anarchy but also a government to change your diapers
>>712896674
>implying
You can't put old fags on a scale because they dont fucken exist anymore.
>>712896445
I got the same results, we're libertarian centrists.
Live and let live, with a few social safety nets and programs, basically.
. . . class consciousness, today, can only be consciousness of capital. In the fight for their lives, proletarians must destroy that which separates them. In capitalism, that which separates them is also what unites them: the market is both their atomization and their interdependence. It is the consciousness of capital as our unity-in-separation that allows us to posit from within existing conditions – even if only as a photographic negative – humanity’s capacity for communism.
>>712896930
i just fucking did, call the mods.
>>712896932
Congrats, you're a useless pussy with no strong political convictions.
Can somebody tell me why anybody would willingly live in an authoritarian society? Do you like having your ass wiped in exchange from having your freedoms stripped?
>>712896643
exactly. you dont think people should be criminalised for their personal habit that hurts no one. being on the green side means you dont think corporate power should hold too much sway over society
>>712896932
Fucken Normie.
>>712897068
93% of the country like voted for that shit. weird isnt it.
>>712897068
Authoritarianism can be usefull and necesary in times of great trouble. Example: You're being invaded.
I'm happy with these results.
>>712878141
I am the cancer of /b (according to the popular opinion)
Threadly reminder
>>712897068
Firstly, moral absolutists would have no problem with what they see as objectively correct forms of life being imposed on all members of a society.
Secondly, it's always a trade-off, a judgement that balances freedom lost to potentials gained, and some people just weigh that balance differently to you, or give more weight to the lives of others.
Thirdly, couldn't you have figured this stuff out before posting if you just spent a couple of seconds thinking about it? I'm way down in the libertarian end, but still...
>>712883042
You are a faggot
>>712897395
>an all powerful government won't be bought out by corporations.
Sure kiddo.
>>712897395
fucking this
>>712897207
Wouldn't armed citizenship solve that?
>>712897506
rules are different for the rich. national borders dont even apply to them.
>>712897395
>Johnson voters actually believe this
>>712882717
What does this say about me
>>712897655
Johnson is in the purple. Stein is the Green.
>>712897395
>Corporate Tyranny
>Because corporations can put a gun in your head and force you to do stuff like the government.
Sign this petition which demands that the CEO of Reddit resign.~
www.change.org/p/reddit-steve-huffman-should-step-down-as-ceo-of-reddit
I expected to be more right
>>712897524
How are you going to organize those people? How are you going to make sure they use the guns to fight the invading force and not to procure/secure resourses for themselves/their close ones? How are you going to make sure the people with guns on the next street are friends and not enemies?
>Pro tip: With strong goverment actions.
>>712897716
haute bourgeoisie and proud of it
>>712897769
you mean like they do in gold and diamond mines in africa?
Red: Psychopaths who want to take what others produce
Blue: Power-hungry sociopaths
Purple: edgy teens who learned about politics from the internet
Green: lazy stoners
>>712878141
here is my political opinion
>>712882717
I hope so you fucking marxist.
>>712897773
David Duke is a strong, sexy man who don't need no lips
>Right Libertarians
>>712897906
welcome to the centre-right, can i offer you a position in our foreign policy Washington think tank?
>>712897849
You mean those supported by local governments?
>>712897068
I feel like corporations deserve to flourish and government should be strong. I also feel like you get what you earn, and if you can't be civilized and respect rough edges in the world you need to get the fuck out.
>Pro Gay Marriage
>Pro Abortion
>Be Nationalist
>Everyone should be proud of race
>Don't discriminate on religion and race
>Discriminate on personal choices of people and there ability to succeed
Example: Mike Brown was a criminal who got shot and killed based on his own mistakes and terrible parenting.
Example: Trayvon Martin and Zimmerman where both guilty. No one deserved to die, but it happened. Owell.
Example: Immigration should be controlled and you need to be able to respect the society and work with it. It doesn't need to work with you.
>>712897906
>green
>kill every muslims
At least your grammar fit in
>>712897977
>recreational nukes
Kek
>>712896930
we still do faggot.
>>712878141
>>712897977
>>712897068
Belief that abortion and the ability to receive welfare as an able-bodied individual aren't "rights"
>>712897723
I am easily pleased. Gimme /v/ and /k/ and Ill live my life. I don't care about gays as long as they keep it to them selves. Taxation is not bad at a reasonable percentage.
>>712898007
It tells you something when corporations can buy off small countries
>>712898342
Fucking saved
>>712898213
>Wouldn't have happened if you had bought your own heavy machine gun by 0,12 bitcoins.
And, do you wanna talk about that thing on the bottom of the pic, friendo?
>>712898142
>be oldfag
>triggered by autistic comment
yah okay lol.
>>712898349
That if it weren't by those governments using their power to slave people, said corporations wouldn't be able to use slaves.
>>712898448
I googled anarcho capitalist memes to rebuild my collection since my hard drive failed.
this thread is filled with left cucks
>>712898703
That hard drive must really be yours, because just like it you also failed.. at life.
>>712898794
So's yer ma
>>712882717
hi friend
>>712886026
the only people who hate capitalism are Marxists
>>712886026
>>712899160
Neonazis do, they claim to hate it all.
Spekr is much better, fuckin faggots
Mah comrades.
Going towards Hitler baby
>>712899588
this, spekr.org
Also, a quick reminder that lefties on 4chan are a minority and they're not welcome here.
(I know it's /pol/, but /pol/ visits /b/ and vice versa quite a lot, so at least half of /b/tards are also /pol/tards and the other way around).
>>712899158
>>712899425
are you me?!
>>712899818
awful, you should be able to vote multiple times on that
>>712878141
im almost towing the line
what does this mean for me
>>712899818
>we don't like you so go away
I know /pol/ hates minorities but if all the rational people leave it'll be even more of a tumblr-level echo chamber than it already is.
>>712899160
Welcome to the minority, capitalist scum
And while you're at it, check em
>>712899947
Nope. I tried. It said "you've already voted".
I doubt a lot of people used proxy just for that.
>>712899588
disagree, mainly because it shows you where you are on the compass as you answer the questions, allowing you to modify your answers to bring you closer to where you feel you 'should' be
>>712899818
why aren't minorities welcome in a libertarian environment?
>>712900262
I hope that both NatSoc and Leftist-fags leave, so /pol/ can finally become a libertarian heaven
>>712900376
Thing is you can be a national socialist, traditionalist and a fascist all at the same time, its an awful chart.
>>712899824
Yes
>>712880528
And yet the only ones who advocate economic workplace democracy are socialists. How's that freedom treating you, wage-slave?
>>712878734
>doesnt wanna control lives of other people
>leftist
>>712880768
they would be able to afford doctors if you didnt tax them out the asshole
Pretty damn Gandhi.
>>712898282
I guess not.
?
>>712900398
You must be a retard to modify your views on a specific test w/out even considering upon your choice just because "you feel" like you're a Libertarian (for example) or whatever.
>>712900517
Who told you that? It's just that they are constantly creating cheap b8-ting posts, argue like children etc etc. Not like NatSoc is somehow better, they both suck. It's ok to have them but I'm asking them to be quiet. Like, seriously, Libertarians are the majority but /pol/ nowadays is full of Left-Wing b8s and NatSoc "White Superiority" threads, I'm getting quite tired of it.
>>712899588
Nic3 dubs
Might wanna check these
>>712901017
Check'd
>>712901054
WOAH YOU'RE JUST BAT-SHIT CRAZY
>>712900680
Have a good gig with an independent contractor where I work my own hours for $20. All while I put myself through school.
Pretty good. Commie scum.
>>712901271
Sure I am.....
>>712901626
I dont entirely like these, because alot of times the answer is essentially, its to complicated for yes or no, or its, depends on the situation, or its just simply i have no opinion either way
>>712878141
This is all I got
streamboobs.com
>>712885410
It means you aren't a massive ideologue.
>>712878141
want to read a sam kriss piece on why this mode of political self-identification is reductive and ideologically motivated
