Pay attention at this while i go out, i'll be back in 30 minutes
YES SIR.
>>712876621
sure thing anon
I prefer regular
Can I have a sip?
>>712876621
That is some gritty ass water.
Fuck you! we are not your personal army!
U leav its my africo water now
>>712876728
I want some too, I´ll just divide it
There we go
Get fucked op
>>712876914
>>712876935
Don't worry OP i got a new fresh glass
>>712876914
>>712876935
Not even same fag. Noice
>>712876861
thanks bud!
>>712876990
Oh boy..
Don´t worry boys, I brought backup
OP will be back in 23 minutes, we fucked up to soon
shieeeeeet
>>712877186
Its too light, he will know
>>712877304
I´ll just add some extra powder
>>712877186
God damn it anon we need darker chocolate milk, someone go to the grocery store fast!
>>712877186
We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up We fucked it up
>>712876914
>>712876935
MODS MODS
Oh Fuck! ... What now?
>>712877373
let´s just fucking add some syrup, nobody will be able to notice
May God have mercy when OP comes back
SOMEONE RUN THEIR FAT FUCKIN ASS DOWN TO 7/11 AND GET SOME NIGGER MILK NOW NOW NOW NOW
shitinginaglass.webm
>>712877582
I'M ON IT HOLYFUCKINGJESUSSHITBALLSAHHHHHHH
My phd in chocolate milkology let´s me come to the conclusion that we are fucked
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE TELL OP QUICK SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHING NOW
>>712878019
We give him strawberry milk.
>>712877891
RUN YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER FLASH RUN
We failed, boys. Time to jump the fuck off OP's apartment.
OP here, I just came to check on you gu-
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DID YOU DO?!
WHO THE FUCK'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
>>712876787
Newfag
>>712876861
Can I have some too?
>>712876995
Yeah it is dumbfag
>>712878255
I saw a nigger do it. I swear. He came in with a spear and everything
>>712878255
only 20 minutes passed you are not OP faggot
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT 3 MORE MINUTES WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MILK
>>712876621
>>>712877373
>let´s just fucking add some syrup, nobody will be able to notice
Yup well be ok
>>712878152
RUNNNNN
Hey there's some extra chocolate milk in OP's fridge. Guess I'll just drink it all
>>712878425
All wil b okie
Guys, I got this. Look what I slapped together!
OP WE ARE SO SPRRY PLEASE FORGIVE US
Got some more, don't worry.
Got you fam
>>712878588
NOT DARK ENOUGH!!!
OK OK OK OK DON`T FREAK OUT IT`S FINE I FIXED IT IT`S FINE
>>712878255
IT WAS THE NIGGERS I SWEAR! YOU KNOW ITS ALWAYS THE NIGGERS OP.
OH FUCK!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
WE'RE SO FUCKED IF OP RETURNS!
>>712878633
Okay, let me throw in some more chocolate powder and syrup, aaaaand-
>>712878752
YOU DUMBASS YOU DOOMED US ALL
>>712878784
Mind if I add a special ingredient
>>712878829
NOOOOO!
>>712878878
ITS GOING TO MAKE IT TOO WHITE
>>712878351
I didnt post the gif faggot
>>712878752
YOU STUPID FUCKER YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL, WE HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKED IT UP FOR ALL OF US, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR SELF
>>712878878
He'll never notice. Throw it in, and mix it up.
Alright guys act natural. If anyone asks, it was like that when we got here
4chan
>where spilled milk has caused a emergency of biblical proportions
FUCK IT ABANDON THREAD IT'S OPS PROBLEM NOW
hey guys what's up-- oh sweet, chocolate milk!
>>712879064
Look it's fine. I can run to the shops and get some more! Just make sure OP doesn't see!
WE'RE SCREWED GUYS!!
-co się stało?
-mleko się wylało!
>>712879193
Not just any milk CHOCOLATE milk
>>712879254
YOU DUMBASS
THAT WAS OP'S SEMEN FILLED CHOCOLATE MILK
>>712879314
that's even WORSE!!
>>712879254
NO DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT
Hey I found this under OPs bed any good???
>>712879369
Too late
Shit guys
RUN!
>>712879341
>>712879369
i-- what? it was just-- sitting there---
>semen-filled
oh no.
we shouldn't cry over spilled milk
>>712879401
That'll do.
Hey guys OP here i got home early !
Where is my chocolate milk ?
>>712879074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>712879483
WE WARNED YOU ASS WIPE
I prefer regular anyways
>>712879508
Over here
>>712879401
*Shifty eyes*
>>712879483
You just drank my semen
>>712879508
About that OP...
>>712879448
Thats it we're out fuck this
>>712879483
you're pegrenant now
Quick someone pass me a glass real quick I found a chocolate milk pond in the bathroom tastes like Nutella too!!!
>>712879508
Well... A spoopy ghost knocked over your milk
>>712879609
>drinking semen gets you pregnant no matter what gender you are
great job anon
>>712879705
>drinking semen gets you pregnant in the first place
Even better job, anon.
OP PLEASE I CAN EXPLAIN
Someone screencap the thread.
>>712879508
W-what? Chocolate milk? I didn't see any chocolate milk
>>712879568
That tasted weird. Did you do something with-oh i don't feel good...
>>712879508
OP, what the fuck are you talking about...
You left no chocolate milk
>>712880082
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK QUICK CHECK HIS PULSE
>>712880082
Ok that bought us some time, now we need to get that chocolate milk right now
>>712879646
Right here right here where's the fucking glass!!!!
>>712880204
NIGGA WE KILLED HIM
>>712880180
He's dead. Great. Now we can't be convicted of a chocolate milk felony
Have fun getting fat off of your chocolate milk beta fags.
>>712880082
SHIT!
WHAT NOW?!
SOMEONES GONNA FIND THIS CORPSE EVENTUALLY....
Anyone here a cannibal?!
>>712880324
THATS THE GOOD PART. BUT WHERE ARE WE GOING TO HIDE HIS BODY?
>>712880410
ME BUT IT TAKES ME AWHILE
Look we are all equally responsible we should blend his body up and take a glass each toasting our dear beloved OP as we sink the fucker.
>>712880524
Here anon. This should make it better
Necromancer here, anyone need help?
>>712880593
Good idea I'll get my knife to chop him up
guys i miscarried, the baby died during childbirth
>>712880694
good, we can use that for the smoothie
>>712880665
Yeah sooooo we acedently killed OP. Anything you can do about that?
I'm calling the cops
>>712880665
Nah, we've got a cannibal on our case.
You can leave or whatever...
Want some milk?
>>712880665
So, do you just use a phoenix down, but spout some mumbo jumbo as you use it to seem menacing and dark?
>>712880823
SHIT NIGGA!! GET 'IM!!
QUICK SOMEONE PHONE A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!!!!!
I've cut my pinky chopping up OP
>>712880823
OH NO YOU DON'T
>>712880823
DON'T YOU DARE!
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL BUSTED?!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US?!
>>712880524
That'll be a GREAT Thanksgiving meal for you!
>>712880782
Do you have the sacrifice needed for me to ressurect him? I need about tree fiddy.
>>712880899
MEDIC!!!
>>712880926
Aww hell naw!
This aint no necromancer he da Loch Ness Monster!
ALWAYS ASKING FOR TREE FIDDY!
>>712880823
Hey there, want some chocolate milk?
>>712880926
YOU GOT IT
>>712880899
Did he dieded?
>>712881045
NO!
*grabs hand*
He's the Loch Ness Monster you idiot!
>>712880665
Random necromancy inspection. Just che-...By the emperor!
>>712881103
Unfortunately, nerve gas turned into nanoblades and cut him, and then entered his bloodstream, killing him.
>>712881124
OH FUCK
>>712881103
The crazy assed cannibal offered to kiss it better he's now a pinky down
>>712880082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi5XrfOJ-MQ
IM TRYING TO RESSURRECT HIM GUYS
>>712880899
This is all i can do!!
We need to get him to a hospital!!
You're all under arrest faggots
>>712881045
Haha! I was no necromancer, it was me all a long! The Loch Ness Monster! Thanks for the tree fiddy!
>>712881293
FUCK SHIT NO NO NO NO IT WASNT ME I SWEAR IT WAS THAT ONE NIGGA
>>712881293
I don't think so fucker
>>712881293
FUCK YOU *PUNCHES COP IN THE DICK*
>>712881293
OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS
>>712881293
OK I will Cum quietly officer but you need to search me first I have drugs hidden wear your mama bottom burps
>>712881195
>>712881228
We are all in deep trouble now. :(
>>712881293
I'm not going to back to prison you punk ass cop.
>>712881293
What seems to be the problem officer? We are all white men.
>>712881498
Now we have a cop trying to get us, 2 dead people and a dead baby
we're fucked...
>>712881654
>>712881654
Give the cop the milk
It was me officer... I spilt OP's milk
>>712881293
suck my dick cop!
>>712881293
Here's some chocolate milk officer
ok we are 41 guys here.
3 bring thumb anon to the hospital. BE FAST U FUCKS HE IS DYING!!
5 should roll the magic dice for the nercromancer ritual, dubs should do it.
The other ones have to lie to the cop, fast we need some psychologist or some shit like that, make him feel that everything is allright.
JUST DONT GIVE HIM THE CHOCHOLATE MILK OR HE WILL DIE ASWELL!
>>712881654
Well, I don't wanna do time for this shit, goodbye cruel world...
>>712881853
Rollin for the ritual
>>712881836
I don't want your milk
>>712881853
> shrink reporting in
Holy shit I just realised we spilled brown milk.
Not white milk fucking brown!!!
Niggas be rioting any minute now
>>712881914
DONT DO IT
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>712881914
NO! DONT DO IT ANON
>>712881853
I ALREADY GAVE HIM SOME
>>712881956
THEN TAKE THIS COPPER!!!
GET IN THE CAR, LET'S GET OUT
https://youtu.be/9jOqOlETcRU
How could you fags mess up this quick.
>>712881842
SHIT HE SHOT ME IN THE SHOULDER!!
LAST STAND!!!!!
IT'S FREEDOM OR DEATH!!!
>>712881956
OH SHI-
>>712882083
>>712882050
GET THAT VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY
>>712876621
https://sli.mg/Do0KNL
I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN
>Rolling for my dexterity to get the fuck out
If you guys would have left the chocolate milk alone none of this would have happened.
>>712881993
thank god he refused!
DONT FUCK UP NOW !
HE.... FUCKING... SHOT... ME.... IN... THE..... THROAT
>>712882194
FUCK YOU NIGGA, I'M CALLING MY BOYS !
KICK HIS ASS
>>712876621
Ugh! It's fuckin' Ovaltine!
YOU GUYS SPILT MY NIGGAS CHOCOLATE MILK?
DIE FUCKERS *SKRT SKRT*
>>712882190
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>712880082
Maybe Satan could help us!
Roll Satanic trips to get OP back to life
T...ell mmy... bbodypillow... I ll..ove herr
>>712882471
He's long dead...Get satan to help us with the damn police!!
You filthy heretics are all done for. The emperor loved chocolate milk!
>>712882471
>>712882541
rolling for satan
>>712882541
Ok im tryin im trying but we first need to sacrifise something! Like a goat or something!!
>>712882434
Was this you this morning retarded nigger? You wasted way too much chocolate milk. Kys.
This thread is fucking fantastic
>>712882666
satan pls
>>712882666
SATAN GET!! WE CAN RESSURECT OP!!
>>712882666
SATAN LOVES THIS THREAD.
CONFIRMED
>>712882666
satan kill da cops
Ah fuck I'm a ghost now
>>712882507
Everyone is dying.... because we couldn't leave the chocolate milk alone..
>>712882642
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL UNLOAD A CLIP IN YOUR BALLS
MY FREE TIME AIN'T NOTHING FOR YOU
>>712882666
>>712882811
No, don't kill da cops
>>712882820
AW HELL NO!
We going back, faggot!
Stan trips, please annihilate the law enforcement?
>>712882733
I'm trying. Having done this in ages.
>>712876861
You said a sip asshole
>>712882820
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?
>>712882738
DO IT FUCKING AVENGE ME KILL THE COPS
>>712882666
>>712882882
NO, KILL DA COPS !
>>712882666
How convintant
>>712882820
YYYOOOOOUUUUU IDDDIIIOOOOTTTT
What will satan do?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11725713
>>712882820
wait till OP sees this
HEY MATT GIVE ME A YOU
oh wait...
>>712883173
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11725713
THE VOTES ARE IN
>>712883173
Kill da cops
>>712883269
OP IS DEAD
>>712883173
>>712883060
>>712883044
>>712883035
>>712882882
>>712882811
>>712882738
>>712882733
>>712882731
SATAN HERE. DO THE STRAW POLL AND YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND ;^)
I'M CALLING THE ARMY
>>712883302
SINCE THE POLL IS IN..
I WILL KILL DA COPS AND REVIVE ALL THE FALLEN
>>712883411
FUCKIN YYYEEEEEEEESSSS
Show mercy on my soul Satan. plz
>>712883411
You gotta kill da military now!
>>712883384
OH NO, they where the special forces!
>>712883503
>>712883411
http://www.strawpoll.me/11725754
IS SATAN KILL DA MILITARY???
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What even is this thread anymore
>>712883411
YESSSSS I CAN FUCKING FEEL MY SOUL RISING FROM HELL
>>712883489
>>712883503
GIFT ME A SACRIFICE TO KILL THE MILITARY.
IF I FEEL MY NEEDS HAVE BEEN MET, I WILL KILL THEM.
>>712883672
WELCOME BACK OP
>>712883672
We did it Guys!!
BRING IT YOU ASSHOLES
>>712883672
>>712883585
>>712883548
>>712883503
>>712883789
>>712883774
ANSWER THE STRAW POLL TO SEE WHAT I DO NEXT.
WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT, I WILL GIVE
>>712883585
no, don't kill da military. Da military is making delicious chocolate milk in a hidden basement.
>>712883690
Here take this innocent loli soul!!
include me in da screencap
>>712883854
yes.. YES.
MILK.
CHOCOLATE MILK. YOU HAVE FULFILLED MY DESIRES. ALL OF YOUR WISHES ARE NOW MY COMMAND MORTALS >:^)
>>712883901
preparing zyklon-b
>>712883917
don't hurt the lolis!!
>>712883988
ok post tits
>>712884055
But we need to! We need to do it for OP!!
>>712883988
What if I don't have any wishes?
>>712883988
NOW KILL EVERYONE
Is it over? Have we won?
EVERYONE HAS 1 MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS TO TELL ME THEIR WISHES.
BUT DON'T FORGET WHY I'M HERE, AND WHY IVE COME ABOUT.
CHOCOLATE MILK IS WHY. AND CHOCOLATE MILK IS THE IMPORTANCE OF MY PRESENCE
>>712883672
OP I'm sorry for all that I have caused, can you forgive?
>>712884389
GIVE ME YOUR POWERS
>>712884389
KILL THE MILITARY AND POST SOME TITS
>>712884389
Make catgirls for domestic ownership real please!
>>712884389
I wish we could have more time to wish
>>712884389
KILL DA POLICE AND RESURRECT THE LOST SOULS OF THIS THREAD
>>712884389
GIVE ME YOUR POWERS TO ME TOO
WHO WE GONNA CALL!
>>712884608
THOSE ARE MY POWERS DONT ASK FOR THEM
>>712884389
Just fucking bring op back only he can save us all
>>712884402
YOU FOOL I AM A DEMON POSING AS OP
>>712884190
>>712884471
>>712884495
>>712884508
>>712884561
>>712884589
>>712884608
I WILL GRANT ALL YOUR WISHES... BUT THERE IS ONE AMONG THE REST THAT HOLDS IMPORTANCE. AS PROMISED, A TIT PIC. BUT.
I ALSO GRANT THE WISH OF GOING BACK IN TIME TO WHERE OP HAD JUST LEFT THE CHOCOLATE MILK.
UN. HARMED.
pay attention to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAK0Pn1huGM
>>712884787
DO IT ALREADY WERE ALL GONNA DIE
WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, OP'S CHOCOLATE MILK WILL BE REVIVED, AND ALL WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL.
ONE
TWO
THREE
*snap*
WE GOING BACK IN TIME BOYS
>>712884787
DO IT YA PUSS
>>712884787
fuck going back. cops are dead and we got tons of chocolate milk for op.
>>712885081
ok all good , op's chocolate milk is fine
>>712885081
...
>>712885114
i'm sorry I have to do this
Hey guys, I'm back! Thanks for taking care of my chocolate milk, pass the glass so I can have a sip?
*trips on shoe lace*
OH FUCK!
>>712885228
leave some for us!!
>>712885228
You're welcome OP :)
>>712885228
Sure OP here you go
>>712885228
Comming right up
>>712885081
did you make sure to get the right chocolate? Op's sure to notice it anythings even the slightest bit wrong.
i am warnig you guys
dont wish for more satan fucks up everything, he is evil!
maybe we will go back in time but then our blood will be the chocolate milk or some shit like that
DONT FUCKING WISH FOR THINGS OR I WILL MURDER YOU!!!
FUUUUUCKCCK!!!!!!
WE'VE DONE IT AGAIN BOIS!!
>>712885273
you fucking nigger
>>712885273
What have you done! YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF OP! LORD GIGA NIGGER PLEASE DESTROY THIS SCUM
>>712885273
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>712877358
This poster poisoned it. Don't drink it OP. He's looking all rapey.
>>712885273
YOU FUCKNG DUMBASS YOU DOOMED US ALL
SHIT IS UNDER CONTROL
>>712885273
What the fuck did you just fucking do to OP's chocolate milk , you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712885273
YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>712885415
LORD GIGA NIGGER IS HERE. EVERYONE INVOLVED WILL BE SMITTEN DOWN UNLESS THEY SHOW THEIR LEGAL SINGLES
>>712885273
OH MY GOD WERE DOOMED
I SEE NOW.. YOU MORTALS CAN'T TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING NICE..
I GAVE YOU ALL A CHANCE. I MADE NO STRINGS ATTACHED DEALS WITH ALL OF YOU.
I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE COOL... I'M SO SAD NOW.
> >>712885590 (you)
>>712885590
h-here you go lord giga
>>712885590
Don't worry, I'm not evil.
>>712885590
HERE YOU GO GIGA NIGGER
>>712885648
oh fuck off you crybitch
>>712885590
Only singles here
>>712885844
ILLEGAL NIGGER HERE!
>>712885590
mercy oh lord giga
>>712885844
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THE NIGGER FAGGOT OF DEATH WILL STRIKE YOU IN
3
2
1
>>712885844
Oh you're fucked
Here lies us, killed in a chocolate milk accident
>>712885844
why
someone pls make a simulator of this thread
WHERE DA SCREENCAP AT YOU NIGGERS
>>712886007
>007
You know what to do.
>>712885590
the past tense of smite is smote
>>712886045
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION
>>712886045
GREAT, OP here, i'm pleased!
>>712886275
nah thats for a diffrenrt problem
>>712876621
OMG AFTER TWO HOURS. ITS STILL HERE AND WELL. NO NIGGERS NUTHING
A chocolate milk thread hitting reply limit. What a time.
Hey guys, whats going on here?
HOW DO WE SAVE OURSELVES
I'm proud of this thread
>>712885590
I am innocent, I have just get here!
