Where do you cum when jerking off and how you cleanup /b/?
>>712859175
girlfriend mouth
>cum straight up
>cum falls on dick/pubic area
>gather cum with hand
>wash hand
Simple, really.
>>712859175
In my mouth. No clean up needed
i wipe it off on whatever tshirt i am wearing
up your butt and around the corner
in underwear then just pull pants back up
>>712859175
Mouth and swallow, easy as that
>>712859175
Stand over the toilet.
Hand flick it out of the window..
>>712859175
on the carpet then stomp rub it in
>>712859334
Me too. But I would never admit it to someone I know in real life.
Cuming is old school ###NO FAP CHALLENGE!
>>712859175
cum in foreskin, no mess
>master race
>>712859175
I use a tissue. I precum on the edge, then once I'm about to cum I'll wrap the tissue over the head of my dick, and grab my foreskin through the tissue. Then I cum into the tissue. I squeeze the cum in my dick after cumming into the tissue, and then wipe off my dick with the outside of the tissue that's been formed into a cup. Usually I'll use some toilet paper to wipe off any cum from my dick that the tissue didn't have enough dry surface left for. This is a critical step, as toilet paper tends to stick to my dick. Small parts rip off and stay stuck on my dick and are a bitch to get off.
>>712859971
i was doing that for few years and carpet got so stiff i had to break it with a hammer when i was getting rid of it
>>712859632
Thought I was alone on this one.
>>712859175
on my hand, then I lick it off.
>>712860067
Shit, are you me?
>>712860097 i vacuum up the spot quite often so im hoping it wont get crusty. nothing like letting it fly where ever and forgetting its there
>>712860044
brofist.
also, checked.
>>712859175
Paper usually or in my mouth when I selfsuck, haven't sucked for while though..
>>712860098
i second this
>>712859175
in her pussy or ass
wear a condom. makes for an easy clean up
i'm not circumcise, so i cover it and then directly to the toilet .
>>712860329
Well..., that's a total waste of a potentially good fap session.
>>712860115
Same here
>>712859175
I fold a paper plate in half so i don't give myself a facial then i clean up with baby wipes and flush them then just toss the plate.
>>712860741
That's quite a fap ritual.
>>712860809
Takes planning but it's worth it can't stand having my cum on me.
>>712860231
until you step in it
I let it fly on my carpet and then one of my dogs usually comes in to the room and clean it up for me
all over myself
>>712860931
Well..., I could never manage that kind of ritual because I fap a minimum of 3-5 times every day, without exception..., really.
(Yes..., I know I have issues.)
>>712860067
This
>>712859294
why not just cum in your hand
I just use a sock
I cum into toilet paper
>>712859822
>Patrician af
>>712859175
Usually in your mom's mouth.
When I'm close to finishing, I just cover the tip in some toilet paper.
I have a fap shirt and when im about to cum im wrap it over my dick and cum into it.
Woman's face.
Make them put in their mouth and swallow it all
>>712859175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
When I'm about to blow my load I pinch my foreskin over the tip of my dick and grip it as tight as I can.
When the white wave of shame bursts through, it inflates like a small balloon.
I then waddle like a chimp to the bathroom and let it drip into the toilet, before wiping it off and continuing my day.
>>712861295
Shit if did it that much i'd be coming dust
i do it once or twice every 2 weeks but i'm married
>>712859175
Tissue usually or the trusty cum-sock, washing after 2 faps.
>>712860015
dude I did 10 days
why isn't ting a thing anymore though
>>712859175
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT
MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS
END THE FAGGOT CONTAMINATION
>>712862428
Over time, the more you cum, the more cum your body manufactures to automatically adjust for it.
It's almost like your body "learns" that you must be the "alpha stud of the herd", or something.
I'm married too.
At first my wife thought it was weird..., but then she figured out that it makes me last **forever** with her when we fuck.
(Which we do quite often.)
Now she's glad I do it.
Retrograde ejaculation. Can cum wherever I am without making a mess, first time I had sex I did it out of habit, was abit awkward to be fair.
>>712859175
i cum into a shot glass and then i swallow it
>>712859373
Same really.
On belly and clean it up with a towel I don't like, wash the towel once a week
>>712862316
>white wave of shame
>waddle like a chimp
My sides
>>712859175
In woman... not my problem any longer.
>>712859175
Masterbation toy or a spot on the carpet o can easily clean without anyone noticing distcoloration or texture as its usually out of the way and under something
>>712859175
ye I always fuckn nut everywhere n I have to struggle not to get my clothes n sht dirty it sux fampai but fuck I could just nut on the towel or whatever
>>712859175
Sometimes into the sink or into the trash can by desk if I'm looking at porn there. Or on floor and rub it in with my sock. But Usually have dick through boxer or pajama pants fly, just cum and let it dry.
>>712860464
no. precum builds inside if you edge a little bit. or you can put lube inside
>>712859175
either on my hand or all over the fucking place
with a towel or i go and wash my hands
>>712859294
Here is the real; way this plays out:
>cum straight up
>cum falls on dick/pubic area
>gather cum with hand
>wash hand
>didnt wash it all, some is on the floor now
>second wipe, is that lint on my balls?
>flick the lint off with cum on hand, now the cum is in my eye
>get mad
>leave cum op floor to dry tomorrow
>spend rest of the night on /b/ and itching my eye
>>712860044
Muh nigga
Squeeze the head of my dick when I cum so nothing comes out. Sounds like it would hurt but it doesn't and I've done this since I was a teenager.
Walk over to the toilet or trash can, release grip, let it flow. Never have to worry about a mess.
>>712860015
did you edge but just not cum?
>>712863012
Holy shit
how do you induce this shit?
just grip the tip of your dick really tight or what?
Straight up cum on my belly, then I use a small towel to clean it up. Then I put the towel back in its drawer, and change it every other week.
>>712860097
Ive been doing that for a few years by now, the carped hasn't turned crusty
I do vacuum every week and if it smells odd i let it sit outside for an hour or two
>>712859175
Sometimes I accidentally cum on my computer screen and its a touch screen so my computer thinks the hot cum is a finger and it makes it impossible to close the video I was watching
>>712865704
I've never shot on the screen but my dick tends to leak all over the laptop keyboard.
belly, or chest if it's a really good day. paper towel clean up. i have accidentally also given myself a facial when the blast was especially strong.
I often cum in glasses, the ones people drink in.
Why ? Because I have nothing else close to me
I usually wait until the glass becomes a bit brown and the cum starts to be solid.
My mom used to wonder why glasses would disappear, cause I would throw them by the window when it was too hard to clean them.
So yeah my family drank in glasses that had my cum in it, which is funny
>>712866234
that escalated quickly
In toilet paper, throw it away
Are you guys really that messy?
I keep the cum inside my foreskin and then I dump it where ever I want to. I mostly dump it in OP's mom
You guys are such faggots
>>712866766
No, we just like shemales dude, its different
>>712859175
>clean up
I only do that when I'm dating or married. I just cum all over myself and put my clothes back over it. They stick for a little but after a little the mess evaporates.
>>712859632
>>712860098
>>712860278
ahahaha same bro
>>712859632
Sames
Cum on my stomach and chest, then rub it in like lotion
I tend to shoot so I lay a towel on the ground lengthwise and let loose.
bed nn clean
Sock master race. I just edge for a long fucking time. Right before I cum I stop put a sock over my cock, then beat that fucker like it owes me rubles!
>>712860067
This when I sit at the desk.
When I'm lying on my back, I just put a tissue on my stomach and cum on that.
>>712865981
>belly
this of course
>>712864700
virgin dubs
>>712859175
I take out a HQ printed out of my friend or a ex, put a sheet protector over it and cum all over it, put away to dry, repeat.
probably hottest thing ever to see cum dripping off my ex's mouth onto her tits
>>712859175
seriously, do none of you use condoms? explain yourselves.you can put whatever kind of lube in there, or just let your own precum act as lube. you can nut however many times you want and it feels nice and warm when you do... I'll wait.
I let it be.
i cum on clothes that im going to wash soon.
>>712860067
same
>>712860015
5 months going strong
>>712860008
>>712859334
How can you be so accurate?
>>712859175
Create like a circle of toilet paper, then when i'm about to cum i press it over my dick to create a sort of pocket where cum can gather then just close it and wipe away rest of cum from tip
It's also great for extra stimulation on tip
>>712868146
do you just edge but not cum or not masturbate at all?
>>712859951
my nigga
>>712859175
I'm really into recycling so I use all of my old notes, homework and projects from college.
I use a towel on my chest wich catches all my nut
>>712860044
Nederhomo gedetecteerd
>>712867997
trying this
Into a cum rag. Usually it is some boxers or a shirt.
>>712860015
I just do it on November
6 more days, been edging every day this month. Anyone know what my cumshots gonna be like from experience?
I keep a trash can with a garbage bag under my desk. Just tilt the trash can and I don't have to worry about a thing.
>>712865392
If you do enough kegels you can flex your dick so hard it stops the cum in its tracks, like and extreme version of stopping your piss mid stream.
>>712869580
But you are sitting down aren't you? Don't you have to bend and aim?
In my girlfriends panties. I have a couple of pairs of cum panties. I wrap her panties around my dick, with my hand over them. Wrap the under part were her pussy and ass touch around my head. And cum into her panties. Sometimes I lay her crusted panties on the bed and cum on them. Sometimes I lay her panties on my stomach and cum on them and then clean up with them. Sometimes her panties get used as a plain old cum rag.
>>712870380
It's a tall trash can. The lip of the trash can is basically up to my dick. It's the perfect height.
>>712859175
in your pussy then i clean it up in your mouth
>>712869361
G force strength.
On a leather piano seat in my room. Then I wipe it up with some dirty article of clothing.
I used to just do it on my bed with a laptop and cum in my underwear.
Now I do it at my desk and I have a special "cum blanket" that I use. Been meaning to wash it for a while...
>>712862100
if this is you, you just got your first subscriber
I cum in my gf mouth or ass no pussy dont want a kid to ruin my life
>>712860015
Ive done this. Went 2 months until about a week ago and honestly happier now that I stopped.
The first week is the hardest. You have to develop new habbits and change your daily routine. Started lifting and heavy cardio so I was exhausted at night and could just go to bed. Problem with this is two fold: 1. Lifting greatly increases your testosterone and 2. Qt3's at the gym in yoga pants are crazy. Impossible to ignore and constantly stare at them. Willing to take chances of getting caught because impossible to resist.
I'm happy i stopped. I was getting too sexually frustrated. It was cruel to ignore a major part of what makes you human and denying the only release you can have is a pain that never goes away. I became a creep that enjoyed going to the supermarket just to pick up one thing so I could hopefully find a girl with a nice can that i could walk behind and stare at. My standards went way down and Id find myself lusting over very average women. That was both good and bad as the fantasy of porn sort of distorts our reality of what beauty is. It got to the point where Id pretty much fuck any woman out there.
To celebrate the ending of my streak I called my old fuck buddy whom is not that attractive but always down to fuck. She had gone on birth control shortly before my no fap started and was always encouraging me to cum in her but i was always too paranoid to. She knew of my challenge and again pleaded for me not to pull out. I edged in her for about 10 minutes and then pulled out and went in for a romantic kiss and asked 1 last time if she was current on her pills. She said yes and was exited to share the experience with me so when I was calm I put it back in and started a heavy rythym that I couldnt sustain without going over the edge. That little thought in the back of my mind that reminds me of how risky this was came up at the last second but this time I ignored it and jammed my hips in one last time.
Sock
>>712871999
inspirational story
>checked
>>712870530
My nigga
>>712859175
Tee-shirt
Wife's holes
Faggot down the blocks holes
dude nobody just comes onto the carpeting? i do, jesus am i that weird? i mean it's left a huge discoloration that everyone can see but still idc.
>>712871999
if fapping alone "makes you a creep"..
sorry dude, ive bad news for you: stopping wont make you less of a creep
mantis
>>712873296
Fapping is normal and healthy.
Unnaturally torturing yourself until sexual frustration turns you in to more of an animal than a human is not healthy.
No fap is great in moderation like anything else. Fapping releases tension during long dry spells but it shouldnt be a crutch to lean on and prevent personal growth. Thats what no fap is all about but I dont think it should be black and white. If you make a concious effort to limit fapping to the point where you dont even need porn to do it I think the spirit of the idea has been achieved.
this thread makes for interesting reading
generally just go on the carpet and rub that shit in with my feet... been that way for a few years and no problems to report!
>>712860098
kek u tramp wankers
>>712871319
>Been meaning to wash it for a while...
fugg this thread is keks
>>712873320
Where can I find a mantis like that?
>>712873320
>>712866234
youre not human
>>712859175
in my ass
In toilet or directly onto folded paper towel
>2016
>not cumming in cumjars
>>712859334
After you've had enough chicks kiss you after blowing you, it becomes less of a big deal.
behind the telly
Like this, cum inside toilet
usually on panties
>>712875043
My dicks to big for that, or my toilet is too small
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>>712875233
that's a pretty fat dick.
>>712873320
this has the potential...
How am I the only one doing this right:
Jerk it like tomorrow isn't a thing,
About to nut,
Press hard on base of pein,
Behind balls,
Mid taint,
Keep whacking away,
Full orgasm,
No cum.
>>712859175
cum on belly wipe off with napkin/toiletpaper
>>712875413
Pretty ugly, too
>>712875739
I just flex my taint hard enough to stop cum
>>712875880
I do it too in a pinch but its not as satisfying as letting it all go and making a big mess. Feels so much better
>1. Jerk it until you're about to cum
>2. Press firmly right underneath your ballsack. Right in the gooch.
>3. Continue jerking, cum and a miracle has happened. No jizz, but you still orgasm.
You're welcome.
>>712876050
True.
Seriously I'm starting to feel dirty, no one ever done this?
> fap in my bed before sleep
>squeeze my little man through my trunk/pyjama
>cum with the force of 2.5 sun in my trunk
> sleep and let it dry with my problem
>>712859175
Into a tissue
>>712859334
This and the sink
Kool-Aid Pitchers
>>712859175
Over hand and clean up with tissue or i eat it. I don't cum on body because then that would be gross
>>712860044
filthy uncut fags and their dick cheese.
When fapping while sitting at the desk:
>take two tissues
>put them together, pic related
>wrap around dick
>fap like crazy
>cum into tissues
>go to bathroom, put them in toilet
>wipe tip of dick with toilet paper
Fapping on toilet:
>pretty much like >>712875043
>start fapping
>when about to cum, take two pieces of toilet paper to cum into
>this prevents cum from stay in toilet bowl, it can't always be flushed that easily
When having sex with gf:
>cum inside her
>feeling of me cuming makes her cum as well
>have awesome orgasm
This is how you do it, you faggots.
>>712861655
Finally someone else posts the most sensible option.
>>712868734
wederdetectie gaande, kankerhenk
I cum into a shotglass and eat it every time, love the taste and don't want to miss any
into a fapkin
flush down toilet
>>712862100
i subscribed
>>712860225
LOL
>>712873905
Agree with this anon. A fap or two a day won't do any harm and is godly at relieving stress.
You should only be worried if you start doing it constantly every day.
But if you do start doing it a lot every day you could enter into this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
>>712877187
keep it behind my foreskin and just quickly eat it.
>>712878627
how have i not heard of this?
>>712878627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
i usually do this
>>712868169
>lie on back
>roll up onto shoulders and neck
>pull dick into mouth
>cum buckets
>quickly regret it
>repeat next week, regardless
I always cum in a regular water glass. Rinse glass in sink and repeat. This is the best way to go about it.
