Thread ID 712844556
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I am monitoring this thread
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>>712844653
bruh
>>712844739
Fuck. Start over.
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Nigger
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Ffs start over
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>>712844872
restart - we need to hurry
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>>712844870
Fuck you. Start over again
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C-c-c-combo breaker
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>>712845003
Why. You nigger.
Again.
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>>712845018
that game is shit
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>>712845062
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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start over
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>>712845254
nigger faggot
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nigger dick nigger dick no one has a bigger dick
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>>712845394
what a fucking retards
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>>712845229
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.
>>712845733
Nerve gas you fuckin idiot, bet you keep system 32 virus on your computer.
>>712844790
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Lets be hardocre with alphabet
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Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her boyfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have sex about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their penis.
So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her boobs, I became erection and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my penis, this other girl that has no boobs and is ugly screamed "oh my god!", screaming and pointing at my penis.
I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my penis was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my penis up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my penis and not the rest of the class.
She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my penis and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office.
My penis was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my penis, and I now have to have sex with the entire school.
I don't understand what happen, why are ufly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my penis very small, I do not understand. please help b/
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>>712845404
YOU FUCKER
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I kekked
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TWO
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THREE
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FOUR
>>712846735
Fuck
Dubs check um
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It's gonna happen
>>712847459
What a saint
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HAHAHAHA
>>712847459
hahahahahaha
>>712845062
>talking shit about Killer Instinct
OH NO YOU LE DIDN'T
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>>712847678
NIGGER
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FREDWARD
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>>712848330
NIGGER FAGGOT
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>actually thinking it'll ever happen again
top kek you pathetic cucks
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>>712849180
fuck off.
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>>712847541
Sweet Jesus, that woman is... kinda pretty... but still a worthless whore
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>>712849537
fucker.
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>>712849459
ssshhhh just watch her drip lube into her asshole and be happy
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>>712849633
i say number 1.
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>>712849714
hey, buddy. Fuck off.
counting today, the usual stuff.
>>712845582
Dat time tough
>>712849875
ye.
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>>712850064
go suck a dick.
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I hate niggers I hate jews, your mom is going to die tonight if you don't reply, I hate spics ans arabs too.
>>712850204
Hey, buddy.
go dig a hole, pal.
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5656656151656565
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>>712850193
sad story.
I am able to count to 7.
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>>712850204
Fuck you
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pennis
and also dicke and balls
>>712845062
Somebody's acting like a NEEEEEWWWWFAAAAGGGGG!
>>712850204
Fuck you cunt
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>>712850638
suck a dick.
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damn.>>712850787
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What was so hard about that?
Chicks with dicks
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>>712851986
suck my big black cock
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Fake
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FAG
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>>712852247
your mom hates you
for real this time.
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>>712852481
dude...
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>>712844556
I count to seventeen
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>>712844556
more like the day 1 anon counted to 10 by himself in a dead thread
oh, and 11
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>>712853036
cut it out faggot
>>712852001
Yes it's so big like all monkey members
>>712844556
someone just counted to 41 today you fucking reatards
http://archived.moe/b/thread/712845235/
i saw someone count to 12 yesterday
pic related - the thread image
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>>712852001
Its funny that niggers are proud of their "big cocks" because its a leftover from slavery.
Slave Owners bred males with large cocks at rest because it was thought to be a sign of strength and virility.
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>>712856374
YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>712856260
you think niggers only exist in the US?
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