I'm sad.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm sad.
>>712832621
Tits
>>712832621
Timestamp with tits.
You know the rules
>>712832621
It is sad that you'd post something like this without following the goddamn rules.
Why are u sad?
Follow the rules and we'll talk.
>>712832621
Me too. What are you sad about?
>>712832621
Me too
>>712832621
Hi Sad, I see you got your name changed from faggot.
We're all sad. Make us happy and you will feel happy too.
When did /b/ become such a fucking pussy that they wont even call a number for lulz?
Add my snapchat: BasicallyCancer
I'm bored
So you come to 4chan to whore out and get attention from gross lonely faggots. Good idea.
Same here op why are you sad?
>>712833058
Can't call without the +zone
Add me on Kik: Oscarandio
>>712833212
You can't call because you fail at Google.
>>712833316
That's too much information anon.
>>712833058
my phone is broken
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKl34Em9oT
>>712833111
Nice trips bro
>>712833058
you've earned my respect OP, what seems to be the problem?
Add my snapchat:
BigBadLoser
I'm bored
>>712833058
Where are you from?
>>712833058
phone number is not a timestamp
>>712833058
Wrong again.
I texted it after looking up the number and it came back Invalid. Either the bitch is too poor to afford texting or you're doing a poor PA.
>>712832621
There are rules
>>712833458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJGBFWghWV
>>712833692
Or I'm smart enough to use Google voice. Have a good day. :)
Hurry up bitch I am getting sleepy
>>712832621
show us yo tiddies perdy lady
>>712833762
>smart
There was also no timestamp. No, you have a good day.
>>712833762
So record a hot audio for us or tell us why you are sad just do anything
>>712833907
I will note on the hot chick log how hard you tried to b a winner.
>>712833058
Fucking nice nipples now I wanna see your ass.
>>712834080
Holy shit. Just Google me and shut up, you virgin.
That is a hot body, I want to believe you're real OP
>>712832621
so am i, but i am also drunk so... beat that
>>712834147
Can't without more information. Show me your ass.
>>712833058
Tried callin. No dice.
Fucking troll
>>712834186
ok
>>712834402
why are you sad ?
>>712834402
Show ass. Show ass. Show add. Show ass. Show ass. Show ads. Show ass. Show ass.
>>712834402
Full face or you're not drunk enough
>>712832621
YOu want me to pulll a dick dick out for ya? I can get it all hard for you?
1: No timestamp
2: No face
3:???
4: Fuck off
>>712833762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G8hkUYei4U
This is the part where you spread that ass for us girl.
>>712834402
fuck, you have me beat, i don't have such nice tits, but i do have a small dick...
>>712834402
I'd recognise that mouth anywhere :) post feet fam
>>712834769
she's too retarded to understand what a time stamp is.
>>712834402
nice lips, show more face
>>712834889
>>712833762
it's this :^)
>>712834402
Damn those boobs are gorgeous
>>712834969
vocaroo doesn't play for me and I'm too lazy to fuck about
>>712834785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00iqSYqGzhV
>>712833762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o8LAAN9ma0
.-.
>>712835157
sound hot op, im fapping
>>712835157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V9v9Luy0Rq
>>712835362
Kek
>>712835362
I can imagine a nigga talking
>>712835362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XLyHSkICsx
OP post more pics pls
>>712835157
You have a sexy voice. If my wife wasn't in the next room I record a few things for ya ;)
>>712835362
Your voice is annoying as fuck you sound like your name is Nigel
>>712835618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b4ZEgb9Umr
>>712833058
nice try, you look like you would be fun to talk to, maybe you should post a real number next time
>>712832621
What the fuck is even going on in this thread? Go get fucked or something, OP.
>>712832621
Are you willing to disclose your state of residence?
>>712835857
Good for you faggot, but my name isn't nigel thornberry.
>>712834402
if u make some virgins cum im sure youll feel better, lets get some more pics
>>712835950
>>712835964
Aww. Here are the sweet summer children. Welcome to the fucking club.
>>712835449
You have no proof behind this accusation.
>>712835870
You are a very untalented person. You wit is weak and your delivery is so poor it makes one cringe to hear it. I'm feeling vicarious embarrassment for you. May god have mercy on your soul.
>>712836078
It's November. Please, autismo. Just end it. Who the fuck replies to hooked bait?
>>712832621
No one cares.
>>712836046
I do the thing. It's nice.
>>712836234
Ok, i never claimed to be talented so it's cool, keep shitposting though since that is your only talent.
>>712836282
Well that makes sense considering all the fucking posts and I haven't 404'd yet..
>>712833058
Has anyone called?
>>712836234
Faggot.
>>712836359
if op, please post a real number.
>>712836530
911
I'm sad.
>>712832621
Holy shit, I actually know this chick. You can't see it in this pic, but she has a tattoo under one of her boobs....can't remember which side though, we were both drunk at the time :(
I'm mad.
>>712836737
did she go to your high school?
>>712836657
thanks, now 911, knows about my boner, thanks
>>>712832621
so does 4...
I'm glad.
OP lets have some fun, you could be chatting with a sexy hacker who's on here to fuck shit up and get sexy or you can continue to argue with Nigel and the English virgin circle jerks team of 2016
>>712836859
Hi glad, I'm Dad
>>712836830
No.
>>712836861
Oh my knight in shining armor i knew you would defeat that foul dragon Nigel for me!
>>712836712
>>712836791
>>712836859
Please for the love of god Anon stop posting your disgusting face Faggot.
Go back to your lonely cabin in the woods.
>>712836922
Anything for you baby ;)
>>712836943
>cabin in the woods
Was that a good movie?
>>712836990
Can you give me your email, i'll send you anything you want.
>>712836859
>>712836791
>>712836712
Can I come to your place for Thanksgiving instead? I already agreed to go to my Grandparents and it's depressing as hell.
>Grandpa sits on the couch, can't walk on his own and does nothing but drink cheap Canadian whiskey and watch golf (no football games, only golf...)
>Grandma and my mother sit in the kitchen and gossip about other people because they don't do anything or go anywhere
>My sister is disgusting, never changes her clothes and sits on a couch with her greasy hair hanging in front of her face
No one else shows up and this lasts for 6 hours.
Fuck me I don't want today to be a thing.
>>712836902
Hi dad, I'm rad.
>>712836859
You are a gent and a shcolar, this guy is a derp. And that beard is 100% badassery. He obv can't grow a beard.
>>712832621
Hi Sad...I'm Drunk
Nice to meet ya
>>712837055
you know the rules
>>712837001
No it was shit.
Completely waste of time.
Like that Anons Life
Q x4?
Do you still live in Ft Lauderdal.
I'm fad.
>>712834402
post butthole
>>712837050
Just do what I do. Be hammered.
>>712832621
tits or gtfo
>>712832621
I'll buy you anything on steam if you shit onto the floor and smear it into the words "heil hitler"
>>712837050
Sounds like my dysfunctional family minus the disgusting sister. Replace your grandpa with my uncle and aunt and it's the exact same.
>>712837050
No. You wouldn't want to...
I'm Vlad.
>>712832621
I know that feeling well, wish you were actually a girl and that you where close to me... oh well, have fun op.
>>712837416
You are one sad, desperate, lonely fag.
>>712837047
Dear kind sir, I hope this message finds you well. I cannot send wonderful fotos of mine self loosing clothes until I pay to unlock my email. I am sure you understand baby. Send payment to [email protected]
>>712837525
yeah, thank goodness i didn't post my real face. I almost feel sorry for this fag,
>>712837124
No, I don't know the rules... And, you know I wouldn't follow them anyway, dad. I'm bad.
>>712837047
Lets see what you got .
>>712837720
femanon here. that guy in the pic is very good looking. why don't you post up pics of your face with a time stamp and we will see who looks like the real fag?
>>712837848
>femanon
Liar.
>>712837930
>femanon
>>Liar.
loser
>>712837848
kek idity kek, yeah sure, why don't you tell me you're the queen of England. (try posting an original pic next time)
>>712838039
>tell someone to timestamp their face
>making your own bold claims with no proof
nice one faggot
>>712837848
>>712837930
>>712838039
Now we're getting places.
>>712838120
kek
I'm Brad.
I'm a grad
yo I called that number no answer wtf fam
>>712832621
I'm Zed
I'm Chad.
>>712838367
graduate school, bitch.
>>712836712
>>712836791
>>712836859
Fucking shit why did I giggle like a four year old at this
>>712837848
sure thing, post those beautiful tits of yours and we have a deal.
>>712838367
you dead
>>712837001
It was good but it was kinda genre bending so them small minded folk just get upset because they can't feel emotions that quick. Not without shocking some of those extra chromosomes out of place and that gives them the brain tickle they don't like
>>712834587
>>712834587
>>712834587
a million times this
I'm plaid.
Don't thank
https://youtu.be/PtsVHPUpa20
>>712838609
Because you just turned five, but still act like a four year-old?
>>712838749
doesn't rhyme you fucking idiot you killed it
pussy
>>712838825
yah it does
>>712838825 : "I'm gonad."
>>712832621
Den why u smiling
>>712839130
Because she's been on HRT since the age of 19.
>New Ch@n open.
http://city-chan.pw/cg
I'm Triad.
>>712832621
called the number with no answer
>>712837720
Can you please be my best friend forever in the world
I shat
>>oc 4 u
Though I do feel some sorrow that some anon is wandering through this world not knowing how plaid is pronounced. Poor fuck.
>>712839671
He's probably telling his friend.."it was fun, and then my friend 'plaid' his guitar..."..
>>712839893
It's an emotional rollercoaster ride
>>712839982
LOL
>>712833058
>>712834402
Feet???
What part of the 954 are you from? We may be near each other
