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Why are IDs even gone?
>Christchurch
Finally got in early for once.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>712832018
You got nothing better on this evening?
>>712832623
That and I usually remember to check way late.
>>712832706
Well, I don't think you're missing a whole lot.
I think everyone is starting to bugger off for the holidays
Gore reporting.
>>712833341
I'm sorry for you. Truly.
>>712833627
Why friend?
>>712833708
Because Gore.
>>712833744
Where are you based anon?
Remuera reporting in
>>712833822
God-tier Dunedin
>>712833888
Checked
>>712831952
Just marched out of AARC 383 yesterday. What's been happening for the past 4 months?
sup boyz
>>712831952
hi im 39 f from auckland i do sexy youtube videos check me out what do you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03hT46g5hgo
are there any men here from auckland who wanna fuck>?
>>712833937
I spent enough time there, it's good to get out of the city. Plus we don't have niggers here, which is nice.
>>712834038
No, fuck off.
>>712834038
You look a lot older than 39, no offence.
I hope my dealer has some tonight.
Please kek
tauranga reporting
getting "Loaded"
>>712834038
damn i would fuck you slut
>>712834524
I'll suck your dick for a cone.
>>712834530
HE'S BACK
>>712834524
We wanna be free! To do what we wanna do,
And we wanna get Loaded™ (Now with 50% less sugar)
And we wanna have a good time...
>>712834038
"39" cool story bitch how many decades you been 39 for?
>>712834530
>>712833952
int ops are now watching you
>>712834629
Actually I'll just suck your dick.
>>712834800
Neat! *click*
>>712834800
more???
Was going to post a picture of the night sky but WTF IS THIS 4CHAN.
Dunno where to report from because I'm not at home, kek.
>>712834530
Kyss? :3 :3
>>712834710
wrong filename format. It's not him.
Sup cunts. Anyone here not a faggot?
>>712834038
can we fuck tonight
>>712835267
Why do you have ads?
>>712834530
>>712835234
Why are you pretending to be my favourite nz thread poster?
>>712835369
i want some 69 tonight plz
>>712835404
404 69 not found
>>712835243
>>712835267
Still gonna post the picture regardless
>>712835385
All the cool kids are doing it these days
>>712835369
Because i don't use my phone enough to install an adblocker.
>>712835458
i hate this windows visa tonight blue screens crashes
>>712835465
hey I know that sky
>>712835458
what happened with your dad?
>>712835613
>>712835662
Those nipples are like fucking breakfast sausages
>>712835759
all the better to suck on my dear
>>712835609
you might do, fam.
>>712835662
fuck im rock hard wanking my cock now
>>712835821
Jesus christ that was cringy fucking thing to say.
>>712836070
i bet you would suck on them till they squirted hot milk
>mmm man musk
>>712836114
Look at her face though.
I bought expensive wine tonight. I am going to see if it's significantly better than cheap wine.
>>712836394
It all tastes the same by the end of the bottle
>>712834038
sure i would
Anyone know any auckland sluts?
>>712836394
Its all the same my cuz.
Grapes for dinner bruh.
>>712836860
That you dunners?
Anyone know where to score some dank in Dunedin?
>>712836776
You
Anyone selling in Tga?
>>712837027
Newfag
>>712833952
Get out of here, Who was you're platoon Commander, Pvt? Woodham , O'boyle, Or Worthington?
>>712833952
Also, If your last name is mcGrath, Go to bed.
>>712834800
I saw you on tinder like 20 minutes ago
>>712837027
(You) are incorrect
Reports on how NZ in for awayfromhome fags please?
>>712836193
its fucking hot
>>712837496
The only way her face would be hot is if you melted it with acid.
>>712837496
it looks downey m8
>>712837600
your blind
>>712837737
>wearing striped socks
you can't even see her legs let alone her socks
>>712836394
It tastes exactly the same. Waste of money.
>>712837737
My blind what?
>>712837868
you have bung eyes
>>712837941
I'm just not attracted to extra chromosomes.
>>712838040
you dirty hori
>>712834038
Where would one find you in auckland?
If you roll up your tongue and push it into someone's anus, you can channel their fart directly into your mouth.
>>712838458
Yes but why?
>>712838435
yeah im in auckland south side
>>712834038
>>712838435
>auckland
June Marie Liddy
po box 102
Painted Post New York
14870
>>712838575
SO SAVAGE
>>712838621
I just clicked the damn link, it was right there. You can call me hackerman.
>>712838575
lol i guess a bit more north then
>>712833888
Ex remaz /b/tard here, God that place was such a shit hole, plus the pub was a fuckign cunt to work in, on holiday now so dont look forward to stepping back into auckland any time soon.
*Fat whales and druggies general.
>>712838670
You're the reason people are scared to post anything identifying on here you fucking neckbeard faggot ruining it for the rest of us.
>>712838779
I will buy Lego Marvel off you for $5
>>712838795
They doxed their-selves by posting the link you dumb fuck.
>>712838876
>can't read sarcasm
>>712838919
Sarcasm doesn't translate through text-only though.
>>712839011
Yes it does. I am not that poster and I could read it.It was clear from the context of the post he was replying to.
I always wondered why they made us do reading comprehension tests in school and now I know.
I wish my penis was either big or small. Having an average penis is the worst because I can't really boast or complain.
>>712837377
No.
>>712839241
>complain
You just did.
>>712839246
I wasn't the dude who posted that. I am the one he was replying to.
>>712839586
the chick on the freeview ad is so hot.
>>712839714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDw2_8CQhMQ
>>712837290
Really? That's not even awkward.
>>712839746
i thought it was a man oops
>>712839714
Seconding this
>>712839787
It's not awkward no
test
>>712839900
Did it work?
>>712839900
checked
LJ HOOKER YOUR THE BEST
THANKS MR HOOKER
>>712839924
Look at the digits.
He passed.
>>712839924
I'm pretty sure it didn't aye.
>>712839900
Them dubdubs doe. Czeckd
>>712839714
>not having every show pre recorded on mysky and skipping every ad
I haven't watched an ad in 5 years.
>>712839949
Thank you Mr. Hooker*
>>712840020
>Thank you Mr. Hooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2TpXNyVDag
>>712840019
I don't watch ads either, I have a PC, adblocker and torrents. I just work for Freeview in some capacity so I know her.
>>712839949
but was Mr. Hooker actually a Hooker?
has my chILDHOOD BEEN A LIE?
>>712840072
www.youporn.com/watch/612883/nz-sex-disguise-co-nz
>>712840113
You know who's really hot in person? martin guptils wife, she was always just ok on tv but when you see her in the flesh she's fucking 9/10 (10/10s don't exist)
>>712840266
AGREEED MAN
Did every one owned a copy of this at some point or another?
/mu/ doesn't like nu-metal
i fucked this chick from auckland we did a video
www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1698817227
>>712840266
>(10/10s don't exist)
I beg to differ.
>>712840312
i have that on cassette tape
>>712840313
hot
>>712840312
have a few copies on cd, and a cassette somewhere. never got it on vinyl though
>>712840312
Does it hurt to know that they dont want you?
Everyone is out to get you,
Smile while they try and bleed you,
Smile as you swallow,
Smile as you swallow your pride down.
Set you on fire,
Watch you burn.
Does it hurt to know that they despise you?
Hurts when you cant even,
Let yourself down
Are you alive,
or just breathing.
Are you dead,
or just bleeding.
As the darkness starts to fall around you,
Everybody starts to hate you.
Now you watch them as they crawl around you,
Watch them as they celebrate you.
Set you on fire,
Watch you burn.
Are you alive,
or just breathing.
Tell me,
Are you dead,
or just bleeding.
image: http://static.urx.io/units/web/urx-unit-loader.gif
Are you alive.
Are you alive.
>>712840813
fucking lol
I didn't know I was on /mu/
Dude I'm in takapuna. Anyone else ?
>>712841147
>he thinks /mu/ discusses music
>>712840967
SHE SCREAMED SHE LOVED ME
>>712841312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wKN2-zlXHc
forgot what a solid band they were
>>712833952
pog.
Anyone cut off in the earthquake like me?
>>712842355
Neg. Where you at?
>>712840312
Phlex was my favorite song for so long
anyone tried these celebrations/favorites rip-offs from countdown?
They're fucking amazing and the box was like 2$ feel like shit now after eating the whole thing in a sitting but would do again.
>>712842595
>the orange one
TRIGGERED
Anyone else feeling real shit tonight?
>>712842713
yeah. Had a nap this afternoon and it was a mistake.
>>712842699
It's literally a twix but slightly sweeter
>>712842713
Yes, but that's normal for me
>>712842713
Does anyone come on here feeling good?
>>712843167
Most of the time.
>>712844146
I think you're in the wrong place then
>>712844226
No, I'm just an optimist. As much as people try crush it. :)
>>712844386
Your optimism has killed this thread, nice going.
How do I find love guys? I'm alone and want a girl to hold.
>>712845915
You can't find it trying, you can however find a mutually lonely fwb to cuddle etc. Just jump on tinder with some flattering pics and lower your standards.
>>712845915
Feeling the smae and i'm a chick.
>>712845915
Get into as many social circles and social activities you can. You'll meet more people, more girls, one of them is bound to like you. Dating is basically a numbers game as sad as that sounds.
>>712846150
asl?
>>712846150
>>712846230
She's 25/f/welly, I guarantee.
>>712846230
>>712846415
25/f/welly
fuck new zealand i fucking hate sheepshaggers
>>712843167
almost everyday.
>>712846548
come to auckland and open your pussy hole
>>712846975
she'll do it over /b/ if it is who I think it is
>>712847742
Settle down.
>>712847742
who do you think i am?
>>712848012
Based on his posts I think he thinks you're some kind of slut.
>>712848219
>>712848012
That's not me.
And I'm not a slut based on what I post. I don't sleep around in the slightest.
>>712848442
open pussy
>>712846150
Yeah it's a lonely life isn't it? I'm just sitting here listening to melancholic music because for some reason I quite like the feeling of being depressed.
>>712850062
>I quite like the feeling of being depressed
I fuckin' feel you, man. It's familiar. Almost comfy.
>>712851755
Thank you for this.. Good night to you too bro, goodnight everyone.
>>712834800
Bae, do one with "I love u Sam" so I can pretend ur my gf
>>712852426
Hahahaha.
That is so sad. Why do you need to pretend im your gf?
Also I look like hell so no.
I wonder what kinda bullshit storyline the shortland street writers are gonna come up with with next
>>712852769
shit...
lesbian marriage
someone fucking in the break room
the hana family moves
bella goes full medium
kyle and drew fuck and confetti falls from everywhere
someone gets pregnant
some break ups
some make ups
idk I'm not caught up
>>712852593
Do it for the meme anon, I just think it'll be funny im not that pathetic
>>712852965
There's always that evil mischievous cunt that ends up holding the whole hospital hostage
>>712853314
uniform change kek.
>>712852593
Also u look good guuurl don't try to downplay urself
>>712853367
How many times has t.k been engaged at this point?
>>712854086
57 times
>>712852593
Lady im waiting
