ITT post only a picture and anons psychoanalyze you based on it.
Well I thought it would be FUN.
Seems like you should all be posting this
>>712827449
you are a nerdy 20-something wagecuck programmer suck in a dead end cubicle job
>>712829442
Nigger.
>>712828468
Pop culture combined with alcohol suggests you are an escapist, probably a creative one.
>>712828601
You yearn for a small, simple life. You see knowledge as a curse.
>>712828845
You're a fun guy under a bland or shy exterior.
>>712828934
You don't know what to make of things. The times they are a-changin.
>>712829964
Textbook projection.
>>712830077
You enjoy trying on different ideologies
>>712830537
Forgot this
>>712830204
You're a perceptive one. You'll be working in water treatment.
>>712830638
You get off on making strangers vomit over the internet.
>>712827449
>>712830537
>You yearn for a small, simple life. You see knowledge as a curse.
LuL
>>712830742
>>712830781
You want your elders to take charge and show you what's right.
>>712830957
You go out of your way to avoid being figured out. I bet the ladies love it.
>>712830962
Repressed memories
>>712827449
>>712827449
http://xyverse.com/
http://xyverse.com/
come chat with the world
>>712827449
Heyyt
>>712827449
Bigfoot is literally in the background of that picture.
>>712830962
wtf
aint no bitch, im left son
>>712831298
Slighty sexually depraved with a guilt to it.
>>712830537
>You're a fun guy under a bland or shy exterior
How... How did you know wtf
>>712827646
Gets a kick out of people's oblivious nature, probably got a bit of an superiority complex going on.
>>712827449
damn he looks swamped
>>712831697
Lay the foundation, pupper....
>>712831596
A weeb with delusions with grandeur.
Above average in terms of intelligence but noticeably insecure.
>>712831699
Leave
>>712830620
Pic source?
>>712831872
you're hungry for shit
>>712831370
Is this clips filled with drill bit ammo? wtf?????
>>712830344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roxMH07qHmc
"Sorry, I can't. I'm stuffed"
Good news everyone!
i have built a machine that makes you all read this in my voice.
raet muh
>>712832822
shadowrun sucks tho
>>712832785
>>712831194
the title is confusing, is it the first in a series of fake hillary clinton pictures or is the cumshot whats shes faking, like she "faked one", i dont get it
>>712833207
>>712831843
I hate anime, I'm a piece of shit, and I don't care that I'm ugly. But you were close, that's my sister
>>712833531
>I hate anime
Fuck off
>>712830537
You watch a lot of Sherlock and pride yourself on your massive intellect.
>inb4 mobilefag file name
why is this a thing..
Please do.
>>712834196
Because robots are sexy as fuck, Gunface makes it hotter you flaming faggot
>>712834409
You're a low key "IM SO RANDOM XDDDDDDD" faggot that tries to act cool by going to 4chan and overusing "nigger" and hang out on every rekt/gore thread because you want to feel edgy.
>>712834196
If i were to search for this, what would i type in the search bar?
>>712834490
you enjoy watching people struggle with existential crises because you do so yourself on a regular basis
>>712830204
WOW IT MUST BE BIGFOOT OR SOMETHNG
>>712834490
/x/tard, roleplays 24/7, believes earth is hollow and plays 'unusual' vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3f1TqFEkRQ
>>712834628
Pretty much fam
>>712834701
I got to /x/ for the creepy stories and that's it. Need to stop painting people with broad stokes my dude.
>>712831370
>references
Okay why not.
>>712831951
dog
>>712827449
>>712828902
You see the bigger picture.
>>712834725
sexual frustration, mostly reclusive with a hard exterior. deep longing to be loved and accepted at the core
>>712835049
your head is bread
>>712835092
O shit
you got me
>>712832223
>clip
>>712831256
>>712835092
can you do mine
>>712835474
you have an idealized vision of the perfect girl and relationship when in reality this does not exist. you prefer to immerse yourself in fiction to cope with the struggles of reality. i would say something encouraging to the effect of "you can do it. you got this" but you wouldn't believe me anyway.
>>712835741
>>712832822
Mine pls?
this thread is so cash
>>712831552
> on 4chan
> you're kind of a loner
wow anon how did you know?1?
>>712835741
what kind of person would you say i am. i notice that most of these reflect a less broad aspect of an overall personality.
>>712835905
you are spritual but not necessarily religious. somewhat creative and prefer individuality to going along with the masses.
>>712832374
You have celiac.
>>712836037
I would say you're nice and mean well but are too hard on yourself and put unrealistic expectations on yourself and other people.
>>712836081
Is like to think so. Thanks.
>>712835782
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>712836253
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712836214
just out of curiosity on other opinions, why do you think you can tell so much based on one picture, both in general and in my case specifically
>>712836334
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>712836482
Heaven is gone and will never return.
>>712836482
>>712836334
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you.
>>712836335
in your case, I can relate to having pictures of pretty girls on my computer because I'm a hopeless romantic and have an idealized image of what a "perfect woman" would look like. I think to myself "If only I were good enough" or "One day when I'm good enough I can have this". In short I think to myself "If I had posted this picture, what would I have been thinking" or "What would make me find this picture interesting" and reflect those qualities in a response. In all honesty its mostly a shot in the dark. One reason fortune telling seems so accurate is the answers given are so broad they could apply to a large number of people. Saying "you desire love at your core" for instance is true of basically every human being alive. Different than saying "That girl Amanda next door likes you. She's just shy". Too specific. Psychology classes and personal development books.
>>712836610
No I'm still here I just quit hacking.
>>712836482
Kys newfag
>>712836727
im well aware of vague terms like that, but in a case like this thread it is a little more accurate since you have a picture to go off of. obviously you weren't 100% accurately specific to me but it is interesting to hear other perspectives on a subject, especially when your information is more abstracted such as in this thread.
>>712837048
idk if that made any sense
>>712827449
>>712836962
you've lost someone dear to you in your life. possibly a family member or someone in the military. it has made you realize the temporary nature of your own life and go into a period of solemn reflection
>>712837048
it does. people are interesting for sure.
>>712837212
you think that dolphins taste good, but they do not. they are leathery and taste like salt water and sweat. not that i would know
>>712837235
yeah man, agreed. i have to go to bed though, i got work tommorow. its been quite an interesting thread my dude.
>>712837334
for sure
>>712837168
haha no, I just know that one day we will al die and no one will be around to remember us
thread is kill
>>712837949
you're a sensible person with great taste
