ITT: Ruin Thanksgiving in four words
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ITT: Ruin Thanksgiving in four words
America isn't that great
>>712818000
cum in the turkey
Bump
Lock that bitch up.
Turkey stuffed butt bread
>>712818000
Why did dad leave
cum in the fuck
>>712818000
I am gender queer
Keep this thread bumpin
I support Donald Trump.
>>712818000
I inseminated the turkey
>>712821279
Yeah, I'm actually worried about this. My relatives include some never-trump republicans and shitlibs.
Stop arguing you guys
I voted for Trump.
I am not American.
>>712818000
We're all gonna die
Black lives do matter
>>712821410
good to know you are the shitass member of your family.
We're the real immigrants
>>712818000
I need to drink
mom, dad, im gay
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>712818000
The turkey sucks mom
I am a furry.
>>712818000
what does thanksgiving celebrate?
>>712818000
Trips I an hero
We're getting a divorce.
>>712818000
Extended family coming over
I fucked the turkey
Who wants man gravy?
I fucked your wife
>>712818000
the jews did this.
I'm not thankful, fags
>>712823333
Dayum
>>712819713
This food sucks dick
>>712818000
Sorry kids, no turkey.
Hillary won popular vote
Daddy isn't coming home.
Prove Dad isn't Gay
>>712818503
That's one word you fucking retard
Native blood founded America
This tastes like AIDS.
Where are the tendies
Niggers tongue my anus.
Democrats, Republicans, One Table
>>712818000
I will be there
Make America Great Again
I ate everyone's food
Enjoyed the handjob, sis.
>>712818000
4 years of trump
What is a "cuckservative"?
Guess who's a pedophile!
trump is the president.
Incest should be legal
>>712818000
Gramps came inna turkey
I am soooooooooooooooooo gay
Traps make superior mates
America needs the wall.
>>712825165
/Thread
Check my dubs fam
Aren't you a sex-offender?
I want incest tonight
The TV broke down.
Let's talk about politics
At least you tried.
>>712818000
Turkey is Islamic Country.
Did time. Got raped.
Eat GMO's
>>712823005
Dad, I'm mom.
Let's watch the parade!
Look, there's Santa Claus!
This holiday is racist
You'll never be happy
>>712818000
Thanksgiving for white immigrants
>>712821928
>>712826141
(((triggered)))
>>712818000
Festivus for the restofus.
>>712818000
My taint is itchy
Tastes like food stamps
David, you are adopted.
We fried the fetus
I fucked your boyfriend.
>>712818000
work
overtime
massive paycheck
>>712818000
Coming out of room
>>712822910
YESSSSSSs
I am a vegetarian
>>712818000
I voted Gary Johnson.
I burned the turkey
I live in Australia
did the dog shit?
hitler did nothing wrong
Turkey's actually a shit/b/ird
I tricked her to eat bacon
Don't fuck my ass
>>712818000
The Dakota Access Pipeline
>>712818000
The male chef lol
Go fuck yourself, Mom!
Allah hu ak bar
I love Kanye West
>>712818000
I like/am trap
Twister with my sister
Dad I'm a furry
Legalize mandatory steroid use
Family orgy anybody, sis?
>>712818000
>be me at natsoc TG
Hitler did everything wrong.
I LOVE MY FAMILY
>>712821928
Lawl #nutmeyeprez amirite?
(to my wife) I fucked your mom
atheists can't define atheism
Uncle Bob touched me
Select images with grass
>>712823292
/thread.
I'm autistic you know
Granny shit the bed
Research the third building
Bukake for dessert, guys?
I have to work
I like Jap shit
>>712818900
Getting jiggy with Iggy.
I cheated on you
You're all child molesters
Can men have babies
How Bout Them Cowboys!!!!!
Shitters clogged
>>712824578
That is six, dipshit
Uncle Joe plowed me
We're having a baby!
>>712829803
Osu or dallas? Either way ruined.
I fucked the dog
The cops are here
That's not cranberry sauce
>>712818000
Dad, my asshole hurts!
>>712828802
THIS
Crusty, hairy negro scrotum.
I pimp retarded youth
>>712828802
i sucked her pussy and fucked her hole until i came buckets
No stuffing this year
You're all fucking retards
>>712821410
Oh no. Looks like you're going to have to tolerate others' opinions. Thanksgiving is ruined!
Gays are mentally ill
>>712818000
Dad, I suck dick
Ready for black Friday?
>>712830306
>>712821384
underrated post
My Spidey sense tingles
>>712830531
>>712830531
That's just my dick
>>712830663
bye niggas
Police lives don't matter
>>712818000
Fuck you all niggas
>>712818000
Dakota Access Pipe Line.
>>712831033
>>712831103
>>712831118
Cousins give me boners
My anal virginity? Destroyed.
>>712818000
Invaded Natives with Africans
Spiderman is a fag
>>712821928
>>712830180
Even on anonymous forums, I can still smell the faggot on both of you.
That was not turkey.
>>712820056
20 cymbals at once
My family just eats the food then leaves to go Black Friday shopping. Morons.
>>712832076
A hollow response like that won't help me understand why we disagree.
What's wrong with being tolerant of others?
Either way, I hope we can all get along with our families in spite of our differences of opinion.
INB4 Asperger
Some, Body Once Told
"Hey, what smells funny?"
>>712833502
He looks like Russel Crowe in 20 or 10 years.
>>712821410
Don't worry, the nevertrump Republicans will have seen the positive now. Trump sucks in a lot of ways, but he beat Hillary Clinton and she has to be crying inside. Unless they are shitlibs themselves they will realize it is pretty awesome. I didn't vote for Trump in the primaries because I didn't think he could win. I am happy to be proven wrong.
I post spiderman pictures
>>712833451
Me the world is
>>712834958
This guy! Off yourself
meet my new boyfriend
We are going vegan!
>>712818000
I'M
NOT
FUCKING
AMERICAN
I pissed myself again
>>712836133
To see if you still feel?
I came on sis
>>712818000
i am not american
I'm bringing my girlfriend
>>712836237
The urine leaves a stain
The only thing that's real
There is no alcohol
dry turkey no water
What would Lucifer do?
>>712832734
What's it like having ass for burgers anon?
I lost rum ham.
