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Ask a time traveler anything. >I dont have long faggots.

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Ask a time traveler anything.

>I dont have long faggots. im going back in 1 hour.
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>I don't have long
Then you're a shitty time traveler.
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What is my first name?
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>>712813332
Well I was only scheduled to be here for 12 hours and i figured id use my extra time to talk to you guys.
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>>712813248
Tell me how...
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>>712813332
/thread
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What happens to trump
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If Abe lincolns survived how many of his grand kids would be schizophrenic and have Marfan syndrome?
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can you bring me time traveling?
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>>712813542
Pic related. We use ships that go out of dimension to specific places in space-time. It can also be used to go to other planets/galaxies/universes.
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>>712813480
how the fk would he know that you retard
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>>712813757
Go away,no Indians allowed
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>>712813332


stock market in next 4 years????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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when did you become such a huge faggot?
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If I read the dictionary start to finish would I be smarter or dumber for waisting my time
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what year are you from? Has Elon musk changed the world?
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What are the next winning lottery numbers?
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>>712813911
well at least you'd know which waste to use
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got any tips for an aspiring time traveler?
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>>712813248
can you take me back to the past before you go?
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>>712813248
How does Trump do?
Is America still around in the next 100 years?
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>>712813480
Liam
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>>712814036
top kek
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>>712813711
the electoral college votes for hillary but she ends up in prison soon after along with most of her cabinet and VP. Trump takes back over at that point and doesnt get assainated cause hes a time traveler too and has access to high level black ops tech.

>>712813757
The tech already exists at this time.

>>712813889
Trump brings back manufacturing work from china resulted in a better economy.

>>712813935
Elon musk is full of shit. Tech is already hundreds of years ahead of that its just hidden form the public.

>>712814104
Not allowed to.

>>712814119
Trump = great
America = replaced by 1 world government.
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>>712814128
holy fk how did you know?
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>>712814119
The sleeping giant awakes from WW3 which is happens after Trump's presidency. The economy booms from the increase of factory jobs and the US prospers. Taking high casualties from the way however the Country is back to its golden era.
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>>712814322
what triggers WW3? who is fighting who?
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>>712813248
How do you prevent global extinction from the mutated version of the common cold you have?
You know, the one your body has built up immunities to that we don't have yet...
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>>712814104
>>712814191
but you're allowed to shitpost, nice agency you're working for...
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>>712813248
can't you just travel back in time again though so you can stay longer?
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>>712814081
be born in the later part of the 21st century
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>>712814191
>Trump brings back manufacturing work from china resulted in a better economy.

Yes this happens but this triggers a trade war China stops buying the millions of tons of wheat , and economy collapses
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>>712813868
kek
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>>712813248

How the fuck did we survive Trump?
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Say my name.
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>>712814322
>factory jobs

You're not from the future faggot, by 2028, there is a massive work shortage because of automation.
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>>712813248

How is Taured at this time of the year?
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when will WW3 happen or will it never happen?
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>>712814410
The viruses you know of today are 100% man-made to help reduce the population. Its actually the other way around, I have to take precautions from this time.

>>712814456
Yes but we are only allowed to go in short intervals.

>>712814680
Im talking about the immediate future from this time anon. I never even specified what year im from.
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Do you enjoy sucking dick in the past?
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>>712814680
Manpower is cheaper than automation by this time fucking faggot. It's hard finding a massive power source after strict limitations of nuclear power and the decline in use of fossil fuels
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>>712814081
>>712814513
fuck
well whats porn like in the future?
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>>712813248
If you were a time traveler, you would have time. Dumbass.
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>>712814961
VR becomes very advanced and uses nano-tech on your brain to completely take over your senses and transport you to a virtual reality indistinguishable from this one except you can do things like fly and stuff.
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>>712815061
Except i have to follow a schedule.... Dumbass.
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How are the sex bots? Can you have a conversation with it and connect to it emotionally
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>>712815278
Faggot
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What is the price of Gold?
What is the price if JUNO and FATE did they kill cancer?
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>>712815278
Yes they exist but VR partners are more accessible to all.
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what are phones like? What are some features that they have, or are people communicating using brain chips and AI?
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>>712815278
this? Also, what year?
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>>712813248
What happens to ISIS?
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>>712813248
How did you generate the negative energy required to stabilize the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
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>>712815162
does that mean i can be spooderman?
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>>712815479
Yeah nano-tech starts to replace phones rather quickly in the 2020s. As well as augmented things like computerized contact lenses and 3d holographic advertisements that scan brainwaves to target ads drectly to you.
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>>712815510
Nothing notable considered they only exist in your time as fear based propaganda and are known to be funded by the US government.

>>712815525
Yes.
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Do Teslas become mainstream or are there better alternative electric cars?
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Is time travel regulated? Are there certain points you are allowed to manipulate and certain events you are not allowed to interfere with? Is there some kind of agency that oversees time travelers? What year are you from?

Also, what are the next five world series winners?
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>>712813248
What's the 1 subscribed YouTuber
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>>712815847
In 2030 all cars are required by law to be automated with the government giving huge subsidies to car companies. Ironically enough they do not fund Tesla and it fades into obscurity.
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First Head transplant successful?
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>>712815985
Lord Pewdiepie
Defender of the Brofish
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Is stuttering cured?
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Do I stay with my current boyfriend, and what is his name?
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Take me with you...please?
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>>712813248
why did you post a representation of physical space alteration and not temporal?
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>>712815965
>Is time travel regulated?
Yes and not very heavily.

>Are there certain points you are allowed to manipulate and certain events you are not allowed to interfere with?
We are monitored for informational purposes. Nothing we do affects the future timeline we are from however.

>Is there some kind of agency that oversees time travelers?
The AI government.

>Also, what are the next five world series winners?
I'm not allowed to disclose information like this and even if i did you might be in a different timeline than me.
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>>712816252
how to fk would he know your boyfriends name?? are you retarded
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Time travel does not exist and never will exist, because IT CAN'T.

All you faggots are all "Ohhhhh, E=MC2" and Time Space. Well, guess what? Einsteins TOR is flawed BIG TIME.

Einsteins THEORY supposed that light has a constant speed, IT DOES NOT. ALL "time change" anomalies ever recorded made the same assumption.

So we get a time change variable...nope, you get a SOL variable. Time is THE constant, not the SOL.
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>>712816275
its not adding up annon. I think Op might be lying
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Is being lgbtq widely accepted?
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>>712813511
yea but you could stay here as loong as you want and then come back to wherever you were from and make it seem like a minue
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>>712816323
so you are creating alt timelines?
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This faggot isn't a time traveller he didn't answer my question about Taured.

Every time traveller knows about Taured.
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>>712816524
...are you a time traveler
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>>712816135
Not the first one was but they are eventually successful in my time.

>>712816196
Yes.

>>712816275
They are the same.

>>712816389
Light speed in hyperspace is 1 meter per second. Thats all I will share.

>>712816459
Yes gender and races become homogenized with people being freely allowed to choose either or neither.

>>712816468
We are monitored and timed for informational purposes.
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>>712816389
time travel is possible, but you can't go backward in time, only forward
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What is my last name and when will I get laid?
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>>712816354
He wouldn't because he's full of shit. My point exactly
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Are black holes actually holes in the fabric of space? Do they defy physics because it's too much information to process in a single spot? Will quantum computers create black holes?
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>>712815523
Time crystals in their positive state possibly. i aint the time traveler tho
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>>712816691
you are actually retarded
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>>712816389

You don't even understand E=mc² because time travel has nothing to do with it, because E is Binding Energy.

So only retards would use the TOR as an excuse for Time Travel, but what makes it worse is you talk about the speed of Light instead of pointing out it has nothing to do with it all together.

So you are just as faggoty as the faggots.

The Speed of Light is a constant.
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do we ever build a colony on Mars? Is space exploration a thing? was global warming avoided? can you have sex with robots?
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Does e-sports grow or fade away?
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>>712816607

That is classified under Taurean law.
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>>712816808
I don't have a boyfriend.... I'm a guy in my moms basement. Faggot
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I'm from the future too, but none of my friends believe me. But tell me: if I'm not from the future, how do I know when I'm going to cum???
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Does money become a concept of the past
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Op had to go back to the future. they said they had an hour.
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>>712813248
>Ask a time traveler anything.

Is it true 99% of the population in gay in the future?
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is FIAT money superseded by bitcoins and other cryptos?
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Does Droidi become a famous youtuber
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>>712813248
what is "the big attractor"?
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>>712817217
he has another 20 mins
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Are you using the linear schrodinger equation?
I ask because you have to be moving on a molecular level, and the LSE describes the time evolution of a quantum state.
You'd need to move on a quantum state to phase out of those dimension/reality/time.
If so, show me the variables and/or math you used.
If not, describe the math, or theory you created, to use this.
Pics of the math please
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>>712816522
Sure, but so are you when you decide to eat pizza for breakfast instead of cereal. The point is it doesnt affect what timeline you originate from. There are infinite alt timelines which is why we cant alter the future by going to the past.

>>712816995
There has been a colony on mars since the 60s. Your worlds government doesnt tell you much....

>>712817191
Yes.

>>712817217
Its been about 40 minutes. I'm in my ship now.
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>>712813248
When will general AI, be available to public?
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>>712813332
fpbp
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>>712817473
aproximatly when does the truth is told?, also we were born in a good generation ?
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>>712817272
No, only OP.
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>>712814660
Oh, I'ma spell it out for ya...
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>>712814128
Fucken wrong
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When is the 2nd cumming?
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>>712813248

Is time linear?
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How do i exist now day to day if the future already exist. what is the nature of time.
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>>712817334
No but money is eventually phased out entirely.

>>712817463
I am not in possession of the math involved and i am not required to know how it works entirely but i do know that it uses exotic matter to generate wormholes that are tuned to specific space-time coordinates either in space or on earth.

>>712817640
Its a decent one but you will die around the time things start getting better. The truth doesnt come out till much later.
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4Chan still exists in your time? Have they updated the interface at all?
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>>712815623
Bull fucking shit im getting adblock
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>>712813248
You know, I can actually see where some underage faggot from the time traveling future would slip back to 2016 to shitpost and browse dank memes while his parents were out of the house.
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>>712817887
It appears so from the one experiencing it but it actually isnt THAT linear and shifts depending on actions you make in the present.

>>712817906
Your future is different from everyone elses.

>>712818115
No it does not exist in my time.
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>>712817906
>This

If the past, present and future all exists simultaneously than that would mean our lives our predetermined and we have no control over our fates
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>>712818191
Im not underage though, however my genes hve been edited to keep me in a state of general youth for a very long time. The average human lifespan in my time is 500 years and some select individuals from this time are still alive using advanced tech that already exists but that you dont have access to.
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>>712816675
>>They are the same.

total cop out answer man. i almost inb4'ed that, but didnt.

lrn2R^4 space man.
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>>712818197
is higher conciusness actually a thing?, can we archieve a god like level trought it or some similar methods?
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i like to think I actually talked to a time traveler.
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>>712818197
What's religion like
What happens when you die?
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>>712818331
that's if there is only one timeline, but he alluded before that there are alt timelines
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>>712818375
if everyone lives to 500 then how is the population controlled? are we constantly colonising nearby planets?
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>>712818404
Yes it is a thing and certain extra-dimensional group-soul type entities make themselves very well known in the not so distant future.

>>712818472
Religion no longer exists but we do have extensive knowledge of the afterlife thanks to our interactions with higher dimensional beings. Long story short you are a higher dimensional energy-being possessing your body.
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Does the white race die out or does Trump allow us to reclaim our homeland?
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>>712818780
We are designed to not be able to reproduce and instead are solely created artificially in set numbers.
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do we come into contact with aliens? What do they look like?
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Do you travel through time via a machine or via your natural body?
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>>712818916
This is probably the most based thing you've said in the entire thread. I'm down with this faggot's future.
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>>712818916
just as a I thought
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>>712818197

So for every moment there's a tangent timeline?

How do we measure moments?

Because a second is the time that elapses during 9,192,631,770 (9.192631770 x 10 9 ) cycles of the radiation produced by the transition between two levels of the cesium 133 atom.

Time isn't necessarily real
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>>712813248
when do we finally figure out how to do it and when does it become commercially available to the public
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>>712818892
All races become homogonized.

>>712818934
There are many different races. All are humanoid. Human beings contain DNA from 20 different ET species.
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>>712813248
I guess you're from the future where it's considered acceptable to be a cringey faggot?
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do we have the technology to bring dinosaurs back to life? is it attempted?
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>>712819040
Bye op
Please take me I'll be your fuck toy
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faggot op has one minute left but doesn't answer
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i'm new here and could you give me a intro to 4chan
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>>712819040
what are the more acclaim works of art from this time (DBZ?)
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>>712817906
Not op. This is hard to put into words, but I'll try. You are literally living as fast as you can. Someone with more gravitational pull on them, could basically have a lot of stretched out space in front of them, that 1 second of their life could be our entire solar systems life.

Hence the saying, Time is Relative. I do not think they would see your life moving fast because light still has to travel through the stretched out space to get to them. But even if their one second is Our lifetime, they would still feel like they were moving just like us. Your thoughts and comprehension of space around you move at light speed. So, it would feel regular to them.

You're basically experiencing life as you flow through space. There is already an end point, you just haven't reached it in your existence.

Someone please help me to explain and teach me a little more.
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>>712819299
Checked, should be allowed to be fuck toy.
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So what brings about NWO? What year does the antichrist appear?
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>>712819721
yeah you can pay the entry fee with me. I just need your credit card number. Dont worry only I will be able to see it. in fact any conversation with me and you is anonymous always.
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Will my diarrhea be gone before thanksgiving?
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>>712820048
but i don't have a credit card
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how do i go back to early december 2015 when i didn't have debt?
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>>712820427
Kys
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>>712813248
Gun control in the future? Will there be a civil war in America?
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>>712820671
There already was a civil war retard.
Faggot traveler from past detected.
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kek
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>>712818999
czeq'd

OP, how far out has humanity traveled since wormholes became a thing?
How many planets or systems have we colonized?
Have we met other life? Intelligent life? Do they go on 4chan or read 4chan from the radio waves of the past?
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>>712813248
will we make contact with ailen
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>>712820748
A civil war within our lifetimes. Kys.
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>>712813248

>Ask a time traveler anything.
>I don't have long.
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>>712815162
pardon my weebshit but

everyone get ready foe sword art online
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>>712815239
Exactly. even the tiniest change could very well create a paradox, i presume.
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So OP, i got a question.

Do you know how long until VR gets advanced enough for things like, VR CS:GO?
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>>712814660
mynamajeff
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>>712813248
What next big famous person dies?
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>>712822604
Donald Trump
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why are you wasting yoru time on 4chan?
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>>712814191
What a huge faggotard you are
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>>712813248
why would you come back to /b/ specifically
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>>712818399
>what is space-time
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>>712818197

You're not saying anything relevant, you're probably just a 17 year old faggot in Maine that just had a fight with his mom
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If you truly are a time traveler, post a pic of the piece of technology you use to time travel.
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whats your favorite pizza topping?
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do I rule Earth?
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