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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will gauge out your eyes with a rusted ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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Teddy pls no
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>>712807742
fuck this shit
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its 04:04 here in britain
you lose fagtard
huh?
wait a goddamn minute...........
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>>712807742
good thing it's past 3:37 am here
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ok
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>>712807742
spoopy
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Good thing about that is that I'm on vacation in an apartment I don't own, faget
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ya got me freedy.
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>>712807742
teddy no pls
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>>712807742
ok
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>>712807742
ok
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>>712807742
K
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Let him come to me, I will fuck him with my big ass dick until his ass bleeds
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Ok
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i just want to be safe
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>>712807742
aight
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teddy heck off
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Gave me the spoops
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hot
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Suh ted
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Plz nu
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Dang it
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>>712807742
fuck you nigger
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>>712807742
This is Teddy's older brother Yddet. He will come cut your testicles off and replace them with your eyes if you reply to Teddy and not him
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>>712807742
it spooped me
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Wow, this was a huge inconvenience for me. Too bad there's no easier way to stop these things.
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>>712807742
Not really that many places to hide tbh.
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>>712807742
nigger
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>>712807742
I remember being 10 and scared of shit like this fuck off with your chainmail just as bad as reply to this post or your mother dies cancer reported faggot
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Nigger
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WHATCHA GUNNU DO BROTHER WHEN THE TEDDY COMES RUNNING AT YA BROOOOOTHER??
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>>712808550
Will my eyes still work? I think seeing from below my dick would be unique during sex.
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Nu
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End my suffering
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This thread has been sent to the mirror dimension, anybody who posted in this thread is now subject to OP's statement, likewise, anybody who hasn't posted is safe.
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teddy let me dick you, i rather be a fag than a wizard
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>>712808550
.
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Muthafucka
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ok
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>>712808665
>he still posted. He scurred.
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>>712807742
This is Gregg. Gregg is a scaly man fish. Gregg is hiding somewhere in an underwater cave. At exactly 3:37 AM, Gregg will show you his mangina, unless you post in this thread.
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>>712807742
fleek
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no
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>>712807742
.
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I will fuck both of them at the same time
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>>712808848
well he bring me baileys in a shoe?
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>>712808848
But what if I want to play games?
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pls no
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Hi teddy. I hope you like it in the ass. Just like OP
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Teddy go home
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>>712809025
Only if it's a love game
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>>712807742
h
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aye
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>>712808550
sg
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>>712807742
fuck offfffff
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>>712807742
Ah you dick
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>>712808848
>>712808848
I like you. What do you think of me?
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Kike
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>>712807742
K
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hell naw
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damn
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>>712807742
No pls no
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Why tho?
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D
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nuck figgers
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>>712808550
Oh fuck no
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>>712807742
Welp
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hells naw
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>>712807742
Teddy has pretty god teeth
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Ok
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>>712807742
someone please ban fuckers who do this shit
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>>712807742
fuck my ass teddy
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Teddy is my nigga
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Pls no bully
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O
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>okay
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Same.
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>>712807742
What happens if i save the pic?m
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Better safe than sorry
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not taking any chances on this shit
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>>712807742
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teddy a bitch ass nigga
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Fuk dat sheet
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>>712807742
>Mfw posting a joke about suicide will Prevent me from getting this Sweet chance of getting killed
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>>712807742
fuck you teddy
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>>712807742
fug alright
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>>712807742
damn i like my eyes.
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>>712807742
cunt
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>>712807742
nig
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fuck you
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Teddy is fucking gay
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no
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Hi teddy!
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>>712807742
>324
>(You)
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>>712807742
Kekking nigher
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bump
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Ok
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fuck you ted, suck a nigger
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>>712808550
Wat
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my name is teddy
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>>712807742
ok
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nigger
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nigger
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>>712807742
oh no
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I eat babies
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Damn
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>>712807742
Teddy? What kind of fag ass name is that. Come at me, bro! I'll drop you like a liberal drops tears.
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Fug
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Ah fuck
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>>712807742
fuck off
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He's already on my couch. We're getting fucked up on thunderbird. You're all safe, cause Teddy only hangs with beasts.
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>>712807742
Teddy pls
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Exactly how does someone gauge out my eyes
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>>712807742
die
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>>712807742
not again
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cuck
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>>712807742
teddy no pls
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>>712807742
Teddy's kinda cute
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Hshdhd
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This isnt a damn game!
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fucck ok
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eat a dick teddy
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>>712807742
fuck off nigger
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>>712807742
fagit
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>>712807742
Fuck niggers
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>>712807742
Why do I still come to this site....
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>>712807742
hekc
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kys
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>>712807742
Puto
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>>712807742

I want to rape your hot, wet, gay asshole. Pushing my thick horse cock inside you. Sure, you will resist at first, but then, the sudden realization that you crave cock will come over you, as you whither and spasm with lust. I will then pull out and and empty a quart of jizz down your faggot throat. Oh, your dad is wathcing the whole time.
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>>712808550
What the actual fuck mate
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pls no
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No Teddy, leave me alone!
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realy scary
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>>712807742
fuck niggers
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>>712807742
pls no teddy
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Ok
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No pls
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ok im posting
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Okalee Dokalee.
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fucc Teddy
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teddy u fuckin nigger
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Rusty ice pick? Be a little more original next time. What if he were to lube up "little teddy" with bleach and slowly fuck our eye sockets while you lay still from the paralyzingly toxins in his precum, yet feeling the burning pain of every thrust
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>>712807742
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>>712807742
Uwotm8
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ok
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>>712807742
but he loks so sweet :c
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ding
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Can Teddy also just kill me
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hkw is going to kill me with the ice is he going to bring or ise mone vut I don't an ice pick so he is for sure going to bring one but I don't even have ice so why would he brong one damm teddy is fucked up he brings an ice pick to the jungle
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Damn that pic is scary.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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No
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ain't takin no chances
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Please don't.
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fine
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>>712807742
BRING IT ON NIGGER
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>>712807742
Penis
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>>712807742
Lets play some lol
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Sounds kinky
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>>712808550
Lets be honest hafe the fags here wold fuck both of them
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>>712807742
Better to be safe
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fu
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ok
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>>712807742
Not this shit again.
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Damn
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ha jokes on him i already want to die
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>>712807742
Qq
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>>712807742
FUCK
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>>712807742
Test
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Teddy seems like a nice fellow.
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seems legit
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Rep
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>>712808550
Dammit
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>>712807742

Ok
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Ple Teddy, take my anus instead
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>>712807742
scared af
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Well fuck
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>>712807742
lol
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>>712807742
this thread already got posted
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>>712808550
no
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>>712807742
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>>712807742
dude lol it's 4:53 am
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waaaaaaaaaat
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>>712807742
A
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Teddy is a glorious cuck.
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Teddy pls
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lul
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>>712807742
ugh
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Spooky.
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Shitposting so I can Shitpost tomorrow
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teddy pls
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Im redy for Teddy amirite
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Kk
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>>712807742
eita
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>>712807742
hi
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nuh uh
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Ok
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>>712808550
But I'm posting in the thread AND replying to Yddet.
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>>712807742
no chances lol
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Reply to this post, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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I would really appreciate if teddy didn't do this, as tomorrow is thanksgiving and i'd love to eat some food with my family
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>>712807742
Teddy no
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>>712807742
ohshiest
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fail
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>>712807742
Teddy dont do it!
Oregano
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>>712807742
k
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In
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Pls no
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Kek
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>>712807742
No pleez
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>>712807742
gauge
ɡāj/
noun
1.
an instrument or device for measuring the magnitude, amount, or contents of something, typically with a visual display of such information

>> measure my eyes with a rusty pick... ok...
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Fake n gay
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Nah
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Please leave teddy :(
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>>712807742
ok
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>>712807742
Fuck off Teddy
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>>712807742
OK you got me this time.
Don't want that mf creepin in on me.
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get out teddy
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>>712807742
getty pls no
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Kek 211 people scared of Teddy.
This nigga is savage af
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.
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>>712807742
Nigger
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fucking end me
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Posted
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>>712807742
not my sharingan
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how do I comment again?
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I welcome death
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pls live
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>>712807742
>Teddy is dead
Lucky nigger
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god dammit teddy
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>>712808550
Can I let you both kill me?
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>>712807742
Damn.
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Teddy looks sexy af
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ok
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Every time I see this damn thread
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Okay
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fine
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Teddy
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>>712807742
nnjnjkjlknlj
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>>712807742
Nigger jew
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ugh okay guys
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>>712807742
My name is Teddy
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>>712807742
niggerfaggot
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No teddy
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gay nigga
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>>712807742
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>>712807742
ffffffffffff
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gaaaaaaaaaay
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Teddy no
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not taking any chances
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5spoopy8me
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Fuck off teddy.
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Fug
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>>712807742
no you
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Whatever
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>>712807742
xdd
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this thread is dumb, and anyone that posts in it is dumb.
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let people fap without worrying you fuck
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upset
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>>712807742
well
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Fuck you Teddy you nigger. I'll gouge out your eyes first you little bitch.
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>>712807742
I don't think I feel safe leaving this one to immunity cat.
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>>712807742
How can an Icepick be rusty if it's ice? It'd be melted by the time he came out. Checkm8
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>>712807742
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Pls dont...
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>>712808550
kek
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>>712807742
Ok, if you say so, I'll post here. I'm scared.
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>>712807742
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>>712808550

Noodle
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>>712807742
fucking nigger
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>>712810151
Save me immunity doge.
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Teddy is a fag
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k
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K
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fuck u teddy
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Oh no
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>>712807742
nope
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h
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I am teddy
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Teddy come subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3f1TqFEkRQ
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>>712808550
both
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Like, 3/4 of the people here are autistic suicidal faggots so...
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