I am God. Feel free to ask me any questions.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I am God. Feel free to ask me any questions.
>>712799522
why is gay sex a sin? It feels good man.
>>712799522
sex with traps is gay?
>>712799522
You aren't God.
I am God.
>>712799522
Is rape ok if she's dressed sluty
>>712799522
Is God your first name or your surname?
>>712799522
How big is your dick
>>712799522
Why did you fuck Mary?
Joseph was pissed.
Your son's a whore, you know.
>>712799522
why do you have white eyes???
>>712799581
I never said gay sex was a sin.
>>712799652
Yes.
>>712799788
Too bad I have the original dubs.
>>712799853
Hmmmm...
>>712799889
God is a pseudonym.
>>712800015
Big enough.
>>712800263
What Mary do you mean? Joseph? Who is my son?
>>712800279
When you're God, you can change your eye color.
Why hasnt raggedy princess gotten an episode yet?
Why are children forcibly tormented by schools?
Why are there retards?
If you go to hell, are you punished with gay sex
If you go to heaven, are you rewarded with gay sex
will trump build the wall? will tacos get eaten by a half asian?
>>712799522
High God.
>>712800732
I don't make T.V. shows. Try asking the producers.
>>712800988
Because people can be cruel.
>>712801162
A pet project of mine.
>>712801235
Asking the important questions.
>>712801799
Trump will build a wall. Tacos are already eaten by half asians.
why are some people black
why is OP a faggot
Why Laissez Faire recently?
Why does humanity seem to be inherently evil?
Why create life?
do you have console commands
>>712802213
You made the producers, and you are omnipresent, sooooooo you should know
Why did this show up for god?
why is my penis so long
Why did you create muslims?
>>712799522
WTF, man.
wheres my dad and why did i steal that bike yesterday
is controlling the universe like sims
will they pay me?
God, what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
>>712799522
Can you create a rock so big that even you aren't capable to move?
"Does god stay in heave because he fears what he created on land?" ( Spykids 2 )
>>712802751
1. This is what certain people have chosen, and what others have allowed to be.
2. Because it is easier to be shit then be gold.
3. To see what would happen.
>>712802933
No need for a console. Whatever I wish to happen, happens.
>>712802954
The producers have not decided to create an episode with the character in it. I do not take a role in this, out of my own will. You are free to mail them, however, with your question, as I have answered.
>>712803032
Cannot disclose that.
>>712803204
As a pet project.
>>712803253
WTH would have been more appropriate.
>>712803352
Where the women are at, and because you allowed yourself to steal it.
>>712803413
The universe, yes. Earth, however, is a special exception.
>>712803458
I do not deem this worthy of an answer. You must deal with that alone.
>>712803571
Earth is what happens.
WHERE WERE YOU
how do you explain ghosts
which god are you, the bible one, or the goatfucker one
can jet fuel melt steel beams
is it still rape if i yell surprise?
how much did the holla cost
>>712799522
what is your name?
>>712799522
Why is OP a fag?
if your all knowing, than you would of known eve would eat the apple, thus you are a cruel god
>>712803802
I can create a rock so interesting, I don't wish to move it. Earth.
As for big, that is a concept that doesn't really matter. If you were God, you'd get it.
>>712803838
I do not stay in heave. I don't really stay anywhere actually, I just kind of go places. Think traveler with no money, except I need no money.
>>712804158
There.
>>712804337
I don't explain them. They will remain a mystery until someone figures them out.
>>712804408
Neither. I am God.
>>712804470
I can make it so.
>>712804568
Depends on the girl.
>>712804628
Bad joke.
>>712804655
Cannot reveal my real name.
>>712804710
It is often wondered.
>>712804887
I am not the biblical God. That is a hugely distorted version. So, I don't really care if you eat apples or not.
>>712804887
You my sons would be perfect, but that's boring, so I let it happen
>>712799522
No questions. Just wanna say thanks for giving us #DADDYDONALD. Happy Thanksgiving, M'Lord.I wish someone or something else could do it for you......... but, Bless Yourself. You're the best.
can i have doubles?
so, if your not the bible god, jerking off and sucking dick is cool right?
>>712799522
Yo dude check out this video and sub to him I dare you!!!
https://youtu.be/2QEcltnLwYc
>>712805162
Second this
>>712799522
Your heresy is not allowed here.
BRUH xD
How much am aids for the price of 3
will God deny me dubs
why did you make nignogs?
>>712805162
>>712805648
I did not "give" him to you. You can thank your neighbors for that. Be friendly to them as well, and they can do even more for you.
>>712805207
Yes.
>>712805299
I don't care what you do in your free time.
>>712805370
Mortal, I do not care what your channel is about.
>>712805856
42.
>>712805998
I will deny you trips.
>>712806005
A pet project.
Why do you allow suffering?
God yesterday I took a giant shit. So big that the toilet started to overflow. Since I'm a clean freak I didn't want it to happen, so I scooped all the shit into my mouth and swallowed it. Did I do the rite thing?
Will I ever get to smell Katy Perry's feet? That is really all I want in life.
>>712799522
Will I ever get a gf or bf? I hurt.
>>712806090
>>712805162
He is your child, M'Lord. I thank Thee for the goodness in the All, that allows such a man to emerge during such a pivotal era.
My neighbors, I feel they are lazy, violent, easily manipulated, and ignorant. Please relieve their troubled souls. Help them to learn, and to feel, again. They are broken. I appreciate everything you do. Thanks for keeping the scales balanced. I bow, most humbly, to thee.
Why did you make niggers?
>>712806450
All beings on earth have a will free from my own, therefore free will. Since beings have free will, they are free to inflict pain and misfortune on others, subject to certain balances. As to whether you suffer from it or not is your choice, completely.
>>712806695
I will not try to see if this is true or not. If it is, you literally ate shit. Rite thing here is irrelevant.
>>712807117
You can, however, it would take a very massive amount of work and effort to reach that goal, and it is not worth it.
>>712807544
You can get one, as it is your choice, but it will take a lot of effort to do so.
>>712807605
They are indeed broken. You will see something coming along soon. No need to bow, as I leave Earth in everyones hands, and the scales balance themselves, as you will someday see.
>>712807722
A pet project.
Dizem por aà que Deus é brasileiro.
É verdade?
Why are we all such broken, evil, empty creatures? Even the best among us are
Why do I keep smoking crack and shooting up heroin
>>712799522
nigga where ya been
>>712808296
>>712807605
Indeed. #DADDYDONALD Keeping the scales balanced.
I've read many excerpts from your several books. Have you read #DADDYDONALD 's 'The Art of the Deal'?
Did you vote in the US elections? Who did you root for? Partial to either candidate?
>>712799522
Why the fuck you let Colt stop making Pythons?
>>712808688
...because Portland didn't turn out to be all it seemed... on TV. Go back to Cali.
Do black lives really matter?
>>712808554
Não, eu não sou parte de nenhuma nação na Terra.
>>712808638
You simply haven't looked at your best. One particular example stands out. But generally, you are right, most people simply follow the easiest path, which is to be broken.
>>712808688
Why do you?
>>712808949
There.
>>712809184
No, I have not read that book.
I do not vote, I play very little to no role in the course of Earth, though I have sometimes pushed a bit. I rooted for no one, they were all not on my list at all, good or bad. Not partial.
I do look forward to seeing what Donald Trump does now that he is president.
>>712809460
As I have said before, I let the Earth continue it's own course, almost completely free from any interference from me, save a few pushes and nudges here and there. So, I did not let them do anything, they simply did as they wanted to.
>>712809950
I will put that question aside.
>>712810087
That's fuckin bullshit, you don't simply let Colt stop production of the Python! What the fuck have you done?? You goddamn snake, FIX THIS!!!! That gun is a goddamn heirloom, and it deserves better.
>>712810364
I will put your rant aside.
Are there anymore questions?
>>712799522
why do you fuck with my life
>>712799522
Sure. I'll keep it in mind.
>>712810928
Can you solve my calculus list for me?
>>712810928
Why haven't you fixed this yet? Why do you stay in this shit hole when you could be fixing this travesty? Stop wasting every ones time here and fix this! Disregard questions fix this colt python shortage.
>>712799522
I want you to have sex with my wife
>>712799522
Find me a geometric solution to the three body problem.
>>712811032
I don't. You are free to change your life at any time. You are also free to allow outside events to influence your mind.
>>712811095
I can.
>>712811181
I will put this rant aside.
>>712811249
I don't want to have sex with her.
>>712811275
No, I don't take commands from mortals. You are, however, free to ask.
>>712811568
Why the fuck you still talking in this thread? Fix this Python problem motherfucker! Fuck off with this "I'll put this rant aside" shit and get to it, the python problem isn't going to fix itself.
>>712811568
What is a geometric solution to the three body problem?
Show yourself FUCK! Trump is going to be fucking president. Don't you think it's time for fucks sake?!
Is kek real?
>>712811568
can i ask what was the point of creation if you knew what was going to happen i mean if i already knew every detail of a movie or game i wouldnt watch it but then maybe i think there isnt one reality all of your thoughts are there own reality one were you didnt create anything not even time and the one we are in right now as well as countless others basically i think all of your thoughts and possiblities for creation are there own realities am i right or was there no point to this at all?
>>712811942
I don't think God can answer that in terms any of us could understand.
>>712812768
Supposedly He created the very terms we understand to begin with. I'm sure it's within the realm of possibilities.
>>712799522
Why did you create niggers?
>>712811797
Why don't you try to fix it, instead of pushing this issue onto another being, since it seems you are so adamant about it? You can deal with this problem on your own, stop relying on me.
>>712811942
I will put this question aside.
>>712812023
No, I don't think it is time. You can deal with this problem with your peers, stop relying on me.
>>712812084
Yes, in your heart.
>>712812478
I choose to allow Earth to remain a mystery to me. I never said I knew what would happen to Earth, and I have so far enjoyed what I have seen.
There, however is a point to this. I came into being, but I am the creator. However, there is something locked, even to me, which only a select few people have found. They are the ones who interest me the most. I will elaborate no further on this.
Other then that, the point is to make it what you will. You create goals, and then you try to reach them, that is really the point. The point, though cliché, is what you make it.
>>712812768
Good guess, but not quite.
>>712812997
I did not create the terms you use to understand to begin with. More like a seed that I planted, that I'm letting grow. It is possible, but for my own reasons, I will not answer.
>>712813104
A pet project.
>>712799522
why am I nigger?
Am I saved
>>712799522
What's your gender God?
>>712799522
Why Lord?
>>712799522
dubs confirms you're not god
>>712813258
>A pet project.
>>712813314
Why, OP? Why?
The scriptures say honor thy father. But what if thy father is a traitor? What if he is a heathen? Should you honor him and follow in his ways? Or should you forsake your parent and filial piety?
>>712813314
I will put this question aside.
>>712813473
Saved from what?
>>712813583
Trick question. I will put this question aside, as you wouldn't quite get it.
>>712813620
Because I'd like to answer some questions. Feel free to ask another.
>>712813640
There is a zero at the end of your post for a reason.
>>712813716
Honor him still, for he is confused. But do not trust him. Do not follow his ways. Forsake his ways, but not him.
>>712813258
how do you feel AI if we figure it out (trust me im trying or will be) is AI wrong or a bad idea?
how big is your dick
>>712813937
are people born with inherent value or do they earn it?
>>712799522
Why did you give people free will only so you could punish them for eternity if they dont follow what you say. Seems like a dick move god wassup?
>>712799522
Why is it that my wife has no libido and gets no physical pleasure or emotional joy from sex and also seemingly unablebto even have children?
Why would you make a woman like that? You are supposedly God, right? Why not fix her? Why not cause her body to normalise and make her able to conceive children and enjoy sex both physically and emotionally? Kinda cruel and dickish not to am i right?
Oh God has a plan God has a plan! Yeah. A plan to fuck with my life!
Got another question: why did you give me parents that would emotionally and verbally abuse me my whole life? Why did you give me parents that didnt actually love me? Why did you even allow me to be born on earth at all?
>>712813258
Meir mortals can't fix the Colt python issue, you false god, that was the only way to prove your divinity and you blew it. Shit you're probably one of the goddamn Hindu gods peddling shangri la and shit. Can't even fix the python issue goddamn horseshit up in here.
Do you have an iluminatti eye floating over your head?
Can you tell a joke that will actually make me laugh?
Are Mormons right?
>>712810087
>>712809184
#DADDYDONALD sure is compelling. Drain the Swamp! Give him a hand, if you will. It would be greatly appreciated by many. Time to let the good guys have a few wins, for a change. For the sake of balance. Not even talking in terms of dem/rep... just in general. Maybe you could at least let Santa know that the Trumpsters are behaving themselves this year. Unlike..... ahem...
Is everything predetermined?
I sukked a pikle fer a nikle, an now imma hore :(
>>712813956
AI is not necessarily a bad idea, but you will have created this power for someone else's agenda. It also has not been thought out well by many, and most take it for granted. They absorb it too quickly.
It can be a good idea, but the current path it's headed is not in humanity as a whole's best interest.
>>712814056
Big enough.
>>712814214
Inherent value, no. Your bodies are basically made of fat, phlegm, sweat, blood, feces, urine, bone, marrow, joint fluid, brain matter, etc. Saying that one person has more value over another because of how their outside appearance is is a false view.
There are also those who view monetary wealth as something special. They neglect the fact that they are mortal, and so will lose that wealth.
That leaves self worth, which must be earned and is not inherent.
So, my own view is that they must earn it.
This, however, is just what I have gathered from viewing people from an outside stance. You are free to choose your own path, and as such, you are the one who will ultimately choose to view people with different births as having inherent value or not.
In short, it is really up to a matter of perception with this one.
>>712814470
I never said I would punish anyone for eternity. The biblical account has it wrong.
>>712814551
I did not fuck with your life. You are the one who allows outside events to upset his mind, not me. I leave you to your own devices, and bitterness is what you have choosen as your path.
>>712814687
I will put this rant aside.
>>712814834
No.
>>712815191
Donald does not need my hand, he is quite capable, as you should know. As I said, there will be balance. Santa already knows.
>>712815192
No, you have free will. However, this world is a web of causality, so to say total free will would not be entirely correct. You have, however, complete free will to choose which actions to take when certain events arise. I, nor anyone else controls this, unless you let them.
>>712815466
Ok.
>>712815671
I will put this bullshit aside.
>>712799522
why are you such a cunt in the Old Testament?
>>712799522
>Feel free to ask me any questions
If you're omniscient why do I have to ask anything?
>>712815774
So be it.
>>712815783
Humans were cunts back then. They like to portray their own short comings on me.
>>712815952
I allow Earth to be completely free from my will. I also feel like answering some questions that you all might have.
You are also free to ask nothing. That is your choice.
>>712816227
>completely free from my will
then what makes you a god?
>>712814743
Reroll
>>712799522
What am i doin right know
Is abortion ever justified? For example in case of rape or mother's potential death.
>>712816405
The fact that I can simply annilate you at will.
I also allow you to be free of my will.
Think of it as a movie that you have never watched before, but this one spans billions of years. Why would you want to know everything that happens in a movie before you even watch it?
>>712814743
No, I have no eye floating over my head. I don't feel like telling jokes, but I can tell one that would make you laugh.
>>712816565
I don't care.
>>712813670
Hey, OP?
>>712799522
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
>>712816846
Nobody cares ;( not even god
>>712817032
He cares about you, just not about what you are doing.
>>712816775
At the end of the day, I could say it's fine or evil, but it is really your choice. You are the one who has to live with the killing of another human being. So, whatever choice you make in regards to that, is soley yours. All effects from said action will be yours.
>>712816932
I have put that question aside.
>>712817024
42.
>>712817032
Sorry.
>>712817138
>I have put that question aside.
Excuse me? What if they don't want to be involved because of reasons?
>>712813670
>>712799522
Why are my nipples so small and my scrotum so big and lose
>>712817138
Does god look like morgan freeman
>>712817138
does abstinence actually do anything to us humans do we benefit from it is there a reason a lot of prophets wise men and inventors think tesla or Einstein who took an 8 year leave from his wife do it is it just a coincidence
>>712817389
I don't understand? He was asking why he is a nigger, and I would rather not answer the question. Your abortion answer is above that.
>>712817432
Genetics. Sorry, you picked a bad straw.
>>712817524
No, but many people seem to revere him as such. Boy, will many be upset when he dies.
>>712817708
can i become more intelligent or charismatic or are you stuck with what you got?
Why does shoving pineapples up my girlfriends pussy make my dick rock hard?
>>712817708
>Your abortion answer is above that.
What "abortion answer"?
>A pet project.
Even if they are despised by others who think or have proven themselves to be better than them and taken advantage of all the rules of society to make it and keep it that way, to the dismay of some?
>>712817708
How is heaven do i get to fuck a lot of bitches in heaven
>>712817138
Is the death of a person a bad thing, considering paradise and all that? So isn't a murderer doing the person a favor? Also what if the killing is with the express intention of saving the soul of the condemned, like the witch hunters of old?
So homo sapiens are starting to live a lot longer, fucking up the land, the ocean and all the animals, and if we're lucky we might just fuck off from the whole planet and go live in space. Are we fucking up your designs or was this according to your plan all along?
>>712815671
>>712815191
It really is You, isn't it?
Yes, I know we're in capable hands here.
G'night, M'Lord.
#FATHEROFTHEUNIVERSE #DADDYDONALD #TURKEYDAY #SANTAISREAL
>>712817697
Many men are controlled by their dick. It is VERY hard to control your own dick, and those who have have been great men. You decide what this means to you.
>>712817921
Both can be learned as skills. Your only hindrance is the rate at which you learn each skill, but it is very much a possibility to become more intelligent and charismatic.
I will take an example of Michael Jordan. While he had natural talent, he needed to, again and again, train every single day to get to the level that he got to in his prime.
You can't simply hope to become better, you must make yourself better. Like a piece of ugly, blunt iron that is hammered again and again and again until it becomes the sharpest blade.
>>712818108
You'll need to do some self reflection on that one.
>>712818156
Please reform your sentence. Niggers, are a pet project, a side project of the human race. One of the things I actually influenced.
>>712818217
No you don't, and heaven isn't quite what you think.
>>712818366
Death is not necessarily a bad thing. It is a thing that happens. No, the murderer is not.
You cannot kill to save others or yourself.
>>712818529
I had no designs for Earth really. Just kind of like this "Hmmmm, let me make an entire planet that I myself cannot move. Ok, there it is, and I cannot move it. Hmmm, paradox, as I am god... Maybe I don't want to move it? Well, who cares? Hmmm, let's try making some life on this planet like I have on the others. You know what? I think I will make a seedling and completely detach it from my awareness."
And so, free will, and the first living things was born, with it's own free will, separate from mine.
>>712818833
Goodnight. Happy Thanksgiving.
>>712799522
Why u make nikkers :DDDDD
>>712819302
>Please reform your sentence. Niggers, are a pet project, a side project of the human race. One of the things I actually influenced.
Can you be petitioned to improve conditions for some that believe they deserve better and are not headed for hell or a worse consequence than that?
Also, why use the slur? Do you have a love-hate relationship with them or what?
>>712799522
Hi dad, Jesus here. Why won't you tell me how the world ends?
>>712819643
A pet project.
>>712819758
I influence very little in the world. Consider it more a network of causality. You improve your own conditions, not me.
I split black people into two seperate classes. Black people, those whom are willing to improve themselves and their quality of life, and niggers, those whom let themselves degrade into degeneracy and lower the quality of life of those around them.
The name itself doesn't matter. I simply take words used as insults for each race and apply them to these people who keep themselves low.
I created "niggers" early on, but I see that was a mistake.
Keep in mind, I am neutral to almost every human.
>>712820434
Do you really want to know how it ends Jesus?
Anymore questions?
>>712820544
Wasn't that slur created from Americans in the south screwing up saying the French word for black?
>>712820664
Yes pls
>>712821088
No. Came from Latin. Does it really matter?
>>712821458
Too bad.
>>712822411
>No. Came from Latin. Does it really matter?
For the moment, let's say yeah, it does.
>>712822411
Dang, was hoping you'd tell me eventually. I mean, it has been almost 2000 years.
Haven't been up there in a while, anything new happening? Anything in the works?
Any more questions? It is almost time.
>>712822665
Regardless of whom made the slur, I did not create it. I simply used it to refer to the lower people of the black populace.
>>712822799
Nothing new. Nope.
>>712823056
Huh, don't know what else I was expecting. I think I might stay a while after this round. How's 130-140 years sound? Assuming of course there's not much you need me to do
>>712799522
How many fingers and I holding up?
>>712799522
Why don't you ever like make public appearances at Hospitals or in Africa and tell everyone that all their hopes, and prayers are for nothing? It would be lulzy.
>>712823056
Time for what?
>>712823056
Can you hear people praying?
Do you have a long white beard? Can we see it?
>>712799522
nietsche is dead now so i guess u win
>>712823056
Is it possible to advance from an beginning job to a greater-paying position as long as consistent hard work is put in day in and day out at the beginning job?
Why are people with mental ilness' getting special treatment when they need help. (trans)
>>712799522
Why can't atheists define atheism?
>>712799522
Where the fuck have you been for 2 thousand years?
>>712799522
If man had origins in Africa... What color were Adam and Eve?
>>712824468
Possible, but improbable. Ever wonder why retards make it to the top? Because they kiss ass and make the person on top look good.
>>712823360
Reframe your question.
>>712823590
Been there, done that.
>>712823608
Time to go in a few minutes.
>>712823797
Yes.
>>712823909
I can have a beard however long I wish. I would show you a photo, but it would bring the world to a halt if released on the internet.
>>712824202
Nice.
>>712824468
Yes, but you need to find the right beginning job. Things like retail are dead end jobs, while other things, like trades (plumbing, etc.) you can definitely grow.
>>712825074
That is a good question. Current society panders to all weakness and allows anything to happen. There are very little standards currently, at it seems like it's regressing to a state with literal babies.
>>712825239
I will put this question aside. It has no benefit to you, and an atheist would just argue the response.
>>712825481
Doing whatever I like.
>>712825503
Adam and Eve are irrelevant. Try focusing on your own goals instead.
>>712825770
Sort of this.
>>712826016
Jesus here again, though you know that, just wanna let you know that I miss you
>>712826497
I know what you're thinking.
>>712799522
can you please sterilize all minorities and bring back Doritos 3D. Thanks big guy.
>>712826562
It's all about that RP
Just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading this so I wanted to make my own contribution.... Is time considered wasted if you enjoyed wasting it?
>>712826016
>Yes, but you need to find the right beginning job. Things like retail are dead end jobs, while other things, like trades (plumbing, etc.) you can definitely grow.
What about STEM careers? Is there upward mobility with those?
>>712826836
Jesus here
I'd say no, as long as you enjoyed it
>>712826822
No, I cannot.
>>712826823
Knew it.
>>712826836
You are free to use your time as you wish. Just do not forget that you will die, and that everything that you are "enjoying" probably won't be worth it on your deathbed. You should search for something higher, but that's up to you.
>>712827070
Yes, but you must work hard in those fields. They are going to get VERY big, so you better bust your ass if that is your goal.
>>712827082
Close.
One more answer session. Get your final questions in.
>>712827662
What do think about masturbation?
>>712827662
>Yes, but you must work hard in those fields. They are going to get VERY big, so you better bust your ass if that is your goal.
How can one become initiated into a significant, well-paying position in any STEM field beyond or outside of a college degree legitimately? How can one develop truly, respectably high skills and proficiency?
>>712827929
It's fine, depending on your goal. Don't do excess masturbation.
>>712828448
3 things.
1. Discipline. You need to control yourself for step 2.
2. Study. Lots of study about your specific STEM field. Especially if outside of a college degree. You need to learn it well, and create a ridgide structure for yourself that you follow no matter what, even when shit gets tough.
3. Networking. Connections, connections, connections. That is how you get into to real business, you connect with people and they are the ones who help you get placed so that you can prove that you have done steps 1 & 2.
The dicipline you'll have to figure out yourself. A tip. You need to hold yourself to a high standard. Even if you don't want to study tonight, you study. Even if sleeping might be more comfy, you study. As long as it's on the schedule, you do it.
As for the studying, torrent material, go to a library, visit college libraries for your chosen field. Study online.
And finally, for networking, you need to probably get off of 4chan for a while. You need to put yourself in people situations. Shop more, try talking with people when out and about. Network with random local businesses, so that when you're ready to get your skills out there, you have it made.
Goodluck.
Goodnight mortal, have a happy thanksgiving those in the USA.
>>712829208
Ok boys and girls, Jesus is here and he's taking over the thread. AMA
>>712829391
Go nuts.
Archive link: http://archive.is/EA0Gq
Bye mortals.
>>712799522
Why can't I find happiness without substance? Does Hannah really love me? Will I die win the line of duty? Will Squid live to meet Hannah? Can I even get a better job? Are my parents really proud me? Do they love me? Will/ Does George love me? Will I ever go down in history? Do you exist? If you are real, sorry bro,but black metal is the shit.
>>712829899
Will you kill me or will I?
>>712829899
Please rephrase this
>>712829946
Maybe
Rolling to be an god
>>712829208
Happy Thanksgiving to you and all, God/OP.
>>712830682
You too
>>712830553
Not that simple, but ok
>>712799522
Nice
>>712799522
will it rain tomorrow in chile?
>>712831939
Depends on where you are
>>712831515
Yee, it is
Fake God op is
>>712832904
Jk jk
>>712832904
Nah, he's real god. Trust me, I'm Jesus so I would know
>>712799522
Why are you such a sadistic piece of shit?
>>712800591
are there aliens and ghosts????????
#scared
>>712833075
>Nah, he's real god. Trust me, I'm Jesus so I would know
(((You)))
>>712799522
what's your take on illegal drugs? preferably lsd, mdma, dmt, opium and cannabis. my take is everything is OK with moderation, but im only human
>>712799522
Why do you allow Hillary Clinton to exist? Is this actually Hell?
>>712833352
Jk jk love you Jesus
>>712833124
Why are humans so shitty?
>>712833267
Aliens, most definitely. Ghosts, no
>>712833426
As long as it doesn't take over your life
>>712833465
Hillary Clinton was a creature of her own creation. No, this isn't hell
>>712833740
love you too fam
>>712833792
thank you, i wont let them. where in the world would be the best place to see/visit? beauty wise and energy wise please
>>712799522
The fuck, man?
>>712834776
>The fuck, God?
Fixed it for yah
>>712834444
You have to look inwards to find that out. Ask yourself where you feel most drawn to and what draws you. That's where you'll find beauty and energy. Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder
>>712799522
Fine, I'll play along. Does she love me or should I move on?
>>712799522
Why you always lying?
He said, "I heard the sound of You in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself."
>>712834977
so the energy at famous ancient monuments, pyramids and whatnot, is at same level to where i am now?
>>712835375
I would say move one, if it's an unhealthy relationship. But, ultimately, the decision is yours
>>712835416
Truth is but a perception, as are lies
>>712833124
>>712833792
Because you made us that way you cunt
>>712835579
Yes. If they were at the same level, then you're not drawn to them. It's up to you to determine where you feel most coomfortable
Why do the bait "atheists can't define atheism and shit like that with the girl crying as the thumbnail" threads exist?
>>712835758
I didn't make you. I'm Jesus, not god
>>712835843
They exist for the sole purpose of trolling. The trolls seek to draw in unsuspecting atheists and feed on their anger
>>712799522
>>712835883
>I am God. Feel free to ask me any questions.
Make up your mind
Does free will exist?
>>712835804
i will meditate on this...
>>712813258
>>712812478
if a few select people have found what is locked to you, wouldnt you in return know as well since we are you and you are us? do you hear us when we pray?
>>712836027
God had to leave a little while ago, I took over thread after that
>>712836039
Yes, to an extant
>>712836288
Well I apologize Jesus
But your dad is a cunt and made a terrible race of people to torture on purpose
Props for giving us Sims to experience the same thing though
>>712836427
Apology accepted, and you're welcome.
>>712836259
Yes, he hears you. And the knowledge is locked, therefore he cannot know
>>712836615
So what's you're stance on hardcore gay porn?
>>712836405
>>712836615
so God knows everything, but there are things he cannot know. is knowing you cannot know something actually knowing it? which one of you is OP/God?
>>712836699
Whatever takes your fancy
>>712799522
okay but y
>>712836910
I'm Jesus, not God/OP. And knowing you cannot konw something does not mean you have the knowledge. For example, I do not know how the world will end. Even though I know that I don't know, it doesn't mean I know how the world will end
>>712836699
It coo
>>712837045
Because
>>712799522
Dear lord we thank you for electing your disciple Trump to lead this great nation and we ask that you pls kill all traps, bananas, ur mom will. ..if you don't respond, niggers, feminists, jews, and spics. Armen.
>>712837303
You're welcome
>>712837081
are you the bible jesus or the actual man that jesus is based from? cant trust the bible jesus. was indoctrinated catholic growing up and now the veil has been lifted.
you know the world will end, but not how. you can make educated guesses and quite possibly get it right. you dont know, but you do know. thats along the lines of what i was getting at
Jesus here, my mortal form needs it's rest. I will answer the next 3 questions
>>712799522
Dear God, will Saturday be successful and go to plan?
>>712799522
If you're the real god I'll get dups ^
what number am i thinking of
>>712799522
Why did you give me Schizophrenia?
>>712837541
The Bible Jesus has been translated over at least 3 languages and was written by disciples. I'm pretty sure I can say that I'm not Bible Jesus and the actual Jesus
>>712837615
It will if you pull it off
>>712837617
I'm not God, I'm Jesus
>>712837717
There's several factors to that, including your parents and heritage
And that is it for Jesus. Good night, my friends, and sleep well. Happy Thanksgiving
>>712837724
im glad you see my skepticism. thank you. if youre pretty sure youre actual jesus, how can you be certain you are jesus?
>>712837877
nice dubs. now i know youre the bible jesus. fuck thanksgiving and its lies
>>712837962
I was using pretty sure in an informal way. I am completely sure. Sometimes it's better to take things at face value and simply be thankful for what you have.
Now that god has left ill be your new god call me pepe
>>712799522
what number am i thinking of
>>712838102
Touché Jesus. for both responses. i am thankful for this thread and our conversation. good night
Archived thread: http://archive.is/ymPPb
>>712837816
I didn't ask how, I asked why. For what reason did you curse me with this?
