this guy apparently talked to me when I was 10 and wants to hang out, he also offered to succ bc he's curious (i am not), he's also really awkward and weird. i've been fuckin around with him and told him we can meet up at 3:46am tn bc thats when I'm free.
he just messaged me saying:
"Hey
We still on for the morning
Do u wanna meet now or later"
dubs tells me what to say next; will say anythign that wont get me arrested
tl;dr weirdo wants to hang out, dubs what say
I'm shoving cucumbers up my ass right now, so I don't think this is going to work out. Sorry.
I'm taken, sorry.
Don't text me anymore.
Is it okay to bring a couple of black guys with so we can get busy later ;)
Yeah sure, meetat starbucks.
>go
>>712789919
You're probably ugly so might as well leap for the only guy that'll take you before you start buying cats. Also tits or gtfo
Ask for dick pic
No, I have a girlfriend.
Also pic of him?
>>712790448
Reroll
>>712790550
reroll
>>712790448
Roll
>>712790448
roll
>>712790448
rolln
>>712790448
reroll
>>712790448
Roll
>>712790448
reeeee
>>712790448
reroll
>>712790448
rolll
>>712790448
roll. I want to see a pathetic man's dick
>>712790448
reroll
>>712790448
Rollio for polio
>>712790448
roll
>>712790448
reeeeeeee
>>712790448
c'mon
>>712789919
Make him swaller the whole load
>>712790448
ROLl
>>712790776
so close, also reroll
>>712790448
tf these dubs at?
Roll "Yeah sure wheres the nearest graveyard we can meet at?"
>>712789919
you wanna get cucked by my nigger friends?
>>712790776
So close kek
>>712790448
holy heck roll
Rollinino for dic pix
>>712790776
ROLL
>>712790888
WINRAR
>>712790899
Winrar
>>712790448
Roll
>>712790888
Winnerino
>>712790899
Check'd and Kek'd
>>712790899
>>712790888
Here we go boys
>>712790888
winrar
>>712790899
fuck lol okay 1 sec, will post when he responds
>>712789919
>boys and girls club
OP confirmed poor af
>>712791012
No he got trips, op asked for dubs
waiting
>>712790165
Rolling for this
>>712790994
nah, i'm middle class, upper middle now i guess
>>712790660
Winrar
>>712791080
H Y P E T R A I N
>>712791080
kek
>>712791123
mah nigga
>>712791080
make the next one funny
>>712791060
ig youre right. doesnt matter anyways, they both said the same thing.
>>712791080
Haha lml dude didn't think you'd actually do it. Still though as weird as that may be know that I'm not gay nor would I want to experiment with another male. Maybe one day we could go out and get a burger or some shit.
>>712791202
"It's dick pic or i go with tyrone. You choose."
>>712791202
no dick pic, no shit slit, take it or leave it faggot
>>712791202
ill send one back
>>712791284
roll
>>712791320
Kek and Roll
>>712790868
Reroll for this
>>712791283
Say this if he sends dik pik op
>>712791320
I like this
>>712790994
Anon confirmed dumb af
Not without a dick pic we're not ;)))
>>712791320
Rollerino
>>712791320
roll
>>712791400
WINRAR
>>712791400
Winrar
I was just scared. I want you. Show me that sausage
>>712791400
Wins!
>>712791400
OP pls
Someone better call the cops because I'm a shitposting maniac WOOOOOO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>712791320
rollllll
>>712791320
rill
>>712789919
on 4chan
>this guy is really awkward and weird
Dont you have junior varsity basketball practice to go to OP?
if he posts dic pic, tell him you'll post it publicly if he dosen't do something idk dubs decide
I get shy around cute guys *blushes* hehe :3
>>712791679
Roll
>>712791667
video of him jizzing
>>712791080
"i gotta see what im workin with"
>>712791783
roll
>>712791667
If you don't show me your asshole, I'm going to send this to your mom/dad and tell them you're sexually harassing me.
>>712791679
This
>>712791667
have you seen that episode of black mirror?
once pic is posted, blackmail him for everything he's worth
>>712791284
roll
>>712791650
JV chess actually thank you
>>712791827
ya i want this 2
I'm gonna shit on your anus
>>712791905
rollin
>>712791827
yes yes YES
>>712789919
Tits or gtfo
OP here, i really dont want to see this guys gross dick, will delivar tho. try to actually think of something funny, he still hasnt answered
>>712791667
send pic to boss, parents, school principal, the queen, tosh.0, etc
>>712792064
Tits or gtfo
>>712792064
hes probly in this thread. this site is a magnet for faggots
>>712792064
post screenshot
>>712791667
rollerino
>>712792064
It's better if you don't want to see it. Don't be such a faggot about this
>>712792064
the dick is the best scenario because then you can black mail
>>712791679
I get stomach aches around cute guys*shits himself *
>>712792157
OP is female; demand tits
>>712792064
Are you intrested in a sixteen-way?
>>712791080
Are u man or woman?
>>712792064
wait...if op is female and not showing tits is op even real
I want you to shit into my pussy
>>712791400
Winner winner chickin dinner
HAHAHAHA STUPID MORON IM TROLLING YOU AND LAUGHING WITH MY FRIENDS YOURE PATHETIC KYS
>>712792450
Roll
>>712792450
kek
>>712792208
>>712792312
reread original post. op is a guy.
>>712792450
Roll for this lol
>>712792450
Nope
post the bit where he offered the succ OP
>>712792528
Rawlin
>>712792450
kekek this pls
>>712792450
reroll
>>712789919
>B
>Boys and Girls Club
What a fucking pathetic faggot
>>712792528
Röll
>>712789919
>Send him this gif
"I'll bump your thread"
>>712792136
keep fucking up captchas
wtf with these captchas i keep gettign them right lol
>>712792533
Win
>>712792653
his response
>>712792816
hasnt answered yet
>>712792816
he hasnt responded, i guess he doesnt wanna play the game idk
>>712791827
Roll
I hate black people almost as much as I hate brown ones
This might backfire on you OP. He might just tell everyone that you are a whore.
Confess that you are the zodiac killer
>>712789919
>give me a chance b
my shit internet is getting fucked up from these captchas
tell him you're bisexual
>>712793427
Say, "I'm feeling kinda curious right now too, let's just see where this goes, okay ;)"
>>712793704
yes this
>>712793704
roll
>>712790888
damn Nice TRIPS pal ;^)
Hey, I'm slightly retarded. I don't have a sexuality because I browse a faggot board called 4chan
>>712793704
roll
okay op,
if you get the dick pic, make a new thread
"dubs decide how i blackmail this pathetic retard"
>>712793704
Exactly the same but without the face in the end
>>712793704
Reroll
>>712793704
roller rink
>>712794100
Winrar
>>712792555
oh shit trips
>>712793704
fuck
well i would but.... the pic????
i thought this is why you wanted to hang out. just let me put your penis in my mouth and lets see where it goes
>>712794301
Sorry if i'm rushing things... I've just been thinking a lot about you lately, sorry.. :(
tell him a quote from the magic 8 ball ask again later
>>712794301
I was lying to you. I was just scared before. Please do this for me.
>>712794301
"I want a teaser trailer for the real thing later (hint hint)"
>>712794459
Roll
>>712794301
Oh shit, I thought my suggestion wasn't gonna make it, well say now, " what's there to joke about? I thought you wanted to meet up? Let's do it, just this once, I'm feeling a bit wild and tipsy right now ;)"
its just a prank
Let's play 21 questions!
Is it bigger than my pinky?
>>712794301
Yeah I am, I'm trying to scare you away, so I don't have to tell you to leave me alone.
>>712794301
"Well I've thought about it, and sure, let's do it just this once, but I need your trust, so send the dick pic and I'm all yours tonight *wink*"
>>712794459
re-roll
update
>>712794301
I'm kidding if you want me too ;)
Wtf are you talking about you fucking queer
>>712794838
This
>>712794898
cuz ur attractive
please send
>>712794898
I thought a lot about it and I want to be open minded and maybe try it out
>>712794898
Because you've been made me start to feel this way, I can't explain it, let's just try atleast? That is, once I see the D of course.
I've always wanted to suck a gay faggots dick
>>712795038
this
>>712794898
this cunt is needy as fuck.
>>712794898
Stop asking so many questions. What are you, a woman?
Hey I was just fucking around. where do you want to meet?
>>712795055
Hehhhhhhh...
Fucking Kek winrar
>>712794898
you're not sending it because you're embarrassed? Is it messed up or something? I won't judge
>>712795055
WELP
>>712795055
Winrar!!!
update 2
>>712795055
winrar
>>712795153
I'll GIVE YOU head! Just let me have a little peak
>>712795153
I'm terrified to die a virgin
>>712795153
Whatever you wanna do tonight with my body sweety ;)
>>712795153
"I want more than head ;)"
>>712795055
>>712795221
"off by one"
>>712795242
Roll
>>712795221
Roll
>>712795153
Oh boy !
>>712794898
say "I've felt close to guys before, but I've always been scared to pursue it. I do think you're kinda cute. I made out with a guy once on a drunken night, and last night I relived that moment in a dream but the person I kissed was you. A lot of people in my life have been kind of homophobic so I've been scared to try and explore these things, but maybe if I have you by my side I can take a step closer to feeling comfortable in my own skin"
>>712795311
winrar
>>712795055
Genuinely curious, if someone is a gay faggot, does that make them straight? Because it's like a double negative. I've seriously been wondering this for years.
>>712795271
See you later alligator
>>712795311
do it op
>>712795271
So is that a no? I still wanna see where this goes, you up for it? Send dick pic for yes, ignore if it's a no
>>712795384
No, it means they are gay in addition to being a faggot
>>712795271
The language alone should key him in on him being fucked with by people from 4chan.
>>712795343
rollin
>>712795311
>I'll GIVE YOU head! Just let me have a little peak
>>712795455
we got him now
>>712795455
winnnnnar winnar chicken dinnar
>>712795527
I also like to do big cums
>>712795527
this is a perfect follow up
>>712795455
>>712795527
what ?
>>712795343
Rolling
To much bitchin and to lil pics, will have to cancle out meeting since i want to know the guy more i might sleep with and it seems that its to mich to ask for.. theres always more meat on the market.
>>712791877
Winner
just show me whats the big deal i'll show you mine
>>712792155
Oh shit winner
>>712795343
re-roll going all the way
>>712795669
>69
Roll
>>712795343
rollin
>>712791399
Wasted dubs faggot
>>712792644
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>712795669
This
winrar do both >>712795455
>>712795699
>>712795343
roll
>>712795343
get-er done
>>712795455
Cmon op, do it, the dubs demands it
>>712795669
Rollin
>>712795815
this seems good
>>712795343
give me those dubs
Is op a girl? Why are you fucking desperate losers even responding?
Sage goes in the options field
>>712795669
Why not
>>712795921
Guess you're not comfortable with your sexuality.
>>712795266
Winner
>>712795921
>he also offered to succ because he's curious
>girl
Nigga.
>>712795266
Winnar
>>712795343
4chin, give me dubs beyond dubs
>>712795343
the gettiest get you'll ever get
>>712795343
here we go
>>712795921
Read the thread before being a weak cunt.
>>712795343
dubs lives matter
>>712796070
56k modem huh?
>send pic
Let me just finish my breakfast and i'll be right over
>>712789919
Sage and gay
>>712795343
"now post yall dik nigga"
>>712789919
When I was in college someone was randomly callling people asking if they wanted to get together and get sucked, also heard about some guy in college who hitched a ride to somewhere else on campus and the dude offered to suck him - this is apparently something that some gay men do.
I think he's lying about knowing you already, though. And he sounds sick.
>>712795343
Reroll
don't go chasing waterfalls
>>712795527
>lol didn't I back then
Huh? What does he mean by that?
Did he approach you in a sexual way when you were 10?
>>712795343
You guys suck at this. Check Em!
>>712795343
fuck it
>>712795343
rollan
Love lifts us up where we belong
>>712791320
Also send him a dick pic
>>712795343
get
>>712795343
doot doot
>>712795343
whew
>>712795343
\(^-^)/
>>712795343
this is getting ridiculous
Before we go on...
Do you know what Shota is?
>>712795343
>. Check Em!
no check these
>>712795343
get ready for it...
almost there...
send pic of ur asshole
>>712795343
srsly
>>712796649
rolling
>>712795343
roll
OP where the fuck are you
>>712796669
only a bit more...
>>712795343
rargh
>>712795343
reroollll
>>712795343
rollin
>>712795343
czech em
>>712795343
singles get
>>712795343
Feel the riddim, feel the rhyme, get on up it's rollan time
>>712795343
nig
>>712795343
This isn't meant to be
>>712796649
Rolling for this one
Ask him if he knows what Shota is
>>712795343
re re
>>712795343
rolling
>>712795343
Pro dubs activate
>>712796649
Rawl
>>712795343
rawlin
New thread?
Roll for >>712796649
i bet OP's gettin his dick sucked
Send him a dick pic
>>712795343
HowLong is a china mans name
>>712795343
role
>>712795343
Noobz watch this
we're gonna need to bake new bread soon
>>712796911
winrar
>>712796911
>>712796955
Double Winrar
>>712796911
yes and yes
>>712796911
Winrar
Ask for da shotta Op
>>712796911
winrar
>>712795343
check em
>>712795527
>When you don't remember being molested.
>>712795343
did someone turn the dubs off again
>>712796911
check em
>>712796911
WINRAR
ALSO MAKE NEW THREAD
>>712795343
pathetic. watch this
