Prove you're an oldfag in no more than 5 words.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you're an oldfag in no more than 5 words.
I've been here since fappening
im not haha. Check dubs and stfu tho
I take Computer Science III
Giga pudi
>>712785888
trips.
/b/ died when this happened:
>>712785787
Newt gingrich roodypoos
>>712785698
What if i'm not fag?
>>712785698
What is the definition of OLD FAG ?
Cause idk if i am one
>>712785698
Mustard chan
>>712785698
you're always a newfag
>>712785698
afrochan. desu. WT snacks. blockatiel.
Also you are being visited by the inventor of blockatiel.
prove you're an oldfag threads are literally cancer and the go to place for newbies to feel like they belong to a place that they just met
>>712785698
I had the 16M get.
>>712787276
being this much of a newfag
Do you liek mudkipz?
>>712785698
If you have to ask or aren't legally an adult, you're a newfag.
TWINKIE HOUSE! HABEEB IT!!!!
Tags. Moot was a fag.
Vacuum Tube.
Towercat
longcat
puddi
bigim
Kimmo Alm
PENIS
VAGINA
PEANUT BUTTER
eval()
last measure
been here for too damn long
>>712787399
Dubs speak truth
>>712787416
>>712787399
winrar
>>712785698
Orly Owl. Cock Mongler.
>>712787533
and my dubs attest to that fact
>>712785888
Fucking faggot couldn't even guess right
watched first moon landing live
His name was David Kernell
I've been here since 2011.
how to take a screenshot?
I remember Jake Brahms hoax.
@712785698
I've browsed 4chan since 2015.
Faggots
>>712785698
I've been here since 2011
>>712785698
Hands free fapping
PSA:
Everyone posted\posting\going to post in this thread are newfags. Mission accomplished, OP
>>712787677
check
8 fuck ingredients years of this shit
Shoe on head, candyass fag
i made rule34 in mspaint
>>712788216
Bitch please, 2004 here
boxxy gang rape
>>712788415
kill yourself I've been here since 1944
>>712785698
it tastes like coins
Autosage
Bring back Snacks!
The surgeron is back.
4 words, but try and tame me fucker.
>>712788608
pools closed
sage.
tfw no more tyftt threads
Best proof would be not posting in shit threads like this... but I am posting in here so I must be the newest of faggots
>>712785698
You sir are an idiot ;)
Roody poo candy ass puddi
>>712787356
eat a bag of dicks you viking newfag
Max, Dubs Get
>>712785698
I preffer regular . .
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!!!
I watch true capitalist radio
Pool is closed
>>712788888
Checked
>>712788888
witnessed
>>712788784
>MFW those brow lines look like a marching column of Pepes
>>712785698
There are no oldfags faggot
>>712787994
THIS.
I member when people actually used those.
Also, IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME...
/thread
>>712788888
nice get.
but that is not a dog. and I doubt it can protect anyone from anything. ..except leftovers
>>712785698
I am an oldfag.
>>712785698
pools closed
>>712788943
not particularly old, but god I wish he still made shows.
>>712785698
Buck Rogers on Coleco Adam.
It takes a crane to
▲
▲▲ i can triforce
>>712785698
mARBLECAKEALSOTHEGAME
This is Dan
▲
▲▲*
what is a old fag?
>>712789189
oh the times were great.
>>712785698
Been here all summer.
>>712789378
is that even that old?
>>712789418
I'll show you later
>>712789541
I was referring to everyone being Dan on omegle like 5 years ago
>>712785698
Fuck off roody-poo candy assgot
It is still too soon
>>712788415
>>712788561
pff I lead my people out of egypt just to get an internet connection that doesn't load the page till the thread 404s...if I'd only knew there where 40 years of desert waiting... damn you יהוה
>>712785698
>Nigger lovin' whore
Its a USB line.
>>712785698
rip toaster steve
sage
mudkips
before boxy
when anonymous was actually her
epic gets
>>712785698
If I see that fucking cat ...
>>712786340
how do we revive /b/? THERE HAS TO BE A WAY
>>712785888
You're good.
>>712785698
I don't cringe for loli.
>>712785698
I'm charging mah lazer.
>>712785888
fucking newfag doesn't even know what dubs are
>>712790911
/thread
>>712788856
>viking
Bad b8 is bad
You done goofed nigga nigga
>>712785698
I pride myself in not allowing 4chan to swallow me into its depths, as those fucking oldfag cuck femboi niggerloving jew fucks have fallen before me
>>712785698
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>Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)19:02:20 No.712785888▶>>712786186 >>712787730 >>712790506 >>712790911
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>Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)19:02:21 No.712785893▶
> I take Computer Science III
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>Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)19:03:23 No.712785969▶
> Giga pudi
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> >>712785888
> trips.
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>Anonymous 11/23/16(Wed)19:07:30 No.712786340▶>>712790472
I am an oldfag
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
the only reason i'm jealous of u oldfags is becus ur going to die sooner sigh
toaster steve
BRING BACK W.T. SNACKS
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>>712785698
jessica salughter did a porn
Lime cat is not pleased
check these bloody dubs
boxxy :c
what is
>>712785698
Pools closed developers snacks DRRRRR
>>712785698
spidey stop
fuck I forgot to noko
>>712785698
Fenter her
>>712792058
That proves you were here yesterday
>>712785698
lurking
>>712791963
Whale fucker CP bribe taking god W.T. SNACKS..
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>712785698
no oldfags on /b/ anymore
I <3 Boxxy
>>712785698
Thanks doc
>>712792417
This
Not even moot
I know who moot is
RoodyPoo Puddi Desu Triforce Bzzzzt
In b4 the 404
>>712785698
Soldier in the boxxy war
Sage goes in all fields
Heaven
>>712785698
>>712785698
newfag with dubs
the game
>>712792417
Not true. We just don't come as often or enjoy it as much anymore
>>712792676
*You're
GIRUGAMESH... in america
roody-poo
>>712792772
spoken like a true newfag
>>712792796
>>712792796
literally wrong
niggertits
im a new fag, my dubs prove it
>>712792676
2009 isn't that new. Sure I'm no ancientfag but I've been on here longer than 90% of the people here who migrated from reddit.
i remember loli chan
>>712792942
you didnt deliver, what a faggot
watch these dubs
>>712792243
>>712785698
do a spinning flip dasu
HoleGuy best meme
I voted for Reagan
Dusty the cat
happy trees
>>712793055
shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>712792676
>>712792914
My new what?
My new what!?!
Her name is Roberta Paulsen
>>712792914
>
"Three days left, drumphs!"
>>712785698
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
4chan has gone to shit
>>712793184
your new
>>712793055
lol oh fuq
>>712793190
ok???
>>712793269
>>712785698
Browsed for 8 years
>>712786340
/b/ was dead well before that happened
noko
>>712793338
her middle name was a fucking pokemon
I don`t care...FAGGOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0
>>712793318
newfag
Get off my lawn nigger.
I remember the days 4chan and /b/ were synonymous with eachother.
That was the time anons were actually referred to as The Internet Hate Machine.
Because we fucking hated everything and did it for the lulz.
Hell I didn't even like saying for the lulz, but that saying stuck with us too.
4chan panel was eventually banned from Otakon after 2007 because con-goers were chanting nigger so loud you could hear it across the convention center in the traders forum.
Those times the mods could ban you for absolutely no reason, say, if you didn't like chocolate milk.
The days of fresh pasta and Raptor Jesus are over. No more will we know what the rock was cooking.
And if you fucked up you best make sure you were behind 7 proxies.
Raids were organized and habbo swastikas would bring joy to those anons who remember.
And if you couldn't believe we made the news, well you best just HABEEB IT!
All those times we fucked with Tom Green and called in. If I remember correctly we made him fit
as many pencils as we could in his mouth just for the laughs.
And we had W.T. Snacks, and it's sad for me to type this, but yes, we had mootikins too.
Well this place ain't Sparta any more, nor does anyone even post Leonidas. I haven't seen a
300 meme in years.
I remember when /b/ was alive and mudkips were liked.
All those mudkipz. And all that cheesy delicious pizza. So much pizza. It was like the wild west.
Well whatever, /b/ died a while ago, but atleast a nigger didn't steal my bike.
Give this song a listen. Oldfags will remember.
the next two posts will be dubs
>>712785698
I remember genuine OC greentexts
>>712785698
Ya'll like to play Videogames?
>>712786400
Penis Vigina peantbutter
>>712793418
So what exactly ruined /b/?
At what exact moment did /b/ die?
inb4 /b/ was never good.
Compared to 5 years ago this place is completely different.
We were discussing that before the mods 404'd the last thread.
In my opinion Project Chantology and the inter-war on Scientology brought in MAJOR attention from outside media sources, tons of newfags, and cancer unseen. I can testify that before these irl "raids" there was not as much aids here.
To be honest, anyone that went out and protested with a fucking guy fawkes mask or green suit is the literal reason why /b/ died. Because once you set a political agenda there is no more randomness. Not to mention the whole site was built on anonymity. Going out and protesting in public holding signs like a faggot and marching around NYC does not make you anonymous. It makes you quite the opposite. Then we gained attention, and faggotry haven't stopped ever since.
Oh and not to mention that rules 1 and 2 were LITERALLY made for this reason and yet here we are protesting in the fucking streets.
Makes me sick. inb4 secret fanclub. All around 4chan was better when it wasn't well known.
There were really good times here.
Those days I'd come home from class and browse /b/ and play vidya all day.
Content was actually random, new and new memes were being born left and right.
It was a different time, and a better time for sure.
>>712787439
ayyyy
>>712793509
get out of here mr. no dubs
>>712793549
Forgot to link the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdaOT72ieXs
>>712793418
He said 5 words, you math illiterate nigger.
>>712792417
Because /b/ changed
>>712793549
/b/ is alot gayer. it used to be edgy neckbeards now it's rejected homosexuals
the next post will be trips
>>712793631
LET THE BOY SPEAK
>>712793338
this you stupid fucks
Niggers tongue my anus
>>712793836
newfag 2012 was months ago
<-- Not the original banana meme.
Carne to get it out
>>712785698
OG Boxxy times
▲
▲ ▲
dundun
how me macaroni learned computer
>>712785698
Bitch i am lord Girugamesh
>>712785698
>well know if youre lying
>>712792870
No. Believe it or not there used to be a lot more substance. Whether it be good OC in a feels thread, or waiting for someone to knock over the card stand in times square.
Mods would post a good sticky note and again. They would ban words and change a culture (is was entertaining when we had to say new friend instead of new fag). People used to be more clever.
Now it's just porn threads and shitty you laugh you lose threads. Every thread used to be ylyl, because regardless of the topic, someone would post something that would make you chuckle.
I came here after people from the something awful boards i hung out on started migrating this way. And like waves it would go from good, to bad, to good, to bad.
I think it's just in a bad phase now..... hopefully itll get better. I post what I can to help
Please peruse my fedora collection.
>>712793089
Probably at least 50.
Sad
FUCK YEAH SEAKING
I have a screencap from 2004 that hasn't been seen since the thread died 12 years ago. One day when I really need to make a point, I will post it. That's not today. Because as soon as I do, it will go into thousands of people's 4chan folders.
>buying gf
>>712794508
i smell lies
>>712794569
lrn2bait
>>712793549
The rules don't even exist any more. I think Facebook and social media kinda screwed a lot of us. Before no one talked about 4 chan, then imitation sites like Reddit came out. Then people were sharing Facebook posts and crap.
Now people come here cause they think it's cool and to pretend they're something they're not... before we came here to be ourselves and actually be who we are.
Main screen turn on.
Nobody knows I'm a dog.
>>712785698
>"June 18th 2008: no moot"
>"How to reset /b/"
>"Guatemala day April 6th 2006"
>>712785698
WRRRYYYYY
>>712787533
>Kimmo Alm
Aah. Good times.
Delicious cake. Must eat it.
DO YOU LIKE MUDKIPS?
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger NiggerNigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
>>712785698
when b was still good
>>712785698
Shoop the woop.
>>712785698
i am on b fore-
>>712792417
Never were. If you wurnt on BBS, you're a newfag.
But how does bear know what apples is
>>712796330
Used to download porn with my 14k4 on Amiga from a local board.
A cat is fine too.
>>712785698
We're no strangers to love
i'll show you later.
U taek her 2 da bar?
niggers tongue my anus
>>712785698
You ever seen the grifter?
Mods are asleep. Post sinks.
>>712789266
What are you talking about? He's live every weekday
Gota have one of these...
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I voted for Reagan.
>>712785698
Desu
>>712796286
too soon
KIMO
>>712785698
Found this gem.
>>712794262
true
>>712796519
Damn, I member those days. Spend an entire week downloading a shitty porn clip.
>>712797787
haven't seen one of those in years
Mitchell doesnt affraid of anything
>>712797787
^Finger boxxy =D
good ol' fingerbox
The Game: you just lost
lurking since moot failed
>>712793418
>>712785698
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>712798538
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yes
>>712785698
I started the first Habbo raid
shit. was. cash.
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>>712785698
I 'member being in the thread where dude stole a skull from the catacombs. Blew my fucking mind at the time.
these threads are always shit
>>712798970
your face is always shit
>>712798013
Oh yes! I remember the first one I got for my 13th birthday.
It was my Grandpa's that my dad handed down to me.
If I ever have a son, he's getting it.
>>712785698
shit was so cash man
Got banned for a month by Snacks for calling him a faggot
humiliate me mache alles
>>712785698
ROW ROW FITE THE POWA
>>712785698
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Newt gingrich is roody poo.
Make 4chan great again faggots
wheat thins
I hide them in my tummy
Floating cat
the narwhal bacons at midnight
tacgnol
>>712785698
I paid for college cash
