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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Get stuffed.
aight
>>712785262
what do you mean by this
>>712786322
Turkey. And other things.
stuffed dragon
>>712786893
furries are friend, not food!
spegeti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRsx5Ues_c
>>712786402
dont like stuffing
>>712786970
food, not friend
tfw an alcoholic family member is coming over for thanksgiving so we can't have wine
fuck that shit
>>712787335
lame
>>712787724
I have enough rum to get drunk after I have to talk to all my fucking relatives tho which is fire
why is that dragon a frog
>>712787938
Don't be an alcoholic.
>>712787335
>>712787335
>>712787335
>>712787335
>>712787335
fuuuuuuuuuuck that
>>712788321
how about you stop being a bitch
>>712788501
Well now I'm calculating to see what form of alcohol is best for cost efficiency (namely wine vs. hard alcohol), so I can't criticize.
>>712788321
>>712788746
faggot
>>712788746
kinda dreading the day my tolerance is good enough that I have to do that kind of math
>>712788836
Hm.
I know price ranges for .75/1.75L hard alcohol, and I know the range for most wine, but I believe I've seen huge bottles of wine before. And then you have to factor in Franzia...
>>712788836
ull never be tolerant
how about you be a reasonable person and socialize with your blood for less than 24 hours without a handicap
Use your superior genes
>>712788836
Kek. I make alcohol for a living. 40,000 litres a day of 192 proof.
Shots fired. Not the kind he wanted.
fuck you devnull I'd rather vote for hillary clinton than spend an hour with my grandmother sober
>tfw no hordes of relatives to have over; everyone is dead or far away
>tfw only have had to interact with my father the past two days
You can keep your big families, plebs.
Become an orphan to achieve happiness.
lucky fuck
tfw family drama means i wont be seeing my extended family for an unknown amount of time
Yeah, the difference between me and seemingly many other people is that I wish I wasn't here right now because it's so dead, and I'd rather be completely alone back at my place.
Many other people wish they were somewhere else because it's too lively.
>>712789786
I'm not going to families house, want to join up?
tomorrow gonna be boring af
nothing on this earth is better than being completely alone with the internet
>>712789958
Mysterious.
Internet + pizza = happiness
>>712790093
I'm nowhere vaguely near you.
Plus I need to help make food and finish my cake.
>>712790148
you could have a day off work or school AND be alone with a computer.
and booze
>>712790229
that's been my entire week
>>712790225
I also dont know who you are so
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I'm hanging out with friends tomorrow, one is a professional chef. We're gonna make dark and stormy's and old fashioned's all day. We're gonna get plastered and eat a shit ton of food while playing board games. Gonna be great.
hey julian
exactly fuck you you're gonna have fun
>>712790363
I DONE SEEN EM
That's optional for me, but required for you.
>>712790295
Good.
I like it that way.
>having friends
>>712790385
done have em LMAO
>>712790396
you seem not shit though you like the white dog comic thing
not """required"""
>>712789380
>superior genes
>>712790568
whites are superior.
julian is kinda white
I'm no longer a disgusting fatty.
You should try not being a pathetic alcoholic.
>>712790444
Just ask how Julian how not shit I am.
you were never fat, dummy
we doing Guns and Stuffs now?
if we're talking about optimal alcohol to drunk ratio, beer/whiskey mix is less cheap but more fucked up per oz.
>>712790721
I can masturbate to this
>>712790624
how fat
also I dont need to I can just ask you
>>712790619
Who the fuck it julian?
>>712790742
BUT WAIT! There's MORE!
I was very well on my way to becoming one if I sustained that kind of lifestyle.
Same goes for you.
>>712790742
I'd rather have Franzia than Natty Ice tho. Whiskey is aight, but I've never had godawful whiskey before, so not sure.
>>712790787
I gained 20 pounds over the course of a few months.
Which is a lot for me. I got pudge.
>>712790820
red white and blue is good but low tier panty drawer.
post collar
>Hurr durr who I am is not important no I won't tell you who I am, it's that unimportant, just quit asking
>>712790885
20 pounds to what original
there's a lot of difference
not even ballpark
peace
>>712790926
darwin and you people do that shit all the time
nigga I stopped tryin to tell you niggas apart
>>712790897
you first
>>712790995
We have names so.
No peace allowed.
>>712790932
~145->~165
I'm 6'3.
>>712790926
Who are you talking to? Do you understand how 4chan works?
>>712791071
Then tell us what these names are.
>>712791119
It's right there over my filename, see?
>>712791071
not always I mean
>>712791085
so you went from twig to stick
>>712791212
Yep, always.
>>712791048
I dont have collars
except that one I bought for another guy
>>712785262
>>712786127
Literally 1 image in and a g/fur thread is ruined by an avatarfag
>>712791345
time for you to leave
>>712790926
I feel so insulted.
me = cancer
End my life.
>>712791212
More like from stick to pathetic.
>>712786127
>>712786127
belatedly. fuck you!
>>712791419
this
i don't blame people for not being open about their identity in the presence of the reigning thread datamining champion
>>712791415
I'm 6' and like 190
I've been like 160 range before and I couldn't eat anything without getting sick nearly.
>>712791490
Terrance or whoever was weirder about it.
raccoon just makes images I thought
>>712791562
both creepy as fuck
>>712791514
>I couldn't eat anything without getting sick nearly
How does such a thing even occur?
I've just had a problem of can't stop eating and never feeling sick.
>shit picture
idgaf
>>712791713
spoooooopy~
who
>>712791319
kinky as fuq
gay cartoon animals
>>712792047
yay!
Look at the time! It's Cute Butt O'clock!
>>712792584
This speaks to me for some reason.
>>712793841
What was what?
>>712793626
Rip Namesync. It's Cy+e, I thought you died.
>>712793891
>>712793968
i'm not that namefag. sorry. that's was the filename from BEFORE he took on the moniker "squibbles" and i'm too stubborn to change it.
>>712794082
Fucc. I thought I finally located my long lost friendo
>>712794179
i thnk i got his facebooks, skype, and MAYBE know where to find him on twitter. ain't seen him in thread for a while
>>712794312
lick
>>712791749
like my stomach like decreased in size or something and eating anything in small amounts made me overfull and led to minor vomiting
>>712791872
you havent posted collar yet
>>712794296
Eh, It's alright anon. I'll wait for him to return to these parts
.
>>712794406
Was it a medical or psychological issue?
My stomach capacity is too much, on the other hand.
>>712794393
slurp
>>712794563
you sound like someone i want to go to an all you can eat buffet with
>>712793911
Guess I'll never know. I will never sleep again either.
>>712794563
nah just stopped eating much in general and my body accustomed to it.
>>712791048
>stocking
>furryplug
Ok...
>glock
The real sign of fag
>>712794436
can't be arsed to take pic right now. sorry.
>>712794800
not just ANY glock! the TINY GLOCK! G43 master race
>>712794660
I've changed my ways.
I'm not about that life anymore.
Plus I only like to eat copious amounts of food alone because it was a real issue.
>>712794789
It's seriously like I'm just parroting off opposites here.
I ran/exercised a hell of a lot and I increased my stomach capacity because I was temporarily interested in competitive eating, so I'm always hungry.
>>712794892
I would like to say, I like guys with smaller guns... they should just remember that only I can touch it tho;)
>>712794393
>>712795018
good for you for changing your ways
>>712795026
lock me up and pocket the key senpai. i've been a bad boy
>>712794830
DO IT
>>712795018
but you're 160
>>712795370
Well, before, I ran enough so that I could eat whatever I wanted.
These past few months, I stopped running, but kept eating and gained 20 lbs over the course of 2-3 months.
I'm sure I could've kept that number rising, but I stopped this shit.
And you don't have to be fat to be able to eat a shitton. In fact, it's more often people who are fit/skinny that have higher stomach capacities.
>>712795653
I h8 u
>>712795141
You are my favorite! I would keep that key in a place only your tounge could retrieve. I am open to the idea of letting you out if you do the chores and dress real nice for me too.:3
>>712795690
What. Why? I don't understand.
Hurray for no call no shows!
>>712795357
you've convinced me
>>712795840
you can pretty much eat and not get fat
>>712796231
neat thanks.
>>712796306
np m8
>>712796287
Yeah, except keeping up that level of exercise left me with little energy to do anything else.
I was only exercising so that I could eat, and eventually it came to the point where eating that way was just natural.
When I finally broke out of tiredness and stopped exercising, I continued my excessive eating habits that I'd gained.
The pressure has always been on me to either continue exercising or progressively gain more and more and more weight.
You can eat what you want and not get fat, too. Just go outside right now and run 10 miles first.
uhm
>>712795695
>harder daddy
>>712796639
mhm
>>712797261
[spoiler] lick [/spoiler]
>>712796548
oh I see, I missed the point entirely.
>>712797453
I mean, in the process, I learned that the whole idea of people who can "eat whatever you want and not gain weight" is always a lie unless they legitimately have a medical condition. I had almost believed I was one of such special people.
If you actually believe that someone can feasibly do that, you're probably not seeing the whole picture.
greetings from s/fur stop shitposting in our threads
>>712797783
so what state anyway
u said you were nowhere near me
![Charts [States].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SZfwHOb.jpg "Charts [States].jpg")
>>712799058
[bump to record this data]
>>712797418
smootch
>>712799844
God, I share a state with a bunch of faggots.
>>712800410
That narrows it down to about 3
>>712799844
who is the lackadaisy in oregon supposed to be
>>712799844
Can you change my icon to something more cute
>>712800495
The original lackadaisy avatard I'd guess
>not pictured on map
damn you furfags
>>712800983
>>712800983
>you
>people
>>712800495
They have names retard
>>712801273
I didnt zoom it from the hover
>>712801513
Out of curiosity are you in the Portland area?
badj pls
>>712800410
>Hurr durr where I live is not important no I won't tell you where I live, it's that unimportant, just quit asking
>>712801735
no kill yourself
>>712802001
sure
>>712802001
Rudeee
>>712799844
Tfw Ohio is empty
Is that it? Is that all there is?
>>712803316
Lelric and Jare are in Ohio.
>>712799844
No one in Arkansas eh?
Figures.
That's it.
>>712803703
there is literally nobody in arkansas
>>712803879
Yup. I've met one guy from Russellville in these threads.
I'm mildly uncomfortable with people knowing where I live.
>>712799844
Add katten to that map, he's in Oregon
>>712799058
IL.
>>712804822
that's weird
He's obsessed with Katten.
>>712805876
Why?
boop
>>712806519
cause it is
>>712799844
>all alone in Massachusetts
pretty comfy tbh
>>712801879
pls dev
